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The vanilla Doom pistol takes 14 tics to fire if held, 19 if not held, and deals 5/10/15 damage, an average of 10, with great inaccuracy.
The DUMP 3 pistol deals between 4-8 damage, with an average of 6 damage, in 11 tics, with significantly more accuracy and infinite ammo.
The alt-fire also deals between 35-65 damage in 11 tics, a staggering damage boost.
The raw damage is lower, but even then considering the other benefits of the gun, that's really hardly enough to throw a fuss about. And even if it was the weapon is replaced within a couple minutes anyway.
If you really feel that strongly about it... Uh. Sorry, I guess? I mean, that's kind of weird to get all uppity about, but more power to you.