/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.354027]

I fucking hate that guy thread?
>Hard mode: no bosses

[Anonymous No.354050]

Them bird men in the last dungeon of Zelda 1.

[Anonymous No.354054]

[Anonymous No.354062]

this nigga right here

[Anonymous No.354082]

These fuckers.

[Anonymous No.354087]

>>354062
>>354027
Grrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.354093]

Every incarnation of birds in classic Castlevania games.
Medusa heads? Shit son, that's smalltime. Try these fuckers, especially when they fly off screen in Rondo/Dracula X.

[Anonymous No.354095]

>>354054
THIS
THIS MOTHERFUCKER
I HATE YOUUUU

[Anonymous No.354097]

these cock suckers

[Anonymous No.354106]

[Anonymous No.354107]

[Anonymous No.354123]

>>354093

>the owls in Dracula's Curse

[Anonymous No.354141]

>>354107
3d darknuts are amazing to fight, but 2d's can die in a fucking hole

[Anonymous No.354146]

>>354082

>tfw you see their medallion as a circular mouth
>=o

[Anonymous No.354150]

>>354107
>Not blue wizrobe

[Anonymous No.354160]

>>354107
Zelda II version of him was much worse.

[Anonymous No.354172]

THAT'S A REAL NICE PLATFORM YOU'RE STANDING ON, X

SHAME IF I WERE TO FUCKING GRAB YOU AND DROP YOU INTO A PIT

[Anonymous No.354176]

GET IT AWAY OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.354181]

>>354160

Love how one of the harder bosses in Zelda II was just one of them on a horse...then they were everywhere after.

Then Grand Castle with the bird-faced ones...ugh dat difficulty

[Anonymous No.354228]

At least Game Freak finally realised how annoying they were and replaced them in B&W

OH WAIT THEY HALFASSED THAT TOO

[Anonymous No.354232]

[Anonymous No.354240]

>>354228

I never found Zubats to be that annoying.
they weren't as annoying as geodudes anyway

[Anonymous No.354251]

[Anonymous No.354258]

They have the best death scream though

[Anonymous No.354264]

[Anonymous No.354278]

In every other game in the series, these guys were no sweat. In the first game, though? Irritating as hell. Always at the exact wrong spot for you to shoot.

[Anonymous No.354280]

on the subject of Pokemon

[Anonymous No.354283]

>>354160
To be honest, in Zelda 2 they technically were Iron Knuckles.

[Anonymous No.354289]

>>354240

geodudes were fine unless you picked charmander

[Anonymous No.354290]

>>354181
Just recently started playing 2 and the Knight is such a faggot. I can only fathom how much of a pain he's gonna be on a horse.

[Anonymous No.354298]

>>354289
Fire master race

[Anonymous No.354301]

Any and all bat monsters in every game. They are always fuckers when in real life I don't think bats would care.

[Anonymous No.354302]

>>354228
naw, they realized how annoying they were after gen 1 and so in gen 2 they gave them a kickass evolved form.

[Anonymous No.354303]

Gonna get close enough to melee
BOIIIING!!!!

[Anonymous No.354304]

>>354289

>trying to train anything you caught prior to mt moon inside mt moon
>it's not very effective....

I swear to Christ it STILL pisses me off

[Anonymous No.354309]

>>354240
>Victory Road
>Graveller everywhere
>They all know Explosion

[Anonymous No.354319]

>>354290
He forgot to mention, it's a knight, on a horse, with a LASER SWORD!
And not a pussy laser sword like Link gets.

[Anonymous No.354325]

>>354309

>Whilst doing a Nuzlocke

[Anonymous No.354326]

I hate Metropolis Zone mobs.

[Anonymous No.354337]

>>354290

you get used to the darknut's pattern. he telegraphs when he's gonna strike low or high, it's a matter of watching him rather than just mashing the B button.

[Anonymous No.354339]

>>354283
what exactly is the difference between Darknuts and Iron Knuckles? I always considered them one and the same.

[Anonymous No.354343]

>>354326
THAT FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS. GO TO FUCKING HELL SEGA. PUTTING THEM IN THE MOST ANNOYING POSITIONS.

[Anonymous No.354353]

>attacks in unison
>someone is dead

[Anonymous No.354357]

THE LITTLE FUCKIN' BLUE ROACH FUCKS IN KABUKI QUANTUM FIGHTER

>Moving fast to jump over them - they switch direction and hit you back
>crouch to punch - take a fuckload of punches to kill
>most annoying "fizzle-snasch" sound upon impact
>always show up where you want them the least i.e. platforms high up or where you fall down to avoid other enemies
>every fucking level at least one

I still love the game however.

[Anonymous No.354362]

>>354309
>>354325
how to counter this: make sure the first mon in your party is one of your fastest. Whether or not you can run away is dependent on whether your mon outspeeds the wild one.

>>354337
the problem is less about avoiding his attacks and more about hitting him without him blocking it. He's damn fast with that shield.

[Anonymous No.354368]

>ignores defense
Although the game's a.i. is so terrible, that it's almost a moot point

[Anonymous No.354373]

>>354290

Protip for orange and red iron knuckles. If you jump and crouch at the same time they will always block low. Slice your sword just before you land, while jumping and crouching in the air.

You will hit them every time. This does not work vs the blue ones since they spam projectiles. Jump + Crouch is very effective defense too when you get the downward strike.

[Anonymous No.354405]

>>354373
You are reading way too much into this. There's no "jumping crouch" and you're not tricking them into lowering their shield. They just have a weak spot where their head pokes above their shield.
Jump and stab them in the head is all you need to say.

[Anonymous No.354410]

[Anonymous No.354430]

those fucking red crocodile-headed ax-throwers in Zelda 2

pieces of shit required like perfect timing to kill

[Anonymous No.354439]

>>354430

Maybe you should have read the enclosed instruction manual

"When all else fails use FIRE"

[Anonymous No.354442]

I never realized how many "fuck that guy" things there were in ZAMN

[Anonymous No.354454]

>>354442

[Anonymous No.354463]

>>354454
>>354442
>captcha: difficult disayfo

[Anonymous No.354464]

>>354405

They are same height as you, jumping normally and hitting them in the head doesn't work as well and jumping and crouching.

This trick works in tight corridors where you can barely jump as well.

There is a 'jumping crouch' it happens before you get downward strike, just like mario bros it shows you jumping in the crouch animation.

[Anonymous No.354467]

>>354141
Totally, darknuts in WW and TP are some of the funnest stuff in the game
Iron Knuckles are okay too, but don't benefit from newer/better AI

Also, those troll faggots in Shantae
Risky's Revenge image because it's impossible to find anything Shantae Related that isn't porn. Gotta take what you can get.

[Anonymous No.354502]

[Anonymous No.354506]

>>354439

yeah because you definitely are able to get the fire spell before having to fight tons of them

[Anonymous No.354516]

Just stop, you wont win.

[Anonymous No.354525]

>>354516

crap, selected the wrong image

[Anonymous No.354534]

>>354516
It was all subliminal advertising to alleviate my stress with fighting those things to pick up smoking, hence Marlboro.

[Anonymous No.354553]

>>354506

The red ones are easier than the orange ones, imo. You jump their axes and smack em in the head.

crouch + jump helps here too so you don't need to time your slice perfectly

[Anonymous No.354582]

Those Imps that steal your weapon in MediEvil
I always pull off my arm so i don't have to deal with their crap

[Anonymous No.354584]

>>354506

You actually can.

If you have already finished the game

[Anonymous No.354592]

>>354442
I can't tell you how many times I needed a key or something and that fucker just popped out and killed me.

[Anonymous No.354594]

>>354582

>about 20 mins into the game
>just after you get the club
>oh I wonder what these things-
>MOTHER OF CHRIST

[Anonymous No.354595]

>>354107

Damn, I hate these guys so much. I find them so difficult. Was it Level 4 or 5, where there were rooms of like 8-9 of them you had to fight? Man that was such a hassle, they turn on a dime and it's tough to maneuver.

[Anonymous No.354621]

>>354146

>tfw somebody points out it's actually a medallion

[Anonymous No.354624]

[Anonymous No.354630]

[Anonymous No.354634]

>>354107

The secret is to use the Boomerang to freeze them.

[Anonymous No.354642]

>>354630

With the gold fist those guys were babby tier.
Now the Mallet Clowns in Candy Chateau, that's another story...

[Anonymous No.354648]

You can't kill me. You can only hope to outrun me. Hope you know which way to go.

[Anonymous No.354653]

HEY ANON I SEE YOUR MAKING GOOD PROGRESS MIND IF I CUT YOUR ROPE???

[Anonymous No.354659]

That's some nice armor you've got there Arthur.

[Anonymous No.354664]

>>354595

In the 2nd quest there are areas with blue darknuts in tight corridors so you only have 1 chance to hit before you take damage.

Sometimes the best solution is to drop a bomb on their face

[Anonymous No.354665]

>>354659

Beat me to it by 10 seconds.

[Anonymous No.354669]

>>354659

It would be funnier if you didn't fight the first firebrand 30 seconds into the game. Fuckers.

[Anonymous No.354675]

Pick one, it probably counts.

[Anonymous No.354684]

>>354653
Are you kidding me?
Those birds = lots of extra lives if you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.354689]

Fuck these guys

[Anonymous No.354690]

[Anonymous No.354692]

>>354653
>>354684
Yup, just play volleyball with those fuckers. No problem.

[Anonymous No.354701]

People complain about Medusa Heads, but these guys (Couldn't find a better picture) who replace them in CV III's hard mode are the worst. Imagine Medusa Heads with a random movement pattern.

[Anonymous No.354721]

>>354027
lol i'm stealing ur lives

[Anonymous No.354723]

>>354228
Pokemon Rookies lose to Zubats.
Pokemon Trainers complain about Zubats.
Pokemon Masters buy repels

[Anonymous No.354728]

>>354123
>The Flying Skulls in the Second Run

[Anonymous No.354729]

The invisible spellcasters from the Genesis Shadowrun.
Also any of the ICE's using tar pit or tar trap.

[Anonymous No.354737]

>>354228

[Anonymous No.354754]

>>354326
>Playing Two player
>Your jackass friend keeps setting off the Starfishes while you're on a screw

[Anonymous No.354756]

[Anonymous No.354757]

Sup in this thread?

[Anonymous No.354761]

>>354464
Okay, I actually tried this out and you're half right. There's no crouching jump, but there is a crouching jump attack. But it's actually harder to hit the knights with it. They don't always lower their shields for it, and it doesn't go through a raised shield. A standard jump attack hits them in the head every time regardless of where their shield's positioned.

[Anonymous No.354783]

>>354339
In the earlier Zelda games? Might as well be nothing.
In the latter ones they wield axes instead of swords though, unless that's changed too.

[Anonymous No.354793]

>>354757

[Anonymous No.354803]

>>354783
Iron Knuckles were slow ass punks swinging and smacking you with Axes. Darknuts are Knights that can lose their armor and go from Tanks to Speedy Swordsmen. In Twilight Princess, They ditch the bulky sword for a Katana of sorts.

[Anonymous No.354809]

>>354761

Hmm, I literally never miss with the jump+crouch but hey to each his/her own.

[Anonymous No.354818]

>>354689

[Anonymous No.354836]

>>354803
in TP they go all rapier on your ass
in WW, when they lose enough armor they can be disarmed, and they'll grab other weapons or fistfight you

I wish they'd use both more, Iron Knuckles only ever appeared in OoT and MM

[Anonymous No.354838]

>>354684

b-but... i didn't play that game so much yet...

[Anonymous No.354847]

>>354821

Stop it.

[Anonymous No.354860]

>>354761

Same guy, with the crouching jump attack if you slice right before you touch the ground it will always hit them.

Your method involves hitting them in the head, my method involves hitting right before you land. It makes it possible to damage these types of enemies in corridors where you can't jump.

[Anonymous No.354896]

Mumbler from Silent Hill. They are all over the school part in the PAL version, instead of the grey children in NTSC. On hard mode they will grab you every fucking time you encounter one, because the hallways are too narrow.

[Anonymous No.354904]

FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.354914]

>>354860
Oh, I got it to work now.
You're actually hitting them in the top and bottom areas with one attack, so it always connects.
That's actually pretty useful if it works on other shield users. I don't think the head stabs I use work on the lizards guys.

[Princess Bubblegum !AnVbXjgZco No.354919]

Have fun being knocked twenty feet backwards into a pit because a loach decided to spawn right where you were jumping.

[Anonymous No.354923]

>>354467
Man, when is that gonna get Greenlit? I don't have a 3DS or an iPhone or anything.

[Anonymous No.354939]

Those white eagles from Ninja Gaiden. How does an eagle do three times as much damage as a fucking rocket launcher?

[Anonymous No.354940]

>>354914

Yeah it works on the lizard guys, it is super useful on the way to grand castle, as it can be used to damage the orange lizards in that tight corridor.

It also provides combined offense/defense against the bird-men ones in the grand castle since you are downward striking as well as attacking.

Doesn't help vs their projectiles but meh...they are hard for a reason.

[Anonymous No.354959]

What's that? You want to kill me for an easy 200 rupees?
Fuck you, I'm taking your bottle. And your sword.

[Anonymous No.354984]

>>354838
Keep at it. You'll soon know the true horrors of that game.

[Anonymous No.354997]

>>354659
I really never had a problem with him, if anything the next boss guardian the door presented a really annoying challenge in comparison

[Anonymous No.355010]

>>354595
i know that feel bro
to this day, never got past that dungeon

[Anonymous No.355016]

>>354896
Woah really? Weird. I really like the grey children, they give a freaky fucking vibe

[Anonymous No.355017]

>>354939

because fuck you

[Anonymous No.355018]

>>354634
that doesn't work bro

[Anonymous No.355026]

>>354280

[Anonymous No.355079]

>>354630
>punch
>crouch
>repeat
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.355102]

>>354107
Oh god, this, this, this.

For me, Blue Wizrobes are smalltime compared to these guys. My absolute most hated Zelda enemy.

[Anonymous No.355116]

>>355018
You know what does? The magic wand. The magic itself does no damage, but you can actually whack bad guys with it, and it does as much damage as the white sword.

[Anonymous No.355145]

>>354959
>Didn't use the bow as your primary weapon.
>Ever ran low on rupees and needed more.

[Anonymous No.355149]

>>354439
Pretty sure they're talking about using fire on the enemies that are completely invulnerable to your sword.
Axe gator is a pain, but he's still stabbable.

[Anonymous No.355175]

>>354904
>three acts of this shit

FUCK YOU, SEGA

FUCK YOU SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.355206]

>>355149

I'm aware of that, I was saying these things in jest.

High cliff nearby? Maybe i should use the magic of Ju-NO LETS USE FIRE.

[Anonymous No.355219]

>>355026
saved

[Anonymous No.355240]

>>355145
>Not wearing the Stone Mask and farming for the Banker's Heart Piece

[Anonymous No.355245]

>>354984

I know, having a hard enough time finishing the third level consistently

[Anonymous No.355267]

>>354027
fuck you, fuck you so much.

[Anonymous No.355268]

>>355240
You get so many rupees in that game. As long as you remember to deposit them before playing the song of time each time, you should get enough rupees.

[Anonymous No.355295]

(from Seiken Densetsu 3)

>Heal Light
>Heal Light
>Genbu 100-Kick
>Heal Light

FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.355285]

>>355267
I've beaten Zelda 2 hundreds of times and I don't think I've ever actually tried to fight one of those, always just use shield and run past them

[Anonymous No.355286]

>>354756

Man that fight rocked!
I need to find my cartridge

[Anonymous No.355320]

>>355295
Fucking fuck!
Took me and my buddy hours to get past those guys, and we had thought we were already too high of a level for that place, since it was easy as shit before that.

[Anonymous No.355321]

>>355285
yeah, I know. fucking waste. but even through the game the knights in general were a headache, especially the blue ones. the jumping was just ridiculous though.

[Anonymous No.355359]

>>355206
When you think about it, "When all else fails..." is pretty shitty advice. Do they really expect you to try Everything before attempting the Kill it with Fire approach? "I haven't tried Fairy yet. Better see if that works before using Fire!"

[Anonymous No.355414]

This bullshit.

[Anonymous No.355431]

>>355359

Fairy is a good spell though, it lets you skip some really dangerous areas or it's as close to a "time to bail out of here" spell as you could and then you just flew up high and left the area.

Also the Fire advice was just stuff in the manual written under the spell description for handling enemies that are immune to your sword. I just like to exaggerate its advice for everything. It was a time when manuals offered cryptic clues to helping you progress.

[Oso108 No.355451]

>>354939
>>355017
Them and 99% of all enemies in this damn game! Stupid full time employees!

[Anonymous No.355475]

[Anonymous No.355486]

>>355431
Plus Fairy is helpful for skipping that one locked door in that palace, where the key to unlock it is Medusa-heads-over-lava and fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.355545]

>>355431

Whenever you are in an area with lava, queuing up fairy is useful in case things go south, pretty much every spell in that game had a good use except for 'spell' and its gimmick use.

[Anonymous No.355787]

>>354919
FUCK THEM ALL TO FUCK! That stage where you have to swing around using a conveyer platform so you can slingshot over the slippery platform to the door, and then that fucker spits a goddamned acorn at your sprite, dropping your grapple/rope thing, knocking you into the cold, cold waters below.
Oh: and every other stage they appear in. Also those fucking flying squids.

[Anonymous No.355952]

No laughing dog yet? Son, I am disappoint

[Anonymous No.356000]

>>355952
Oh yeah. Seriously fuck that guy.
>Didn't hit all the birds?
>AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA FAGGOT!!!

[Anonymous No.356040]

[Anonymous No.356257]

>>356040
You never noticed you can avoid all bloopers by walking on the floor of the stage, instead of swimming?

Sucks if there's a pit in the way, though.

[Anonymous No.356275]

>>356040

I concur. They have the most annoying patterns, they seem to follow you. There's especially bad in Lost Levels.

[Anonymous No.356306]

>>355475
haha, it was the course more than the guy, though

[Anonymous No.356313]

[Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc No.356335]

Hi

[Anonymous No.356398]

This flying fat fuck made the tower level almost unbearable to me.

From the same game, the Red Mist and Demon Master were really infuriating as well.

[Anonymous No.356418]

>>356313
>You can kick/throw a turtle shell at him and it kills him for a short time period

[Anonymous No.356440]

>>355295
>FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

... really?

[Anonymous No.356461]

>>356440
Okay.jpg

[Anonymous No.356493]

>>356461
>we want the r3bbit audience.pdf

[Anonymous No.356796]

>>356275
>they seem to follow you
They do. If you move past them, they will switch direction.

[Anonymous No.356819]

>>356440
>>356493

Stop shitposting.

[Anonymous No.356843]

>>355145
Of course I used the bow on him, but even with lock-on, a lot of shots miss. Plus the fucker is a damage sponge, hitting him with magic arrows you were guaranteed to either run out of magic or run out of arrows before he was dead.

[Anonymous No.356926]

Fuck this nigger.

[Anonymous No.356971]

>>356440
Ragecomics originated on 4chan years ago.

[Anonymous No.357045]

>>356926

All Keese are cockmonglers.

[Anonymous No.357127]

>grab a key
>SURPRISE IT'S ME
>walk 3 feet
>OH HEY DUDE I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN 0.5 SECONDS
>DO FUCKING ANYTHING
>LOL WHATS UP BRO
one day I'll figure out what people see in these things

[Anonymous No.357184]

this fuck always showed up when you flew in the door and proceeded to slap your shit at the worst moments.

[Anonymous No.357209]

[Anonymous No.357301]

>>354062
that fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.357303]

Castlevania 1 Bone Pillars
>Mummy boss easy as fuck
>Have only ever gotten there with 1 HP
>Once beat Mummy but bandage hit me
I can kill the ghosts, birds, skellies and fleamen without taking a single hit, butthe bone pillars have no fucking pattern.

[Anonymous No.357387]

>Jump over one
>One comes up where you are going to land
>No mid-air control
>Nothing to do but watch the inevitable

OR

>Jump over one
>lol i'ma float actually
I could post many enemies from this game, but these are the ones that gave me the most trouble for some reason.

[Anonymous No.357390]

I STILL don't know how to get them off! FUCK!

[Anonymous No.357439]

>>354228
Wingulls and Geodudes are the worst. Zubats are brittle and don't fucking use self destruct.

[Anonymous No.357814]

>>357387
I know exactly what you mean. If it wasn't for them, stage 1 would be cake.

[Anonymous No.357921]

>>356440
>>356493

Spoilers: nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.357945]

>>354904
Reason I wasn't able to beat Sonic 2 as a kid. Had to cheat to get to the next zone.

>>357127
Me and my siblings nickname them football players. They look like them, and are equally obnoxious.

This duo made me hate playing SMB. Had a hard time beating 4-1 for the longest time as a kid.

[Anonymous No.357972]

>>357921
clearly someone does

too bad you can't downboat huh?

[Anonymous No.358032]

>>354228

Not as annoying as Tentacool in the water routes.

>Tentacool uses Poison Sting
>Your Pokemon has been poisoned!
>mfw

[Anonymous No.358043]

>>358032

In RBY sure it was fucking annoying but if you had a Heal Beller it was a minor nuisance at best in GSC onwards.

[Anonymous No.358052]

Rust monsters in NetHack.
>>354904
>>354659
Fuck this ones too.

[Anonymous No.358083]

>>354326
is that fucking staryu

[Anonymous No.358079]

Bats.

Any fucking bats in any game are obnoxious as fuck.

>playing Aladdin for the Genesis
>BATS, BATS GALORE

[Anonymous No.358106]

Yeah OK not TECHNICALLY retro since Majora's Mask came out in 2000 but whatever
Fuck this guy always stealing my sword

[Anonymous No.358141]

invisible blocks that block your jump, sending you into an enemy or a bottomless pit.

[Anonymous No.358148]

>>357209
captcha: animosities icjvbus

[Anonymous No.358167]

[Anonymous No.358317]

can i nominate this entire room

the enemies contribute a large portion of the rage

[Anonymous No.358753]

>>358079
medusa heads.
castlevania

[Anonymous No.359084]

this fucking faggot. not because he's particularly hard but because he can be a pain in the dick at times

[Anonymous No.359207]

>>358317

Can I nominate that entire LEVEL? There are one or two rooms where it's possible to work yourself into a corner from which it's impossible to get out or even kill yourself. If you have explorer's OCD, it might happen. The only thing that you can do is reset the game. Hours of work wasted. Kids today with save states have it too easy.

[Anonymous No.359275]

>>359084
MY FUCKING GOD
THIS
FUCKING
FAG
MADE ME RAGE SO HARD WHEN I LOST HOMING MISSILES OR LASER UPGRADES TO HIM
FIRST THING I DID BEFORE FREEING GUIDE BOT WAS TO HUNT THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD DOWN. I COULD NOT REST IN PEACE UNTIL IT BLEW UP

[Anonymous No.359470]

[Anonymous No.359512]

Don't mind me, just gonna slide in your general direction...

[Anonymous No.359580]

This faggot.Fucking Fuuma.

My uncle got me World Heroes for Christmas when I was 8. I played it, breezed through the first few opponents then I got to him. I must've fought this bastard 50 some times before I beat him. I had never been so happy in my entire life. Once I cleared Fuuma, the rest of the game was a breeze. Geegus wasn't even much of a challenge. Fuuma doesn't mess around.

[Anonymous No.359628]

>>354258
>oh god I actually heard it in my head after reading that

[Anonymous No.359631]

They're just a fucking waste of MP

[Anonymous No.359652]

How the hell have these mofos not been mentioned yet? If they get a pre-emptive strike, you're done.

[Anonymous No.359670]

>Final Fantasy Tactics
>Mind Flayer
>Mind Blast
Haven't played FFT for 5 years.
But for some reason, I remember these things being of pure evil.

Even more so than Red Chocobos.

[Anonymous No.361192]

>>354278

the trick was to run away like a bitch

[Anonymous No.361195]

>>354621
Shamefully, this.

[Anonymous No.361221]

"Flea" in symphony of the night. They are a fucking pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.361256]

>>355451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jluv2HxFEqs

[Anonymous No.361262]

[Anonymous No.361259]

>>356040

Yeah these fags will never sink all the way to the bottom of the stage so you can walk under them and they'll never touch you.

Just figured it out like a year or two ago too.

[Anonymous No.361294]

>>358106
>de rule "This board is for the discussion of classic, or "retro" games. Retro gaming means consoles, computer games, arcade games (including pinball) and any other forms of video games on platforms launched in 1999 and earlier. Sixth generation and later consoles are not considered retro."
consoles
i think they made that rule specifically to include MM

[Anonymous No.361306]

>>357184

I once had a nightmare where I woke up and this faggot was floating at the foot of my bed staring directly at me.

[Anonymous No.361323]

>>354027

That shit-eating grin built directly onto his face really rubbed it in.

[Anonymous No.361335]

>>361294
The original rule specifically did not include the N64 and PSX, so I doubt jt

[Anonymous No.361339]

>>357387
>Not saving your second jump for exactly this reason / waiting for the coffin to stop on the ground before jumping

You probably never even beat SGnG.

[Anonymous No.361363]

The only enemy that has ever annoyed me.

[Anonymous No.361428]

>>357127

Eugh, you reminded me of this fucker.

Hurr, let me just take 90 HP away from you, and make you never know if you're getting hit or not.

Oh, and let me just re animate those dead monsters you just killed.

[Anonymous No.362146]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Having your entire party giggling like they just smoked the best joint of their life the whole time you're trying to kill the fucker did not help.

Just ten long minutes of mashing A hoping that someone will hit the bastard eventually.

[Anonymous No.362197]

>>356313
tit_eyes_angry_man.jpg

[Anonymous No.362209]

>>358167
everybody had problems with those fuckers, everybody!

[Anonymous No.362216]

>>361428
>not knowing how to prevent Archvile damage
casual

[Anonymous No.362342]

>>362216
not him, but sometimes you didnt even knew where was this fucker.

[Anonymous No.362370]

>>362146

>Having your entire party giggling like they just smoked the best joint of their life the whole time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lEelz0iUJo

[Anonymous No.362509]

>Ancient Cave
>Approaching 200th floor
>Decent luck with gear, health doing okay.
>Somehow ambushed by these fuckers
>AoE spam wipes party

[Anonymous No.362550]

>>359470

When you get good, these birds become such a non-issue.

When you master the game, they're your best friends.

[Anonymous No.362576]

[Anonymous No.362601]

>I'll just loot the ship, I hope there is some gold there
>G-G-G-GHOOOOOOOSTS!
>"That'sss a nicccce party you have there..."
>"Sssssshhhhhame if ssssssomething were to happen to it!"

[Anonymous No.362634]

>>362370
FUCK I'M DYING

[Anonymous No.362652]

>>362370
Why am I laughing so hard at this

Why have you introduced me to it

Why

[Anonymous No.362672]

>>354326

fuck them. fuck them all in their robocunts

[Anonymous No.362693]

AMBUSHED

NUKE

[Anonymous No.362708]

>>356313

[Anonymous No.362759]

>>354534
Actually it was to paint smoking as the filthy habit that it is.

[Anonymous No.362790]

>>354516
I remember when this thing was the boss of the second area from Crystal Chronicles. He was certainly easier there.

>>354534
lol epic meem pics bro!

[Anonymous No.362812]

This asshole.

[Anonymous No.363010]

>>362790
>lol epic meem pics bro!

Please don't shitpost. Let's keep /vr/ clean.

[Anonymous No.363024]

>>363010
Tell that to the guy posting rage face pictures straight out of You-Know-Where.

[Anonymous No.363134]

>>363024
So he had a picture attached to his on-topic post in this thread. That's not shitposting.

Pictures like that have been posted on 4chan since long before you evidently started coming here. There's nothing wrong with them, but there is something wrong with your "ironic" response.

Quit getting your panties in a wad over it. This is the type of bullshit that destroyed /v/ and /vg/.

[Anonymous No.363159]

>>363134
He had a Reddot meme picture attached to his post. That is shitposting.

Pictures like that have been posted here for a long time, and then they stopped being posted here. I'm sorry that I ironic shitposted, but the fact is that there is such a thing as genuine shitposting as well, and it's present on this site now. And people like you allow it to happen. Oh sure, it's a picture here and a *action* there. And then, people are calling things epic and "full of fail" before your very eyes. Because the community didn't stop it. You wanna know how I know this? Because all the examples I just gave have already happened here.

We don't want this site to turn into Facebook. That means we need to be proactive about keeping that element away from us. If you have an issue with that, perhaps you should leave.

[Anonymous No.363160]

>>363024

He's not shitposting. You are. It's just an image. On an image board. Calm down, please.

Sage for off topic.

[Anonymous No.363167]

>>363159

>all this justification for shitty posting

Stop it. Just hang your head and leave the thread. Oh, and by the way, Ninja Gaiden eagles are easy mode.

[Anonymous No.363170]

>>363160
You called me out for shitposting and then misused sage.
>>363167
Twice.

Oh the irony.

[Anonymous No.363183]

>>363024
>>363134
>>363159
>>363160
>>363167
>>363170

> I fucking hate that guy thread /vr/ edition

[Anonymous No.363189]

>>363170

I didn't "misuse" a sage, I saged because my post did not contribute to the thread. You sage when you don't want your post to bump the thread. That's why I did it. That's why I'm doing it now.

Please stop trying to act like you know shit about 4chan. You make it clear with every post of yours that you do not.

[Anonymous No.363202]

>>363170
Dude, there are like three people telling you to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out now. Get going.

This LOL ANONYMOUS VS. REDDITORS and HAHA I'M AN OLDBIE I KNOW HOW TO SAGE bullshit is ruining every goddamn board at this point. You faggots are a million times worse than your imagined adversary.

[Anonymous No.363218]

>>362576
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.363219]

>>363202
Fine, allow the site to descend to the level of Facebook and 9gayg. Just know that you allowed this to happen. But what do you care, you're probably one of them.

Oh, and >there are like three people telling you to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out now

That just serves to prove my point, thank you. In the old days, people would have agreed with me that you weren't wanted here. I guess I'm all that's left.

[Anonymous No.363239]

>>363219
"HEY LOOK AT ME AND ALL MY OLDFAG"

[Anonymous No.363280]

>Those footsteps

[Anonymous No.363285]

>>363280

>play super demo world
>get into an underground cave section
>there's like 15 "splitting" chargin' chucks down there
>GOTTA GO SLOW

That slowdown was ridiculous. What was he thinking

[Anonymous No.363306]

>>363280
To my young mind, the end of Donut Plains 1 seemed an awful lot like a bullet hell thanks to these fuckers.

[Anonymous No.363328]

>>362601
>They go after the pesants first

[Anonymous No.363347]

Pretty much every enemy in Little Nemo is up there, but these guys are like fucking Medusa Heads, and they're god damn EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.363360]

>>363219
>shitpost
>get asked to stop
>b-b-b-b-but readdit is bad we need to stop it lel
>accuse others of misusing sage when they're using it correctly
>make this thread about him

please

[Anonymous No.363381]

>>363285

>Expecting anything good out of a romhack

[Anonymous No.363807]

So can we go back to old games now

[Anonymous No.364505]

>>354326
Just fuck that zone.
Fuck it hard

[Anonymous No.364513]

fuck you it was a boss, but never, no matter how many times i shoot the fucker, he just wont die

[Anonymous No.364550]

>>356418
>mfw my grandma teached me this
feels good man

[Anonymous No.364564]

>>363807
Was it possible to get through his stage without the flash man thingy?

[Anonymous No.364573]

>>364564
Very possible. I did it once in front of a crowd at an anime con just to show off.

[Anonymous No.364581]

This fucker and everybody else in that goddamn department store.

On my first playthrough Paula had the fucking Franklin Badge.

[Anonymous No.364602]

>>364564
I never really used it until I learned you could, so yea it is.

I've never actually tried going in faggot buster only however

[Anonymous No.364612]

Fucking kung-fu motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.364608]

>>364581
Especially the coffee cups. Those fucking coffee cups.

[Anonymous No.364632]

>>364602
My girlfriend loves MM2 and 3 to death, she regularly makes buster-only runs.

She actually managed to beat MM2 no damage buster only after a month of training.

[Anonymous No.364651]

>>364608
So much pain...

[Anonymous No.364657]

When 3 regular enemies are more dangerous than the last boss.

[Anonymous No.364702]

Fighting game example

[Anonymous No.364706]

>>354690
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[Anonymous No.364750]

I don't even hate fleamen and medusa heads that much.

[Anonymous No.364882]

>>364657
>"Gold Batboon casts Sacrifice!"
>Hero dies.
>Bran dies.
>Varia dies.
>"No pulse, no breath, cold as a cod. Yes, thou art truly dead."
Fuck this game.

[Anonymous No.364909]

>>359512
also grabs with high priority

[Anonymous No.365091]

>>354689
>>354818

[Anonymous No.365116]

>>359470
I was just about to post those fuckers.

[Anonymous No.365862]

>>364750
Can you please post a smaller picture?

[Anonymous No.366147]

BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP

I HATE these fuckers. Your bitchin' tank, in all its awesomeness, can't hit the things without wasting a special weapon, so whenever you see one you have to stop what you're doing, hop out, shoot the damn thing as Jason, then hop back in. Annoying as hell.

And that's saying nothing of the red ones, which are way faster and more agile and are pretty much guaranteed to hit you for 2 or 3 HP if you don't kill them in time. And THEN at the end of Area 8 you get the red skulls DROPPING them on you while you're busy fumbling with Wall1 in that bumpy intestinal corridor.

To this day, these fucking caterpillar things are the only thing from a video game I've ever legitimately had nightmares about.

[Anonymous No.366243]

>>366147
>not carrying the maximum amount of missiles just for these things
Why? It's not like you're supposed to use consumables in video games.

[Anonymous No.366362]

[Anonymous No.366915]

>ctrl+f
>Slick & Sam
>0 results

C'mon guys.

[Anonymous No.366925]

>>354172
enemies that take control away from you are the most rage inducing

[Anonymous No.366989]

>>354050
No one corrected you, but you probably meant Zelda 2.

[Anonymous No.367038]

>>358167
>>362209

You think that's bad..