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1743773 No.1743773[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Why am I Mr. Fighter Stick MD-6?
>"Because you're a faggot, alright?"

Post some cool and funny retro vidya adverts.

>> No.1743776
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Hey it's the future of video games: movies!

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>> No.1743786
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Classic

>> No.1743789
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There was an ad for [game I can't remember, something on the Saturn] that was a full body shot of a girl frowning with a joypad in her hands and the quote "I don't mind if my boyfriend plays with himself at night" or something to that effect and a picture of said game on the bottom. I didn't get that for years. Can't seem to find a scan of it so here's something pretty.

>> No.1743794
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I didn't believe this was a real game at first, I thought this was just some homage for the simpsons.

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I had the turtles one when I was a kid. it was shit

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>> No.1743832

>>1743814
>virgin games

>> No.1743839

>>1743782

Gross.

>> No.1743909
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>They started playing Super Metroid in 1994.
>In 2050, they're still playing it.

If I may, a request: a (two-page?) line-drawn ad for Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness. May have said something like, "Deliver us from evil." I probably saw it in EGM or GamePro.

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>>1743789
This?

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>>1743773
There was a thread like this weeks ago, really really good stuff came out of it.

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>>1744102
>it's an ad for Panzer Dragoon Zwei

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>>1743776
Also the name of a rare Entex tabletop game system.

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>>1744892

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>>1744895

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>>1744906

>> No.1744927

>>1743778
i wish i could be a newbie like that kid

>> No.1744928

>>1744895
>>1744897
>>1744908

Stop this shit.

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>>1744928

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>>1744946

>> No.1744964

>>1744906
what does the y stand for?

>> No.1744986

>>1744964
y

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>>1744906
>that lack of trigger control
>that sweeping

>> No.1745008

>>1744906
they use the same models in Contra and Aliens ads, with little relevance

>> No.1745071

>>1744946
>>1744949
Great game right there.

>> No.1745103

>>1744949
Those fingers are a mess. Man I miss the days before photoshop.

>> No.1746453

>>1743776
I wouldn't call Dragon Strike a video game, though. It's a simplified version of tabletop RPG that comes with an introductionary video on how to play (presented as a wonderfully cheesy and stupid fantasy movie), probably included as a marketing gimmic. Now, VHS games were a thing in the 80s and 90s; they were board games with a VHS tape that would be played while playing the game and affect the gameplay by giving instructions and such for the players. I wonder if those would count as video games? You got a game and a videotape you have to play to play it, so I think technically it is a video game, even if it isn't what you usually think when you hear the word...

>> No.1746473

>>1746453
I had one of these, It was called Nightmare and it sat in my mother's closet for years. I was always interested in it but never got to play. By the time I worked up enough friends to play it, she had sold it. I remember being really upset about this.

>> No.1746493

>>1744883
Uh... Did that ad just totally spoil a pivotal scene in the game?

>> No.1746497

>>1744964
The chromosome you have if that ad doesn't offend you.

>> No.1746516

>>1743773
Took me a second to get, reservoir dogs. that's pretty Tony

>> No.1746518

>>1746516
*funny

>> No.1746730

>>1744102
Exactly. Had the picture in my mind completely warped it seems, that's it. And it's for PDZ! Guess I played with myself plenty, then. Er. Right.

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>>1744964
You're mom

>> No.1746762

>>1744906
I want to play the turkish men simulator.

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Biting through nintedium? That's pretty hard core.

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I like how back in the days they had to use lots of action packed images like this to describe video games because back in the days using your imagination was part of the game.

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>>1746493
That all goes down in the intro animation, which was also released as a playless demo.

OTOH, the back cover of the game box calls it a "surprise introduction" so... so much for that surprise.

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Dreamcast era adverts were really bizarre. I remember the TV adverts being really weird as well.

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I heard this ad got banned or something.

>> No.1749015

>>1747390
I still have this game sitting in my closet. Never did finish it. I played through the first three when i was a kid, but when i got to this one i never got into it. I liked the Space Quest and Police Quest series way better.

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>> No.1749070

>>1744102
What the fuck

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>tfw the bullies will follow you home and beat you up again in video game adverts

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>anon, do you have something to say? I found one of your "boys magazines" when I gathered laundry..

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>> No.1750435
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Melinda's club? Is that a code word for her orbiters?

>> No.1750436

>>1749072

GOLDBERRRRG GOLDBERRRRG!

STIIIIING!!!!

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>> No.1750446

>>1750430
Interlude 99 was anal, just so you know.

>> No.1750447

>>1750438
Bryan Cranston?

>> No.1750517

>>1750447
We all wish.

>> No.1750656

>>1750517
I'd believe it. That guy used to do voices for anime before he got big.

>> No.1750819

>>1743782
Was always curious as a kid why such a goofy kid looking game could be MA17, in a time where almost no games were rated as such.. I believe it was because there were Monty Pyhton-esque "naughty" pictures thrown in the mix..

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>>1743794
While this isnt the game name showed in the simpsons, this title was mentioned on the same episode.

Some snobby rich kid goes up to the video game case and says he wants bonestorm. his mom says, 'Dont you already have Bonestorm?' and he says, 'No, I have Bloodstorm, and Bloodstorm 2, stupid.'

>> No.1750907

>>1750882
WELCOME THRILLHO