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>swordsman enemy
>has 1% chance to drop a sword when killed

>> No.2555126

>>2555124
why would you want 500 swords

>> No.2555130
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>zombie boss
>"Over my dead body"

>> No.2555132

>>2555124
>Goo King
>Has a 0.4% chance of dropping a Goo King Sword

>> No.2555140
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>game takes place on a world with no plantlife

>one of the most iconic weapons is a chainsaw

>> No.2555141

>>2555140
Wait, chainsaws can be used on plants?

>> No.2555142
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2555142

>kill giant bug
>it drops a sword

>> No.2555146

>>2555124

>Starman Super
>Get Sword of Kings after fighting 10 of them.

Feels great.

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>>2555141
Did you just have a brainglitch, anon?

Trees are plants, and chainsaws are designed for cutting them.

>> No.2555150

>>2555124
>enemies covered in delicious items
>you can never loot them

>> No.2555152

>>2555148
anon
anon
chainsaws are designed for cutting zombies

>> No.2555157

>1000 years pass since the ancient evil was sealed
>literally no technological advancement

>> No.2555158

>>2555152
Chainsaws are actually horribly inefficient at cutting soft materials, because it gunks up the chain and and will eventually jam. You could never weaponize a chainsaw.

>> No.2555163

>>2555158
ssshhhhhhh
sshhhh

>> No.2555167

>>2555157
>ancient civilization
>they're more advanced than the current one

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2555168

>>2555158
That's just what the Jews want you to believe.

also

>good guys are primitive agrarians
>bad guys are technologically advanced

>> No.2555171

>>2555158
>You could never weaponize a chainsaw.
I dunno, man. Most people wouldn't want to be cut by one, so I think it fills the weapon function fairly well.

>> No.2555193

>>2555152
enjoy having your skin, eyes, mouth, hair, and other exposed areas of skin not only exposed to diseased flesh but probably coated in it, unless you're wearing a hazmat suit (which i'm not sure why you would if you're engaging in hand-to-hand combat)

>> No.2555202

>>2555193
oh really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM

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>>2555168
>good guys are primitive agrarians
>bad guys are technologically advanced

You should red/watch Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri

it is the very opposite to that idea

>> No.2555236

>Kill enemy
>drops 666 gold

>> No.2555261

>>2555236
>kill enemy
>get 0 exp and 0 gold
>it was one of those "unbeatable" fights

Oops.

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>>2555130
>vampire gunslinger boss
>"when you pry it from my cold undead hands"

>> No.2555438

>>2555167
Fucking zeal

>> No.2555448

>>2555158
HP is HP... Stick your fingers between the belts of a V8. The same could be accomplished with 1 hp. You aren't superman. Your body is weaker than you think.

>> No.2555471

>>2555124
>Get steal material.
>Steal everything.

>> No.2555479

>"collect 10 wolf teeth"
>slay wolf
>1 wolf tooth

>> No.2555504

>>2555158
Chainsaws only jam when you try to cut long fibrous materials like grass, weeds, and vines because the loose material builds up in the area around the sprocket and form a sort of net that entangles the chain.

>> No.2555571

>>2555479
it's a well known fact that wolves love meth

>> No.2555628

>kill animal
>they drop gold

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>>2555124
>/tv/ shitposting
>on /vr/

>> No.2555648

>random ass enemy is able to make the final boss of the game look weak

Fuckin WARMECH.

>> No.2555661

>>2555648
>Nuclear powered death machine
>Gets its ass handed to it by a bunch of Asians flailing their arms around