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Duke Thread

I just bought this game. I mainly played it on 64 when I was a kid. But hell this game was so much fun.

>> No.4540496

>was
The game IS so much fun. I still haven't played those new levels from world tour episode though

>> No.4540504

>>4540493
Kek, now I've got the music from that strip club playing in my mind.

>> No.4541916

>>4540493
I just wanna see John Cenas performance. It's a shame that the movie will probably suck. PG13 and Randy will sabotage it somehow

>> No.4541919

>>4540493
>I mainly played it on 64
Hope you didn't get a heart attack seeing pixel tiddies now.

>> No.4541932

>>4540493
how much shit do you think they would they have gotten had they not put a red stripe on the nipples?

>> No.4541940

>>4541932
They're called pasties.

>> No.4541948

Top Tier:
Lunar Apocalypse

High Tier:
L.A. Meltdown

Mid Tier:
The Birth

Low Tier:
Shrapnel City

Shit Tier:
Alien World Order

>> No.4541959

>>4541948
You're gay.

E1 > E2 > E5 > E3 > E4

>> No.4541961

>>4541959
>liking the new expansion
Only gay one here is you, bud.

>> No.4541967

>>4541961
You're not only gay, you're a gigantic pleb, too.

>> No.4541968

E3 > E2 = E4 > E1 >E5

>> No.4541971

>>4541916
It's naturally gonna be ruined in some way. Like there not being any pig cops but Duke calls a cop a pig.

>> No.4541997

>>4541971
After the cop attempts to brutalize a defenseless black boy who didn't do anything, of course. Duchess Nukem will probably also be there to teach Duke everything he knows.

>> No.4542018

>>4541971
Thats a really good guess. Its going to have a pointless sex appeal character. And if not people are going bitch about it not having sex appeal. thats the problem with most duke things after DN3D just strippers everywhere for no reason other than franchise identity. Remember when DNF had a pointless strip club fetch quest scene for no reason? People demand that crap in Duke games for some reason

>> No.4542047

>>4541971
>Duke has a strong womyn as a side kick

Surely Duke has room for a strong female character (ie. Bombshell), but they way they would do it in these days wouldn't be the female equivalent of Duke, but just some retarded power fantasy that is supposed to be a serious character while Duke would still be the obvious parody.

>> No.4542079

>>4541997
After a long winded lecture on consent ofcourse.

>> No.4542084

>>4540493
What did you guys think about Duke Nukem time to kill? Played the fuck out of it as a kid. Probably hasn't aged well though.

>> No.4542114

>>4541968
Ranking E3 at best is like picking Katey Perry over Richard Wagner.

It's the worst episode by a mile.

>> No.4542124

Episode 1 is the best as it has a consistent great quality and an actual storyline. Those maps were polished and it seems.

Episode 2 is good, and at parts it was as good as E1. However it's too long and never really tried different things within the theme. No lunar city for example.

Episode 3 is a rushed hackwork where levels were just dm arenas.

Episode 4 is better, but has no coherent style. Too many people were involved. The Blum maps were the real highlights there.

Episode 5 has the Egypt and Golden Gate maps which are the best maps for this game ever, but the rest are nothing like the community can't do.

E1 > E2 > E4 > E5 > E3

>> No.4542142

>>4542114
But I'd rather fuck her than him

>> No.4542172

>>4542124
>caring about 'storyline' in a retro FPS like duke
hah. go back to your fucking youtube videos you absolute fucking idiot.

>> No.4542281

>>4542084
It was good, but Zero Hour for N64 was better.

>> No.4542404

>>4542172
>low iq gamer rant
Your opinion is officially invalid.

>> No.4542413

Romero, Petersen, Allen Blum and Bradley (as evidenced from Cybermage and, maybe, Wizards&Warriors) were the best and the most distinctive leveldesigners of 90s.

>> No.4542415

>>4542142
So you would fuck with Levelord instead of Blum. Or vice versa.

>> No.4542416

>>4542413
>Petersen
Please no.

>> No.4542418

>>4542281

zero hour is my favorite duke nukem ever. The only reason 3D is more famous is due to being on the PC.

>> No.4542425

>>4542416
At the very least, he was really fucking original, no?

>> No.4542662

Derelict is the best level in the game, don't let the plebeian neckbeards derail you.

>> No.4542720

>>4542662
Only until the engine room. Then it goes downhill (in LameDuke, you traversed this level from end to start, which explains why its ending parts are not very eventful or interesting layout-wise).

>> No.4542776
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>>4542418
I have a lot of nostalgia for Zero Hour but the horrendous frame rate makes it kind of a slog. It would really benefit from a PC port of some description.

>> No.4542878

>>4542720
I love it after that part too. That silence abrupted only by some Newbeast had a very Aliens like feel and you clearly get it the boss is near. Unfortunately not near enough as you have to go through The Queen's lame symmetric maze.

>> No.4543073

>>4542404
Nope, straight A student, went to top 5 UK university, currently earning 70k a year. Also I'm better than you at Duke and my cock's bigger, too. Eat my balls you pretentious dumbass.

>> No.4543327

>>4542114

How is it the worst? I thought it had the coolest secrets and the most easter eggs, that hotel hell level was like the best shit ever.

>> No.4543690

>>4543327

> coolest secrets
Which ones? All episodes had cool secrets.

>easter eggs
Who cares? Besides, The Birth had the most easter eggs.

>hotel hell
Fuck that overrated shit.

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4543729

Epic AI lol

>> No.4543734

>>4542413
Needs more McGee desu

>> No.4543782

>>4543073

I take it the UK only has five Universities.

>> No.4544539

>>4543073
Lol, basement dweller alert.

>> No.4544560
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4544560

I think Cena is buff enough to pass as Douk, but he has a babyface. Cena is too friendly looking guy. Perhaps he could have some five o clock shadow or something. His voice is also not that Dirty Harry type Douk's voice is well known for. His WWE character talks in nignoggian, but I wonder if he could talk with deep macho voice.