/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.4104751]

ITT we rate our favorite /vr/ fake games.

Pic related is a solid 4/5; has aged well, but modern "gamers" could find getting trapped in deep didgeri-doo and having to start over a little triggering.

[Anonymous No.4104756]

>>4104751
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.4104901]

I really enjoyed the original Bonestorm and its sequel Bonestorm II, however I feel that Bonestorm 3 added in too many ridiculous characters proving once again that the developers did not truly understand what they originally created.

[Anonymous No.4104929]

inb4 Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge

[Anonymous No.4104934]

>>4104901

[Anonymous No.4105163]

Goemon X

10/10.
Excellent spinoff of an already great series, a shame Konami fucked up with New Generation Goemon.

[Anonymous No.4105181]

Boiga Bruddas was very ahead of its time. Let's not talk about the godawful remake though

[Anonymous No.4105182]

>>4105181
JANUARY 4, 2010
boiga bruddas
this lesser duo of gaming history is often forgotten, mostly because everything in the game and instruction manual was written in an incredibly dense eye-dialect approximation of a new york accent. so impenetrable was this writing style that the rules of the game were impossible to understand.

“boiga bruddas” premiered on the now-defunct shibata nsx system, the only 24-bit console, released in 1990. the only other games released on this system were “vapor trail knight” (a side-scroller) and “the legend of linkza” (a dungeon crawler). originally “linkza” was to be a port of nintendo’s “legend of zelda” but when licensing could not be secured, both the title and sprites were changed, which is why “linkza” appears to be an enormous black man.

cartridges of “boiga bruddas” are difficult to come by due to a design flaw where the shibata nsx would overheat to the point of fusing the contacts together. these fused systems came to be known as “boiga consoles” as only the one game could now be played. those who have played it say it to be similar to “burger time,” except for an extended torture sequence. most of the in-game text reads “replace this replace this replace this.”

the shibata nsx was the only game system to have two power cords. the console would scorch low-pile carpet even when unplugged.

shibata famously attempted to bury tens of thousands of unsold copies of “boiga bruddas” in the deserts of nevada only to find not even the shifting sands would accept this affront, preferring to vomit up the buried cartridges on roadsides, where vapors from the melting plastic killed plant and animal life fifty feet in any direction. in parts of nevada these dead areas were known as “boiga holes.”

[Anonymous No.4105225]

unparalleled VR immersion, arcade-perfect home port, nice light headset.
Shame it's only 7 levels long, most of the game design's pretty crummy, and the whole 'game over=losing you soul' mechanic.

[Anonymous No.4105228]

This game really got my neutrons firing

[Anonymous No.4105259]

5/10 Good simulation but the graphics don't hold up.

[Anonymous No.4105284]

Super Kicky Fighter is fun at first but it's literally unbeatable if you don't use the Konami code.

[Anonymous No.4105295]

I played this game the other day, and I didn't make it very far before a skeleton came out and tried to suck my dick. The game crashed after that, I'd probably give it 7/10

[Anonymous No.4105301]

>>4105295
Sorry. The skeleton followed me home and pressed post before I could add the pic.

[Anonymous No.4105420]

pic related was 0/10 bullshit. How were you supposed to know what to use to melt the wizard?

[Anonymous No.4105424]

>>4105301
Finally a post that isn't casualized casual garbage for casuals

[Anonymous No.4105693]

>>4105228
tell me more

[Anonymous No.4105715]

>>4105420
I wanted to play this so bad as a kid.

[Anonymous No.4105781]

This game rocked so hard, but it cost an arm and a leg so I could never afford it.
The father of a kid in my class had it, but he said only adults were allowed to play it.
Also didn't help that you needed a tiny room just to store it.

Some day one will pop up on ebay, some day..

[Anonymous No.4106726]

Valkyrie Wylde ushered me into manhood.

[Anonymous No.4106735]

Encom's Space Paranoids Arcade
They never were able to get a decent console port. I blame Kevin Flynn the creator for losing interest in the franchise after he became CEO.

Graphics were mind-blowing back then!

[Anonymous No.4107341]

smt2.gif

[Anonymous No.4107347]

Space Munks is the best shoot n' dodge ever, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.4108663]

Wrestle Jam '88

[Anonymous No.4108667]

>>4108663
I mean, for real.

[Anonymous No.4108742]

I'm surprised no one mentioned Arino no Chosenjo aka Detective arino. It was included in game center cx 2 and it's one of the best mini-games on that collection
It's easily a 8.5/10

[Anonymous No.4108886]

memories

[Anonymous No.4109626]

Spookiest shit I've ever played,

[Anonymous No.4110308]

I guess it's a stretch since some fans eventually made it but still...