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What are the non-eroge retro game moments that turned you into MEN, /vr/?

>> No.3941020

the quasi panty shot from streets of rage 2?

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>> No.3941047

Beating the Adventures of Bayou Billy. That turned me into a man.

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pussies, both you and these two

>> No.3941050

Extra innings cheerleader cutscene gave me extra inches ;D

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Not kidding. I was 10 and i started masturbating with her. It was the idea of the big boobs and being around my age i think.

>> No.3941092

>masturbating with her

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You clearly didn't discover RE2 doujins as a child anon. You read correctly, i just follwed by example.

I was so young i couldn't even ejaculate when i orgasamed but i finally understood what i wanted to do with the girls in my class involving my lil peen. Anyone else get poor, creepy sexual education via video games??

>> No.3941114


>I was so young i couldn't even ejaculate when i orgasamed...

Same. It took another month before I could properly produce.

Started with just clear fluid, after the first few.

>> No.3941119

Probably kickstarted something. Took me a full year after, my lucky charm though, so curious was a friend after i told her about this new goo and the sprouting hair that i got my first hand job after she asked to see.

>> No.3941127

>new goo
fuckin' lol

>> No.3941130

Quite few. But the biggest was of course Tomb Raider

>> No.3941134

I remember being embarresed about the stuff even though it was just me that saw it, i used to just politley catch it in my own hand but i couldn't stop it free flying on the occasion i got the handjob and made a mess of everyone before i could stop it. Kek.

>> No.3941232

>not having your first orgasm while playing super Mario world

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That was just too much, wasn't it?
Fighters were always full of those.

But if I have to pick the earliest one, it would have to be this.

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Tomb raider and parasite eve were mine

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Streets of rage might have had an american cast but Streets of Rage is Japanese as fuck, and Blaze is a typical mid 1980's-1990's japanese woman design. As is Tifa Lockhart, as is Jun Lazama in Tekken 2. God bless this time period for Japanese women it was fucking god tier.

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I note you don't say what enduced said orgasam

>> No.3941338

its pretty obvious dude

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Does Metal & Lace count as eroge? Also my older sister's boyfriend had a Strip Poker game for Atari (wanna say 7800?)
And, of course, Chun Li's lightning kick (she didn't have Kikouken yet when I first played her). And Cammy White. And, Mai Shiranui.
And let's not forget the MK1 nudality that everyone's seen but no one knows how to do.

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I don't mean the content i meant the action

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>> No.3941518

christ you're dense

>> No.3941532

Do u know what nemesis means?

>> No.3941538

The third Resident Evil game?

>> No.3941540

but anon, that movie isn't retro

>> No.3941560

It always bugged me that my friend always came into a tissue. Seeing it roll down your dick makes you feel so virile. I always tried to get him to just cum freely and clean up later, but he didn't want to deal with missing a spot wiping up.

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>> No.3941567


Dude, I regularly have to deal with my spooge flying across the room, I know that feel.

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something something polygons...

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>Multiple Gainax bounces in the opening video
>the moaning sounds during battle
>the one costume of the main villain that makes it look like she's only wearing pasties and a loincloth
>the voice over for one of the story modes highly eluding that the two characters had just finished fucking

To this day, i'm still mystified that I first played with my minister's son over at their house.

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The manual was enough for me.

>> No.3941580

It's not like he was firing barrels of it out.

It's just kind of an anti-climax when you jerking off with a friend and when the big moment happens and they just cover their cock with a tissue.

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>> No.3941587


I find it hard to believe that Chun-Li's hips are only 35".


Not who you're replying to, but why are you wanting to jerk off with a friend in the first place? As a straight it seems like that'd be a turn off, And if you're gay why not just jerk each other off? Also gripping the tip is a better method.

>> No.3941607

Not gay, but bi.
When you're horny as fuck as a teenager in the middle of nowhere, having anyone around who'll get off with you is appreciated; it goes beyond orientation. It was just more of the principle of the thing. It's like getting to feel up a girl, but she won't like you touch her nipple, even though she's letting you grope her skin to skin.

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I'm surprised anyone remembers this game.

>> No.3941627

Fuck off mariconchis!

>> No.3941687
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shit, I was a lusty young lad even before I got my PS1, but seeing 3d tits was fucking crazy
jill valentine, regina, rebecca chambers, lara croft, tifa, aeris, even sherry, fuckin' blew my mind how crazy all these POLYGONAL TITTIES were and how they were fucking EVERYWHERE
and now that I've unlocked my true powers there aren't many women in old vidya I wouldn't fuck
somethin' bout those 2D faces and polygonal asses really chambers my cartridge

man all I had to talk to about my newfound splooge powers was my jackass weeb friend

I wish I had cute girls to talk to about jerkin it and have them slobber my clobber as a kid

>> No.3941716 [DELETED] 

you fags are talking about splooging crap too much 2bh

take it to >>>/lgbt/ I'm sure they'd love to hear all about it

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i had no chance honestly

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SF also helped of course.

>> No.3942140

Mika plays like shit though, subpar grappler only good for t&a.

>> No.3942142


Literally my first vidya fap. Only topped by DoA on the Dreamcast.

>> No.3942147


They sure made her ass look huge and wobbly... Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

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>> No.3942171

Battletoads and Double Dragon was too hard for me, even playing with a friend who was great at games. I eventually got fed up and found Game Genie codes.

I wanted to hate fuck this cunt so hard when I beat the game and she insulted me for using cheats.

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good thing ths is a T&A thread

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>> No.3942269

what game is this from? that isn't her KOF sprite

>> No.3942274

Capcom vs snk

>> No.3942284

It's an orrible cunt.

>> No.3942470

That walking animation of hers during that game.

>> No.3942497
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Fio/female character during mission complete. She would jump up and down and her shirt would ride up.

I cant find a gif of it so I'm posting this one instead. I probably would have seen (and loved) this one if I stood still for one second during metal slug.

>> No.3942513

Do you think you could see her butthole if you were standing behind her? I wonder if she farts when she's fighting sometimes. You know it's hard to control that sort of thing when doing strenuous activities.

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>have one of those pirate disk that were just a bunch of random games
>one of them was metal and lace 2
>had no idea it was a porn game
>mfw after winning the first fight

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Street fighter 2 arcade version zangief is best zangief

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>> No.3942571 [DELETED] 

this thread reeks of /v/irgins

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anybody else play this back in the day?

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The one on the left started it all, and also triggered my muscle girl fetish. Lara Croft and "Ivy" Valentine eventually followed.

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aw mane you know it

>> No.3942795
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In retrospect I must have looked like the creepiest weirdo in middle school carrying around the Lunar hint guide all the time.

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>> No.3942976


Same. Sorry mom n dad.

>> No.3943098
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Fighters Megamix for the Saturn had a portrait mode where you could unlock all sorts of artwork. Used to jack of to Honey and Sarah's tits.

>> No.3943112 [DELETED] 

/lgbt/ isn't even about talking about sexuality. It's literally a board for gays and lesbians to talk about lynching trans people.

>> No.3943125 [DELETED] 

Pretty cool.

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Turned me into a hunter of artbooks and Japanese magazines just to get a bigger image to gawk at.

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SOR1!Blaze was the best Blaze.

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I always wanted to be Billy Lee on the cover of Double Dragon II. Or was that Jimmy? Whoever the hell is holding Marian like that. They never could keep their hair colors straight.

>> No.3943181


Do you still have said Lunar hintbook?

>> No.3943182


Get in or out but close the dang door yer lettin' the stank OOOOUT!

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Jesus Christ.

>> No.3943186


Found the self-conscious 14-year-old.

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I know I'm not the only one.

>> No.3943224 [DELETED] 

kys pham

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I think Chun Li was the first tiddies I ever saw as a kid

>> No.3943230 [DELETED] 


I can't read wigger. Please post in English.

>> No.3943248

But that's snes9x

>> No.3943251 [DELETED] 

I can't read underage. Please post in English.

>> No.3943253 [DELETED] 


I'm 28 you little cocksuck.

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>> No.3943269 [DELETED] 

I can't read sperglord. Please post in English.

>> No.3943275 [DELETED] 


>> No.3943279 [DELETED] 


Your post has already been removed on at least two occasions. You sure you wanna be a dumb motherfucker and go for a third?

>> No.3943281 [DELETED] 

I don't speak scary internet toughguy. Please post in English.

>> No.3943315
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>She would jump up and down and her shirt would ride up
I think that was Eri.

>> No.3943339

Childhood, like 9 or 10
Darkstalkers 3
Choose Felicia
Hold ↓

Penis got strong.

>> No.3943403 [DELETED] 

Time to go back to /v/ with your lame shitposting, /v/irgin sperglord.

>> No.3943423

>posts death animation

what the hell is wrong with you

>> No.3943457

But that's just a muscular man with a huge neck facing sideways.

>> No.3943459

Choose BB Hood/Bulleta
Hold ↓


>> No.3943505


Genuinely curious as to what was nice about it. I love jap females.

>> No.3943520


>has had three consecutive posts removed

>all were phoneposting garbage lingo

And somehow I'm the sperglord? Get a life.

>> No.3943525

>he thinks keeping count will make him not look like the sperglorg shitposter from /v/

It takes two to tango kid, and you're shit at it.

>> No.3943596

No. It got lost when mom didn't pay for storage.

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>be a teen
>walk into arcade
>see KOF98 for the first time
>see this move
Not the first time I've been mesmerized by hot women in games (that would be Chun-li), but the biggest HNNNNNGG of my life to this day.

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dude you're so fucking gay holy shit

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>> No.3943859
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DOA2 cd insert or really anything that happened in that game. I had my first sexual thoughts when I was 10 because of this game combined with later a limewire video about how to masturbate (that was supposed to be a 400mb rip of The Matrix, lol.)

Then when I was 11 I actually had sex but that story is not for this type of board. To be a kid was something else.

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lol my first fap was to this Lei Fang render. Then I started checking out Chinese chicks.

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Hitomi and her moves on the Dreamcast were my first vidya fap. That move where she jumps up and lands on your face with your crotch to slam you to the ground....exquisite.


>> No.3944470


>kasumi, i just got my big titty nip whores confused

>> No.3944496

really? 'cause it's actually 14 year olds that find masturbation discussion highly fascinating. maybe when you finally get your pecker wet you'll get over it.

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Lei Fang best girl. Needs more love. Shame Japan has shit taste

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>> No.3944593

Rare girls are pretty hot.
I dedicated some faps to thar Orchid pic when I was a kid.
And Vela had that super short skirt and that tittie bounce.

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>> No.3944720


>being this uncomfortable with your sexuality

Are you American by any chance?

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>character is a literal hooker
>sex moans when she gets hit
>transformation leaves her with even less clothing

>> No.3944738

I'm not uncomfortable lol. I'm just not 12 anymore you hopeless manchild virgin.

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> Chun-Li's only actual fight in the movie
> Borderline rapey setup in which she gets the shit kicked out of her while in her nightie, preceded by a full frontal nudity shower scene

A bit too exploitative and creepy. I'll take Mai Shiranui's shower scene any day; it didn't try to disguise the obvious boob quota as some sort of classy hitchcockian suspense

>> No.3944778 [DELETED] 

Tumblrette get out of here.

>> No.3944780


To be fair she did totally win that fight. Dropped a fucking sofa on the nigga

>> No.3944783 [DELETED] 

I was busy laughing to that scene because of the portuguese-portugal due to "calma videl"

But Bulma taking the bath takes the cake, like other early scenes with her.

>> No.3944787


Im gonna be honest, I could never understand how people could find Bulma REMOTELY attractive.

>> No.3944802

Blaze and the twin Blazes in the SoR1.

Back in the 90s? That first bath scene with Yamcha lurking... fucking hell. It was uncensored, so you could see the boobs, as at a later scene in the bed you could see her nipples.

Anyways, it was the wrong thread in the wrong board, my bad.

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oh great another problematic shitposter.
Street Fighter II was a brutal game with blood and vomit. Chun Li can take care of herself and kicked the shit out of Vega. You know Obari crotch shots and girls look why more down syndromy.

>> No.3944808


I mean I get there are tits but I just never felt like it was a very good design overall. Too much forehead and eyes the size of her face on top of a haircut that basically screams special needs child

>> No.3944816


I don't think that makes anyone a tumblerite complaining because it was. Exploitation films are a full genre unto themselves. His whole point is that Obari didn't pretend he was throwing tits up for the sake of tits. He did in SF, he did it in toshinden and he did it in Gowcaizer.

No one's whining there are tits but if you're gonna throw tits on the screen don't pretend it's for some other purpose.

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err. FF I meant to say. But yeah, SNK never ever pretended that Mai wasn't a fan service character

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whatever cuck I dont need to have yet another political problematic discussion with you about fucking video game anime tiddies jesus christ.

>> No.3944941


So don't turn it into one you pussy

>> No.3945270


>> No.3945331

I never understood why her legs are so damn dark compared to the rest of her skin color. That still confuses me. They did some amazing pixel art but overdid the shading which makes it look as if there was something wrong with her skin.

>> No.3945338

>adult/man hobby

>> No.3945340

is this bait? you dont know women wear stockings?

>> No.3945361

Humba Wumba from Banjo Tooie
The Mermaid from DK64

>> No.3945362

There are no men here

>> No.3945483

Man, i love that animation, so much better than the recent 3D rubbish

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Obvious bait, but the small amount of doubt is a mountain of disbelief

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>> No.3945621


Dude, you even typed out the nervous laugh afterward. Yeah; you're uncomfortable as fuck.

>> No.3945687
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whats wrong with your face?

>> No.3945690

Wow. Y'know, I never noticed but these kind of people really do enjoy guising their crap with nervous laughter.

>> No.3945695


Ive honestly seen people say stupider shit on this board

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Not even the most brutal death in the series. I can't find a gif of it anywhere but it's by pic related

I really need to learn how to make 'em myself.

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Pic related. Wincest story coming up I guess

>have a twin sister
>playing MK3 (or Ultimate, don't remember) for the first time, we were around 9 at the time
>she uses Mileena and Kitana a lot
>she mentions they have big boobs
>I notice, get little boner, I think I had gotten boners before but nothing as this
>I was wearing nothing but shorts or boxers
>sister notices
>she pauses game and thinks something is wrong
>I tell her my pee pee is hard
>she worries and says we should call for help
>i tell her its normal when I see boobs like that
>decide to stop playing
>she is both grossed out but curious
>demands to see my boner
>reluctantly show her, but only if she shows me her vag first
>she does
>boner gets stronger, I feel the urge to touch my dick
>hear mom coming back home
>we panic, sis and I pretend to be asleep
>lose boner, begin doing homework and forget what happened for a couple of days

>> No.3945727 [DELETED] 


I hate greentext so I'll drop it. Next weekend sis and I play Mario Kart because she doesn't want to play Mortal Kombat, saying she almost always loses. I tell her our parents aren't home so we should play, since we sort of played the game hidden because muh blood and gore, and the friend who lend me the game would prolly want it any day now. So I convince her and she uses one of the female ninjas and when the VS screen comes up with the large images, I tell her to stop and we put the controlers down. Again, I had a boner and this weird, nervous feeling again. I told my sis it felt good whe I touched my boner and asked her if she felt anything in her vag. She said she felt tingly sometimes when she touched it. I suggested we should lay in bed and play with our junk, and so we did. We pretty much slowly discovered masturbating, but for some reason never masturbated each other or didnt know what an orgasm was. We did this a few times a week when we were alone, without the need to play; one of us usually suggested it and I'd easily get a boner just by laying there with my dick out.


>> No.3945740 [DELETED] 

So a couple of months pass and one night our parents had to leave town for the weekend so they left us with a babysitter, who was some nice fat highschool chick who was close to our family. It was the first time we were practically alone for an entire night, so I suggested my that we masturbate in bed for as long as we can. We did and since it was hot I got all naked and so did she. For some reason seeing her naked this time really made me feel hot and harder. I tugged on my little hard dick and entered some sort of trance which ended in violent pulsations of my penis that felt like I was peeing dry, but that felt really, really good. I told her what happened and said she'd try to masturbate too see if she could do that too. I didn't really know if she did, but I was still hard and had the brilliant idea of "what if we make our junk touch each other? that way it will feel good for both" She accepted, and I sort of grinded my dick on her pussy and there was something instinctual about it that made me keep going, but nothing seemed to happen and she got bored so we went to sleep.


>> No.3945751 [DELETED] 

Unfortunately, something happened on that trip that my parents got home really angry, and it was many years later I realized my dad had cheated on my mom and she found out on that trip, so the whole fighting and soon to be divorce kind of sent my sister and I into depression.

I remember borrowing Mortal Kombat from that friend again and tried making my sister play it just so we could maybe fap together again (I knew how to make myself cum by then), and although we did a few times, she never seemed to orgasm and was kind of disinterested.

So the divorce goes on, my dad left but was sent to prison so we became poorfags and my sister and I didn't really do much sexual stuff. We got older and began puberty and didnt play vidya since we sold most of our stuff because of being poorfags. We never really had sex, and the last time we sort of fapped together was when we were 13, and she was embarassed because by then she knew what we were doing was wrong and taboo, so we stopped doing it together. Last time I did anything remotely resembling wincest was fapping with my sister's panties when we were 16 because I was horny and hadnt fapped for like 2 weeks because of some flu I got.

She began dating some normie in highschool and got pregnant at like 17. Now we're 28 years old and seldom see each other because she moved to another state.

So yeah, those Mortal Kombat females still give me boners.

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>> No.3945779
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>> No.3945787


Jesus fuck we where just asking for sexy retro pics not your weird ass life story

>> No.3945818
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Those lightning pants do leave very little to the imagination

>> No.3945838 [DELETED] 

lol whatever helps you sleep my hopeless little manchild

>> No.3945861

lol ah man, good story, and I'm sorry dude.

>> No.3945869

he's right, you know. Shouldn't have said anything. Shoulda left it alone.

>> No.3945872
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I was eleven and not ready for this.

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>> No.3945880

manchildren are children too you insensitive FUCK

>> No.3945887 [DELETED] 
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you're just upset that the only place somebody wants to talk about your little pecker is in an online thread about pixelated tits lmao. this is probably the most somebody else has ever acknowledged your dick's existence, and it's from another fucking loser anonymous neckbeard. self awareness is a bitch ayy?

I'll be over here actually fucking real bitches while you remain in the pathetic 12 year old mindchild mindset you'll always be in. a literal fucking loser lol

>> No.3945898
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its called panty hose you /v/irgins

>> No.3945916

wow wow. you dont expect me to read all that, do you?

>> No.3945920

Obari is known for throwing stuff in because he likes it. He doesn't try to cover up up at all.

>> No.3945924

This is exactly what a stunted man child thinks people who frequently have sex talk like.

>> No.3945926 [DELETED] 

>confirming he lives a life of denial

>> No.3945929 [DELETED] 

>people who have sex
Virgin confirmed :^)

>> No.3945941

I need a screencap of this for my /v/ stories folder.

>> No.3945946
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>> No.3946090 [DELETED] 

>Ughhhhhh female nudity is creepy

Please go back to Neogaf and never return.

>> No.3946097

fuck you I can't ever unsee that now

>> No.3946116
File: 232 KB, 638x427, FFVII_Fascination.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

This made me realize I had a femdom fetish

>> No.3946157

In FFVII if you run away, Tifa's boobs bounce. For maximum fapping you can get into a boss fight since you can run all day and ever escape, also helps if Tifa is in the second position and back row.

>> No.3946159 [DELETED] 

all of you need to kyss

>> No.3946286
File: 23 KB, 248x347, MSV_FC_Yuko_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Yuko from the Valis series was my first sexual experience.

>> No.3946298


It's time to stop posting.

>> No.3946404

>character is a literal hooker
She's a model and she's looking good

>> No.3946427
File: 47 KB, 680x383, then I bleed to death and game over music that's the full fantasy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

I want to push Max over a pool table and fuck him till my dick breaks off

>> No.3946464
File: 92 KB, 642x482, link1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>When you know you're about to enter a life filled with disappointment from your parents

>> No.3946485

I played Cover Girl Strip Poker on Amiga.

I got it from my uncle when I borrowed his Amiga games to copy. I labelled the floppy disk 'cards'.

>> No.3946606

Make it yourself, reddit leech.

>> No.3946767

Please do not do that

>> No.3946798


And kicked him out of a 10th story window.

>> No.3946810

Has it really been 20 years?! Fuck.


>> No.3946910

That was one of the best parts of the movie. Not just because of what Chun Li wasn't wearing, but seeing the Lightning Kick from both Vega's perspective and Chun Li's. But most of all because of the couch. The defeated way she fell across the couch, looking momentarily helpless while Vega taunts her, then just standing up with the couch her hands and smacking a bitch with it.

>> No.3947229
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actually she kicked him through a wall

it was the best part and fight of the movie, easily

>> No.3947241

what was this?

>> No.3947257



>> No.3947258

mortal kombat wincest story

>> No.3947260

average 4chan pedo fantasy


>> No.3947264

DUDE, Webms have a black seek bar now.

>> No.3947273
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>> No.3947376
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>> No.3947560


it's weird how feet are one of the tamest fetishes out there all things considered but feet fags still manage to be more annoying than anyone

>> No.3947608


>being this newfag

>> No.3947664

That scene WAS creepy, you dummy. It was intended to be.

>> No.3947972
File: 11 KB, 512x448, piss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.3948187

'09 tier newfriend desu. Bet you're one of the same retards that was thrilled by that fapping discussion lol.

>> No.3948281

>'09 tier newfriend
I knew it. Explains a lot.

>> No.3948301 [DELETED] 
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Sorry, anon. Once on the interwebs, it can never be taken back. You didn't have to delete the posts. It's okay to let things off your chest here.

Hope things are going well for you now.

>> No.3948312 [DELETED] 

>being proud that he's vegetated on a shithole for over 8 years
christ you're such a fucking hopeless pedophile

>> No.3948318
File: 220 KB, 711x1200, psychic_force_2012_regina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.3948357

Wait, what was this art from? A Lunar strategy guide?

>> No.3948372


He says so. I was kind of hoping it was either of the Eternal Blue ones.

>> No.3948381


No, really: you need to stop posting and go somewhere else. You are wasting your time, and our patience.

>> No.3948412

Looks like it was one of the bromides. Not sure exactly what would contain it, maybe a strategy/artbook that came with the game?

>> No.3948413
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I see your regina and raise you this regina

>> No.3948990 [DELETED] 

It was amazing how you could almost emotionally feel the sister becoming blatantly uncomfortable more and more as the years go on

>> No.3949065

You have no authority though lol. Not irl or online. You're literally a socially stunted manchild that still enjoys masturbation discussion like he's 12 years old, and also gets off to poorly imagined incest stories involving minors, all in a thread about pixelated tits. I think for your own sake you should probably leave image boards already. That's honestly the best advice I can give u.

>> No.3949080 [DELETED] 
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>You are wasting your time, and our patience.
I'm sure anon dreads those hefty monitor slaps you have prepared.

>> No.3949094


From your post I can say with some certainty that you've stumbled onto /vr from... somewhere else. 4chan might not be the best fit for you.

>> No.3949114 [DELETED] 


>> No.3949164

Are you gay or female?

>> No.3949179

I hated this.

>> No.3949182

You're trying too hard to fit in, kiddo.

>> No.3949186
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>> No.3949272
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Rogue lesbian kiss from Mutant Academy.

>> No.3949282


Says the poster who got so triggered that he had to go crying to the janitor.

>> No.3949298
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>> No.3950589

im like 95% sure my facesitting fetish is because of r. Mika

>> No.3951114
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Nice Regina ass, so here's more Regina ass.

>> No.3951135
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Who could forgot Erel's ass and tits, and all those glorious panty shots from Setsuna?

>> No.3951151
File: 64 KB, 175x200, Andariel.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

desu lads

>> No.3951458

When I rescued Annie the Mermaid, her (topless) show of affection made me check my pants (before I wrecked my pants).

>> No.3953065

Bath scenes in Suikoden and Suikoden II. I had to wait until everyone left the house since I couldn't control my raging hardon

Fucking christ it was glorious having the power to have all these cutiepie girls and basically peep on them in the tub

>> No.3953141



>> No.3955105


Not the anon you're asking, but I still have both of mine. Something you're looking for?


It's a bromide you find in game, and they put it in the fancy strategy guide you got with the deluxe edition of the games.

>> No.3955124


Would you mind scanning it? The internet sorely needs a copy of either version of Eternal Blue.

>> No.3955126


>implying dickishness will not be reported
>every single time

Go back to /v/ kid. Being an asshole isn't cool here.

>> No.3955127
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I am a Straight male that can admit to occasionally finding men attractive. ( Russan men)

Everyone's a little bi

>> No.3955136
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>> No.3955274


>> No.3955423


>> No.3955428


>be mormon.
>every fucking sunday and wednesday
>"what's porn, exactly?"
>hey, this diablo 2 game sounds fun.
>buy for $70 at best buy.
>see andariel.
>oh shit. this is nudity. i'm a sinner!
>pray about it.
>hmm, actually, i can't see nudity...IF I HIDE MY EYES WHEN I FIGHT THIS BOSS.
>close eyes when fighting boss.
>quit mormonism.

diablo 2 is a cool game.

>> No.3955447
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These bitches from Final Fight 3. It was a little too satisfying beating them up

>> No.3955773 [DELETED] 

he's just upset that his pedo fantasy got deleted. I'm getting really crusty vibes from this neckbeard desu. definitely one of the crustiest ones I've encountered in a long time.

>> No.3955857


No, you are just a fag

>> No.3955860
File: 367 KB, 800x800, tumblr_n6mo5wivVw1qi9ooro1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

I really wish I could go back in time and again get a raging hardon and feel the absolute NEED to fap from just happening to catch i semi-sexy music video, like Annies Chewing gum, or happening to catch a good sex scene in a flm when you were home alone. Days that are gone and feelings that will never return.

>> No.3955861
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Nono, it's called "Mirin'"

>> No.3955865

good story

>> No.3956374

But now you don't get to fuck thousands of wives in the afterlife and be god of your own planet.

>> No.3956412
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>> No.3956436

You can tell the animator had too much fun with that.

>> No.3956489


>> No.3956504
File: 25 KB, 640x480, vs-24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>dat ass

Wardrobe designs aside, it seems the writers actually went out of their way to keep the few female cast members off-screen as much as possible. Not that I'm complaining...

>> No.3956507
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Quest for Glory 2.

>> No.3956748
File: 14 KB, 438x315, blaze_s_censored_panty_shot_by_hey_mr_dj-d61bs3b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

you played the wrong version senpai

>> No.3956753

top looks cooler, though it doesn't have panties.

>> No.3956780

what anime is this?

>> No.3956782

It's relevant to what the anons are talking about.

>> No.3956908
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Fucking kills me to this day.

>> No.3956923

So, which one of 'em takes it up the pipe?

>> No.3956958



...You know it's true, don't look at me like that.

>> No.3957107
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I away look at her ass not slot

>> No.3957126

I am a Christian man.

>> No.3957138


Then nuns should do it for you big time.

>> No.3957407


This is a good choice.

>> No.3957417


Yeah Toriyama couldn't draw very well

>> No.3957636 [DELETED] 

>Muh cuck
>muh pol
Oh remember when moot turned /pol/ into /cuckold/? btw it's not what you think it means. >>>/cuck/ >>>/pol/

>> No.3957841


This is /vr/, if you feel the need to cry about /pol/ boogeymen, please fuck off to /v/ or some other such shit hole.

>> No.3957847

You sick shit! Fuck off and just play Baldur's Gate or something! Sicko!

>> No.3957854


I don't want /v/ or /pol/ here, to be honest. Both never shut the fuck up about their respective triggers.

>> No.3957883
File: 29 KB, 478x700, Asian in rubber outfit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Video games and anime gave me an Asian fetish. 20 years later I still want a cute sexy little Asian girlfriend. I try to resist my Asian fetish but it keeps coming back.

>> No.3957898

The chicks from Final Fight 1 was my first wank. Idea of those sluts holding down and doing things to me was too much... years later I found out those characters are actually trannys

>> No.3957906


I know that feel, bro. She doesn't even have to be Jap specifically, just that tea-colored skin and those pretty, pretty little almond eyes. :(

>> No.3957907

A close friend of mine has this mental issue too. He went as far as to marry a jap and she is pretty fucking ugly. There isn't anything even remarkable about her except she speaks broken English and likes him because he is out of her league.

>> No.3957912


>liking a certain type of woman is a mental issue

Well, shit, son. Who appointed you the goddamned armchair psychologist in this thread?

>> No.3957925
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>> No.3957936

thank you.

>> No.3957973

>exaggeratedly curvy, jiggly character
>somehow simultaneously very martial
>somehow instigating an asian fetish

>> No.3958012
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>> No.3958056

I shouldn't even replay but you are the only one not shutting the fuck up

>> No.3958085
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Probably one of the first times I got a boner because of those huge tits.

>> No.3958707

Shana's transformation in Legend of Dragoon.

>> No.3958759

But that's clearly a British woman

>> No.3958773

Shema's dance in Quest for Glory II.

>> No.3958793
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>that 360 attack where she actually sits on your face.
it's called the paradise hold, those few seconds before she flips you probably feel like paradise.

>> No.3959037
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>creepy sex ed
Yes, to my shame

>> No.3959049



A smirk was had.

>> No.3959058


>> No.3959065

> implying she doesn't smell like a truck tire filled with wet towels left in the sun

>> No.3959105


The rest of the game is surprisingly solid, too. LIKE MUH DICK

>> No.3959124
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Yuzo Koshiro nsiter was the charcter designer in SOR 2. Maybe her Blaze was her self insert

>> No.3959131
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>> No.3959135


I'd self-insert with her any time.

>> No.3959179

Niggas don't know about them old school pd roms for the snes with hentaI pics on them. I still have them because I have the snes goodset, I look at them to laugh at how easy it used to be for me to be off to the races.

>> No.3959209


And that's a problem?

>> No.3959215


He's still in his "EWWWW GIRRRLS!" phase. Pay him no mind.

>> No.3959273
File: 313 KB, 800x600, MADSKILLS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

that's a pretty good regina congratulations screen, so here's a regina congratulations screen

>> No.3959907

Image sauce?

>> No.3960470

excellent choice.
dem pantyshots

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>> No.3962203

i'm afraid most mormons really dream of doing genealogy for eternity. i am not kidding.

>> No.3962209
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>I away look at her ass not slot

>> No.3963030
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>> No.3963032

Wow, what filters are you using?

>> No.3963153
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Guess what my fetish is

>> No.3963684


I hate that shit

>> No.3964943

Just stop fapping for a week.

>> No.3964949

Nah,the bottom looks better, even removing the panty shot from the equation.

>> No.3964959

No, I knew what sex was and how the mechanics worked from three years onwards.

>> No.3965179


>> No.3966157


>> No.3966160

I like how her arm's position keeps that line of action flowing.

>> No.3966281
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>> No.3966421
File: 113 KB, 351x139, Chun-Li-SF2-Spinning-Bird-Kick.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Having a hard-on at the arcades was weird.

>> No.3966754

Yeah, too bad the actual game was kinda shit.

>> No.3968124
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>> No.3968138
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big butts, and you cannot lie?

>> No.3970975 [DELETED] 

samefag. kill yon selve

>> No.3971359

Fuck yes>>3942534
Kek me too

>> No.3971371
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Зaпpeщaeтcя cмoтpeтв дeтям

>> No.3972864

saving it

>> No.3972867

I'm a different anon. I wouldn't samefag, I just enjoy agreeing with others.

>> No.3973236
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>that scene in the sewers where Rain is straight up getting raped by some kind of bug machine

12 year old me didn't know what to think of that.

>> No.3973304


>> No.3973373

I kek'd.

>> No.3973381

Aye. I miss when a little well placed fan service could truly make me HNNNG. It's become too easy to find porn, i miss rewinding VHS tapes to pause it on the lewd butt shot etc.

>> No.3973530

>metroid was a gril all along

>> No.3973535

So who's Wendy based on then? Ludvig was obviously Beethoven, then there was Roy Orbison and Lemmy from Motorhead.

She reminds me of Aretha Franklin if anything.

>> No.3973549


>> No.3973557

And Iggy Pop, how could I forget?

>> No.3973558

>Annies Chewing gum
My nigga. I really like this whole album actually.

>> No.3973979

just stop it and go back to veddit.

>> No.3974067

Humba Wumba and that mermaid in DK64, regretably.

>> No.3974067,1 [INTERNAL] 

yeah, too bad that erel leotard was censored

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