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4111934 No.4111934 [Reply] [Original]

Post stupid shit your fucking friends did back in the day.

>Dude, I have [game].
>You do?! Holy shit, I'll be right there.
>Go to friend's house.
>Sweet game. Can I have a turn?
>Oh, I only brought you over to watch me play this game, but I'll let you think you can play. I'll get 5 turns, then you get 3, and then tomor--
>Fuck you, I'm going home.

>> No.4111939

>>4111934
I used to be both of those people, kek.

>> No.4111959

>Be in playground.
>Someone mentions Goro from MK.
>"Oh, the guy with 6 arms."
>"No, it's 4 arms."
>"It's 6 arms, you homo."
>Actual fight ensues.

>> No.4112776

>>4111934
One time when I was a kid I buried a copy of Wolverine Adamantium Rage in a playground because I thought it would make some kid's day if they found it like hidden treasure and got to play a free game.

>> No.4113489

>>4111934
I believed I could have been happy as an adult.

>> No.4113568

>New kid at school hears I have a DC and wants to borrow games
>guy is an asshole and kinda shady
>I decline
>he loans mean TNN Hardcore Heat(could have name wrong) a meh racing game as good will
>tell him I will bring a game for him but conveniently forget because I still don't trust him
>week later guy never shows up to school or is heard from again

Found out a couple years later he was a foster kid and on top of being a prick was a thief and was kicked out of that foster family. Got to keep the racing game but like I said it wasn't all that good.

>> No.4113728

>>4111934
>Hey Anon, did you know there's a way to get stuck in the water temple? If you go through the wrong door you have to reset the game!
I still blame him for being the reason I never finished the game.

>> No.4113737

>>4111934
My friend's brother had a penchant for stupidly erasing his own save files without thinking about it. Often when he was nearly at the end of a game.

He is the reason I will always heed the "Saving; Do NOT touch the power button or memory card!" warning.

>> No.4113810

>Hey let's play virtua cop! I've got a light gun!
>Proceeds to give me the 2nd player controller and keep the gun to himself

This is why I collect so many peripherals for my shit.

>> No.4113817

>racing game
>friend turns the controller as if it were a steering wheel

every time

>> No.4113825
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4113825

>>4113568
foster kids are shit. i'm glad they all get raped.

>> No.4113830

>>4113737
Not vr but somewhat related
During the great memory card shortage of Playstation 2, my friend would always borrow my memory card without my knowledge and every time I'd get it back something would be missing
>every time

>> No.4113860

>>4113825
Check out Sonic the Edgehog over here...

>> No.4113879

>>4111934
>Have semi-well off friend growing up
>Parents drop loads of money on the latest electronic fads
>Won't buy a memory card for their Gamecube so they have to have Animal Crossing on 24/7 for nearly a year

>> No.4113887

>>4111934
what game is he playing?

>> No.4113897

>>4113879
Had to have been a nice electric bill
>t. Poorfag

>> No.4113898

>2nd grade
>finally got a SNES after begging my parents a lot
>only kid at class who also owns a SNES is a girl, everyone else are still on famiclones
>talk to her about Super Mario World
>she asks me if I've found Star World
>go nuts at the idea of a secret world, ask her to please tell me how to find it
>teases me but never tells me

What a bitch, I eventually found it myself.

>> No.4113904

>>4113897
>Had to have been a nice electric bill
I couldn't begin to comprehend their electric bill. Every light in the house on 24/7 including basement lights, TV in every room always on, two story garage with all the lights on constantly, central air running with doors wide open. Shit was crazy wasteful

>> No.4113907

>>4113904
Ah the American dream

>> No.4113953

>>4113489
same

>> No.4113959

>>4113898
you should have asked her out

>> No.4113965

>>4113817
this

>> No.4113974
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4113974

>>4112776
That's actually pretty cool.

>> No.4113978

>>4113974
You've obviously never played it before. That anon is a cruel motherfucker.

>> No.4113980

>>4113887
Looks like Chip 'n Dale.

>> No.4113981

>>4113897
I really need to check mine somehow, I have my computer on 24/7, and while it's not always in use and just sits at idle, it's still got to be eating a lot of juice along with the TV.

>> No.4113985

>>4113959
I ended up "dating" her older sister for a few days in 6th grade.

>> No.4113986

>>4111934
>let's beat Contra without the code
>steals all of my lives
>gets mad at me anytime I die

Why was he so bad at his own game?

>> No.4113990

>>4113489
>>>/r9k/

>> No.4113995

>>4113898
Star World, best clitoris comparison ever !

>> No.4114012

>>4111959
Fuck your Russian ass, Edwin.

>> No.4114025

>>4111934
Not my friend but
>local Boy's club after school
>elementary kids huddled around the SNES playing Street Fighter per usual
>obnoxious fat loud kid vs obnoxious thin loud kid
>very close and tense game with skinny pulling upset victory
>skinny gloates while tubby visibly starts turning red
>tubby stands
>with all the fat retard strength any kid has ever mustered hurls controller against ground
>hard tile floor
>yells some bullshit so the whole building hears, then storms off in fat rage
>zero self awareness
>next kid picks up the spiked SNES controller
>works just fine
Nintendo build quality really meant something back then.

>> No.4114139

>see super nintendo at store
>its on and demoing super mario world
>start playing
>parents asked kid me if I wanted it
>say no because i dont really like mario
>regret it to this day

>> No.4114143

>>4114025
pretty much everyone ive ever met that plays fighting games get salty about losing

>> No.4114175

>>4112776
I did this with Athena for the NES but my intentions were different. I just hoped someone would find it, think "free game!" then actually play it and think of burying it again

>> No.4114408

>>4113897
>>4113904
As an American from a well-off family, I definitely spent too much money on games growing up, but I was never a shit like this. People who waste electricity and such for no reason make my blood boil.

>> No.4114416

>>4113995
>inb4 describe your genitals with a mario world level title

butter bridge

>> No.4114521

>play game with friend
>ask to play story mode/missions
>he says no
>he wants to save the real game for himself so you're stuck in shitty free-roam mode

>> No.4114539

>>4114416
tubular

>> No.4114546
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4114546

>go to friend to play video games
>he often plays shitty Skyrim or career-mode FIFA, forcing me to sit and watch him for hours
>this happens all the time
>I don't complain
>one day, bring my favorite game to his place
>he whines and complains whenever I bring it up
>keeps stalling, showing me other games
>he would rather play shitty demos and freeware than trying his friend's favorite games

Fuck you dude, at least let your friend choose ONE game per lifetime. Guess I'm asking too much.

>> No.4114551

>>4114546
>FIFA

that should have been a red-flag right there

>> No.4114562

>>4114551
He's was my only game friend I could play with. I had to suffer some shit for those rare golden moments.

>> No.4114595

>>4112776
One time I buried a bunch of ET carts in the desert because I thought it was make some manchildrens day if they found it like hidden treasure.

>> No.4114769

>>4114416
chocolate secret

>> No.4114775

>>4114416
Back Door

>> No.4114791

>recess
>tell everyone I have a Nintendo cartridge that has every Nintendo game ever made on it even the Japanese ones
>they all call me a liar
>go home and cry while playing my Everdrive

>> No.4114796

>>4113981
>check mine somehow
you check it by paying the bill

>> No.4114862

>>4114791
>being a kid in the 80's or 90's with a modern flash cart
It's hard to imagine how amazing that would have been.

>> No.4114864

>>4114862
multicarts on famiclones were close enough.

>> No.4114875

>>4114862
>tfw you've literally become "that kid" but it's like your dad actually does work for Nintendo

>> No.4115037 [DELETED] 

>>4114546
>Skyrim
Not retro friendo
(^:

>> No.4115062

>>4114562
>only game friend

God damn I know that feel. I only know 1 guy like that and the only game he likes to play is Smash Bros. It's like I have bad luck or something, I know a lot of people but nobody plays games.

>> No.4115092

>>4114862
>being a kid in the 2010's with an ED
FTFY.
Also, there were devices equivalent to flash carts in the 90's so shit like this actually happened. I remember when I got a SFC copier plenty of faggots didn't believe it.

>> No.4115121

>>4115092
It must have been nice in places like Hong Kong, with a culture of pirating shit and their little floppy disk backup devices for whatever console you wanted. But I can tell you growing up in America we never even heard of that shit, at least not where I was at. If I were one of your faggot friends I wouldn't have believed you about the sfc copier either, not until I saw it.

>> No.4115148

>Friend was making sandwich applying mayo on the bread
>Friend gets an erection out of nowhere so he decides to go wank
> Friend finishes of wanking and spots white substance on the side of his hand
>Friend thinks the white substance is mayo, unfortunately it wasn't
> Friend had a taste of semen and shared the story with his mates

>> No.4115150

>>4115148
>being scared of your own cum
>not regularly slurping it up after spanking your monkey

>> No.4115151

>>4114416
top secret area

>> No.4115152

>>4115121
Dude I live in western europe and when I was 10 or 11, one of my friends had a 100 in 1 game boy cart. And actual good, 100 different games on it; not 50 times the same game hacked.

This kind of stuff wasn't that uncommon.

>> No.4115178

>>4115152
I'm happy that shit was common on the opposite side of the world from me. I was talking about backup devices for consoles but multicarts weren't too common here either, especially for consoles. Not unheard of tho.

Kinda curious now, any other burgers here have the same experience as me with multicarts being rare and backup devices and clone systems unheard of? Maybe college kids had access to that shit but I just didn't.

>> No.4115192

>>4115178

I played video games incessantly and never saw any such things or heard about any specific person having them, at least not while I was still a kid.

I eventually bought a few multicarts on eBay for reasons I have now forgotten, and I think those are still the only ones I've ever seen in person.

>> No.4115595

>friend wants to play low-tier wrestling games with poor controls and mechanics, instead of any given well designed game in either of our collections

>"how do I do that"
>"Y"
>"because I need to know"
>"Y, dude"
>"just tell me"
PRESS Y YOU MONGOLOID

>> No.4115609

> playing wcw vs nwo revenge with dad and brothers.
> Keep throwing little bro into the turn buckle and pommel him
> STOP GETTING ME IN THE CORNER! REEEEEEE!!!
> Keep doing it watching him get super pissy
> gets so mad that he slams the controller down multiple times breaking it
> dad gets up and beats his ass.
> me and my other brother just laugh at him.

We went through so many controllers because of him. Only other thing we bitched about as kids was Goldeneye multiplayer.

> QUIT LOOKING AT MUH SCREEN!! REEEEEEE!!!

>> No.4115613

>>4114025
Nintendo 64 controllers were the only Nintendo controllers that were trash build quality.

>> No.4115657

He looks like a fucking faggot

>> No.4115665

>>4115657
>middle school
>let friend borrow pokemon yellow for one weekend on the condition that he cannot save because it will overwrite my progress
>he calls me on sunday evening and tells me how much fun the game is
>i ask him about his progress
>he tells me he needs to load his game to see
>immediately hang up on him
>don't answer his calls
>get game back from him the next day
>punch him in the face
>he starts crying
>never talked to him again after that
faggot.

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>>4111934
>friend: I got a new game, wanna see?
>me: yeah! ill be right over
>friend plays it, I get to watch
>friend proceeds to hit a wall and dies about 12 times before raging
>me: hey, let me try
>friend: no! I got this
>he gets it
>he continues playing as normal
>hits wall again
>rages
>i see the mistakes he's making
>I see a tactic that could work
>me: hey, try doing "this"
>friend: no, that wont work... SEE?!
>he didnt do it just right... too angry and impatient to try correctly
>Me: let me try
>friend: screw this game! *turns off n64*
>me: what do you wanna do now?
>friend's older brother: aw... you playing like a loser again?
>friend: screw you! *turns n64 back on*
>the brother: show me where youre sucking at?
>i watch them play it again and now the brother is fueling his rage
>brother: give me that *gets controller*
>brother plays the level, does what I said to do, does it... moves forward
>friend: thanks, now give it back
>me: i need to go home

>> No.4115680

>there's 3 of us playing tales of symphonia
>friend 1 has as huge homer for Keats, is devastated he left the group and has to settle for the "queer" swordsman with shield that replaces him.
>he gets tired of him and plays someone else.
>I decide you know I wanna play sword and shield guy,
>kratos comes back and friend looks like he's gonna cum from excitement.
>is devastated again because he never leveled up after kratos left the group has still l3vel 30 while everyone else in groups is 60+
>friend reeeeees and throws everything in the room he leaves after.
>friend 2 and me just in disbelief and laugh.

>> No.4116221

>>4115665
>lets kid borrow rpg
>thinks he'll keep his promise not to save
We were all that naive at some point.

>> No.4116359

>>4116221
real friends keep their promises, anon.

>> No.4116415

>11
>move to new neighborhood
>meet kid down the street and ride bikes together
>invites me in to play some SNES
>we agree on Killer Instinct, says he's great at it
>cool, me too
>before we pick characters he tells me i'm not allowed to use Cinder or Fulgore
>what? fine whatever
>i pick Glacius
>he picks Cinder
>match begins and he mashes nothing but forward forward punch
>get my two combos in and smash him
>kid resets the console before second round begins, tells me i can't use Glacius either
>i don''t even bother and tell him i should be getting home
>we didn't become friends

>> No.4116513

>high school loser who hung out with other losers but they were good people
>made friends with some rich kid in my neighborhood
>only other person I've met who knew there were "western" games and "eastern" games
>he had so much stuff I had either only heard of as a rumor or straight up never heard of before
>we make a friendship out of our games interests
>still can't shake the feeling this kid is weird though
>turns out he was "that kid" and lied about everything under the sun, compulsively
>notice he gets short with me if I win too much in games so we only played 1 player rpgs after a while
>I get resigned to the guy who watches friend show off his toys
>eventually challenge him to a game of smash on 64, I wanted to play some fucking games man
>after years of his complaining he says okay and boots it up
>doesn't even have luigi or mewtwo unlocked
>we beat the game and get the characters
>turns out I AM way better at games than him
>starts bragging and boasting about how he's better at x game or y game than me
>bet him I can beat any challenge he sets and if I win I get the game to keep, if I lose he keeps it (their all his games mind you)
>he obviously shouldn't accept
>breaks first game (perfect dark) after I beat him
>tells me he'd rather break all his games than give them to me
A falling out occurs over his now apparant insanity, then an attempted mending over being so "childish".
>wanna play some games for old times sake?
>pulls out his PS2 and all 5 (five) games
>all shovelware
>have fun but the "magic" of our friendship is completely gone
>never speak again

No more greentext, time for something new: I see his mom years later at the store and she remembers me. Tells me her son passed away 7 months ago. I don't ask how, assume it was self inflicted. She brings up his "depression" in highschool after we stopped hanging out and how he would periodically break his games and systems in a fit of rage. I was his only friend and I abandoned him.

Crazy kids, huh?

>> No.4116527

>>4113817
until the sixaxis came out and that became a reality albeit shittier than expected

>> No.4116563
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>>4113568
There was this one kid I knew who was very obviously about to move away soon and kept begging to borrow a bunch of my games before he left like I was gonna fall for it.

>> No.4116680

>>4116513
Had a friend in high school who was twitchy and talked quickly, never bothered to find out what his problem was exactly. He was a pretty big Castlevania fan (64 was his favorite actually) and he waifu'd Sakura from Street Fighter. Whenever we would play Mvc2 on the Dreamcast he would always pick a team of three Sakuras and not give a single fuck whether he won or lost. Couple of years later I found out he had some sort of drug related death and the two suspects believed to have given him the means to do so have still not been located.

>> No.4116714

>>4115121
There was a huge import scene in socal and we all knew about that stuff.

>> No.4116758

>>4116513
Probably would have killed yourself if you kept hanging out with someone like that.

>> No.4116774

>>4114408
it's not like we're just gonna run out of electricity anon

>> No.4116830

>>4111934

I remember going over to a friend's house after a long day of school only just to watch him play Pokemon Stadium for 3 hours until my mom picked me up. We could've played multiplayer on the same game, but no, I had to watch him become a fucking Pokemon Master. It was one of the most fucking boring days I can ever remember.

>> No.4116860

>>4116830
hindsight is 20/20 and all, but how come you didn't protest?

>> No.4116862

>car ride with gameboy
>fellow passenger proposes that it is his right to play the Cool Spot game because "He doesn't it, so he'll never have a chance to play it again" while I'll have every opportunity to play it whenever I want

dickhead, it's my fucking game, and we're both on the same boring car ride.
that little shit probably became a socialist

>> No.4116873

>>4116860

I was a pussy who followed the leader back then.

>> No.4116876

>>4112776
I don't remember the details but I remember getting that game in a weird trade for free
I want to believe a series of strange discoveries and transactions led me to your copy anon

>> No.4116905

>>4116830
I can't really fathom that. Literally every time I went to a friend's house or they came over to mine, the first question we asked was "what should WE play?" If one of us was in the middle of a single player game, we'd wait for a good saving point and then play multiplayer games, unless someone actually did just want to watch.

Did I just have good friends?

>> No.4117038

>>4111934
>be 5 years old
>at older friend's house playing Mario 64
>"don't go in the castle, Bowser is in there and you'll get a game over"
>proceed to run around outside the castle for an hour and never go inside

>> No.4117091

>>4115609
This a thousand times
>FUCK YOU SCREEN WATCHER REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4117127

>>4116905
My friends could be dicks about other shit but when it came to games we were all pretty cool, we could agree on what to play and borrow eachothers games without any drama. Enjoy these stories tho, I had to put up with little fucks at school so can empathize.

>> No.4117174

>>4117127
Same anon. We'd let each other borrow games all the time, knowing full well we'd get them back when the other was finished. It was such an innocent time.

>> No.4117443

>at friend's house playing 007 Goldeneye with some friends
>friend wants to shoot me with a rocket launcher just to show what happens
>i was so fascinated with the game, that i didn't heard him and kill him
>he says i should not kill him, because he wants to use the rocket launcher
>kill him again
>almost crying, he screams "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"
>other friends get embarrassed and don't say anything
>i leave the house, a little bummed out

>> No.4117456

>>4115665
another one.

>sixth grade
>spend countless hours reading about metal gear solid in various magazines
>spend countless hours watching the trailers in various demo discs
>finally a demo disc with the mgs demo comes out
>probably "beat" it a million times
>save up my crappy allowance to buy mgs on release day
>beat it one weekend with no help (otacon ending the first time)
>tell all my friends at school about it
>one kid asks to borrow it
>i bring it to school on friday and tell him to bring it back monday
>monday comes and he tells me he still hasn't beaten it, but he'll bring it tuesday
>tuesday comes and he tells me he is almost done, so he'll definitely bring it wednesday
>wednesday comes and he tells me he didn't get to play it on tuesday, so he'll bring it thursday.
>he doesn't show up on thursday or friday
>tell my parents and they yell at me for letting people borrow my games
>the following monday he brings it to me
>open the case and the manual is missing, but both discs are there and in great condition
>he tells me he'll bring it tuesday
>tuesday comes and he hands me the manual
>cover is torn off and some pages are missing
>cheeto thumbprints on some pages
>i lunge at him and start choking him
>teacher pulls me off and the principal calls my parents
>have to apologize to retarded kid and shake his hand
>get yelled at home and my game is taken away for three months
fuck you, jeremy.

>> No.4117638

>Oh, I only brought you over to watch me play this game
NuMale faggots of today actually donate to do this.

>> No.4118104

>>4116876
If you did I hope you enjoyed it cause doing it got me grounded.

>> No.4118223

>>4117638
>asshole neighbors make a living off of this
Fuck you're right.

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>>4117456
>Parents teach you to be nice and trust people
>Trust a classmate
>They destroy your shit
>Get blamed by parents

Uhg. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH. My parents were the same. Grown children with jobs.

>get computer for Christmas
>"anon this computer is not for games"
>shareware copies of games floating around school
>kids trading them around school
>that heart pounding excitement as a slow ass windows 95 loading bar slides across while you are copying that floppy and could get caught at any moment
>play them over and over
>type random numbers in the activation field in a vain attempt to randomly get lucky and unlock the full game
>get a magnifying lens and try and "see" the part of the disk that has the code

>> No.4118340

>>4111934
I had a kid like that in the neighborhood, who always had to make up rules so he'd feel more important or better than the rest. Considering we're from the balkans and grew up in the 90s, kids who had any video games were gods, and he was lucky enough to had a granny or aunt in western europe that bought him a PS1 with a bunch of games. The little shithead would also have this rule that if he finished a video game once, it was forever and ever ignored and never played again, even suggestions of playing it would upset him. He would also bite his toenails with zero shame in front of other kids.

I hope you're not as retarded as you used to be Bojan, I only hanged out with you because I was a submissive little bitch and you had cool toys.

>> No.4118341

>>4112776
>Find a SNES game burried one day
>Fuck yeah free video games, my parent's only buy me like 2 per year
>It's Adamantium Rage
>bury it back
fuck

>> No.4118903

>>4118341
>>4112776
Kek

>> No.4120341

>>4116513
Nice fake story :)

>> No.4120363

>>4116513
>doesn't even have mewtwo unlocked
?

>> No.4120518

>2000/1ish?
>be at bowling ally on saturday morning because its my moms part time job
>hanging out with a friend at the time I went to school with
>be playing pokemon on gameboy
>me and my friend have a pokemon battle
>kick his ass every time, he gets mad and slams his gameboy on the table and cries

>same time frame
>same place, same friend, but with pokemon cards this time
>he shows off his pokemon decks, they are store decks (the ones you buy at stores)
>asks why he doesn't build his own
>he says his mom won't let him and that he has to keep the store decks together as is
>kick his ass every time at the card game

>same year? fuck i dunno
>have one of those memory back up devices for the gameboy that copies your save games
>would make copies of other kids pokemon red and blue to get the pokemon i didnt have
>they get mad because i "stolen" their pokemons
>if a kid pissed me off, i would load up a new game file to over write theirs on their game

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4120542

>>4113898
>have girl friend as a child
>girl friend is privy to a secret world you desperately wish to be a part of but you're stopped right at the threshold

IKTF

>> No.4120574

>2006 or 2007
>was 18, friend was 16
>small nebraska town called odell
>a few kids were into runescape
>my friend was into runescape
>old neighbor friend's brother was into runescape, was like 6 or 7 years younger then us
>this kid was obsessed about it, talked non stop about it, played it all the time, thought runescape powered computers
>at my friends house chillin, the fuckin neighbor kid came over, friend was like yea sure, little fuck goes into the computer room and starts playing runescape
>we wanted to leave, but he would not leave, so we kicked him out
>this kid kept doing this, so friend's mom was mad because this neighbor kid would come over when no one was home and get on the computer to play runescape

My friend's mom was friends with the neighbor kid's mom. This kid had a computer he could use at home, but he would be on it all day during the summer to play fuckin runescape and his mom got mad and would kick him off and told him to go outside to play or some shit. Odell was a quite, safe small town that leaving your doors unlocked was no problem.

One day the neighbor kid came over when some of us were hanging out at my friend house. He does the same thing, just walks in and goes to the computer room to play runescape. We got pissed. So we got a can of axe and my lighter and started blowing flames every where in the computer room. Kid freaks out, starts to cry and runs home.

>> No.4120584

>>4111934
>The graphics just suck, man. I mean come on, you can see the pixels

>> No.4121284

>be like 14-15ish
>friend comes over
>we pick out a game
>throw that shit in for some good times
>everytime
>EVERY FUCKING TIME
>he would start sucking my dick
Goddamnit, Derek, you fucking moron.

>> No.4121304

>>4113568
Lend kid my Daft Punk Discovery album, I keep reminding him to bring it back. 3 days pass, I'm like dude it doesn't take 3 days to burn a disc. He moves two days after I say that to him.

Never lent anything to classmates ever again fuck that shit!

In high school have a Japanese copy of Final Fantasy Advent Children before it came out in the US. Classmate asks to borrow it to burn. Nope sorry.

>> No.4121351

>My stupid ass cousin keeps inviting me over to his house
>wanna play vidjya?
>ok cool
>a game I don't have so first time playing it
>his game so he's a pro at it
>every time I'm not doing something right he takes the controller
>here's how you do it anon
>this happens every 90 seconds
>god damnit stop just let me play and figure it out geez
>this game sucks anyway wanna play something else cuz?
>play diddy kong racing and smash
>keep winning
>I don't even have an N64, I've got PS1
>he's getting really pissed
>he throws his controller and breaks his analog stick
>starts crying
>his mom comes in
>what's going on in here?!
>we were playing vidjya and he was loosing so he got mad
>his mom pulls me aside
>just let little bitch win ok?
>fine.
>am bored, playing at 40% true power
>he nearly wins

Every time. Fuck you Nate!

>> No.4121574

>>4120542
>dude with full page single spaced list of mental issues shiposts on 4chan
>get's told to fuck off

>> No.4121610

My cousins were offered by their parents either an SNES slim or a N64, they picked the snes for whatever reason. I called them retarded but in the end it might have been the better choice since everyone had snes carts to trade.

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>>4121351
Awwww shit man I knew that kid.
>being baby sat at moms friends house
>mom has shit taste in friends
>3 terrible children 2 older girls and a younger brother that is clearly fucked up from living with 3 cunts
>total spaz
>makes up ridiculous bets on the spot
>"if I win you gotta do my chores before you leave!"
>lies, cheats and physically hits you if you are winning
>then cries like a baby when I have to go home and didnt do his homework for him

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>>4122350
>When I have to go home and didn't do his homework for him

Jesus fucking christ my sympathies dude

>> No.4122452

My firends did nothing :
>I used to bring my gameboy pocket at school and we played pokemon yellow together with my friend, discussing what to do when fighting where to go...
>One day we we're fighting snorlax after getting our ass handed many times, and he was low hp and we we're about to capture him
>Fucking retard kid passed running by us and pulled the cartridge out
>Punch him
>Get expelled for a week, as I hit his ey and did some bad damage
>Parents take away my gameboy
I just found it this morning, going to play through the game this weekend.

>> No.4122493

>>4122452
>just found it this morning, going to play through the game this weekend
I had both blue and yellow growing up and beat both all pokemon etc. Tried getting back into the series a couple years back thinking it might be fun for old times sakes. I was bored to tears. Couldn't keep playing passed Mt. Moon. I hope you have better luck.

>> No.4122535

>>4116774
you do realize that in america the vast, vast majority of electricity is generated by burning fossil fuels, which we can and will run out of?

>> No.4122556

>Grew up in a small town with a pop of less then 100
>Had a Sega Genesis, Game Gear, Super Nintendo, N64, Game Boy, Game Boy Pocket, Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advance, and PlayStation.
>All the kids in this shit hole wanted to be my friend.
>LOL fuck no
>Was talking to some kids about video games, talking about what we own
>A kid that looks like Chris Griffin had an Atari
>Named my shit off
>Nigger girl goes in to shock, jumps on her bike and peddles as fast she can to my house because she wanted to play them
>didnt ask or say anything
>few mins past, she comes back
>lol what did you think was going to happen

She thought she could just go to my house, knock on my door, and my mom were just let her in and let her play video games

>> No.4122569

>>4122535
That's not how resources work anon
The cost of the resource will go up until solar and nuclear become cheaper

Imagine you are in a warehouse full of peanuts in shells
Every time you eat one you add a shell to the pile that is difficult to distinguish from an edible peanut. This raises the cost of finding the next peanut. Eventually you will have to go through hundreds of empty shells to get one peanut. This is what resource mining is like. There is still plenty of the resource around, it's just not worth it to dig up

And even then it's like two hundred years of coal alone in the us

>> No.4122629

>>4117443
Playing tribes at LAN party
I play online so I know what I am doing
Hey i will show you guys the ropes and then we'll go on a pub server or play rabbit or something
>one friend kept saying 'yeah sure' then would try and kill me while showing him how to ski or where the inventory stttions are on a map
He doesn't know the game so he can't kill me even if he gets the first shot

He keeps trying to do it
Like 20-0 we take so much time on that we never get to rabbit or pub games and he eventually doesn't like the game because he's getting btfo

Wtf jimi. I'm not going to let you kill me even if I'm just trying to show you around

>> No.4123267

>>4122535
>50.1% Majority
>60% Super Majority
>65% vast, vast majority omg were all going to die
kek