Retro Greentext Stories

[Anonymous No.2822237]

ITT: We greentext stories about things that happened while we were playing retro games.

These could be triumphant moments, funny circumstances, depressing/sad stories or anything at all that you think is worth sharing.

I'll start:

>Playing FFII
>Spend hours levelling the TOAD spell to try and get it to level 16
>Finally get it to level 16 fuck yeah
>Run through the game casting TOAD at anything and everything
>Enemies that were once threatening and intimidating are now nothing
>I have become an Egyptian plague

>Get to the part where you're in the Coliseum because Princess Hilda was captured and you gotta save her
>In the arena
>Meet 'The Emperor'
>Doors are locked all around me
>Emperor: "May you fight well this day! To the victor goes Hilda, princess of Fynn!"
>Suddenly approached by a Behemoth
>ohshit.jpg
>Never faced against one before
>Initially set everyone but Maria (she's the one that knows TOAD) to run and cast TOAD on the behemoth as a joke
>ohfuckitactuallyworked
>I didn't even get touched by it, it just straight up hopped away.
>Emperor: "Nobly fought!"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.2822240]

>>2822237

>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.2823438]

>>2822240
>forgetting our lord and Saviour
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.2823452]

[Anonymous No.2823457]

>>2822240
>>2823438
>>2823452
Janitor please ban these failtrols out of principal.

[Anonymous No.2823464]

>>2823457
I'm >>2823438
I could care less about this thread i was just continuing the joke >>2822240 made, learn to laugh m8, and stop trying to take Mongolian tapestry websites so seriously.

[Anonymous No.2823473]

>>2823457
And delete this shit thread while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.2825505]

>>2822237
who are you quoting?