/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.4005615]

>'I wasn't waiting to kill people. I was waiting for someone to kill me.'

>'I never believed in the boss' desire for world conquest. I just wanted to kill as many poeple as I could!'

If you were a boss in MGS1 what would your story/closing words be?

[Anonymous No.4005632]

>fug :DDD

[Anonymous No.4005642]

>>4005615
isn't the second quote from mantis?
anyway my closing words would be "AH SHITSHITSHIT FUCK FUCK, IT HURTS AAAHHHHH"

[Anonymous No.4005643]

>>4005642
Yeah it was, forgot to mention it.

[Anonymous No.4005650]

"Fuck"

[Anonymous No.4005664]

"whoops"

[Anonymous No.4005683]

"please dont kill me i am not strong i dont know how i got here or what i am doing"

[Anonymous No.4005709]

>>4005615

Then I'll say something different in New Game + .

[Anonymous No.4005724]

Respawning in 5... 4... 3...

[Anonymous No.4006116]

>>4005615
I'd do an annoying line meant to trick people.

>Press RESET on your console now
>Press RESET on your console now
>Press RESET on your console now
>Press RESET on your console now
>Press RESET on your console now

And then the game continues normally.

[Anonymous No.4006129]

>>4005615
>If you were a boss in MGS1 what would your story/closing words be?

"I know now why you cry, but that is something I can never do."

[Anonymous No.4006130]

>>4005615
I think Fatman had the right idea. "Laugh, and grow fat."

[Anonymous No.4006808]

>>4005615
>'I wasn't waiting to kill people. I was waiting for someone to kill me.'

So then why the f*ck did she kill them?

[Anonymous No.4006813]

Well, you know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the BEE-HOLDER
MUAHAHAAHAH
>explodes

[Anonymous No.4006837]

>>4005615

>Damn, I was only two days from retirement...

[Anonymous No.4006838]

>>4006808

>f*ck

It's OK anon. You can swear here. You cunt

[Anonymous No.4006851]

>>4006808
>k*rds
>having logic

[Anonymous No.4006862]

Snake... I did it...

I did it all...

I did it all for THE NOOKIE
(C'MON)
THE NOOKIE
(C'MON)
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE

AND STICK IT UP YOUR
(YEAH)
STICK IT UP YOUR
(YEAH)
STICK IT UP YOUR
(YEAH)

[Anonymous No.4006971]

>>4005615
"Isn't it remarkable, Snake? This world is full of so many possibilities. Each living thing has an entirely different experience, the sights they see, the sounds they hear, the lives they live are so complicated, and so simple. I can't wait for you to join them.

Snake, you and I can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And every time you love being yourself that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to become something extraordinary: you're going to be a human being.

Take care of them, Snake."

[Anonymous No.4006986]

I FEEL ASLEEP

[Anonymous No.4007204]

"you're pretty good"

[Anonymous No.4007219]

It's like one of my Japanese animes...

[Anonymous No.4007268]

"Well, the lights are out and the party's over. Time to stop running and say goodbye, for a little while. And I know you're gonna miss me, so I'll leave you with this... You know that big ol' ball of radiation called the sun? Well, it'll burst you into flames if you stay in one place for far too long, Snake... that is, if the shadows don't get you first. Just remember... you may be gone, but out here in the wastelands, your shadow lives on without you. C'est la vie."

[Anonymous No.4007528]

>>4005615
>i knew better than to feel asleep
>kill yourself with an old sock
>kojima is a westaboo...
>and... a hack...
>ugghh...
>...

[Anonymous No.4007556]

>>4005615
Finally...I am going to sleep *cough* ...without fapping.

[Anonymous No.4007650]

Finally, some sleep

[Anonymous No.4007657]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.4007716]

It was just a prank bro!

[Anonymous No.4007816]

>>4006838
It's called having some restraint look it up you b*tt licker.

[Anonymous No.4008628]

Please ... delete ... my internet history.

[Anonymous No.4008632]

>>4008628
same. expect I would just smash my computer with a hammer and throw it into a volcano.

[Anonymous No.4008641]

"We're not so different, you and I"

[Anonymous No.4008653]

I'd be some kind of skeleton-themed comic relief boss. My final words would be:
>I guess I'm boned!

[Powered by autism No.4009904]

>'Anyway... the world is a false gem... that passes from one hand... to another... to another.'

>'You only 'rescue' because it feels good. There really isn’t good guys or a bad guys in this story. It’s more like just…a bunch of guys.'

>'God...what a cruel party '

>'No, we are not of this universe.'

>'Anon, I...'

>'There again, listen, the murmur from the forest. Lie and listen Snake... Quails are calling. -scene in urban environment-.'

>' I know what awaits for me now. I dream of it as a spider web, with a tarantula in the middle. A tomb world. Pretty soon you will see it also.'

>'What I could never understand until now was that 'wicked people' like me... needed love as much as the good people.'

>'There are far worse fates than this. There's a kind of sweetness...'

>'Out of this womb of misery. This soul has been burned...'

>'Are you humming?' 'No.' 'Someone is humming...'.

>'The borders of East Germany will rise again'

>'No pain, no gain, am I right?'

>'It's not beautiful anymore.'

[Anonymous No.4010132]

I don't know what but I know it'd be five hours long, and then I cough up the ghost of hideo

[Anonymous No.4010139]

>>4005615
"I fucked your mom and killed your dog"

[Anonymous No.4011790]

I wouldn't be able to talk because my name would be mouth man and snake had to shoot me in the mouth to defeat me

So basically "urggrgffglugglgglgbbggll" -dead-

[Anonymous No.4011797]

>>4005615
I'd be "the Edge" and I would have a katata made of crystalized blood of a thousand warriors that steals the souls of everyone it kills. I'd teleport around the stage and after the protagonist beats me, it ends up just being a hologram. My closing words would be, "Pssh, nothing personal, kid"

[Anonymous No.4011801]

>>4011797
Does this count as shitpost? Whatever, I'm going to report it anyways

[Anonymous No.4011985]

"Escape from LA sucks balls."

[Anonymous No.4011992]

*obscure Japanese mythology reference*

[Anonymous No.4012529]

>You're a clone Snake. Big Boss is still alive, the patriots have him. You must save him, FIND EVA, FIND YOUR MOM.

[Anonymous No.4012549]

>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

[Anonymous No.4012575]

>>4012549
great movie, great scene
especially when you find out about his wife

[Anonymous No.4013561]

>>4012549
>>4012575
where the fuck is this from, Tumblr the move?

[Anonymous No.4014054]

"I thought you were dead, snake."

[Anonymous No.4014067]

>>4013561
I'm not spoonfeeding you, pleb
google it yourself

[Anonymous No.4014069]

>>4013561
>where the fuck is this from, Tumblr the move?

fucking millennials, wow

[Anonymous No.4015549]

GET YOU THE HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN TO DIE

[Anonymous No.4015664]

"Game Over. Continue...? Yes...No."

[Anonymous No.4015681]

"How could this be?Unless...you...you're that guy...every time he sees a MGS1 picture as the OP...he goes 'Overrated Games General?' Only a supersoldier of autism could pull off such a feat.."

[Anonymous No.4015780]

>It's funny, heroes always win because history paints them as such, I hoped the boss could lead us to such...

[Anonymous No.4015809]

>You're good, boy. But, what's it all worth? My advice... You're better off like me.

>Here I come, Lord... To fuck shit up!

>Soup's on, baby.

[Anonymous No.4015818]

Once, I... I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering among the flowers. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware I was myself.

Soon I awoke, and there I was... myself again. I don't know if I am a man dreaming that he was a butterfly, or if I'm a butterfly now... dreaming he's a man.

Snake.

That key card you have... it's made of a special alloy that changes shapes based on what temperature it is. To do so you must take them to rooms that are both hot and cold and input them into the computer to override the detonation sequence. If you are to stop Liquid from launching the nukes, you must... hurry.

I can feel myself slipping into a deep sleep... Or perhaps I am waking up? The gentle breeze... the lush grass... I... am home...

[Anonymous No.4015886]

We're glad you could play Metal Gear Solid. As usual, you've been a real pantload.

[Anonymous No.4015918]

>>4005615
"Heh, the Delegates... keep em kid, I never could get the damned things to work for me anyways"

[Anonymous No.4016129]

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

[Anonymous No.4016148]

>>4006129
B^| -----> :^| -----> ;_;7

[Anonymous No.4016151]

>>4008632
>Physically destroying the computer
>Not taking the time to delete incriminating online personality
>Internet history can easily be pulled up with minimal effort from third-party sources
>Thinking his reputation will be safe

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.4016696]

>>4015818
>I can feel myself slipping into a deep sleep... Or perhaps I am waking up?

Jesus dude

[Anonymous No.4017008]

You guys might want to put this on in the background while you read these it helps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UspBs3DGQ

[Anonymous No.4017029]

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

[Anonymous No.4017038]

>>4017029
wat

[Anonymous No.4017197]

>>4005615

>MGS1
>"We are all brothers, just from different battlefields"

>MG
>"I AM DED"

[Anonymous No.4017251]

>>4017029
I hate this meme

[Anonymous No.4017257]

THATS NOT A DOG! ITS A WOLF!

[Anonymous No.4018337]

>>4011797
The Edge you say...

[Anonymous No.4020557]

>>4016129
yes

[Anonymous No.4021282]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.4021409]

>>4005615
"are you an otaku too? "

[Anonymous No.4021759]

"I can't believe... all this time... that asshole was arming me with blanks..."

Fucking Ocelot

[Anonymous No.4021805]

"I want you to have... sex with me."

"Sex with you? What the hell?!"

"Yes. All I wanted... was to get double teamed by you... and the boss. *cough* Sadly, the boss isn't here right now *hack* and you two would... probably try to kill each other... but one out of two ain't bad... Fuck me, Snake... and I can die happy..."

The player would then have the choice to fuck me or not, leading to a sex minigame. Choosing to fuck me would change the ending, with Meryl spurning Snake's advances and Otacon congratulating me on getting laid.

[Anonymous No.4021808]

>They were responsible for all the wars in the world...the Jews...

[Anonymous No.4021814]

>>4021805
You gay, son.

[Anonymous No.4021868]

>As I lay here dying, I speak the saddest words of tongue and pen.
>/pol/ was right again.

[Anonymous No.4021890]

>>4021814
>implying I'm not a grill

[Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco No.4021892]

"My name is Princess Sevenleaf... remember me!"

[Anonymous No.4021956]

>>4021892
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Anonymous No.4022057]

>>4021892
>tripfag
>first and last words are "my" and "me"

When you die I'm going to give you a haircut and write your birth name on the tomb stone.

[Anonymous No.4022076]

"ZEPPELIN RULES"

[Anonymous No.4022178]

"It's okay. My life was a pointless mistake anyway. I should have never existed in the first place. Thank you, Snake, for erasing that mistake. No hard feelings, bro..."

*gasp*

[Anonymous No.4022258]

I would act like I was mortally wounded and give a long speech about how I was a war orphan and had to become a child soldier to survive, how killing was the only thing I ever knew how to do, etc etc. Then I would ask Snake, who was probably kneeling beside me, to come closer. And then I would say "I need... I NEED... a tailor."

"BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!"

*explodes*

[Anonymous No.4022261]

>>4022258
Alternatively, I would tell "SYKE!" and stab Snake with a carefully hidden knife and run away cackling.

[Anonymous No.4025414]

Look at us, look at what they make you give.

[Anonymous No.4025417]

>>4005615
>Fuck you, Snake.

[Anonymous No.4025442]

How can snakes even be solid?

[Anonymous No.4026153]

>>4005615
>JUST

[Anonymous No.4026335]

>>4005615
"snake. is that you? *coughs* cant. get up.

i remember.

i remember when i was young. my father. he made shoes you know? i hated work. me and the boys in my village. we would run off. play games in out in the fields. we-- we pretended that we were soldiers. fighting some big war. some big war with no name or end till the sun went down.

didnt take long till i knew it was more than a game. not for me. just a plane ticket and a fake i.d. i made my way up the ranks so fast. always wanted to be the best.

shoulda known.

snake. snake, tell me. do you ever wonder? what if this is just another big game? played by bigger boys? Still running away forever from the work of the world. heh.

doesn't...really..matter now i guess. we all grow up someday. getting dark out. time to go home. sorry. Snake.

[Anonymous No.4026345]

>O'Doyle rules...

[Anonymous No.4026348]

ay lmao

[Anonymous No.4026354]

>>4005615
last dozen or so posts have been shit so

>If you were a boss in MGS1 what would your story/closing words be?

PRAISE KEK *dies*

[Anonymous No.4026376]

>what would your story/closing words be?

I've seen a fair amount of better quality shitty meme threads get told to fuck off to /v/ by sensitive losers who start having meltdowns and screeching that /vr/ is officially dead within the first few posts as expected, but this? Inexcusable. What are you niggers doing? Almost 100 posts and nothing but cringeworthy deviantart-tier 13 year olds attempting to use their brain power for the first time ever in the form of low effort pseudo-deep walls of text with horrific grammar issues and word choice that would make a retard wince.
I've seen tripfags who look almost look like the modern Nietzsche when compared to the optical cancer I'm witnessing. If there's ever been a time to scream and pout to mommy that muh epic "chill" board is dead, it's now.
Kill yourselves as soon as you get the chance.

[Anonymous No.4027259]

>>4026335
That was quite kewl