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does anyone else find the poorly-translated and pronounced English in old Japanese games entertaining? post your favorite examples.

pic related

>> No.3573325
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obligatory

>> No.3573384
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PREDICTABO

>> No.3573392
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everybody loves engrish

>> No.3573398

>Wubba wubba. I'm in the pink today, boy.
>Syrup is thicker than blood. Think about it.
>Ya big silly.
>LONG LONG AGO, THERE WERE A MAN...
>Full extent of the jam

Just about every Neo Geo game. Does Ryo calling people "dweebenheimer" count as a mistranslation or was SNK trying to be hip?

>> No.3573403

>>3573392
cmon and slam?

>> No.3573405
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>>3573392
>>3573398

Those fucking JAM...

>> No.3573408
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ret's go
gedidon
eazee operation

>> No.3573414
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Capcom and SNK are the kings of Engrish

this battel is abou to essplode. foight!

SYCO CRUSHOAR!

>> No.3573420
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3573420

TAG ID EAZEE!

>> No.3573427
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3573427

>> No.3573435
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missio comprete

>> No.3573450
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Almost everyone in the Street Fighter EX games

>> No.3573451
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>>3573450
exposion

>> No.3573465

>>3573405
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE JAM

>> No.3573615

>>3573398

FEED ME SEYMOUR!

THAT WAS A GAS! TEN HUT, LOSER!

even the fucking moves had bad translations.

Double Whammy Womp and crap like that.

>> No.3573638
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>>3573427
>it's no accident that he was involved in the troubles

>> No.3573646
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3573646

>devisut

>> No.3573756

>>3573398
What was the original Japanese win quote for Ryo in KOF98?

>> No.3573761

LOUND VUHN
LADYYY
GO

>> No.3573857
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>>3573761
Oh yeah, Twinkle Star Sprite?

All that Engrish contributes to its wacky charm.

>> No.3573934

>>3573857
Well it's KoF'98 actually, but Neo Geo game nevertheless

>> No.3573968

>>3573403
AND WELCOME TO THE JAAAM

>> No.3574036

EYE'L STAYNN MAH HAWNDS WIF YOH BRAD
>>3573450
QUATTRO

P A N O R A M A
A
N
O
R
A
M
A

>> No.3574040

iirc the Zelda intro text was really engrishy but it's been fixed in all subsequent releases.

>> No.3574050
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SNK did it on purpose

>> No.3574102
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>> No.3574253
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3574253

Congraturation!

>> No.3574567
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3574567

>>3573384
i stein ma hanz wiz yo burad!

GET REALAY!

THUNNNDAAAA BREEEAKKKK!

>> No.3574571

>>3574567
2 EECEE

>> No.3575262

>>3574567
yu canno escae fom deaf

>> No.3575269
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3575269

>>3574567
>THUNNNDAAAA BREEEAKKKK!

>> No.3575282
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>>3573392
>the full extent of the jam

>> No.3575347

>>3574253
Someone actually bothered finishing that piece of shit port?

>> No.3575396
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3575396

falcone... PAUNCH!
falcone kyick!
sho me ya movez!
yeasz!

>> No.3575403
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>>3573968
DAYEETOONAAAAAAA!
RET'S GO AWAI!
ROARING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

https://youtu.be/iyVr1ux1Cok
IF
YOU WANNA JAM

>> No.3576935

>>3575403
GAME OVER
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.3576943
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3576943

Skynet feels the need to rationalize its actions

>> No.3576968

>>3574571
>>3575262
>>3575269
NICE TRY

GUD TIMMMEEEE

DIE FOEVA

JEKEN

Postive

camon yung boi

Also realizing that Geese VA is also Duck King and hearing him rap is so bad its funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84kwRRis844

>> No.3577093

Takenobu Mitsuyoshi's vocals are always gold, a lesser known work of his is his contribution to a Street Fighter tribute album

It's quite something, I recommend it to everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODWeirgcpQ8

>> No.3577095
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3577095

camon baybee

>> No.3577098

>>3577093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWnzfA9AqrA

yeah TakeMits is fucking awesome

>> No.3577104

Many of those accusations of engrish are unfair and stretching
>Ohkay
Is this even serious?

Let's not forget hardware limitations.

>> No.3577112
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>>3577104
>hardware limitation
no hardware limitation is causing THE FULL EXTENT OF THE JAM or causing Terry's VO to say POWAH GEEZAH instead of power geyser

>> No.3577114

>>3573320
>ITT: SNK

>> No.3577123

>>3577114
SNK just has the most and funniest examples

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>> No.3577160

>>3577104
Do you not realize that the word "Engrish" is a mispronunciation? The literal meaning of it is just mispronouncing English words like "okay" which can be as simple as "OOhkeiYA"

>> No.3577172

>>3576943
It knows that the Russian counter-rationalisation will eliminate its enemies over here.

>> No.3577176

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk0kufx74Io

POWAH DAHNK

>> No.3577178

>>3577093
For a while I've thought about adding lyrics and vox to classic game tunes. The battleship level from UN Squadron (Area 88) is one I've always reckoned would work well.

>> No.3577181

>>3577178
Springyard Zone too. It already sounds like a lost Bobby Brown backing track (in a good way).

>> No.3577193

>>3573427
>tfw I've been involved in the troubles

>> No.3577194 [DELETED] 

>>3577176
>show me ya moves!
>okey!

this is epic

>> No.3577202

>>3577176
kek
epic

>> No.3577225

>>3577176
god this is so funny still to this day.

>> No.3577254

A classic one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icVy7Ve6y6A

>> No.3577264

>>3577254
for great justice

>> No.3577361

>>3577193
>>3573427
Every time I see this screen I just imagine someone making a MUGEN fighter set in Northern Ireland

>> No.3577372

>>3577254
>AYB is so old and worn out now that it's been forgotten long enough to be fresh again
When are we going to start seeing it on Twitter?

>> No.3577404

>>3577372
AYB needs to pass through Kuvalauta's intestines to become relevant again, like pedobear

>> No.3577420

>>3577112
Nothing can limit the jam

>> No.3577464
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3577464

Bryan!
PEE-HOLE!
Branch Can Allow!~Snatch!
Hey!~Crotch!
Gudbai!
Master retaaard!

And the KoF2003 special intro https://youtu.be/cLF2krLRIgU (1:23 mark)
"You're doochin' a new partnah? Aren't you za wacky wun? I'll sho yu"

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>> No.3577495
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this is unintentionally turning into the "SNK had a junior high English student translating their games in the 90's" thread

>> No.3577504
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>> No.3577515
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>> No.3577520

>>3577464
It took me many years before I realized her scream when defeated was "I SHALL RETURN" instead of "Master retaaard".

>> No.3577535
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3577535

I would mention King Leo (Shin Shishioh), but I just remembered he actually has an american VA. It's just that his lines are corny as hell. The weird thing is that his "shadow" (King Lion, weaker version) actually speaks in japanese.

EARTH CHOPPER
THUNDER
DYNAMIIIIITE

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>>3576935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

who taught YOU how to drive?

>> No.3577549
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3577549

Postan

>> No.3577551

>>3577549
>mortal kombat 2
>japanese
the "have a nice day" is a joke you autist

>> No.3577557

>>3577535
Shin Shishioh is awesome.
I love EARTH CHOPPER in Neo Geo Battle Coliseum.

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>> No.3578376
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>> No.3579429

What's with Japan's obsession with the word "buster"?

Crude Buster
Air Buster
Little Busters
Buster Wolf
Gunbuster

Is it what Japanese consider beginner English, like "apple", "dog", "buster"?

>> No.3579435

>>3579429
It sounds cool.

>> No.3579446
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>>3579429
Are you ok? BUSTER WOLF!

>> No.3579469

>>3577551
And there's a line from Monkey Island

>> No.3579497
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>>3579446
I like how it makes no sense at all:
1) Why ask "are you ok" BEFORE the attack?
2) What the fuck is "buster wolf" anyway? I get the "wolf" part (because of "Garou Densetsu"), but it's about as Engrish as it gets.

>> No.3579503

>>3579497
"Are you ok" is probably supposed to be like "get ready" or "here it comes"

>> No.3579558
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>>3573398

Most likely SNK trying to be hip. Remember how Kim wanted people to do the Tae Kwan Do Thang?

Pic unrelated, although

>King will never call you a Weenie Meister

>> No.3579567

>>3579558
Hmm. Not bad. One more time on the house. N O T !

>> No.3579570
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>>3579567

Speaking of Weenies...

>> No.3579576
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>>3579570
I feel like the translators' idea of 'cool' was something like "neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie". Funny, but it kinda works with SNK's cheesy '80s movie aesthetic

>> No.3579583
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>>3579576

Now that I think about it, it does work if you look at it that way.

>> No.3579873
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3579873

>BADUH DEEDLE DAY!!

>> No.3580670
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3580670

>>3579570

>> No.3580815

>>3574567
DUBOO RENPUKEN

>> No.3580878
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>>3580670

>> No.3581376

>>3580670
>>3580878
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you dweebenheimer? I’ll have you know I was involved in the troubles, and I have over 300 confirmed burad steinz on ma hanz. I am trained in kyokugen karate and I’m the satan of martial arts of the US armed forces.

>> No.3581525

>>3579503
He does say "Here comes a big one!" instead of "Are you okay?" in XIV, so maybe.

>> No.3581530

>>3574050
how is this not proper english?

you mean it sounds like he's gonna defecate on everyone?

(non-english anon)

>> No.3581538

>>3581525
It's a cool thing to shout in restrooms

>> No.3581539

>>3581530
>how is this not proper english?
You don't need a time machine to travel the world and fight... nowhere in that sentence does it mention going to different time periods.

>> No.3581679
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3581679

Not sure if it's Engrish, but this is perhaps the worst name of the game ever

The file name is a fucking joke, "download japan"

>> No.3581712

>>3581539
Do you even know what World Heroes' roster is like?

>> No.3581720
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>>3573320

http://www.ag.ru/games/zabugorye/demos/5328

here, anon. entertain yourself.

>> No.3581840

>>3581525
i find Terry's new voice to be cringy imo. I get the fact that they wanted to use new VA but it's just doesn't click with me yet.

>> No.3581891

>>3581720
That's not Engrish, that's cheeki breenglish