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I've never seen a thread on here specifically aimed at shitty translations

>> No.2194458

I still can't believe they used the original SNES translation for the GBA port of Breath of Fire II. Was there not a single English-speaking person involved in the transition, hell the original translation process as well? Only Japanese with nothing but a first-grade English textbook?

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>>2194452
>>2194458

At least those were still direct attempts; you guys got off easy.
Early spanish-translated games usually got lazy second-hand translations based on the english version. FFVII looks machine translated half the time, continuously shifting from just awkward to downright nonsensical.

>> No.2194517

>>2194501

>translating "party" as fiesta
KEK

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>> No.2194575

>>2194570
What's wrong with Dodongo dislikes smoke?

>> No.2194580

>>2194570
Some of those are not really translations.

> Assaram
Every time.

>> No.2194594

>>2194580
>>2194570
What is the problem with the "Assaram" translation?

>> No.2194613

>>2194501
Suikoden 2's German translation has actual French dialog still in there.

The French translation was crap too.

>> No.2194619

>>2194570
most of the ones after the first row arent that bad

>> No.2194627

>>2194570
What the fuck is Mortal Kombat doing there?

I don't care if the writing sucks, it's not a translation.

>> No.2194628

>>2194570
>shorts boy
>It's a secret to everybody
Wait, that was a translation error? What was the original text?

>> No.2194641

>>2194575
>>2194580
>>2194627
>>2194628

Yeah, it's a bit confusing. It's just random GAME TEXT LMAO stuff, not necessarily typos, mistranslations or... anything, really. It's been going around for a while.

>> No.2194665

Breath of Fire 1 had a very dry translation. Dry as in, they only tell you the absolutely necessary, skipping everything else. Also they didn't expand the character limit, giving as stuff like WtrJr (Water Jar).

I've heard that the Breath of Fire 2 translation wasn't expanded (giving us things like SuedeGN) because they didn't want to expand the ROM just to do that - remember that a bigger ROM back in the day meant a bigger cost (since you need to manufacture the carts). Nowadays you can just pad the file and call it a day.

The Wild Arms 2 translation is hilariously bad. Although they got some good stuff in (like Liz and Ard), most of it was pretty bad. Some dialogue is cringeworthy even for a little kid.

What still happens nowadays, and there are quite a few examples, are games where the translation was really rushed, and there are all sort of errors and typos in there. Examples are Final Fantasy IV for the GBA (there are misplaced control codes in the text) and Tales of Vesperia (typos everywhere).

>> No.2194675

>Legend of Dragoon
>Flurry of Styx

>> No.2194698

Little money
L i t t l e m o n e y

Final Fantasy Tactics, for the uninitiated.
Also Stop Bracelet.

>> No.2194703

>>2194698
Yeah both versions of Tactics aren't great. The new translation is better from a grammar standpoint but tries too hard to be Vagrant Story.

Still, both had memorable lines.

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>> No.2195112

>>2194452
Off course!

>> No.2195118

>>2194570
a lot of these aren't actually mistranslations

>> No.2195125

>>2194575
people who didn't own the mannual had no idea what the hell a dodongo is supposed to be

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this one always makes me laugh

>> No.2195253

>>2194452
>I've never seen a thread on here specifically aimed at shitty translations

I've seen three and they don't last long.

>> No.2195285

>>2194570
>congraturation
>this story is happy end

>> No.2195324

>>2195125
>literally the next new enemy that appears after this message
Oh, boy, what could it be?

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Are YOU the most exclusive player ever?

>> No.2195348

>>2195125
Isn't a dodongo one of those shiny Jap balls made out of mud?

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AD 2100, HUMANS EXTERMINATED BY THEIR OWN NATURE DISTRUPTION AND ESCAPE TO MARS LEAVING BIO-COMPUTER FOR ENVIRONMENTAL RECUPERATION OF EARTH.

ONE DAY HALF A CENTURY AFTER HUMANS ARRIVED, MARS WAS ATTACKED BY STRANGE FLYING OBJECTES. TO FIGHT THESE ENEMIES, THE DIRECTER GENERAL OF THE DEFENCE AGENCY ORGANIZED THE TASK FORCE ARMY AND STARTED THE DOG FIGHT WITH INVADERS QUICLY.
THE OPERATION WAS CALLED
"ACROBAT MISSION"
AS IT EXCEEDED THE PILOT'S TECHNICAL LIMIT.

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>>2195392

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>>2194452
here's a favorite of mine

>> No.2195410

>>2195392
This shit can't be real.

>> No.2195412

>>2195392
This is about masturbation, isn't it?

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>>2195404
>>2195410
>>2195412

You can find out for yourself if you've got MAME. It's from a Korean game called BC Story.

>> No.2195425

>>2195408
The first rule of Violence Fight is you don't talk about Violence Fight

>> No.2195429

>>2194698
Gah those two words take like 30 seconds to display for no god damn reason. Thanks for the flashbacks.

>> No.2195430

This thread are sick.

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It's not engrish but it always makes me giggle

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>>2195440

>> No.2195447

VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTEDT TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE JAM
BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
SHOOT THE CORE
MISSION ALL OVER
All creature will die and all the things will be broken. That is the way of the samurai.

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>>2195447
>THE FULL EXTENT OF THE JAM

>> No.2195464

AN AWESOME PRAYER IS CONFLICT WITH US

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>> No.2195494

this shit sounds enlightening

>> No.2195509

>>2195392
>asian interpretation of the catholic church

>> No.2195512

Gentlemen,

I just wanted to say that I'm utterly disgusted with some of these "translations", and I've seen some shit.

>> No.2195514

>>2195447
what is wrong with shoot the core?

>> No.2195518

>>2195408
>mafia, reckless drivers and general businessmen
This phrase is just too good for words.

>> No.2195578

YOU! INVADERS!
GET YOU THE
HOT BULLETS
OF SHOTGUN
TO DIE!

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>> No.2195625

>>2195514
it's awesome and slightly sexual

>> No.2195635

>>2195625
oh i was just wondering how it was engrish haha

>> No.2195878

>confirm the origin of fire!