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4234706 No.4234706 [Reply] [Original]

Japan was doing it in the 90s


basically says

Virgin PCE: loves anime, anime girls, wears velcro shoes, talks about Gundam, conservative, penis smells bad

Chad MegaDrive: bad boy, techno music, hygienic penis, Apple Cap, etc

>> No.4234709

Wait what

>> No.4234710

So this basically says that SEGA fanboys were already insufferable back in the day, got it.

>> No.4234712
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>>4234709
Sorry, it's from an 90s Japanese magazine comparing PC Engine fans vs Mega Drive fans. Reminds me of the Virgin vs Chad memes

>> No.4234714

>>4234710
Yeah they were probably just pissed off about being third place yet again.

>> No.4234717

https://youtu.be/9DfoXL5-oNM

>> No.4234857

>>4234706
Me on the left.

>> No.4234867

>>4234706
Bullshit, you're missing the Super Famicom dude which was the actual Chad.

PC-Engine: virgin otaku
Megadrive: westaboo nerd
Super Famicom: normalfag chad

>> No.4234931
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>>4234867
Here he is.

>> No.4234939

>>4234931
>Japanese guy
>blond
Just like one of my Japanese animes

>> No.4234941

>>4234931
Where are these from? I appreciate how they have notes about everyone's penis.

>> No.4234960

>>4234931
Chads... chads have changed

>> No.4234967

What does it says at the end of the Mega Drive kid? It mentions something about platonic homosexual.

Anyway I like that he listens to YMO and Kraftwerk, I can relate to that.

>> No.4234968

>>4234960
He's not a chad. He's the ultimate normie.
>Normie hair
>Normie shirt
>Normie penis
>Normie shoe
>Normie jeans

>> No.4234982
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>>4234941
Apparently it's from a Sony Magazine called Digital Heroes.
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/EXAPON/20081112/p1

>> No.4234996

>>4234982
Neat, thanks. I wonder if there's a good way to get a hold of old Japanese game magazines. I'd love to see what that culture was like back then.

>> No.4235006

>>4234931

Do you have a 960 resolution version?

>> No.4235008

>>4234706
blue board

no porn allowed

enjoy your ban

>> No.4235014

>>4234941
>I appreciate how they have notes about everyone's penis.

The cultural context is that Nihonese tend to have phimosis dicks. Which means you have to be extra careful to clean them, because if you don't you get dick cheese. Super gross.

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4235016

>>4234931

>> No.4235203 [DELETED] 

>>4235014
>Cutfags overcompensating because of their mutilated dicks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.4235234

>>4235203
enjoy your UTI and dick cheese

>> No.4235237

>>4235234
I can choose to mutilate my dick anytime I want, I just don't because I never experienced any problem with my foreskin.
You, on the other hand, can't go back to having foreskin.

>> No.4235241

>>4235234
>americans are so dumb they would rather mutilate themselves than washing their dicks
lmao no wonder you guys can't into rgb either

>> No.4235247

>>4235241
>rgb
kek

>> No.4235287

dicks

>> No.4235297

>>4235287
china

>> No.4235314

>>4234706
that shirt is badass for a virgin

>> No.4235360
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4235360

>actually have these pics in my 4chan folder
>just find out there's specific descriptions of all their dicks
>Heh heh heh that's funny
>Immediately turns into self-conscious yuro vs us cut/uncut shitflinging

>> No.4235370

>>4235237
>can't go back to having foreskin
www.cirp.org/pages/restore.html

It would appear that circumcised people are just as insecure as uncircumcised people. Who would have guessed?

>> No.4235407

>>4235370
A bad circumcision is worse than phimosis. A girl who gets around my social group told me that one of my friends' dick is "two different colors" which I'm assuming is a result of botched circumcision.

When it was time for my son's circumcision I was quite insistent that it be a "mild" one. The first lady who came to do it was big and black with some kind of accent and she tried to give me a lecture that the tool only worked one way and I just flat out refused to let her perform it then the next day an even bigger even blacker lady with an even crazier accent came and she gave me a wink and said she understood. Maybe I was being patronized but it turned out fine.

>> No.4235424

>>4235360
my dick is a pristine, beautiful instrument and you won't take that away from me, YOU WON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

>> No.4235436
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4235436

I grew up with the snes and I can confirm I am in fact a cool guy.

>> No.4235456
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4235456

The virgin vanilla kid... vs... THE NUBY CHAD

>> No.4235457

>>4235407
>When it was time for my son's circumcision
American """"parenting""""

>> No.4235460
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4235460

Wirgin Windows vs Mac Chad

>> No.4235469

>>4235436
this guy is cool

>> No.4235489

>>4235456
to be fair developing telekinesis is pretty cool

>> No.4235506

>>4235460
love how they hammered into everyone's minds that macs were totally NOT a personal computer

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4235543

>>4235460
>"Thinks Bill Gates thinks he's god"

Talk about pot calling the kettle black, no self-awareness from Mac fags.

>> No.4235562

>>4235543
I guess that was back in the late 80s/early 90s when Mac was still the underdog and kinda anti-mainstream.

>> No.4235619

>>4235456

90's fashion is such garbage. The kid on the left looks so much better. His belt is and glasses are kinda shit, and he needs pants that fit him, but the rest is pretty nice clothing and pretty timeless.

>> No.4235623

>>4235619
Kinda ironic how nowadays the kid on the left would be the cool kid, and the kid on the right would be the nerd.

>> No.4235624

>>4235619
its funny because every goofball dresses like the kid on the left on purpose now.

>> No.4235626

>>4235623

Conservative dress pretty much never goes out of style. But "in fashion" is pretty dated and only lasts a few years.

>> No.4235639

>>4235424
No one else is ever going to touch it let alone take it, so no worries.

>> No.4235654

>>4235624
Same with the OP image too

>> No.4235664

>>4235460
>>4235506
>>4235543
>Hobbies: No time for them, too busy spamming Windows-only developers

It's much more cyncical than you guys are giving the chart credit for. Just read every little detail with context of the time, it's clear they were making fun of how much Macfags tried to be cool.

>> No.4235678

based pc engine, another reason to get besto console ever

>> No.4235681

>>4234709
>>4234706
Japan was decades ahead of the west even in memes.

>> No.4235786
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4235786

>>4235681

>> No.4235789

someone post the Duo poster

>> No.4235838

>>4235786
They literally live in the future along with whatever else is in Oceania that first receives the first sunshines of the new day.

>> No.4235882

>>4234931
Can anyone translate this?

>> No.4235950

>>4235407
Why did you let them take a knife to your baby's dong?

Is it because you are a normie for whom social conventions might as well be written law and breaching them means being considered a "freak"; a fate worse than death?

Or are you a Muzz?

Or a Yid?

>> No.4235953

>>4235882
it just says "normal" everything

normal shirt, normal pants, normal shoes, normal dick

he's basically the supreme normalfag. The bit at the top even says "The Ultimate Normie"

>> No.4236125

>>4235953
Thank you.

>> No.4236407

>>4234706
Pce was /a/? Shouldn't that be pc98 or fm towns.

>> No.4236447

>>4234867
>>4234931
Oh boy, sufami guy really is normalfag.

>> No.4236516

>>4236407
>pc98 or fm towns
Those were for rich /a/

>> No.4236530

>>4234706
>conservative
Most of the NEET fucks are almost alt-right these days.

>> No.4236535

>>4235014
>Nihonese tend to have phimosis dicks
That's why in hentai they picture it being always so hurtful or weird when the foreskin gets pulled back.

Fucking weird penors.

>> No.4236541

>>4235360
>Immediately turns into self-conscious yuro vs us cut/uncut shitflinging
We know you love the US vs EU shitposting gramps. That's why you should fuck off.

>> No.4236546

>>4236535
what kinda hentai have you been reading, son

>> No.4236569
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4236569

>>4236407
The PC Engine was pretty much a VN machine by the end of its lifespan.

>> No.4236572

>>4235360
>>4235407
>being cut
Why? A normal healthy uncut penis will pull it's skin all the way back when erect, it's easy to clean and way less risky.

>> No.4236973

>>4236572
There are differing theories on the health benefits and /pol/acks like to turn it into a thing about the jews but ultimately for normal people it's simply a cultural thing. White Americans are usually circumcised while white europeans are usually not. Unless you're lucky enough to have a dick that looks like the ones in porn like I do, you probably are going to want it to look like your peers'. Online, however there's a real culture clash about it.

>>4236541
I mean, I'm proud to be an American. I feel especially compelled to express it since it's become uncommon lately. If you think I'm bad here you should see me on /o/ or /ck/

>> No.4238816

>>4235407
>two colors
>must be a botched circumcision

Have ever looked at an actual erect penis? The tip is way redder than the rest of the shaft even WITH foreskin when hard.

>> No.4238847

>>4238816
lol gross. That's actually because of you being uncircumcised, your glans stays more protected 99% of the time so the skin is thin and your blood vessels are more visible when erect. No, she meant part of it is super white and part is normal flesh colored she was describing visible scar tissue. Look at some pictures of bad circumcisions and you'll know what I mean - plus be glad for your christmas light bulb dickhead. It's better than the possible alternative.

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>>4235460
>mfw I dress the MAC dude

I even have the same haircut.

>> No.4239152

>>4235407
>this faggot fell for the jew meme and sliced his son's dick off
Lmao man you get gayer every day cabbage cunt.

>> No.4240052

>>4239152
I'm a white American and so's he. It's normal.

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>>4234706
>せいけつなチンチン

>> No.4240263

>>4235407
>>4240052
>/pol/tard gets his wife's son's dick mutilated because it's oy vey 'normal'
Poetry.

>> No.4240394

>>4240263
(you)

>> No.4240489

>>4235456
>this is an ad for a lamp
>a fucking lamp
The 90s sure was something.

I had a Light Boy and it was allegedly pretty bitchin', but come the fuck on.

>> No.4240503

>>4236973
>when asked if they would cut their dicks off if everyone else were doing it, 9 out of 10 burgers were already reaching for the knife
If you don't want to be made fun of, you shouldn't make it so easy.

>> No.4241013

stop make shit meme, only hight quality is allow

>> No.4241024

>>4235664
Exactly what the original virgin vs chad pic was but people on 4chan have trouble with subtleties..

>> No.4241108

>>4236973
>Unless you're lucky enough to have a dick that looks like the ones in porn like I do, you probably are going to want it to look like your peers'
This is a 40 year old man pleasing, guys.
Something I would a 16 year old expect to say.

>> No.4241201 [DELETED] 

>>4236973
>I'm proud to be an American
Be proud of being a good human being, if you are one (judging by your tremendous amount of selfishness, you're not) and not proud of being a citizen of literary a few hundred year old ex-colony that most of your ancestors had nothing to do that's now a literary mash pot of shit.
Unless you're native American, then I'm sorry, carry on.

>> No.4241793

>>4235543
>>4235562
Jobs was away from Apple when that image was made. He didn't rejoin the company until '97, so he wasn't really seen as the face of Apple back then as he was throughout most of the 2000's.

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>>4240052
George Washington was not cut.
Nor were any of the other founding fathers.
This "American tradition" only started in the 1950s when some jew doctor invented a new scheme to get money for unnecessary surgery in the same manner as tonsilectomy.
Did you know that hospitals gather baby foreskins and sell them for profit to pharmaceutical companies to make rejuvenating skin cream for aging women?
Look it up.

>> No.4242139

>>4242072
I never claimed anything about it being an American tradition. What I said is that it's normal. When I was a teen, uncircumcised guys were ridiculed and lots of girls avoided them - even otherwise popular ones. I'm not going to intentionally subject my son to any social stigma for no good reason and the health risks vs benefits of both circumcision and non-circumcision are fairly even and like I said, I passed on the first tech that came to perform it.

>>4241108
Thanks! If any environment brings out the adolescent in me it's gaming.

It's interesting that one flame got deleted that I didn't have time to reply to earlier - something about me being a bad person because I'm "incredibly selfish" or something. I have no idea how someone would draw that conclusion about me. I may be a bit self-CENTERED but I'm actually very giving, you just get a little bit of me along with it. Also, my family settled here on civil war land grants and served in WWII so my patriotism comes legit.

>> No.4244567

>>4234867
So snes was really boring to people there too?

>> No.4244576

>>4234706
Oh, so people were always unfunny tribal-like dickheads.

>> No.4244668

>>4236973
Uncircumcised dicks are more fun to play with. Sorry your parents gave you the snippety-snap, did they at least ask for your permission first? :s

>> No.4244695

>>4244668
No. I'm surprised you're uncircumcised considering your on again off again Muslim identity.

>> No.4244709

>>4244695
Why would I want to be circumcised? That just leaves less tissue for SRS. :p

>> No.4245567

>>4244695
This is a grown man, sniping about religion like a teenage atheist.
This is a man in his forties.
This is somebody's father.

Jesus J. Christ, my faith in humanity just slipped another notch.

>> No.4245585

>>4245567
It's not even insulting to presume Muslims would be circumcised, Anon.

>> No.4245595

>>4234712
Photo is too small you fucktard

>> No.4246553
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>>4245595

>> No.4247956

>>4242139
>What I said is that it's normal. When I was a teen, uncircumcised guys were ridiculed and lots of girls avoided them - even otherwise popular ones.
It's NOT normal, people where ridiculed because they where different.

>> No.4247958

>>4242072
This. Gramps is a fucking retard.

>> No.4247973

>>4247956
>it's not normal because it's different
american logic at it's finest