/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.2830236]

Okay, so, real talk.

How many of you dinosaurs are wizards? By wizards I mean 30+ year old virgins, of course. Just clearing that up due to the rampant autism on display on /vr/.

I get the feeling this board really doesn't get laid much.

[Anonymous No.2830241]

>>2830236
FOUR MORE YEARS

[Anonymous No.2830243]

>>2830236
I am 24 and have been getting laid consistently since I was 17 or 18.

Been into /vr/ since I was a kid. Also I am into CRTs now.

[Anonymous No.2830248]

Welcome to /vr/, OP.

We are autistic about retro games, but we're not "wizards" (that's a /b/ meme, right? or was it from /tv/? can't keep up with your dank memes, honestly).
Many of us are married, have kids, etc.

By the way, have you heard about the Retron5? The wife and I love it!

[Anonymous No.2830251]

>>2830248
>this post
>implying you've ever seen a vagina that's not on a screen

also also
>blasts about memes
>posts epin retron5 wife meme
:^)

[Anonymous No.2830253]

>>2830251

Well meme'd, well meme'd.

Too bad you got meme'd in return ;(

[Anonymous No.2830256]

Damn, I remember being 16 and getting laid for the first time, then immediately going on /b/ to brag about it and call everyone who replied to my thread a virgin.

Good times, but what a retarded teen I was.

[Anonymous No.2830260]

>>2830236
I was close. Virgin till 24. That was well over a decade ago though and am in a good relationship these days. A lot of the older folks around here are family men actually.

[Anonymous No.2830261]

>>2830256
I remember finally bedding a girl I'd been into for over a year and laying there with her in my arms post-coitus. It seemed like up till then all I could think about was getting with her, and then being there all I could think about was getting home and playing more RO.

[Anonymous No.2830263]

>>2830261
>and laying there with her in my arms post-coitus
so gay

[Anonymous No.2830264]

>>2830241
Yup, me too senpai. Stay strong

[Anonymous No.2830265]

>>2830248
>Many of us are married, have kids, etc
this

>28
>wife is 23
>2 year old son
>bun in the oven
>own my house
>steady job at a meager 55k/yr

my wife plays more games than i do, it's ridiculous. i work 10 hour days, come home and clean, cook, pick away at housework (bought a shitty house in a great neighborhood) then i pass out after a few drinks.

meanwhile, she plays pacman with our two year old at home all day.
love you darling.

i often wish i was a wizard...

[Anonymous No.2830267]

Not retro, please stop.

[Anonymous No.2830268]

>>2830263
I'm a little bit that too. But this was with a girl.

[Anonymous No.2830269]

This isn't really /vr/ related and I'm sure will be deleted soon but for demographic purposes, I lost my virginity at 18 to an older fat girl then I took advantage of her to bang a hot slut who broke my heart pretty good but I still managed to bounce back some, be with another sweet girl then another slut who again hurt me pretty good then I didn't have a girlfriend for like 5 years and only had occasional encounters with girls I wasn't really interested in a relationship with. Then I got /fit/ and started banging attractive girls again, had an awful girlfriend I didn't even really like that much but used her as a stepping stone to decent girls.

I got married to a great girl in 2012 and our son was born right at the same time as /vr/. I'm indirectly responsible for the "my wife" meme because I was happy with her and referred to her often (more than half the instances of the phrase "my wife" pre-meme were me).

Last year, she and I also hooked up with a hot slut who is fun when she's with us and a great reminder of how lucky I am to not be at the mercy of those bitches when she's slutting it up.

[Anonymous No.2830270]

>>2830267
Neither are threads about TVs, but that doesn't stop anyone.

[Anonymous No.2830273]

>>2830269

You are a big retard, but I bet you're a bro, would play vidya with.