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491878 No.491878 [Reply] [Original]

Choose your character!

>> No.491905

Ugh, can't we play something good instead anon?

>> No.491909

>>491878
Ness.

>> No.491913

I pray Sammu

>> No.491914
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491914

Luigi.

>> No.491918

Caption Falcon of course.

>> No.491921

>not using the code to play as giant DK

damn OP, you crazy

>> No.491926

>>491918
This is the only correct answer.

>> No.491968
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491968

Come on, Kirby, we'll show these plebs who they're messing with.

>> No.491979
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491979

Pikachu.

>> No.491986

Samus. I take delight in murdering people with awful characters.

>> No.492008

Geno.

>> No.492025
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492025

Purin Purin~

>> No.492040

>>492025

Fuck you and your fucking back throw fuck you i hate you.

>> No.492050

DENKEY KANG MUTHER FUCKER

Dem ridiculous grabs.

>> No.492051
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492051

Prepare for rape

>> No.492054
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>>491986

>mfw beating my friends and cousins in Melee with Pichu

I made one of them throw their controller out of rage one time.

>> No.492056

>>492054

>Pichu

My fucking nigga. The fucker has some crazy KO potential.

>> No.492062

Link all day, every day, when it comes to the original smash

>boomerang if you ever enter the air
>up-tilt if you ever get close
>bombs bombs bombs bombs

>> No.492071

>>492062
Hammers aint shit against link

>> No.492073
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492073

>my face when playing as the pink captain falcon

>> No.492089
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>>492054
>beat them with almost nothing but nairs

>> No.492131

Yellow Kirby.

Or Captain Falcon if feeling edgy.

>> No.492132
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492132

>>492025

Flower Jiggly and Goggles pichu best charaters.

>> No.492139

Weegee, all day, every day, on all three games.

>> No.492164

>>492089
But some nairs are god tier move

>Samus

>> No.492173

>Always play blue Kirby
>Rocks from the sky, all day every day
>Shout "Unholy Cumulus!" every time
>Friends can't stop me and eventually make a rule that I'm not allowed to play Kirby any more
Nothing can stop my unholy cumulus

>> No.492198

>>492173
Except, you know, a side roll and a grab.

>> No.492327

>>492062
Damn straight. Who needs air recovery when you can't even touch me?

>> No.492361

>Pick Kirby just with the hopes one of my friends pick Captain Falcon

>HA KOOM BIRD!

>> No.492374

Ness if I'm playing against 99% of the Smash population, Pikachu if I'm playing against the top 1%.

>> No.492383

>>492173
It sounds like you're friends suck at smash, and so do you.

>> No.492393
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492393

DIS MUTHAFUCKA RIGHT HEEYAH

>dat spike
>dat headbutt
>dat dash
>dat jump + recovery juking
>DAT GRAB HOLY SHIT BRO

Such an amazing character. Man, something about smash bros just makes you feel like you really are dashan' and jumpan' and pk-firean'

>> No.493774
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493774

Speed and power wrapped in one.
Learn how to play.

>> No.493782

ness and DK

>> No.493804

>>492393
sadly he seems to have been heavily nerfed in the rest of the Smash games.

>> No.493838

>>492073
That would be Captain Fabulous!

>> No.493835

got dat Falcon Punch on lock

>> No.493840

Isn't Ness way more powerful than any of the other characters?

>> No.493863

Fox and Falcon.

That ain't falco.

>> No.493880

>>492050
>Grabbing someone and then doing suicide with them

Link for me

>> No.493904

Yoshi all day err day

>> No.493905

>>493880
But you can break out of that, couldn't you. Now Kirby's forward throw near the edge? I don't think you could break out of that in the original.

>> No.493946

>>493840
No, that title goes to Pikachu.

I'm a Luigi player myself (on all 3 games), but on smash 64 I tend to play pikachu a lot as well.

>>493880
>Grabbing someone, putting them over your head and just staying there
>When they break free you can just grab them again
>Do that over and over again until they are at a high enough percentage for you to kill them

Yeah it's lame, so I would only do it once to someone for laughs.

>> No.493952

Captain Falcon or Kirby

>> No.493961

>>491878
Kirby

Because kamikaze

>> No.493964

I used to play my friend with this all the time.
Five stock. Maximum items.
I'd always pick Kirby. He'd always pick Pikachu.
I'd always win.

Except, every so often, I'd pick Fox. And then I would completely ream him so badly that he'd yell at me to go back to Kirby.

>> No.493972

> TFW you don't have friends anymore so you need to play the game alone

I hope they put a good online mode in the next Smash Bros...

>> No.493998

>>493972
>tfw

anyone up for s-some netplay?

>> No.494067

Kirby for life

Sometimes Samus

>> No.494080
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494080

Donkey Kong always

>> No.494090

>>493804
this.
he sucks anus in melee and smash

>> No.494096

>>493998
Sure.
On wii or?

>> No.494094
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>>494090
brawl* oops

>> No.494113

>>494096
ill play wii with ya

>> No.494118

>>494067
Kirby was so boss in the original SSB.

>> No.494125

>>494113
Wii; 0918-3820-3343-9512

I also have a wiiu but am waiting for the good games to come. but mostly use my wii as an emulator.

>> No.494143

>>494125
kk going to add u now, mines
4725 7778 4599

>> No.494152
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494152

>>494118
>tfw you ko someone with their own attack

>> No.494162

>>494143
Ye missing 4 numbers?

Am playing from my wii.

>> No.494169

>>494162
yours is 4 too long, i think we might have to be in the same country?

>> No.494173

>>494162
nvm got it.

>> No.494180

>>494169
1120-7732-1953

>> No.494191

>>494169
I made a room.

>> No.494193
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494193

>>494180
k i made a game,

anyone else want to brawl just add my code and post yours here

>> No.494215

>>494191
make it 3 stocks

>> No.494230

>>491905
>That one guy that just wants to take turns playing single player games because he sucks

Multiplayer is pain. Multiplayer is agony. Multiplayer is love.

>> No.494241
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494241

There is only one choice

>> No.494249

>>491878

Link, juist Bomb everyone.
Or DK of playing a pokeball match

>> No.494265

yoshi is always so damn awkward to play as in smash, wish he'd control tighter

>> No.494364

Falcon punch falcon kick

>> No.494383

Pikachu because the Smashwiki says he is the best

>> No.494410

>>491878
Proshi all day
I pick her in any game if available

>> No.494418
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494418

>>494410
>her

>> No.494423

>>494418
Birdo is a male so I've always called Yoshi female
Ya got a problem

>> No.494429

>>494423
Yeah
You're Wrong

>> No.494439

>>494429
About which part?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EYSpwOHktZo#t=25s
Surely you don't mean Birdo

>> No.494464

>>494410
>>493904
Both of your are ma niggas. Yoshi ain't easy to play, but damn do I love him. It's better raping your friends with Yoshi than raping them with Jigglypuff because they expect Jigglypuff.

>> No.494467

>>493774
Nigga his back grab is fucking FIERCE

>> No.494473

>>493880
>Use DENKEY KENG
>Dem back throws
>Dem spikes
>Dat GIANT ASS PUNCH

I was a fucking surgeon with DINKE KUNG

>> No.494487

>>494241
The best choice. Pissing off your friends by beating them with a hideous ape is best.

>> No.494491

I play Kirby, swallow the one guy who gets really mad about losing, and repeatedly jump off the cliff with him in my mouth.

>> No.494548

You guys know DUNKI KRANG could grab Captain Falcon right out of his falcon kick, right?

Motherfucker could grab anyone out of anything. I never tried it, but I bet you could probably grab Master Hand. He's that good. He's that Amazing.

DONKEY KONG
DENKEY KAN
DINKY KUNG
DRANKY KRUNG

Yeah.

>> No.494667
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494667

>>492132
>goggles pichu
that was the only way to go

I always wished i could play as this guy though

>> No.495090

>>494667
He would be too big

>> No.495153
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495153

>Friend tells me about how I can unlock Super Fox
>Beat Single Player with Fox on the hardest difficulty with 1 life without getting hit once
>Doing fine until I get to Pikachu
>Jump at Pikachu to attack
>He quick attacks off the edge and kills himself
>Get to Metal Mario
>Kick him once
>He turns around and walks off the edge
>Beat Master Hand with my quickest time yet
>FUCKING EXCITED FOR SUPER FOX
>.........

And that's when I truly died inside.

>> No.495341

>Middle School.
>Be a Giant Dork.
>Have a "friend" I'll call Tinoco.
>Tinoco is the guy who says he's hot shit but terrible at everything.
>Has shitty pirated yu gi oh cards.
>INSISTS they're imported from japan.
>The little hologram on the corner ssays YU GI ONI

Few months later

>Have a sleepover w/actual friends
>Friend 1 says
>I'm gonna try to unlock Goku
>WAT
>Other friend and me laugh at him
>Fuck you guys you can totally unlock Goku
>Tinoco told me so

>> No.495351
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495351

Samus!

>> No.495365

>>495341
fucking tinoco, man.

>> No.495590

>At friends house
>"Let's play Smash Bros!"
>time to pick our characters
>make our selection
>"PI-"
>"-NEEEEESSSSSS!"
>giggle like idiots at the announcer

>> No.495816

>>495590
I giggled too

>> No.495950

>>494491
classic kirby

>> No.496074

>>495153
>Jump at Pikachu to attack
>He quick attacks off the edge and kills himself

This always happens.

I don't understand.

>> No.496142

Take a step back fuckers, let me tell you what the fuck to play as and why.

>Kirby
This little fucker takes powers making him the widest range of fuck you. But that's not why you should play as this cunt destroyer. He fucks shit up with downwards specials and upwards specials like no fucking tomorrow. Samus just charged up her little canon to shoot me with? That's cute, I'm a fucking rock.

>Samus
Best melee-aerial character for fucking ever. You step near me in the sky, I will bomb you like them japs did Hawaii. You got past my pussy ass little bombs? Screw attack you cunt, you're falling towards the ground. I can also charge my fucking canon to shoot you into the next fucking game if you're damage is even near 100%.

>Mario/Luigi
Best fucking use of copy and paste. These Italian Stallions are the best at being average at everything, but their downwards special fucks shit up on the ground, in the air, and in the bed. These cunts also seem to grab on the fucking ledge more often than season 3 of "Heroes" plot.

>Jigglypuff
It's like all the other characters I mentioned but better. This pink cunt will sing you to sleep, not fucking around when it beats the shit out of you each time you walk towards it. Seriously, spam that fucking singing and you'll get some bitches in no time, this little fucker also has a nasty habit of not fucking dying. Go ahead, knock it off a cliff, it'll just float back like a corpse at Marti Gras.

>Fox
Sheild. Fuck you.

>Ness
This is the most technical fucker out of all the others. You have to know how to not suck to beat the ever loving shit out of everything else. You don't use that "Piiiikeeeh-Thunder" for attacking you silly pussy.

>Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon

>Everyone else
What about everyone else? The rest of them are shit. DK can blow me.

>> No.496201
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>>496142

>> No.496208

Kirby with Captain Falcon equipped (when available).

>> No.496260

Ness every time.
>Dat Dair.
>Dat spike.
>Dat satisfying noise when the bat connects .
>Throwing with a quickness.

>> No.496291

>>496142
Fox is a motherfucking faggot. That fucker's AI will shieldroll and up-aerial you like there's no tomorrow, and will walk very slowly to grab and throw items at you instantly. His drill shine is annoying because every single fucker will drill shine you into oblivion, from here to SuperSmashBros Infinite.

Captain Falcon is the king of combos. Every single hit will combo into a jungle of combos no matter what. You'll combo so much that the sun will explode from the sheer quantum probabilities that his combos exploit, and the universe will produce a second big bang when you finish off your combos with a FALCON PAAAAAAAAAAUUUUNCCCCCCCCHHH!!!

>> No.496301
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>> No.496309
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496309

>not choosing Ness
>not PK Rockin

>> No.496323

>>496301
>moving people around

>> No.496325

>>496309
Uh, that's Ninten, mate, not Ness.

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Fuck your retro shit, he's the fucking bomb.

>> No.496319
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496319

Link
>dat hookshot
>bomb fucking everything
>boomerang niggers in the air

also Pikachu with party hat

>> No.496427

>>496142
>DK can blow me.
You don't know what you´re talking about nigger

>> No.499272

>SSB64: I only rented it, and it's been so long that I've forgotten
>SSBM: Kirby and Ness
>SSBB: Lucas

what retro character do you guys want in Kerfuffle? Little Mac and K.Rool are the only ones I can think of right now that I really want in

>> No.499327

anyone who thinks Link is shit clearly has never seen Isai play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xc-3RIKcu8

>> No.499341
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499341

>>499272
K. Rool
Lil' Mac
Dixie Kong
Beast Ganon as a second form to Ganondorf, like Zelda/Shiek Samus/ZSS
Gooey

>>499327
People who play SSBM or SSBB forget that he was actually good at some point, instead of a slow fuck who can't hit for shit

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>>499341
>Ganon will never wield his trident ever again because an old brown man with a sword is much more marketable.

>> No.499375

>>499357
>Old brown man with a sword will never actually use his sword

We have a shitty Captain Falcon Clone here with the ability to not be a fucking clone here, and that sword of his just sits in his pants like a chocolate bar

>> No.499395

>>491968
>>492051
>>492131
>>492361
>>493961
>>494067
>>494118
>>494491
>>496208

my bruthas

>> No.499406
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>>496142
I...I love you anon. I wanna have your children

>> No.499521

Kirby. I am all about copying powers.