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3949315 No.3949315 [Reply] [Original]

do any retro gamers keep it low key with just one console?
this is what's kinda cool about people who game on their computer or an emulator box

>> No.3949340

>>3949315
What the fuck does this post say

>> No.3949347

Nigger the point of collecting is showing everyone online that I do.

>> No.3949350

>>3949340
I'm confused myself. I see words, but nothing makes any sense.

>> No.3949358

>>3949350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq0XNILIYTw

>> No.3949369

Ok like if you just have one console and a couple games you could still get pussy, but if you had a whole pile of them its like pussy repellent

>> No.3949371

>>3949369
What the fuck am I reading

>> No.3949387

>>3949369
I don't have money for dates. I buy retro games.

>> No.3949390

>>3949369
No, just...no. Videogames will not get you pussy. What the hell is wrong with you? What the fuck does any of this have to do with /vr/?

>> No.3949403

OP (and what I assume to be his later post) is implying that being "too much" into old games, as would be evidenced by owning many physical consoles and cartridges, is not cool, but being into them only enough to have one token console and/or emulate on the other hand IS cool.


Basically the typical "having a strong passion for something outside of mainstream interests and entertainment makes you a loser" mentality.

>> No.3949408

>>3949403
(and having a passing interest in something obscure is cool, but somehow cooler than being really into said thing -- having shelves of NES games will likely make you an outcast, but a hipster-tier NES controller belt buckle will help you get your dick sucked)

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3949410

>Why not just emulate?


for the 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 time I told you idiots, emulators are not accurate at all and it takes hours to set up to even look like they did on a CRT

>> No.3949419

twitter faggots need to get the hell off /vr/

>> No.3949436

>>3949410
This desu

>> No.3949439

>>3949315
>being this dickless

>> No.3949478

>>3949403
>>3949408

Of course all this mattering rests on the idea that anon from /vr/ is likely to bring home a girl at all. If they've gotten this far and seeing their shelf of NES games instantly dries up the girl's pussy, it was probably a bad match.

>> No.3949481

>>3949478
maybe she was a sega grill

>> No.3949483

>>3949410
>being this much of a graphics fag

>> No.3949487
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3949487

>you guys only play games for pussy, right?
>you guys only draw for pussy, right?
>you guys only watch anime for pussy, right?

What is with this mentality? What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop thinking with your dick, retard.

>> No.3949494

>>3949481
>sega
>girl
Have you ever seen one in real life? It can't happen because unlike some other game company, Sega isn't a meme

>> No.3949497

>>3949487
Well, I used to do all four of those things with my ex.

>> No.3949503

>>3949494
ya you're right only loser neckbeards nerds are into sega

>> No.3949504
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3949504

>>3949497
Including thinking with your dicks?

>> No.3949519

>>3949504
Well, I guess she thought with her pussy. So yes.

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3949520

>>3949504

>> No.3949546

>>3949410
unbridled autism

>> No.3950387

>>3949315
losers would do that, sure.

>> No.3951361

>>3949369
Yeah but instead of pussy I realized collecting is really incredibly consumerist even if what you're collecting is old and obsolete you're still desiring physical objects and allowing yourself to be happy when you acquire them and that's always wack.
So I just roll with running RA on my wii connected to a nice CRT now. (Kept my PS2 and 64 because emulation for the latter and the PS1 is iffy from what I've heard)

>> No.3951387

>>3949387
this desu

>> No.3951402

>>3949410
The emulation on our Retron 5 is honestly accurate enough for me and my wife.
I mean it plays Super Mario Bros 3 and Kirby and that's really all we need.
You guys really shouldn't take all this so serious.

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3951408

>>3949369
nigga pussy ain't ever been there for me
I ain't gonna be there for the pussy

>> No.3951437

>>3949410
Aren't emulators for consoles up to the fourth gen + PS1 pretty accurate?

>it takes hours to set up to even look like they did on a CRT
Why not emulate on a CRT?

>> No.3951452

>>3951437
>Aren't emulators for consoles up to the fourth gen + PS1 pretty accurate?
No.

>Why not emulate on a CRT?
Because that would still be playing with myriad of roms to select, savestates, slow key and fast forward cheats.

>> No.3951503

>>3951361

>emulator + n64 and ps2

My nibba. This is exactly my setup. I have an XBOX as well tho because it's full of nostalgic music and I like the visualizer.

>> No.3951521

Yeah, I just have a PS1 hooked up to my CRT in my bedroom, then have my Xbox 1 and PC on my desk where I do real gaming.

Retro is just a fun bedtime mindless nostalgia hobby

>> No.3951525

>>3951521
>Retro is just a fun bedtime mindless nostalgia hobby
You don't belong here.
>>>/v/

>> No.3951528

>>3951452
>Because that would still be playing with myriad of roms to select, savestates, slow key and fast forward cheats.
I'm going to blow your mind
okay

are you ready?


All of those things are optional

>> No.3951539

>>3951525
I have more FF8 knowledge than anyone on this board.

That aside, I stick to /vg/ for Dark Souls and Rainbow Six Siege. /v/ is too congested.

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3951924

>>3951539
>I have more FF8 knowledge than anyone on this board.

>> No.3952002

>>3951924
Haha.. that's actually pretty accurate, minus the religion.

>> No.3953008

>>3952002
Neck yourself you fucking imbecile.

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3953020

>>3949369
Nigga I got a complete ps1 rpg collection and pull pussy all day. You keep that shit in shoeboxes under the bed not on the shelf.

>> No.3953091

>>3949315
If they're poor babies like you they probably have less than one.

>>3949369
Bitches don't care how many consoles you have. They care if your entire house looks like a manchildcave.

>> No.3953134

>>3951521
>real gaming
oh geez