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4675416 No.4675416 [Reply] [Original]

I'm sorry, but it's not that good.

>> No.4675423

You mean your bait? True...

>> No.4675429
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4675429

Nah, it's good, it isn't perfect like some people make it seem, but it remains a legitimately good game in 2018, and was revolutionary for its time. It's easily the best 3D Mario ever made and a solid game on its own merits. I know it's hard to appreciate the game being that you're probably a 17 year old spermling who played it on an emulator for 15 minutes the other day, but viewed through an objective lense, it does so many things right. Personally, I'm more of a Banjo guy, but the two are pretty different gameplay wise, and I enjoy them both.

>> No.4675431

Get good

>> No.4675450

>>4675416
>Probably perfers Sonic adventure or some shit

>> No.4675451

Compared to what in 1996? Floating Runner?

Mario 64 is god compared to anything else from that year and for quite some time afterward.

>> No.4675452

>>4675416
It really isn’t, but you’ll just have to wait for the nostalgia kiddies to die off, get old, or lose interest before the popular opinion agrees

>> No.4675454

>>4675452
I played SM64 for the first time in 2007, and my first Mario game was Galaxy.
No nostalgia for me, SM64 is the best, even today. Dem controls, man.

>> No.4675463

>>4675429
>Banjo guy
This is like saying Empire is better than Star Wars. but Super ESB is better than Super Star Wars

>> No.4675474

>>4675454
You neglected to mention the fact that you obviously played it on the DS as a child, and have nostalgia for that

>> No.4675479

>>4675474
You're just making shit up. SM64 is meant to be played with the N64 controller, the game was made with it in mind. Controlling 3D Mario with a d-pad is laughable.
Keep projecting though.

>> No.4675494

>>4675463
SM64 is a faster and more fluid games but Banjo is far superior in terms of aesthetics, music and characters. It just feels like more of an adventure, and I like all of the special touches like being able to go into Banjo's house, the various secrets hidden around, etc.

>> No.4675538
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>>4675429
>Banjo guy
way to lose any credibility you will ever have for the rest of your miserable life

>> No.4675554

>>4675538
>movement is the only part of the game that matters
Way to identify yourself as a braindead potato.

>> No.4675561

>>4675554
>platformer
>movement is the whole point of the game

>> No.4675570

>>4675561
>implying Banjo has platforming obstacles like SM64
Banjo is about exploring. Each level is like a little carnival where you engage in minigames to acquire treasures, whether that be memorizing a musical pattern or running through a maze. The actual platforming is very minimal. Super Mario 64 is about tackling physical obstacles and using techniques and intertia to reach previously inaccessible areas. The fact you can't differentiate between these two concepts, and the fact you think a game like Banjo needs SM64-style movement to be good, is pretty indicative of your cashew-tier intelligence. Please stop being retarded and accept that both games are good for different reasons.

>> No.4675576

>>4675554
what about the camera or the thousand other things that make banjo a C- game. I was more of a star fox guy... I thought 3d platformers were awful I loved donkey kong and Hagane growing up but 3d collecta-thons were not attractive then or now to me . UNTIL super mario sunshine.

>> No.4675579

>>4675576
>what about the camera or the thousand other things that make banjo a C- game
Uh what about the camera? It works basically the same way as SM64 but gets stuck less often. And what are the other "thousand things"? Let's see, fantastic graphics, fantastic music, adequate controls, plenty of content, great dialogue and humor, huge worlds to explore, lots of hidden secrets... yeah, I'm not seeing anything so far.
>I was more of a star fox guy... I thought 3d platformers were awful I loved donkey kong and Hagane growing up but 3d collecta-thons were not attractive then or now to me . UNTIL super mario sunshine.
Okay?

>> No.4675617

>>4675570
go run thru some more mazes you fucking retard

>> No.4675623

>>4675617
>go run thru some more mazes you fucking retard
I'm not the one trying to pretend Banjo is a bad game because it's not the same thing as SM64, you're the retard in this scenario my dude.

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>>4675617
lol boy are you butthurt

>> No.4675649

>>4675623
banjo is ok, but comparing it to Mario 64 just shows your low IQ

>> No.4675661

>>4675649
>banjo is ok, but comparing it to Mario 64 just shows your low IQ
Except I'm literally the one saying not to compare them. You just went full retard.

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>>4675649
so given that anon said they are both different and good in their own way, and youre the one comparing them, i guess that means youre the one with the low iq?

>> No.4675673

>>4675416
I disagree entirely. It's good. The worlds are solid and memorable. The controls are tight and I, personally, never had any trouble with the camera. It's appropriately long. It's not very hard, but it's not piss easy. It has some beautiful set pieces. I'll concede it's a bit weak in the boss fights and preceding stages. But they make up a small portion of the game.

>> No.4675674

>you have a low IQ for disagreeing with me about a children's game

>> No.4675678

>>4675674
He's just upset about being called a cashew and tried to save face with a "no u", indirectly and accidentally calling himself retarded in the process.

>> No.4675696

I love my N64, but holy shit, it has one of the most fragmented and retarded fanbases on earth.
>Banjo or Mario
>Ocarina or Majora
>Goldeneye or Perfect Dark
>MK64 or DKR
You know you can have your cake and eat it too, right? The only time you faggots rally together is when big-dick PS1 comes into the conversation.

>> No.4675702

>>4675696
>>Banjo or Mario
Mario
>>Ocarina or Majora
Ocorina
>>Goldeneye or Perfect Dark
Goldeneye
>>MK64 or DK64
waveracer

>> No.4676029

>>4675696
I love Mario and Banjo, but I'd tip the edge to SM64 even if BK is the objectively better game.

I prefer Majora to Ocarina, just has way more personality compared to OOT

Goldeneye or Perfect Dark eh? Give me either and I'm happy both 10/10

MK64

>> No.4676080

>>4675696
All fanbases are like that anon, not just N64.

>> No.4676384

It is the supreme pioneer of its genre... one of the most boringest of genres in existence.

>> No.4676402

>>4675416
Best game of all time. Most popular speed run game proves it. Those runs are insane with what you can do. A good player picking the game up would take 24 hours or more to get that many stars. They do it in under 2.

>> No.4676412

>>4675570
>cashew-tier intelligence

I don’t know what this means exactly but I like it.

Agree with what you said. Both are technically playformera and similar in many ways. Obviously Banjo takes a huge credit from SM64 but it’s different enough to stand alone on its own merits. Still prefer SM64 and it’s onjectively the better game regardless of its influence and ground breaking stature.

>> No.4676421

>>4676402
>Most popular speed run game proves it.
Proves its autisticity maybe.

>> No.4676427

>>4675479
D-pad? Shit, dude. If you actually had an original DS you'd know that they first came with a strap with a little rubber nub on it and that SM64DS was meant to be controlled using the touch screen and the little rubber nub mounted on your thumb for ghetto analog controls. Don't know if underage or late adopter....

>> No.4676472

>>4675702

>not picking Extreme G 1 or 2

Fucking cashews.

>> No.4676534

>>4676427

What is the point of you? That conversation already established that anon is underage or a late adopter, yes:
>I played SM64 for the first time in 2007, and my first Mario game was Galaxy.

Dude was arguing that he DIDN'T play it first on the DS, and now you're snottily supporting him but thinking you're arguing. What are you? Why do you even exist?

>> No.4676545

I think that the world would be improved a little bit if every 4chan board except a few would just suddenly one day start killing anyone who looked at it. This would effectively remove a clot of several hundred broken, mildly evil people from society, with of course some collateral damage. /vr/ is definitely one of the boards that would need to be included in that.

>> No.4676791

>>4675702
Banjo Tooie
Ocarina of Time
Console shooters suck
Mario Kart 64 for multiplayer battle, Diddy Kong Racing for single player or multiplayer racing

>> No.4676809
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4676809

>I'm sorry, but it's this thread again.

>> No.4676832

>>4675416
It's a fantastic tech demo.

>> No.4676852

>>4676809
Welcome to /vr/, where even our bait is old and reused.

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>>4675416
Sorry but it really is. Just because you wern't around to expirience it at the time doesn't mean you can talk shit. It was fucking mind-blowing. Still is. Teen fags are the worst.

>> No.4676917

>>4675538
>>4675463
Since when was it cool to hate on Banjo

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>>4675416

>> No.4676932

Why can't we all just get along my nigs

>> No.4677061

>>4676545
No, not /vr/. Couldn't /f/ take it instead? Who gives an F about /f/?

>> No.4677063

It was such a big game, but there was only a few things I actually liked about it from recollection. That said, I preferred the DS remake. I wish I had it still with my 3DS because of the analogue thumb stick.

>> No.4677073
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4677073

Legit shitty controls and camera.

>> No.4677083

>>4677073
>Legit
Nice buzzword, gen Z.

>> No.4677246

>>4676534
Because he's bitching about the D-pad for SM64 DS when it wasn't even made for the D-pad, which he would have known if he looked it up instead of assuming. I was also posting without paying attention to the context., I'm a different anon than the one who tried to call him out on the DS thing in the first place, and he never did actually deny playing SM64 DS either.

>> No.4677302

>>4675416
ahhhh that box art. The memorys

>> No.4677521

>>4676917
>Since when was it cool to hate on Banjo
Since extremely autistic manbabies decided that Mario was the more "hardcore" experience and that Banjo was too "slow" to make it the kind arcadey asperger's fest that they can devote 2000 hours of their life to.

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>>4677302
yeah what a beauty

>> No.4677540

>>4676917
Because for some reason everyone decided that the collectathon genre was really uncool and since Mario has you collecting less stuff then Mario is the better game.

>> No.4677612

>>4677540
Collecathons werent really shat on until DK64 came out
Thats when its honeymoon ended

>> No.4677646

>>4677612

Most of the hipsters shitting on DK64 have never even played it. you don't even need close to all the collectibles to complete the game

>> No.4677664

>>4675429
I remember back in the day when it released I had just bought my first PC, Pentium 130mhz and at some point I was at the store looking for either Red Alert or Command&Conquer or some other game. They had Mario64 demo and I laughed at it because the textures were so blurry and the console was looking like a toy.

>> No.4677670

>>4675538
Anon read my mind

>> No.4677916

>>4676421
This, I can't believe what these people do to this 22 year old game. I just hope they channel that into something productive for humanity later on.

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>>4676472
>Extreme G 2
holy shit this game is bad
Extreme G 1 though

>> No.4678384

>>4677612
Maybe on N64, the Spyro sequels were good.

>> No.4678387

>>4677612
DK64 was well received when it came out.
It was many years later that people starting doing history revisionism about it.
According to Google trends, the word "collectathon" appeared on the internet in the year 2008, that's almost a decade after DK64 came out.

>> No.4678402

>>4677646
This. You can beat DK64 with only half the Golden Bananas collected.

>> No.4678503

>>4677646
>>4678402
it's still designed around collecting you retards. it's not about having to collect everything.

>> No.4678510

>>4678503
>Doom is about collecting since you collect keycards
This is how silly you sound.

>> No.4678610

>>4678510
You are turbo-retarded, but yes, the stage design of Doom gets trite fast mainly because it gets so formulaic (the keycard collection being one of the most obvious repeating patterns) without any interesting setpieces.