>>3355003
>two posts with swears on them
>AND A THIRD ONE DIRECTED AT SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME
oh fuck
saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the fire department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the UAC HQ, called The Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI, called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called The Royal Air Force, called MI6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called the NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called David Hasselhoff, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every governor of every US state, used my time phone to call Winston Churchill, as well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Benedict Arnold, Montezuma, Muhammed Ali, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called the US army, called the British Army of every era, called everyphone textline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Represetatives, called every Republican in the US, called Doctor Who, called the Pope, called my local gang lords, called the State Patrol of every west state of Mississippi, called all my local news channels, called StarFleet, called StarFox, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scott Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the mexican drug cartels, called Nintendo, called The Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called Sportacus, called The Head of the Illuminati, called every Freemason, called Bilderberg, called my neighbors, the neighbors' neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called The Emperor Of Man, called Long Island Steve, and called every school district in Canada.