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4903592 No.4903592 [Reply] [Original]

You have 10 seconds to prove that (You) have the worst taste on retro games on /vr/.

>> No.4903595

>You have 10 seconds
Why do you people start threads so aggressively. This is a chill board.

>> No.4903604

I think WRPGs are better than JRPGs.

>> No.4903606

I play shooters not made by Treasure

>> No.4903625

>>4903592
I preferred the C64 and Amiga games over all the 80's and 90's consoles and their games. Back than all the consoles were just overpriced junk to me that partially were even technically outdated for the most part (especially the original GameBoy). And just like that my only retro console from the 8 and 16 bit era was the Sega GameGear, but again I didn't have that many games for it since indeed they were massively overpriced. My next console already was the PS1.

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I think metal slug is great. Because i love being told what to think.

>> No.4903661

I dislike whole console libraries simply because I didn't own them as a kid

>> No.4903663

master system is my favourite console of all time

>> No.4903667

I think boring ass platformers with no good objectives where you just explore a big square environment like bubsy and sonic cd are pretty cool

>> No.4903668

I have never played any SNES game and have no desire to do so now or at any point in the future.

>> No.4903669

The Genesis has the best sound quality.

>> No.4903670

Final Fantasy VIII has the best story in the series.

>> No.4903675

Pauline is hotter than Donkey Kong.

>> No.4903683

I’m not a weeb

>> No.4903692

I wish that more JRPGs would drift away from the standard Tolkien/Cyberpunk settings and Bishonen protagonists

>> No.4903698

Castlevania SOTN is the best castlevania next to aria of sorrow

>> No.4903715

>>4903592
SMB2 and Adventure of Link are the best Mario and Zelda games

>> No.4903854

I didn't like DUAL ORB 2

>> No.4903872

>>4903595
I have 10 seconds but this thread will take weeks to fall off the board

>> No.4903892

I like Back to Nature more than Harvest Moon 64.

>> No.4903896

First megaman is my favourite

>> No.4904232

I like collecting games for its own sake, not just buying games I love.

>> No.4904389

>>4903592
I like games

>> No.4904693

I play first party Nintendo games almost exclusively, Mario and Zelda games are my favorite and I constantly replay them, Metroid is pretty low on my tier list of Nintendo franchises.

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R8
h8
masturb8

>> No.4904765

>>4903592
I'm a /vr/ poster

>> No.4904774

I love Daikatana.

>> No.4904778

>>4903896
mine too

>> No.4904784

>>4903592
world cup 98 for n64 is the only football game I like

>> No.4904789

>>4903592
Final Fantasy VIII is my favorite game of all time. Not even kidding around.

Top that.

>> No.4904791

>>4903592
I like to play the most obscure retro fps only because they are fps

>> No.4904794

I play NES on a LCD TV

>> No.4904830

>>4904794
the absolute madman

>> No.4904834

>>4903592
I played most of the n64 library by emulation

>> No.4904863

>>4903592
ocarina of time is still the greatest game ever made.

>> No.4904905

I think that Earthbound is the best JRPG on the SNES because it doesn't take itself too seriously like FF6 and Chrono Trigger

>> No.4904915

Dual Orb 2 is a meme.

>> No.4904919
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I like this game. A lot.

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I actually liked Simon's Quest and didn't find the hints/puzzles that difficult to understand. That's just what JP/Eng translation was like in games at the time and you were used to it.

>> No.4904963

Quest64 is a great and fun game.

>> No.4905154

>>4903592
I want to buy the new atari kickstarter console.

>> No.4905792

>>4903592
CRT screens were horrible and I'm glad they're dying out.

>> No.4905816

>>4905792
Good point. Also: crt shaders are at the point where they're good enough to replace real CRTs, and are in fact better because you don't have to lug around an aging 80 pound box of outdated trash.

>> No.4905819
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Revolution X is one of my favorite PSX games.

>> No.4905857
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I game on an OLED via an RGB SCART to HDMI converter and don’t notice any input lag and enjoy this way more. I threw away my CRT.

>> No.4905878

>>4904905
>chrono trigger
>takes itself seriously
???

>> No.4905941

>>4903592

FFIV>FF6

Hogan's Alley>>>>>>Duck Hunt.

Emulation is better in basically every way.

>> No.4906006

>>4903592
I play JRPGs but only an hour into the plot before I get bored and put Spyro or Megaman back in

>> No.4906018

>>4905816
>you don't have to lug around
>implying you leave your basement

>> No.4906021

>>4903592
I emulate

>> No.4906047

>>4903592
Croc was good. Tonic Trouble was better than Rayman 2

>> No.4906048

>>4904794
MOOOOOOODS

>> No.4906096

Code Veronica is my favorite RE to revisit. The enemy design and weapons are fun, the puzzles are interesting, and the bad voice acting and cutscenes make the game more entertaining.

>> No.4906135

Secret of Mana (and all the Mana games, really) have garbage gameplay.

>> No.4906137

The only good games on N64 were made by Rare.

>> No.4906257

>>4903715
OP asked for bad taste, not peak discerning sophistication bro

>> No.4906373

>>4903670
It does. It really fuckin' does.

>> No.4906380

>>4903592

my favorite final fantasy game is Mystic Quest.

my favorite zelda game is Wand of Gamelon for the CD-I

my favorite mario game is Mario Is Missing! for MS-DOS

>> No.4906528 [DELETED] 

>>4903592
I like skyward sword.

>> No.4906673

>>4906137
Funny. I think the only good N64 games were made by Midway

>> No.4906676
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>>4903592
Quake on Saturn is my favorite version to play

>> No.4906691

>>4904919
Patrician actually.

>> No.4906743 [DELETED] 

Can we talk about GBA games for a second here?

>> No.4906818

>>4903592
doom is the greatest game ever made

brb chicken tenders are here

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>>4906743
Try IT

>> No.4907107

ps1 rayman 2 is my fave

>> No.4907189

ITT people spouting popular opinions that think they're unpopular

>> No.4907214

>>4904693
I forgot to add that my favorite 3rd party franchise is Sonic the Hedgehog.

>> No.4907237

>>4903592
I despise the Super Famicom library, only game i like in it is Kirby Superstar. Everything else is BORING!
I also have no interest in the Mega Drive, besides the sonic titles and streets of rage titles, everything else is as boring and uninteresting to me as the SF collection.
PC engine i have no clue, heard it has great arcade titles.
My favorite 16-bit console is definetly the Neo Geo, great arcade fighters, lots of shmups. My oldest gaming memories are of a cd my dad had (still have it tho) with a neo geo emulator filled with games.

I also fucking hate the 32-64 bit era of gaming, there are almost no games in it that I enjoy, Saturn gets a pass tho.

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>>4903592

>> No.4907252

My only stupid/contrarian things are liking Quake II more than Q1, and not caring for most of the N64 library based on emulating it back in the early days of PJ64. My only experience with the actual console was playing Road Rash 64 at some girls house.

>> No.4907289

>>4903592
I play all my original consoles through RF connection to the same old normal Sanyo TV I had 25 years ago.

I see absolutely no need to 'improve' that.

>> No.4907313

>>4905819
pffft, genesis version is way better

>> No.4907358

I play Half-Life with the HD models

>> No.4907412

>>4903854
Legitimately kek'd

>> No.4907430
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>>4903592
I went out of my way to buy a shrink wrapped copy of Ikari Warriors on the 2600

>> No.4907620

>>4903592
I play Doom on the SNES

>> No.4907631

>>4907430
it's a legit good game by the standards of the system

>> No.4907817

>>4906380
Mystic Quest isn't actually bad tbhfam.
It's really easy, but it works well as babby's first RPG.

>> No.4907825

>>4907358
I always liked the aesthetic of the HD pack better than the regular models. They look just right for Half-Life, Opposing Force, and Blueshift, and they don't clash with the rest of the game.

Man, I really need to get the old CD version of Half-Life, will it run on Windows 10? I really hate the butchered versions on Steam.

>> No.4907925

3do was a better console than Saturn.

>> No.4907929

Blood is better than doom

>> No.4907930

I'm half way though Superman 64

>> No.4907949

>>4903592
I prefer SMW over SMB3

>> No.4908005

>>4903592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar1v1AVlzEE
I like this

>> No.4908153

I think Yoshi's Island is ugly, the crayon graphics are repulsive, baby Mario annoying as fuck and the jumping is too floaty. It's a shit game and I hate it, really do not understand why it is possible.

Rare never made another good game after DKC2. All those 3D platformer collectathons are horrible and I hate people who like those kinds of games.

There are other holy cows in gaming that I despise but those two should be enough to trigger the literal autists and literal fuckign manchildren that play and enjoy nothing but kiddie games that do not require skill and instead reward you for doing time and labor instensive shit like collecting virtual crap. You people are shit at video games and then have the audacity to get mad at the people who are better than you.

>> No.4908168

>>4907949
Me too

>> No.4908170

I play a lot of shmups but I'll be damned if I can tell most of them apart, much less remember the company that made it.

I like Sonic more than I ever liked Mario, despite being a Nintendo obsessed kid in the late 80s.
I cannot stand to even hear sound effects from OoT. Everything about that game bores the everloving fuck out of me these days.
I have never played Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil or any JRPGs other than Skies of Arcadia.

I fucking hate pokemon and I wish it was a fad that passed back in 1999

>> No.4908180

I have never played any Final Fantasy game and have no interest to. It all looks like lame weeb fantasy crap to me.

>> No.4908254

>>4904789
It's mine too so I guess I can equal it.

>> No.4908262 [DELETED] 

>>4907925
If this is because you care more about hardware than games you belong in this thread

>>4907929
Just because it's faster

>>4907930
You're either lying, doing it ironically, or analyzing it as a case study in failure because you're super into games, so you might have good taste especially if it's this last one

>>4907949
The best mario game versus the worst nes mario, I'm not sure why this is ever disputed

>>4908153
I don't hate yoshi's island but it's just kind of weird and boring, agree on the art style and bad jumping too

The only rare game after that I played is DKC 3 which might be merely ok making your assessment of no good games correct

>>4908170
Anyone who pretends they're not all very similar is being silly

Disagree despite only having a genesis in-era and loving sonic, the mario games are designed better
Overplaying something isn't bad taste
I'll skip this one to avoid explaining the whys of my backlog

I have no idea how grown adults can play pokemon and not be bored as FUCK, I spent many hours back then playing the gb game and card game and remember what it's like, there's no way that could hold my interest today and I'm honestly annoyed that I have friends that play it

>> No.4908265

>>4907925
If this is because you care more about hardware than games you belong in this thread

>>4907929
Just because it's faster

>>4907930
You're either lying, doing it ironically, or analyzing it as a case study in failure because you're super into games, so you might have good taste especially if it's this last one

>>4907949
The best mario game versus the worst nes mario, I'm not sure why this is ever disputed

>>4908153
I don't hate yoshi's island but it's just kind of weird and boring, agree on the art style and bad jumping too

The only rare game after that I played is DKC 3 which might be merely ok making your assessment of no good games correct

>>4908170
Anyone who pretends they're not all very similar is being silly

Disagree despite only having a genesis in-era and loving sonic, the mario games are designed better
Overplaying something isn't bad taste
I'll skip this one to avoid explaining the whys of my backlog

I have no idea how grown adults can play pokemon and not be bored as FUCK, I spent many hours back then playing the gb game and card game and remember what it's like, there's no way that could hold my interest today and I'm honestly annoyed that I have friends that play it

>>4908180
The one I tried to play was exactly that

>> No.4908278 [DELETED] 

Disclaimer: this is all for real.

Does the game have progression systems or gameplay-related unlockables? Fuck it.
Does the game have long unskippable cutscenes or flavor text? Fuck it.
Is the game too easy and/or relies on self-imposed stuf for its challenge? Fuck it.
Is the game too long and relies only on quicksaves (i.e. no checkpoints)? Fuck it.
Is the game in real time and not designed around being able to avoid everything even if you know it's coming? Fuck it.

>> No.4908283 [DELETED] 

>>4908170
>I play a lot of shmups but I'll be damned if I can tell most of them apart, much less remember the company that made it.
Nice try, mate

>> No.4908291

I obsessively watch speed runs in order to beat the everliving shit out of old games that I couldn’t get 5 minutes into as a kid. It honestly gives me a nice feeling of accomplishment/ closure as I don’t have a lot of time to play games nowadays.
Also GDQ 2011 best year

>> No.4908292 [DELETED] 

>>4908291
>I obsessively watch speed runs in order to beat
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>> No.4908316

>>4908292
How is that incomprehensible? I use them as tutorials.

>> No.4908321 [DELETED] 

>>4908316
If you actually play them afterwards, sure. You didn't mention that, however.

>> No.4908328

>>4908321
Yes I did. I said exactly that. Your reading comprehension sucks.

>> No.4908331 [DELETED] 

>>4908328
Kay then

>> No.4908349

American SNESes look cool and Euro/JP SNESes look like shitty famiclones.

>> No.4908707

I roleplay as a harcore gamer and bash any game I consider easy/kiddy. Despite I never actually beat any retro games without save states.

>> No.4908796 [DELETED] 

>>4908707
I'd rather have you than anti-skill jarpigs.

>> No.4908828

>>4908349
this
the colored buttons remind me of cheap 3rd party controllers that would break

and the dimpled buttons on the American controllers felt great

>> No.4908835

>>4903667
we call them "metroidvanias"

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doom isn't actually that good and quake 1 is the best quake

>> No.4908845 [DELETED] 

>>4903592
I think that the PS2/Xbox/Gamecube era was the golden age of gaming

>> No.4908852 [DELETED] 

>>4908845
Truth

>> No.4908853 [DELETED] 

I consider Gamecube to be retro and the best console ever

>> No.4908854 [DELETED] 

>>4908845
it was good times, you could still go to a store, buy a game, and have the entire game. Good games were often very cheap, too (cartridge era games were more expensive on avreage)

the next generation is where online gaming/ digital purchases first really took hold and things began to go downhill

>> No.4908878

>>4903595
It's because that's how long my attention span lasts

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.4908883

>>4908796
Of course you do, /vg/-chan. You couldn't live without save states.

>> No.4908892 [DELETED] 

I think it's time alreasy to include 6th generation discussion on this board, as it is by far the best one.

>> No.4908901 [DELETED] 

It's not fair, my childhood also deserves to be considered retro.

>> No.4908904 [DELETED] 

>>4908901
>>4908892
It's ok, all the old fucks who can't accept that time marches on will be dead of heart conditions soon. Then the board will be ours to discuss 6thgen to our (healthy) hearts' content

>> No.4908910 [DELETED] 

>>4908904
Who knows anon, you could die anytime.
People don't only die of old age.
Also, most of us grew up eating better food than you, food quality decreased considerably in the last 20 years or so. And you know, the early years are the most important when it comes to nutrition.
RIP anon jr. I will be sure to make a memorial thread for you when Hiro opens /v2k/.

>> No.4908918

Dual Orb 2 was just okay.

>> No.4909435 [DELETED] 

>>4908910
>most of us grew up eating better food than you, food quality decreased considerably in the last 20 years or so.
If all you eat is fast food, maybe.
Also enjoy your elevated levels of lead in your blood.

Anyway, I think the year 2020 would be a good time to start allowing games on the premise that they were first released at least 20 years ago.
PS2/Gamecube era games have some pretty fundamental differences to modern ones, and shooters as they were done then, aren't really done that way today.

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>>4908904
>>4908904
Nahh, we will live to become cyborgs and younger generations will be enslaved by our superior circuits and logic boards. You will swallow our digital semen as we fuck your holographic tits.

>> No.4909471

I prefer Other M and Fusion over Super..

>> No.4909487 [DELETED] 

>>4909435
>If all you eat is fast food, maybe.
Monsanto provides their assistance to all kind of food production, not just fast-food.
Even the stuff you buy as "organic" has Monsanto's hand behind.
I pity children who grew up during the 2000s. But at the same time I wonder what kind of weird new diseases will start appearing in the future due to all these transgenic elements shaping their metabolism as kids.

>> No.4909492

>>4908918
>Dual Orb 2
I think you mean DUAL ORB 2

>> No.4909501 [DELETED] 

>>4909435
just go back to /v/ and stop whining on this board m8

>> No.4909594

>>4905941
FFIV was my first rpg ever so it legitametly is my favorite ff game even though there really isn't anything special about it.
I also love Kain as a character for that reason and name every main character in all games Kain.

Also, to keep true to the thread, ffix is the worst final fantasy I've played (played through 4-12). Whereas I've played all the other ff repeatedly, I have no desire to play 9 again. Only posting this bc I know vr loves it.

>> No.4909612

>>4908153
I don't care about your "opinions" at all, but I can literally smell the BO on you from your post

>> No.4909640

>>4903592
I think that the Mega Man franchise was on the whole at its best during the 5th gen

>> No.4909658

>>4903592
Mega man shit
Most games shit
N64 9 good games
Mefa drive sounds shit

>> No.4909659

>>4909658
>videogames are shit

Thread\

>> No.4909678

>>4903592
I like all the games /v/ does!

In all seriousness. We can't prove anything to us here because we can't definitively verify out intentions and thoughts. At some point you just have to trust someone what they're saying about their opinion is true.

>> No.4909705

Zelda games are all kind of boring.

I started playing Chronotrigger twice but it just seemed like a basic average jrpg and I quit.

>> No.4909742 [DELETED] 

>>4909487
Not to defend Monsanto, but do you seriously believe all that hippie bullshit about genetically modified crops?

>> No.4909758 [DELETED] 

>>4909501
Oh, I'm just saying I think it would be nice. I've been here since the beginning, and I like the board a lot, it'd still be good as it is now, but I just think it would be even better if it had something like a 20 year rule.

You can't make me not enjoy this board.

>> No.4909770 [DELETED] 

>>4909742
>transgenic elements
Yeah you certainly wouldn't want those genes with their slightly different structures to get into your GI tract where they're broken down into their constituent components and said structure gets utterly destroyed before being used by the body.
I mean, nature doesn't randomly mutate genes all the time or anything so those differences must certainly be harmful when eaten.

>> No.4909809 [DELETED] 

>>4908845
There was some truly phenomenal games made then.
Stuff like Devil May Cry 1 & 3, also Resident Evil 4, like goddamn, those were absolute landmarks.

>>4906676
I think it's odd that Quake never got ported to the PS1.

>>4907252
I think Quake 2 get a lot of undeserved hate. I thought it was pretty good back in the day, and I still think it's pretty decent.
The combat is fun, the music just fucking slaps, and I like the graphics.

It's not perfect, but then neither was the first game, which really shows how unfinished it is at parts.

>> No.4909815

>>4908153
You sound so bitter. Try smiling.

>> No.4909834 [DELETED] 

>>4909742
"all that hippie bullshit" is true no matter what you call it and whether you like it or not. Genetically modified crops are going to ruin the ecology of the world.

>>4909770
Yeah, you're retarded and have absolutely no fucking clue whatsoever what you're talking about. It's not the physical genes themselves that cause cancer or that damage the environment and absolutely noone claims that you uneducated joke.

>> No.4909873 [DELETED] 

>>4909834
>Genetically modified crops are going to ruin the ecology of the world.
Not seeing the downside to getting rid of the shit plants.

>> No.4910274 [DELETED] 

>>4909834
you do realise we have been genetically modifying crops since the birth of agriculture?

>> No.4910463 [DELETED] 

>>4910274
Not in the same way we do it today
Anyway get over it. If you grew up during the 2000s, you're weaker than previous generations. I'm sorry little brother.

>> No.4910492

>>4905857
kys

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>>4909834
>GMOs will ruin the ecology of the world
Lol, get fucked, commie.

>> No.4911047 [DELETED] 

>>4909834
>noone claims that
Like, almost every "muh organic" dipshit claims that, and thinks it's gene splicing from the movies.

>>4910463
>Not in the same way we do it today
No, we do it smarter, faster, with less trial and error.

Why don't you explain for the class how it will ruin the ecology?

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I use this to play SNES games on my phone.

>> No.4911060 [DELETED] 

>>4910463
Wait, so it isn't dangerous, but somehow it's weakening?

>> No.4912020

>>4911050
Nigga, that's kawaii

>> No.4912051

>>4903592
I own a CD-i and unironically love playing on it.

>> No.4912141

>>4903592
I think most Atari games and anything before the NES to be absolutely terrible garbage.

>> No.4912142

>>4912141
I don't think you'll get much pushback on the atari one. The 2600 has like two games worth playing tops

>> No.4912196

I greatly enjoy A Nightmare on Elm Street on the NES, especially with my incompetent retard friends. Shit is great.

>> No.4912260

>>4912141
Pre-NES/Master System, if you wanted to find really good games, you'd have to go to an arcade.
Some exceptions for some home computer stuff.

A lot of home console stuff were varying degrees of disappointing arcade ports, then a mountain of what best can be described as shovelware.

>>4912142
There's like a handful of decent ones, but yes, the 2600 library is bloated as fuck, IMO

>> No.4912269

There is very little still worth playing on the NES, like 5 games absolute tops, and I’m not even truly sure which ones.

>> No.4912275

>>4903592
I own somewhere between 4-5 thousand dollars worth of retro vidya and yet I only play baseball stars on my NES toploader through my flatscreen tv, ignoring the terrible image quality

>> No.4912373

Collectors have a mental illness. An overly obsessive mindset that has very little to do with the hobby of playing videogames.

>> No.4912375

>>4912373
This doesn't tell anything about your taste.

>> No.4912384

>>4903592
I like Link's awakening.

>> No.4912385

>>4912373

Must suck being poor and telling yourself shit like that.

>> No.4912410

>>4912385
more retarded than poor

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>>4912260
Colecovision had some alright stuff, if you could stand the controller. Or mod it with microswitches.

>> No.4912446

>>4912385
>>4912410
>I've GOT to complete my Magnavox Odyssey collection despite all of it being literal trash

>> No.4912448

>>4912446

That's some nice hyperbole there, dipshit.

>> No.4912451

I like Phantasy Star 3.
Once your brain gets used to some of those very short loop songs that sound like they were made by someone about to overdose on speed, it's pretty enjoyable.

>> No.4912453
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I like Tiger electronic handheld games, especially Double Dragon.

>> No.4912458

>>4912453
Mega Man 2 > Double Dragon

>> No.4912515

>>4903592
Trashy games aren't fun like trashy movies are.

>> No.4912517

>>4912448
Found the limpdick Odyssey collector.

>> No.4912903

>>4908843
This. Actually, most games prior to 1996 just sucked. Maybe it is because I look for immersion, but platformers just end up feeling stressful and miserable, and flight sims tend to have nothing to look at.

I hate Quake's multiplayer however as it gets too stressful and is entirely based around who picked up the Rocket Launcher first. I highly prefer playing shovelware levels made in 1996 as I have autism and don't want to touch things made in 1997 or later.

DOS was clunky and a frustrating system to navigate. Windows native is a lot more relaxing.

Most games in 1996 sucked. Duke Nukem sucked as it was all chaotic mazes and finding scratches on walls.

Quake is possibly the only good game out there and so many people ruin it by trying to "modernize it" by using versions past 1.06.

>>4909705
Chrono Trigger is ridiculously easy to the point it is boring. I failed once or twice on my first playthrough, but I never fought a boss more than twice without beating it.