Autistic-tier Retro Plots

[Anonymous No.2826776]

>Be a cop named Slash
>Fight with a ninja sword
>Mob rules the city of Neo New York
>Leader of the mob, a guy named Raptor, who also fights with a ninja sword, kidnaps your gf
>Fight robots and mutants until you confront Raptor
>Bosses have stupid names like Kane because the guy fights with a cane, or Tattoo because the guy has a tattoo of a rose on his chest and he attacks with vines coming from it
>Fight Raptor, he dies telling Slash he's his brother, and the aliens are behind the mob
>Beat alien boss in a shitty mode 7 dimension
>Save your gf, save Neo NY
>Ending says people have found work and go to parks since they are free.

[Anonymous No.2826785]

[Anonymous No.2826790]

Every shmup

[Anonymous No.2826791]

You know thats based on a true story, right OP?
I remember my uncle telling me about what it was like to finally be free, he said he immediately got a job a Nintendo and then went to the park.

[Anonymous No.2826793]

>>2826791
Do they wear fedoras 82 years in the future?

[Anonymous No.2826803]

>>2826785
FFVIII is really weird, the characterization is alright, you even grow to like some of the characters, but the plot itself is just... what.

[Anonymous No.2826809]

>>2826776
That's because the script was fucked up for no reason when they localized the game in the US. They also fucked up the soundtrack by replacing it with shitty music by Psykosonik.
http://koti.mbnet.fi/goutetsu/misc/sword_maniac.pdf

[Anonymous No.2826916]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-aILrMl_sU

Can't beat this.

[Anonymous No.2827057]

>>2826793
No, my uncle said the last fedora was destroyed in 2052 in a tipping attempt by a museum curator.