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First date. Everything is going great. She laughs at all your jokes, reaches out and holds your hand as you stroll through the market. She's cute, intelligent, and practically plays more video games than you do. Pretty much she's everything you could ever want in a girl.

Suddenly, as you walk with her under a great elm tree by the river, her face gets very serious. She stops cold and turns to face you. She looks so earnest you begin blushing.

You don't usually blush but she's a very special girl.

"Anon, before we go to the French restaurant you picked out, I have to ask you something serious. I know it's kind of soon but I just want to make sure I'm not making a mistake feeling this way about you already. I mean, I barely know you.

"Do you prefer the U.S. Sonic CD soundtrack or do you like the Japanese version more?"

Her pupils widen as she waits expectantly. Without realizing it, she bites her lower lip.

What do you say, anon?

>> No.4931675

This dick ain't gonna suck itself

>> No.4931687

>>4931672
This board is slow enough that it's likely you're the same anon who made this thread last time.

And I'll provide the same answer: Both soundtracks are groovy. You'd have to be a tribalist faggot to act like either one sucks.

>> No.4931695

>>4931672
I'd punch her face because women and sonic are both for losers

>> No.4931696

>>4931675
"I'm NOT that kind of girl. I can't believe the nerve you have to say. I'm sorry but I don't think this going to work out. I guess I was wrong!"

>>4931687
"A-a-anon, no! It's me, Kumiko! What's a board? I thought we were on a date. What are you even saying? You can't like both the same!"

>> No.4931698

>>4931695
"W-w-why are you speaking in third person? Anon, I don't know what's going on with you. This isn't like you to be so mean. Please don't joke about violence against women!"

>> No.4931710

>>4931696
Oh, it's this RP faggotry.

"Let's break up. Your mother is hotter and I already slayed yesterday. Was hoping for 2/2 but fuck it,"

>> No.4931713

>>4931710
"You don't think the hard rocking electric guitar on the American soundtrack suites Sonic-san better? We weren't meant to be together after all, were we?"

>> No.4931719

IF YOU'RE STRONG
YOU CAN FLY
YOU CAN REACH THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE RAINBOW

>> No.4931735

>>4931672
Girl in the pic should be like 30+ otherwise, even if she did like video games, she probably wouldn't give a shit about Sonic in general or know about it let alone care about which Sonic CD soundtrack is best.
Asking a similar aged male about this would most likely result in a similar confused/not giving a shit response.
Am I just being autistic again and "that's the joke"?

>> No.4931737

this is the worst thread I have ever seen on this board

>> No.4931743

>>4931737
This. This is /r9k/ tier garbage.

>> No.4931754

>>4931737
I've seen worse

>> No.4931768

>>4931672
The Japanese soundtrack. I didn't care for Dr. Robotnik's theme in the US version, and the Japanese one is groovier.

>> No.4931772

>>4931735
"Y-y-you weren't supposed to figure that out so soon."

Her voice slowed down and lowered in tone, taking on a robotic edge.

"We could've been so happy together. But you had to ruin it."

The flesh began to slowly melt from her body, like hot nacho cheese dripping off of a tortilla chip. Now you could see that she was a cyborg. You should've known. This always happens.

Her metallic body gleamed by the river in the evening sun, live wires peeking out from cracks in the metal sheeting.

"Sonic Colors was the greatest Sonic game of all time. I was sent here by Eggman to destroy you."

As she ran towards you, your life flashed before your eyes. If only... if only you'd answered her question as earnestly as she'd asked.

Alas.

>> No.4931782

>>4931768
Kumiko giggled and, overwhelmed with emotion, gave you a quick hug. Before you could even hug her back, she'd already pulled away. She was shy. That's what'd drawn her to you, when the college professor had called on her and she'd looked at you, panicked.

Luckily, you knew the answer and blurted it out, saving her any embarrassment.

"I knew you'd say that. Oh, I was right about you. You are the perfect guy for me."

Her face turned bright red with the realization of what she'd told you. There was no going back now.

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4931802

>>4931782
Looks like I have the best taste here.

>> No.4931817

>>4931737
just wait until the next thread about the sega saturn. it'll make this thread look awesome.

>> No.4931840

>>4931675
fpbp

>> No.4931889

Zoot suit Sonic warrior!

>> No.4931968

>>4931772
>*teleports behind her*
>"You're too slow!"
>hit her self destruct button
>make a mad dash away from the explosion, since trouble keeps you running faster
>save the planet from disaster
>SONIC BOOM, SONIC BOOM, SONIC BOOOOOOOOM

>> No.4931982

>>4931672
"I'm not a sonic fan and neither are you with that question"

>> No.4932105

I'm 32 and what is this

>> No.4932124

>>4931672
If that was a serious question to someone and it really influenced how they felt about me then the date would be over then and there.

>> No.4932131
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4932131

MFW OP is PrincessSevenleaf roleplaying to get gud at being a chick.

>> No.4932495

>>4931672
God this is sad.

>> No.4932501

>>4931696
kill yourself

>> No.4932502

>>4931696
>>4931698
>>4931713
>>4931772
>>4931782

get the fuck off of this board you enormous faggot

>> No.4932516

>>4931672
I hope you kill yourself OP.

>> No.4932578

>>4932495
>>4932501
>>4932502
>>4932516

Just of curiosity... what kind of person do you think I am? If I told you that I ran a cryptocurrency hedge fund from a beach on an undisclosed island and make more money in a year than you will a lifetime, would that make you mad? That I'm also funny guy that writes hilarious, off-the-cuff fan fiction must really bother you.

For the record, the U.S. soundtrack is more dynamic, while the Japan soundtrack has stronger actual songs.

>> No.4932582

>>4932578
>would that make you mad?
Given that I dont even need to work because daddy is rich, your life seems pretty meh to me

>> No.4932610

>>4931672
>first date
>french restaurant
You're doing it wrong.

I got a non-gamer otter and it's great :-)

>> No.4932613

>>4932578
>If I told you that I ran a cryptocurrency hedge fund from a beach on an undisclosed island and make more money in a year than you will a lifetime, would that make you mad?
Crypto's a sinking ship, enjoy going broke

>> No.4932621

>>4932578
I'm a self-made billionaire so no.

>> No.4932710

>>4931675
/thread

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4932870

>>4931672
>>>/qst/

>> No.4932875

>>4932578
>If I tell you I'm rich with imagined money on imagined account, will you be jelly
The best part is - in this particular equation you are even allowed to have gorillion of crypto tokens and be rich... but that's still not a single penny of actual money.
So suck dick, faggot

>> No.4932891

>I have more money, so my life is better than yours
Eat dicks faggot.

>> No.4933773

Ignore, sage, report, encourage OP to kill himself, etc.