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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7VZf54cpwY So I started working on this Super Mario RPG ROM hack, that mostly just changes the text to be offensive language..

My girlfriend wanted me to make some sexual game with sex toys in it, to educate her about sex, and I thought it would be funnier to make a Super Mario RPG hack about it, rather than some RPG Maker game. This game uses 'private' pictures as items to heal, viagra to revive allies, and you raise your FP (Fuck Points) by using various sex toys. Ecstasy tabs increase your max FP.

I know this is nothing but immature toilet humor. But alas, just in case some group of people out there find this amusing or funny, here you go.

>> No.2307387

no

>> No.2307390

Please shill this cringeworthy shit in your containment thread at /rhg/, thank you

>> No.2307397

>>2307375
I asked you last time you posted this, but seriously how old are you?

>> No.2307404

>>2307375
"to educate her about sex" what the fuck

>> No.2307408

>>2307375
are you 12?

>> No.2307412

This shit looks like it was written by a 13 year old who browses /v/. The only thing missing is some dank memes OP.

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>>2307404

>> No.2307414

>>2307408
I am 12 and what is this?

>> No.2307415

Rom Hacking General is this way: >>2245051

>> No.2307417

nesticle circa 99~ rom hack thread

>> No.2307425

>>2307404
I know, what in the actual fuck.
Use the internet to educate her about sex. Not a fucking shitty, toilet humor rom hack. What the fuck.

>> No.2307426 [DELETED] 

She's the one that randomly asked me to make her feel good between her legs, and then her lesbian friend keeps talking to me about taking her to sex toy shops, and she keeps asking me what everything does and stuff, and she keeps calling me her teacher. She's 24, and I'm 27, she's Nikki Renee Smith on facebook, but ay.

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Is this you, OP?

>> No.2307430

nah, that's her indian boyfriend Nipun or whatever, she keeps telling me that she likes me more than her boyfriend and that if I live with her, she'll be my girlfriend on Christmas. I keep buying her stuff like a Wii U and games and stuff, but I'm still not her official boyfriend yet, gosh..

>> No.2307434

>>2307430

beta as fuck

>> No.2307435

This thread is some low quality bair and shitposting, and this is coming from a guy who predominantly browses /sp/

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>>2307426
>dox

I didn't think this thread could get any worse, but I am wrong.

>> No.2307446 [DELETED] 

I guess I should just ask for advice since no one cares 'bout the hack. (Thanks for telling me about the thread, I don't go here much so I didn't know it existed.)

So everyone online used to be jealous that I was dating a virgin schoolgirl that was 19, but she dumped me years ago. Now, the only thing close to being as hott is this Nikki girl from california, because she's a virgin that's never even masturbated before, and she keeps asking me to make her feel good sexually, its pretty hott to me..

But, there's all kinds of sucky stuff, too. After I bought her the Wii U, she had the nerve of drawing her and her boyfriend together on Miiverse with stars and hearts and stuff. She kept tricking me into buying games. She said if her boyfriend got her the game instead of me, she'd bond with him more and therefore it would be harder for her to break up with him.

I once told her, and I used facebook messages search to see, I told her 9 times that I would be in debt for the 3rd month in a row and owe money if I bought her Cave Story for 3DS, and as a joke I said "Okay, you can, but I'll be in debt for like 300 dollars and [all of these negative effects it would have on me]" and she never said a word back, but I found out later that she used my credit card info that I gave her before when I let her buy Cave Story digitally, and I got in debt again. And there's more complaints, too, but whatever..

So that sucks, but I don't wanna date some Non-Virgin girl that's around here. I'm a virgin (not to buttsex though but ay,) I live in the most boring place with barely anyone with the same interests as me around. The choice is to either follow along with this cute virgin Nikki Renee Smith girl that never masturbated before, that wants to do sexual things with me; or date some fatass ugly smelly local girl that has no similar interests to me that lives near me.

>> No.2307452

>>2307426
what the fuck is going on in this thread?

>> No.2307454

>>2307452
Desperate manchildren: /vr/ Edition.

>> No.2307456

>>2307446
please someone tell me that this is pasta

>> No.2307458

>>2307454
literally crying laughing at this shit

>> No.2307461

>>2307456
this is pasta

>> No.2307471

>>2307446
>So everyone online used to be jealous that I was dating a virgin schoolgirl that was 19

Fuck 'em. Worry about your own happiness. All of us were pants on head retards at some point in time like yourself, but I've never seen anyone post cringe threads about. Forget about her and stop being so afraid of dating.