/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.3941009]

What are the non-eroge retro game moments that turned you into MEN, /vr/?

[Anonymous No.3941020]

the quasi panty shot from streets of rage 2?

[Anonymous No.3941045]

>>3941009
MEN?

U SAY?

[Anonymous No.3941047]

Beating the Adventures of Bayou Billy. That turned me into a man.

[Anonymous No.3941049]

pussies, both you and these two

[Anonymous No.3941050]

Extra innings cheerleader cutscene gave me extra inches ;D

[Anonymous No.3941087]

>>3941009
Not kidding. I was 10 and i started masturbating with her. It was the idea of the big boobs and being around my age i think.

[Anonymous No.3941092]

>>3941087
>masturbating with her

[Anonymous No.3941097]

>>3941092

[Anonymous No.3941105]

>>3941092
You clearly didn't discover RE2 doujins as a child anon. You read correctly, i just follwed by example.

I was so young i couldn't even ejaculate when i orgasamed but i finally understood what i wanted to do with the girls in my class involving my lil peen. Anyone else get poor, creepy sexual education via video games??

[Anonymous No.3941114]

>>3941105

>I was so young i couldn't even ejaculate when i orgasamed...

Same. It took another month before I could properly produce.

Started with just clear fluid, after the first few.

[Anonymous No.3941119]

>>3941114
Probably kickstarted something. Took me a full year after, my lucky charm though, so curious was a friend after i told her about this new goo and the sprouting hair that i got my first hand job after she asked to see.

[Anonymous No.3941127]

>>3941119
>new goo
fuckin' lol

[Anonymous No.3941130]

>>3941009
Quite few. But the biggest was of course Tomb Raider

[Anonymous No.3941134]

>>3941127
I remember being embarresed about the stuff even though it was just me that saw it, i used to just politley catch it in my own hand but i couldn't stop it free flying on the occasion i got the handjob and made a mess of everyone before i could stop it. Kek.

[Anonymous No.3941232]

>not having your first orgasm while playing super Mario world

[Anonymous No.3941260]

>>3941009

[Anonymous No.3941270]

>>3941009
That was just too much, wasn't it?
Fighters were always full of those.

But if I have to pick the earliest one, it would have to be this.

[Anonymous No.3941272]

>>3941130
Tomb raider and parasite eve were mine

[Anonymous No.3941323]

>>3941270
Streets of rage might have had an american cast but Streets of Rage is Japanese as fuck, and Blaze is a typical mid 1980's-1990's japanese woman design. As is Tifa Lockhart, as is Jun Lazama in Tekken 2. God bless this time period for Japanese women it was fucking god tier.

[Anonymous No.3941324]

[Anonymous No.3941336]

>>3941232
I note you don't say what enduced said orgasam

[Anonymous No.3941338]

>>3941336
its pretty obvious dude

[Anonymous No.3941349]

>>3941009
Does Metal & Lace count as eroge? Also my older sister's boyfriend had a Strip Poker game for Atari (wanna say 7800?)
And, of course, Chun Li's lightning kick (she didn't have Kikouken yet when I first played her). And Cammy White. And, Mai Shiranui.
And let's not forget the MK1 nudality that everyone's seen but no one knows how to do.

[Anonymous No.3941350]

>>3941336

[Anonymous No.3941357]

>>3941338
Wendy?

[Anonymous No.3941362]

>>3941338
I don't mean the content i meant the action

[Anonymous No.3941438]

>>3941324
yes

[Anonymous No.3941518]

>>3941362
christ you're dense

[Anonymous No.3941532]

>>3941362
Do u know what nemesis means?

[Anonymous No.3941538]

>>3941532
The third Resident Evil game?

[Anonymous No.3941540]

>>3941532
but anon, that movie isn't retro

[Anonymous No.3941560]

>>3941134
It always bugged me that my friend always came into a tissue. Seeing it roll down your dick makes you feel so virile. I always tried to get him to just cum freely and clean up later, but he didn't want to deal with missing a spot wiping up.

[Anonymous No.3941564]

[Anonymous No.3941567]

>>3941560

Dude, I regularly have to deal with my spooge flying across the room, I know that feel.

[Anonymous No.3941571]

something something polygons...

[Anonymous No.3941572]

>Multiple Gainax bounces in the opening video
>the moaning sounds during battle
>the one costume of the main villain that makes it look like she's only wearing pasties and a loincloth
>the voice over for one of the story modes highly eluding that the two characters had just finished fucking

To this day, i'm still mystified that I first played with my minister's son over at their house.

[Anonymous No.3941576]

>>3941232
The manual was enough for me.

[Anonymous No.3941580]

>>3941567
It's not like he was firing barrels of it out.

It's just kind of an anti-climax when you jerking off with a friend and when the big moment happens and they just cover their cock with a tissue.

[Anonymous No.3941583]

hnnnnng

[Anonymous No.3941587]

>>3941009

I find it hard to believe that Chun-Li's hips are only 35".

>>3941580

Not who you're replying to, but why are you wanting to jerk off with a friend in the first place? As a straight it seems like that'd be a turn off, And if you're gay why not just jerk each other off? Also gripping the tip is a better method.

[Anonymous No.3941607]

>>3941587
Not gay, but bi.
When you're horny as fuck as a teenager in the middle of nowhere, having anyone around who'll get off with you is appreciated; it goes beyond orientation. It was just more of the principle of the thing. It's like getting to feel up a girl, but she won't like you touch her nipple, even though she's letting you grope her skin to skin.

[Anonymous No.3941623]

>>3941572
>BIG
>ANIME
>TITTIES
I'm surprised anyone remembers this game.

[Anonymous No.3941627]

>>3941045
Fuck off mariconchis!

[Anonymous No.3941687]

shit, I was a lusty young lad even before I got my PS1, but seeing 3d tits was fucking crazy
jill valentine, regina, rebecca chambers, lara croft, tifa, aeris, even sherry, fuckin' blew my mind how crazy all these POLYGONAL TITTIES were and how they were fucking EVERYWHERE
and now that I've unlocked my true powers there aren't many women in old vidya I wouldn't fuck
somethin' bout those 2D faces and polygonal asses really chambers my cartridge

>>3941119
man all I had to talk to about my newfound splooge powers was my jackass weeb friend

I wish I had cute girls to talk to about jerkin it and have them slobber my clobber as a kid

[Anonymous No.3941716]

you fags are talking about splooging crap too much 2bh

take it to >>>/lgbt/ I'm sure they'd love to hear all about it

[Anonymous No.3942135]

i had no chance honestly

[Anonymous No.3942137]

>>3942135
SF also helped of course.

[Anonymous No.3942140]

>>3942137
Mika plays like shit though, subpar grappler only good for t&a.

[Anonymous No.3942142]

>>3941009

Literally my first vidya fap. Only topped by DoA on the Dreamcast.

[Anonymous No.3942147]

>>3942135

They sure made her ass look huge and wobbly... Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

[Anonymous No.3942148]

[Anonymous No.3942171]

Battletoads and Double Dragon was too hard for me, even playing with a friend who was great at games. I eventually got fed up and found Game Genie codes.

I wanted to hate fuck this cunt so hard when I beat the game and she insulted me for using cheats.

[Anonymous No.3942174]

>>3942140
good thing ths is a T&A thread

[Anonymous No.3942176]

>>3942171

[Anonymous No.3942237]

Brehs

[Anonymous No.3942269]

>>3941324
what game is this from? that isn't her KOF sprite

[Anonymous No.3942274]

>>3942269
Capcom vs snk

[Anonymous No.3942284]

>>3941538
It's an orrible cunt.

[Anonymous No.3942470]

>>3941564
That walking animation of hers during that game.

[Anonymous No.3942497]

Fio/female character during mission complete. She would jump up and down and her shirt would ride up.

I cant find a gif of it so I'm posting this one instead. I probably would have seen (and loved) this one if I stood still for one second during metal slug.

[Anonymous No.3942513]

>>3941009
Do you think you could see her butthole if you were standing behind her? I wonder if she farts when she's fighting sometimes. You know it's hard to control that sort of thing when doing strenuous activities.

[Anonymous No.3942517]

>>3941349

>have one of those pirate disk that were just a bunch of random games
>one of them was metal and lace 2
>had no idea it was a porn game
>mfw after winning the first fight

[Anonymous No.3942534]

[Anonymous No.3942541]

Street fighter 2 arcade version zangief is best zangief

[Anonymous No.3942543]

[Anonymous No.3942547]

[Anonymous No.3942549]

[Anonymous No.3942554]

>>3941009

[Anonymous No.3942571]

this thread reeks of /v/irgins

[Anonymous No.3942578]

anybody else play this back in the day?

[Anonymous No.3942579]

[Anonymous No.3942607]

The one on the left started it all, and also triggered my muscle girl fetish. Lara Croft and "Ivy" Valentine eventually followed.

[Anonymous No.3942741]

>>3942470
aw mane you know it

[Anonymous No.3942795]

In retrospect I must have looked like the creepiest weirdo in middle school carrying around the Lunar hint guide all the time.

[Anonymous No.3942973]

[Anonymous No.3942976]

>>3942534

Same. Sorry mom n dad.

[Anonymous No.3943098]

Fighters Megamix for the Saturn had a portrait mode where you could unlock all sorts of artwork. Used to jack of to Honey and Sarah's tits.

[Anonymous No.3943112]

>>3941716
/lgbt/ isn't even about talking about sexuality. It's literally a board for gays and lesbians to talk about lynching trans people.

[Anonymous No.3943125]

>>3943112
Pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.3943135]

Turned me into a hunter of artbooks and Japanese magazines just to get a bigger image to gawk at.

[Anonymous No.3943171]

>>3941323
>>3941270
SOR1!Blaze was the best Blaze.

[Anonymous No.3943178]

I always wanted to be Billy Lee on the cover of Double Dragon II. Or was that Jimmy? Whoever the hell is holding Marian like that. They never could keep their hair colors straight.

[Anonymous No.3943181]

>>3942795

Do you still have said Lunar hintbook?

[Anonymous No.3943182]

>>3942571

Get in or out but close the dang door yer lettin' the stank OOOOUT!

[Anonymous No.3943184]

>>3942513

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.3943186]

>>3941716

Found the self-conscious 14-year-old.

[Anonymous No.3943221]

I know I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.3943224]

>>3943182
kys pham

[Anonymous No.3943229]

>>3942513
braaap

I think Chun Li was the first tiddies I ever saw as a kid

[Anonymous No.3943230]

>>3943224

I can't read wigger. Please post in English.

[Anonymous No.3943248]

>>3942541
But that's snes9x

[Anonymous No.3943251]

>>3943230
I can't read underage. Please post in English.

[Anonymous No.3943253]

>>3943251

I'm 28 you little cocksuck.

[Anonymous No.3943265]

>>3943253
smdh

[Anonymous No.3943269]

>>3943253
I can't read sperglord. Please post in English.

[Anonymous No.3943275]

>>3943182
kys

[Anonymous No.3943279]

>>3943275

Your post has already been removed on at least two occasions. You sure you wanna be a dumb motherfucker and go for a third?

[Anonymous No.3943281]

>>3943279
I don't speak scary internet toughguy. Please post in English.

[Anonymous No.3943315]

>>3942497
>She would jump up and down and her shirt would ride up
I think that was Eri.

[Anonymous No.3943339]

Childhood, like 9 or 10
Darkstalkers 3
Choose Felicia
Hold ↓

Penis got strong.

[Anonymous No.3943403]

>>3943182
Time to go back to /v/ with your lame shitposting, /v/irgin sperglord.

[Anonymous No.3943423]

>>3943315
>posts death animation

what the hell is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.3943457]

>>3943229
But that's just a muscular man with a huge neck facing sideways.

[Anonymous No.3943459]

>>3943339
Choose BB Hood/Bulleta
Hold ↓

AH! O-HANA!

[Anonymous No.3943505]

>>3941323

Genuinely curious as to what was nice about it. I love jap females.

[Anonymous No.3943520]

>>3943403

>has had three consecutive posts removed

>all were phoneposting garbage lingo

And somehow I'm the sperglord? Get a life.

[Anonymous No.3943525]

>>3943520
>he thinks keeping count will make him not look like the sperglorg shitposter from /v/

It takes two to tango kid, and you're shit at it.

[Anonymous No.3943596]

>>3943181
No. It got lost when mom didn't pay for storage.

[Anonymous No.3943648]

>be a teen
>walk into arcade
>see KOF98 for the first time
>see this move
Not the first time I've been mesmerized by hot women in games (that would be Chun-li), but the biggest HNNNNNGG of my life to this day.

[Anonymous No.3943662]

>>3943648
dude you're so fucking gay holy shit

[Anonymous No.3943664]

>>3943662

[Anonymous No.3943674]

>>3941087
https://exhentai.org/g/32324/f8de9801a5/

[Anonymous No.3943859]

DOA2 cd insert or really anything that happened in that game. I had my first sexual thoughts when I was 10 because of this game combined with later a limewire video about how to masturbate (that was supposed to be a 400mb rip of The Matrix, lol.)

Then when I was 11 I actually had sex but that story is not for this type of board. To be a kid was something else.

[Anonymous No.3943890]

>>3943859
lol my first fap was to this Lei Fang render. Then I started checking out Chinese chicks.

[Anonymous No.3944465]

>>3943859

Hitomi and her moves on the Dreamcast were my first vidya fap. That move where she jumps up and lands on your face with your crotch to slam you to the ground....exquisite.

>mfw

[Anonymous No.3944470]

>>3944465

>kasumi, i just got my big titty nip whores confused

[Anonymous No.3944496]

>>3943186
really? 'cause it's actually 14 year olds that find masturbation discussion highly fascinating. maybe when you finally get your pecker wet you'll get over it.

[Anonymous No.3944540]

>>3943890

Lei Fang best girl. Needs more love. Shame Japan has shit taste

[Anonymous No.3944585]

>>3943457
kek

[Anonymous No.3944593]

>>3942579
>>3942237
Rare girls are pretty hot.
I dedicated some faps to thar Orchid pic when I was a kid.
And Vela had that super short skirt and that tittie bounce.

[Anonymous No.3944693]

>>3944593

[Anonymous No.3944720]

>>3944496

>being this uncomfortable with your sexuality

Are you American by any chance?

[Anonymous No.3944727]

>character is a literal hooker
>sex moans when she gets hit
>transformation leaves her with even less clothing

[Anonymous No.3944738]

>>3944720
I'm not uncomfortable lol. I'm just not 12 anymore you hopeless manchild virgin.

[Anonymous No.3944748]

>>3943229
> Chun-Li's only actual fight in the movie
> Borderline rapey setup in which she gets the shit kicked out of her while in her nightie, preceded by a full frontal nudity shower scene

A bit too exploitative and creepy. I'll take Mai Shiranui's shower scene any day; it didn't try to disguise the obvious boob quota as some sort of classy hitchcockian suspense

[Anonymous No.3944778]

>>3944748
Tumblrette get out of here.

[Anonymous No.3944780]

>>3944748

To be fair she did totally win that fight. Dropped a fucking sofa on the nigga

[Anonymous No.3944783]

I was busy laughing to that scene because of the portuguese-portugal due to "calma videl"

But Bulma taking the bath takes the cake, like other early scenes with her.

[Anonymous No.3944787]

>>3944783

Im gonna be honest, I could never understand how people could find Bulma REMOTELY attractive.

[Anonymous No.3944802]

Blaze and the twin Blazes in the SoR1.

>>3944787
Back in the 90s? That first bath scene with Yamcha lurking... fucking hell. It was uncensored, so you could see the boobs, as at a later scene in the bed you could see her nipples.

Anyways, it was the wrong thread in the wrong board, my bad.

[Anonymous No.3944804]

>>3944748
>exploitative
oh great another problematic shitposter.
Street Fighter II was a brutal game with blood and vomit. Chun Li can take care of herself and kicked the shit out of Vega. You know Obari crotch shots and girls look why more down syndromy.

[Anonymous No.3944808]

>>3944802

I mean I get there are tits but I just never felt like it was a very good design overall. Too much forehead and eyes the size of her face on top of a haircut that basically screams special needs child

[Anonymous No.3944816]

>>3944804
>exploitative

I don't think that makes anyone a tumblerite complaining because it was. Exploitation films are a full genre unto themselves. His whole point is that Obari didn't pretend he was throwing tits up for the sake of tits. He did in SF, he did it in toshinden and he did it in Gowcaizer.

No one's whining there are tits but if you're gonna throw tits on the screen don't pretend it's for some other purpose.

[Anonymous No.3944818]

>>3944816

err. FF I meant to say. But yeah, SNK never ever pretended that Mai wasn't a fan service character

[Anonymous No.3944921]

>>3944816
>>3944818
whatever cuck I dont need to have yet another political problematic discussion with you about fucking video game anime tiddies jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.3944941]

>>3944921

So don't turn it into one you pussy

[Anonymous No.3945270]

>>3942579
this

[Anonymous No.3945331]

I never understood why her legs are so damn dark compared to the rest of her skin color. That still confuses me. They did some amazing pixel art but overdid the shading which makes it look as if there was something wrong with her skin.

[Anonymous No.3945338]

>videogames
>adult/man hobby

[Anonymous No.3945340]

>>3945331
is this bait? you dont know women wear stockings?

[Anonymous No.3945361]

>>3944593
Humba Wumba from Banjo Tooie
The Mermaid from DK64

[Anonymous No.3945362]

>>3941009
There are no men here

[Anonymous No.3945483]

>>3941009
Man, i love that animation, so much better than the recent 3D rubbish

[Anonymous No.3945582]

>>3945331
Obvious bait, but the small amount of doubt is a mountain of disbelief

[Anonymous No.3945585]

[Anonymous No.3945621]

>>3944738

Dude, you even typed out the nervous laugh afterward. Yeah; you're uncomfortable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.3945687]

>>3945585
whats wrong with your face?

[Anonymous No.3945690]

>>3945621
Wow. Y'know, I never noticed but these kind of people really do enjoy guising their crap with nervous laughter.

[Anonymous No.3945695]

>>3945582

Ive honestly seen people say stupider shit on this board

[Anonymous No.3945703]

>>3943423
Not even the most brutal death in the series. I can't find a gif of it anywhere but it's by pic related

I really need to learn how to make 'em myself.

[Anonymous No.3945719]

Pic related. Wincest story coming up I guess

>have a twin sister
>playing MK3 (or Ultimate, don't remember) for the first time, we were around 9 at the time
>she uses Mileena and Kitana a lot
>she mentions they have big boobs
>I notice, get little boner, I think I had gotten boners before but nothing as this
>I was wearing nothing but shorts or boxers
>sister notices
>she pauses game and thinks something is wrong
>I tell her my pee pee is hard
>she worries and says we should call for help
>i tell her its normal when I see boobs like that
>decide to stop playing
>she is both grossed out but curious
>demands to see my boner
>reluctantly show her, but only if she shows me her vag first
>she does
>boner gets stronger, I feel the urge to touch my dick
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>hear mom coming back home
>we panic, sis and I pretend to be asleep
>lose boner, begin doing homework and forget what happened for a couple of days
>cont.

[Anonymous No.3945727]

>>3945719
cont.

I hate greentext so I'll drop it. Next weekend sis and I play Mario Kart because she doesn't want to play Mortal Kombat, saying she almost always loses. I tell her our parents aren't home so we should play, since we sort of played the game hidden because muh blood and gore, and the friend who lend me the game would prolly want it any day now. So I convince her and she uses one of the female ninjas and when the VS screen comes up with the large images, I tell her to stop and we put the controlers down. Again, I had a boner and this weird, nervous feeling again. I told my sis it felt good whe I touched my boner and asked her if she felt anything in her vag. She said she felt tingly sometimes when she touched it. I suggested we should lay in bed and play with our junk, and so we did. We pretty much slowly discovered masturbating, but for some reason never masturbated each other or didnt know what an orgasm was. We did this a few times a week when we were alone, without the need to play; one of us usually suggested it and I'd easily get a boner just by laying there with my dick out.

cont.

[Anonymous No.3945740]

>>3945727
So a couple of months pass and one night our parents had to leave town for the weekend so they left us with a babysitter, who was some nice fat highschool chick who was close to our family. It was the first time we were practically alone for an entire night, so I suggested my that we masturbate in bed for as long as we can. We did and since it was hot I got all naked and so did she. For some reason seeing her naked this time really made me feel hot and harder. I tugged on my little hard dick and entered some sort of trance which ended in violent pulsations of my penis that felt like I was peeing dry, but that felt really, really good. I told her what happened and said she'd try to masturbate too see if she could do that too. I didn't really know if she did, but I was still hard and had the brilliant idea of "what if we make our junk touch each other? that way it will feel good for both" She accepted, and I sort of grinded my dick on her pussy and there was something instinctual about it that made me keep going, but nothing seemed to happen and she got bored so we went to sleep.

cont.

[Anonymous No.3945751]

>>3945740
Unfortunately, something happened on that trip that my parents got home really angry, and it was many years later I realized my dad had cheated on my mom and she found out on that trip, so the whole fighting and soon to be divorce kind of sent my sister and I into depression.

I remember borrowing Mortal Kombat from that friend again and tried making my sister play it just so we could maybe fap together again (I knew how to make myself cum by then), and although we did a few times, she never seemed to orgasm and was kind of disinterested.

So the divorce goes on, my dad left but was sent to prison so we became poorfags and my sister and I didn't really do much sexual stuff. We got older and began puberty and didnt play vidya since we sold most of our stuff because of being poorfags. We never really had sex, and the last time we sort of fapped together was when we were 13, and she was embarassed because by then she knew what we were doing was wrong and taboo, so we stopped doing it together. Last time I did anything remotely resembling wincest was fapping with my sister's panties when we were 16 because I was horny and hadnt fapped for like 2 weeks because of some flu I got.

She began dating some normie in highschool and got pregnant at like 17. Now we're 28 years old and seldom see each other because she moved to another state.

So yeah, those Mortal Kombat females still give me boners.

[Anonymous No.3945772]

>>3945719
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751

[Anonymous No.3945779]

>>3941009

[Anonymous No.3945787]

>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751

Jesus fuck we where just asking for sexy retro pics not your weird ass life story

[Anonymous No.3945818]

>>3945779
Those lightning pants do leave very little to the imagination

[Anonymous No.3945838]

>>3945621
lol whatever helps you sleep my hopeless little manchild

[Anonymous No.3945861]

>>3945751
lol ah man, good story, and I'm sorry dude.

[Anonymous No.3945869]

>>3945838
he's right, you know. Shouldn't have said anything. Shoulda left it alone.

[Anonymous No.3945872]

I was eleven and not ready for this.

[Anonymous No.3945879]

>>3945872
rad

[Anonymous No.3945880]

>>3945838
manchildren are children too you insensitive FUCK

[Anonymous No.3945887]

>>3945869
you're just upset that the only place somebody wants to talk about your little pecker is in an online thread about pixelated tits lmao. this is probably the most somebody else has ever acknowledged your dick's existence, and it's from another fucking loser anonymous neckbeard. self awareness is a bitch ayy?

I'll be over here actually fucking real bitches while you remain in the pathetic 12 year old mindchild mindset you'll always be in. a literal fucking loser lol

[Anonymous No.3945898]

>>3945340
>>3945331
its called panty hose you /v/irgins

[Anonymous No.3945916]

>>3945887
wow wow. you dont expect me to read all that, do you?

[Anonymous No.3945920]

>>3943674
>>3944816
Obari is known for throwing stuff in because he likes it. He doesn't try to cover up up at all.

[Anonymous No.3945924]

>>3945887
This is exactly what a stunted man child thinks people who frequently have sex talk like.

[Anonymous No.3945926]

>>3945916
>confirming he lives a life of denial
Lmao

[Anonymous No.3945929]

>>3945924
>people who have sex
Virgin confirmed :^)

[Anonymous No.3945941]

>>3945719
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751
>>3945772
I need a screencap of this for my /v/ stories folder.

[Anonymous No.3945946]

>>3945719
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751
MY DICK

[Anonymous No.3946090]

>>3944748
>Ughhhhhh female nudity is creepy

Please go back to Neogaf and never return.

[Anonymous No.3946097]

>>3945818
fuck you I can't ever unsee that now

[Anonymous No.3946116]

This made me realize I had a femdom fetish

[Anonymous No.3946157]

In FFVII if you run away, Tifa's boobs bounce. For maximum fapping you can get into a boss fight since you can run all day and ever escape, also helps if Tifa is in the second position and back row.

[Anonymous No.3946159]

>>3945719
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751
>>3945772
>>3945941
>>3945946
all of you need to kyss

[Anonymous No.3946286]

Yuko from the Valis series was my first sexual experience.

[Anonymous No.3946298]

>>3946159

It's time to stop posting.

[Anonymous No.3946404]

>>3944727
>character is a literal hooker
She's a model and she's looking good

[Anonymous No.3946427]

>>3945779
I want to push Max over a pool table and fuck him till my dick breaks off

[Anonymous No.3946464]

>When you know you're about to enter a life filled with disappointment from your parents

[Anonymous No.3946485]

>>3942578
I played Cover Girl Strip Poker on Amiga.

I got it from my uncle when I borrowed his Amiga games to copy. I labelled the floppy disk 'cards'.

[Anonymous No.3946606]

>>3945941
Make it yourself, reddit leech.

[Anonymous No.3946767]

>>3941350
Please do not do that

[Anonymous No.3946798]

>>3944780

And kicked him out of a 10th story window.

[Anonymous No.3946810]

Has it really been 20 years?! Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju3IeHrwoXM

[Anonymous No.3946910]

>>3944780
That was one of the best parts of the movie. Not just because of what Chun Li wasn't wearing, but seeing the Lightning Kick from both Vega's perspective and Chun Li's. But most of all because of the couch. The defeated way she fell across the couch, looking momentarily helpless while Vega taunts her, then just standing up with the couch her hands and smacking a bitch with it.

[Anonymous No.3947229]

>>3946798
actually she kicked him through a wall

>>3946910
it was the best part and fight of the movie, easily

[Anonymous No.3947241]

>>3945941
what was this?

[Anonymous No.3947257]

>>3947229
>Eugh! EEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (Huh??) HAH YAH YAH YAH HEI HAI HAI HAI HAI YAH HAY HEI HAH YAH HEI HAI HAY YAYAY HAI HAI HEEI HAY HAY HAY HAH YAH YAH YAH HEI HAI HAI HAI HAI YAH HAY HEI HAH YAH HEI HAI HAY YAYAY HAI HAI HEEI HAY HAY HAY HAH YAH YAH YAH HEI HAI HAI HAI HAI YAH HAY HEI HAH YAH HEI HAI HAY YAYAY HAI HAI HEEI HAY HAY HAY!...... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>EEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.3947258]

>>3947241
mortal kombat wincest story

[Anonymous No.3947260]

>>3947241
average 4chan pedo fantasy

losers

[Anonymous No.3947264]

>>3947229
DUDE, Webms have a black seek bar now.

[Anonymous No.3947273]

>>3947229
nice

[Anonymous No.3947376]

>>3947273

[Anonymous No.3947560]

>>3947273

it's weird how feet are one of the tamest fetishes out there all things considered but feet fags still manage to be more annoying than anyone

[Anonymous No.3947608]

>>3947260

>being this newfag

[Anonymous No.3947664]

>>3946090
That scene WAS creepy, you dummy. It was intended to be.

[Anonymous No.3947972]

[Anonymous No.3948187]

>>3947608
'09 tier newfriend desu. Bet you're one of the same retards that was thrilled by that fapping discussion lol.

[Anonymous No.3948281]

>>3948187
>'09 tier newfriend
I knew it. Explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.3948301]

Sorry, anon. Once on the interwebs, it can never be taken back. You didn't have to delete the posts. It's okay to let things off your chest here.

Hope things are going well for you now.

[Anonymous No.3948312]

>>3948281
>being proud that he's vegetated on a shithole for over 8 years
christ you're such a fucking hopeless pedophile

[Anonymous No.3948318]

[Anonymous No.3948357]

>>3942795
Wait, what was this art from? A Lunar strategy guide?

[Anonymous No.3948372]

>>3948357

He says so. I was kind of hoping it was either of the Eternal Blue ones.

[Anonymous No.3948381]

>>3948187
>>3948312


No, really: you need to stop posting and go somewhere else. You are wasting your time, and our patience.

[Anonymous No.3948412]

>>3948372
Looks like it was one of the bromides. Not sure exactly what would contain it, maybe a strategy/artbook that came with the game?

[Anonymous No.3948413]

>>3948318
I see your regina and raise you this regina

[Anonymous No.3948990]

>>3948301
It was amazing how you could almost emotionally feel the sister becoming blatantly uncomfortable more and more as the years go on

[Anonymous No.3949065]

>>3948381
You have no authority though lol. Not irl or online. You're literally a socially stunted manchild that still enjoys masturbation discussion like he's 12 years old, and also gets off to poorly imagined incest stories involving minors, all in a thread about pixelated tits. I think for your own sake you should probably leave image boards already. That's honestly the best advice I can give u.

[Anonymous No.3949080]

>>3948381
>You are wasting your time, and our patience.
I'm sure anon dreads those hefty monitor slaps you have prepared.

[Anonymous No.3949094]

>>3949065

From your post I can say with some certainty that you've stumbled onto /vr from... somewhere else. 4chan might not be the best fit for you.

[Anonymous No.3949114]

>>3949094
Pedophile.

[Anonymous No.3949164]

>>3942541
Are you gay or female?

[Anonymous No.3949179]

>>3943221
I hated this.

[Anonymous No.3949182]

>>3949094
You're trying too hard to fit in, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.3949186]

>>3947972

[Anonymous No.3949272]

>>3941009
Rogue lesbian kiss from Mutant Academy.

[Anonymous No.3949282]

>>3949182

Says the poster who got so triggered that he had to go crying to the janitor.

[Anonymous No.3949298]

>>3949179

[Anonymous No.3950409]

>>3941009
whoa

[Anonymous No.3950589]

>>3942137
>>3942174
im like 95% sure my facesitting fetish is because of r. Mika

[Anonymous No.3951114]

>>3948413

Nice Regina ass, so here's more Regina ass.

[Anonymous No.3951135]

>>3941572

Who could forgot Erel's ass and tits, and all those glorious panty shots from Setsuna?

[Anonymous No.3951151]

desu lads

[Anonymous No.3951458]

>>3941009
When I rescued Annie the Mermaid, her (topless) show of affection made me check my pants (before I wrecked my pants).

[Anonymous No.3953065]

>>3941009
Bath scenes in Suikoden and Suikoden II. I had to wait until everyone left the house since I couldn't control my raging hardon

Fucking christ it was glorious having the power to have all these cutiepie girls and basically peep on them in the tub

[Anonymous No.3953141]

>>3941350

MOAR!

[Anonymous No.3955105]

>>3943181

Not the anon you're asking, but I still have both of mine. Something you're looking for?

>>3948357
>>3948372
>>3948412

It's a bromide you find in game, and they put it in the fancy strategy guide you got with the deluxe edition of the games.

[Anonymous No.3955124]

>>3955105

Would you mind scanning it? The internet sorely needs a copy of either version of Eternal Blue.

[Anonymous No.3955126]

>>3949282

>implying dickishness will not be reported
>every single time

Go back to /v/ kid. Being an asshole isn't cool here.

[Anonymous No.3955127]

>>3949164
I am a Straight male that can admit to occasionally finding men attractive. ( Russan men)

Everyone's a little bi

[Anonymous No.3955136]

[Anonymous No.3955274]

>>3941045
>Paprium.jpg

[Anonymous No.3955423]

>>3955127
>tumblr

[Anonymous No.3955428]

>>3951151
storytime.

>be mormon.
>every fucking sunday and wednesday
>DON'T LOOK AT PORN.
>"what's porn, exactly?"
>ANYTHING WITH NUDITY. THAT INCLUDES RATED R MOVIES.
>okay.
>hey, this diablo 2 game sounds fun.
>buy for $70 at best buy.
>see andariel.
>oh shit. this is nudity. i'm a sinner!
>pray about it.
>hmm, actually, i can't see nudity...IF I HIDE MY EYES WHEN I FIGHT THIS BOSS.
>close eyes when fighting boss.
>quit mormonism.

diablo 2 is a cool game.

[Anonymous No.3955447]

These bitches from Final Fight 3. It was a little too satisfying beating them up

[Anonymous No.3955773]

>>3955126
he's just upset that his pedo fantasy got deleted. I'm getting really crusty vibes from this neckbeard desu. definitely one of the crustiest ones I've encountered in a long time.

[Anonymous No.3955857]

>>3955127

No, you are just a fag

[Anonymous No.3955860]

I really wish I could go back in time and again get a raging hardon and feel the absolute NEED to fap from just happening to catch i semi-sexy music video, like Annies Chewing gum, or happening to catch a good sex scene in a flm when you were home alone. Days that are gone and feelings that will never return.

[Anonymous No.3955861]

>>3955857
Nono, it's called "Mirin'"

[Anonymous No.3955865]

>>3955428
good story

[Anonymous No.3956374]

>>3955428
But now you don't get to fuck thousands of wives in the afterlife and be god of your own planet.

[Anonymous No.3956412]

[Anonymous No.3956436]

>>3956412
You can tell the animator had too much fun with that.

[Anonymous No.3956489]

>>3956412
SOURCE?

[Anonymous No.3956504]

>dat ass

Wardrobe designs aside, it seems the writers actually went out of their way to keep the few female cast members off-screen as much as possible. Not that I'm complaining...

[Anonymous No.3956507]

>>3956489
Quest for Glory 2.

[Anonymous No.3956748]

>>3941020
you played the wrong version senpai

[Anonymous No.3956753]

>>3956748
top looks cooler, though it doesn't have panties.

[Anonymous No.3956780]

>>3947229
what anime is this?

[Anonymous No.3956782]

>>3956780
It's relevant to what the anons are talking about.

[Anonymous No.3956908]

>>3941324
>>3942135
>>3944818
Fucking kills me to this day.

[Anonymous No.3956923]

>>3941350
So, which one of 'em takes it up the pipe?

[Anonymous No.3956958]

>>3956923

Luigi.

...You know it's true, don't look at me like that.

[Anonymous No.3957107]

I away look at her ass not slot

[Anonymous No.3957126]

I am a Christian man.

[Anonymous No.3957138]

>>3957126

Then nuns should do it for you big time.

[Anonymous No.3957407]

>>3942607

This is a good choice.

[Anonymous No.3957417]

>>3944808

Yeah Toriyama couldn't draw very well

[namefagplus No.3957636]

>>3944921
>Muh cuck
>muh pol
Oh remember when moot turned /pol/ into /cuckold/? btw it's not what you think it means. >>>/cuck/ >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.3957841]

>>3957636

This is /vr/, if you feel the need to cry about /pol/ boogeymen, please fuck off to /v/ or some other such shit hole.

[Anonymous No.3957847]

>>3941350
You sick shit! Fuck off and just play Baldur's Gate or something! Sicko!

[Anonymous No.3957854]

>>3957841

I don't want /v/ or /pol/ here, to be honest. Both never shut the fuck up about their respective triggers.

[Anonymous No.3957883]

>>3943890
Video games and anime gave me an Asian fetish. 20 years later I still want a cute sexy little Asian girlfriend. I try to resist my Asian fetish but it keeps coming back.

[Anonymous No.3957898]

>>3955447
The chicks from Final Fight 1 was my first wank. Idea of those sluts holding down and doing things to me was too much... years later I found out those characters are actually trannys

[Anonymous No.3957906]

>>3957883

I know that feel, bro. She doesn't even have to be Jap specifically, just that tea-colored skin and those pretty, pretty little almond eyes. :(

[Anonymous No.3957907]

>>3957883
A close friend of mine has this mental issue too. He went as far as to marry a jap and she is pretty fucking ugly. There isn't anything even remarkable about her except she speaks broken English and likes him because he is out of her league.

[Anonymous No.3957912]

>>3957907

>liking a certain type of woman is a mental issue

Well, shit, son. Who appointed you the goddamned armchair psychologist in this thread?

[Anonymous No.3957925]

[Anonymous No.3957936]

>>3956507
thank you.

[Anonymous No.3957973]

>>3957883
>exaggeratedly curvy, jiggly character
>somehow simultaneously very martial
>somehow instigating an asian fetish

[Anonymous No.3958012]

[Anonymous No.3958056]

>>3957854
I shouldn't even replay but you are the only one not shutting the fuck up

[Anonymous No.3958085]

Probably one of the first times I got a boner because of those huge tits.

[Anonymous No.3958707]

Shana's transformation in Legend of Dragoon.

[Anonymous No.3958759]

>>3957883
But that's clearly a British woman

[Anonymous No.3958773]

Shema's dance in Quest for Glory II.

[Anonymous No.3958793]

>>3950589
>that 360 attack where she actually sits on your face.
it's called the paradise hold, those few seconds before she flips you probably feel like paradise.

[Anonymous No.3959037]

>>3941105
>creepy sex ed
Yes, to my shame

[Anonymous No.3959049]

>>3958056

>replay

A smirk was had.

[Anonymous No.3959058]

>>3958759
Kek.

[Anonymous No.3959065]

>>3958793
> implying she doesn't smell like a truck tire filled with wet towels left in the sun

[Anonymous No.3959105]

>>3946810

The rest of the game is surprisingly solid, too. LIKE MUH DICK

[Anonymous No.3959124]

>>3941323
Yuzo Koshiro nsiter was the charcter designer in SOR 2. Maybe her Blaze was her self insert

[Anonymous No.3959131]

[Anonymous No.3959135]

>>3959124

I'd self-insert with her any time.

[Anonymous No.3959179]

Niggas don't know about them old school pd roms for the snes with hentaI pics on them. I still have them because I have the snes goodset, I look at them to laugh at how easy it used to be for me to be off to the races.

[Anonymous No.3959209]

>>3959065

And that's a problem?

[Anonymous No.3959215]

>>3959209

He's still in his "EWWWW GIRRRLS!" phase. Pay him no mind.

[Anonymous No.3959273]

>>3951114
that's a pretty good regina congratulations screen, so here's a regina congratulations screen

[Anonymous No.3959907]

>>3959037
Image sauce?

[Anonymous No.3960470]

>>3941572
excellent choice.
dem pantyshots

[Anonymous No.3962148]

>>3955428

[Anonymous No.3962203]

>>3956374
i'm afraid most mormons really dream of doing genealogy for eternity. i am not kidding.

[Anonymous No.3962209]

>>3957107
>I away look at her ass not slot

[Anonymous No.3963030]

[Anonymous No.3963032]

>>3963030
Wow, what filters are you using?

[Anonymous No.3963153]

>>3941009
Guess what my fetish is

[Anonymous No.3963684]

>>3963153
Vore?

I hate that shit

[Anonymous No.3964943]

>>3955860
Just stop fapping for a week.

[Anonymous No.3964949]

>>3956753
Nah,the bottom looks better, even removing the panty shot from the equation.

[Anonymous No.3964959]

>>3941105
No, I knew what sex was and how the mechanics worked from three years onwards.

[Anonymous No.3965179]

>>3963153
Smug?

[Anonymous No.3966157]

>>3956412
MY NIGGA

[Anonymous No.3966160]

>>3964949
I like how her arm's position keeps that line of action flowing.

[Anonymous No.3966281]

[Anonymous No.3966421]

>>3941009
Having a hard-on at the arcades was weird.

[Anonymous No.3966754]

>>3957407
Yeah, too bad the actual game was kinda shit.

[Anonymous No.3968124]

[Anonymous No.3968138]

>>3963153
big butts, and you cannot lie?

[Anonymous No.3970975]

>>3945690
>>3945621
samefag. kill yon selve

[Anonymous No.3971359]

>>3941324
Fuck yes>>3942534
Kek me too

[Anonymous No.3971371]

>>3942534
>>3942976
>>3971359
Зaпpeщaeтcя cмoтpeтв дeтям

[Anonymous No.3972864]

saving it

[Anonymous No.3972867]

>>3970975
I'm a different anon. I wouldn't samefag, I just enjoy agreeing with others.

[Anonymous No.3973236]

>>3941049
>that scene in the sewers where Rain is straight up getting raped by some kind of bug machine

12 year old me didn't know what to think of that.

[Anonymous No.3973304]

>>3963153
vore

[Anonymous No.3973373]

>>3955861
I kek'd.

[Anonymous No.3973381]

>>3955860
Aye. I miss when a little well placed fan service could truly make me HNNNG. It's become too easy to find porn, i miss rewinding VHS tapes to pause it on the lewd butt shot etc.

[Anonymous No.3973530]

>>3941260
>metroid was a gril all along

[Anonymous No.3973535]

>>3941576
So who's Wendy based on then? Ludvig was obviously Beethoven, then there was Roy Orbison and Lemmy from Motorhead.

She reminds me of Aretha Franklin if anything.

[Anonymous No.3973549]

>>3947257
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS RUINED! YOU BITCH I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER!!

[Anonymous No.3973557]

>>3973535
And Iggy Pop, how could I forget?

[Anonymous No.3973558]

>>3955860
>Annies Chewing gum
My nigga. I really like this whole album actually.

[Anonymous No.3973979]

>>3943525
just stop it and go back to veddit.

[Anonymous No.3974067]

Humba Wumba and that mermaid in DK64, regretably.

[Anonymous No.3974067,1]

>>3951135
yeah, too bad that erel leotard was censored