>>4580267
Got one for ya OP
>1998
>Gaming with friends
>Buddy has evidently seen CD's withstand a shit ton of damage and still work
>Decides to show us some cool stuff you can do with them
>Sure, whatever, we're all bored
>Sprays them up with hairspray
>Lights them
>Throws them across the house
>Already losing my shit because this is retarded to do at all, let alone indoors
>Begin wondering where he got the CD's
>Think for a sec
>He didn't come with a bag
>He didn't bring anything but what was in his pockets, which was always his keys and wallet, maybe a knife
>Think about hairspray
>Hairspray was mine
>Think about lighter
>Lighter was also mine
>Run to backroom
>See open cases on my desk
>Walk out, pick up one of the CD's on the ground
>It's my copy of Doom
>Flip it over
>Rainbow burn-in, as if he'd put it in a microwave that jizzed random radiation on disc
>Put it in PC
>Unable to read
He was never welcome back at my house after that. Might've been able to forgive him if it had been my collection of Cure CD's, but god dammit, the games were a step too far.