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343131 No.343131 [Reply] [Original]

>Here's your controller, bro

>> No.343140

>>343131
which way is up

>> No.343154

There aren't enough Cheetos in the world for that thing.

>> No.343160

why is it pregnant?

>> No.343173

>>343131
What am i supposed to do with a severed robot ant head..

>> No.343181

I've never seen something that scared me as much as this.

>> No.343192

>>343131
I saw that a while ago. I'm really interested in the analog slider, looks like alot of fun.
If only I could buy one somewhere...

>> No.343195

>>343131
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>> No.343248

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-XE-1-AP-MICOMSOFT-X68000-MSX-/290739374356
If anyone wants to shell out 215 bucks, here it is.

>> No.343420
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343420

Here's your controller bro, let's play!

>> No.344024

>>343420

This looks like it was designed to be used for FF11

>> No.344451

>>344024
It looks like you were supposed to bend your girlfriend over that so you could fuck her and still play some ps2

>> No.345870

>>343985
Man I want one of those.

>> No.348376

>>345870
I have one but lost the cable and don't know where to get a replacement

>> No.348404
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348404

>>343420
What, no keyboard?

>> No.348546
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348546

1980s edition

>> No.348572
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348572

>>343420
Yo, you got a multitap? I wanna play too.

>> No.348602
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348602

>>343173
Analog controller for the Megadrive (Genesis.) Though I think the only game that made use of it was Afterburner

>> No.348609
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348609

>>348572
Mind if I join ?

>> No.348631

>>348609
Jesus Christ this controller really tests your motor skills.

>> No.348636
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>> No.348651

>>343131
Why are you handing me a robot's severed head to use as a controller?

>> No.348656

>>348609
I have three of these. They're awesome.

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>> No.348668
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348668

I've got a few pants-on-head retarded arcade sticks if that's alright?

>> No.348670

>>348661
Get that phone away from me.

>> No.348673
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348673

gentlemen.

>> No.348680

>>348653
THEY ALL FUCKING CHINESE

>> No.348685
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>> No.348687

>>348673
what fucking species was this designed for.

>> No.348690
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348690

>>348668
That. Looks. AWESOME.

>> No.348691
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348691

>> No.348695

>>348685
That's not funny, my thumbs hurt just thinking of it.

>> No.348702

>>344451

Thanks a lot, I just spewed my drink everywhere.

>> No.348705
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348705

you don't know what a shitty controller is until you played with these 2

>> No.348706
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348706

>> No.348712
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348712

>>348673

>> No.348714
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348714

>>348705

>> No.348721

>>348609
Wh-what are those on the side?

Fucking bubble levels?

>> No.348727
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>> No.348734
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>> No.348737

>>343985
...I love it.

>> No.348745
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>> No.348751
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348751

I think this is made for conjoined twins.

>> No.348753

>>348695

it's real

http://technabob.com/blog/2012/08/06/double-n64-controller-mod/

>> No.348758

>>348706
Is that analog stick missing a knob or are you just eager to get stigmatized?

>> No.348762

>>348704
I didn't know there was a ps2 version

>> No.348768
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348768

>> No.348770

>>348734
That looks comfy to hold

>> No.348772

>>348704
Jesus fuck, what were they thinking?

It's like we really want a chainsaw as a controller, but we don't care if you can actually play with it. Ben, just throw the buttons on there and send it out goddamn it!

>> No.348786
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348786

>>348768
thank god sony never went with that

>> No.348789
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348789

>>348768
>+
>-

What the fuck

>> No.348792
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>> No.348808

>>348792
Those were actually pretty good for racing games, kind of like those pistol-grip RC car remotes.

>> No.348810
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348810

Hey, how's it going, yo?

>> No.348813

>>348685

It's like looking at a two headed shark or something. You know it's just fucked

>> No.348820

>>348810
When you're going up against a real nigga with a Wu-Tang controller, you might as well just put yours down and walk away.

>> No.348827

>>348813
Not to mention it's so fucking looooooooooooooong.

We're talking like a foot between hands.

>> No.348836

>>348727

If you could actually hold the left side, this wouldn't be half bad. Some people are really good with pads instead of joysticks, but arcade buttons are always superior to pad buttons on fighting games

But there's no way in the world you can hold the left side only, you'd be playing on an angle

>> No.348840
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>> No.348841

>>348751

Those are in Japanese arcades all the time. It's just so two people can play on the same arcade screen. Nothing special.

>> No.348849
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>> No.348871

>>348546
This LOOKS weird, but it was actually 900% better than the stock Atari joystick. Also, dat built-in paddle.

>> No.348873

>>348849
how these things even worked anyway? it was just plastic on plastic

>> No.348876

>>348687
People with one hand.
I rememebr something like that was advertised for RPG players back in the days when RPGs could usually be relied upon to not be action games with numbers.

>> No.348881

>>348636
This one's not so bad. I had one. you hold the pad in your elft hand and thumb directionals, but the other part is meant to be used liek arcade buttons.

>> No.348883

>>348849

I saw this controller on AVGN. It actually looks pretty cool and for some reason works pretty well. There's no buttons because you're supposed to wave your hands over certain parts sorta like a theremin

>> No.348884
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>> No.348887

>>348685
It's actually for FPS games, like perfect dark.

That being said, it's not a good idea.

>> No.348895

>>348714
I have two of those.

>> No.348903
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>> No.348904

>>348884
>Didn't like NESMAX
pleb

>> No.348907

>>348734
Is that a toilet seat with buttons?

>> No.348917

>>348903
what the fuck is this

>> No.348920

>>348907
at first I thought it was a neck pillow

>> No.348926
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348926

>>348734

what the fuck is it supposed to double as a neck pillow

>> No.348927

>>348734
is this supposed to be used by a goddamn horse?

>> No.348930
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>> No.348932

>>348895
i have 1 and it's more than enough

>> No.348948
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348948

>>348930

>> No.348954

>>348948
that was made for people who lost an arm in war and still want to play halo

>> No.348958
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348958

>>348948
>that hand

>> No.348967
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348967

>>348705
>>348714

I have both of those
HOLY FUCKING DICKS
they really do suck
oh my god
the shape is bad, the black one is just plain unweildly, and the buttons on the wing-grip one blow cocks.
I've got 2 wing grips, and 2 of the black ones (one of them is green)

then I've got 3 of pic related's (red, purple, and blue), and they are actually pretty good. In my opinion, the rubberized thumb stick put them miles ahead of the original controllers, and the buttons were actually pretty good. Most of the time though, I prefer my good ol' first-controller-i-ever-had. It just feels the best in my hand, has an abnormally loose thumb stick compared to my other 5-someodd original controllers, and it has gunk and grime in all the crevices that show how much I loved it.

>> No.348968

>>348948
I could have used something like that when I shattered just about every bone in my one hand.

>> No.348989
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348989

>>348930

>> No.348991
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348991

>>348930
>Playstation
>A and B buttons

I can't even tell what's stamped on the red buttons... is it 1 and 2?

>> No.349008

>>348991
Yes (I and II) and they're analog.
The other unfortunate thing about that controller is the name: NegCon.

>> No.349010

>>348991
Yeah, I think it's I and II.

>> No.349015
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>> No.349019

>>349008
It looks like it's supposed to be an O.

>> No.349034

>>348989
that would be perfect for shooters

>> No.349051

>>348930
What's with the twisting motion, on that controller?

Also, isn't the next PS or X-Box going to have that same sort of thing?

>> No.349074
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349074

>>348917
Console cousin of the space orb, which jad a cult following.

>> No.349081

>>349051
>What's with the twisting motion, on that controller?

It's meant for racing games. Twisting it would control the accelerator; the more you turned it, the faster you would go. It sounds clumsy but offered amazing accuracy when it came to fine-tuning controlling how fast you were going.

>> No.349085

>>349074
how the fuck do you play with those things?

Squeezing it?

>> No.349091

>>349074
I imagine that thing breating in and out.

>> No.349106

>>349081
Incorrect. Twisting was like steering, the accelerator was the analog button. Ridge Racer games supported analog controllers and some steering wheels.

>> No.349113

Are there any good Genesis/Megadrive controllers with a good thumbstick instead of a D-pad?

Are there any that exist that are even of questionable quality?

>> No.349124

>>349106
Wait, was that it? It's been easily 13+ years since I've played with one, but I remember using it and thinking "Man, this beats the fuck out of a regular controller when to comes to racing"

>> No.349158
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349158

>>349085
You don't have to play with it, it's good for cad.

I dunno, I never even used a joystick with a twist axis. Well, I did, but it was a wingman extreme 3d and I returned it right after trying it.

You pull or twist it in some sort of huge number of ways.

That's nothing. This is what you should be fazed by.

>> No.349164

>>349074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG7USiYY53c

>> No.349168

>>349051
That was a remote made by Namco for ridge racer. The twist is the steering wheel.

>> No.349171

>>349158
and what is that?

>> No.349194
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349194

The logitech wingman warrior.

The spinner was used as your 360 in early FPS games like Doom, Descent, Hexen. Aim via stick.

>> No.349227

>>349183
I have that. My brother bought it and never played it and just gave it to me. A few of the LEDs burnt out but I replaced them. Weird, it's the only LEDs on anything I've owned that have burnt out. The game is fun, but I've never gotten past level 5 or so.

>> No.349234

>>349183
but that is a good controller

>> No.349240
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349240

This is not the console, just a controller.

>> No.349242

>>348673
i wanted one of those so bad

>> No.349249

>>348710
Funny enough,I totally had that shirt until I got a girlfriend and she saw it and literally shouted "NO" and threw it out of the closet, calling it a "Cardinal sin!"

>> No.349253

>>348751
...and then there is this guy.
10-1 odds this kid has never EVER set foot in an arcade.

>> No.349254

>>349249
What did she do to your Smash Mouth cds?

>> No.349258

>>349183
Think that'll work with Wing Commander?

>> No.349280

>>349015
You are an idiot.

>> No.349290

>>348772
In all honesty, the GCN version wasn't terrible.

It was awkward, but it worked.

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>> No.349297
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>> No.349325

>>349297
Hey, fuck you. This thing is awesome. Perfect for shmups.

>> No.349326

>>349254
It was blink 182, and she got rid of them.

DON'T JUDGE ME.

>> No.349327

>>348827
>We're talking like a foot between hands.

No we're not. It's like 3 inches. Do you often overestimate the length of things?

>> No.349328

>>349309
Kettle, Black. Circle Jerk.

>> No.349339

>>349253
100:1 that you have never been to Japan, the only place those are available.

>> No.349352
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349352

>>349158

That shit doesn't look that bad for some games, but probably hellish for a FPS

>> No.349357

>>348734
Is that a marital aid?

>> No.349383

>>349352
Are those still available? I haven't been getting nearly enough frags recently.

>> No.349396

>>349352
how the fuck do you play with this?

shake it till you get a frag?

>> No.349421

>>349309
I would consider someone posting a console in a terrible controller thread absolutely worthless. I can see you are upset that you got called out on your retardedness. Do some research and shit like that wont happen.

>> No.349427
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>> No.349429

>>349339
Its clearly based off of candy cab arcade style controls. Going to ANY arcade, you should see a two player game with controls set up just like that. The only way someone would think this is "for conjoined twins" is if they have never set foot in an arcade, japanese or not.

It would be like me posting a double xarcade and saying the same thing.

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>> No.349482
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>> No.349489

>>349456
clean that shit, anon

>> No.349549

>>349456
I saw one of these for sale for like 10 bucks, with the Namco arcade stick for the playstation too, I got the arcade stick, but never got this... massive regret.

>> No.349634

>>349183
>>349227
The legend, the myth says, that if you finish that game, you can automatically enter the USA army for research purposes on some kind of mecha and stuff. That is the legend, the myth.

>> No.349643

>>349240
had that i think. great for a football game

>> No.349664

>>349634
I've actually heard that before, I beat the game, but I never got contacted :c

>> No.349705

>>349664
you were too late,

>> No.349716

>>348786
>3ds.interchangeable dpad

Why the fuck didn't this stay? the Dpad on first model 3ds's are fucking impossible to move.
Also, dat early DS phat

>> No.349749

>>349716
impossible to use*

>> No.349791

>>349008
>The other unfortunate thing about that controller is the name: NegCon.

comes from the word nejiru, "to twist."

>> No.349803

>>349456
You could still replicate that today, say, with a pair of cheap joysticks.

>> No.349812

>>349803
whoops, meant that for >>349549

>> No.349834

>>349791
Yeah, I know.
Still doesn't make it any easier when you work in the game store in the ghetto mall.

>> No.349864

>>348876
>when RPGs could usually be relied upon to not be action games with numbers.
>what is Final Fantasy Adventure?

>> No.349878

>>349864
>what is SNES

>> No.349895

>>349878
A miserable little pile of pixels.

>> No.349913
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>> No.349937

>>349913
That thing was great. Made it possible to fap and JRPG at the same time.

>> No.350028

>>348668
I'm a huge fan of DBZ. I need one right now.

>> No.350035

>>349878
Secret of Mana, Secret of Evermore...

>> No.350059

>>350035
Those are action RPGs. Shit like Wizardry and Dragon Quest could be played with one hand. Until you get to that one part in FF6. You know the one.

>> No.350065

>>350059
Super Mario RPG also required both hands.

>> No.350086

>>350065
Fuck that isometric view. Having to jump on tiny ass platforms diagonally was a pain.

>> No.350149

>>348745
I've always wondered why some company doesn't make a controller like that except in the shape of a normal controller...

Would solve all the fuss over where to put analog sticks and the face buttons.

>> No.350174

>>350149
It would either be absurdly expensive or, more likely, flimsy to the point of being useless. Possibly both.

>> No.350218

>>349383
>>349396

My guess:

>WASD and mouse buttons mapped to buttons
>Mouse movement controlled by twisting and pushing on the thing you hold
>Tilting it back and forward points you up and down, twisting it turns you left and right, etc.

The only time I ever see that being fun is in a game where your character sits down and operates a turret or something.

>> No.350247

Outside of arcade emulation, fighting games and flight simulators, do people still use joysticks? Because I was just thinking that I haven't seen anyone own a joystick that didn't play one of those genres.

>> No.350270

>>350247
That's like asking if anyone uses a racing wheel for anything other than racing games.
I actually did use a Logitech Wingman to play NES emulator when I was young, though. Even though it was retarded, it was still kind of fun.

>> No.350397

>>350247
I tried playing Dokapon Kingdom with an arcade stick once.
It didn't make the game any less rage-inducing.

>> No.350523
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Man, this reminds me of the good old days when my Atari controller broke, instead of getting a new one I said fuck it and took direct control.

>> No.350559

>>350523
What did you do.

>> No.350590

>>350559
Touched the other wires to the black one. Had it all mapped out. Could not play most of anything that didn't require fine motor skills, but it was alright for Minigolf.

Also, my father's friend made a wicket controller out of spare parts lying around the house, gave it to me before emigrating to America. Would post a pic but it's with the console and that is lost somewhere in the garage.

>> No.350616

>>350523
It's a serial port controller, any of them will work (except those ZX spectrum ones)

>> No.350618

>>350523
Reminds me of the older brother of a kid I knew, he bought some old switches and built his own joystick out of wood. Fucker's probably at NASA now.

>> No.350692

>>349124
It makes sense when you look at it and imagine yourself moving a bike/motorcycle/seadoo

>> No.351042

>>348704
i have one! got it for like, 15 bucks at gamestop because they were trying to get rid of it!

>> No.351074

>>348903
stealing directv with a playstation controller?

>> No.351076

>>350247
I actually tried using some old flight stick I found at a Goodwill for most of what I had. I actually fond it somewhat useful for FPS as long as it isn't aiming. Use the joystick for movement and weapon switching, along with other stuff like sprinting, and the mouse for aiming. It felt like I was in an electric wheelchair or something.

The most interesting application of it I tried was DMC4, where playing with one hand was pretty cuhrazy. There were enough buttons on the thing for any average game, really.

Unfortunately it wore down and now for some reason it's off-centered to the right. It was already probably 10 years old by the time I bought it. Sucks.

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351120

>>348706
This shouldve been the standard design...not that scraggly analog-in-the-middle mess.

>> No.351138

>>351120
Looks like a wanabe playstation controller.

>> No.351142

>>351138
Well the PS1 pad allows analog and dpad use without moving a hand.

>> No.351151

>>348602
yyyyyyyeap... and then again it's not that efficient.

>> No.351168

>>348636
I think you're confused, this one was awesome for fighting games.

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351214

>>350218
So something like this perhaps?

>> No.351263

>>349158
I think that could be used for space sims pretty well. Just assume you're piloting an alien ship.

>> No.351304

>>348691
in fairness, that is a full keyboard

>> No.351312

>>349008
>NegCon

Negro Complex?

>> No.351358

>>349716
Speaking of shitty buttons on the 3DS, is it normal for the L and R triggers to shit the bed? My warranty expired about a year ago.

>> No.351442

>>351214
aw shiet, I remember this game.
>dat rumble power

I miss arcades

>> No.352026

>>343420
Ok, my local retro game store had one of these forever. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GIANT SPACE IN THE MIDDLE FOR GOD DAMN

>> No.352051

>>352026
>>348404

>> No.352064

how lewd

>> No.352074
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>> No.352090
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>> No.352102
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>> No.352169
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352169

Seriously now.

>> No.352208

>>352102
controller for a Da Vinci Code game? w/ the puzzle box?

>> No.352237

>>343985
10/10, would buy without console

Than again, I'm a DQ fan

>> No.352271

>>348572
That just looks........all fucking kinds of uncomfortable.......

>> No.352313
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352313

I remember seeing this in Gamefan or Tips & Tricks ages ago.
I'm still kinda curious about how it handles.

>> No.352317

>>352237
I love Dairy Queen to!

>> No.352340

>>352102
Is that a fucking cryptex?

>> No.352345

>>343985

I beat somebody at third strike using one of these once. With a raging demon.

>> No.352353

>>351358
Yeah, that happened to mine and my sister's, though I don't play any games that really need them.

>> No.352369
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352369

>>352313
It comes with herbal tea packets

>> No.352381

>>352369
to go with the slow slow RE movement ...

>> No.352958

>>349295
FATHER, GIVE ME LEGS

>> No.353148

>>349745
Look, I love the Nintendo 64, but the controller was AWFUL, the layout was weird as fuck, the grip was strange, the stick wasn't only brittle, it's stupid fucking ridges would grind my thumb raw.
It's a fucking retarded controller, but I didn't care, I LOVED the games, I played Goldeneye and Super Mario so fucking much.

>> No.353169
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>>351203

>> No.353221

>>343985
those are fucking comfy dude do not hate, I want one bad

>> No.353251

>>348685

Attach that to the end of a pole, and you've got yourself a fucking weapon.

Hell, you could use it as a grappling hook!

>> No.353273

>>353169
>I've been in your mom.jpg

>> No.353281

>>348685
That's basically the inspiration for the Gamecube controller

>> No.353521
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353521

>>351214
mah nigga

>> No.353649

I never had much cheap third-party stuff, but I did make redneck alterations to things I had.

>lengthening controller cords by cutting the cords from other controllers and tediously splicing them in to the one I wanted to make longer

>bolting an old winch to my entertainment center and fastening the long controller cords around the spool (so I could easily clean up and get the cord and controller out of the way after playing by simply turning the crank)

>Sidewinder Joystick moved around too much on my stick when I used it, so I drilled holes on my desk, put bolts in the bottom of the joystick case, and secured the joystick to the desk

>> No.353773

>>353649
>lengthening cord controllers

This worked for me exactly 1 time.

>> No.353847

>>351120
I have just the regular Super Pad 64. It is the easiest to use after use newer controls.

>> No.353914

>>352313
>two R1 buttons
>no Square

>> No.353939

>>349215
It look... interesting.

>> No.353954
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353954

>>353169
>not the alien 3 joystick
why you so pleb?

>> No.353986

>>348786
Why is it called the panasonic CD-I gamepad? That thing came with my panadonic 3DO brand new in the box.

>> No.354404
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>>343131

>> No.354686
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354686

>>353649
>drilled holes on my desk, put bolts in the bottom of the joystick case, and secured the joystick to the desk
That's actually a pretty sweet idea. I get rough as fuck with mine and it always jerks around.

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354716

>>354686
>jerks around

>> No.354739
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354739

>>354686
>joystick
>I get rough as fuck with mine and it always jerks around.

>> No.354742

>>348685
Was created for Ep 1 : Podracer, 2 wires are because 2 controllers had to be plugged in and you control each side with 1 hand like the arcade version.

>> No.354765

>>348751
If this is for dreamcast that is fucking badass!

>> No.354880

>>348751

You've missed the point of this thread: you're supposed to post weird, shitty ones. Not awesome ones you can use to play fighting games arcade-style with your bros.

>> No.355007

>>348734
I remember playing around with that at a radioshack one time. You could use the dpad as a mouse.

>> No.355090

>>354686
>1990s
>Have a dim friend growing up
>Go to visit him
>He's grounded
>Ask why
>In the middle of night he dumped a huge mess of power workshop adhesives on his dad's computer desk then put the base of a joystick on it so it would stay still

>> No.355156
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>> No.355178
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>> No.355187
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>> No.355217
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355217

Is a diaper?
An empanada?

No, it's a game adaptor.

>> No.355239
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>> No.355291

Fun fact: Havent read the entire thread but Im willing to bet that Im the only person in the universe that liked the Atari Jaguar controller.

>> No.355301
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355301

I was looking through a late 90's edition of EGM, that I had found in storage not long ago, and I found a picture of the PS3 boomerang concept controller. Maybe sony had made the concept controller way back then, and they were thinking about actually releasing it with the PS3?

inb4 /v/ is that way...I know.

I've been thinking about spending the large amount of money and actually buying one or two Horipad's for the N64.

>> No.355318

>>355187
That actually looks sort of cool with the screen and all.

>>355156
That's used in conjunction with a NTT DATA modem that plugged in to the Super Famicom while a specific cartridge was in the machine. It was used for placing real bets on real-life horse derbies from your home.

>> No.355362

>>352313
>a game with such bad controls there is a controller specially made for it.

>> No.355367

>>355239
All jokes aside, I wouldn't mind a one handed controller. Preferably one where I could use either hand with it.

>> No.355378
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355378

>>355178
>coconuts
I had this crap

>> No.355396

>>355378
I bought one of those recently, just because it's so strange.

>> No.355436

>>348714
These are shit.

I bought a couple for 99c at Toys R Us when the Dreamcast stuff was being liquidated. I still feel ripped off.

>> No.355569

>>348714

It really says something when you manage to make any already subpar and strange controller even worse.

>> No.355570

>>351120
Yeah this hands down the best controller for the N64

>> No.355592
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355592

>>343160

its about to give birth to a gamecube controller

>> No.355663

>>351120
I dunno about this, the head of the analogue stick isn't great and the fact the whole controller is wonky slighty gets to me muh autism

but it's probably better than the original anyway

>> No.355810

>>348609
This could be great if the button placement wasn't so GOD-AWFUL

>> No.355891

>>352317
We should make babies

From oddly-shaped controllers

>> No.356065
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356065

>>355217

>> No.356441

>>356065

That's neat, I like that.

>> No.356519
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356519

>>343131
Thanks, bro.

>> No.356678

>>348727
This looks retarded but is actually really good. I know someone who uses one of these for fighting games, and he's a top player in the Virtua Fighter scene.

It's basically for pad players who don't want to learn stick but don't want to put up with shitty pad buttons when sanwas are 100x superior.

>> No.356760
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>> No.356791

>>349327
Yeah like his dick size.

>> No.356867
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356867

>>356760
absolutely disgusting.

>> No.356923
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356923

>every controller in this thread

>> No.357310
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357310

>>355156
>>355318
>Yo dawg, I herd you like horse racing, so I put a betting booth in your Super Famicom so you can place bets while you watch the races from home.

>> No.357382
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357382

I apologize if this thread is strictly for crap controllers but it was on the first page so...

Anyone here used one of these? I've been on the hunt for a decent controller for use with various emulators, thought this looked really good, especially for N64.

>> No.357980

>>357382
bump for possible answers???!

>> No.358007

>>352090
Nice Weapon X cosplay

>> No.359057
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>> No.359697

>>356760
I actually really liked that controller until it came down with Mad Catz syndrome. I swear out of the millions of controllers they produced, I think I own the only one that miraculously still works.

>> No.359717

>>357382
It's got occasional analog ghosting, but for me, it's the best 360 controller I've ever used, ESPECIALLY for shmups and fighters. Works just fine with the PC. Excellent dpad, and the LB/RB are mirrored on the face buttons.

>> No.359731

>>359697
I've got one still in the blister pack, a sort of Schrodinger's controller that is in all possible states of operation until you open it up and try to use it. Does that count?

>> No.359749

>>359057
I have one of these.
That Finding Nemo game is the shit.

>> No.359890
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359890

>>352074

>> No.360019
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360019

I gave one of my buddies a steering wheel controller to play goldeneye multiplayer once.

God he was pissed until broke it to him that I had another standard controller, shit was hilarious.

Here's a pic of it. Of course everybody wanted it for the racing games.

>> No.360170
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360170

>>353954
>penis on the box
Okay, I know Giger's work tends to be phallic, but that's just ridiculous.

>> No.360208

>>360170
That's a hip-bone.
Tell me aboutz your muzzer.

>> No.360283
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360283

>>350149
Valve patented exactly what you just described.

>> No.360302

>>360283
>>348745
Do want, I'm not a fan of remapping controls into a different layout when emulating.

>> No.360310

>>360019
I once played Gran Turismo 3 with a DDR mat.

>> No.360332
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360332

>>360283
an ambidextrous controller?

>> No.360334

>>360310
I once played SotN with a DDR mat.

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360348

>>355592
Where's the down key?

>> No.360354

>>352026
It's a food-tray/cup-holder, obviously.

>> No.360403

>>349295
H-How...

>> No.360428

>>343131

Jesus Christ does that thing have a tumor?

>> No.360437

>>360348
He's playing Pyro on TF2.

>> No.360490

>>359890
I totally don't understand the logic behind the layout.

>> No.360506

>>360490

It was made for mentally retarded people.....or something.

>> No.360540
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>> No.360547

>>360540

Using that could be one hell of a workout.

>> No.360551
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360551

Damn I want one of this giant controller, to rapid punch like segata right here.

>> No.360578
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360578

>>360547
Indeed.

>> No.360595

>>348609
Favorite console controller of all time. When that thing came out for Xbox it made Halo multiplayer a walk in the park being able to jump, aim, melee, etc all at once whenever needed without having to move your thumbs.

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>> No.360639
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>> No.360650

>>360637
yo i need this

>> No.360653

>>359717
big ups, thanks for the reply!

>> No.360680

>>360490
It's so one-armed people can type faster.

>> No.360708

>>360637
lol, play with it's nipples :3

>> No.360713

>>360708
more with it's testicles.

>> No.360837

>>349913
Still use it, can hold my wife while she sleeps and still play.

>> No.361548

>>360639

>people actually feel "badass" wielding shitty peripherals like this

>> No.364523

>>361548

i don't have one of those, but if i did, it would just be for display, i think it is it's main purpose

>> No.364595

>>360283
>trackball on a controller

I want this.

>> No.364625

>>360637
With better placed buttons a spherical controller would be pretty cool

>> No.366110

>>356519
itsnotveryeffective.png

>> No.366154
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366154

This thing is actually awesome

>> No.366180

>>364595
madcatz already did it.

>> No.368324

>>360637
does anyone know where one could find a replacement cable for this controller?

>> No.368367

>>368324
build your own

>> No.368419

>>368367
I hope that isn't my only option because I've never done that.

>> No.368431

>>368419
It's just copper wire, not primacord.

>> No.368449

>>368419
it's not that hard, really. get a donor controller for the cable and just solder the cables to the pins in the controller, i don't have the pinout so i can't tell you which cable goes where, but i'm pretty sure you can find it online

>> No.368453

>>368449
or buy another controller and use the cable on yours and the other controller as decoration

>> No.368460

>>368453
>>368449
Yeah, I'm probably just gonna keep it up on the shelf. It looks nice there, anyways.

>> No.368527

>>368460
i've seen a used one for 20 bucks at consolegadgets

>> No.368540

>>368527
sorry, that one is new

>> No.368742

>>351120
>>348706
fucking Madcatz

>> No.368761
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368761

>>368742
That was interact.

>> No.368764

>>349427
It's actually really comfortable if you hold the D-pad side

Unfortunately there were very few 2D games on N64

>> No.368774

>>355301
It's good because if you throw your controller in rage, it would come right back to you.

>> No.369080

>>368761
that looks like an RC car

>> No.371523

>>349456
>hands on the joysticks
>face on the buttons
brilliant

>> No.371593

>>359890
It's a joke at the user's expense
It represents you (u) being alone and isolated

>> No.372073

is anyone else saving the pics of the controllers just because?

in all honesty, i wouldn't mind having all of them just for pure obcessive compulsive-ness