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Welcome to the /vr/ store, what can I help you with? Also would you like to sign up for our newsletter??

>> No.4929785

Can I speak to someone who works here?

>> No.4929793

I'll take that nEw R@rE vInTaGe nes for $150 please :^)

>> No.4929794

Do you have Battletoads?

>> No.4929798

Dude needs a couple posters on that wall behind him. It's depressingly spartan.

>> No.4929807
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>>4929785
Hello sir, I'm the manager. How are you?

>> No.4929809
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>>4929794

>> No.4929812

>>4929807
That's better. Can you believe that bloke at the counter? Wearing a bed shirt and looking like a caveman. Someone needs to buy him some clippers and a razor.

>> No.4929819
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>>4929807
>being a employee at a retro store
>standing beside current gen games
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>> No.4929854

>>4929819
retro stores in my area sell lots of modern stuff as well because they can't stay open off just retro shit.

>> No.4930040

The closest retro store to me has mostly modern pokemon garbage and offers pokemon card game tournaments on Friday nights. I wish they would concentrate on selling retro video games instead of Jap crap that emulates kike business models.

Bonus points if the retro stuff they advertised as testing and working actually worked.

>> No.4930045

>>4929782
hello shop keep, I am seeking that earthboun everyone on /vr/ talks about. Do you happen to have any copies?

>> No.4930071

>>4929785
>>4929807
>>4929812
why are there bitchy moms on vr

>> No.4930079

>>4930071
t. caveman

>> No.4930082

I'm looking for a copy of Bebe's Kids, do you have one in stock?

>> No.4930118

>>4929819
>Treating a beautiful girl like that
M'lady I would never be so disrespectful
I'd treat you like the queen you are
>Gets friend zoned

>> No.4930120

>>4929807
>Hello sir, I'm the manager. How are you?
Fine thanks. I'm getting back into gaming and wanted to pick up that SMB/Duck Hunt cart you have behind the glass an-
>good taste! Very popular!
Yeaaahh... umm just curious what the price is since it's not labeled and the guy at the counter wasn't sure either.
>no problem! Just a sec *logs onto ebay*

>> No.4930150

>>4929782
>Gets outcompeted by the internet
Heh, nothin personell

>> No.4930156

Is that /b/ or /cm/ open on the right?

>> No.4930251

>>4930118
*tip* *tip*

>> No.4930263

>>4929782
I can't imagine how much profit that store *doesn't* make. Just look at that smile

>> No.4930272

>>4930263
it's like you can read his thoughts how his mom was right upon asking her to co-sign for the loan to get his shop running.

>> No.4930286

>>4929782
>walk into the store
>notice the 4chan /vr/ screen on the computer
>walk out the store

>> No.4930292

>>4930286
>posted on /vr/
>employee reads thread
>retrieves halo 1:1 plasma sword

>> No.4930308

>>4929782
Are ukulele retro?

>> No.4930324

>>4929782
does he literally have a page open to 4chan?

>> No.4930361

>>4929782
Is this that Babbage Gramps guy?

>> No.4930365

>>4930361
kek, I always did picture gramps looking somewhat like that

>> No.4930367

>>4930361
Not fat or bald enough

>> No.4930369

>>4930286
>>4930324
>Average of 4k posters between September and May
>Average of 2k during the summer
>ets 700,000 unique IPs visit 4chan yearly.
Why are we surprised by this?

>> No.4930526

>>4929809
When did Dan Harmon become a retro vidya store clerk?

>> No.4930530

>>4930361
>suddenly I dont like attention
haha right

>> No.4930537

>>4929782
One Ukulele Hero for muh Switch please!

>> No.4930575

>>4930361
>>/vr/thread/4428943

Don't forget he wears fedoras and has a neckbeard.

>> No.4930586
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>>4929782
BOY THIS IS REALLY EXPENSIVE

>> No.4930589

>>4929782
Do you have hentai VHS?

>> No.4930691

>>4929782
that's a lot of NES games for britain
I thought no one cared about NES there

>> No.4930694
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>>4929782
>the sega saturn in the background

>> No.4930720

>>4930691
could possibly be australia. nes was huge here. I suspect this image is from there but I have no proof.

>> No.4930734

>>4929807
>Fair Game

Bring back the gay manager and lower your prices you maniacs.

>> No.4930757

>>4930720
Yeah, I think you're right. Sega Master System sold well there too, right?

>> No.4930907

>>4929782
>ukuleles
>retro video games
I don't get it, whats the theme here?

>> No.4930913

>>4930907
yeah, I don't get it. Yooka-Laylee isn't even a retro game

>> No.4930948
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>>4929782
I'll take your finest ukulele and a loose copy of Phantasy Star II please

>> No.4930967

Do you guys have LSD?

>> No.4930972
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>>4930045
yes i have a few. this item is worth 500 dollars. you can also trade in games for store credit, but the credit is only up to 50% off each item you buy. I could give you a package deal. i have the ultimate snes bundle with super mario, earthbound and donkey kong country. the ultimate snes bundle is worth 700 dollars, keep in mind you have to buy controllers and hook ups. 100 dollars for 2 controllers an ac adapter and a composite cable.

>> No.4931078

>>4929782
Mattel NES carts
Mega Drive II and Mega CD II
American Super Nintendo

>> No.4931269

>>4930972
Why do I think shit like this actually happens? Scary.

>> No.4931726

>>4929782
Hey, this place looks pretty coo-
>Notice the ukeleles in the background
>Do a 180 and never look back

>> No.4931741
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>>4929782
GIVE ME THE MONEY

>> No.4932052

>>4929854
Retro stores in my city have modern games but I don't know who's buying that stuff at €70 when you could buy it anywhere else for €20-40.

>> No.4932126

>>4932052
I think people usually do it because they want to support their local brick and mortar stores instead of buying used copies at eb games, which not only robs money from the developers but does nothing to support your local economy.

>> No.4932128
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>>4930972
I'm having the same reaction as >>4931269
Where is this hell hole that this happens in? Closest I see to that is at swap meets

>> No.4932135

>>4931741
sorry we can only give store credit

>> No.4932137

>>4929782
Nothing. I emulate everything I want to play. My first bf was a collector and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

>> No.4932171
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>>4932137
>My first bf
> left a bad taste in my mouth.

>> No.4932210

>>4930526
Face blindness is a sign of autism, anon.

>> No.4932534

>>4931741
>Money
Sir, where the fuck you think we are?

>> No.4932559

>>4932137
Who didn't leave something in your mouth

>> No.4932569

>>4930586
Miyamoto saw this shit coming 30 years ago.

>> No.4933841
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>>4932128
sometimes while searching for stuff on ebay. ill come across a seller selling, lets say sotn for ps1, i see the disc while searching and its relatively cheap, so i check out his page. as im browsing his games ill see the manual for sotn. and then ill see the case for sotn, all sold individually and when you put it together its not even close to being worth it. but ive never seem it in real life.

>> No.4933847

>>4932210
autism is a sign of anons. anon!

>> No.4934028
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*KRRT-TCHHHhhh~*
*sips*
AH, NOW THAT'S A GOOD DRINK! SAY, YOUNG FELLA BEHIND THE COUNTER, HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT THERE STADIUM EVENTS? TWENTY THOUSAND? ARE YOU NUTS!? IT'S A 30 YEAR OLD NINTENDO GAME, IT'S ABOUT AS VALUABLE AS AN 80'S COROLLA! TELL YA WHAT... I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS AND A FIRM HANDSHAKE FOR IT, AS WELL AS LITTLE SAMSON, PANIC RESTAURANT, AND FLINTSTONES... TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT YOU GOT.

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>>4929782
hello, i am a famous e-celeb and am wondering if you have any hidden gems i can review on my Youtube channel?

>> No.4934494

>>4929782
"Yes, I want to sell this Nintendo Genesis game computer"

>> No.4934568

>>4930907
The Bookmans stores in AZ sell records and instruments too. Also books but no one cares and they have a lot of stock of books no one wants

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>>4932128
>>4931269
>>4930972
*blocks your path*

>> No.4934592

>>4934574
Heh. I used to work there. Every level of management is a tool, every employee is a "guest star" on COPS, and everything there is trash.

>> No.4934615

>>4934574
>price of a new release for one of the funnest meme games of all time
THATS A BARGAIN IF YOU ASK ME xD

>> No.4934665

>>4934396
what's wrng with your chin/neck?!?

>> No.4936801

>>4934574
>$70 for mario party 2
ouch

>> No.4937024

>>4929782
why is there so much blank space on the walls?

>> No.4937039

>>4929819
>mighty foot engaged

>> No.4938934

>>4929782

How come everyone who works at local used game stores looks like that? I have a used game store near me that mostly deals in retro games and the clerks all have long metal hair and shit.

>> No.4938976

His power metal band failed and now his retro game store is going to fail. Poor guy. You'll make it someday.

>> No.4939341

>>4930082
Yes. That will be $39.99

>> No.4939343

>>4930575
Don't forget the time he tried to fit in with dumbfuck race bating zoomers
https://yuki.la/pol/151524140

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4939445

Welcome to my store /vr/! Did you hear about us from MetalJesusRocks youtube page? If you spend over $800 I'll take you into the backroom and give you the manager's special. Only today and only because you're cute.

>> No.4939480 [DELETED] 

>>4939445
Imagine how much many creepy neckbeard potential stalkers must come there and try to autistically flirt with her.
>I see you're a female gamer. 'Tis a wonderful thing to see.

>> No.4939485

>>4939445
Imagine how many creepy neckbeard potential stalkers must come there and try to autistically flirt with her.
>I see you're a female gamer. 'Tis a wonderful thing to see.

>> No.4940086

>>4929782
yeah ummm can I get two tiny gaming guitars a neon yellow retro gaming belt and . . . you know what scratch that lemme get neon red retro gaming belt. Do you have any of the previous news letters available? Also I wanted to host a tournament here for SNES mario kart and pokemon stadium 2 on nintendo 64 can we use your hardware as long as people bring their own controller is any of that going to be a problem?

>> No.4940365

>>4930907
>>>/vr/thread/4428943
Dude is probably working out of an ex-mobile store too.

>> No.4940374

>>4939445
>>>/vr/thread/4428943
I thought I recognized Pink Gorilla. Even in 2010 if you want anything Sega Saturn prepare to sell your kidney + your dick. You can just burn all that shit anyways.

>> No.4941639

>>4934028
Not this again, it's not funny for christ sake. Take this shit back to plebbit, or on /v/ at least.