/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.3484984]

This game is 20 years old today. How do you celebrate?

[Anonymous No.3484987]

Play something better

[Anonymous No.3484989]

Belly-flops onto nitro crates.

[Anonymous No.3484990]

Didn't even realize, was playing it anyway.

[Anonymous No.3485004]

By posting in this thread that this is a timeless classic and that modern gaming should be ashamed of itself.

[Anonymous No.3485015]

gonna fap to coco just like old times

[Anonymous No.3485021]

I'll spray paint myself orange, go to Nintendo's quarters and start shittalking them while playing Crash on a CRT

[Anonymous No.3485031]

I'M COMING FOR YOU PLUMBER BOY

[Anonymous No.3485050]

I don't come here to celebrate the passage of time. I come here to pretend it's still 1996.

[Anonymous No.3485105]

>>3484989
>implying belly-flops or nitro crates are in the first game, and weren't introduced in Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

[Anonymous No.3485116]

The first game is the real deal. You want that gem? You better not fuck up even once. The next games made it so much easier to get gems by allowing checkpoints.

[Anonymous No.3485138]

100%ing Crash 1 isn't fun at all.

[Anonymous No.3485163]

>>3485138
Why not? It's a nice challenge with the only real frustration being that you have to start the level over if you die.

[Anonymous No.3485330]

>>3485138
I like it desu. If you're not the kind of nerd that cares about 100% you can beat the game by just getting to the end of every level, but if you want that 100% you gotta be XTREME HARDCORE 2 DA MAX

[Anonymous No.3485337]

>>3484984
Isn't that the minigame from Uncharted 4?

[assface No.3485369]

>>3485138
It's not even hard at this point.
The only level that's really an issue for me is the 2nd dark one.

[Anonymous No.3485380]

>>3485015
>Coco
>Not Tawna

[Anonymous No.3485381]

>>3485105
So does that mean on my birthday I can't look at pictures taken after the day I was born?

[Anonymous No.3485448]

>>3485380
sorry m8 not into cowtits and whore makeup

[Anonymous No.3485461]

I've been wanting to replay Crash games, but I guess I will wait for the PS4 version.

>>3485448
Lol fag

[Anonymous No.3486003]

>>3485369

I don't have an issue with specific levels, but I hate those box bridges. Especially the one at the end of Cortex Power.

[Anonymous No.3487478]

>>3484984

I play it regularly, so I don't know what else to do.

All I can think of is pray that the remake, which will be shown in November, is looking good.

[Anonymous No.3487490]

noice

[Anonymous No.3489438]

>>3485138

I only have a problem with backtracking road forks and the fairly rare hitbox glitch on the birds in Slippery Climb.

[Anonymous No.3489651]

>>3485015
>>3485380
What if you blend them together?

[Anonymous No.3489851]

>>3489651

Why a hybrid? Looks like it's just a grown up Coco.

[Anonymous No.3489925]

I wonder if they plan on remaking Crash Team Racing at some point.

[Anonymous No.3490039]

>>3489925

They should absolutely focus on bringing back the main platformer series before releasing a racing game.

[Anonymous No.3490215]

>>3485380
hell yes. what's with people making these headcanon busty coco art when there's already a canon busty bandicoot?
>>3485448
>s-sorry m8 not into women

[Anonymous No.3491846]

>>3485337

> TV Game Thing

[Anonymous No.3491897]

my disc has been too scratched to work for 10 years and i beat it again last year
i dont know
maybe play 2 and 3 since i never got to?

[Anonymous No.3492187]

>>3490215
this will probably come as a shock to you since the only woman you've ever seen was your mother but not all women are morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.3493873]

>>3491897

Definitely play 2, easily the better one.

[Anonymous No.3496817]

bump

[Anonymous No.3496990]

>>3492187
>maybe i'll look like less of a pedo if i call a fit character obese for having tits!

[Anonymous No.3498909]

>>3485380
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.3498916]

Holy shit this thread is still alive. Here's a Coco, I guess.