/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.4806286]

Who is gonna get your game collection after you croak?

[Anonymous No.4806293]

A museum

[Anonymous No.4806297]

If I died today my parents would probably sell them at a yard sale for less than 1/10 of what it's actually worth with a lot of the boxes being thrown in the trash.

[Anonymous No.4806303]

My son

[Anonymous No.4806332]

Sold off for expenses and the rest to charity

[Anonymous No.4806336]

Goodwill has claimed a lot of it. All I have left is hardware and flashcarts, and I don't care if anyone receives it after I die. Probably won't work by then anyway.

[Anonymous No.4806369]

>>4806286
I don't know but it's very unlikely that it will be you, OP.

[Anonymous No.4806374]

>>4806286
Depends on if I manage to make a friend who likes retro games. If I do it's all theirs, if not whoever has to pay my death expenses will probably be instructed to sell them to help pay it off

[Anonymous No.4806392]

>>4806286
my wife’s son, along with my Retron 5.

[Anonymous No.4806394]

Sold off in an estate sale, as I'll die alone.

[Anonymous No.4806425]

>>4806286
nobody. I've left a line in my will to have it all piled up and burnt. nobody will be profiting from my death. nobody will be left with anything. just wish i could be alive to see the faces of those i know watching incredibly rare computers and computer software melt before their eyes.

[Anonymous No.4806440]

>>4806392
Kek

[Anonymous No.4806458]

*games

[Anonymous No.4806470]

I have a price list and keep a collection on pricecharting. My mother is the executor of my estate ( I don't trust my other family), and knows to sell them as lots divided by console on ebay for 10% less than their asking prices combined for a quick sale.

[Anonymous No.4806475]

>Dad gave me his games
>I’ll give my kid my games and the games my dad gave me
This isn’t difficult

[Anonymous No.4806478]

>>4806475
>grandkid now has 1700 games which there isn't enough time in a lifetime to play through

[Anonymous No.4806492]

>>4806286
Just be a cool enough guy to get a museum made in your honor and have a wing dedicated to your game collection, fucking duh

[Anonymous No.4806494]

>>4806286

Giving all of mine to my little brother once I know I'm on my way out. It's a modest collection, but it's all games I have actually played and most of them are still my originals from childhood.

It's cool because even at 12 he's much more into retro and indie gaming than any other kid I know, probably cause he respects me and I told him I don't play modern games because they are all ass.

[Anonymous No.4806510]

>>4806494
That's kind of an unhealthy thing to be teaching your bro, bro.

[Anonymous No.4806513]

>>4806475
Speak for yourself mister fancy pants. Myself, like 95% of the other posters on the board, are going to die as virgins so your logic doesn't hold up.

Myself, hopefully it will be soon so I don't have to deal with the continuing burden that life thrusts upon me

[Anonymous No.4806531]

>>4806478
>don’t give your money to your kids because they’ll have too much to spend, give it to welfare hoodlums instead

[Anonymous No.4806537]

How shitty are retro gamer diets? When did you last eat something with chlorophyll?

[Anonymous No.4806538]

>>4806286
My bro

[Anonymous No.4806540]

>>4806537
Just yesterday. The lettuce on my Big Mac.

[Anonymous No.4806546]

>>4806540
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.4806556]

>>4806546
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

[Anonymous No.4806560]

>>4806546

[Anonymous No.4806562]

>>4806546
>>4806556
/ck/ pls leave.

[Anonymous No.4806563]

>>4806297
My heart hurts bearing this, because i know its the fate of many of /vr/ paraphernalia!

[Anonymous No.4806574]

>>4806537
It depends, i have to take care of my stepdad with dimensia. I cook dinner most nights and it usually contains veggies.

[Anonymous No.4806605]

>>4806286
Nobody.
It's all getting buried with me.

[Anonymous No.4806895]

>>4806574
>stepdad with dimensia
Who's getting that then?

[Anonymous No.4807004]

>>4806286
>3 N64 Mario Parties...

At least you don't have to worry about who gets your controllers.

[Anonymous No.4807015]

>>4806286
Before I die I'm going to buy copies of Panzer Dragoon Saga, Snatcher, and Earthbound and bury them with me. I can then die with the knowledge that some sweaty nerd is desperate enough to dig up my corpse for @RARE@ @LOOK@ videogames.

[Anonymous No.4807031]

I dunno, a friend or maybe my nephews if they like games when they get older. I'm sure as fuck not having kids.

[Anonymous No.4807035]

>>4806562
Fast food and al/ck/ aside, it's a pretty chill board, shitposters gotta shitpost.

[Anonymous No.4807073]

>>4807035
/vr/, /ck/ and /lit/: the holy trinity of slow boards.

[Anonymous No.4807082]

>>4807073
what's that make /po/ then?

[Anonymous No.4807102]

>>4807082
A /pol/ colony

[Anonymous No.4807123]

>>4806286
A competition will be arranged. Everyone in the room gets a taser. the last one standing will get my collection.

[Anonymous No.4807132]

>>4806513

I won't die as a virgin but the idea of bringing a kid to this shithole planet just strikes me as sadistic, especially if I'm not really making a ton of money. I got a vasectomy 4 years ago and have no regrets.

[Anonymous No.4807147]

>>4807132
"Why bring a daughter or son onto a planet that youre paying to drink the water from" ~ c.k.

[Anonymous No.4807247]

>>4806286
My youngest son. He's the only one who even knows what half the stuff is.

[Anonymous No.4807264]

>>4806286
Likely nobody. Doesn't look like I'm going to be having kids for several reasons at this point, so they'll probably just get thrown away. The older I get the less I think they are worth preserving anyway though. They were just a bit of fun in the big picture when they lasted.

[Anonymous No.4807369]

the same with my guns and my anime figures
they'll be tied to a rocket and launched at palestine from israel

[Anonymous No.4808320]

>>4807132
Good goy, be a genetic dead end and die old and alone with no family, no biological legacy

[Anonymous No.4808349]

My next of kin and if I remain a virgin then my niece but if she passes away first then my nephew but if the event that both of them are Dead then one of my cousins kids but if that's not possible the first born of someone in the family

[Anonymous No.4808361]

>when the janitor ignores every off-topic post ITT except yours because it hurts his feelings about dying alone and being a genetic dead end

Clean this up and lick my taint you turbokike

[Anonymous No.4808408]

>>4806297
>>4806563
What if the parents don't even give a single fuck, think selling is to much effort and just throw everything in the dumpster? Ever thought of that?

[Anonymous No.4808430]

I actually wouldn't mind someone scoring all my stuff for dirt cheap. That's the cycle.

[Anonymous No.4808449]

>>4806510
Maybe, but he knows which modern games I do like.

He seems to be into more retro stuff due to just wanting to be like me, but he's smart enough to know when an old game isn't fun too.

[Anonymous No.4808453]

My [grand]kids, or my brother's [grand]kids if I don't have any children.

Or a video game museum.

[Anonymous No.4808489]

>>4806332
>Sold off for expenses
This, really.

[Anonymous No.4808492]

>>4806286
Probably my daughter, we’ve spent a lot of time playing games together and she would appreciate it more than anyone else

[Anonymous No.4808496]

>>4806425
nobody will care then just like nobody cares now

[Anonymous No.4808549]

>>4806286
My plan is to be cremated and thrown directly in the trash. I find it very fitting to my life. Perhaps my games could come along.

[Anonymous No.4808606]

>>4808408

Nah, it'd still be more likely that they'd just take everything to the salvation army. Oh well. I won't need pieces of plastic or money when I'm dead.

>>4806537

I avoid junk and fast food like the plague. If it doesn't make me feel like I have knives in my stomach I get that drained, food coma feeling from eating it. I had some cereal, raisins, meatballs, banana chips, and carrots yesterday. All organic. I haven't totally given up on life like most of v. VR seems a little more balanced, then again just about anything would be compared to v.

[Anonymous No.4808607]

>>4808606
>he thinks organic makes a difference
>paying more for food grown in arsenic-rich chicken shit

Organic is missing the forest for the trees. It's always better to spend that money on more greens and berries.

[Anonymous No.4808685]

>>4808607

Yea I knew it wouldn't take long for someone to say organic doesn't make a difference. Aren't vegans supposed to be the annoying ones? People get pissed off every time I mention organic food, which is rare anyway. I can tell a difference in how I feel though. There's a good book on amazon called, "How Not to Die" which recommends sticking to a mostly plant based, organic diet. https://www.amazon.com/How-Not-Die-Discover-Scientifically/dp/1250066115/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1527707329&sr=8-1&keywords=how+not+to+die

[Anonymous No.4808687]

>>4806286
They would most likely end up going to my mother, who gave all of my "retro" games and consoles to a thrift store behind my back when I was a child because I "already had the new game system," so I imagine my current collection would probably suffer a similar fate.
I just pray that whoever got all of my shit from that Goodwill had fun with it

[Hylian Master Race No.4808705]

Where do I buy a reproduction of Majora's mask?

[Anonymous No.4808707]

>>4808705
AliExpress

[Anonymous No.4808869]

>>4806286
Get with the times, gramps. Get yourself digital copies.

[Anonymous No.4808923]

>>4806286
Wife 100% she collects with me so she wouldnt ever get rid of it, then it would probably go to one of our kids

[Anonymous No.4808924]

>>4808923
Nice, anon. You hit the jackpot in life.

[Anonymous No.4808934]

>>4808924
Thanks, not sure if it was sarcasm but its really good to have someone in life who actually doesnt wanted to get rid of all your „old crap”

[Hylian Master Race No.4809268]

>>4808707
Thanks

[Anonymous No.4809273]

>>4806286
Maybe my cousins or they might go on Ebay.

[Anonymous No.4809812]

>>4806286
I'll pass it on to my next of kin. If they want to sell it, I'll tell them to make sure each of the games are properly appraised.

[Anonymous No.4810147]

>>4806392
I Keked
thanks

[Anonymous No.4810149]

>>4807369
>The eternal Burger

[Anonymous No.4810183]

>>4806286
The museum.

No way I'm letting my family have them.

[Anonymous No.4811509]

>>4806286
Ebay

[Anonymous No.4811847]

>>4806392
That was a pretty nice prank among close friends. You really jived him. We're all closer now.

[Anonymous No.4811857]

I'm never going to die

[Anonymous No.4813438]

>>4807004
That's one of those images those Chinese repro sellers use on ebay

[Anonymous No.4813443]

>>4808430
>somebody buys your collection dirt cheap
>they flip it for a profit as the ultimate grave pisser

[Anonymous No.4813446]

>>4806286
tfw your older brother left you $1000+ dollar n64 collection and you see this post

[Anonymous No.4813573]

im taking it all with me HAHAHAHA HA

[Anonymous No.4813980]

I have things set up so that if something does happen, it'll be left to my niece and nephew.

[Anonymous No.4814002]

>>4806470
So you plan to die before your mother?

[Anonymous No.4814987]

>>4806605
I came to say this.
None of you faggots are getting my shit.

[Anonymous No.4815212]

If I don't have any kids by then I guess they will go to other family members to do with as they please. Most of my relatives play casual new games so they'll likely just sell it all right away.

[Anonymous No.4815234]

My nephew is going to get it, along with the house.

[Anonymous No.4816020]

>>4813980
>no donpachi

[Anonymous No.4816309]

>>4806286
they will burn with me no one can have my mother 64 beta

[Anonymous No.4818023]

I don't ponder death related questions.

[Anonymous No.4818049]

already had to get rid of pretty much all my old games and hardware after I discovered the cat had been peeing in the boxes

thought it was a little strange that the litter box was always empty but just assumed somebody else was cleaning it