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If you were offered the chance to make an earthbound movie who would you cast to play Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo?

>> No.4715352

A bunch of literally who 13 year-old kids because that's the only proper way to cast it.

>> No.4715354

stranger things with a 60's british rock knock-off soundtrack.

>> No.4715390

Earthbound fundamentally would not work as a movie. The narrative is barely held up by quirkiness and jokes in a video game context.

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4715398

Only one man, one bull, one GOD...is based enough for the role of Ness.

>> No.4715418

>>4715398
That's probably exactly how Ness would be cast these days, too. Also, Jeff would be cast to Kate McKinnon.

>> No.4718048

Ness would now be a girl, VaNESSa (Ness for short), played by the little sister on Young Sheldon.
Paula would still be a girl, played by whatever tween star Disney is peddling in at the time.
Jeff would have to be a raceswap, probably the kid from Dr. Ken.
Poo would be labled 'not interesting enough' by the execs and either replaced by some easily marketable, CGI whacky whatsit or just written out wholesale.

>> No.4718162

>>4718048
Poo would get replaced with Buzz Buzz, voiced by the Rock.

>> No.4718396

>>4715345

idris elba as ness

white woman as paula

micheal cera as jeff

jet li as poo

>> No.4718413

Ness: Bug Hall
Jeff: Macualay Culkin
Paula: Anna Chlumsky
Poo: Wu Tao

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4719390

>live action
F U C K N O

>> No.4719445

>>4715345
>Ness
You
>Paula
OP
>Jeff
Me
>Poo
Either Hiro or Moot, I can't decide.

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