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So... im thinking about playing pic related for the very first time, its been in my backlog for years and just want to ask if any of you have the Uncensored Beta version releases a couple years ago, i cant find the ROM anywhere.

>> No.4341498

>uncensored version
the beta only has some parts of the game and the only censored thing was the pikachu part (which is half-finished) and the squirrel experiment (which got replaced with a more funny cutscene).
And iirc you can only play it on real hardware.

>> No.4341503

>>4341481
No I don't have that. Either way though, play it. I beat it for the first time last year (was five or six when it came out so I couldn't play it then due to age) and it's one of my favorite games now. It's good.

>> No.4341505

>>4341498
So that ECTS build found is not the full game? dammit i got the idea it was the full game with some things that didnt make the cut to retail.

wonder if theres a ROM patch to add the cut content to the retail game.

>> No.4341525

>>4341505
Trade show builds are generally hobbled in case they leak. Rareware had some pretty brutal DRM, too. In fact, some N64 trade show carts are actually dummy carts with non-persistent memory. The cartridge is blank, and the data is transferred from a nearby PC.

>> No.4343749
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4343749

Twelve Tales leak when?

>> No.4343898

>>4341481
Get ready for the 90's toiler humor and some pretty bad gameplay.

The game is so popular on /vr/ only because it's an expensive collector's item due to a short print because it was too raunchy for its time.

>> No.4343928

get ready for the worst 3d platformer on the system. it has shitty controls, awful camera and humor so dated it's hard to think it was ever funny.

>> No.4343931

>>4343928
How exactly are fucking Clockwork Orange and The Exorcist jokes "dated"? At what point does a game that primarily consists of references to films from the 1970s become "dated"?

>> No.4343939

This game didn't age well at all. Not funny and not fun. Play a couple of levels for your retro rep and call it a day. YouTube the Mighty Poo song, so that you know the reference.

>> No.4343940

>>4343928
>the worst 3d platformer on the system
That's not true.

>> No.4343942

>>4343928
What specifically is wrong with the controls? What specifically is wrong with the camera? Also, Conker isn't a platformer. You may as well call Saints Row a platformer.

>> No.4343949

>>4343931
You know when a reference isn't fresh anymore. How would you feel if you got some new game that started with the main characters doing a lipdub to gangnam style that ends with them planking?

>> No.4343953

>>4343949
>Conker isn't a platformer

Oh yeah, it's an "experience", amirite?

It's exactly a platformer, a shitty Rayman 2 clone with some really awful gameplay design and absolute full retard toilet humor with graphic depictions of feces and urine everywhere you go. You must be 12 or suffering from a mild mental retardation to find it mentally stimulating.

>> No.4343956

>>4343931
after the 1970s. it also has tons cringy of toilet humor, sex jokes and violence that feels like it was added only to hammer home the point that it's not a kids game despite looking like one. imho the entire game feels like parody cartoon fanfiction written by a 12 year old.

>> No.4343959

>>4343953
Meant to tag this:
>>4343942

>> No.4343960

>>4343940
you're right, I haven't played them all yet so I guess I wouldn't know

>> No.4343964

>>4343949
>You know when a reference isn't fresh anymore.
How the fuck were the references in Conker "fresh" when most of them were literally decades old?

>> No.4343967

>>4343953
Bad Fur Day is a bizarre genre hybrid that doesn't really stick to any one genre for more than a few minutes. Like, what genre does pissing on rocks in a nightclub for 15 minutes qualify as? What genre does the slow motion shoot-dodge sequence qualify as?

>> No.4343979

>>4343942
the camera keeps repositioning itself to the absolutely worst angles when you're trying to make a tricky jump. the controls just felt unpolished in general and the jumping is underwhelming, like they only really cared about the context button (which doesn't really count as part of the control scheme anyway since it does different things every time).

>> No.4343984

OP play the multiplayer on colors its fun af

>> No.4344020

>>4343749
I want this more than any other beta.

>> No.4344306

>>4343898

the game is not bad. A solid 7/10 single player, and a 9/10 multiplayer. Overall an 8 game.

>> No.4344310

>>4343928

More like: you suck at the game. You're the same retard repeating this bullshit in every conker thread.

>> No.4344492
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>>4343928
>"I'm being a contrarian to feel superior"
Here's your (You)

>> No.4344956

>>4344310
this is the first conker thread I've seen lol. I didn't realize people actually liked this game unironically, but I apologize for criticising a thing you like.

>> No.4344961

>>4344492
>if you dislike a thing I like you're obviously just doing it for attention
here's your (you) right back at ya