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/ecg/ - eceleb general Anonymous Mon May 8 14:28:23 2017 No.3979032 [Reply] [Original]

Bill Nye meets a young Doug Walker edition

>>	Totally not Mike Mon May 8 14:30:03 2017 No.3979036 Don't forget to vote for the next game I'll play http://www.strawpoll.me/12912714/ http://www.strawpoll.me/12912714/ http://www.strawpoll.me/12912714/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:36:35 2017 No.3979048 Can someone do me a quick rundown on what the hell happened with JonTron? Also, any news on Danny the Master System Rabbit?

Anonymous Mon May 8 14:38:42 2017 No.3979052
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Anybody here watch Console Wars? Tbh senpai I think they're corny as fuck and honestly just kind of bad and unfunny, but I find myself coming back to them every now and then. Something charming there

I like how they go over the games point by point and bring up little details I would have cared about as a retarded little kid

though maybe it's just that I want to fuck the Sega guy's mouth

>>3979032
I wanna see the next edition to start with a non cinemass/patcunt image

Just to see if it'll be more or less fucking cancerous

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:38:48 2017 No.3979053 Why isn't this shit on /vg/?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:39:37 2017 No.3979056 >>3979053 This. Also why isn't there a Youtube/e-celeb board on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:40:06 2017 No.3979058 >>3979053 Most of the good e-celebs discuss retro games.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:41:11 2017 No.3979061 File: 667 KB, 753x546, 1494132957415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979052

Anonymous Mon May 8 14:51:24 2017 No.3979076

>>3979048
He let his frankly hastily assembled /pol/ philosophy spill over. Online media was/is being made into a boogeyman, so a bunch of publications milked his shit for "think of the children" clicks, solidifying his status as an untouchable. Everybody leaves him to avoid bad press(yookalay folks more publically than others) and this coupled with youtube ad money running out has left him broke with no show, jerking off on twitter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:58:57 2017 No.3979087 >>3979053 Also why aren't Doom general on /vg/, Arino on /tv/ and CRT general on /g/?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:02:02 2017 No.3979090 >>3979087 Isn't Arino more a /jp/ thing?

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:04:58 2017 No.3979095
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STOP TALKING ABOUT STADIUM EVENTS HOLY FUCK ITS ALL YOU FAGS TALK ABOUT STADIUM EVENTS STADIUM EVENT STADIUM EVENTS ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN STADIUM EVENTS ALREADY JESUS CHRIST STADIUM EVENTS THIS STADIUM EVENTS THAT ALL DAY WITH THE STADIUM EVENTS GIVE THE DAMN STADIUM EVENTS A BREAK ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:08:14 2017 No.3979107 >>3979032 You guys need a life, by far the worst place to discuss retro games on the Internet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:10:17 2017 No.3979110 >>3979095 > people watch this loser and his friend that got cancer Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:12:42 2017 No.3979112 >>3979107 What's your favorite retro game?

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:15:18 2017 No.3979114

>>3979048
JonTron got in a lotof trouble fro posting political crap on social media. He hasn't done a video is 5 months now because he's probably afraid to show his face. It just goes to show, entertainers should know to keep their political opinions to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:16:21 2017 No.3979115 B R O W N B R I C K S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqStuog8Znc

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:18:36 2017 No.3979120 File: 99 KB, 750x552, pat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979110 his charismatic wit, funny writing, and top notch character acting of course! people just came for the AVGN crossover and stayed for frank

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:24:39 2017 No.3979132 File: 25 KB, 480x360, IMG_3915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And I thought Bob Mackey killed Retronauts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:29:47 2017 No.3979145 >>3979056 Because chink moot would rather make more shitposting boards like /bant/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:56:37 2017 No.3979196 >>3979132 Who is this cute chubby?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:59:47 2017 No.3979202 >>3979196 Some dude in a wig.

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:30:44 2017 No.3979250
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>>3979132
One of their most recent podcasts was more about discussing masculinity in the 80s (with some lgbt-context thrown in) than the actual fucking games.

And I'm not kidding.

>Parish: The title of this episode, I realize, probably seems a bit opaque. (I debated between “BRO-totypes” and “Intoxicating Masculinity.”) But the point really is quite straightforward: A discussion of the trend of musclebound, macho characters in video games throughout the ’80s, and the influence those early era game aesthetics and sensibilities continue to exert on the medium today. This episode is less about the games themselves and more about the cultural and historical trends that shaped them — and our own conclusions seems to be in accordance with the comments submitted in our mailbag section. So if nothing else, at least we’re all on the same page here.

I listen to that podcast for games, not forty-year-old videogame journos discussing the societal implication of Rambo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:34:37 2017 No.3979260 File: 195 KB, 1280x720, 1494274452107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] starts breathing heavily HEY JAMES CAN YOU MOVE OVER

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:52:00 2017 No.3979292

>>3979250
Nothing's wrong with analyzing the social and cultural context surrounding art. It's pretty common to do, even with games. You'll see it in any thread that discusses the evolution of certain genre, or highly influential games, or the big "firsts" in gaming, or any other discussion about the stuff that influences the art. This is part of discussing any art form, including games.
If you disagree with their analysis or get triggered by discussions of social issues, maybe just skip this episode.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:52:13 2017 No.3979294 >>3979132 nothing wrong with mackey

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:07:39 2017 No.3979326 >>3979032 Howard C Neal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYp_Zfx7C7g&index=4&list=PLDDE316AE98509686

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:14:08 2017 No.3979337 >>3979032 Speaking of Bill Nye, when did he swallow the bluepill? He's saying genders don't exist on his new show and it weirds me out a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:21:21 2017 No.3979353 >>3979294 Bob pls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:22:09 2017 No.3979357 Have you guys noticed that nearly every comment on the newest video has a thumbs up? I bet Mike screens and glorifies anything with positive feedback. Pinning tweets is a huge clue to the fakery.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:23:27 2017 No.3979358 File: 37 KB, 798x703, kimble.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979132 He looks like a mess now, was better looking before taking hormones

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:23:42 2017 No.3979359 File: 71 KB, 612x816, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979357 Just standard youtube procedure. Why is he so perfect?

Anonymous Mon May 8 17:27:35 2017 No.3979367

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5KQR_piPiw

dragging fucking Ryan into James & Mike mondays? jesus christ
my opinion on him is pretty neutral but this is just fucking stupid and unnecessary
Ryan gets enough screen time as is and he's not a fan favorite

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:28:15 2017 No.3979369 >>3979032 So JonTron is a fat Nazi and James is a retard? Bad year for retro gaming ecelebs so far

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:30:02 2017 No.3979375 File: 204 KB, 1528x806, kimble justice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979292 t. social justice cuckold

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:30:30 2017 No.3979378 >>3979367 I fucking hate it. He's on almost every fucking video now.

Anonymous Mon May 8 17:34:05 2017 No.3979385

>>3979367
My favorite moment in that video was when Ryan (who was the only one who had played the game before) was low on health and he had more enemies and a boss ahead. So he starts bantering with Mike, asking him what should he do in this situation. And Mike got all cocky, like "oh, he's asking me for advice on vidya, even if it's jokingly, he obviously respects me as a gamer", so Mike went on with the banter and in a very cool manner, said "Don't get hit", then Ryan kept bantering and he lost some more health and Mike got even more banter-y and started repeating "don't get hit", meanwhile, Ryan put on his awesome trollface mask and grabbed a Full HP replenisher right before the boss fight. You can almost hear Mike stuttering to keep the banter going.
Then he was low on health at the boss again, and Mike brought back the same banter to see if he could, in the end, win. Fucking Mike is a psycho.
Ryan played along with the bantz and it matched a boss transformation (pretty cool desu), Mike was thinking "He won't survive this", but Ryan, having played the game before, did a marvelous performance and quickly defeated the boss in several consecutive hits.

My applause to Ryan, and lol @ mike.
Sorry for the 'tism.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:36:41 2017 No.3979387 >>3979369 Right Wing JonTron was the best thing to happen though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:37:14 2017 No.3979389 >>3979385 Big Hoss Ryan is in the perfect spot to get laffs out of Mike's fuck ups and failed jokes, I hope he keeps it up. Mike never sees them coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:41:38 2017 No.3979396 File: 118 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979369 There is still Metal Jesus, finder of hidden gems

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:52:40 2017 No.3979412 >>3979385 >>3979389 This might cost Ryan his Cinemassacre appearances and livestreams.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:54:34 2017 No.3979417 File: 48 KB, 680x440, birdman-breakfast-club_raj02f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979396 >dead space >muramasa >hidden gems

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:56:19 2017 No.3979421 >>3979417 that's the whole point how new r u?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:57:28 2017 No.3979425 File: 39 KB, 572x405, 1493699561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979387 This. >>3979369 Fuck off, libtard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:59:11 2017 No.3979427 >>3979421 I never bothered to watch any of his videos because he is one of the ugliest motherfuckers I've ever seen. Slug lookin ass nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:01:58 2017 No.3979432 >>3979417 The Dead Space game got little to no publicity back in the day and most people were like "oh it's on wii must be trash". It's only in recent years that people have revalued "light gun" rail shooters like that and Ghost Squad on the wii

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:05:58 2017 No.3979445 >>3979432 >The Dead Space game got little to no publicity back in the day Really? I somehow got it with my ps3 copy. Figured everybody else did too.

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:06:25 2017 No.3979448

>>3979358

What a fucking disaster, I used to enjoy his old videos on the UK computer scene too. I feel bad nobody in his life had the guts to tell him he was making a horrible decision.

>>3979250

This actually sounds a lot more interesting than most Retronauts episodes, Bob being a stubborn shit that won't put up with his guests having differing opinions and creating progressively more of a paywall to the point soundcloud was a fucking year behind was why I lost interest a long while ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:07:06 2017 No.3979450 >>3979260 This just rustled my Jaimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:08:54 2017 No.3979456 >>3979427 Well you didn't miss anything, he's one of the worst going. Collects hordes of games, plays none.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:20:56 2017 No.3979489 >>3979385 this is a shitty anecdote for a shitty youtuber. why did you write this post?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:26:09 2017 No.3979504 >>3979369 >being anything aside from a radical left-wing libcuck automatically makes you a Nazi Did you even listen to what he said or did you just parrot what Tumblr told you to say?

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:36:17 2017 No.3979530 [DELETED]

>>3979504

I'd guarantee it's the latter. Hell he said what he said IN a group debate, just reading this thread there are people that think it stemmed from Jon 'on social media', like he just started rampantly shitposting on twitter or something. It was stupid to even take part but that's all he did, everything else is clickbait bullshit.

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:46:07 2017 No.3979553 [DELETED]

>>3979530
>like he just started rampantly shitposting on twitter or something.
>It was stupid to even take part
>but that's all he did
>that's
>all
>he
>did

Do you need somebody to pull up a screencap of his Twitter reply to Steve Knight, GOP representative for the 25th district of California, or can you muster up the intellectual honesty to explain that on your own?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:46:29 2017 No.3979554 >>3979530 I watched the debate. Jon is a fat fucking idiot. I love seeing you little girls scramble to defend him. Grow some balls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:48:30 2017 No.3979561 >>3979554 What about his argument did you disagree with then?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:50:48 2017 No.3979568 File: 185 KB, 757x393, molyneux.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979554 >Jon is a fat fucking idiot. Not an argument.

Anonymous Mon May 8 19:03:13 2017 No.3979591 [DELETED]

>>3979554

He is an idiot, I never implied he wasn't. Like I said, terrible decision to even take part, but it was a debate and he debated. I never saw the big deal, most people in the gaming video business are insane anyway.

>>3979553

I'll be honest, I haven't a clue about that. I haven't dug insanely deep on the subject, I followed the story through the debate to the NeoGAF witch hunt with Yooka Laylee and Jon's apology tweet after. Feel free to post the screencap if it's a vital part of the picture I'm missing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:48:41 2017 No.3979691 File: 62 KB, 610x470, nevergofulljontron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979591 >>3979553 got it wrong; it wasn't Steve Knight (R) (CA), it was Steve King (R) (IA). Here.

Anonymous Mon May 8 19:54:16 2017 No.3979698 [DELETED]

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>>3979691

...and for the lightning round of 'Holy Shit, JonTron Literally Spent Like Five Minutes On /pol/ Before Formulating His Political Outlook'

Anonymous Mon May 8 19:56:52 2017 No.3979706 [DELETED]

>>3979691
There's nothing wrong with being against immigration and also being an immigrant. Perhaps he wanted to stay in Iran instead of being born in America? Use your brain.

>>3979698
Conquering shitholes isn't the same as letting subhumans into your country so that they may ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:22:38 2017 No.3979761 File: 261 KB, 957x932, 1-2-Switch-QT1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979367 >>3979385 I love how much of a shit Mike was at the 35:43 mark when they were discussing their lack of Doctor Who knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:26:07 2017 No.3979773 >>3979691 >implying his parents and he aren't very well integrated immigrants unlike the "refugees"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:40:25 2017 No.3979809 >>3979326 Fuck, I used to watch this guy's videos everyday before high school. Still cozy as fuck.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:49:49 2017 No.3979829
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So lately Completionist/That One Gamer has been in discussion. He's moved away from a good mix of games (retro and newer) and has been on a streak of modern sponsored content. I don't mind too much because I watch his videos regardless if I played the game, but flooding his schedule with games like For Honor and Yooka Laylee might significantly hurt his viewership. The only videos I outright didn't watch was his For Honor stuff but that might change if he continues to do modern, big budget stuff. I wish he did more small-scale indie stuff. Like if he did Hollow Knight or Axiom Verge that would be splendid.

In fact, I'd LOVE Completionist to do more indie stuff because I think he's only done Undertale.

Also I'm really happy that Bonfireside Chat is ending and WOFF is going weekly because I do not give two shits about the future of Dark Souls and think continuing a podcast on it would be worthless. i'm glad someone cares about Crimson Shroud because I played that game, though it was excellent, and I've spent the last couple years trying to get people to acknowledge its existence

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:53:54 2017 No.3979835 >>3979829 he's a worthless sack of shit just like everyone else on Normal Boots who is not ProgeriaJared Progeria guy the bess

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:54:01 2017 No.3979837 >>3979032 So I watched Rolfe's favorite movie video and he said he spent seven years in special ed. What did he mean by that ? Was I being memed ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:56:23 2017 No.3979840 Top Tier: JonTron High Tier: Continue Show Mid Tier: The Completionist Low Tier: ProJared Shit Tier: Peanutbuttergamer

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:57:19 2017 No.3979842 >>3979835 alien head shit kid fucking sucks ass and has shit opinions. he's a fucking manchild nintendo shill.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:58:51 2017 No.3979846 >>3979840 Jerd is the best, the rest just put me to sleep JonTron might as well quit since he doesn't even make videos anymore

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:00:06 2017 No.3979847

>>3979809
'Old' pre 2010 youtubers were the best. He was streaming on twitch for a little about a year ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWVFMsm4lGw
CNEAL released a rpg maker game masterpiece you should check it out.
https://twitter.com/howardcneal?lang=en

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:01:07 2017 No.3979848 >>3979840 How could you be so cruel to ProJared?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:01:32 2017 No.3979850 >>3979110 I thought he just had some shitty idiot stomach from his diet?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:03:38 2017 No.3979852 >>3979835 peanutbuttergamer is actually pretty quality

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:04:14 2017 No.3979853 >>3979852 t. pee butt gay

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:04:51 2017 No.3979854 >>3979850 he got some kind of weird pinched nerve type of condition from losing a bit too much weight in a short period of time (drug abuse related probably knowing Ian)

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:11:57 2017 No.3979869

>>3979837
James admitted he was in special ed without going into details. That's the kind of shit celebs do right before they release an autobiography. Since James loves making documentaries about himself and talking about what a legend he is, I wouldn't be surprised if a book is coming

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:13:52 2017 No.3979871 Completionist is just way too positive on things, moronically so. Honestly, did his Yooka-Laylee review even mention any flaws?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:14:57 2017 No.3979872 File: 16 KB, 233x315, Iratedvd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979869 If James Rolf has autism then what does Chris Bores have? Assburgers?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:16:29 2017 No.3979874 >>3979872 He doesn't got anything including talent

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:16:32 2017 No.3979875 >>3979871 I don't think so. Getting really tired of him fellating everything. Also fuck him for getting rid of the spoiler section.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:19:29 2017 No.3979885 >>3979872 >haven't heard of Irate Gamer in years >check him out >he's a ghost hunter I'm not sure what joke I'm supposed to make.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:19:36 2017 No.3979886 RIP Silent Rob lost count of how many times he has abandoned yt over the years. Youtube really sucks these days. Its run by sjws. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klzyOVaxLMw

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:20:18 2017 No.3979889 >>3979869 Well I'll probably buy it then. It would be interesting to learn if his lovable retard act came from him being a lovable retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:20:57 2017 No.3979890 >>3979885 He was doing 'ghost ectoplasm hunting' before he even started Irategamer

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:21:59 2017 No.3979893 File: 18 KB, 400x400, 0edff1ced9cd54d43c830670b2f36cf0_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979886 sup bitches

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:23:02 2017 No.3979895 >>3979886 I never even heard of this guy and the fact that his top google result is his Encyclopedia Dramatica page says everything I need to know

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:26:03 2017 No.3979905 >>3979852 this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:26:59 2017 No.3979906 File: 7 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979895 The drama he has with Alphaomegasin is hilarious to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwg6suburQ

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:27:46 2017 No.3979910 >>3979852 that would be a "no"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:30:46 2017 No.3979916 >>3979906 yeah fuck Silent Rob. Like he could hold a candle to AOS. He's just a deadbeat, while AOS has been on the rise since 2013

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:32:19 2017 No.3979918 >>3979052 they look like every other faggot on youtube

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:32:57 2017 No.3979919 >>3979829 My least favorite thing about Completionist is that he explains the game in any video, like a preview or a tutorial. Explaining the game is one thing but you shouldn't have to mention anything that isn't important to completionism.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:33:24 2017 No.3979924 >>3979095 His face is like a fucking car crash. I'm so disgusted and can't look away.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:34:39 2017 No.3979926 File: 16 KB, 325x458, 1455623546416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979916 are you actually a fan of that midget and his nasty pube beard? the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:34:51 2017 No.3979927 That time Happy Console Gamer WENT TOO FAR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAHBGZn_Kmg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:35:51 2017 No.3979929 >>3979927 FUCKING LEAF

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:35:52 2017 No.3979930 >>3979260 >James and Mike Monday >Ryan plays i should just unsub but i still want to watch avgn

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:35:53 2017 No.3979931 >>3979926 I don't care about his looks.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:36:44 2017 No.3979934 >>3979869 James admits he's a retard - still smarter, funnier and more likable than Myke

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:37:35 2017 No.3979935 >>3979931 its not just his looks. His vids are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:37:54 2017 No.3979936 >>3979930 Unsubbed 2 months ago. Haven't regretted it for a single second

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:39:22 2017 No.3979938 >>3979875 i wonder why he got rid of the spoiler warning. I wonder if its sponsor mandated

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:39:26 2017 No.3979939

>>3979337
>Sexologist John Money introduced the terminological distinction between biological sex and gender as a role in 1955. Before his work, it was uncommon to use the word gender to refer to anything but grammatical categories.[1][2] However, Money's meaning of the word did not become widespread until the 1970s, when feminist theory embraced the concept of a distinction between biological sex and the social construct of gender. Today the distinction is strictly followed in some contexts, especially the social sciences[4][5] and documents written by the World Health Organization (WHO).[3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Money

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:42:02 2017 No.3979942

>>3979938
He said it's because youtube analytics says that a lot of people skip the spoiler section. Which I don't understand because most of the time he doesn't even do story driven games. Are people seriously skipping the spoiler section for chester cheetah and assassins creed?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:47:38 2017 No.3979949 Why do these people collect hundreds of games they're never going to play?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:48:31 2017 No.3979951 >>3979949 it gives them power

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:56:25 2017 No.3979961 >>3979871 >>3979875 That's just his style, we have enough cynical reviewers, a positive one is a breath of fresh air.

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:57:01 2017 No.3979962

man, That one video game used to criticize games. He called the jak and Daxter game repetitive and said it had too many collectibles. It's important that he criticizes the games, he even has a rating system. I checked the ending to the Yooka Laylee review and there's not even a rating. He pretty much says its flawless. I feel dirty watching this video

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:02:16 2017 No.3979967 >>3979961 t. jirrad half the fucking time he doesnt even criticize the game.

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:08:49 2017 No.3979981
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I don't think Completionist should criticize a game just for the sake of criticism. It's because the whole point of his channel was to explore is it worth 100%ing games and part of that is evaluating how fun it is to both play the game and pursuing completionism. If you forgo criticism then you imply that it's worth 100% a game when it is likely not.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:21:30 2017 No.3980004 Idk. I just really hate how half of his yooka laylee review was him whining about other people not liking and acting like it's the perfect game.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:27:44 2017 No.3980014 File: 171 KB, 366x399, goliath grin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jirard gives Sly Cooper the Complete It rating

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:36:39 2017 No.3980035

>>3979829
>i'm glad someone cares about Crimson Shroud because I played that game, though it was excellent, and I've spent the last couple years trying to get people to acknowledge its existence

fuck you and fuck that game and fuck that item that has a weird spawn rate which ruins the entire experience

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:37:29 2017 No.3980037 one time I tried to watch Completion and he just kept talking with his hands and it freaked me out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:37:52 2017 No.3980039 >>3979835 >jared >post editor I'd rather kill myself. Or him and his editor. or both i dont even care

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:38:00 2017 No.3980040
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I recently started watching Nostalgia Nerd and boy his videos are long and packed full of info.

It's amazing the shit you can find when you just give a chance to other channels.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:39:43 2017 No.3980047 >>3979852 No he isn't. I'd rather watch his clone, Space Hamster. >>3979875 >spoiler Does he just say shit flat out, or just not mention anything that would fall under it? I unsubbed and haven't watched in months anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:41:05 2017 No.3980050 >>3979889 dont worry senpai we will just link an epub >>3979926 disgusting try hard get a hair cut and a real job

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:42:30 2017 No.3980054 >>3980040 He looks like a numale cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:43:52 2017 No.3980060 does pro jirad the finishist actually beat his games, or do you think hes outsourcing for help

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:44:17 2017 No.3980062

>>3979385
>>3979412
Ryan just signed his own pink slip with this one. Not only did he made Mike look like a fool, but he also made him look bad as a gamer. Ryan was dancing around those enemies and hands it off to Mike who fumbles everything, dies a lot, and bitches about the controls. The most fatal error you could make on that channel.

>>3979934
>Myke

Why do you spell it like that? You sound like one of those insane feminists who purposely spell it womyn.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:46:32 2017 No.3980073 >>3980062 to stop ctrl+f its pretty obvious, senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:46:48 2017 No.3980075 >>3980040 i'm checking out, he seems cool

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:48:26 2017 No.3980081 File: 20 KB, 239x301, 1345333789051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New game dungeon, my dudes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DFbjuXTpt4

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:51:55 2017 No.3980095 >>3980075 I've spent the last couple of hours watching his Amiga videos. Made me think /vr/ needs more Amiga threads, I barely see those here.

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:51:56 2017 No.3980097

>>3980062
Ryan was just confirming it. All of us here know Mike's not good, he has like zero natural talent in vidya. Despite playing games for so long he's always like some 9 year old retarded kid playing his second video game, like nothing's been driven in that thick skull. He always has to research, practice and beat a game multiple times before recording a playthrough.

If you gave him a controller right now and told him to beat Punch-Out again, he might not even make it past the first Bald Bull fight.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:02:20 2017 No.3980121 >>3979829 apparently he did do Axiom Verge but he should still do Hollow Knight

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:03:36 2017 No.3980125 >james rolfe said his name was going to be nostalgia nerd a while back >some fag decides to use that name LE CRINGE BOIZ

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:11:08 2017 No.3980152 >>3980097 I think Mike is pretty good and deserves some credit. He's also my favorite of the group personality wise.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:12:04 2017 No.3980153 >>3980152 fuck you, Mike

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:13:35 2017 No.3980156 >>3980047 He doesn't mention any endgame stuff except if it pertains to a trophy and even then he tries not to mention it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:15:04 2017 No.3980158 >>3980153 Not Mike. He still in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:28:26 2017 No.3980173 >>3980060 i think he does it all himself. a lot of the time he isnt beating anything too difficult anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:30:38 2017 No.3980174 >>3980156 so the completionist doesnt talk about completing shit glad i unsubbed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:30:39 2017 No.3980175 >>3979052 They're pretty entertaining

Totally not Mike Mon May 8 23:31:26 2017 No.3980176
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Okay boys, the vote are tallied and it looks like we've got a clear winner!

I'll be doing videos on the LimitedRunGames Special Edition of DariusBurst Chronicle Saviours, Armed F, and Last Resort.

>>3980158
No

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:33:40 2017 No.3980180 >>3980174 shit i didnt really think of it that way

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:35:32 2017 No.3980182 >>3979396 Metal Jesus is a casual faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:36:00 2017 No.3980183 >>3980176 I doubt that's even you, Matei.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:36:02 2017 No.3980184 >>3980176 Fuck the haters in this thread. You didn't know the game well and were just talking trash and having fun. Obviously they don't play many games with friends!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:36:20 2017 No.3980185 >>3980173 Then I don't think he's actually completing shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:38:16 2017 No.3980190 >>3980185 Why? He shows footage with his watermark on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:38:50 2017 No.3980191 >>3980183 You caught me, my penis is only 4 inches. It won't stop me from shilling my awful channel however.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:38:53 2017 No.3980192 >>3979886 He's came and went at least 8 or 9 times since 2007

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:45:26 2017 No.3980207 >>3980190 Beating and completing is not the same thing. This is why I think he has assistance or is a liar. I think he actually used to do shit before his channel blew up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:46:11 2017 No.3980208 File: 43 KB, 625x476, 5fdf19b10cdff4dd0db50ab7d57459ce1991d188d6d9e3c16c99b545b690ac9b[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979385

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:50:35 2017 No.3980218 File: 55 KB, 937x503, Ryan is great.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:50:48 2017 No.3980219 >>3980097 Mike should be challenged to play Punch Out in front of an audience. He'd be humiliated because he was obviously playing over edited game footage in that one video of his

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:51:44 2017 No.3980220 >>3980062 Mike goes out of his way to explain he is not complaining when he says there is a delay in controls. He's just describing the fucking game. Act Raiser's sword swing is delayed as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:52:48 2017 No.3980221 >>3980218 I think it's just a bunch of dumbass kids/teens who like ryan.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:55:39 2017 No.3980225 Not to be that asshole, but the Minotaur fight is fairly simple. You have to jump over his attack instead of just taking it to the face every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:01:27 2017 No.3980237 >>3979840 the completionist isn't too bad, ProJared is pretty rad though, i'd say he's hightier bro JonTron fucked up bad, doesn't matter what your stance is, he fucked up bad. PBG is garbage I agree

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:04:48 2017 No.3980241 What about Smoothmcgroove? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndiD8V7zpAs Anyone care about him? Or is this only a place where we talk about gamer reviewers?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:05:10 2017 No.3980242 Jon's apparent reason for not putting out content is that he doesn't have his shit together source: I know someone that works for him

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:11:22 2017 No.3980250 >>3980241 old and irrelevant these days

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:12:24 2017 No.3980252 >>3980242 too much nose candy i bet >>3980237 >ProJared is pretty rad though pro why dont girls watch my channel? no fucking thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:12:48 2017 No.3980253 >>3980241 'metalhead' are fucking ugly. huge pube beards are fucking gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:13:51 2017 No.3980254 >>3980253 >ugly okay? what about his content?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:14:46 2017 No.3980259 >>3980254 his content is like 9 of his fucking face. commenting on his looks isnt invalid

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:18:31 2017 No.3980262 There was this one youtube channel where one of the videos was 3 guys on a couch reviewing and highlighting the Nintendo 64 DD, and F-Zero X expansion kit. Does it ring a bell to anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:19:54 2017 No.3980264 >>3980262 hard4games?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:22:12 2017 No.3980267 File: 313 KB, 622x464, Hank Hill pc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COMPLETIONIST DO A VIDEO ON LISA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:28:44 2017 No.3980275 >>3980264 YES! Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:30:57 2017 No.3980279 >>3980267 Not retro.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:49:00 2017 No.3980317 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZAfnec19Ao

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:51:26 2017 No.3980323 >>3980317 is that ted cruz

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:53:36 2017 No.3980329 >>3980242 has he ever

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:53:58 2017 No.3980331 >>3980264 >>3980262 >>3980317 Nice shilling, hard4games. Now stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:54:42 2017 No.3980334 >>3979926 Met him at a gaming convention. Dude is literally about 5'. Maybe shorter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:58:14 2017 No.3980345 File: 40 KB, 640x628, 1484983772849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980331 >everybody is a shill

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:01:57 2017 No.3980347 What you gay ass niggas think of brutalmoose?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:05:50 2017 No.3980352 >>3979375 wow that looks like the undead monster lady from the movie House

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:23:16 2017 No.3980384 >>3980347 I'll check him out Reviewing kids game is an acceptable gimmick

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:31:13 2017 No.3980395 Is there anyone smaller on YT that isn't a massive faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:33:45 2017 No.3980398 File: 308 KB, 564x480, Jaakkojaanime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980395 Jaakko Järvinen the AVGN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk2UDKHu2As

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:34:52 2017 No.3980401 since you guys love to hate on pat so much, watch the look on his face here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoHmBn6su4U

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:41:22 2017 No.3980405 >>3980401 Just from the thumbnail Pat's looking like a hobo

Anonymous Tue May 9 01:41:25 2017 No.3980406
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>>3980398
more Isvaffel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMETVKNUd9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZNmMkm6EkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEi6y8ilirA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esG4prLde4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO5kEexc1cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePV69oCOt3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH6Ixqk4s2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnfUGhMiCqg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:43:07 2017 No.3980409 >>3980347 I find his videos to be mostly enjoyable. His style doesn't go for spasticness, so that can be a nice change of pace.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:43:27 2017 No.3980412 File: 70 KB, 365x345, pat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980405 >>3980401 delete this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:43:54 2017 No.3980413 >>3980398 >>3980406 stop shilling

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:43:59 2017 No.3980414 File: 253 KB, 1080x1283, 1465014949462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980405 The look on his face during the video is just the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:45:04 2017 No.3980416 >>3980413 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? you are not the boss of me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyVFYLZTms

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:49:25 2017 No.3980424 >>3980401 Even while in a dejected state right after missing out on a desired item, he finds it within himself to lowkey promote his book. It must just be a reflex at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:52:09 2017 No.3980426 File: 36 KB, 634x399, article-2539704-1AACBB2D00000578-974_634x399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980398 mee ny vittuun

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:53:20 2017 No.3980431 >>3980347 I like his video topics. And his attempts at humor either work, or are easily ignored. Like, he's not unfunny.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:55:58 2017 No.3980437 File: 102 KB, 300x225, 831686-morshu_large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980424 >>3980414 >>3980401 it does not occur to you autists that he is playing it up for the joke? if you actually are autistic then uh sorry my bad

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:58:18 2017 No.3980441 i just finished watching Completionist's ep on Sly 2 and he criticized it a bit. Not a whole lot, just enough to let viewers know what they'd be getting into if they played, and he did give it a rating at the end "Complete It"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:59:51 2017 No.3980445 >>3980437 t. pat >>3980441 I think only his yooka laylee was criticism free. I haven't watched all of his newer episodes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:00:19 2017 No.3980447 File: 224 KB, 481x645, 1464738160863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980426 >mfw jaakko is 1/2 puerto rican 1/2 finnish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZMojvSPKXY

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:00:32 2017 No.3980448 New Happy Console Gamer and Electric Playground is out lads Subscribe to Victor Lucas so he'll post more old retro TV kino

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:00:32 2017 No.3980449 >>3980445 yeah i was under the impression hes shit on collectathons in the past, but only sings for yokabucks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:01:39 2017 No.3980452 Someone donate to CGR patreon so we can get the HCG podcast ep

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:02:00 2017 No.3980453 >>3980448 Are you that desperate Victor?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:04:00 2017 No.3980457 File: 77 KB, 595x716, 1494304779596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck is WRONG with the cinemassacre fanbase?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:04:38 2017 No.3980459 >>3980452 Be the hero you're waiting for, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:05:02 2017 No.3980461 >>3980453 I'm not Vic but I'll gladly shill for him if it means more comfy kino This nigga been to every single E3 since the first https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6uoO3csitWO5stcZngaGm0fCXOBiiBgh >>3980459 I am getting tempted if no one else will

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:06:07 2017 No.3980464 >>3980452 i dont want to hear it, so fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:06:11 2017 No.3980465 >>3980457 There were a bunch of anti-ryan comments that aren't there anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:09:19 2017 No.3980472 >>3980464 Alright

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:09:27 2017 No.3980473 >>3979869 sauce me on this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:09:36 2017 No.3980475 File: 57 KB, 517x262, top2017movies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980448 >>3980461

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:11:50 2017 No.3980479 >>3980475 /ourguys/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:14:06 2017 No.3980482 >>3980465 i was alright with mike before but seriously fuck this. cant wait until ryan dies of some fat fuck related disease.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:14:21 2017 No.3980484 >>3980479 >starwars force awakens fans very cool...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:22:02 2017 No.3980507 >>3980449 He criticized Jak and Daxter for being a collectathon upon collectathon so...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:22:35 2017 No.3980508 >>3980416 opin dohrr

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:23:00 2017 No.3980509 We can all agree that this is one of the greatest retro play through's of all time right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj4aoTkDfNk

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:23:34 2017 No.3980510 >>3979114 >He hasn't done a video is 5 months now because he's probably afraid to show his face He always took forever to make anything.

Anonymous Tue May 9 02:24:32 2017 No.3980514

>>3979052
Some other fag made a video about how bad the Toy Story 1 game was but it really annoyed me because these guys video shows that the genesis version literally has better hit detection and is a vastly more playable game, but everyone seems to focus on the SNES version. Genesis version has better music even, one of few Genesis games to beat the SNES in terms of music

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:26:17 2017 No.3980517 >>3980457 I'm seriously embarrassed to of ever liked cinemassacre. They're the nickelback of YT right now

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:36:02 2017 No.3980530 >>3980517 It's a channel about muh childhood and cringy toilet humor. If you weren't embarrassed before why would you be now? >>3979061 I've seen that picture before. Who is that? The CW sega dude?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:42:27 2017 No.3980539 wow i didnt even know this existed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xT9584TIQU

Anonymous Tue May 9 02:43:37 2017 No.3980542

JonTron is just another example of how /pol/ turns everything to shit. His "arguments" are absolutely terrible and pulled from 4chan infographics, I felt second-hand embarrassment watching that video.
If you feel even the slightest urge to defend him, stop browsing this website and read some actual political theory.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:50:24 2017 No.3980553 >>3980539 Ryan is autistic as fuck. God Damn I just realized they are all autistic manchildren.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:53:28 2017 No.3980559 >>3980539 wtf happened to james hair?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:59:28 2017 No.3980562 What do we think of John Hancock?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:02:36 2017 No.3980564 >>3980562 fuck that nigga for signing the declaration

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:03:30 2017 No.3980565 >>3980559 They all look like they just pulled all-nighters then said "fuck it, let's review some toys at 7 AM instead of showering."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:04:27 2017 No.3980568 >>3980562 John is an old timer in the scene. I think he let his collecting get a bit too insane, but he seems like a nice enough guy overall. Never had a bad experience with him since first interacting with him back at Digital Press.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:07:17 2017 No.3980569 So maybe I missed it, but where the fuck did Ryan come from? Is he just some dude who owns their MCN or something? Essentially buying his way onto a popular retro channel? Either way, he's still better than Mike in most ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:09:43 2017 No.3980574 >>3980568 He seems like a genuinely nice person

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:10:55 2017 No.3980575 >>3980569 I think he has been "the server guy" ever since they started cinemassacre and recently for who knows what reason they've decided to have him in their videos now. Maybe so Mike can make himself look better...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:11:50 2017 No.3980579 >>3980562 I dislike his personality based on the few videos of him that I've seen can't speak of his overall content tho

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:12:34 2017 No.3980581 >>3980564 kekd

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:13:36 2017 No.3980584 >>3980562 hehe hand cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:15:00 2017 No.3980585 File: 68 KB, 600x600, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980584

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:15:16 2017 No.3980586 >>3980530 I thought there was some irony to cinemassacre's toilet humor, but there's not. Those dudes are cringy AF when you see them try to make jokes that aren't scripted

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:17:55 2017 No.3980593 >>3980539 >hey boys and girls shut the fuck UP ryan you faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:18:11 2017 No.3980594 >>3980575 For """""""""who knows"""""""""" what (((reason))) Bootsy replacement

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:20:47 2017 No.3980598 >>3979196 Kim might be a degenerate tranny, but he's a very talanted degenerate tranny. His videos are styled like mini documentaries and are mostly very good. He can even make Euroshit interesting. I recommend checking them out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:21:29 2017 No.3980601 >>3980539 James seems very autistic in this!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:21:29 2017 No.3980602 File: 216 KB, 517x814, UNG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980424 You mean a certain NES guidebook?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:22:18 2017 No.3980604 I know a Cinemassacre video from 2009 with Ryan in it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:23:09 2017 No.3980607 >>3980604 The one where he's fixing the computer?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:24:58 2017 No.3980608 >>3980604 Does it feature heavy breathing and sweating in an temperature controlled environment?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:27:48 2017 No.3980615 >3980607 Which one is that? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pBT11qKUWv8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:27:53 2017 No.3980616 File: 37 KB, 531x631, 1494129409170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980608 Ryan wasn't that big before

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:31:01 2017 No.3980617 What do we think of Sega Lord X? Playongo? Real Game Hunter?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:31:24 2017 No.3980618 >>3980616 Dude, wtf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:32:30 2017 No.3980621 >>3980616 Well yeah. Few people start out fat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:39:41 2017 No.3980627 >>3980621 Sure, but even still it is a bit alarming to see an adult completely change their body shape like that in just a few years.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:39:56 2017 No.3980628 >>3979385 Like 50% of that story happened in your mind In reality it was just some friendly (and a bit awkward) banter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:44:19 2017 No.3980640 File: 9 KB, 384x254, ryan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980615 hey can I see that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:45:37 2017 No.3980643 >>3980640 Was he greenscreened in?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:48:54 2017 No.3980652 >>3980640 That's the secret first ever appearance of Ryan you guys owe me for bestowing upon you that ancient and forgotten bit of Cinemassacre lore

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:50:43 2017 No.3980654 >>3980586 They have no chemistry. Everything they say at each other sounds extremely awkward.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:51:02 2017 No.3980656 >>3980643 >>3980652 he just walked in out of nowhere

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:52:06 2017 No.3980659 So this is how I waste 3 hours these days. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z13eY1NdP6g https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qbfXqOMf0Ak https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XddOxvmgu6U https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPv3fhBWRY https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2Js6pSN6o

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:52:49 2017 No.3980660 >>3980652 no its not. there was an older video where he was fixing james pc.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:54:03 2017 No.3980664 >>3980659 >faggoty intro with cartoon version of reviewer no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:54:15 2017 No.3980665 >>3980659 Oh no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:55:18 2017 No.3980669 >>3980664 It's like his "logo"? And those old ones he drew himself. He also can animate. Johnny is OK.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:56:48 2017 No.3980673 >>3980659 AY YO WE TOWAWKIN BOUT SUM SANIC DA HEJHOAWG OVA HEEUH

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:59:06 2017 No.3980683 File: 7 KB, 222x159, 1494316746859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980659

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:01:31 2017 No.3980689 >>3980683 That video was a cringefest from start to finish but man I can't fault a manchild for his pure love of T&A

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:11:54 2017 No.3980701 >>3980602 If the whole book was like that I might buy it for a laugh a fucking parody of pat is better than he is

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:18:26 2017 No.3980707 >>3979396 Wtf is going on with this guys neck/chin?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:20:37 2017 No.3980710 >>3980707 Generations of incest

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:36:31 2017 No.3980727 >>3980660 Then post it fagget

Anonymous Tue May 9 04:43:39 2017 No.3980736

>>3979396
I don't know why everyone hates Metal Jesus. Some of his more blatant shilling videos can be grating and he's probably contributed to driving the price up on certain games but overall he seems like a friendly enough dude. Sure he's more of a collector than a player but he still knows his shit about certain genres and games.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:44:30 2017 No.3980738 >>3980727 i cant find it. i think it might be in the avgn barbie episode or the avgn fan games one. idk.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:45:14 2017 No.3980739 >>3979032 When I saw this episode first time I was like: Oh my god, he met AVGN, lucky dog

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:45:17 2017 No.3980740 >>3979367 Wow! What a wonderful surprise to see Ryan on James and Mike Mondays! Love it. Can't say it enough, Ryan just brings soo much life to these videos :)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:46:22 2017 No.3980743 >>3980736 >overall he seems like a friendly enough dude >paid for tony from h4g to fly over from michigan True. Either that or he thought it would be good for views.

Anonymous Tue May 9 04:51:20 2017 No.3980749

>>3979367
I just love the super nintendo

yeah the super nintendo is the best console of all time

yeah super nintendo is the best

if you are in the know then yeah

yeah I really think the super nintenod id da best console yeah

yeah mode 7 snes had the best graffix

every avgn vid ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:53:31 2017 No.3980751 >>3979367 yeah dude how high is the cupid baby?... its got to be at least 100 ft

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:54:51 2017 No.3980754 >>3979840 >Peanutbuttergamer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzrBY1t39kk His editor is even worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:57:02 2017 No.3980759 >>3980754 delete this immediately

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:58:07 2017 No.3980760 >>3980759 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:00:38 2017 No.3980764 File: 269 KB, 1200x800, rbb1op.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980754 That made me so mad I shat

Anonymous Tue May 9 05:00:52 2017 No.3980765

>>3979886
I'm surprised this guy still has any sort of following. Even when it came to that era of all those god awful AVGN wannabes screaming fuck in a low quality mic while recording gameplay through hypercam on an NES emulator he was still bottom of the barrel trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:02:38 2017 No.3980767 >>3979358 >>3979375 Fucking hell that's the same person

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:03:32 2017 No.3980771 >>3980176 >I'll be doing videos on the LimitedRunGames Special Edition of DariusBurst Chronicle Saviours That's not even close to being released yet and both times it was on sale it sold out in under two minutes. And I managed to snag a copy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:05:44 2017 No.3980775 >>3980767 Is it a costume for the video? please say yes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:06:30 2017 No.3980776 File: 144 KB, 959x715, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980539 Am I back in 2007 again?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:36:17 2017 No.3980802 >>3980539 Are any of these men married?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:45:59 2017 No.3980810 >>3980040 That was the guy who begged people to buy him new PC so he could play DOOM 2016 while being a "retro" channel. Still laughing at the buthrt,he even made video calling his audience retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:47:13 2017 No.3980814 >>3980802 only the fat one and the balding one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:10:49 2017 No.3980831 >>3980810 I've liked his shit so far, but I am very new to his channel. Link to that\those?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:14:23 2017 No.3980832 >>3980831 Hold up let me see if I can find them since I have him blocked. I wonder if he had deleted them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:17:51 2017 No.3980835 This is pure kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1_oBZleslM

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:18:06 2017 No.3980836 >>3980831 Here is the one,cant find the other. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDC6zK6YfJA Pretty sure had one where he was bashing his audience.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:22:32 2017 No.3980838 >>3980836 Wow. That comment of his is some shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:27:02 2017 No.3980842 >>3980810 What the hell my 960 can run Doom 2016 at 1080p max settings with a consistent 70FPS outside of a few rare moments so how the hell would he have to resort to begging to run it? The game is incredibly well optimized.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:28:55 2017 No.3980845 >>3980842 >The game is incredibly well optimized. It really is,he just wanted somebody else to buy him a new PC.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:36:06 2017 No.3980851 >>3980465 It's such a heavily filtered comment section that every statement is nearly identical.

Anonymous Tue May 9 06:42:06 2017 No.3980858

>>3980736

because he always talks about how rare a game is, does clickbait top ten/hidden gem shit, and just comes across as incompetent in regards to game knowledge. If you want further proof, just look at his mame setup.

also he may be a nice dude, but he still asked for money to do a tour that failed

http://www.metaljesusrocks.com/special-episodes/metal-jesus-tour-announcement/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:57:47 2017 No.3980872 >>3979893 Best post

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:14:09 2017 No.3980880 >>3979706 He actually explains it really well. His family immigrated to the US because it wasn't a shit hole like Iran. If they keep letting people immigrate like crazy it's going to become exactly like the country they immigrated from.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:36:48 2017 No.3980891 >>3980398 >>3980406 Jaakko on paras

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:40:29 2017 No.3980895 >>3980836 wow this retard is a real piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:36:49 2017 No.3980957 do you guys really spend that much time watching all these videos just so you can shit on them in this thread? if you're over 16, you might want to rethink your life.

Anonymous Tue May 9 08:37:23 2017 No.3980958

>>3980736
>I don't know why everyone hates Metal Jesus.

Because his videos are the most incredibly shallow stuff out there. Just look at how he describes all those games in his hidden gems videos it sounds like he's just reading right off the back of the box.

Anonymous Tue May 9 08:49:29 2017 No.3980981

>>3979396
>no HOTD overkill
literal motherfucker

>>3979445
>>3979417

extraction is not a wii port of dead space it's a rail shooter spin off/prequel

it later got a port to the PS3 when th PS move came out like almost every other rail shooter that came out on the wii

Anonymous Tue May 9 08:58:52 2017 No.3980991

>>3980736
Watch his latest video. it's everything that's wrong with youtube gaming videos

>blatant advertisement without outright stating it
>in the form of a top 10 list
>of games he hasn't played
>based on the useless trinkets in the box
>with critical thought amount to 'pretty cool' for every item

He's absolutely useless, his only worth is that some of his guests have a little knowledge. He has none.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:16:03 2017 No.3981010 is Metal Jesus the Chris Cuckmann of retro video game youtubing?

Anonymous Tue May 9 09:17:46 2017 No.3981015

>>3980991
You know what? It's fine to be ignorant of a subject. If you had a painting show, and only did portraits, it would make sense that you'd be terrible at landscape so it would make sense to bring someone else to your show to do that.

Metal Jesus has no expertise. He has no insight to anything. He's just a hoarder.

Anonymous Tue May 9 09:26:09 2017 No.3981030
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Every e-celeb thread is started by Cinemassacre/Screenwave or people who work for Cinemassacre/Screenwave and it's pretty easy to see that.

Why?
>Every post praises/hates James and/or Mike to start fake controversy and conversation
>Every post talks about someone named Ryan
>Every posts seems to be dedicated and focused on making that topic the only conversation

If and when it's not by that group it's about some other YouTube nobody knows who is posting about themselves.

Best start believing in hidden ads on the site /vr/, because you're in one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:28:50 2017 No.3981036 >>3981010 That depends did Metal Jesus grow up with every single remotely popular franchise in existence?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:31:37 2017 No.3981040 >>3981036 >Metal Jesus I dont even know how people take him seriously,its enough to look at his face and realize he is not up to par.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:33:13 2017 No.3981045 >>3980991 Reggie seems like genuinely good guy with decent knowledge of video games. Others are just there to boost views, like that chick that stands on a crate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:38:54 2017 No.3981060 >>3981030 I'm the OP, and you're full of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:40:19 2017 No.3981064 >>3981060 Wouldn't someone who works there say that?

Anonymous Tue May 9 09:46:36 2017 No.3981076
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>>3980991
>IT'S MORE ABOUT THE PACKAGING YOU GUYS
>WE AREN'T HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE GAMES, JUST THE PACKAGING
>I WASN'T PAID FOR, BUT THEY SENT ME THIS SHIT

Everyone with a brain knows that any company sending you stuff has the expectation that you're going to do a video on them.

It's retarded that youtube is so flooded with these horrible advertising videos.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:09:08 2017 No.3981113 btw hi Brody. I didn't like your 2 new videos, but I appreciate what you're doing with them I guess review more mappy you fucking hypocrite

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:39:26 2017 No.3981158 >>3981030 Do you know what insanity is? It's when you think three 40-year-old balding nerds are every single person posting in a thread to advertise their poopy game website.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:48:04 2017 No.3981176 >>3979115 I watched mike's playthrough of dick tracy. At one point he was saying it looked a lot like roger rabbit because of the bricks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:52:21 2017 No.3981185 anybody have that picture of the opened nes cart with a bunch of fake gems lying on it? need it for my HIDDEN GEMS collection.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:22:29 2017 No.3981238 >>3981076 People have been kinda shitting on LGR lately for but he's never afraid to be honest about whether or not the stuff companies send him is poocheese

Anonymous Tue May 9 11:43:28 2017 No.3981268

Completionist: I don't mind him. He does that thing where he'll talk about the game, mention some problems he had with it, but when he has to summarize it he'll say some variant of "10/10" or "It's excellent"

It's weird but I don't think it's a big deal. It would be worse if it was the opposite- if he never criticized the playing experience but at the end gave the game a rating like 7/10. It shows how ineffectual summations are.

Anonymous Tue May 9 11:43:48 2017 No.3981269

>>3981076
>>3981238
>Uuuuugh! It's got that wood grain finish I just love. Buuuuuut I decided to pass up on it because it's 15 whole dollars. Aaaaaand that's way too much for an alarm clock
>I just like looking at that crappy, metalic 60's look. It's so futuristic and sleek! Panasonic, huh? Weeeeell I never heard of them and for $2.25, who could say "no"?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:53:24 2017 No.3981291 >>3981268 Reviewers never actually tell you how things are. If a game has an amazing first half, but shits the bed in the second, that's need to know information.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:52:30 2017 No.3981383 >>3980457 >it's shit >HEY! Be thankful you even get that shit at all!

Anonymous Tue May 9 12:59:51 2017 No.3981395

>>3980569
He's been around since like 2008. You can see him in some real old ass video James made showing off some old shit in his basement. He always just ran the web servers or some shit and (according to Mike) never wanted to be on camera but was encouraged (again, by Mike) to be his new co-host.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:06:34 2017 No.3981406 Crazy contrarian opinion: I kinda sorta like Ryan for all the techbobabble he brings

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:08:57 2017 No.3981408 >>3981406 he'll be ghosted in less than 6 months Mike's not gonna put up with his shit if Ryan keeps outplaying him

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:14:49 2017 No.3981414

>>3980736
He doesn't know anything about games. He doesn't even play most of the games he does videos on. He loves collecting, buying, selling, and sticking shit on shelves to rot forever and you can see it in his videos. He's a casual gamer who happens to be a hardcore collector.
Some of his guests actually know what they're talking about, but he never does and his format makes sure to drown them out. It's always "WADDUP GUIZE HERE'S TEN GAMES THAT I HAVENT HEARD OF BUT THEYRE RARE OR EXPENSIVE WHICH MAKES THEM GEMS OKAY BYE." He spends 10 seconds on a game and moves on and you can tell he doesn't give a shit about any of them.
It's the most shallow clickbait bullshit out of any popular retrogaming personalities and he drives up prices because all of his fans are collectards just like him who hoard and resell games and don't actually play them. In one video he even defends himself by saying that people who hate how he inflates prices should subscribe to his patreon and get the videos early so they can buy up the games before the prices skyrocket. He says offering that option proves he's a good guy. He knows exactly what market he's going for. That's why people hate him.
He's the face of casual fans, hoarders, and rising prices. Everything /vr/ hates.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:36:30 2017 No.3981457 >>3980616 He was cute :3c

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:38:03 2017 No.3981461

>>3981414
For sure, and this is why Pat the NES Punk and Metal Jesus will never break 1 million subs.

It's the same thing with "The Game Chasers". But atleast they try and make it a show.

Their content appeals only to retarded collectors who don't actually play games.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:41:10 2017 No.3981464 >>3981408 I wonder who Mike will bring in next. Can't be his "girl"friend because when shit goes south with him getting outplayed he can't just fire her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:41:11 2017 No.3981465 >>3981461 What's wrong with Pat?

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:42:11 2017 No.3981468

>>3981461
>Their content appeals only to retarded collectors who don't actually play games.

Honestly I don't even think it's that because at least collectors or I assume they do have the same baseline level of knowledge he does on rare games. His stuff seems to me like it's watched by casual gamers who just don't know all that much about collecting so everything he shows even if it's done in the most absolutely shallow way imaginable is still fascination to them because they're just now hearing of Stadium Events for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:43:54 2017 No.3981471 File: 162 KB, 619x1290, 013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3981464 >"girl"friend

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:45:02 2017 No.3981475

>>3981291
>If a game has an amazing first half, but shits the bed in the second, that's need to know information.

Agreed. A game is more than the first couple hours- the first impression. People call Fallout 2 a masterpiece but the latter portions of that game are excruciating and I never hear people talk about how bad it gets

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:52:40 2017 No.3981494 >>3981465 What's wrong with a tapeworm? Nothing, the parasite is completely healthy.

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:59:04 2017 No.3981504

>>3979032
I watched a recent cinemassacre, and Mike was complaining that the start button on his NES controller wasn't really working. Then that triggered this whole spiel from James about how "ohhh, this stuff is starting to fall apart, pretty soon it won't work at all, that's just the nature of old electronics, the only reason to own this stuff will be just to collect it...", etc...

How can these fucking faggots have plunged so much time and money into their hobbies but not have the good sense to just do a little maintenance? Seriously, it takes like 15 minutes to disassemble and clean an NES controller, and then they work like new, unless the contact pads themselves are damaged, in which case you can buy aftermarket replacements.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:00:26 2017 No.3981507 Miney-Crafta-Mike must be lurking in this thread somewhere...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:01:57 2017 No.3981510 >>3981507 He's recording the footage for his next "stream" If it really is a shmup I'll admit I'll be a little surprised

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:03:55 2017 No.3981516 >>3981504 they're technically and technologically inept people the set up vids Mike has posted were not put together by Mike himself

Anonymous Tue May 9 14:04:13 2017 No.3981520

>>3981510
>mike mentions in stream that next game he is doing is a shootemup

>autistic troll posts in this thread a poll about what game "i" should do next???

>oh a shoot em up! how convienient

>mike does his planned video announced before the poll

>MIKE POSTS IN THIS THREAD CONFIRMED!@!@!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:06:08 2017 No.3981524 >>3980736 >says he plays every game he buys

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:07:25 2017 No.3981527 >>3981524 >puts game in system >oh it works >cool >puts game back in box I played it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:07:40 2017 No.3981528 >>3980771 >ScalperRunGames >Skullgirls is never even going to print kys

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:08:30 2017 No.3981531 >>3981520 Those tricksy anonymous Got me again I thought the poll came before any info on next stream

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:09:08 2017 No.3981535 >>3980835 unless this is that bubsy 3d autist who does nothing but play bubsy 3d im not watching it >>3980836 im mad from just the thumbnail. what a piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:11:07 2017 No.3981539 >>3981471 What's your point, Mike? I'm not at all jealous you date trannies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:12:45 2017 No.3981543 >>3981465 Have you looked at his fucking face? Something is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:15:56 2017 No.3981552 anyone else here love Frank? I was worried retard Pat had pissed off Frank so badly he wouldn't be in any more of Pat's videos even when being paid with beer but we got new Frank vids recently that motherfucker keeps shit real

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:19:52 2017 No.3981559 >>3981552 He's an actor anon, just like the rest of these phony celebs. It's all a staged persona.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:22:00 2017 No.3981564 >>3981543 Well, he looks better than me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:23:33 2017 No.3981567 >>3981564 I'm so, so, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:36:08 2017 No.3981596 >>3979032 You fucking below 30 fuckers should really watch some o Lloyd Kaufman's movies. Start with The Toxic Avenger.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:39:25 2017 No.3981604 >>3981596 >a movie made by a literal Jew No, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:43:23 2017 No.3981612 >>3981604 Typical alt-righter, refuses to hear the other side and remains ignorant

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:55:11 2017 No.3981649 >>3981559 NO NOOOOO no NOOOOO FRANK IS REAL FRANK IS REAAAAAAALLLLL

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:12:49 2017 No.3981680 >>3981612 Typical leftyfag, swallowing down that jew dick and remains cucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:13:51 2017 No.3981683 >>3981596 Already did, toxic avenger 1,2,3, and Kabuki Man were pretty funny.

Anonymous Tue May 9 15:13:53 2017 No.3981684
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>ScrewAttack is so irrelevant now that not even these threads ever mention them.
I wrote this for a different thread but it died, but it may get some discussion here. I genuinely liked ScrewAttack back in the day.

Craig Skistimas is a scummy guy and a bad businessman.

>Screws a lifelong friend out of ownership of a business they co-founded
>Doesn't pay content creators
>Screws over Guru Larry by revoking the ScrewAttack Europe channel rights.
>Forces ProJared out of the company by telling him stop making Videos on his own or leave the Company
>Kills Hard News
>Kills the forums
>Stops doing reviews
>Makes no effort to consistently produce popular shows
>Sells ScrewAttack to Fullscreen claiming it will allow them funding to make better shows and they wouldn't change at all
>Spends money on a bigger and better office
>Starts cutting shows
>Iconic staff members leave
>Starts churning out 1-3 minute long Buzzfeed tier videos without any editorial point of view
>Kills SGC
>Pushes T-shirts, trinkets, and sponsors like crazy
>Deathbattle is the only show anyone watches
>Fullscreen merges ScrewAttack with Roosterteeth to try and salvage Craig Skistimas' sinking ship
>All of ScrewAttacks shows either cancelled or no one watches
>Death Battle is basically just a Roosterteeth show now
>Craig starts a new offshoot called GameAttack
>GameAttack goes independant
>Him and some of the ScrewAttack old gaurd spend all day streaming desperately trying to recapture and audience that doesn't exist anymore.
>He doesn't want to accept his old audience moved on and newer and younger audiences have no interest in a bunch of internet hasbeens.

tl:dr Craig was an asshole who mismanaged everything that he managed to build to the point where he's pathetically obscure hasbeen.

Anonymous Tue May 9 15:16:11 2017 No.3981686
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>>3981030
>Every e-celeb thread is started by Cinemassacre/Screenwave or people who work for Cinemassacre/Screenwave and it's pretty easy to see that.

Where'd you come up with this theory??

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:38:06 2017 No.3981729 >>3981684 Weren't they owned by MTV? This kinds of things happen in corporate environment,people simply think its their job not to do shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:40:36 2017 No.3981737 Why is this trash on this board Take it to /vg/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:44:48 2017 No.3981745 >>3981737 go blow your wads all over your shitty doom generals

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:45:42 2017 No.3981747 >>3981745 I dont even like doom. And at least that is an old game How are ecelebs retro related in any way Please go away

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:48:29 2017 No.3981756 >>3981747 no you fuck off from this thread, you whiny doomfaggot if you don't like it then just hide it, fucking mongoloid

Anonymous Tue May 9 15:56:30 2017 No.3981773 [SPOILER]

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>>3979337
isn't the bluepill that there's a lot of genders?

and it's not like he's wrong. gender is based on completely superficial shit like the clothes you wear anyway. it doesn't really need to exist

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:04:04 2017 No.3981787

>>3981773
Pick up biology textbook next time and look between your legs.
If you have penis you are male,if not you are female.
Everything else is classified under mental sexual disorder in DSM-5.
Approving mental illness as a fact of reality is not only stupid but incredibly dangerous for the public.

t.Doctor

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:08:51 2017 No.3981798 >>3981787 ok? you're just putting objective things into subjective categories to justify vague rules. you are no better than john money and his ilk. all identity politics are sectarian cancer. read stirner, /pol/yp

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:09:04 2017 No.3981801 >>3979292 Ham-fistedly inserting your political agenda by trying to spin a narrative that there was a significant portion of Japanese game developers were gay or trans is just fucking retarded. Jeremy is a fucking moron.

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:17:30 2017 No.3981810

>>3981798
You sound like those flat earthers you know that dont you?
Have you seen non binary animal like a cat,or a mouse,or a horse?
Guess what,you are also an animal.
You do feel like a man in a male body,good for you.
There are doctors for that sort of thing if you refuse treatment that's your decision,you can be the next 600lbs show on TLC.
I got nothing to say more about your rambling.

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:18:26 2017 No.3981813

>>3981684
I dropped him after

>Screws a lifelong friend out of ownership of a business they co-founded

They were only interesting back in the early youtube days because it seemed like a ragtag group of nerds made a successful business. Turns out it was just setting the stage for commercials attached to short videos of clips from games that 30-somethings might see and remember

>Starts churning out 1-3 minute long Buzzfeed tier videos without any editorial point of view

this basically

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:21:49 2017 No.3981820 >>3981801 Yeah that's dumb, but that's not what anyone was talking about. The other anon was being a whiny bitch because someone dared to discuss social issues he didn't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:22:30 2017 No.3981823 >>3981684 Wonder what chad, Ben and nick are gonna do when the site shuts down

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:24:31 2017 No.3981830 >>3981810 >Have you seen non binary animal like a cat,or a mouse,or a horse? no because gender is inconsequential. you're making my point for me

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:26:07 2017 No.3981832

>>3981810
There's actually a lot of research that backs up gender being separate from sex AND being determined by biology (so Bill Nye is closer to the scientific consensus than you are) but this seems like a discussion for /lgbt/ not /vr/.
To discuss this properly (with citations & explanations) would take a lot of effort and wouldn't have anything to do with ecelebs or videogames.

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:27:10 2017 No.3981836

>>3981798
>Man has dementia
>His personality has done a complete 180, and he has lapses in memory and constant mood swings
>Man is clearly sick and needs help
>"WOW YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CLASSIFY SOMETHING INCONSIQUENTIAL IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S HURTING ANYBODY WHY ARE YOU TREATING IT LIKE IT'S A DISORDER"

Doctors are more qualified than you to diagnose symptoms, thankfully. You being an ignorant shithead does nothing to help these people that clearly need treatment.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:27:29 2017 No.3981837 >>3981832 well bill nye obviously knows less than some edgy larping "doctor"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:29:06 2017 No.3981845 shut the fuck up about trannies and bash faggot Mike instead

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:29:27 2017 No.3981847 >>3981836 wow good thing that's a completely different issue. i was never justifying any mental problems. quit projecting your idpol strawmen onto me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:30:22 2017 No.3981851 >>3981823 Probably some mid level production job somewhere. As long as Death Battle is around they'll have some work, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:34:45 2017 No.3981864 >>3981845 I'm surprised he hasn't derailed another one of these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:39:12 2017 No.3981874 >>3981414 He knows a lot about old PC games

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:39:18 2017 No.3981875 >>3981291 That's why I like Watch Out For Fireballs. They discuss a game linearly so if there are bad parts or a bad ending, they'll talk about it and explain it. It's not general impression, they really dissect things.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:39:38 2017 No.3981876 fuck jirard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8UOR87gXRg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:43:32 2017 No.3981883 >>3981876 how can anyone even stand any of these normal boots faggots? besides projared of course these guys are cookie cutter youtube garbage, "safe", family-friendly and boring as shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:44:02 2017 No.3981885 >>3981876 >I'm friends with the developers and recieve games, merch, access to interviews and previews, but that doesn't effect my opinions at all. >I don't see what the problem is! All these games are great, other reviewers are crazy! deposits cheque

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:44:22 2017 No.3981886 >>3980604 Can you post a link? I remember how confused I was about him back then.

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:45:48 2017 No.3981891

>>3981874
And how many of his videos are about old PC games compared to shit about "le hidden jemz" and top-10 lists?
If he made videos about things he understands (or with actual content) instead of churning out low-effort collectard clickbait, maybe fewer people would hate him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:46:12 2017 No.3981892 >>3981596 No

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:47:00 2017 No.3981896 >>3981847 But gender dysphoria is a mental illness, that was his point. Delusional people need help.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:48:42 2017 No.3981903 >>3981883 i watch jirrard when he completes really hard/long games to complete. everybody else on there is boring trash. shit even jirard is boring yet i watch him anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:49:30 2017 No.3981905 >>3981886 found it myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZmGB5ymTg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:49:38 2017 No.3981906 >>3981903 you could be playing video games instead

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:50:56 2017 No.3981908 >>3981875 Nope, WOFF guys are faggots and so are you for listening to them. Shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:53:02 2017 No.3981916 >>3981905 damn, Ryan could have turned into a semi-Chad back then if he had worked out a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:54:44 2017 No.3981923 >>3981906 >end up watching a ~20 min episode at like 4 am once a month no thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:56:11 2017 No.3981926 >>3981176 Were they brown ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:58:32 2017 No.3981937 >>3981905 James attitude and confidence really changed once he started going bald

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:25:20 2017 No.3981992 >>3981269 I unironically fucking love LGR Thrifts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:25:41 2017 No.3981994 >>3981905 2009 Ryan is so cute I want to do very un-christian things with him

Anonymous Tue May 9 17:36:39 2017 No.3982021

How do I go about making a youtube channel based on playing games I like without coming off as a huge faggot?

All I wanna do is play games I like and put shit on youtube and then have an excuse to interact with people.

Showing my face is out. I'm not gonna make an autistic intro, but are there any good formats? I think LP's are done to death, and single game review episodes of like 15 minutes where you get mad and shit on old games are boring as fuck. I wanna do something positive and chill. Would making a 20 minute "show" with segments and news and shit be interesting to watch? Would any of you guys give a show like that a chance?

I mostly ask because I'm fucking certain I could make a better show than half the shit I see on youtube. I want to make something good and enjoyable/entertaining. I don't want to become an e-celeb or make it a dayjob, unless it turns out it's fun to do all the time and I don't get stale and shitty and locked into a character like AVGN.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:39:29 2017 No.3982027 >>3982021 you've got a 0.001% chance to make it to 100k+ you don't need to worry about becoming big

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:44:29 2017 No.3982040 >>3982021 Gotta show your face and be a character

Anonymous Tue May 9 17:46:38 2017 No.3982043

>>3982021
What you're saying is you don't want to build a brand. But that's okay if you don't want it to feel like a job.

However, because shows about gaming are so plentiful and competitive, without taking those brand building steps you'll never have much of an audience. You'll end up as another of those gaming channels with 900 videos with 10-100 views each. Your format doesn't really matter, it's the branding that makes the difference between having an audience or not.

Anonymous Tue May 9 17:49:55 2017 No.3982047

>>3979385
Ryan has no chemestry with the rest of the dudes. He just breathes heavy and is not as well versed as them. This episode they got snippy at each other because fat boy cant into social. Mike had to remind him every time that he was joking. But Mike has good shows with james and bootsy all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:52:11 2017 No.3982051 >>3979052 Stop shilling your shitty channel, faggot. Your show is cringy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:52:49 2017 No.3982053 >>3982047 >and bootsy not anymore :(

Anonymous Tue May 9 17:55:42 2017 No.3982058

>>3981896
praying the trans away/concentration camps aren't going to help them either. the only way for transpeople to ever be helped is to drop idealistic identities like gender entirely. there is no ideal man/woman, there is no ideal. read stirner, /pol/yp.

Anonymous Tue May 9 17:55:56 2017 No.3982059

>>3982021
Depends how you structure the show. If it's "news" I don't give a fuck. If it's a fun variety show with interesting segments I'd probably watch it.

I do game reviews. Mostly as an incentive to clear out my backlog and have a chronicle. Play the game, beat it, do a review throw down thoughts on what I liked, if I did extra content, how long it took, etc, give it a yes/no recommendation. No scores, no bullshit.

I don't get mad about games, I do sometimes get overly critical though.

Anonymous Tue May 9 17:58:46 2017 No.3982063

>>3982047
>He just breathes heavy and is not as well versed as them.

Ryan is a better gamer than those two retards and he sets up all their shit. All three are pretty shit at games but Mike and James are definitely worse than Ryan. It was pretty obvious in their ActRaiser vid.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:06:18 2017 No.3982073 >>3982051 >only MY favourite e-celebs can shill in this thread! Neck yourself mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:08:29 2017 No.3982074 >>3981158 >>3981686 >>3981060 /vr/ is now officially the screenwave advertiser network

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:09:26 2017 No.3982076 Big Ryan fan!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:09:51 2017 No.3982079 >>3982047 Ryan is good for technical details about the games and he's better at actually playing them than James or Mike. Other than that, he's useless.

Anonymous Tue May 9 18:26:31 2017 No.3982113

>>3982027
Yeah I'm not too worried about becoming big, but at the same time I'm not aiming for that, I don't want to be a glorified babysitter.

>>3982040
Is showing your face really mandatory? I've heard a lot of people say you need to in order to get people to watch your shit. I tend to avoid shit with facecams and hosts though but they probably do have smaller fanbases now I think about it.

>>3982043
>What you're saying is you don't want to build a brand.
Not really, I mean if my brand was a drawn character or just my voice and style of video I'd be fine with it. I don't really want to stand in front of a wall of games and then show me sticking a game into a console before cutting to emulated footage like 90% of people do (it's kinda shocking how much of an influence AVGN had on most people even now when it comes to format).

What I mean is, there's a way to brand myself without talking into a camera like everyone else, or making reaction videos to stupid shit, I'm just curious as to who you guys watch that don't do that kinda shit.

Just to throw random examples out, people like Matthewmatosis, Dunky or say Mark Brown are the kinda thing I'd aim to be more like.

I don't hate shows with people on cam I just think it'd be easier and quicker to edit V.O work than reshoot segments to camera. And y'know, end up as eceleb scum memebait like some people here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:34:50 2017 No.3982126 >>3982113 Branding is everything. Colour schemes. Thumbnails, Logos, icons, format, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:36:49 2017 No.3982127 >>3982079 Ryan is better at games than Mike, but not far better like Bootsy was, so he's around the stay

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:37:48 2017 No.3982128 >>3981820 Yeah, he was talking about Jeremy. Hence my post.

Anonymous Tue May 9 18:52:46 2017 No.3982164

>>3982021
>How do I go about making a youtube channel based on playing games I like without coming off as a huge faggot?

This is very easy. However, you'll never get more than 10,000 subs at most (over a few years time) if you don't develop a flaming, flamboyant persona. I'm sure you've noticed that every popular "gamer" on Youtube has an obnoxious personality (or puts one on during their videos). This is not mere coincidence.

However, making a chill gaming channel is easy. It just won't ever become popular. If you aren't gunning for popularity and wealth, well, then you're all set.

Anonymous Tue May 9 18:55:13 2017 No.3982173
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So apparently Billy got into a fight with someone. Anyone have the story? Also how delusional are these guy that they think 4'11 Alpha Omega Sin could beat up anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:59:07 2017 No.3982178 >>3982047 You pulled the right outta your arse. None of this happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:00:06 2017 No.3982182 >>3982173 Has there been any actualy fistfighting between e-celebs before? I'd love to see James' heavy retard punch destroy Mike's teeth.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:04:04 2017 No.3982187 >>3982182 I'd like to see his retarded club foot go accidentally up Mike's loose asshole during a fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:05:33 2017 No.3982193 >>3982187 I'd like to see his fucking tongue ravage mikes mouth as he slowly slides his finger into mikes asshole. Then mike slides his 10" cock into James' mouth and fucks his face like the bitch he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:08:12 2017 No.3982195 >>3982193 that's kinda gay, dude

Anonymous Tue May 9 19:11:13 2017 No.3982203

>>3982059
Yeah I mean when I say news it'd be more like poking fun at anything interesting that had happened, what's coming out what looks hype or whatever.

I'm mostly gonna do as a way to clear my backlog and also go through some games I know shit about and attempt to be fun and informative about while I play. But moreso in a chill way than a Dunkey way. What's your channel? 7pertk+zixx4207r108@sharklasers.com email me a link with a burner email if you don't wanna share it here.

I'm trying to be more positive about games and shit. I think it'd be too easy to be overly critical or at least I'd need to balance out the shitting on games with praising others as to not get bogged down in being cynical.

>>3982126
>Branding is everything.
>Colour schemes. Thumbnails, Logos, icons, format, etc.
Yeah that shit I can do no problem, fuck I could even draw my own title cards and do the same shitty cartoon me for them without then cutting to a real cam of my goofy ass face. HEY GUYS COMMENT RATE- etc etc

>>3982164
I don't mind being small. I'd rather have some chill bros to shoot the shit with and hang with than a huge gaggle of kids trying to make everything I say a catchphrase for a tshirt, or animating my rants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:21:30 2017 No.3982213 >>3982182 >I'd love to see James' heavy retard punch destroy Mike's teeth. He's got fake front teeth, so James doesn't even need his retard strength to know them out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:50:30 2017 No.3982278 >>3982195 It's not gay to want to see a guy giving another guy a deepthroat blowjob, you fucking prude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:53:42 2017 No.3982286 >>3982278 You're right. It's extremely gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:50:00 2017 No.3982374 >>3982047 Ryan and Mike have good chemistry together, just watch that video where they were ripping on Chris O'Donnell. They were probably just tired while they filmed this so it wasn't as crisp as their humor usually is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:19:28 2017 No.3982408 >>3982374 Ryan is easily identified as a shitposter whenever he mentions the Chris O'Donnell episode, just so everyone knows. Someone connected the dots like 3 months ago. Mike and Ryan are always in here and you're an asshole if you don't realize it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:28:45 2017 No.3982420 File: 325 KB, 724x696, SimCity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You buncha faggits wish you were me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:35:14 2017 No.3982425 >>3981528 Nah I'm pretty content with my life right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:52:30 2017 No.3982438 >>3982420 Wish you were James (Nope);Wish you were Mike(Yup)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:04:30 2017 No.3982461 >>3982076 >[pinned by cinemassacre]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:06:14 2017 No.3982468 >>3982113 >Matthewmatosis, Dunky or say Mark Brown If you're going to do something like that, don't use a cartoon of yourself. Make a logo or something.

Anonymous Tue May 9 22:07:49 2017 No.3982471
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I would just like to say /vr/ is so fucking good. Not this thread specifically, it's probably the worst of /vr/ but even then it's not that bad.

Like, just looking over the catalog there's so much vidya discussion. Actual vidya discussion. It's really something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:17:29 2017 No.3982486 >>3982471 Someone's been in /v/ too long

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:18:18 2017 No.3982489 >>3982471 Please stop posting creepy loli cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:18:31 2017 No.3982490 >>3982486 I've stopped browsing it awhile ago but yeah, I'm scarred for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:19:06 2017 No.3982491 >>3982471 aww thats nice of you little gay anon butt just wait til summer rolls around.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:19:57 2017 No.3982494 >>3982420 >implying I'd like to have a girly voice and a monkey face and be average to bad in video games despite trying too hard nah I'm fine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:21:25 2017 No.3982497 man ,even /vg/ now don't even care about the games. The sonic the hedgehog threads just rave about the Archie Sonic and waifus Which is funny because I've had better vidya discussion on /co/ than /v/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:23:05 2017 No.3982502 File: 415 KB, 640x480, Ojamajo Doremi Motto - 46 (DVD 640x480 WMV3 MP3).avi_snapshot_11.58_[2017.05.09_16.15.16].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982491 kids probably don't even know this board exists, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:24:31 2017 No.3982505 >>3982502 you must not have been around last summer. good thing we have this containment thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:24:34 2017 No.3982506 >>3980736 He's casual as fuck, but some of his hidden gems videos were cool.

Anonymous Tue May 9 22:25:07 2017 No.3982508
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>>3982497
Because you can have discussions on /co/ without the immediate response being rage. Not that /co/'s too much better, mind you. All those jokes about it being tumblr aren't far-off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:26:05 2017 No.3982512 >>3980765 He lost a bunch of fans when he tried to con with his shitty $5 website but then some of his 2012 videos were great.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:28:32 2017 No.3982517 >>3980775 it's a tranny

Anonymous Tue May 9 22:28:34 2017 No.3982518
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>>3982505
I want to say I was but I can't say for sure. Time's an anomaly for me these days. I hope it's not true anyway, this is a good board with good anons that doesn't deserve anything bad happening to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:34:42 2017 No.3982531 >>3981395 They probably brought Ryan in more to replace Bootsy

Anonymous Tue May 9 22:50:45 2017 No.3982548

i would have preferred a Baldur's Gate but I'm glad that WOFF is doing Nox later on in the season. It's one of my favorite games of that era and I can't wait to hear someone talk about it. It's never talked here, at least from what I've seen. it wasn't even discussed on /vg/ when /wrpg/ was active.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:06:05 2017 No.3982587 >>3979087 CRTs are retro, DOOM is retro, ecelebs are not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:09:33 2017 No.3982598 >>3982587 retro gaming e-celebs are /vr/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:15:02 2017 No.3982615 >>3982598 No they're not. This board is for discussing retro games, not discussing ecelebs discussing retro games with a side of /pol/. This general is literally cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:15:23 2017 No.3982617 >>3982598 A lot of the time people like Game Sack talk about non-retro stuff. Anyway, we really need a /yt/ board.

Anonymous Tue May 9 23:21:06 2017 No.3982626

I pity Ryan. At one point he had it all. The looks of a 9/10 Chad, a young up and coming entrepreneur as CEO of his own business, a smoking hot wife, and a future that held no limits.

Now he's gained 200 lbs, as has his wife, his company had to resort to supporting YouTube personalities, and now his career's focus is helping to make videos for said personalities just to keep them (and by extension, himself) afloat. And to top it all off, despite all his good will and hard work he's become the butt of jokes from all across the internet.

#PrayforRyan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:21:11 2017 No.3982627 >>3981684 >>Kills SGC It was a fucking fun as hell con too

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:25:45 2017 No.3982630 >>3982617 yeah, an e-celeb, internet personality board would be killed. There's not even a board for podcasts and I love podcasts I'm always listening to 'casts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:27:11 2017 No.3982632 >>3982630 podcasts go on /tv/

Anonymous Tue May 9 23:34:13 2017 No.3982646

>>3982615
e-celeb stuff is not retro, but this is also not /v/. Don't come into a thread you don't like screaming e-celeb shit. It's a containment general, and anons here respect the board enough to not spill every single youtuber in separate threads. Hide and report if you must, but take that /v/ attitude out of here.

Anonymous Tue May 9 23:48:45 2017 No.3982667

>>3981113
The NWC and the YouTubers one? My next few videos should be okay. This Friday is meh, but I'm happy with what I have in the docket for the next two weeks. What was it that you didn't like about them?

I will never touch Mappy again, but thank you for caring. <3

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:52:42 2017 No.3982672 >>3980602 >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Money my mom once slapped me for writing in a similar way, I was 11.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:53:22 2017 No.3982674 >>3982531 Ryan and Mike made modern PC game review videos for a while before Bootsy left, but then Mike started retro game LPs with Ryan while Bootsy was still there, which means Mike had it all planned out. Fucking psychopath

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:24:13 2017 No.3982708 Mark posted the first 20 mins of his podcast with Johnny someone please donate to CGR Patreon and post the rest please lads it's comfy retro anime kino

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:26:22 2017 No.3982709 Also do any of you lads listen to Retro Collect/Maximum Powerup Podcast? It's nice to hear a UK perspective on things they just released one all about MegaTen and Persona

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:29:07 2017 No.3982714 It's really nice to hear Ryan explain all the technical details and share his expert gameplay tips. Ryan is one of the best gamers on all of YouTube :)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:46:07 2017 No.3982734 File: 905 KB, 521x1702, shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979132 bob mackey is just the tip; it is unlistenable now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:47:54 2017 No.3982738 >>3981076 >that ugly icon Also, what a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:49:26 2017 No.3982740 >>3981291 >Reviewers never actually finish games

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:49:55 2017 No.3982745 >>3982627 >>3981684 SGC was great. Attended 14/15. So few good cons left these days.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:50:59 2017 No.3982747 >>3981414 >In one video he even defends himself by saying that people who hate how he inflates prices should subscribe to his patreon and get the videos early so they can buy up the games before the prices skyrocket. is this a fucking joke

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:53:22 2017 No.3982754 File: 350 KB, 604x685, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hmmmm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:53:57 2017 No.3982757 >>3981527 reeeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:55:40 2017 No.3982760 >>3981684 i was on 4chan or 420chan the day they split. what a mess

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:56:06 2017 No.3982761 >>3982754 What am I looking at here. Is it just >windows 10 like on /g/?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:00:19 2017 No.3982763 >>3982761 The macros maybe?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:01:57 2017 No.3982764 File: 534 KB, 5555x5555, 1485144838099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982761 >>3982763 >most used >quicktime player

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:02:54 2017 No.3982769 File: 86 KB, 721x680, 8675309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:03:14 2017 No.3982770 >>3982734 Yeah this is pretty cringe. Well I'm going to try to ignore this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:03:31 2017 No.3982772 >>3982764 i barely remember what quicktime does

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:04:16 2017 No.3982774 >>3982754 Is that the tab for the window of prerecorded game footage behind everything, or was he actually playing live this time?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:06:24 2017 No.3982779 >>3981885 It's easy to like games when you didn't spend any money on them. What a piece of shit. lol @ top comment saying to take a shot whenever they say dqh2

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:06:44 2017 No.3982780 >>3982764 >ASUS Welcome above Game Capture HD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:07:13 2017 No.3982782 >>3982774 If you saw how he was playing wolfenstein you wouldn't have any doubts that he was playing live :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:09:03 2017 No.3982786 File: 29 KB, 465x247, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3981885 >>3981876 I fucking hate this stupid whore so much

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:56:00 2017 No.3982850 >>3982754 Quicktime is still a thing?

Anonymous Wed May 10 02:04:17 2017 No.3982862

>>3982786
She probably doesn't even play the games she talks about stupid fucking whore posting autistic shallow notice me bois ;))) posts on every single fucking channel

Like a fucking whore going around a truck stop bathroom knocking on stalls for dicks to suck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:06:58 2017 No.3982865 >>3982862 >>3982786 >all those asmr gf roleplay videos of her that she made private

Anonymous Wed May 10 02:08:17 2017 No.3982867

>>3982754
>>3982774
>>3982782
>>3982763
Mike is a casual fucking faggot. Imagine playing games all your life, playing games 10 hours a day because he's paid to do it, and still sucking that fucking bad. He thinks he's le epikk hardxcore le retro gay murr because he's better than James a retard who doesn't even play games but sucks fucking dick worse than that supapixelgurl whore. No wonder that fucking faggot got rid of Bootsy. Bootsy fucking schooled him and put him to disgrace. If I was Dike Cucktei I'd be fucking ashamed too. Fuck Mike for ruining Cinemassacre, I hope he fucking reads this. He needs to stop playing all together.

Anonymous Wed May 10 02:10:39 2017 No.3982871

>>3982865
I hope someone sends all that shit to her relatives and parents and job let them see what that stupid whore spends her days doing, posting attention seeking bullshit all hours of the day and making disgusting roleplay shit for fat stinky lonely nerds to jack off to. Fucking scum sucking bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:17:27 2017 No.3982879 >all these people thinking that mike fired bootsy when it was probably ryan because he actually owns the fucking company

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:22:32 2017 No.3982885 >>3981906 >not running videos will grinding or doing other tedious shit in games step up senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:23:31 2017 No.3982889 >>3982879 I think James still owns Cinemassacre, Shockwave is just their IT guys/partner. Besides from all the talk Ryan didn't even want to be in the videos. He's obviously uncomfortable in them so I don't think that was a lie.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:23:43 2017 No.3982890 >>3981994 He looks like some kid I went to high school with. Who later went off his meds or was undiagnosed skitzo and killed his boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:25:46 2017 No.3982891 File: 130 KB, 315x330, 1462957444362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982889 He does solo streams on the channel so I doubt he's that uncomfortable. Unless mike is holding a gun to his head off camera.

Anonymous Wed May 10 02:45:26 2017 No.3982908

>>3982203
I don't really care about shilling. I stopped posting in the "whats your youtube channel" threads on /v/ months ago, but since you asked:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNaBdtoES3PBPX91H0GR18Q/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd That's my new channel, changed up the format a bit to be more concise since my old videos on my old channel https://www.youtube.com/user/Caliburn89/videos were really long winded and I repeated myself a lot.

Video editing is a decent skill to learn. It's definitely an unsatisfying grind though, especially when you get very little views.

Making youtube videos is like collecting games. Don't do it based on speculation, or potential profits. Do it because you like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:46:14 2017 No.3982910 >>3982374 >just watch that video where they were ripping on Chris O'Donnell i dont know what youre referring to, but i bet it actually stems from matt from two best friends when he played batman with them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:50:42 2017 No.3982915 >>3982908 Dat gb james bond

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:56:42 2017 No.3982921 >>3980514 Yeah the genesis one is so much better it's almost no contest >3982051 Fuck you you droopy eyed gypsy cunt this isn't your personal shill thread anyone can do it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:00:59 2017 No.3982926 >>3981883 >these guys are cookie cutter youtube garbage, "safe", family-friendly I don't always want to watch edgy contrarian bullshit for mature edgelords.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:03:14 2017 No.3982929 File: 152 KB, 684x674, comfy goob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982862 >>3982871 holy fuck you're one sad cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:05:29 2017 No.3982931 >>3982915 Dat childhood GB game.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:09:10 2017 No.3982936 >>3982468 how about using a cartoon version and a bunch of stills to use when addressing the camera l hate to say it, but a bit like egoraptor in sequelitis.

Anonymous Wed May 10 03:12:47 2017 No.3982941

>>3982936
That's boring, and played out.

Tons of untalented "talkers" on youtube do this, like Sargon.

If you're going to talk about games, just show gameplay footage. You shouldn't add an avatar unless it adds something. That faggot Arlo's videos would be exactly the same if he didn't use his muppet, and potentially better since he could use the time to actually show the things in game he was talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:16:05 2017 No.3982951 >>3982709 >UK perspective on things >MegaTen and Persona pick one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:18:11 2017 No.3982954 >>3982929 >ignoring my post about mike Virgin detected

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:19:16 2017 No.3982956 >>3982951 He brought on an American girl who has been playing since Revelations Persona. She sounded real fuckin qt and speaks Japanese too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:19:52 2017 No.3982959 >>3982954 I don't give a fuck about cinemassacre, sperg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:21:20 2017 No.3982963 >>3982959 No you just wanted to white knight supapixelgirl, gotta get those virtue signal points in huh? Stay mad you numale cuck :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:22:26 2017 No.3982964 Did anyone here watch the Electric Playground rundown today >shills colbert and talks about how censorship is bad >japanese game gets censored and not a peep Why did Vic have to become SJW... we need Tommy back

Anonymous Wed May 10 03:23:17 2017 No.3982967
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>>3982908
I like your channel. I think you're a little monotone sometimes like a kid reading in front of class, but whatever.

"Lef-tanents"? Are you British? You don't sound it.

>>3982667
I didn't dislike them, but I didn't find in them the same joy as in many previous ones. I know that's kind of a non-answer, but it's hard to point my finger at anything

maybe it's all just too subtle for dummies

I'm kind of a piece of shit, so I'll probably change my mind if either catches flame and ignites some sweet retarded youtube drama.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:24:05 2017 No.3982970 File: 85 KB, 714x712, (You).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982963 I don't give a fuck about her either, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:25:30 2017 No.3982971 >>3982963 >virtue signal points >numale cuck >/r9gag/ neckbeards trying to co-opt /pol/speak wew lad

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:25:35 2017 No.3982972 >>3982970 That's why you replied huh? (You)

Anonymous Wed May 10 03:25:56 2017 No.3982973

>>3982941
I wasn't thinking of talking over the game footage, moreso like using the cartoon segments to act as links between bits, and making like a varietal type show. With an intro, and then segments based on varying things, almost like old game review shows. No skits or cringy 'bits' but just a little talking to the audience every now and then outside of the game footage to vary it up a bit. Think that could be interesting at all? I was thinking of something a bit like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLjd8P7oq5k I really like how he sorta apes the extra credits podium thing for his spiels.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:25:58 2017 No.3982974 >>3982967 Canadian. The monotone thing is something I've been working on.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:26:38 2017 No.3982975 >>3982971 (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:27:28 2017 No.3982978 File: 11 KB, 240x260, sucksyourdick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3982972 I replied to let you know you're a sad cunt, look at how emotionally involved you are over some random youtube bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:27:52 2017 No.3982980 >>3982974 Where you at famiglio

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:29:12 2017 No.3982982 >>3982978 >making a fun shitpost is being "emotionally involved" You seem emotionally involved with me R E N T F R E E E N T F R E E

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:31:12 2017 No.3982983 >>3982982 >i-i was just pretending

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:32:20 2017 No.3982985 >>3982983 Gimme another (You) that shitpost had some good legs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:33:18 2017 No.3982990 @3982985

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:34:08 2017 No.3982992 >3982990 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:38:42 2017 No.3982998 >>3982865 asmr creeps me the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:40:41 2017 No.3983004 >>3982956 >been playing since Revelations Persona ok i take it back, that bitch is an og

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:41:50 2017 No.3983006 >>3982967 >"Lef-tanents" Link the video so I can judge his accent. t. prairie scum

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:43:14 2017 No.3983010 >>3983006 Actraiser one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:48:32 2017 No.3983023 >>3983006 I'm from BC.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:03:26 2017 No.3983049 I was only half paying attention, but I guess I'm too Canadian or missed the word. You just sound like a normal dude, but you repeat words a lot. The monotone isn't too bad, and I'm sure you'll get better with time.

Anonymous Wed May 10 07:29:39 2017 No.3983261

>>3982646
If any one of the regulars of this general had any respect for the board, they would put this general on a board where it actually belongs. Take your '/v/ meets /pol/' tier garbage conversation and fuck off back to the comments section where you can jerk off your ecelebs with a name and like buttons.

Anonymous Wed May 10 07:36:17 2017 No.3983269

>>3980081
I guess I'll have to repost it:

Ross is an incompetent twat, and some times resorts to bullshit to prove his biased point.

For instance in his review of "Well of Souls" he deliberately uses shit weapon against enemies and bosses then whines about how even basic mooks take millenia to kill, and deletes video replies that demonstrate same section beaten effortlessly.

In Revenant review he ignores crucial tutorial - Guard tells him to go to Trainer and learn moves, he ignores him saying he does not need a tutorial in hack'n'slash, proceeds to use basic attacks for the whole game, then whines how he constantly runs out of potions, since he never learned that game has combos, blocks and dodges.

Then he talks for ~20 minutes about bugs that get removed by applying the latest patch (which is an obvious thing to do for a game designed with Win98 in mind, when playing it in Win7).

He then proceeds talking about ridiculous loading times, while showing the options menu, with all Precaching options enabled and cranked to max (it forces game to completely unload all assets, then load new ones on every transition), and all load-while-playing options disabled.

He whines about magic system being ridiculous and saying that he'll never use it, then minutes later whines about the fist-fighting boss battle. Cherry on top: While he talks about magic he scrolls over 2 spells (Might and Fist Mastery) that were explicitly given to him by an NPC in order to beat the boss with minimal effort.

After all this I doubt I can believe anything he says ever again, since I don't know what parts are legit and what are utter bullshit he pulled out of his ass.

Anonymous Wed May 10 08:14:12 2017 No.3983310

>>3983269
It's hard to tell whats accurate without playing a game.

If you're willingly ignoring game mechanics and trying to give an objective review you've failed to do your due diligence.

Some games there are deeper mechanics that can be hard to get into without external guides. A lot of games don't even require you to go past the most basic of mechanics.

Your complaints seem valid. I don't mind a little embellishment for the sake of entertainment. There's a fine line between pretending to be retarded, and actually being retarded.

Anonymous Wed May 10 09:26:56 2017 No.3983409

>>3983310
The combat mechanics in Revenant aren't even obscure - there's combo-specific bindings in Controls section, and you are specifically told to "Go see Combat Master to learn about advanced combat techniques"

The main problem is - people who watch his reviews that did not play these games are led to believe that he is right. look at the comments to his Revenant review - there are several that claim they thought about buying the game on GOG but won't now because of his review and thanking him for putting up an amazing work.

His reviews are entertaining that's true, but in those cases he has shown that none of his reviews can be trusted because there's a significant chance that he's pulling shit out of his own arse again.

Maybe he is right in some of his reviews that the games in question are shit, but Revenant and Well of Souls reviews proved him to be so objectively untrustworthy that I can not be sure anymore - that essentially makes all of his other reviews worthless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:52:19 2017 No.3983435 >>3983261 You could just shut the fuck up and stop complaining.

Anonymous Wed May 10 10:20:42 2017 No.3983489

>>3980097
>mike has zero natural talent.

I think this is why he doesnt like new games and is always saying he has a horrible memory.

The only way he can appear good is to play a game by muscle memory. Check his ninja gaiden streams. He jumps and attacks the same way every attempt. He'll go out of his way to get a ninpo powerup, despite not needing any. Its all about patterns. If he is caught out of his pattern, he spams the attack button instead of timing his attack. By claiming he has a bad memory (while making an obscure AVGN reference then naming the episode number and title), he thinks he is fooling people in to thinking he is good at games.

If he is faced with a modern game, where an enemy doesnt just follow a pattern, he sperges out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:25:55 2017 No.3983492 >>3980241 Fucking worthless trash. When i first heard about him i thought he did a couple long (song length) takes then merged the audio. Boy was i wrong. I could do what he does with a couple dozen clips and autotune.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:30:34 2017 No.3983495 >>3980594 Except he started doing mike and ryan before bootsy was dropped.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:36:50 2017 No.3983505 File: 83 KB, 1056x720, workedatsierra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3980736 I think he is the best. After all, he worked for sierra! That was my favorite gaming company back in the day!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:49:40 2017 No.3983516 >>3981464 He did that for a while, at least on streams. Used to be every sunday they'd play some mario party or someshit, but I think she got tired of all the "wheelchair" jokes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:01:26 2017 No.3983530 >>3981874 Does he really? In the current /vr/ "community", knowing a lot about old pc games doesnt have high requirements.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:02:38 2017 No.3983532 >>3981891 But console /vr/ is where the views are at!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:19:08 2017 No.3983549 I'm giving up on Completionist for now. I'll check back with him later and hopefully he'll release another video on something not mainstream like an old PSX game but he's sold out too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:19:21 2017 No.3983550 anyone remember sirronlionheart or something? he played kaizomario back in 09.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:45:45 2017 No.3983581 >>3982891 Wouldn't surprise me. Mike's a psycho.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:55:35 2017 No.3983834 So why aren't Youtubers allowed to make money, 4chan?

Anonymous Wed May 10 14:06:55 2017 No.3983853

>>3983834
>why aren't Youtubers allowed to make money
It's not that they aren't, it's just that most of them are
>unoriginal
>wrong
>idiots
or all of the above

I think some of the hate does come justifiably from a little bit of jealousy. Working a shitty job, then seeing some guy who hasn't made a video in 6 months getting 800 bucks a month via patreon would make anyone jealous.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:36:06 2017 No.3983897 >>3983834 The problem is the majority are entitled and make unoriginal content that serves no purpose that act like theyre an authority on vidya when theyre nothing more than a hobbyist.

Anonymous Wed May 10 15:51:58 2017 No.3984054

Does anyone else find Jeremy Parish to be an insufferable cunt. I swear people only think Gameboy world is so great because it has somewhat decent production compared to most shit on youtube. His Wizards and Warriors review was shit, his Fall of the Foot Clan review was shit, I don't know why people are so high on gay boy world. "Metroidvania chronicles" is just him throwing that label on whatever he wants and he always makes things so douchey and hipster

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:02:01 2017 No.3984082 >>3981773 gender is your biological sex they aren't two separate things that is just a shitty forced meme from pseudo scientists that want to be remembered for something even if it is retarded made up bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:24:48 2017 No.3984602 >>3981798 Stirner is a retard you shitty fag

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:17:09 2017 No.3984694 >>3983492 >When i first heard about him i thought he did a couple long (song length) takes then merged the audio. Boy was i wrong. wait, he doesnt?

Anonymous Wed May 10 22:05:24 2017 No.3984772

What exactly do people have against what jontron said? Has liberal propaganda got you so riled up you are too stupid to know the difference between immigrants who want to come and assimilate and illegal welfar shoppers. Wew lads you are fucking dumb, I am sure jon has no problem with iranian immigrants who want to come to america and live as americans, not fucking welfare shoppers who want to live in their own communities and dont even speak english. Why the fuck do you liberals even tolerate that shit? It's not jontrons fault he hasn't really been following this shit long enough to have the proper arguments of his own formed, but when you faggots just spout shitty tumblr memes like HES A NAZI you sound even worse than you think he does. Right wing jontron is the best jontron, socialism breeds low standards and creates a society of losers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 22:10:03 2017 No.3984779 >>3984772 nice pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 22:44:04 2017 No.3984857 >>3983549 I don't even know who he is, but I lost respect for him when he didn't stand up to Aonuma about everyone already knowing you could get to the final boss in BotW whenever. Why even waste yours and their time if you're going to be such a sissy.

Anonymous Wed May 10 22:45:50 2017 No.3984862

>>3984054
He was alright up until the last 5 years or so, now he's a complete douche.

Source: Chatted with the bastard on forums and such from the turn of the century and ended up following some of his ZD/1UP stuff and Retronauts. He wasn't a complete douche back then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 23:37:51 2017 No.3984967 >>3984779 Yeah it's original content I just whipped up. You got a retort though? Jontron is based

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 00:29:51 2017 No.3985075 >>3980736 Personally I just can't get past how his face looks and how fat he is. I haven't ever even watched his videos, not even a brief clip. He's so ugly! It's too much.

Anonymous Thu May 11 00:40:30 2017 No.3985094

>>3982786

I never heard of her but I looked her up because of this thread and it turned out she was fat. What is the point of somebody selling their cute female appearance if they aren't even cute? She could like triple her ad income or whatever just by eating less. She isn't a whore, whores develop business sense or they starve. She's just some person.

Anonymous Thu May 11 00:43:05 2017 No.3985098

>>3982998

ASMR is the greatest of God's gifts to mankind, and its recent flourishing on YouTube is the final fulfillment of His covenant with us all. You love it. You just don't know it yet. Open your heart and crank up your headphones and join us, anon. Join us in the heavenly kingdom, and be saved, and have your ears caressed by angels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOpgd502gLw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 00:53:28 2017 No.3985114 >>3985075 It's a channel for manchild collecting hobby not the Calvin Klein fashion runway Couldn't care less how he looks as long as he's not one of those annoying screaming YouTube faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 00:54:31 2017 No.3985117 >>3984862 God I miss 1UP. They were the best site like that on the web

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 00:56:41 2017 No.3985121 >>3985114 metal jesus is offensively ugly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:00:13 2017 No.3985127 >>3985114 But like what if his face were dripping with pus because of leprosy or something? I mean you might be bothered by that. There's usually a threshold for that sort of thing. His dumb face and fat neck are over my threshold (slightly).

Anonymous Thu May 11 01:02:32 2017 No.3985131

>>3985121
Good thing I don't plan on sucking his dick any time soon then. Fucking faggot sheltered millennials. He looks no different than any average retro enthusiast pre-YouTube hipster faggot invasion

It's a hobby for collecting old children toys not being some makeup fashionista numale millennial

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:03:42 2017 No.3985137 >>3985127 He doesn't even look that bad since he grew a goatee and I've known guys with deformed faces before didn't stop me from hanging out with them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:05:21 2017 No.3985141 >>3985131 His dick probably looks okay though, so I'm not sure I'm following

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:08:31 2017 No.3985151 metal jesus looks like a greasy fucking slug who showers once a week

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:15:23 2017 No.3985167 >>3985098 dude fuck off with that shitty meme people who enjoy crinkling chip bags and other annoying shit have brain damage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:20:02 2017 No.3985179 >>3985151 But the boi pucci game is on POINT

Anonymous Thu May 11 01:27:28 2017 No.3985195

>>3985167

Not everyone is ready for His word. After the cleansing, we will mourn your loss, as we gently crinkle the cinders of your bones next to our microphones. Perhaps your lingering spirit will find solace in this, should you indeed have ever possessed one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:29:01 2017 No.3985196 >>3985195 dude you have brain damage, sounds trigger neural responses from you that they shouldn't much like a child triggers a response in a pedophile. You are from the same lot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:32:13 2017 No.3985202 Metal jesus should really be called dad rock jesus

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:35:06 2017 No.3985203 >>3985202 why? doesnt he only wear metal shirts?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 01:41:32 2017 No.3985210 >>3985203 i dunno hes not a very good metal head

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 02:38:14 2017 No.3985285 Bump

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 02:40:34 2017 No.3985291 >>3985285 nigga make a new thread if you wanna talk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 02:52:53 2017 No.3985309 Get in here lads >>3985305

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 10:41:37 2017 No.3985858 >>3985285 Long past the bump limit of 500 on this board.

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