AVGN/ E-CELEB GENERAL

[Anonymous No.3433124]

>he's going to take you back to the past
>when beavis and butthead kicked ass

new episode. it sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atZ9-MxVPNM

[Anonymous No.3433135]

>>3433124

I'm ok with the fake cartridge burning. It's just a show.

But the episode sucked ass.

[Anonymous No.3433160]

Awful episode.
WHAT WAS HE THINKING!

[Anonymous No.3433178]

>>3433124
>new episode. it sucks.
No. Unless you think all of his episodes suck. In which case, why are you even posting? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.3433184]

>>3433178
Sorry. You are in the minority, tyke.
This is shit.

[Anonymous No.3433194]

>>3433178

Not op, but I like *most* of the episodes.

This one was just boring. Truly felt like he didnt have much to say about it. The little B&B nods were cute, but not substantial enough to save the episode.

[Anonymous No.3433207]

>>3433124
This is one of the best episodes he's ever made.

[Anonymous No.3433227]

It was alright. Not as good as Paperboy but alright. It also confirmed what I had suspected for some time; the Rolling Rock bottles are filled with water, not beer.

[Anonymous No.3433426]

>>3433124
Thanks for making a containment thread. Sage.

[Anonymous No.3433735]

Not one of his best and not one of his worst. I'd say generally an average but likeable episode.

[Anonymous No.3433797]

That was a really cringeworthy episode, the game isn't even THAAAT bad as he pretended it was, and it's so visible he doesn't look at the fucking manual before start the game it hurts.

[Anonymous No.3433935]

>>3433797

He's on multiple occasions went

>HUR DUR WHO READS THE MANUAL DRRRR

[Anonymous No.3433985]

He was fair with the game, the graphics look nice and the humor is there (burps and farts, dude! XD I'm surprised he didn't capitalize on that, to be honest).
But the game itself has a lot of fatal flaws that prevent it from being actually good.

Talking about the Genesis game which I owned back in the day, never played SNES.

According to most people, the best B&B game was Virtual Stupidity.

[Anonymous No.3433990]

In the good old days, mike would have been dressed as beavis and annoyed the shit out of avgn until they entered fisticuffs (butthead slapping him in swift strokes)

[Anonymous No.3434079]

>>3433227
You needed confirmation of that? It was obvious 10 years ago he wasn't actually drinking beer.

[Anonymous No.3434132]

>>3433227
>>3434079
>rolling rock
>beer

Ok. Here's a bump

[Anonymous No.3434146]

You know about 2 months ago I found myself on the east side of town (back where I went to high school). I decided to stop in to the best buy just to take a look around. To my surprise I saw an old acquaintance I hadn't seen since high school. He had worked there back in high school.
He was still working there now.
That was literally like 13 years ago. It was honestly kinda sad. Here was this grown dude dressed in a blue shirt selling people phones. I felt bad for him.

That's how I feel when I see James doing the same shtick now. It's not funny. It's sad. Fart jokes aren't funny anymore. Especially when you're 40 years old with a kid and a wife and a mortgage.

[Anonymous No.3434171]

>>3434146

Better than still posting on 4chan at least.

You're here forever

[Anonymous No.3434203]

It feels like the Genesis game was a bastardised version of the superior PC adventure game, Virtual Stupidity.

[Anonymous No.3434271]

>>3433124

awful episode. nothing more cringe than someone acting like they're drunk and doing an awful job at it.

[Anonymous No.3434284]

>>3434271
>acting like they're drunk

You mean acting like the source material he was reviewing.

[Anonymous No.3434293]

Pretty dull episode. I'm assuming it's because neither of these games gave him much to work with. I don't understand why he even chose to make an episode about them. I've played them both a decent amount and at worst they're only mediocre.

[Anonymous No.3434334]

>>3434284
>You mean acting like the source material he was reviewing.

the B&B impression was pretty awful too though

[Anonymous No.3434336]

I never played these as a kid, but knew they would be shit and I only had one friend with the Genesis copy. He didn't want to play it because of how horrible it was. It was always a bad gamble to play anything licensed in the 16-bit era. For every good licensed game like Batman Returns (SNES), you had 15 shit games like this.

AVGN is still fun to watch. Sometimes he hits, sometimes he misses, but it's nostalgic to watch him and remember 10 years ago how far ahead he was of everyone else.

[Anonymous No.3434346]

>>3433124
>ecelebs now literally burn video games
as if we needed any more proof that avgn sucks and youtube is cancer.

[Anonymous No.3434358]

>>3434346
>now

avgn has been burning and destroying video games for 12 years

[Anonymous No.3434385]

>>3434358
i guess thats tru. he has sucked for the past 10 years.

[Anonymous No.3435217]

I like Ashens.
Dunno why, really. His honesty about things, I guess. Too bad he's focusing on not /vr/ things lately.

[Anonymous No.3435702]

>>3434146
If he is still working at Best Buy after 13 years he probably is making decent money. Im assuming at this point he would be a manager or something.

[Anonymous No.3435754]

>>3434146
When I was a kid (7 years old let's say) there were a handful of regulars as cashiers at the grocery store we'd go to. The year I left for college they were still there. I thought, damn, how sad to spend literally your entire working life as a supermarket cashier. I asked my dad why they don't find a better job but he said they've probably been there so long they have a shitload of benefits. I still think it's sad they probably started as baggers and got a promotion and just stuck with it for decades. One of the guys was definitely in his late 50s and had probably been there since the store opened.

[Anonymous No.3435884]

>episode is so boring, nobody even has anything to say about it

kek

[Anonymous No.3435912]

>>3435884
Still better than the Megaman ep, which was the worst ep of the current season.

[Anonymous No.3435926]

>>3435912
I dont even remember anything about that episode

[Anonymous No.3435934]

>>3435926
It basically demonstrated how shit modern AVGN is and how much funnier his old style was.

[Anonymous No.3436041]

>>3435702
You don't get automatic raises. If he's a lazy ass then he's probably barely making more money. I've know people like that in retail who only ever got raises because of minimum wage bump either by law or company policy. If you're a cashier for 20 years you won't make more money than your supervisor who's only been there one year. Salaries cap out depending on employer and job title.

[Anonymous No.3436073]

The fake rage at the password screen felt forced and awkward. Who uses "Start" to select menu options anyway? I always try to select using one of the normal buttons before trying "Start"

[Anonymous No.3436081]

>>3435934
Avgn is garbage now
It used to be ok

[Anonymous No.3436097]

Best recent episodes
>paperboy
>seaman
>tiger games

Worst recent episodes
>toxic crusaders
>darkwing duck
>beavis and butthead

[Anonymous No.3436105]

I like seeing "westaboo" fanart of AVGN, it pops up pretty regularly on Pixiv.

[Anonymous No.3436118]

>>3436105
>zico soccer
what is this

[Anonymous No.3436119]

>>3436097

Paperboy sucked

>THE GAME IS WEIRD! WHY IS THE GAME WEIRD! IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE! YEAH!
>HERE'S A SKETCH!

He looked like a circus monkey forced to preform

[Anonymous No.3436138]

>>3436097
swap darkwing with papboi

[Anonymous No.3436139]

>>3436118
Not sure why he chose it but here's the cover for the game it's referencing:

[Anonymous No.3436152]

>>3436105

I do wonder what is the appeal for the Japanese. His tirades seem like they'd be nearly impossible to translate to any other language, or at the very least they'd lose some of their appeal or meaning. I know I've seen them subtitled in Japanese so I guess they at least find some appeal in the dialogue and aren't just amused by an angry white man yelling.

[Anonymous No.3436157]

>>3436152
Probably because he is extremely rude and crude as opposed to the culture of japan which is all about showing respect to others.

So they are attracted to his unleashed rudeness

[Anonymous No.3436165]

>>3436157
Plus most of the time the translations aren't word for word.
For example the translation on the recent paperboy episode:

"I very much hate [this game]. This game cause me to go bald! Great sadness in playing game! Game also make me fat and ugly! Game has no honor. Very dishonorable for many company who make game. I throw paper at window now in unfunny skit. Please be to laugh at skit."

[Anonymous No.3436169]

>>3436165
>"I very much hate [this game]. This game cause me to go bald! Great sadness in playing game! Game also make me fat and ugly! Game has no honor. Very dishonorable for many company who make game. I throw paper at window now in unfunny skit. Please be to laugh at skit."

kek

[Anonymous No.3436247]

>>3436157
To us he is a nerd. To them he is a primal alpha male.

[Anonymous No.3436757]

>>3434146
>Especially when you're 40 years old with a kid and a wife and a mortgage.

I don't know what you're trying to imply here. I'm more than certain that shtick you're looking down on paid that shit off.

The guy made a movie, he has a widely popular character, has a wife, a kid, and a house.

What more could he want?

[Anonymous No.3436786]

New episode is pretty horrible.

It was a lot better when the videos were sprinkled with images to illustrate his points or short little skit pieces. Now it's just the game and his face/reaction.

[Anonymous No.3436787]

>>3436757
Don't forget:

>Something he made
>got a video game
>ON A NINTENDO CONSOLE
>He's in a video game
>ON NINTENDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jafUnzCFM

[Anonymous No.3436797]

>>3434132
well played

all avgn eps have been cringe, maybe you're just maturing op

[Anonymous No.3436805]

>>3436757
>What more could he want?

hair

[Anonymous No.3436825]

>>3436787

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Not only that, it got a sequel.

No idea why the anon is trying to make James seem like a loser who didn't accomplish much like his friend at Best Buy. James created a fucking franchise. The two situations are not comparable.

[Anonymous No.3436931]

>>3436805
Damn.

James Rolfe on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.3436969]

>>3436757

Well for starters KEEPING SAID HOUSE!

Also I don't think youtube pays health insurance.

[Anonymous No.3436996]

>>3433124
avgn is a mega pleb. Genesis Beavis and Butthead is GOAT and legit one of my favorite Genesis games.

[Anonymous No.3436997]

You guys are retarded with regard to work. Some people just like having a moderately easy job with little to no responsibility, that pay them what they personally need to get by.
I mean, some people find that plus maybe they like the people they work with and for as well.
I mean, there is a kernel of truth to "money can't buy happiness" in that as long as you have family and community to fall back on, you can just go check people's groceries and daydream all day and play retro videogames or flyfish or whatever in your massive amount of reasonably funded free time.
There are many times I wished I'd stayed at "shitty low paying jobs" in hindsight, because god damn making "real money" and "owning assets" is a god damn miserable hassle most of the time.

[Anonymous No.3437083]

>>3436996
>someone actually took the time to draw this
>white hair plug on not-Asuka
>someone actually took the time to draw this and got it wrong

[Anonymous No.3437992]

>>3433935
Yep.

Which is fine, but dont bitch about not knowing shit/game not being clear what something is, then dont read the manual.

its worse when they play something new and bitch about the instruction/hint boxes that pop up, THEN bitch you dont know what the boxes were telling you.

[Anonymous No.3438013]

>>3436969
Its called premiums.

He pays them. Just like every schmuck in the US.

[Anonymous No.3438045]

>>3436118
>>3436139
Brazilian soccer player very popular in Nippon.

[Anonymous No.3438048]

I'm begging someone to edit Rolfe's wife over Beavis and a naked black dude over Butthead for a new cuck image

[Anonymous No.3438050]

>>3438048
better image actually

[Anonymous No.3438052]

>>3433124
The game tells you that the password to the burger joint is butthead though. One of the toilet graffitis mention it.

Of course that would clearly require that he plays the game for more than 2 minutes and actually put effort in beating it.

[Anonymous No.3438064]

>>3438048
>>3438050
>Forcing the AVGN cuck meme after Rolfe unjust himself by triggering SJWs and actual cucks.

[Anonymous No.3438067]

>>3438064
Once a cuck always a cuck

[NESfag No.3438070]

Good episode. Reminiscent of the old AVGN with plenty of references and running jokes, kind of fanservice episode.

And yeah for having played it in coop even the SNES version sucks. It's decent at best, I guess.

[Anonymous No.3438230]

>>3438052
To be fair he was confused by the main menu. So I'm not entirely sure he's the sharpest tool in the shed.

>"Buh buh, it's just an act!"
Yeah, no. He said he bases the videos on stuff he actually had issues with in the game.

At this point when he plays a game he's just TRYING to find things he hates about them. Kinda like the nitpicky guy everybody has at work.

[Anonymous No.3438438]

>>3438052
Yeah, james and mike are two people I dont to think of actually trying to play a real point and click game.

[Anonymous No.3438690]

>>3438438

"God, what the hell am I supposed to do? Like, what the fuck. So, I find this hidden red key, right? And I used the red key on the door, and, ughhhh... NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. This sucks. UNNNGGGHHH. Really, what the fuck am I supposed to do?? Use the key on the door?? UHHHH NOOO, THAT'd make too much sense. Whatever, this is stupid."

"Yeah... you think they'd, like, tell you or something. I don't know... Maybe there's another door or something..."

That'd actually be fun to watch. Sometimes I wish they'd do more multiparty videos. I think Mike and Bootsy actually could've beaten Mario Frustration.

[Anonymous No.3438720]

>>3438438
Shadowgate seems like it would fit AVGN perfectly but lord knows there's no way he'd get to the end

Maybe we'll get lucky and see Uninvited if he does another Halloween special

[Anonymous No.3439146]

>>3438720
What?

I played shadow gate blind like 3 months ago and beat it in less than 45 minutes.

[Anonymous No.3439148]

>>3438067

That's the thing, AVGN was never actually a cuck.

[Anonymous No.3439236]

I like Mike's shirt. Looks nice.

[Anonymous No.3439254]

>>3439236
Jesus, Ryan.

[Anonymous No.3439256]

>>3439236
is the fat guy on the left ok?

[Anonymous No.3439263]

>>3439236

god I hate Ryan. I want punch him in has fat faggot face

[Anonymous No.3439268]

>>3439236

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2wwGkYleGQ

[Anonymous No.3439270]

>>3439256
send help

[Anonymous No.3439274]

>>3439236

Who is that fat greasy fuck? I feel sad whenever I see him.

[Anonymous No.3439276]

>>3439236
I remember I was watching them stream a game, and one of the users asked if they liked McDonald's, and Ryan answered that he only goes there for the oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.3439279]

>>3439276
He only goes there for the oatmeal, but ends up buying 50 big macs

[Anonymous No.3439280]

>>3439276
gotta get dem gainz somehow

[Anonymous No.3439286]

>>3439274
He's AVGN's resident PC specialist.

[Anonymous No.3439695]

>>3439236

> Right : sexy ass console gamer with a giant schlong
> Left : fat loser pc gamer permavirgin

[Anonymous No.3440072]

>>3439146
When/where was this?

[Anonymous No.3440096]

>>3433124
Is he just bad at games?
Is he deliberately being shit just to look for things to nit pick?
I didn't have that much trouble with the Genesis Beavis and Butthead game

[Anonymous No.3440116]

>>3433227
If you want beer go watch YTDC videos

[Anonymous No.3440120]

>>3439236
That guy on the left looks like he's fucking dying

[Anonymous No.3440249]

>>3440120

It's a pretty unflattering still shot. The kinda amusing thing is that normally Mike is the one who looks strung out and exhausted.

[Anonymous No.3440272]

>>3440249
He still kinda does. He's always got those dark circles around his eyes. Must be those Romanian genes.

[Anonymous No.3440294]

>>3436139

After retiring from professional football he went to Japan and was the best player for 4 years while helping founding the actual Japanese football league

[Anonymous No.3440306]

>>3438438
They played the NES version of DoTT once, although I think Bootsy was the one who played for the most part and he had beaten it as a kid.

[Anonymous No.3440352]

>>3440306
Unless you're referring to the NES port of the original Maniac Mansion, I must hunt down this Chinese bootleg NES DoTT you speak of.

[Anonymous No.3440461]

After watching it I'm now playing it again
To get the passcode to get into goddamn Burger World you go to the bathroom of the ice cream parlor in the mall and it says
>"For bad food try butt-head"

His complaint about not clearing jumps, hold sprint and you can long jump

Has he always been a hack?

[Anonymous No.3440467]

>>3440461

Yes. He often plays games wrong for "comedic effect" sometimes it works, sometimes it's fucking infuriating.

[Anonymous No.3440468]

>>3433124
It was a mediocre episode. It wasn't some shoehorned, shitty skit episode and they can't all be BIG MOTHA FUKKEN RIIIIIIGS!

[Anonymous No.3440532]

>>3440467
I wouldnt say he purposely plays games incorrectly, however he doesnt bother to look at the manual or anything. So he'll not do something the manual explains and bitch about it, which is frustrating.

Some of his rants puts me in mind of the "how was I supposed to know to go into the cave" zelda meme.

[Anonymous No.3440543]

>>3440468
He still sounds forced and unnatural. Also those movements he makes when talking on the camera make him look like a generic reviewer, which is pretty ironic considering he's one of the pioneers on youtube reviews.

[Anonymous No.3440559]

>>3440532
He specifically said he plays like shit because he's trying to mimic how he played these games as a kid and re-create his experience and frustrations for the video. And kids don't read manuals.

[Anonymous No.3440595]

>>3433124

I seriously cannot watch online reviews of anything anymore.

[Anonymous No.3440620]

>>3438438
Watch the maniac mansion james & mike episode. It's frustrating to see how little they know about point and clicks.

[Anonymous No.3440623]

>>3436969
He should move to a non degenerate country that doesn't make people pay out of pocket to not die.
>muh freedoms
>Social medicine is bad
>get cancer
>sell everything you own so you don't have to die
>run out of money
>die anyway
Being self employed must be terrifying.
America. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.3440721]

>>3440623
Communist detected. We ran your kind out of this country in the 50s and we'll do it again if need be.

No one gets denied treatment and is left to die if they can't pay. There are programs and if you're completely bankrupt they write it off.

[Anonymous No.3440752]

>>3434203
It's playable in ScummVM if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.3440779]

>>3440096
yes. he sucks at video games because he barely plays them anymore. The whole "ANGRY" video game reviewer gimmick is so fucking old now it really needs to end. Positive reviews are rare because being an obnoxious complaining asshole gets you more attention.

[Anonymous No.3440801]

>>3440779
It's hard to get angry at things you don't care about. He should change his name to Apathetic Video Game Nerd.

[Anonymous No.3440823]

>>3440559
I saw a video where he said he would purposely play bad in the early episodes but doesnt do that anymore. Pretty sure its the "making a AVGN episode" episode but I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.3440863]

He's not a gamer. Not a hardcore one. He had a Nintendo when he was little and that was pretty much it.

The more I watch him the more I see him as someone who's more interested reclaiming the nostalgia of his youth. He only wants to reremember bygone Saturday mornings, sugary cereal, playing NES in your pajamas and that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.3440891]

>>3440863
Yeah, I've noticed that too. When he's talking about the Famicom for example, at least in the unscripted videos like James and Mike Mondays, he often knows very little about it.

[Anonymous No.3440929]

>>3440891

he knows very little about anything other than the NES and SNES and even then the stuff he says is very much what you'd get out of a kid at the time. A dumb kid.

[Anonymous No.3440931]

>>3440929
He hasn't exactly talked much about home computers, but I know when he reviewed a Transformers game for the Commodore 64, he just had to comment on how long it takes to load from tape.

[Anonymous No.3440961]

>>3440863

Well, doesn't he sometimes talk about how he played old games in college along with Mike?

I do agree that he probably isn't a hardcore gamer. I doubt he's one who would go watch videos to figure out new strategies or chat on a forum about games. More like someone who on Saturdays might pop in SMB and play for 30 minutes if time permitted. Mike, on the other hand, does seem more like a gamer, but assuming he helps run the site/channel I'd not be surprised if he doesn't play a whole lot.

As for poor gameplaying in things like James and Mike or streams, I will attribute some of that to sometimes being games that they might not have played in several years, if ever. Also, some people tend to do worse at certain things when presenting, not to mention they're trying to be socialize and be somewhat entertaining while playing. If they just sat their quietly and not run somewhat canned lines of dialogue along the lines of "So James, what do you think is the best part of a sidescrolling game? Are there any other cartoons that would've made for a good NES game?"

[Anonymous No.3440967]

>>3440863

Well, doesn't he sometimes talk about how he played old games in college along with Mike?

I do agree that he probably isn't a hardcore gamer. I doubt he's one who would go watch videos to figure out new strategies or chat on a forum about games. More like someone who on Saturdays might pop in SMB and play for 30 minutes if time permitted. Mike, on the other hand, does seem more like a gamer, but assuming he helps run the site/channel I'd not be surprised if he doesn't play a whole lot.

As for poor gameplaying in things like James and Mike or streams, I will attribute some of that to sometimes being games that they might not have played in several years, if ever. Also, some people tend to do worse at certain things when presenting, not to mention they're trying to be social and be somewhat entertaining while playing. If they just sat there quietly and not run somewhat canned lines of dialogue along the lines of "So James, what do you think is the best part of a sidescrolling game? Are there any other cartoons that would've made for a good NES game?" I think people would get bored and not watch their uploads. The main draw of personality-based let's players and streamers is more the banter and personality than it is the games themselves.

[Anonymous No.3440969]

>>3440823
That's even worse. That means James is legit bad now. :(

[Anonymous No.3440971]

>>3440961

Ehhh, I do get that it's hard to focus on a conversation and game sometimes but there's only so bad you can be in general even in games you haven't played. The way he plays though he must have the reflexes of a drunk walrus and they almost always blame the game for some stupid contrived reason.

And if that's not bad enough he's got this attitude where he's almost proud of the fact that he doesn't read the manual or actually learn how to play the game. Then come video it's all HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

[Anonymous No.3440976]

>>3440863
Nothing wrong with that. With the way the world's headed I want to go back to simpler times too.

[Anonymous No.3441063]

>>3440721
When my appendix ruptured I was in surgery within an hour of getting to the hospital, and stayed five days in recovery. Total cost: under 20 bucks in parking at the hospital and a couple of sick days. If I lived in the states, it'd probably have eaten up all of my savings and more if didn't have insurance.

[Anonymous No.3441085]

>>3440976

There's everything wrong with that. It's a sign of an unhappy adulthood.

[Anonymous No.3441154]

>>3440863
He seems more of a film buff, specially horror films, the videos where he talks about his extensive movie collection and knowledge seem more interesting.

[Anonymous No.3441171]

>>3441154

It also seems like he greatly resents that his only fame comes from bitching about Nintendo games but is far too much of limp dicked coward to cast aside his already waning E-fame to focus on his true passion and is quietly waiting for the ulcer that will kill him.

In the time he spent making AVGN videos he could have gotten a real job working on a set or gotten an apprenticeship in something he'd actually enjoy doing but that would mean not being the center of attention and he doesn't have the stones to do that.

[Anonymous No.3441184]

>>3441171
Wow, stay bitter, loser.
He achieved his dream! He made a mediocre movie where he gets cucked and it was almost universally hated.
Not to mention he has a SJW wife and a brain dead kid. What have you accomplished with YOUR life?
That's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.3441236]

>>3441063
Insurance is mandatory by law now thanks to Obama. If you don't have any you have to pay fines.

[Anonymous No.3441258]

>>3441085
Are you happy, Anon?

[Anonymous No.3441273]

>>3441258

Im pretty content, yes.

[Anonymous No.3441282]

>>3441236
That's only if you work. If you're a NEET you don't have to pay the fine.

[Anonymous No.3441285]

>>3441282
And you don't have to pay for the insurance either so what's the complaint?

[Anonymous No.3441416]

>>3440721
Yeah, they write it off after you spend a few thousand filling bankruptcy.

Until then youre hounded by bill collectors constantly.

A big argument against US healthcare isnt "youll get turned away if its life or death" its "I cant afford to go to the doctors for a checkup, so ill ignore medical problems until theyre life threatening."

[Anonymous No.3441546]

>>3441416
When I went to the ER I couldn't pay and never had to file bankruptcy. I showed them there wasn't the funds in my account and they waived it.

[Anonymous No.3441565]

I remember I stepped on a nail once while doing construction (some idiot knocked a board out and then just left it sitting around with the nails sticking straight up).
So naturally I went to get a tetnus shot.
Me: "So how much is this going to run me? I don't have insurance."
Receptionist: "With the doctors visit and shot it'll be $400."
Me: "Fuck it, I'll chance it."

Fortunately I didn't get lock jaw.

[Anonymous No.3441572]

>>3441565
Why didn't your company pay for it? They should, since it was an on the job injury.

[Anonymous No.3441687]

>maybe if I talk about random shit and samefag a bunch, OP wont remake a new thread!

dumb fucks

[Anonymous No.3441693]

>see an AVGN thread
>the last 100 posts have been a debate about socialized healthcare
4chan never ceases to amaze me.

[Anonymous No.3441704]

>>3441693
Happens every AVGN thread.
Some fedora posts a /pol/ tier b8 post talking about communism and stuff to derail the thread.

[Anonymous No.3441706]

>>3441572

I got 10 to 1 on him being an non union mexican day laborer

[Anonymous No.3441739]

I thought the episode was good. Nothing groundbreaking but he has worse. When he tried to mimic beavis and buttheads comedy when he played the snes I cringed tho tbqh.

[Anonymous No.3441745]

>>3441739
All he had to was mimic how B&B watch music videos and talk about them as the basis for the video. have Mike play butthead, annoying him while he played the games, smack him around like beavis does, etc.

In the old days he would have done this.
Im getting the feeling either he doesn't get any outside help for the show anymore (from mike)
or he's getting feedback from ryan or some shit and making the worst shit possible.

[Anonymous No.3441773]

>>3441745
He's probably just getting bored and running out of material plus he pretty much does that every week with james and mike mondays.

He had other videos that give him more money regularly and take less time to make an avgn video. Plus he wasnt marrried in the old days with a kid.

[Anonymous No.3441819]

>>3441572
This was back when I was a little pussy 18 year old and it was like my 1st week on the job. So naturally I didn't want to risk getting fired so I didn't even tell the boss.
Ahhh, to be young and dumb again.

[Anonymous No.3441821]

>>3441745
>or he's getting feedback from ryan or some shit and making the worst shit possible.

He's also got an army of sycophants that will eat up what he shits on a plate. Why improve when you can cast the widest net possible and get praised regardless of what you pull in

[Anonymous No.3441825]

>>3441739

Imitating Beavis and Butthead only works if you can decently mimic their voices.

[Anonymous No.3441847]

>>3441825

Which is piss easy

[Anonymous No.3441870]

>>3441847
Not for James

[Anonymous No.3442383]

>>3441546
Lucky you.
Plenty of people have medical bills ruin their lives.

[Anonymous No.3442387]

>>3441565
Its fairly unlikely youd get tetanus from that. Its caused from a bacteria that is found in soil/animal shit.

[Anonymous No.3442974]

>>3441085
Not necessarily. It could be based out of fear for the future. Things are pretty good at this moment but I get nervous thinking what could happen if a confessed child rape supporter gets into the White House in November. Then we'll really be in some deep shit.

[Anonymous No.3443427]

>>3442974

Yeah, that's not good either

[Anonymous No.3443451]

>>3441745
Man I fucking hate Ryan. So boring and all he does is talk about irrelevant PC games. Not as bad as the metal guy with the beard though.

[Anonymous No.3443504]

>>3443451

AlphaOmegaSin?

[Anonymous No.3443509]

>>3443504
Even his name has fedora written all over it

[Anonymous No.3443535]

>>3443504
Any time you get a guy like that you just know there are layers of insecurity issues going on.

[Anonymous No.3443589]

>>3440721
If you have the slightest amount of money, meaning you don't live under a bridge, getting sick could strip you of everything you own.

All because you're afraid of the "communist" boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.3443652]

Pat the NES Punk? He's a punk alright...

[Anonymous No.3443768]

>>3443589
>get sick
>make doctor appointment
>have to wait 6 months for an opening
>die

Yeah great system, free medicine for everyone, especially when the country's 22 trillion in debt already.

[Anonymous No.3443924]

>>3443652
He's actually usually very reasonable and level headed

[Anonymous No.3443948]

>>3443924
Why does he always sound like he is right on the verge of throwing up?

[Anonymous No.3443957]

>>3443948
I think he's just a confident person, not sure about the second part as I've never noticed that.

[Anonymous No.3444221]

>>3443451
Metal jesus?

[Anonymous No.3444243]

Am I the only person who liked the Genesis Beavis and Butthead?

[Anonymous No.3444264]

Was binge watching most of his shows, anyone notice his hair line is receding?

[Anonymous No.3444314]

>>3444264
>anyone notice his hair line is receding?

not sure if bait...

the dude has had a come over for the last 4 years

[Anonymous No.3444327]

>>3444243
It looks like a decent point & click.

[Anonymous No.3444331]

>>3444314
No bait, thanks for answering.

There was something bothering me as I watched his old shows compared to his current ones. I couldn't write put my finger on it until they did a closer up on his face.

[Anonymous No.3444350]

The new J&MM sheds a lot of light on the newest AVGN episode. He wasn't acting at all, every complaint he made as the nerd is a legitimate problem James encountered playing it with Mike.

>took a solid 10 minutes to figure out Drop meant drop it on the ground
>kept saying the guide said to drop it so he used Drop even though it's not working
>keeps eating the burger and getting poisoned because the guide said so
>even questions it later and says fuck it, keep eating it anyway even after he figures out why he's dying

Even following the guide page by page he couldn't figure this game out. After he "saved" his game with 2% of his health left why did he keep re-trying to get to the hospital two dozen times instead of just starting completely over and NOT eating the damn burger?? Even the guide said it's ONLY needed to be eaten when you are already low on health so you can get into the hospital to get a refill, but he insisted on eating it first thing anyway and discard the idea of just ignoring it. I'm scared guys, I think James might actually be retarded.

[Anonymous No.3444357]

>>3444331

[Anonymous No.3444364]

>>3444350
>I think James might actually be retarded.

a valid assumption, desu.
his off-the-cuff commentary is always the most juvenile, retarded shit ever.

He thinks repeating something other people say is good entertainment and funny.

>Mike: That's what SHE said!
>1 second later
>James: Thats what SHE said! Haha hahaha

[Anonymous No.3444370]

>>3444350
Heres the video since cinemassacre.com hasnt even put it on there yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBh4aCVLApY


Also, what the fuck.
>lets replay the same game I just fucking reviewed on avgn

[Anonymous No.3444384]

>>3436097
this guy knows whatsup. i agree 100% and yea as a longstanding avgn lover, this new ep sucked... left me feeling bummed out

[Anonymous No.3444394]

>>3444370
The james and mike episode was better tyhan the actual AVGN episode.

I even laughed a couple of times. " they dont even have the common fucking decency to let you get out of the fucking hospital" hahah

What the fuck is james doing to AVGN.

[Anonymous No.3444405]

>>3444350
I've been saying that for years now.
He has legit autism. This is much more apparent in the J&M videos and when you talk with him at cons.

>Source: I diagnosed this in children for years.

Watch his videos with knowledge that he has legit autism. You'll realize you were an idiot for not noticing it before.

[Anonymous No.3445014]

>>3444405
How does he talk at cons?

[Anonymous No.3445020]

>>3444350


>I'm scared guys, James couldn't care enough to pay attention on a shitty game

Let's be honest, from a logical point of view, you are the retard, in first place, for caring at all, and on second place for feeling annoyed that AVGN shitted on a shitty game.
I had the Sega B&B game as a kid but it was shit, I never bothered to finish it because it wasn't worth it. Once you played all the areas, and burped/farted enough times, you didn't need to play it anymore. Not worth going to the hassle of collecting the tickets. It kind of reminds me of Bart's Nightmare, you can play pretty much every level in different order from a hub world. But the game was kind of shit and you didn't feel like actually sitting and going through the bullshit to complete it. It was a nice rental game if you were a fan of the license but that was it.
And mind you, I even owned the B&B game, didn't just rent it. It was typical licensed shovelware.

[Anonymous No.3445039]

>>3443451
Its cause he gets paid to talk about those games.

Mike and Ryan videos are all sponsored.

I swear the earlier episodes werent sponsored, they seemed more genuine. Fucking mike saying "this is the best pc game I played..." feels so fake.

[Anonymous No.3445042]

>>3443768
> get sick
> make appointment that is a few months down the line
> get worse
> go to emergency room
> get treatment in same amount of time as current system

I made your conservative scare tactic slightly more accurate.

[Anonymous No.3445046]

>>3444243
I liked it as a kid.

Just never got super far into it because I was horrible at p&c games

[Anonymous No.3445050]

>>3445039

That shit they promote is so cringey. At least they have the decency to promote it on the least interesting cinemassacre kind of videos, but if you want to watch REAL cringe watch this shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is08n4yKMA4

You can make a lot of "kill me" reaction pics from Egoraptor in those videos. They make one every month or week or whatever.

[Anonymous No.3445102]

>>3445039
Has Mike ever said that? It seems like he's never too thrilled about any of them. Like the new Savage Ressurection one, you can tell he hates it but because the CEOs cut him a check he's struggling to find nice things to say about it or say shitty things in a way so they don't sound so shitty. Mike's not a PC player at all aside from DOOM so I wouldn't expect him to really like the genres it has to offer.

[Anonymous No.3445106]

>>3445102
That shitty ass tower defense game they played he said " if you fixed this up, this could be the greatest game of the last five years made"

[Anonymous No.3445108]

>>3445106
in his defense the last five years of games have been pretty shitty anyway so it wouldn't be a huge achievement

[Anonymous No.3445137]

>>3445042
Versus the current system where you get in within 2 days and get healed before your condition escalates to life threatening. Still not seeing the advantage of communism here.

[Anonymous No.3445175]

>>3433124
>new episode. it sucks.
James lost the little sparkle that made the shows fun and enjoyable a long time ago. Just let it go, man.

[Anonymous No.3445179]

>>3433184
>tyke

are you fucking kidding me

You sound like the absolute worst kind of patronizing person

[Anonymous No.3445189]

>>3445179
got you good chief

[Anonymous No.3445194]

>>3445175
>Just let it go, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w6m-nhUcos

[Anonymous No.3445207]

>want new AVGN episodes
>realize that James is dead inside when it comes to AVGN
How to reconcile this feel?

[Anonymous No.3445214]

>>3445207
I think lester the unlikely is where I first started not liking the episodes, and then every single one after that was the exact same.

People like big rigs, but it felt shitty to me as well.
The commercial skit was well done, but eh.

Something happened to him around that period. Might of been around the making of his movie, Dont recall.

[Anonymous No.3445227]

>>3445207
>>3445214

I think he knew the movie was shitty.

I think that's when he lost his passion. He put so much time and effort into that movie and it turned out garbage.

James freely admits that AVGN was supposed to be a 3-part series. 3 episodes, and now he's nearing 150 episodes. Literally almost 50 times what he intended.

So he's probably never going to make another big budget movie. He's stuck with this shitty character that he no doubt resents. He's stuck shilling for shit.

I honestly wonder where all these youtubers are going to be in 10, 20 years. Some guys have lasted for awhile, but is anyone going to watch AVGN in 10 years when James really starts showing his age?

Are people going to watch Doug Walker in 10 years?

What happens when James is 50, or 60? Is he going to be still making poop and fart jokes?

The time to kill it has long passed.

[Anonymous No.3445240]

>>3445227
I really need to take some time out of my day eventually and find the video of him giving a movie production update and him being visually scared and he says something along the lines of " i-it might not be very good..."

[Anonymous No.3445261]

>>3445137
Where does that happen.

Last time my niece was sick her doctrors appointment was a week later.

Theres a reason "urgent care centers" are all the rage. Pcps cant be assed to deal with patients.

Besides, the vast majority of doctor visits are superfluous. "Oh, my nose sniffles, better go get antibiotics for this even though it would clear up on its own in 4 days."

[Anonymous No.3445285]

>>3445050
I think they were in a fight or something. Both seemed like they were trying hard not to yell at each other and just finish the unboxing.

[Anonymous No.3445418]

>>3433124
The Paperboy episode was way better and he at least seemed to have fun with it, riding bike and throwing newspapers bound together in a bag at other objects.

[Anonymous No.3445452]

>>3445214
He started to lose me by the time he had "the nerd room". That is when the series went from a quirky hobby some guy into movies did, to being paid to be an video celebrity you used to do as a joke.

[Anonymous No.3445616]

>>3445418

No Paperboy was fucking awful. It was him chimping out over the fact that the game was a game and had obstacles.

>riding bike and throwing newspapers bound together in a bag at other objects.


That you think this somehow qualifies as good is only testament to how awful this shit really is

[Anonymous No.3445640]

>>3445227

I doubt he resents the character, same thing happened to a lot of other actors/directors that got famous for a character/show

Looks like he does them when he feels like it, and although many people shit on it. I enjoyed seeing the james/mike thing + avgn bundled together, it really showed how they do a little back and forth ,complain about the things they find and later james using them in the avgn episode that was nice to see

, I liked board james episodes those were different


What will happen to youtubers in 10-20 years most of them will be replaced, some of them already have channels 10 years old

It's 9th year of nostalgia critic and ( although he is no rifftrax ) rifftrax guys are fucking old and are still doing good, so it depends on what he does with the character how he further develops it, or he can do something else where he critiques movies in a different format.

Also a number ''old'' if that's the right word youtubers have production companies now, that does web content ( that are bought and sold by companies like disney or other media corporations trying to get into the streaming/online content businesses )

[Anonymous No.3445649]

>>3445640
>It's 9th year of nostalgia critic and ( although he is no rifftrax )

Rifftrax guys are actual LEGIT comedians with books and shit under their belt. Mike Nelson is professional TV writer. They're doing Rifftrax well into their professional career after having piles of stuff to back them up.

[Anonymous No.3445682]

>>3445649

Well they are still riffin movies 30 years after Mystery Science Theater 3000, If Doug can find a creative, funny way to do it even with a completely different format , he can too.

If he can't some people will still watch/remember him
but can he make a living out of just that I doubt it

[Anonymous No.3445686]

>>3445682
>If Doug can find a creative, funny way to do it even with a completely different format , he can too.

Which he can't. He's not a professional comedian. He's a douche nozzle who thinks watching reruns of MST3K makes him an expert.

He's very much the picture of the twat who just copies other people.

[Anonymous No.3445695]

>>3445686

there will be jonah ray and patton oswalt in the new one

[Anonymous No.3445714]

>>3445227
>Are people going to watch Doug Walker in 10 years?

Do they even watch him now?

It's the same thing with these tourney players. Sure they're good now while their reflexes are hot, but what's going to happen when they're past their prime and can't win at EVO anymore? Are they still going to try to eek out a living playing games or just resign themselves to the fate they've created for themselves with having to bounce between various fast food places because they wasted their youth playing video games instead of developing any practical skills that a real employer would want. James is basically in the same boat. He can do video editing but there's not a huge market for that in daily city life. He might have to just turn to a life of retail.

[Anonymous No.3445723]

>>3441184
His kid is brain dead? I know about his SJW wife but not much about the kid.

[Anonymous No.3445747]

>>3445723
She's not brain dead. James made a video about it. During delivery the doctor's forceps knicked her arm and tore a nerve so the arm was paralyzed. After like 3-4 years of physical therapy and maybe some surgery it seems to be fixed and working again.

[Anonymous No.3445773]

>>3445747
It has a autistic manbaby for a dad and a SJW for a mom.
It's going to end up mentally impaired regardless.

[Anonymous No.3445781]

Is the AVGN cuck meme still going? Come on guys, this board is retro games, not retro memes.

james got uncucked months ago.

[Anonymous No.3445783]

>>3445686
Oh god! I hope Doug doesn't go the MST3K route.
Remember his Let's Play of Bart's Nightmare?
That dude has NO comedic chops.

[Anonymous No.3445787]

>>3445773
Don't forget Mike as the creepy guy who's always hanging around.

[Anonymous No.3445789]

>>3445781
>uncucked

So it's sorta like if you get so desperate for sex that you let a dude bone you, but then later on find a girl? The first guy boning you doesn't count anymore?

[Anonymous No.3445802]

>>3445789

No, getting uncucked isn't as easy.

It means that you were never a cuck in the first place.

James showed everyone he's based and doesn't need an internet meme from /tv/.

Nowadays the only people shitting on him are the angry SJWs defending the new ghostbuster movie, everyone else (even /v/) stopped hating on him already.

[Anonymous No.3445829]

Does anyone talk about the fact that Mike looks SOOOOOOO bored and annoyed by James? I mean, not every vid, but feels like most of them. Anyone else notice this?

It's hilarious because he's so bad at hiding it. Someone should make a compilation vid of all the times he's stifled a yawn when James is about to explain something.

[Anonymous No.3445831]

>>3445802

Oh fuck off. He's not based because he didn't go see an obviously shitty movie.

[Anonymous No.3446203]

>>3445714
You can say the same with any reaction based career, like professional atheletes.

The real big names will likely have gotten paid enough to have a savings, the rest find some other career.

Like fatal1ty. He was a big quake player and moved on to make shitty accessories.

[Anonymous No.3446208]

>>3445831

But he actually is.

>b-b-b-ut muh cuck memes!

>>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.3446213]

>>3445829
Pretty much.

I love the j&m episoded when mike looks at the camera when james is doing/saying something stupid.

[Anonymous No.3446336]

>>3438230
>To be fair he was confused by the main menu. So I'm not entirely sure he's the sharpest tool in the shed.

Yeah, he also had problems with how to differentiate between lowercase and uppercase characters on the password screen (just fucking underscore one or the other... or better, learn how to write with a pen properly), and did not realize that the password DOES give you back your items - it just litters them in the room of Beavis & Butthead.

[Anonymous No.3446382]

>>3446208

No he's not. He's not BASED for doing what he should be doing already. In fact he's a cunt for trying to get praise for it.

[Anonymous No.3446491]

>>3444350
>that Indiana Jones episode where it took them an hour to figure out the snake was poisoning them

I'm not surprised about the hamburger.

[Anonymous No.3446707]

>>3446208
Where did the whole "James is a Cuck" meme come from anyway? I'm genuinly curious. I haven't seen him do anything even resembeling cucking or getting cucked.

[Anonymous No.3446713]

>>3446707
google search "cinemassacre is a white caucasion suasage fest?" written by his wife, and then proceed to watch the AVGN movie

[Anonymous No.3446759]

>>3446713
Now it makes a lot more sense

[Anonymous No.3446765]

>>3446707

This >>3446713 and also "Bella and the bulldogs", the whole cuck meme started on /tv/ because of that show. Later it developed its cancer onto AVGN shitposting by /tv/ and /v/ crossposters.

[Anonymous No.3446769]

>>3446765
Bella and the bulldogs came out in 2015.
Calling AVGN a cuck has been happening since 2014

[Anonymous No.3446774]

>>3446769

Well I can't remember if it was Bella or some other thing first, but /tv/ were the ones who forced the cuck meme first.
Come to think of it, /tv/ is the board that forces the most memes.

[Anonymous No.3446778]

>>3446774
>/tv/ is the board that forces the most memes.
That's because /tv/ is the bes board .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk

[Anonymous No.3446779]

>>3446778

The few times I went there I felt like I was surrounded by teenagers. Which was probably the case.

[Anonymous No.3446787]

>>3446779
thats because 4chan was made by a teenager, for teenagers, with the sole purpose of discussing cartoons.

[Anonymous No.3446925]

>>3444350
>following the guide page by page

Did you see that guide? It was written like trash. "Eat the dumpster burger. It'll be important later.

We won't tell you what it does NOW, or why it'll be important later though. :^)"

I think this guide might be even worse than the FF9 one.

[Anonymous No.3446931]

>>3446925
What was wrong with the FF9 guide?

[Anonymous No.3446982]

>>3433124
>new episode. it sucks.

Still better than the Toxic Crusaders one. That's legit the only episode I can't at least somewhat enjoy.

[Anonymous No.3446992]

>>3446931
>hey kid, did you just pay 15.99$ for this guide? well fuck you, if you want to find out what to do next go to playguide.com to see the rest of the info you need!

[Anonymous No.3447049]

>>3446992
>playguide.com is taken over by a page on finding the nearest party.
>some old outdated FF9 Guide will now pretty much tell the players to go outside and party.
fucking lol

But yeah, that is pretty much a dick move on the guide makers side tho.

[Anonymous No.3447050]

>>3433797
Gameplay being so unintuitive that you have to read a manual to play the game is poor design. Period.

[Anonymous No.3447052]

>>3435217
One time I was staying at my university over winter break and this massive blizzard snowed the place in. I had stockpiled microwavable food and made myself a bowl of Kraft Dinner with some bacon bits and peas. Sat there with my big bowl of goodness surrounded by walls of snow and watched Ashens videos. Peak comfy.

[Anonymous No.3447057]

>>3436097
Accurate. But honestly, who watches Cinemassacre for AVGN anymore? Its all about James and Mike Mondays, Board James and random movie vids now. AVGN is just there to appease people who can't move on.

[Anonymous No.3447061]

>>3447049
I didnt actually remember the exact url that they put. Actually just found this picture as an example.
Its Playonline.com

[Anonymous No.3447067]

>>3447061
Wow, that is really shitty. Especially because in those days, most people bought guides because they didn't have any ro limited access to the internet. I'd feel ripped off.

[Anonymous No.3447068]

>>3447067
>Especially because in those days, most people bought guides because they didn't have any ro limited access to the internet.

Exactly!

[Anonymous No.3447134]

Honestly I feel like the nerd is played out with nothing left to say at this point its all about board james for me.

[Anonymous No.3447142]

>>3447134
He turned board james into shit.
Convoluted skits

[Anonymous No.3447165]

>>3447134
Board James is over. Unless he decides to revive it (again) later it's officially ended for now.

[Anonymous No.3447193]

>>3446982
"HEY NERD REMEMBER! ONE IN THE PINK...ONE IN THE STINK!"

Fuck thats gotta be the worst youtube video of all time.

[Anonymous No.3447204]

>>3433227
You could have read the FAQ and known that.....

[Anonymous No.3447209]

>>3435702
>>3434146
Especially if his job really is "selling phones". You usually get a small amount of comission from at least Verizon for that.

[Anonymous No.3447237]

>>3446982
That was one where you could see that even James himself was feeling uncomfortable doing it.
The guy he was with was trying so hard to be shocking and edgy. He felt like some annoying teenage goth kid with ADHD trapped in an old man's body.

[Anonymous No.3447242]

I'm guessing the people that dislike toxic avenger episode, are people that never watched troma movies or knew who Lloyd Kaufman was.


I enjoyed it and was happy for james to meet him and have him on an episode.

[Anonymous No.3447262]

>>3447242

He prove himself both not a sir, and a crass dullard.

[Anonymous No.3447304]

>>3447262
give em the old goofballs

[Anonymous No.3447367]

>>3440721
Ahaahahahahahahahahaha no

Unless you have a kid you aren't getting help with shit, and even the there's a 5 year cap per kid. Why do you think niggers are all 3-5 years apart from eachother?

[Anonymous No.3447781]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjiyHCO31uc

>"The last time I tried this game I couldn't even get in the front door."

Says everything that needs to be said.

[Anonymous No.3448278]

What do yall think about Derek Alexander/Happy Video Game Nerd? I really like his positive attitude, willingness to give alleged shitty games a fair shot, and the amount of research he does for his videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlWSsI1X-0Q

[Anonymous No.3448282]

>>3448278

>mfw I realize I posted a non-retro video

Fuck, here have his episode about ambitious GBC games instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k-7t5riimQ

[Anonymous No.3449048]

>>3448282
>>3448278

Bretty good

[Anonymous No.3449056]

>>3448282
>metal gear solid on gbc predicted vaping

[Anonymous No.3449663]

>>3447050
Back then, reading the manual was part of the gameplay experience. It was used the way cutscene/intros and popup hints are today.

[Anonymous No.3450010]

Pretty good SMB movie review, but I could've done without the >muh 9/11 stuff at the end.

[Anonymous No.3450014]

>>3448278
Kinaman is much better.

[Anonymous No.3450015]

>>3450010
I'm annoyed that he uses nothing but still images now as opposed to showing the actual scene like he used to in his older movie reviews.

[Anonymous No.3450020]

>>3450015
Thank youtube copyright!
maybe the one he uploads to cinemassace.com will be different (doubtful)

[Anonymous No.3450027]

>>3433124
I liked this one, not as good as the last Paperboy one but it didn't suck either

[Anonymous No.3450052]

I remember going to see the Mario movie in theatres. I wasn't disappointed. Like James I didn't really have any expectations and was just thrilled to see Mario on a giant screen, even if he wasn't the 1:1 Mario from the games. Hoskins is still the 2nd best Mario interpretation after Capt. Lou.

[Anonymous No.3450059]

>This is an older review but first time on YouTube!

[Anonymous No.3450064]

>>3450059
I thought something was amiss when he said 1993 was 20 years ago...

What's he been doing, just sitting on this video for three years?

[Anonymous No.3450069]

>>3450064
It was probably on cinemassacre.com as an exclusive, or a dvd bonus, I believe I've seen it before though, so probably the former.

[Anonymous No.3450728]

>>3450069
Yeah, it was og only on cinemassacre

cinemassacre /2013/05/28/super-mario-bros-1993-movie-review/

[Anonymous No.3451065]

I remember watching James' older videos when I was young. It inspires me to make things with limited resources. The only problem is I haven't made a lny kind of movie since I was eleven. I wish he made more original b-movies nowadays, although he's too busy making James & Mike.

[Anonymous No.3451297]

>>3447781
It pisses me off Bootsy said because he blew up the garage he can't win the game. He just straight gave up without trying to call the meteor police or anything else. I don't know all the secrets but I'm pretty sure you can't permanently get stuck in Maniac Mansion unless you kill all the kids.

[Anonymous No.3451381]

>>3439276
To be fair, it is pretty good oatmeal, especially if they are generous with the amount of fruit put in it.

[Anonymous No.3451395]

>>3451381
You gotta be pretty desperate to eat fruit out of a McDonald's. That's a step below Walmart fruit, man.

[Anonymous No.3451498]

>>3435754
i get 20 dollars an hour and 27 an hour on sundays, and 30 on holidays with health insurance and can pick my schedule. it works despite a crap job as checker.

[Anonymous No.3451673]

>>3451297
You can get stuck in the PC version.

1. Call the meteor police so many times until they don't show up anymore.

2. Mail anything that isn't the demo or the fixed manuscript, rip the envelope, and forget your stamps.

3. If you don't pick the package before Ed does, if Michael is on your team, the film won't show up. You can also ruin the film by exposing it without developing it.

4. Wasting your dimes trying to guess the directions in the telescope to look at Edna's safe. The directions are random in every play.

[Anonymous No.3451714]

Would anyone here care to learn the history of The Elder Scrolls from this gentleman?

[Anonymous No.3451719]

>>3451395
Eating breakfast at McDonald's is already an act of desperation.

[Anonymous No.3452571]

>>3451719
They have pretty decent hotcakes and sausage.

Jack in the Box has the best. Those sausage croissants with the tangy sauce is good.

[Anonymous No.3454430]

>>3436152
He's probably their Arino and they get a peak into western retro games.

[Anonymous No.3454753]

Am I the only one who actually likes The Gaming Historian? I'm legit surprised to see so many people here (or at least, in the other thread) shit all over the guy, he seems pretty harmless and his recent videos are pretty good for comfy background noise.

[Anonymous No.3454763]

>>3451714
Fuck no

[Anonymous No.3454772]

>>3454753
I swear that just a few months ago people here were praising him. Now they're shitting all over him.

[Anonymous No.3455404]

>>3451714
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.3456476]

>>3446491
This was fucking painful to watch, desu. Like, my eight year old cousin can recognize staple videogame cues (like a skull near your lifebar meaning you're dying of venom) that aren't even in the games he plays, while self-professed "battle-hardened retronauts" can't?

[Anonymous No.3456480]

>>3447237
Kaufman is a legitimate psychopath/autist hybrid, though, so no wonder that even James felt uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.3456532]

>>3440721

You really think anyone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell LIES?

[Anonymous No.3456561]

>>3441282
Except in red states, where they just let you die

[Anonymous No.3456573]

>>3456480
Yes he felt so uncomfortable, that he cided to be in the Next Toxic Avenger movie directed by Kaufman.

Literal PTSD!

[Anonymous No.3456583]

>>3456573
Come on, James' style of humour is not half as crude as that of Kaufman's. I'm no Troma afficionado, but I've seen enough of their movies to see that.

[Anonymous No.3456590]

>>3456561
nice propaganda attempt but no

[Anonymous No.3456613]

If your watching avgn as an adult, your parents failed you

[Anonymous No.3456623]

>>3456613
Not only that, anon, we also PLAY VIDEO GAMES as adults.

[Anonymous No.3456632]

>>3456613
I was an adult before AVGN was a thing. There is nothing kid-oriented about the AVGN character, so just kill yourself millenial faggot. Guess what? I don't even watch AVGN regularly or James and Mike Mondays but I would if I was in the mood.

[Anonymous No.3456707]

>>3443768
literally how medicaid in Iowa works

[Anonymous No.3456719]

>>3456632
Nothing kid about a guy who makes childish "jokes" and swears? Ok kiddo.

[Anonymous No.3457015]

>>3456719
NOW THAT DUST HAS SETTLED, TYKES, WHICH IS THE SUPERIOR ECELEB KEK AND WHY IS IT MY FAVORITE ONE?

[Anonymous No.3457640]

>>3437992
>its worse when they play something new and bitch about the instruction/hint boxes that pop up, THEN bitch you dont know what the boxes were telling you.

Still better than Game Grumps.

[Anonymous No.3457650]

There should be a new board, /im/ - Internet Media. Then, ban all e-celeb, "gamer culture" and similar shit from /v/ and /vr/. Both boards would improve as a result, and /v/ would become a good place to discuss the "almost retro" stuff like GBA and PS2.

[Anonymous No.3457658]

>>3440559
Didn't he talk about reading manuals as a kid on the car ride home from buying one? A better argument, is that if you didn't buy a game new, you probably didn't GET a manual. Not to mention the hit and miss with rentals.

[Anonymous No.3457671]

>>3440801
wasnt that the name they used in game sack

[Anonymous No.3457927]

le epic beard man

[Anonymous No.3458278]

>>3457650
thats stupid.
no /vr/ - /v/ people are going to want to go to a seperate board to talk about james rolfe.

would never work.
sorry PAL