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384507 No.384507 [Reply] [Original]

How about a misleading\funny\ugly retro box art thread?
I´ll start with the most famous one.
What else you all got?

>> No.384527

I kinda dig the story behind it, how apparently the artist had to throw that together in a day or so and had zero visual reference and only a shitty verbal description.

>> No.384532

>>384527


Yep

>> No.384549
File: 98 KB, 640x643, The Unholy love child of Mega Man and Bonk stares at a robotic dragon thing with the intent of rape while ignoring Drillman and shooting at Wily's Castle even though there is probably no way they will hit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
384549

Mega Man is a goldmine for these

>> No.384552

>>384527

Going off this, how did the game sell well? Was it because of word of mouth or publications like Nintendo Power?

>> No.384558

>>384549

Does anyone have the zoom in image of this with "FUCK YEAH, I'M DRILLMAN" at the end?

>> No.384567
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>>384558
No but here's this

>> No.384578

>>384567

That's what I meant, you silly goose! Thank you.

>> No.384587
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384587

Man, /vr/ is slow. That tells me there's still to many of you trying to lurk old and angry /v/irgin territory.

This one is my favorite.

>> No.384604
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384604

>>384587

>> No.384613
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>>384507
>>384527
And how he ended up in a new Capcom fighter. Sometimes Crapcom has brain farts and does genius things.

Here's two of my favorite games with shitty art. This one is actually kinda rad but does not convey the game very well.

>> No.384619

>>384587
yep, that's a good one. what exactly is the story behind that?

>> No.384632

>>384619
They wanted a cover that'd stand out in a sea of Shmups.

>> No.384638
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>>384613
Here's my other one. Favorite NES game of all time. Awesome music and graphics. Good story, for a NES game. Really fun gameplay. And this is the box art.

>> No.384641

>>384587
>implying that isnt one of the greatest game covers of all time

>> No.384649
File: 179 KB, 640x888, Mega Man steals a Motorbikers helmit and shoots Ballade while Dr Light with glasses hides behind a Big Daddy prototype.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
384649

>> No.384656
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>>384632
Guy with a banjo was the best they could come up with? Just put some tits on the cover, jesus.

>>384638
And the GBC version got totally fucked over. They included some terrible cutscenes with bad art that didn't match the tone of the game at all. Here's the title screen for it.

>> No.384661
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384661

Akklaim, sucking since forever.

Not retro, but relevant.

>> No.384664
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>>384507
Yeah the later games had much better box art...

>> No.384673
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384673

>>384638

>> No.384683
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384683

>>384661
Now, it's retro.

>> No.384685
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384685

Bomberman.
It's badass and all, but that looks nothing like the character or gameplay.

>> No.384691

>>384664
>This Game Pak cannot be used by the Mattel or the NES versions of the Nintendo Entertainment System
>Game Pak
>NES version of Nintendo Entertainment System

What the fuck am I reading, europoors?

>> No.384694
File: 85 KB, 640x645, Mega Man tries to run away from Quint man because he owes him money while Rush suddenly has a 'Nam flashback.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
384694

>> No.384710

>>384691
It's the filthy PAL version that won't work on glorious NTSC hardware.

>> No.384704
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384704

>>384661
>Akklaim, sucking since forever.
Fabio is here to ease your sorrows, fella. Just lay back and let him work his magic.

>> No.384716
File: 1.11 MB, 640x877, Dr. Heihachi, Protoman, and the 8 Robot Masters watch Mega Man perform robo-bestiality on Rush and are horrified except for Shadowman who is smiling because he is turrned on.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
384716

The "best"

>> No.384725
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384725

I think the western Phantasy Star covers are pretty cool, they are all like this, depicting the heroes in the most western way possible

>> No.384728

>>384710
>glorious
>only 480 lines
my sides

>> No.384730
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384730

>>384685
that's probably the original Famicom art, pretty rare to reuse it for a US release.

>>384683
Oh, Akklaim... you were the worst.

>Shatterhand

>> No.384738
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384738

>Nobody posted this yet

>> No.384740
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>>384587
Kemco had some good ones. Check this one out, I'm pretty sure it's a Stevie Nicks album cover or something.

>> No.384741
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>> No.384746
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384746

>>384738

>> No.384754
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384754

>>384746

>> No.384765
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>>384754
Fuck monsters

>> No.384771
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384771

Goddamn, Pac-Man...

>> No.384775
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>>384738
Ah haha, I have that in the box. I picked this one up at the same time. It's just wtf.

>> No.384782
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384782

Best boxart ever

>> No.384785
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>>384738
He doesn't attack the knight with his sword but uses his fists to knock him out. Fucking amazing.

>> No.384792
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384792

I think everyone knows about this.

>> No.384805
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384805

It's got "reaction image" written all over it.

>> No.384796

>>384792
Technically not misleading.

>> No.384801
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384801

>>384785
The fact that that's a Hokuto no Ken game makes it even worse.

So is this.

>> No.384803

>>384792
All the portaits in Metal Gear were taken from american action movies. It was intentional.

>> No.384806

>>384792
Was that from a movie? It looks familiar

>> No.384807
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384807

>>384741
Pretty much all boxes on the TG-16 is terrible. Some great games, though.

>Fist of the North Star
good one, Sega

>> No.384816

>>384806
Terminator 1, I believe.

>> No.384829
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384829

>> No.384836
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384836

>>384685
close but no cigar...

>> No.384839

>>384801
Black Belt for SMS was a Hokuto game??? Whoa.

>> No.384841
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>> No.384850

Unlicensed game, so kinda cheating, but it's pretty spectacular.

>> No.384854
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>> No.384857
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384857

>>384850
forgot my pic

>>384841
holy shit

>> No.384869
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384869

>> No.384878
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384878

>> No.384880

>>384857
For a second there I thought he was blowing that other dragon

>> No.384881
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384881

>>384869

>> No.384886
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384886

Terry Bogard lookin like he needs to lose a few pounds (and a few years off his age).

>> No.384885
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384885

>>384805

>> No.384897

>>384886
What gets me is the art is basically the main protag getting his ass kicked

>> No.384898
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384898

>>384880
There's multiple levels of wtf going on in that pic.

>Cowboy Kid
>not sure if NES game or gay porn video

>> No.384905
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384905

Not actually box art, but stll.

>> No.384906
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384906

>>384897
Sort of like how Mario is actually about to die on the cover of the NES box.

>> No.384924

>>384897
>>384886
Yeah Terry is getting his ass kicked by "Road House" Patrick Swayzee, apparently.

>> No.384925

>>384878
Why's Reb Brown on that cover?

>> No.384951

>>384898
That dude always looked like Tom Sellick to me.

>> No.384952

>>384878
Yeah but does the JP version have 8MEGA MEMORY? Didn't think so.

>>384925
It totally is, isn't it?

>> No.384962

>>384886
>>384924
Which means he probably just tore Terry's throat out.

Which character is that supposed to be? I'm not up on my Fatal Fury.

>> No.384984

>>384962
I think it's supposed to be Andy, Terry's Brother...

>> No.384989

>>384905
I saw that picture on a magazine back in the 90's, dat morrigan.

>> No.384990
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384990

>> No.384980

>>384886
Terry's likeness... I can't put my finger on who it's based off of.

>> No.385003
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385003

>>384984
Whose design is way off.

>> No.385008
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385008

Looks familiar?

>> No.385012

>>384962
I think that's supposed to be Andy, Terry's younger brother

>> No.385017

>>385008
Godhand? Has to be coincidental.

>> No.385019

>>385008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzP7n1IZxm8

>> No.385024 [DELETED] 

>>384552
Megaman 1 sold horribly. Megaman 2 was the one that sold well.

>> No.385031

>>384604

So much 90's packed in a single picture

>> No.385036
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>> No.385041
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>> No.385052
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>>384567
Oh dear lord, my OC. Bless you anon.

Have my other one.

>> No.385054
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385054

Admittedly, this is pretty badass.

>> No.385056

>>384704

I actually saw a mom staring at that box while choosing a game for his kid, but since I was also too young I didn't find it funny until a few years later.

>> No.385067
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>> No.385073
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>>385054

>> No.385079
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>> No.385085

>>384765

oh help my flanks are in the ether

>> No.385091
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>> No.385101
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>> No.385108
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>> No.385109
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>>385008

Early Sega is a nice source of lame covers

>> No.385117
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>>385108

>> No.385131
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>> No.385137
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>> No.385153

>>385073
hahahaha

>We need a game cover RIGHT NOW
>What's the game about?
>I don't fucking know, there's ladders and a hammer or something. Hurry up.

>> No.385145
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>> No.385156
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>> No.385171

>>385153
>Fuck it, just rip off Mr. Do or something.

>> No.385159

>>385137
Later Euro releases also got the second cover. I remember getting my NES quite late in the 80s bundled with Mario and opening it up to see that cover.

>> No.385169
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>> No.385176

>>384771
>meatball on a fork's younger cousin

>> No.385182
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>> No.385185

>>384649
Poor Megaman just twisted his ankle.

>> No.385189
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>> No.385194

So many of the faces featured on these boxarts are zoomable

>> No.385196
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>> No.385197

>>385169
America likes dark, edgy and angry. On that note do they still give Kirby angry eyes?

>> No.385207
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385207

>>385182
oh shit, Konami on the PS1...

>> No.385212
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>>385197
>dark, edgy, and angry

>> No.385219
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>> No.385229
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>> No.385220
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>> No.385226
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>>385196
>>385207
Beat me to it. But man, it's a good one.

>> No.385228

>>385212
except TMNT4 box art gets me pumped for the game

>> No.385230

>>385212
Let's be fair here, the original Ninja Turtles were pissed off all the time.

>> No.385231
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>> No.385234
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>> No.385247
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385247

wait, what

>> No.385242
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385242

On the topic of Mega Man...

>> No.385243

>>384649

>implying that box art isn't awesome

>> No.385254
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>> No.385258

>>384649
I really like this one, though. It actually resembles the game, and Dr Light was a nice touch.

>> No.385256
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>>385242
Germany has the best Dr.Wily

>> No.385261
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>> No.385262
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>>385220

>> No.385263

>>385247
But the US did get a Ranma game.

>> No.385270
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>> No.385267

>>385073
Meanwhile, in Europe

>> No.385271

>>385242
That may be the most bad ass metallic dragon I've ever seen on a European game

>> No.385273
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385273

>>385262

>> No.385275

>>385254
I'd rather have the ex-ZZ Top member than the flying space dong.

>> No.385281
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385281

>>385197
Pretty sure.

>> No.385283

>>385247

yeah that's the most shittastic localization ever.

I mean hell, there was no need to change anything. Even if people didn't know what the fuck ranma was, they probably would have still rather had a chinese girl fighting a panda instead of generic shitty 3d figher #459

I'm glad they released hard battle as hard battle. I really liked that game

>> No.385285
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385285

>>385273

>> No.385287

>>385054
Mario was ripped and atractive back in those days, he really let himself go

>> No.385289
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>> No.385298

I really hate that Mega System graph paper shit.

>> No.385293
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385293

It's actually apart of the Kunio-Kun/River City Ransom series.

>> No.385294

>>385287
That's not Mario. That's Tony Stark.

>> No.385296
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385296

BEST COVER

>> No.385292
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385292

>>385254
Oh god my sides

>> No.385302
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385302

>>385263
And it's the sequel, a much better game. Not the best fighter, but fun for Ranma fans.

>sure do feel oldfag

>> No.385303
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385303

I'm a fan of meaningless technical sounding jargon.

Fucking Blast Processing

>> No.385313

>>385263
Yup, Hard Battle in 1993. But the first game, Neighborhood Combat Chapter from a year earlier got a massive make-over into Street Combat.

>> No.385314
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385314

Fucking localizations

>> No.385323

>>385298
My nigga

>> No.385324
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385324

>>385303
TWICE THE MEGA POWER

this thread has me in tears, good job everyone.

>> No.385321
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>> No.385334
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385334

This was the first Super Famicom game I ever bought because it holds a special place in my heart from when I emulated it as a kid.

>> No.385335

>>384807
>>384801
>>384785
Why did they have to give the entire game a facelift, why not just name it "Star Fist" or something and keep the continuity of it all?

When did Hokuto no Ken come to America anyway?

>> No.385338

>>385156
US cover
>Spyro is onna stir some shit up
Japan cover
>Kawaii uguu

>> No.385341
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385341

>> No.385346

>>385321
Aw shit, it's the same exact poses just redrawn. That's just fucking heartbreaking.

>> No.385347

>>385321
Holy shit, they are the same.

>> No.385351

>>385302
which one is that related to?

>> No.385357
File: 130 KB, 400x550, NES Isolated Warrior.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385357

>>385321
That is hilarious how close it is to the original, except 200% more radical.

Thing that cracks me up about this one is the placement of the "features" flavor text on the middle left.

>> No.385361
File: 84 KB, 400x550, NES Tecmo Cup Soccer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385361

>>385293

the localization of the first Tsubasa game

>> No.385362

>>385212
>that Japanese Ratchet boxart
ahahahaha, oh god

>> No.385363

>>385335
Fist of the North Star for NES came over here pretty intact, I believe. I think it was actually Hokuto 2 for Famicom.

>> No.385365
File: 119 KB, 825x458, akumajo-dracula-sfc-cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385365

There are some rare cases when the japanese cover is the inferior one, like this.

This is Super Castlevania IV, by the way.

>> No.385369

>>385335
Probably would have been around 1991 during the second great anime renaissance the west had. They released the abridged Fist of the North Star movie and to everyone's horror butchered it even more.

>> No.385372
File: 14 KB, 198x255, harry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385372

>>385351

>> No.385376
File: 149 KB, 256x352, Fist_of_the_North_Star_Coverart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385376

>>385335
The first movie was dubbed in 1991 by Streamline -- poorly -- and I think that was it until the equally bad Manga series dub in 1999.

Oddly enough the NES game was localized without any changes.

>> No.385382

>>385365
Jesu Christo, Dracula is freaking the fuck out. He looks like he just slammed his balls in his socks drawer.

>> No.385384

>>385372
that's Ranma?

>> No.385385

>>385369
The english dubbing in the Hokuto movie we got was pretty shitastic. I will always remember it. Wasn't that back when Carl Macek was ruining everything?

>> No.385393

>>385169
As inaccurate as it is the NA boxart looks fucking badass.

>> No.385389

>>385376
>Julia
>Raul
Don't remind me

>> No.385390

>>385231
That's not misleading at all, though.

It's a boxing game.

With Mike Tyson.

>> No.385395

>>385382
Hah.

>> No.385396

>>384638
my nigga

>>384656
worst port in history of gaming (next to crazy taxi, but only because they replaced the music and it lost that awesome feeling). They totally butchered the audio in the Crystalis port, as well as the story, it just didn't feel right at all when I played it. NES version hasn't aged to badly, but still better than that.

>> No.385409
File: 59 KB, 352x500, uforia-saga_jpg_500x500_q85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385409

>>385384
You are confused. The guy that replied to you was just posting another game.

>>385376
Crazy, huh?

>> No.385420

>>385385
Oh yes. I live in the UK so I didn't learn much until later but we got some fucking dreadful dubs and censorship courtesy of Manga Entertainment. I have fond memories of it all because it was what turned me into a pathetic weeaboo dicksplash in the first place but I still wake up crying over what they did to Urotsukidoji.

>> No.385439

>>385409
>confused
ok I am, but to be fair baseball land only got one Ranma on snes total, out of the three 1v1 fighters

>> No.385441

>>385396
Yeah, I've thought about picking up the GBC but the reviews were bad at the time. I play through the NES game every few years. The music is some of my favorite game tunes. I remember holding a cassette desk next to my tv so I could tape that final sky tower music. It is so good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hVsVQ4IIs4

>> No.385450

>>385439
not counting the reskin. damn it I need l food

>> No.385458

>>385390
But the game makes you think it's realistic boxing, but it's not. You get a better game instead.

>> No.385467
File: 153 KB, 1000x629, Phantasy-Star-III-Megadrive-EUR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385467

Gonna dump the Phantasy Star covers

>> No.385473
File: 117 KB, 432x600, phantasy_star4_box_us.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385473

>>385467

>> No.385479

>>385458
You're out of your gourd to think that the NES could ever do something like that.

>> No.385480
File: 30 KB, 300x406, phantasy-star-pic2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385480

>>385473

>> No.385490

>>385479
People back then did.

>> No.385505

>>385439
we got 2 faggot.

>> No.385504

>>385490
And most of the people from that time are either still sporting sweat socks when they work out or dead.

>> No.385513
File: 161 KB, 640x912, ps2 cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385513

>>385467
Please note Nei's ingame appearance.

Also, these faces are just atrocious.

>> No.385518

>>385441
One of my top games of all time and I just recently replayed it myself after recovering my NES, it and several other games from my father's place.

>> No.385525

>>385189
The white case looks so classy

>> No.385526
File: 442 KB, 500x375, laughing heroes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385526

>>385513
>the artist mistaked the ears as horns

>> No.385530
File: 17 KB, 300x216, Crystalis (J).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385530

>>385441
>>385396
>>385518
IT HAS ATHENA AND KENSOU IN IT

I didn't figure out the KoF connection until years later, although I guess at that point it was a Psycho Soldier cameo.

Also, Crystalis ain't bad but God Slayer is pretty fucking awesome.

>> No.385536
File: 132 KB, 492x700, Vietnam fucking shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385536

>Owning this in the 90s and claiming you're straight.

>> No.385538
File: 150 KB, 558x811, img-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385538

>>385513
Dammit Sega.

>> No.385556
File: 268 KB, 920x656, Ugly vs Ugly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385556

QUALITY!

>> No.385559

>>385536
But the videos I made were ph-ph-ph-phat

>> No.385580
File: 27 KB, 250x250, TN_Eggs_Of_Steel_-_Charlie_S_Eggcellent_Adventure_ntsc-front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385580

>>385556
Atlus sucked balls for the longest time. Like until maybe 6 years ago. They could've brought a SMT game over here but we didn't get anything until Persona, and we all know the hatchet job they did on that one.

>> No.385581

>>385556
Thtats pretty gross
>"You are gonna suck my toe like it or not"
>"Nah man leave me alone!"

>> No.385591

>>385212
I spent all of Breath of Fire 2 wondering when the main character was going to grow up into the badass on the boxart.

>> No.385595
File: 197 KB, 752x1203, Ninja Scooter Simulator.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385595

Ninja Golf. Meet your new rival.

>> No.385612

>>385321
man i rocked the kid chameleon look for way longer than i should've.

>> No.385618

>>385595
>>385341
>>384841
If anyone wants to see some gameplay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o7iVO7dFk8

>> No.385619
File: 72 KB, 718x920, Blood n Guts c64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385619

>RIP AND TEAR

>> No.385634

>>385618
OH DEAR LORD THAT STROBE EFFECT. MY EYES BURN

>> No.385640

>>385293
I always thought that River City Ransom stole the sprites from this game (and my stupid kid logic thought that this game came first because it was published by Nintendo)

Then, when the internet gave me the truth, I realized there was the whole Kunio Kun series right under our noses.

>> No.385645
File: 1.12 MB, 914x756, valis 4_jp vs us.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385645

>>385595
>third time this has been posted in this thread
>still laughing

>>385580
>Atlus sucked balls for the longest time
Yup. Pic related.

>> No.385647
File: 79 KB, 600x848, Oh god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385647

...

>> No.385661

>>385321
This is how all Japan-to-Western covers should have been

>> No.385669

>>385647
"Whoops, we accidentally hired a furry."

>> No.385674

>>385580
>Atlus sucked balls for the longest time.

That's a negative. Atlus has been good since the early 90s, particularly with publishing.

>> No.385679

>>385647
>>385669
The worst part is it really isn't necessary, it's just a vertical shooter.

>> No.385680
File: 145 KB, 604x804, BadCat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385680

Move over Sanic, got to go slow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCgTNgGTyc

>> No.385689

>>385680
>dat bandanna
>dat sunglasses
>dat vest

badass

>> No.385694

>>385645
But I liked Valis

>> No.385696

>>385680
That cat really does look like it'd fuck me up if I looked at it wrong.

>> No.385731
File: 241 KB, 918x459, SFZ3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385731

what's the deal with Zangief

>> No.385740 [DELETED] 

>>385731
He's -really- happy to be on the Boxat

>> No.385746

>>385674
Oh yeah, Eggs Of Steel was great. [/sarcasm]

Pretty much until the middle of the PS1, around the time they released Eggs Of Steel, Trap Bomber, and Guilty Gear all at the same time. That is the exact moment they started getting their shit together. They really did fuck up Persona, though. That's some shit there.

>> No.385761

>>385694
Me too, just bitching about the cover art.

I think Japan actually got some shitty Valis ero-visual novel a couple years ago, set in a high school. That was the last Valis game. :[

>> No.385763

>>385731
He's really happy to be on the boxart. -Really- happy

>> No.385773
File: 203 KB, 786x1019, Nightmarefuel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385773

>>385731
>"Enough moping around, now it's Zangief's time to shine!"
Though I liked seeing him in Wreck it Ralph, I've never considered him a villain and I don't recall the games portraying him as such, only the Street Fighter film where he was tricked into working with the bad guys.

Pic related to thread, this was a multiplatform game!

>> No.385767
File: 37 KB, 222x299, sylvester-stallone-arnold-schwarzenegger-contra-konami-alien-predator.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385767

>>384792

>> No.385769

>>385731
He is fucking pumped to be the star of the new Street Fighter game.

>> No.385790

>>385773
And a decent fighting game, back when there were no fighting games.

>> No.385792

>>385505
"We" as in the west, yes. But there were three Ranma fighting games for the SNES. The third was a Japanese only game and much sought after, Ranma 1/2: Super-Skill Wild Dance Chapter. It got a massive graphical overhaul and is pretty good, if a little slow.

>> No.385795

>>385773
Apparently he was only a villain in WiR because the writer couldn't beat him as a kid, and thus considered him a villain

>> No.385796

>>385773
That's someone's shin flipped upside down.

>> No.385807
File: 128 KB, 400x550, contra.cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385807

>>385767
An edit isn´t really necessary

>> No.385816

>>385376
Actually that game was brought over unchanged because we were already getting some of the manga in 1989, but that stint was short lived.

>> No.385817
File: 707 KB, 644x1128, 1303658820178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385817

>> No.385827

>>385767
>implying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=638gV4Cgbx4

>> No.385836
File: 42 KB, 640x443, PORN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385836

Why wait for obscure PC-98 hentai games to be translated when you could be playing this!

>> No.385835

>>385817

HAHAHHAHAH

>> No.385851
File: 93 KB, 457x637, OperationWolf_(11).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385851

>Teaching terrorists what terror is all about
>predicts 9/11

>> No.385854

>>385817
whaaaat

>> No.385856

>>385817
what the fuck
>cover art by Central High School art club

>> No.385879

>>385314
why

>> No.385907

>>384685
Here's the funny thing, this boxart actually looks like it belongs to another Hudson Soft developed game called RoboWarrior,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4pUhTKouv8

Look at the character, his ability to fire shots and the bombs he sets.

>> No.385910

>>385619
>random-ass cat getting stepped on

>> No.385913

>>385314

That can't be real.

>> No.385921

>>385913
It is, I just played it in MAME to post a screenshot to the guess this game thread.

Terrible, huh?

>> No.385935

>>385836
>1 to 7 adult players
Holy shit

>> No.385939

>>385913

It's real. A bunch of years ago, I tricked a friend into playing it online with me over Kaillera just so I could see his reaction to the character select screen.

>> No.385952
File: 1.89 MB, 1356x1792, Splatterhouse 2 clean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385952

Love this game to death, my favorite in the series.
But the cover indicates wacky hijinks during a Real Ghostbusters episode rather than a loving tribute to 80s slasher and gore flicks.
Not that that's not awesome in its own right, just hilariously misleading.

>> No.385954
File: 9 KB, 459x377, 1301177124831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385954

>>385921
>>385939

Americans are weird.

>> No.385956

>>384587
Phalanx is still the greatest cover of all time.

>> No.385967
File: 86 KB, 640x904, Jackal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
385967

War doesn´t look so terrible, these guys are having the time of their lives

>> No.386008

>>385773
>what's our budget for a boxart?
>$3.27 and a box of my wife's lipstick
>go to Staples and get me googly eyes and a Sharpie!

>> No.386036

This is a good box art comparison site.

http://boxvsbox.tumblr.com..

Captcha: lovednd them

>> No.386046

>>384980
Looks exactly like the wrestler Rob Van Dam (who wasn't around back then, so).

>> No.386061

>>384878
That American cover is fantastic, really. I fully approve of Strider reimagined as Flash Gordon. Frankly with some of these older games who's to say what's more accurate?

>> No.386065
File: 20 KB, 282x400, Tim-Allen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386065

>>384886
>>384980
Terry the Toolman Taylor?

>> No.386070

>>385956
I still do not comprehend it at all. Wikipedia says:
>The box art designers later admitted that they had deliberately chosen this theme in order to attract the customer with something original, considering there were many space shooters in the market that looked alike.
But there's no citation. Why not put guns and boobs and explosion on the cover or something? Old guy with a banjo?

>> No.386075

>>386046
It's definitely a 80s/90s movie guy... like someone pointed out Andy being Patrick Swayze

>> No.386083

>>384613
I seem to remember Nintendo Power actually ran an article comparing the Japanese and US box art for this game. Was pretty cool.

>> No.386085

>>386070
I had heard it was because the grandfather of one of the localizers wanted to be remembered for something, so they put him in a redneck outfit and put him on the cover of a box. Guess he's remembered, now.

Can't give any source to that, though, just a rumor I guess.

>> No.386087

>>384587
>Your bravery will be revered by elders over a campfire while playing banjo
or
>Flying dildo

>> No.386094

>>385376
Hey, I have that game in my closet. Is it any good?

>> No.386102

>>386065
I don't think so, Tim

>> No.386116

>>384952
I hate that we don't have boxes telling us how many megs our games are. Now even kids know their way around megabytes and gigabytes...

>> No.386125

>>386070
Dude, this is well documented. One or more of the mainstream gaming mags like EGM or maybe evn Nintendo Power printed it. They wanted something as random as possible and that's what they got.

>> No.386130
File: 346 KB, 600x450, 600full-mercenary-fighters-screenshot.jpg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386130

>So many Reb Brown's
Truly the Dan Hibiki of action heroes.

>> No.386139

>>385907
Holy shit, you're right.
There's no way that's not what it was supposed to be for. Look at the bomb design and everything.
The character also looks identical, all the way down to the suit color and the helmet with the tubes coming from the mask.
I wonder if this was an accident or something.

>> No.386142
File: 106 KB, 500x354, rivalturf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386142

That red leather makes him look tough as fuck.

>> No.386150

>>386142

Really? Because it looks like the two of them are about to play Anal Blazer.

>> No.386164
File: 40 KB, 224x318, msx-jf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386164

>>386139
I discovered that the Japanese name for RoboWarrior was Bomber King. This is the box art.
The American box art for RoboWarrior looks kind of shitty (http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/9/94/Robo_Warrior_NES_box.jpg).).
So for whatever reason (probably getting the Kirby effect to sell to American audiences better) the original Robo King box art was stuck on the American Bomberman cover.

>> No.386165

>>386142
Nonsense.
If he walked into any bar he'd surely be laughed out.
Which is why we've redesigned him for rT: rival Turf.

Pre-order now for a red jacket skin.

>> No.386172
File: 394 KB, 848x1466, Bomberman Cover Mix Up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386172

>>386139
I compiled this with dates and everything.
Bomberman was developed before Bomber King, which would be released as Robo Warrior in America, before they released Bomberman in America.

So why did they put Bomber King on Bomberman's US box? Was it because it closely resembled the Japanese Bomberman boxart? Was it because Jaleco published Robo Warrior in the US?

>> No.386185

>>386142
>My name is Dante, and you are in my turf

>> No.386193

>>386125
>Dude, this is well documented.
Find me a source, a quote from a dev or the company or whatever. I totally believe it, but no one has a source.

>>386130
>>So many Reb Brown's
>Truly the Dan Hibiki
Truest words in this thread. MST3K fan?

>> No.386194

>>386164
>>386172
Now that's very surprising, GameFAQs had a different Japanese boxart for Bomber King posted.

>> No.386219
File: 449 KB, 1048x1466, Bomberman Cover Mix Up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386219

>>386194
Updated accordingly.
I wonder if anyone else noticed?

>> No.386214

>>384886
its terrry getting his ass kicked by andy another main character but they both look ridiculous. i keep this as the background on my phone.

>> No.386216

>>386194
The other one is the MSX release, not the NES one.
http://randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com/bomb/nes-king/

>> No.386218
File: 139 KB, 640x640, tumblr_mkkwkaThwA1rtobu5o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386218

>>386164
Neat.

>> No.386228

>>386094
No. Play the rom once and enjoy the exploding head pixels.

>>386116
This.

>> No.386231
File: 110 KB, 640x917, solomonskey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386231

>>384869
This is one is kind of similar. Looks kind of cool, until you see the protagonist's poorly drawn face.

He looks totally stoned here.

>> No.386239

>>386219
Reportedly, in early concept art, Bomberman's character was less cartoony and much more similar to Zed.

>> No.386245
File: 54 KB, 477x681, 919380_58496_front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386245

JALECO THE BEST! Somebody sue these motherfuckers for false advertisement.

>> No.386251

>>386193
YesBut I prefer my Brown flicks vanilla.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMuaGR_LBXk
Whole film is on youtube. If it and other similar Bruno Mattei flicks didn't influence Metal Slug and its soundtrack, I'd be surprised.

>> No.386258

>>386239
Zed?

>> No.386269

>>386245
The label means it sold well enough in japan. I mean, ignore the face, just look at those fine tits, dude.

>> No.386271

>>386231
Stoned, dressed for LARPing and balancing on some weirdly hovering fudge.

>> No.386276
File: 458 KB, 1174x645, demonsword.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386276

one of my favorite examples. demon sword. box shows barbarian but the game is very obviously once booted up... about samurai.

>> No.386281

>>385376
>WATA TATATATA TA TA TATATATA TA TATA

>> No.386285

>>386258
Presumably the hero of Bomber King/Robo Warrior.

>> No.386290

>>386269
I don't think Jaleco ever made a good game.

>> No.386310
File: 15 KB, 263x192, tuff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386310

Another Jaleco POS with terrible box art.

>> No.386312

>>386142
Pretty damn good beat em up, though the sequels are better. Peace Keepers is even 4 players.

>> No.386325

>>386290

The Rushing Beat Series is baller after the first game.

>> No.386331
File: 171 KB, 827x976, Barbarian2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386331

>>386276
Speaking of Barbarians.

Funny story. The girl, Maria Whittaker frequently got her tits out on page 3 of the national newspapers, the guy went on to be Wolf, the mumbling twat from the UK version of Gladiators in the 90s.

>> No.386339

>>386310
Holy shit is that some Rob Liefeld art?

>> No.386353

>>386312
Why was the third game totally watered down during localization? It wasn't the same anymore.

I mean, why do the high up at localization teams totally felt the need to do shit like this?

>> No.386360

>>386218
Is there any difference between Die Hard Arcade and Dynamite Deka besides the name?

>> No.386364
File: 93 KB, 350x480, iwmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386364

>>386231
Great game, though. One of the best designed puzzle games on the NES. Mega brain hurt on the later levels.

>>386245
Dat oppai.

>>386276
It's the sequel to Legend Of Kage.

>>386290
>I don't think Jaleco ever made a good game.
I dunno, Illbleed is weird but I really like it in a B-movie kind of way. It is next level bonkers. But yeah, they're pretty shit tier.

>>386310
Dat Rob Liefield.

>> No.386376
File: 25 KB, 320x218, Tuff_E_Nuff_cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386376

>>386310
We could have got the PAL art.

>> No.386380

>>386360
None that I can tell. Aside from Deka being entirely Japanese obviously. They just threw in the Die Hard license for no reason than to cash in on the movies.

>> No.386382
File: 75 KB, 537x768, rodland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386382

>>386290
Rod-Land and Whomp 'em weren't bad, actually. I like 'em.

Speaking of Rod-Land, oh god, what are those horrible things in this artwork supposed to be?

>> No.386396
File: 33 KB, 396x566, troll doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386396

>>386382
Trolls!

I bet it helped sell a lot of copies.

>> No.386409

>>386380
Well, the Bruce Willis lookalike protagonist and the setting of the original game were straight outta Die Hard, anyway.

>> No.386412

>>386310
From Wikipedia:

"Jaleco USA decided to use their own box art instead for the American release which is often considered to be one of the worst designs for a video game of all time."

No mention of Liefeld.

>> No.386413

>>386364
what is this game about?

>> No.386418

>>386396
I actually remember owning one of those things when I was a little kid.

What was I thinking?

>> No.386420

>>386376
Ah shit. Thanks for reminding me. Being obsessed with Street Fighter 2 I picked this up for full price thinking it'd be more of the same.

What a cunt of a game.

>> No.386448
File: 31 KB, 638x419, iwantmymommy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386448

>>386413
See for yourself. I seriously can't fucking tell.

>> No.386450

>>385817
this can't be real

>> No.386452

>>386412
You'll have to take our word for it. That's definitely Rob. His art was, some reasons best forgotten, incredibly popular at the time. These days you couldn't pay a comic book fan to piss on him if he was on fire. But his style is unmistakable.

>> No.386454
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>> No.386459
File: 185 KB, 640x858, 1131896655-00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386459

Hey, it's the Millennium Falcon

>> No.386464
File: 37 KB, 250x324, 250px-BeatEmCover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386464

>> No.386471 [SPOILER] 
File: 60 KB, 640x440, MK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386471

>>386450
It isn't

>> No.386509
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386509

>>386454
Man, this is one of those 'so bad it's good' games. It's just plain ridiculous.

>> No.386513

>>386172
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Bomberman originally a game called Eric and the Floaters on the ZX Spectrum?

I wonder if the guy who made it is still collecting royalties. If so he must be one rich SOB.

>> No.386526
File: 46 KB, 350x480, _-Warlords-Atari-2600-VCS-_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386526

>>386471
>>386450
I'm guessing bootleg in China or whatever.

Why was 2600 art fucking god tier and then everything went to shit for two decades? So many amazing box art & labels for the system.

>> No.386528

>>386454
ha, the shells are coming out the wrong side

>> No.386551
File: 14 KB, 218x300, th.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386551

>>386509
Goddamn it was really difficult for me as a kid. My parents gave it to me for Christmas one year.Never could make it past the third stage. Played the rom a while back and figured out how to farm 1-ups and beat it.

Here's another from my youth. To be fair, though, the cover IS pretty radical.

>> No.386552
File: 688 KB, 800x1142, deadpool wade wilson marvel comics.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386552

>>386452
Poor Rob. Not his fault he became so popular in the Xtreeme 90s. He's a pretty nice, down to earth guy in real life and has actually been trying to improve his style in recent times.

>> No.386570

>>386528
that's the least of that cover's problems.

>>386552
Still can't draw feet to save his life.

>> No.386591
File: 6 KB, 320x240, bombermanMSX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386591

>>386513
Actually no, the first one was created by Hudson, on the MSX. That was an alternate name for that port.

He had a hat and suspenders, for some reason. Maybe he got robotized later.

>> No.386604

>>386570
Would the nazi helmet, cylon with spy vs. spy nose be one of it's biggest problems?

>> No.386713

>>385091
>Bill Clinton donning a Sega cap poses for the picture with a floating baseball.jpg

>> No.386728
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386728

>> No.386792
File: 87 KB, 425x600, valiscover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386792

Don't you just love when some crazy artist comes up with their own interpretation of a game's whole anime aesthetic?

>> No.386805 [DELETED] 

>>386792
Please kill me now...

>> No.386817

>>386805
>Please kill me now...

You haven't even played the game yet, anon. After doing so, you'll do it yourself!

>> No.386830
File: 66 KB, 640x881, valisIII.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386830

>>386792
I forgot my pic that time...

I'd just rather die.

>> No.386834
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386834

I gets worse, much worse.

>> No.386848

I LIKE metal as fuck 80's fantasy Western covers for games that are supposed to be animu, but those Valis ones are just ugly. Terrible art.

>> No.386850
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386850

>>386792
Not really, no.
And it's not that I'm a weeaboo, I just don't see the point in altering the "spirit" of the product based on how out of touch publishers see that market.
Or rather, I don't care if they change up the box art, as long as it's as good as the original. Changing the main character into a Kathoey is not an example of that, but boy does it have hilarity value.

>> No.386871
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386871

>>386848
>>386792
Well, at least they had hot chicks clad in bikini armor ingame.

The covers weren't very good for the advertising, though. Of course, I'm kidding about ever liking those crazy depictions.

>> No.386883

>>386871
>put anime screenshots on the cover
>make the boxart western

That being said, I actually like Smug McPointytitty there. I'd gladly do her.

>> No.386934
File: 33 KB, 475x347, kendorage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
386934

Can you believe those two were actually supposed to be cute magical girls?

I wonder what the heck they were even thinking.

>> No.386942

>>385101
holy shit thats bad

>> No.386961

>>386934
>I wonder what the heck they were even thinking.

"We want these games to sell in early 90s America."

>> No.386970

>>385101

holy fuck I love the early 90s so much, everything looked like this

>> No.387015
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>> No.387028
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387028

>>385731
>Z Street Fighter ERO

>> No.387292

>>385189
>>385525
one of the few times USA got release got a better front

>the red parts are metallic embossed

>> No.387385

>>386528
it's a C7
he's canadian and left handed

>> No.387456
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387456

Pretty good game though. Maybe the art is better on the non-budget release?

>> No.387462

>>387028
So that's why people like that game.

>> No.387478
File: 107 KB, 640x941, tumblr_mkkwkaThwA1rtobu5o2_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
387478

>>387028
oh shut up zechs
>>386218
US cover

>> No.387526
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387526

This one's misleading... Almost seems like it might be a cool game.

>> No.387546
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387546

Lol, look at this shitty shit.

>> No.387667

>>387478
Funny how he looks absolutely nothing like Bruce Willis.

He doesn't even seem to have any eyes, either!

>> No.387672

>>387526
lel

>> No.387818

>>387478

Looks like Robin Williams

>> No.387821

>>387526
>Implying Space Harrier isn't cool
Aw, come on. Sure it ain't the first one, but it's a decent sequel.

>> No.387859

>>384685
Is that Armstrong Houston?

>> No.387863

>>387546
Not to mention the main character's hair color was FUCKING BLUE. BLUE. BLUE. 青!

Still a pretty decent game though.

>> No.388049
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388049

>>384685
That art was actually lifted from the MSX release of Bomber King.

My contribution...What the fuck happened here?

>Captcha: arcadelt backei

>> No.388087
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388087

>>384649
>capcom offering rebates on their games
>not nickel and diming everything

>> No.388127

>>388087
This was before they found out about DLC.

>> No.388182

>>384725
100 page hintbook? Did any other RPG's get stuff like that, all I played back then was platformers and shmups.

>> No.388198

>>388182

Illusion of Gaia had one, IIRC

>> No.388209

>>384905
>OVER 300 MEGABITS OF PROGRAM!

What does that even mean?

>> No.388214

>>388049
That's fucking awesome.

>> No.388309

>>386290
I submit Super Earth Defense Force.
Not the greatest game ever, but a passably entertaining shmup.

>> No.388338

>>388309
>EDF
Is EDF a license?

>> No.388342

>>388209
It means the total capacity of all the ROM chips on the cartridge is over 350 megabits (~44 megabytes) Most of that is graphics. CPS and NeoGeo graphics (and most arcade platforms up to the 1990s) are bulky as hell because there's no way to compress graphics or generate them programmatically; every sprite and background has to be stored in ROM exactly the way it's displayed onscreen. Things like the gradient backgrounds in SF games when you win with a Super Combo have to be stored basically as a big BMP.

>> No.388398
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388398

>>388338
>>388309
No, it's their original arcade IP.

>> No.388498

>>388182
It was a complete guidebook with maps and everything, which you needed really badly. You were kinda screwed if you rented this or bought it used. Had to make the ol' graph paper maps.

>> No.389279

>>388398
>>388309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3H0e5JE960

Granted, this LP uses the cheesiest weapon, HOMING, but this gives you an idea of the game. The soundtrack's actually pretty decent, and the gameplay is a lot of fun.

>> No.389393
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389393

fuck you, I'm on a bike.

out of my waaaaaaaay!!

>> No.389435
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389435

>>385247

These fucking list of changes, holy shit this is awesome.

http://tcrf.net/Street_Combat

>> No.389459
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389459

>Trojan straining for a poo

>> No.390492

>>387456
Awww yus I love that game. Hard as nails though.

>> No.390507

>You now realise that the majority of box art was simply random fantasy pieces, bought for cheap with little or no connection to the game
>"Dave, I need something with swords and spaceships in it, have a look in the catalogue will you? And no Frazetta!"

>> No.390889

>>389459

trojan is actually one of the bad guys in that game

I love that game even though it's kinda shitty

>> No.391534

>>390889
>I love that game even though it's kinda shitty
Me too. Early post-apocalypse game, which I think is what I found intriguing as a kid.

Check out the arcade version in MAME, it controls better and is overall a decent game compared to the NES port.

>> No.391665 [DELETED] 
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>>385365
>>385382

>> No.391681 [DELETED] 

>>391665
Or if you prefer a closer zoom...

>> No.391687 [DELETED] 
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>>391665
Or if you prefer more zoom...

>> No.391745

>>391687
Oh god, those filenames

>> No.391776
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>>385365
>>385382

>> No.391782
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>>391776

>> No.391791
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391791

>>391782

>> No.391797
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391797

>>391791

>> No.391802

>>384587
Holy shit, that's actually real

Why the fuck haven't I seen this before?

>> No.391820
File: 81 KB, 640x892, 588060_87382_front[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
391820

>> No.391851

>>384738
>>384775
>>384785
>>385008
>>385109
>>385303
>>385480
>>391820

Whoever was in charge of this no-background graph paper bullshit at Sega needed to be fired waaaaaaaaay sooner than they were.

>> No.391893

>>384775
>too lazy to draw two wrestlers
>draws a guy strangling his own head
classic. He knew there was going to be thousands of copies of that game in circulation, but still couldn't be fucked to draw for ten minutes.

>> No.391909

>>391851
I dunno, it has some kitchey appeal to me. It's a very early 90s design.

>> No.391918

>>391909
They clearly wanted a standardized and consistent style to all their boxes, but they couldn't figure it out yet.

>> No.392038

>>384507
was this the very first mega man title?

>> No.392051

>>392038
Yes. The cover is often blamed for MM1's low sales in America, but who knows. MM2 was a hit despite the horrible cover art.

>> No.392252

>>385156
this game gave me headaches because of the graphics

>> No.392274

>>385281
this cant be true. i call bullshit

>> No.392289

>>385314
what game is this

>> No.392376
File: 426 KB, 483x474, YHGTL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
392376

>>391820
It's literally just a picture of the game itself. What the actual fuck. They didn't want to, oh I don't know, put an F-16 on the cover?

>>391909
>It's a very early 90s design.
We're talking mid-80s, kiddo.

>>392051
Did anyone ever give a shit about box art when you were a kid, though? I rented MM1, not because of the cover but because NINTENDO I MUST PLAY.

>> No.392384

>>392289
Snow Bros 2 arcade

It's Bubble Bobble with snowmen.

>> No.392403
File: 310 KB, 338x480, 338px-KRtDL_Box_art.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
392403

>>392274
google it, it's the truth.

pretty stupid, yep. gotta make a pink fluff ball edgy.

>> No.392404
File: 297 KB, 600x300, shcovers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
392404

>> No.392429
File: 91 KB, 911x637, SH4JP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
392429

>>392404
It's not too terrible, but yeah the JP is much better. Could have been much worse.

actually, it did get worse.

>> No.392532
File: 224 KB, 616x854, kirbydreamcollectionboxart_616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
392532

>>385281
>>385197
They didn't give him angry eyes for the Dream Collection.

Then again, it's hard to be pissed off when you spend your birthday celebrating your biggest accomplishments. That may have been a one-time deal.

>> No.392567
File: 109 KB, 640x894, mm3germany.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
392567

>>385256
>Germany has the best Dr.Wily

Damn straight, creepiest fucker of 'em all. Go figure that they'd capitalize on the "evil Einstein" vibe.

>> No.392583

>>392567
>>the robot masters watch in horror as megaman commits robo-bestiality

>> No.392587

>>392567
what does mit pa$wort funktion mean

>> No.392610

>>392587
Wit
Password
function

>> No.392612

>>392587
I'm guessing "with password function"

>> No.392638

>>385137
The Famicom SMB cartidges had that picture on them, so that's actually pretty cool.

>> No.392696

>>385270
Europe: Make it look fast!
Japan: Make it stand up like a mech!
USA: BLOW SHIT UP!

>> No.392720

>>385952
It'd look perfect without the ghost, and if the octopus had less goofy eyes.

>> No.392786

>>385580
Snowboard Kids?

>> No.392798

>>392786
SnoBo Kids, on the 64? It was okay, but not a good snowboarding game; stupid art style as well. The best at that exact time would've been Cool Boarders 2, which was definitely the best of that series. Then SSX came along...

>> No.392819

>>385396
>replaced the music in crazy taxi and it lost that awesome feeling

Who got the original music? Because I thought the American version had a pretty good soundtrack.

>> No.392841

>>384886
>Patrick Swayzee fucks up Paul E Dangerously.jpg

>> No.392890

>>392819
Yeah, the DC version was pretty good wasn't it? Bunch of licensed music?

>> No.392924

>>392890
Was it licensed? Because I have never heard any of those songs outside of the game.

>> No.392939
File: 80 KB, 640x922, 588108_100922_front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
392939

>> No.393218

>>392924
As far as I can remember the Offspring did both the arcade and the Dreamcast version.

>> No.393296

>>392890
>>392924
>>393218

Ah okay, he's referring to the PC, XBox and PS3 ports.

The arcade, Dreamcast, PS2 and Gamecube had the proper music by Bad Religion and Offspring. I have no idea what caused them to change it for the other systems but it was probably based around money and not giving it to the artists.

>> No.393491

>>385054
>Bad Box Art Mario for Super Smash Bros Kerfuffle

I now have something to hope for.

>> No.393575

>>384613
The air biker has no legs

>> No.393585
File: 541 KB, 1410x2289, Street Fighter Alpha (U) Front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
393585

Thanks god they went with the original Japanese art for Alpha 2.

>> No.393753

>>393585
You might want to move to the side this Chun-li.

>> No.393778
File: 105 KB, 400x550, blob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
393778

>>393585
>that bison looming overhead

>> No.393889

>>384649
>tfw i first saw this box art and thought it was a contra game

>> No.393924 [DELETED] 
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393924

>>384805
Holy crap. It's Archer, the Game. Featuring Cyril Figgus as the cover lead.

>> No.393935
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393935

>>384805
Holy crap. It's Archer, the Game. Featuring Cyril Figgis as the cover lead.

>> No.394009

>>391797
And on the bombshell, GOODNIGHT!

>> No.394019

>>393585
dat Charlie/Nash, horee shit

>>393778
You know, I thought about posting this one, but it's not that bad. Great game, too, although kinda pointless after you beat it once. The Wii sequel is fantastic, actually.

Actually, if you didn't know, the guy behind the NES Blob game is David Crane, designer of Pitfall on the 2600. They're kinda similar, aren't they?

>> No.394056
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394056

>>389435

>> No.394081
File: 77 KB, 544x687, 564435_45632_front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
394081

fuck yeah explosions

>> No.394098
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394098

>> No.394108
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394108

>>394081

>> No.394157

>>384552

I think in the 80s this was acceptable, and that it's just repulsive to us in modern day.

>> No.394182
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394182

>>385420

>Live in sweden
>Literally 3 guys who dub everything, one of which hosts a lot of shows now iirc.
>Fist of the north star happens
>...
>Let's watch Cobra instead
Everything went better than expected


Have one of the panic restaurant covers.

>> No.394175 [DELETED] 

>>394108
A collage of these kinds of images just looks banner-worthy.

>> No.394189
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>>394081

>> No.394215
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>>394189

>> No.394218

>>385907


I always wondered why this happened. CLEARLY that was supposed to be the box art of RoboWarrior. Was there a mixup or something?

>> No.394251

>>394215
>>384661
>>384673
>>384754
>>384775
>>384881
>>384885
>>385108
>>385285
>>387015
>>391791
>>394056
>>394189

A collage of these kinds of images just looks banner-worthy.

>> No.394260
File: 48 KB, 420x426, BattleArenaToshinden3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
394260

>>394098
oof, I forgot about that one. They didn't get much better either. Was there even a catwoman in Toshinden 3? I don't remember at all.

>> No.394262
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394262

>> No.394278

>>387292
>somewhere out there actually exists a copy where they forgot to emboss the cover

>> No.394275

>>394262
But that's exactly what the in-game graphics looked like... It's not really a bad cover.

GUYS. This is literally the best thread in /vr/. Thank you so much.

>> No.394329
File: 161 KB, 640x480, toshinden-003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
394329

>>394098
character select screen is pretty great, too.

>> No.394351

>>385952
>This game contains scenes depicting graphic violence which may not be suitable for younger players

Ok, well as long as I'm not cutting up dead babies hanging from the ceiling with a chainsaw, I guess that's fine.

>> No.394363

>>394275
But that fucking face
How do I put a red tint over that?

>> No.394372

>>394251

I'm trying to do something right now

>> No.394440

>>385054

Is Mario... is Mario wielding Thor's Hammer? It has the strap and the lightning bolt and everything.

>> No.394454
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>>394363

>> No.394503
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394503

>>394454

>> No.394516

>>394275
>>394262

The composition feels pretty awkward, I suppose.

>> No.394528

>>394262
It was a different time, that was around the time of Toy Story. Pre-rendered things were cool.

>> No.394553
File: 75 KB, 180x210, dumbface1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
394553

>>385194

>> No.394554

>>385054
Dat hair, he looks like 90's Superman.

>> No.394624
File: 118 KB, 400x550, target_renegade.cover.front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
394624

I still own this game, it's a pretty fucking shitty beat em' up.

Guy on the cover looks nothing like the guy in the game.

>> No.394637
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394637

>>394624
Screenshot from game's opening.

>> No.394654

>>384638
>>384638
Hahaha why was every box art in the 80's a photorealistic painting?

Crystalis's box art is pretty accurate to the spirit of the game, it's a guy with a sword and shield fighting monsters in a field, but why does he look like Mel Gibson?

>> No.394658
File: 501 KB, 300x100, faces.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
394658

>>394372

Done

>> No.394674

>>394654
Because computers weren't fast enough, so they had to use air brushing, and stylised art had not made enough ground.

>> No.394681

>>394658
see
>>394553

>> No.394695

>>394681

Oops, forgot this one! i thin I'll have to make more frames...

>> No.394742
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All of my wut

>> No.394750
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>> No.394761

>>394658
You, you're good.

>> No.394765

>>394750

>A shark surfing on a shuttle

WHY

>> No.394787
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>>394742
That's not bad at all. It's a completely accurate depiction of the game. And the art isn't bad. The game is shit, but there you go.

>> No.394797

>>394750
>>394765
Tarantula flying on a... circuit board?

>> No.394816

>>394797

It seems that this >>394750 is an early version of LSD trip Simulator...

>> No.394835
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>> No.394846

>>394835
Ugly, but not misleading. That big ol' trollface says it all, really.

>> No.394849

>>384878
>the sword he's holding is different than the sword in the logo
Did they even look at the original artwork?

>> No.394861

>>394835
The only good that came from that movie was that it provided clips for the Mind's Eye series.

>> No.394870
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394870

>painting some cheap toy dinos silver and sticking rockets to them

I'm still not sure if this was silly or awesome.
I had those dino toys

>> No.394908

>>394835
Why does it feel like I've seen that face before?

>> No.394901
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394901

>>394835
This was a game?

>looks up
>developed by SCI, who became Eidos
>they made a GB version of Lawnmower Man
this looks incredible.

>> No.394914
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394914

>>394870
Totally awesome, like most 2600/Coleco/etc era art.

>> No.394919

>>394835
>that smile
T-thanks /vr/, it's not like I wanted to go to sleep tonight anyway.

>> No.394927

>>394908
Aphex Twin?

>> No.395016
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395016

>>394835

>> No.395040
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>>394835

Mega Drive cover wasn't much better

>> No.398331

>>385212
The version of Another World on the left is actually a US verison because it uses the "Out of This World" title.

>> No.398336

>>385234
I like both of those.

>> No.398418

>>392274
I live in the US, I think its so fucking stupid that I don't even buy Kirby games because of it.

The, again, if I never bought games just beucase other countries had better boxart then I'd be fucked.

>> No.398591
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398591

>>385242
>Africa

>> No.398794
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398794

I used to work at a video game store's warehouse, and we'd run across shit like this all the time.

>> No.398972

>>386290
Hey now, they made Bases Loaded. That's a damn fine game happy to be resting in my NES library

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>>385054
Pre-NES Mario is best Mario

>> No.399168
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>> No.399525
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399525

>>399126

>> No.399568

>>384694

Good god he looks fucked.

>> No.399573

I missed out on a lot of good retro games because the box art was often extremely misleading.

>> No.399581

>>385054
I'm surprised they weren't forced to change that box art due to it's striking similarity to soviet symbolism

>> No.399608

>>399525
>how does cropping work
>oh god oh god why am I so stupid

>> No.399645
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>>394750
oh god, I had this, it was pretty much a competition game sold to the public, it was a horrible idea because it was completely useless once the competition was over, because the game was timed so you could never actually finish the game and was all about getting a highscore.. and the game it's self wasn't very fun anyhow, you were supposed to take a picture of your best score and send it to MTV (it would make perfect sense that MTV was behind this shit)
not sure why this thing says "by playing it to the finish" because you couldn't because the game was timed for like 20min or something

>> No.399682
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>and the password system has been proven uncrackable by MIT and the CIA

They should know; their dads work at the govermint!

>> No.399778

>>399645
went on wikipedia and it had this explination of the contest that went a long with the game, this makes more sense in context with what I remember, the timed version must have been for "practicing" the game, once you put in the password you would probably get to play the game without a timer, I wonder if there is a crack to make it function like a normal game, though I guess I could just see if I could find the password on the internet

After the game's release in late 1991, players had until noon EST on April 11, 1992 to practice beating the game.[2] At this time, MTV revealed a secret password. By entering in this password and the game's serial number before beginning the game, players unlocked a secret sixth "Prize World" level. After this, players had until midnight to complete the entire game including the Prize World. This prompted the game to reveal a 24 character code. By calling in to a special hotline with this code, players had a chance at winning one of 36,252 prizes.

>> No.399881

>>385281
Aren't the angry eyes a sort of in-joke between the localizers now days?

>> No.400032

>>392532
>They didn't give him angry eyes for the Dream Collection.

About half of those marshmallow fuckers in the background and pissed as tits.

>> No.400093
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400093

Did this never bother anyone else?

ANYONE?

>> No.400125

>>400093

Not at all.

>> No.400131

>>400125
I mean I thought it was cool and all. But kind of a ripoff on Hudson's part. That's all...

>> No.400178

>>384552
It actually didn't sell too well. In the US or Japan.

Mega Man 2 is the one that sold well.

>> No.400195

>>384552
>>400178
In fact, Inafune and crew WANTED to make MM2, but their superiors at the time were like "Meh. It didn't sell the first time. You CAN make it, but only if you work on THIS assignment we have for you".

This is why Inafune constantly cites MM2 as his favorite: it was a literal labor of love. MM3, meanwhile, was his bosses going "HOLY CRAP THAT ROCKMAN FELLOW SELLS BUCKS MAKE ANOTHER ONE" and now business as usual.

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>>389435
>http://tcrf.net/Street_Combat
>Tyrone
Ugh

>> No.400267

>>394654
See >>390507

>> No.400278

>>385647
>trevor mcfur
im gonna start using that as some furry insult

>> No.400298
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400298

For a long time I thought >>384587 had just a generic space ship, but I never got to see the box all up close.

Close inspection indicates to the observer that the object in question is an X-Wing Starfighter. Sure looks fuckin' cool to an eight year old in the 90's.

>> No.400353

>>394835
>>395016

MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO PLAY

>> No.400659

>>392376

>it's literally just a picture of the game iteself.

these weren't standard carts, so they made it obvious.

>> No.400719
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400719

AW SHIT YEAH IM GONNA BE A BADDASS WARRIOR AND FUCK SHIT UP AND RESCUE PRINCESSES!!

>> No.400751

>>400719
well that's what you are and do in the game so what's the problem?

>> No.400756
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>>400751

You play a knight in shinning armor for the entire game. At no point are you an awesome totally ripped and shirtless barbarian.

>> No.400762

>>388049
>Miyamoto: I want Mario to look like an everyman cartoon character like Popeye and Mickey Mouse who is easily identifiable and suitable for all ages
>Atari: FUCK THAT HE'S THOR NOW

>> No.400771

>>399126

That's a really good and accurate cover, it's just the style that's different

>> No.400767

>>394908

Because Lawnmower Man was a pretty popular movie with lots of advertisement?

>> No.400797

>>385731
Damn, Mika's hips are huge.
>>387028
>>Z Street Fighter ERO
Gamest magazine actually printed the title as that in one issue. But they're pretty infamous for stupid typos and misprints.

>> No.400831

>>385289
Ol lawd

>> No.400840

>>400771
Oh, I know. I just love Donkey Kong's "I don't give ANY fucks" expression.

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>>385513

>> No.401187

>>386193
Apparently it's from the September 2001 issue of EGM. I also remember reading the exact same article.

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-36878.html

I kind of want to buy the issue off ebay so I can source that shit on wikipedia

>> No.401758

>>385513
It's like the artist added 100 years to their ages.

>> No.403935

>>387015
oh god my eyes