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3420352 No.3420352 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Can we have another thread for arcade flyers and magazine ads? The cheesier the better.

>> No.3420524

Bump for interest.

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>> No.3420593

that astronaut is going to bang her so hard if you win.

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>> No.3421374

What the fuck is mom actually doing?

>> No.3421413 [DELETED] 


> 2016, we can't even have cartoon graphics this revealing without a Twitter outbreak

>> No.3421415


Saying that despite how big she can open her mouth, her hunk husband is still more interested in a kids game.

It's that fucking good.

>> No.3421490


Knife-murdering hundreds of Russians is more satisfying than a blowjob. It's science.

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>> No.3421683


> 2016, people say you need vr at 4k resolution with 120hz to be immersed

Damn we spoiled as fuck these days.

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>> No.3422140

This one makes it look like the boss on screen is his dick and he's controlling the game like it was virtual reality.

>> No.3422146

This is what happens when you get an autist to design a game advertisement.

>> No.3422148


Worse graphics are actually much more immersive.
From the get-go, you're already in "imagination mode", kind of like when you're reading a book.
Things on the screen are stand ins for what you know they're supposed to be, and your imagination does the rest.

With today's photorealistic graphics, any time something fantastic appears it actually takes you out of it because of the realism clashing with how you 'know' such a thing can't really exist.

>> No.3422176

But books aren't more immersive than movies or tv, not to me anyway. I agree about kids today but let's not exaggerate.

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>> No.3422545

Wow, what a butter face.

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There is actually a pretty cool tumblr blog that collects scans of ads and articles in old game magazines.

>inb4 tumblr

>> No.3422718 [DELETED] 

Keep in mind that some of the racier ones were in adult magazines, in which people still don't give two shits about to the point that Playboy went non-nude. If you ran the racier ads in the way they ran them back then, they would become memes on 4chan at the very most.

>> No.3422727 [DELETED] 

>caring about twitter wars

Aren't we on /vr/? I think we lost the R somewhere.

>> No.3422735

Congratulating herself on her excellent taste in wallpaper.

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>> No.3422821 [DELETED] 

Some of the borderline ads were in pretty mainstream magazines.

I remember seeing this >>3420592 in EGM or another magazine on that same tier.

I believe I saw this >>3422506 in Omni, although one of the co-founders of that also founded Penthouse.

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Oh hey, it's Char.

>> No.3423086

>But books aren't more immersive than movies or tv, not to me anyway.

i suspect you would found that this is generally the opposite.

perhaps you were forced to read the kids fiction in literature class in school and never read some high fantasy by yourself as an adult, lord of the rings films are shit compared to any half baked book inspired or not in tolkiens work

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>> No.3423197


You can tease all you want, but I bet that guy got payed pretty well for designing that ad.

>> No.3423205

Still wondering why they fence in space when you can just use guns and space cqc.

>> No.3423225

>fight in each others big ass robots
>both proceed to neutralize each other's robot
>get out and take gun
>shoot each other until out of bullets
>during the fight, end up in a room that used to belong to an officer
>happens to have swords in it

It's not like we saw the whole fight between these two, so it's not so weird to see that they still fought with swords when they didn't have anything else left.

>> No.3423284

I wish every indie game developer was forced to make a monochrome sprite game before they make their shitty "retro" sprites that look like garbage, just so they can understand the concept of shading.

>> No.3423341 [DELETED] 

You're a fucking idiot.

>> No.3423448


Everyone is different, some people are more visual.

I tend to agree books immerse me more. I don't agree Lord of the rings books were good, that shit was boring as fuck. I don't need to read 5 pages about a fucking tree. You can just write 'it was a big tree' I get the idea.

I guess in general I don't care about description of stuff my interest is in plot and dialogue.

>> No.3423458


I wish indie devs were forced to make games that look good

This whole retro meme has to die. It wasn't something people wanted to do, it was something they had to do.

If they want to be retro make a SNES or nes game and ship it with a emulator.

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>> No.3423602

The ghostbusters plug is hilarious but the best part is the spelling mistakes

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>the game players game from GamePlan

>> No.3423768

Back when the punk rock look was punk rock. Nowadays every tumblr landwhale has colored hair, piercings and mohawks. What went wrong?

>> No.3423787

That old woman is hot body wise.

>> No.3423818

I'm surprised amuro became a fencer for an episode. I'm just guessing it's newtype BS.

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>> No.3426275

i enjoyed cyber-lip more than any metal slug

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TL note: POMO means BOSS.

>> No.3426332

This one always make me laugh.

>> No.3426373

Ancient Pokemon?

>> No.3426389

In 0 G footwork gets pretty useless and the spatial awareness Amuro had got the best of Char.
I'm also pretty sure Char wasn't training fencing everyday so it's not like he's a world class fencer.

>> No.3426404

Yeah the green dude was drawn to be paired with a HAHA FAGGOT caption.

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Select all images with Bananas

>> No.3426489

I live in a country where Arcade Machines are rated collectively 18+ and have to be put in backrooms that can't be entered by minors. That's how politics effectively made the entire arcade format unsustainable here.

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>> No.3426940

I hope you never have to read Mishima, with an attitude like that.
Out of curiosity, you ever read any Vonnegut?

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>> No.3427046

This is beyond fucking hilarious.

>> No.3427053

This has to be a shoop right?

>> No.3427065

Correct totally a shop the game actually released on April 27 2000

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yes that's correct a shoop goyim

>> No.3427103

There is literally no excuse for bad sprites. Shit (Not retro but relevant to this line of conversation) Shovel Knight has awesome sprites where as AFTER NINE YEARS Pokemon Uranium's sprites look like fucking dogshit. You would think if you took nine years to make up all this shit and do all this work your pokemon sprites would look somewhat like pokemon sprites and not really bad fan jobs.

>> No.3427107

I fucking love Virtual On. I wish I had the cabinet for that game

>> No.3427241

I can actually remember this ad from FHM magazine. Fapped.

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>> No.3427281


Never have read Mishima.

Yep I like Vonnegut. That's good shit. I mean I'm not against a little description, just some authors write shit like i have never seen grass or a rock before.

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I'm going to dump some Johnny Turbo in here

Sadly I can't find the previous 2 in full size, so the 3rd one will have to do

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And I'll end off with showing the IRL John

>> No.3427480


The thumbnail made me think it was a pizza.

>> No.3428407
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Remember seeing this in EGM.

>> No.3429195

6th gen mag ads are pretty weird

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>> No.3429386

What's with the code? I always see that in Saturn ads

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I wonder who owns this number now.

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>the game players game from gameplan inc

what did they mean by this

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>> No.3431635

I want to fuck that viper.

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Why is this the German flyer for this game?

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>> No.3432729

Trying to be unique when you're identical to all your peers.

>> No.3432740

I didn't know Finland had the Spectrum.

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>> No.3432751

I remember these always being the bitch boys of computer game development, their shit always felt so ripoffy.

>> No.3433856
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In the 80's, almost all of Premier's pinball tables were cheesy knockoffs of popular movies.

>> No.3434502

Proto-date sim game?

>> No.3434508

expensive console as fuck.

>> No.3434976

Titus published the game in the west, they didn't develop it.

They also published a few other Japanese developed games. And Incredible Crisis is a legendary game

>> No.3436225
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Technically a review

>> No.3436234 [DELETED] 

take your sjw obsession back to redd|t.

>> No.3436286


you just did that on purpose, didn't you

>> No.3436336

This type of advertising strategy got outlawed over a McD vs BK row, if I remember well?

Funny to imagine Sony releasing an ad with something along the lines of "Xbox is shit, we are much better, buy us instead"

>> No.3437060

>worst feature: the small screen
As opposed to, like, every other Game Gear game I guess?

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>> No.3438648 [DELETED] 

Don't give him attention.

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>> No.3439394 [DELETED] 

Well he is right.

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>> No.3439445


This was the whole point; they were going to sit there and duke it out with whatever the fuck they had left until they both died in A Baoa Qu's explosion because they couldn't get over their collective shit, and both had more important matters to attend to. IT'S DEEP AND SHIT

Still mad that Char's forehead scar got retconned, though.

>> No.3439449

underrated game
underrated post

>> No.3439454

shits hardcore

>> No.3439479


10/10 game

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>No spaceships or bouncing monkeys.

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I might pay more to see less.

>> No.3443001

>4D graphics

>> No.3443569

I forgot that one commercial for the NES multicart that boasted "3D graphics" and "Graphics so real, they're scary!" with the game characters turning into shitty CG jumping out of the television and surprising children. I remember it was one of those carts with a ton of bootlegs by AVS and Color Dreams or something.

>> No.3443746


He looks like Christian Bale in American Psycho

>> No.3444101

Cyber Lip to Be Square

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[screams realistically]

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>> No.3444580

>Abbbb, yea.

>> No.3444812


Wtf is computer space?

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>I've made a huge mistake.png
Someone has a bigger res for this one?
It's hilarious.

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>> No.3445361

The address in the ad is now a Tesla dealership.

>> No.3445590

Universal almost sue them for Copyright stuff.

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>> No.3445670

I want one of these. Bad.

>> No.3446595

oh my god

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these must be banned in order to set us back on the right timeline

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bet she snorted a line off the gas can in that one

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>> No.3446653


In the past, they marketed directly to adults. Since millennials aren't adults, they no longer market to adults.

Nice feet.

What in god's fuck is this? Even her feet are ugly.

Love this one.

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oh sweet jesus dont point it out

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love mecha flyers

>> No.3447969

I miss T & A in my game ads.

>> No.3447976

>durr millenials
>likes footshit

Why am I not surprised.

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>> No.3448005

Too bad that version was cancelled.

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Was there a prototype?

>> No.3448039

I think either a prototype or source code was eventually leaked, but I'm not sure.

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Athena looks kind of like Kate Bush.

>> No.3448230

I wonder if Ice Cube likes all the japanese weeb games for saturn.

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This ad is from 1988 and the game is still around. I wonder who's still playing it.


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>> No.3448271

thats an extreme dick

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>explicitly telling people you'd need to play the game 100 times to make it worth your money
>plus they're US Gold games and they're more likely than not to be shit

>> No.3448310

This is what Psycho Pigs actually looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_hTgUdm50

>> No.3448317
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Forgot the image

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Yeah, it looks like they put a baby's head on a very muscular body.

>> No.3448334

Posted some in the wrong thread.


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>> No.3448457

somebody was paid to write that copy

>> No.3448458

huh didnt know crapcom published this.

>> No.3448467
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like madden

>> No.3448987

Kek, what do millennials and footfags have in common?

>> No.3449285

You seem to have missed the point of that post entirely.

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gallforce ad for msx

>> No.3449679

Shit! Thats one qt rabby plastic model!

>> No.3449693
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Detailed as fuck too. Wish I could find the short manga ad its from.

>> No.3449737

Yeah, that comic looks pretty nice too.
Too bad we'll probably never see such model for sale.

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>> No.3450856

I seen this ad before, but I didn't realized it was Gall Force-themed. It's the same MSX model that appears in the end of MGSV.

>> No.3451687

>tfw I fapped over this ad when I was a teen

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>> No.3452252

All these great ads.
>tfw console gaming, video game advertisements all reached their peak before SJWs took over the industry

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>official virtual boy guidebook 1

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>> No.3453534


Fapping as hard as I can.

>> No.3453776

I'm pretty sure that's a man in drag.

>> No.3453973
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>The ad goes to print today, what do you mean you didn't finish the art?

>> No.3453991

Marliece Andrada, US Playmate 10/1996

>> No.3454058
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>> No.3454085 [DELETED] 

More like
>this ad goes to print today
>gets recalled

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>> No.3454643

Another thing was people eventually hating silly ads that had next to nothing to do with what they were advertising, and the whole stigma against them being "Too silly" and "Shit". Now all game ads have to be generic and not too far off from movie ads/posters, where it's essentially just the box art with company logos, and platform logos slapped on. Now nothing ever seems to really reach out and grabs peoples' attention, it's just "I like this series, I'll buy the new installment"

>> No.3455394

Is this a decent game? Reminds me of Dragons Lair, or Thayers Quest.

>> No.3455408

>no comparison with SNES

>> No.3455418

I think SNES hadn't been released in the west yet when that ad came out.

>> No.3455707

you do know he's trying to derail the thread into /pol/ garbage, right?

>> No.3455850

Trying so hard to look punk, just look like kids putting on a mish-mash of their parent's clothes in several layers. If it wasn't for the mohawk no-one could tell this was supposed to be punk.

Vid related, what that clothing style reminds me of:

>> No.3456124

I bet that game is fucking trash, but that cabinet is so goddamn good.

>> No.3456137

Can't have it anymore, that would be depicting an unrealistic body type, and we all know that makes fat girls sad and we can't have sad fat girls in modern gaming.

>> No.3456219

report and ignore

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>> No.3456678

Henry Darger was born too soon, he could have had a lucrative career in marketing.

>> No.3456996

>Everyone who complains about Political correctness and SJWs is a /pol/ derailer
No one likes Political correctness and SJWs buddy, it's not just Infowars circlejerkers and neo nazis who hate them.

>> No.3457013

It`s not just Mishima; japanese literature is overly descriptive in general.

>> No.3457110

solid ass game with the snes or sega mutlitap.

Many many fun nights

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>I wonder who owns this number now.

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it's like dragon's lair. It had some neat features for the time like on screen prompts and whatnot which makes it worth a play if you like shit like Time Gal. It also has barely fucking anything to do with Don Quixote sadly.

Fuck even Cliff Hanger was better since it was basically Lupin episodes stitched together into some... thing.

>> No.3457598

Didn't Gall Force begin as a story published alongside photos of figures arranged in scenes in a hobby magazine?

>> No.3457638

whats this from?

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Yes as Star Front Gall Force.

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these pics are from the Artmic Design Works. Here is somewhat of an AD for the famicom/msx games.

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im sure /m/ would love this.

>> No.3457837

We've seen it before but we still love it.

>> No.3457957

Man, the more I look at these model shots, the more I love them. also, nice little Megazone 23 Act 2 screenshot on the top-left of the last page.

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>tfw this was never released

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>> No.3458908


Looks cool, too bad they didn't give the name. Unless it actually is called Escape From the World of Boring Video Games.

>> No.3459648

Is that some polygon, esse?

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ITT objectively best arcade flyer of all time

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Time to check this dubs then

>> No.3460152


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>> No.3461727

>That hand
>Implying nintendo could get the actual Yawiga Kanawi

>> No.3461736


>> No.3461742

I am kinda loving the leopard print cabinet though.

>> No.3461752

That looks fun as fuck

>> No.3461758

I'm pretty sure I actually saw this one at an exhibition once.

>> No.3461762

This is my favorite.

>> No.3461768

They did not know how to market these games stateside.

>> No.3461836
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This is great. Got anymore? Or a download link to read the rest?

Went and captured this just now for the clueless anons here since I like /vr/

>> No.3461858

>japs don't know how westerners actually act
kek at it though.

>> No.3461864

You mean old canadians.

>> No.3462112


I wonder why they thought they couldn't just show what the game was about

>> No.3462136


>> No.3462471

Someone mentioned it earlier. The were trying really hard to be funny/abstract/attention grabbing.

I wouldn't be surprised if the ad guys didn't even get to play the thing.

>> No.3462490

Belle from Skies of Arcadia.

>> No.3462494
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I think they've played the games usually. It's just that some games give nothing an advertiser to work with.

>> No.3462495
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>> No.3462548

Its just one joke panel sorry.

However I didn't recognize the reference so thanks for sharing that. Need to watch Anne of Green Gables now.

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>> No.3464073

This bitch hyped as fuck!

>> No.3464075

>magical bench seat type!

>> No.3464224

go away.

>> No.3464228

Don't respond or engage the shitter.

>> No.3464252 [DELETED] 

Agree. This century is full of mentall illness.

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>> No.3465554

Sim Ant?

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>> No.3466058
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>John Carmack's about to make you his toilet

>> No.3466068

>Flush it down

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>> No.3466373

Can you give sauce for this anime for someone who is new to this? I'm curious as to what the whole story is about. Don't really care about virtual-boys tough.

>> No.3466424
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Akage no Anne, friend.

It's an anime adaptation of Anne of Green Gables.

>> No.3466503

Her forehead looks like it could deflect bullets.

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it gets smaller later on

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>> No.3468674

>Download every single game that appears to be playable under mame 0.170
>delete all clones and knock-offs, gambling games, bar machines, and other BS
>still 17GBs without CHD games
>have about 12 CHD games, they take up over 8GBs
Still gotta sort everything by era, and get the rest of the working CHD games. Might be done by Christmas.

>> No.3468720

hottest lara ever

>> No.3470387
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The one on the bottom left corner looks like a kuriboh.

>> No.3471926

Not him, but that's the worst aspect of this shitstorm we've found ourselves in. The minute you say something against political correctness, you're branded a /pol/tard. And the same goes for people who call out legitimately sexist stuff, they're immediately reduced to tumblrites.

Anyway, I still find all of the ads ITT funny as all hell. They're definitely more inventive than the current trend of cover art+release date samefaggotry. Ads used to be fun and exciting, now they're just another link in the chain of the marketing blitz.

>> No.3472950

you could fight a whole moon war between that bitch's ganked up teeth.

>> No.3472970

this one is really cool for its time.

>> No.3473043

No. Closer to a proto duolingo sort of thing for sex, with a much more crude feedback system.

>> No.3473049

>Kick butt!
Incredibly weird even by konami beat em up standards.

>> No.3473067

was Karnov supposed to be turkish?

>> No.3473081
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Might as well throw in the effective sequel.

>> No.3473087

I actually got to play this in the arcade. It's a porno or quasi porno quix game.

Sequel to pit fighter, but a beat em up.. This game was garbage, but I loved it.

But does the game have men in drag as well?

>> No.3473095

Why does she need robot bunny ears inside her dome, as well as outside?

>> No.3473114
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It was effectively a sequel to a game from a different publisher, and Americans wouldn't get the historical references.


Hilarious thing is that the sequel was set in the gulf war, the one with Bush 1., and came out, right at the end of it. Seeing Gulf War instantly turn into a game show like that really put it into perspective for me.

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>> No.3473325

vectrex-tan I love you!!!

>> No.3473336

Ice cube was into entry level Shonen jump anime, ala Dragon Ball, and kung fu stuff like Jackie Chan and Jet Lee.

>> No.3473707


I've never played to Total carnage though, mostly Smash TV. Damn I love this game, especially in 2 player mode. The only thing I'd complain about this game is the fact the 2~3 last rooms take like forever to clear, but it's okay, this game is pure action-packed fun. Gotta love the 1st course music:
If one wonder why most american PC games had meh FM soundtracks, that's because all the good musician were working for Williams, Bally and Gotlieb.

>> No.3473976


>crackhouse font
> I spent many days crashing 737s into the wtc in MFS 95 in the late 90s.

>> No.3474003


>Andrew Baran is dead.

>> No.3474909

That really is sad

I see that EGM is still going, is it still good or at least worth a subscription?

>> No.3474953

Late to the funeral but goddamn.... That really makes me sad.

One of the first egm2/expert gamer magazines I read was the SotN one, that had a shitload of awesome game reviews for the playstation in there too (ff7 I think, treasures of the deep, megaman x4). From that issue I was inspired to subscribe to them for several years until they did Game now magazine which was a piece of shit compared to their earlier years but I digress..

He seemed like a cool dude and we had similar tastes in vidya even now. I don't think I would have been near as good as a reader now if I didn't have my monthly issues of videogame magazine reading material. Their pieces on Japanese videogames, the steps on how to make an article, etc was just really neat and introspective on it all, made it seem like I was right at the table listening to Andy and his friends talk about vidya.

I know I'm probably looking at it with rose tinted glasses but I'm really saddened to hear it. There were a lot of neat editors I looked up to then that I wonder about sometimes, with magazines declining in popularity as the internet became a bigger thing

>> No.3474963

EGM folded 5-10 years ago, anon.

>> No.3475063


What I liked about the old EGM/2/expert gamer mags was the writers were gamers first and writers second. They either held records in gaming, or really knew their shit.

I listened to a podcast many years ago with some old EGM editors and they talked about having to pass a gaming test to be hired.

Nowadays its just some scrub with a degree in creative writing who sees easy money in games journalism.

But anyway, I really like old school game magazine editors. From EGM and its sub mags to OPM and PSM to Game Players. They never really steered me wrong back in my early days of gaming.

>> No.3475556

Oh... damn.

I guess the only not shit vidya publications we have are P4R and The Best Gamers now

>> No.3477898

I thought that was Puru at first

>> No.3478487

In real life, Guts wouldn't want anything to do with Lara.

>> No.3479419

Bullshit, Lara Croft was very much a pretty well known vidya sex symbol up until around the late 2000's.

>> No.3479451

Lara isn't MUH CASCA or MUH GRIFFITH. She does not matter to Guts.

>> No.3479457

Fuck, I missread your post and missread guts as "guys", my bad

>> No.3479506


>> No.3480115

In latin america is called Super Agente Cobra. One of the first mature themed anime series.

>> No.3480585
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it is her. puru is even holding haro.

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>so real-you forget its a game

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Konami had a lot of flyers in this kind of style.

>> No.3482157

I wanna FUCK those 80s girls forever.

>> No.3483262
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80s bitches are best bitches

>> No.3483267

First commercially released video game.

>> No.3483824

>arcade game

>> No.3484364

Mm mm all that yummy bush.

>> No.3484509

Guys, I'm withdrawing hard from opiates right now and this thread is so comfy. Thank you.

>> No.3485051

>withdrawing hard from opiates
You live in New Hampshire?

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>> No.3487350

The nudealities in this game amuse me... the chicks pose so stupid trying to cover up.

>> No.3487372
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is that a neo geo ad?
the dude must have been fucking loaded back then.
he's waiting on you to grab your shit and leave lady of the night.

>> No.3487375

best game on the Nintendo not counting poke crack. Or maybe Contra...

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Delicious? wtaf?

>> No.3487383

nah man my father was a clothing salesman from 70 to present day. up north that was actually somthing people wanted. perhaps the clothes wouldnt be so damn flawless and clean and the mohawk would be freshly buzzed but those colors and those fits were somthing I actually saw in my dads shop.

even big giant leather patched basketballs on the knees.
Jordache jeans with pockets big enough to fit a cereal box in...those were some wild days

>> No.3487384

camel t?

>> No.3487387
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the most violent fighting game. and there was an cabinet at the Bunny bread bakery outlet back in my hometown.

I remember being actually scared of the demo screen. the day I learned ( by my own violent youthful self) about the bloody slushy finishing move was one great day for me.

>> No.3487390
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god those Lewd feet.

fuck I thought that was coke...
subliminal as hell.

>> No.3487425

it was a pretty informative piece. too bad for such an obvious typo.

>> No.3487429
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>lewd feet
Foot people, man. I just. I don't- ... why?

Evolution: what went wrong?

>> No.3487514

Remember, as of the twin towers and spin recovery above Time's is a pilot's first you buzz the 42nd floor rudder into a power-off Square, safety and foremost concern.

>> No.3487518

Looks like it should be a urinal in a seafood restaurant.

>> No.3487859

It's rather lackluster but that plot twists still haunts me to this day.

>> No.3488119
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>no tits
damn that's a shame
supposedly its to do with the brain and a "loose wire" that confuses the bit associated wth the junk area, for the feet,
(like if strawberry candy tasted of lemons )

>> No.3488197


It's an evolutionary glitch.


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>> No.3490426

>no bra
dirty girl. the 80s were too good. society will never be as cool.

>> No.3491481 [DELETED] 

Her feet are nasty, you fucktard. >>3426984
is far better.

>> No.3492020

Mods = gods

>> No.3493347

Why the fuck isn't there a dragon ball pinball machine? Center shot could be 4 shots to get a spirit bomb. Or 6 different shots for all dragon balls. I'm pretty upset to know that there is no fuckin dragon ball pin.

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>> No.3493861

You don't think dragon ball would make for an amazing pin? Well fuck you too.

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Some authors can write description well and others can't. I love the way Steinbeck can write an entire book that's 95% just describing a street and make it fascinating. But I got similarly bored with Tolkein by the end of Lord of the Rings and found the Silmarilian unreadable. Fantasy literature in general has never interested me a ton anyways though.

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>> No.3494712

>Why the fuck isn't there a dragon ball pinball machine?
Because Japan is more into Pachinko than pinball. Hell, to my knowledge, Japan doesn't make any pinball tables currently.

>> No.3497530

I think they've also made some arcade DBZ card battle games. They might not be retro though.

>> No.3498885

I love this game. The soundtrack is great and the intro rad as fuck (dat stereo take-off SFX):

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