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AVGN general.

The Bayou Billy episode with Pat wasn't that good.

>> No.1740862

Pat's reviews always stink, even James being there couldn't save this one. The Nintendo World Championship episode was ok.

>> No.1740863

>>1740862
Also the only reason James was there for the latest episode was to promote his movie randomly at the end.

I do like Pat and Ian's podcast thing, they are smart guys. Just the reviews are usually really bad.

>> No.1740871

the new episode was actually one of the worst ever. Pat's screaming and mugging was almost on par with Pewdiepie.

>> No.1740873

AVGN is still relevant?

>> No.1740878

>>1740873
James is a cool dude, but I think Board James is far better than AVGN
but his game was pretty good

>> No.1740883

>>1740871
Was pretty shit. You can see James is holding back so hard in trying not to swear and shit its painful.

>> No.1740891

>>1740851
He's really losing his hair. Too bad.

>> No.1740893

Pat and James should do a series together. I think most people agree that Pat is funnier than Mike could ever be.

>> No.1740896

I just can't get into Pat the NES punk, when he does review a game he tends to go really in depth and I appreciate that but it's the other shit I can't stand. I don't need some painfully bad sitcom type situation to introduce your review, just review the damn game.

AVGN just isn't that good anymore but I still give him the benefit of the doubt due to the vastness of his content. There was a time when he was really great though.

Neither one of these guys can hold a candle to game sack though.

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>>1740893

>> No.1740898

>>1740896
GameSack is truly the best youtube channel I have ever subbed to.

Though I find myself to be incredibly similar to one of the members.

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>>1740898
>>1740896
>Implying Game Sack isn't a piece of shit.

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>>1740851
I would rather watch Kinaman instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>> No.1741317

I'm hoping that the episodes will become better in writing/quality once the movie is finally out, so he can stop worrying about it.

>> No.1741330

>>1740873
Not really. James is only good for Cinemassacre nowadays.

>> No.1741331

Pat's jokes were so fucking unfunny, it was painful

>> No.1741332

I liked it. Friendly banter really works when you're actual friends.

>> No.1741336

>>1741331
Pat loves the "intentionally unfunny to make you cringe or uncomfortably laugh"

Not a fan either. He's creepy as shit when acting. I enjoy his normal podcast self when sometimes he's even legitimately funny.

>> No.1741338

>>1741332
Then why do Mike and James sound borderline retarded whenever they get together?

>> No.1741341

>balding from the front

feel his pain. wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy.

watching the episode now

>> No.1741343

>>1741338
With them it only works off-camera for some reason. Like Mike coming up with a ton of jokes and ideas. But then he gets on camera and farts all over.

>> No.1741356

okay, I finished watching it. I thought it was good. Pat is a little awkward but Rolfe knows what he's doing.

>> No.1741360

>>1741356
Being awkward is his whole schtick as the NES Punk, which is why I'm only a fan of his podcast and not his normal videos.

>> No.1741370

>>1741298
More like a sack of shit.

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1741382

Pat is an ACTUAL fan of retro games and respects them, he's said repeatedly he is better behind the camera than in front. He's a great editor, writer and director.

All your opinions aside, Frank > AVGN and every other Youtube personality.

>> No.1741401

>>1740898
Agreed, GameSack and the SEGAfag vs the Nintendon'tfag episodes are reeeeally well done, both technically and entertaining. But AVGN has that retro nostalgia and James does a good job for a one man production mostly, I love both, but AVGN is just more fun to watch.

>> No.1741423

>>1741401
I like how people are saying Pat isn't funny but Joe and Dave's banter is, despite how forced and flat it sounds.

>> No.1741462

>>1741423
I dunno, I was introduced to gamesack a few months back through /vr/ and I thought they were annoying at first.

The reason I keep watching them is because they don't have cringeworthy skits and because they do more than talk about popular games. It's helped me discover quite a few games I wouldn't have otherwise known about, so I can put up with their sometimes bad and stilted dialogue.

>> No.1741492

>>1741462
Oh, I agree completely. Their knowledge of games is very well spread across the board and they have great taste. I got a Sega Saturn because of their videos. I just can't stand their idea of funny or silly banter, it's as cringe worthy if not more than Pat's awkward skits.

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>>1741370

>> No.1741539

>>1740851
I was surprised to really enjoy Simon's Quest when i started it last night
I thought it was gonna be a piece of shit, but i think it's my favorite Castlevania so far

>> No.1741542

his finest works to date are shit pickle and monkey cheez

>> No.1741556

HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>> No.1741575

Favorite quote?

"mother of an ass" always gets me

>> No.1741901

>>1740851
FUCK OFF, MIKE.

James is a former shadow of himself. The Nerd is not relevant anymore

>> No.1741915

>>1740863
Yeah, Pat knows a lot of stuff, but he's a terrible actor and his show feels half assed most of the time.

>> No.1741930 [DELETED] 

report youtubewhore threads
ignore youtubewhore posts
do not respond to youtubewhore posters

>> No.1741937

>>1741930

make me

>> No.1741989

>>1741930
You should really read the rules before policing them, you'd be shocked at what you yourself are violating.

>> No.1741997

>>1741930
Here's an idea.
Instead of that, support /vr/ core youtubers like Patthe NES Punk, Teddy Rubskin, Parker Peters Plays, and CGR.
Just counter shit with good shit.

>> No.1742001

>>1741930
I actually wasn't going to respond this thread, you've changed my mind.

I didn't mind the episode. It seemed like James was trying to be a bro and bring some of his traffic to Pat's channel.

>> No.1742008

>>1741997
>support /vr/ core youtubers like Patthe NES Punk
hahah, yeah right. Support the guy who held a live youtube stream to circlejerk about his personal game collection......

good idea

>> No.1742016

>>1741997
>Pat
Sellout
>Teddy
/vr/ incarnate
>Parker
Posts on /vr/ can't take seriously
>CGR
Too jokey

>> No.1742090

Chrontendo and Generation 16 are the master race shows. If you want information watch them, yes they do have subjective opinions but you still get all the facts with it like who actually developed it, when it was released etc. Generation 16 kicks some serious ass though learned tons of awesome facts about the mega drive watching that show, and great production values too. Check it out seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCp8i9lrUh4&list=PL9D5F481536776B3A

>> No.1742102

>>1741462

I watch Rerez. It's like Gamesack but has one guy who doesn't ham it up.

>> No.1742108

most youtubers are just awful or cringe worthy. that new AVGN episode is bad didn't like it really more of marketing to Pat and his movie which looks bad. Pat has good podcast but that's about it. all their group of friends are god awful. CGR (especially his 1999-2000 season and 2008-2012 episodes are very well), Game Sack (Got a saturn because of them), i like Vintagevideogeekgamer though his voice is annoying its ok, and Crazyvideogammer. gamehunter is cool i remember he posted some tips to garage sale buying and flea markets.

>> No.1742118

>>1742090
been looking for both for a long time. thank you so much bro !

>> No.1742152 [DELETED] 

>>1740896
Agree with everything you said, and yes, based Game Sack blow these two and many others outta the water.

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>>1740896
Agree with everything you said, and yes, based Game Sack blow these two and many others outta the water.

>> No.1742168

>>1742090
I had never heard of either of these shows before, just checked them out and they look pretty cool.

>> No.1742171

I got an idea.

Like whatever content you want to like and don't complain when other people also like it.

Unless we are talking about Pewdiepie.

>> No.1742183

It was super shit. You can actually see James laughing during some of the shots like the Ikari Warriors with pretty much is just a reminder to all AVGN fans that AVGN is dead as a stand-alone show and we're all still only watching to chase that episode 20-to-90-or-so high.

Also Pat is just a faggot, and James' scripted dialogue between two human characters blows hot monkey dick.
He should ditch the HD camera and go back to whatever his old 360p setup was, I swear he's changed his entire style since he moved to HD. The shots and angles are more ambitious and not in a good way, there's too many close ups of James while he's talking, and generally this new layer of polish is so thick you can't even see what the show originially was.

I have low expectations for his movie, though it seems that it'll be a success just from looking at all the sold out bookings. I'm genuinely happy for him that it has sold so many tickets, I really like James, but when his movie has a token black guy and gamer gurl you can't really expect much more than a shitload of fuck.

>> No.1742197

That's because Pat is fucking terrible.

>> No.1742210

>>1741997
Pat is gay, Never heard of Teddy Ruxpin so why should I care if he isn't popular, Parker has <200 subs, so why should I care, and CGR isn't funny.

>> No.1742230

>CGR

Hi. Today is. Another review from, the intergalactic... spacearcade aaand. Today we'll be looking at. An. N64 game, by the name of...

The way that guy spoke always bothered me so bad, I swear to god. Stopping, starting, strange emphasis on certain words, holy SHIT.
Literally can't deal with CGR and the other CGR guy (undertow) flatout sucks.

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>>1741382
I would love to know how Pat and Frank know eachother. They act like they're related. I kinda wish I had a chill father-figure in my life..

>> No.1742286

>>1740897
Agreed. Hidden from my pure eyes.

>> No.1742291

>>1742183
>James' scripted dialogue between two human characters blows hot monkey dick
Yes. Yes. Yes. He needs to just give up on partner episodes. Not a single one he's done wasn't shit.

>> No.1742296

>>1742280
>wanting james rolfe or pat the nes punk as a father
i've read some batshit insanely autistic shit on this board, but fuck anon you take the autism cake

>> No.1742303

>>1742296
i think he meant frank

>> No.1742305

>>1742296
>Implying I was talking about James or Pat
Good job calling someone autistic when you can't even fucking read.

>> No.1742306

>>1742305
yes good job me
>wanting a youtube personality as a father
still man, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.1742309

>>1740851
>The Bayou Billy episode with Pat wasn't that good.
It was fucking dreadful.

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>all i can see when viewing this thread

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>>1742306
>Implying I was wanting a youtube personality as a father
There you go again.

>> No.1742327

>>1742315
It will happen to you too some day, Anon.

Just you wait.

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>>1740851
AVGNs new stuff isn't good. AVGN was never good. You just grew up.
I don't understand how anyone above the age of 15 honestly find him funny, it's just "THIS GAME IS A ___", "I'D RATHER __ THAN PLAY THIS ___", "THIS GAME IS WORSE THAN _" and every now and then there's a fight between him and someone else.
AVGN is good when he's talking about consoles and games he grew up with and his experience at the time, but he's not being AVGN then, he's being James Rolfe.
I'd say something like I hope he quits AVGN soon but then why the fuck would he, he's making mad dosh on it even now most likely.

>> No.1742354

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

>> No.1742360

>>1742327
>Used to make fun of my father's thinning hair
>Realize what a horrible idea that was 10 years later.

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>>1742354

>> No.1742370

>>1742352

It's funny because I used to think that about AVGN when I WAS fifteen, then I grew up and could enjoy it for what it was.

I guess you grew into watching Totalbiscuit and Egoraptor instead...

>> No.1742372

>>1742370
I never liked those either...

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>>1742327

>> No.1742413

>>1741302
He is the only YouTube celebrity I can stand

>> No.1742414

Anyone going to screenings later this month and next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbYWEeD4qwE

/vr/ MEET UP WHEN.

>> No.1742421

>>1742414
>/vr/ MEET UP WHEN.
like i really wanna see what nesfag looks like in person

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>>1742414
>implying it will be good

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>>1742421

>> No.1742434

>>1742352
>hope he quits
>Hasn't made a nerd video in like a year
Uh huh...

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>>1742414
>/vr/ meet up
Oh god, I can see it now...

>assburgers arguing over what kind of tv to play games on
>that one fat gamer gurl who everyone tries to fuck just because she's the only one there with a vagine
>that one weird guy who tries to initiate gay sex with the people who didn't leave with the fat girl

It must never come to pass.

>> No.1742467

>>1742465
>that one weird guy who tries to initiate gay sex with the people who didn't leave with the fat girl
via the internet, not in person mind you

>> No.1742476

>>1740873
Well new internet reviewers are still copying the style he did things in ten years ago so I'd say so. Kinda wish he stopped AVGN and just did more stuff like Monster Madness.

>> No.1742492
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1742492

Who are some other YouTube channels you guys enjoy besides James?

I really enjoy Happy Console Gamer. (pictured)

I like hearing people recount stories of gaming from the past: their memories of getting an NES for X-Mas, what it was like when the PSX first came out, what it was like playing ______ game for the first time when it launched, etc.

Any good channels?

>> No.1742519

>>1742492
LGR is pretty good. Does a lotta older DOS games but he's very relaxed and a nice guy

>> No.1742530

>>1742492
Retsupurae

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>>1742492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>> No.1742575

>>1742551

holy shit that guy has huge nostrils... it's like staring into a black hole.

>> No.1742585

>>1742315
I know that feel, I'm only 20 and starting to see my hairlain receed.
I can't even grow a bear FFS.
I think a bald nerd is funnier though.

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>>1742575

>> No.1742591

>>1742585
Some people can rock the bald like Uncle Fester

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>>1742585
>hairlain

>> No.1742610

>>1742465
And one man shall be murdered for owning a retron. Another for not liking Final Fantasy VII.

>> No.1742641

>>1742601
mah nigga.
I noticed this typo the second I submited my post, must've been a freudian slip.
As for not being able to grow a bear, I'm sure you know I meant beard as one cannot grow a bear, or crack one open.

>> No.1742713

>>1742291
That's because Pat wrote the episode.

>> No.1742747

>>1742315

All I can see are his godawful mutton chops.

>> No.1742757

>>1742585

Embrace your bald and shave that shit son then grow out a grizzly beard and watch the pussy flow in.

>> No.1742764

>>1742757

I'm not that guy, but what do we do when our beard grows in patchy as shit and our heads are shaped kind of funny?

>> No.1742774

>>1742747
the hair moved from his head to his cheeks

>> No.1742782

>>1742774
anyone who thinks AC/DC is good will have those

>> No.1742790

>>1741298
>>1741370
What's wrong with Game Sack? I've thoroughly enjoyed everything they've put out so far, not that that means anything, being an opinion and all, I'm just curious as to what you don't like about it.
>>1742230
It's certainly not for everybody. Personally, Mark's voice is my favorite part of the show, and makes his awkward jokes even funnier to me.
>>1742492
Goemon047. Classic guy, still makes great videos.

>> No.1742791

>>1742782
AC/DC were a good band for their time. Before AC/DC, there wasn't an Australian band worth giving a fuck about.

Highway to Hell, Let There Be Rock, Back in Black and Powerage are really good old rock albums. But the stuff after For Those About to Rock is way too samey and it is like they quit trying. Which is a shame, because I like the vocals of Brian Johnson more than Bon Scott.

>> No.1742818

>>1741330
Cinemassacre was the only good thing about Rolfe. AVGN was just a one joke that was stretched too long.

Pat is a faggot though. His attempts at humor is cringe worthy and his actual gaming insights are very bland.

>> No.1742819

>>1742791
>AC/DC were a good band for their time. Before AC/DC, there wasn't an Australian band worth giving a fuck about.

Air Supply, Men At Work, The Police?

>> No.1742824

>>1742764

Well my head is perfectly shaped and I have strong European lineage that allows me to grow a beastly beard in a matter of weeks sooo.

Suicide?

>> No.1742826

>>1742819
AC/DC was formed in 1973, nigga. All the bands you listed were formed after.

Air Supply? 1975
Men at Work? 1979
The Police? British
Also formed in 1977

>> No.1742828

>>1742791
>Before AC/DC, there wasn't an Australian band worth giving a fuck about.
still isn't you idiot, AC/DC sucks and the music they made means nothing. Musically everything they did had already been done before & anyone who enjoys the music they made is too young and stupid to know any better or just hasn't heard anything worthwhile to sway their musical opinion.

seriously, don't even try to defend AC/DC.

you're a fucking idiot, probably obese and shouldn't contribute to the world of music whatsoever.

>> No.1742832

>>1742824

simply epik m8.

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This guy is the only one I truly enjoy his reviews anymore.

>> No.1742904

>>1742352
>AVGN was never good
Calling bullshit, I can still go back to the older videos and find them entertaining. Especially the horror-themed ones like Halloween.

>> No.1742940

>>1742828
>>>/mu/

>> No.1742942

>>1742492
Is that really the same guy? He looks way older and creepy as shit without blonde hair.

>> No.1742960

>>1742782
>>1742791

Bon Scott's AC/DC had this punkish vibe to them. The band and their music essentially screamed "a bunch of teenagers singing about getting drunk". They weren't good, but they were tolerable. Brian Johnson is just trying too hard. Thank god Australians are just good at shitposting.

>> No.1742968

>>1742828
>too young and stupid to know any better
Yet here you are, spouting childish insults at the drop of a hat because someone voiced their opinion about music, in an AVGN thread on /vr/. Grow the fuck up.

>> No.1742980

Because his relatively newborn child is pretty fucked up, I doubt the episodes will return to the realtively humorous content that they once were.

I fucking hate his friend Mike. That guy is autistic as fuck and growing up he would have been the friend to get 4th player MadCatz controllers. Fuck that guy

>> No.1742993

>>1742897
Stopped watching after the duck bullshit. Jesus fuck how could things go so wrong?

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>>1742993
>duck bullshit

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>>1740851

>> No.1743009

>>1743004
This is a joke, right?

>> No.1743046

>>1742980
>newborn child is pretty fucked up
What do you mean?

Mike isn't bad, if you go back to even early cinemassacre videos he had his place as secondary characters.

>> No.1743059

>>1741382
>No frank youtube channel

>> No.1743060

>>1743046
I'm guessing you're referring to
>[cinemassacre]/2013/05/12/little-nerd/
>Everything went fine up until the birth, when some complications happened.
I don't really care for prying into people's personal lives, but was more info ever given?

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>>1743004
You're forgetting somebody...

>> No.1743070

i love how /vr/ autists get so mad at youtubers and complain about them yet they couldn't even make something half as good

>> No.1743076

>>1743061


He's not even worth mentioning.

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>>1743076
Sure he is!

>> No.1743095

>>1742828
>AC/DC sucks and the music they made means nothing.

AC/DC sucks and the music they made means nothing.

>> No.1743101

>>1743095
Woah, how the cabbage did that happen?

Meant to paste http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlWDSvNSzlA

>> No.1743108

>>1742942
No; that's actor Matt Ross, not the Happy Console Gamer.
I just think they look weirdly alike.

>>1743060

I really hope that they're all okay. :(

>> No.1743123

I'd rather watch Arino than anyone else mentioned ITT. He seems likeable at least.
James used to be okay but the quality has dropped and he barely releases anything anymore. I guess he's too busy reviewing shitty movies no one cares about and swimming around a la Scrooge McDuck in his pool of Jewgold he mooched from his fans on Kickstarter. I think we all could do without Cheetamen reproduction carts, Shitpickle plushies and some overhyped, overpriced movie that will be invariably bad.

>> No.1743143

>>1743123
You don't think Kinaman is likable? He is one of the few guys that talks about video games like a normal person without acting or over selling jokes, which is not bad for a guy inspired by old AVGN

>> No.1743148

>>1743143
That and he gives us a different perspective over the same medium. Games were different in post-Communist Russia than here. They didn't enjoy games we had as easly as 1990 until the mid-90s.

>> No.1743325

>>1742897

agreed Mark is pretty based. He's not trying to sound like an in depth critic he's just a guy talking about games he likes. Same with the gamesac guys.

No skits, not drama just people shooting the shit about games

>> No.1743326

>>1743046
>Mike isn't bad

Mike tried to riff apart a sesame street movie and kept making dirty jokes about Elmo like it as the most hilarious shit ever

>> No.1743337

>>1742230

this, not to mention half the stuff he reviews he has absolutely nothing interesting to say anyway.

>> No.1743339

>>1741462
I'm subscribed to GameSack, the problem with them is that their videos are really long and the jokes are barely there. They're trying way too hard to keep it G rated or something. When all they do is play games and there's no comedy all I want to do is, you know, actually play fucking videogames instead of watching them. But they do have great taste.

>> No.1743342

>>1743337
>nothing interesting to say anyway.

he is talking about video games. Really what do you expect him to say? the same shit you already know that everyone has already said a thousand times over and over.

>> No.1743347

>>1743339
>and the jokes are barely there.

Good. I hate when people try to force jokes in where they don't fit. And frankly I like how they keep it about the games instead of their own egos like so many other people do.

>They're trying way too hard to keep it G rated or something.

also good. I hate how gamers are seen as little more than foul mouthed assholes these days. Really sometimes I wonder if the nuns from my school where right it gets so bad.

Vulgarity is not wit (except for when Mel Brooks does it)

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>"HAVE YOU EVER TRIED LANDING A PLANE, IN REAL LIFE, REEEEALLY"
holy shit, my ears
i just wanted to hear james shout out "I'LL LAND A PLAN IN YOUR ASS"
or just hearing james at all would be good.

>> No.1743362

>>1743342

If you don't have anything interesting or funny to say, I expect you to not make a video. Certainly not ones like the ones he makes where he's clearly not very interested in whatever the fuck he's talking about and points out random shit on the screen like a bored kid looking out a car window on a road trip for 5 minutes.

>> No.1743369

>>1743339
>their videos are really long
Personally, this is something I love.
>the jokes are barely there
Honestly, this is something I like as well, as there are already a wealth of video game reviewers I watch more for the jokes than the game(s) being reviewed, and the jokes that are there generally catch me off guard and have me laughing quite a bit. I especially found the Tetris sketch at the end of an earlier video very funny.

>> No.1743942

>>1743342
>Really what do you expect him to say? the same shit you already know that everyone has already said a thousand times over and over.
Oh, so he's bored, but he has to keep doing this because it makes him money?

Why doesn't he get a job at fucking Target and then upload video of him standing bored at the checkout for hours. It'd be the same thing.

>> No.1743945

Pat can't deliver a joke to save his life and James is beyond even pretending to care, why watch these videos?

>> No.1744556

Dream Phone is my favorite

>> No.1744565

whatever happened to the Happy Video Game nerd or the 16 bit gem guys

>> No.1744604

>>1743337
you can always tell when he has nothing to say about a game when he goes off on random unrelated tangents

I like him a lot though. its surprising he only has ~350k subs considering how well known he is

>> No.1744625

>>1743326
>kept making dirty jokes like it's the most hilarious shit ever
so he's just like AVGN?

>> No.1744626

How come Pat is so awkward when he's doing scripted things like this?

I watch his podcast. I love his podcast. He's great when he's just talking without a script or a character he's being.

Then in things like this he's totally different. He's stiff and always seems like he doesn't really wanna do it.

That being said, I do enjoy a few reviews he did. I love the one about Flintstones: Surprise at Dinosaur Peak just because he starts talking about crooked resellers at the end. He gets out of a character because he starts talking about something he's really passionate about. That's what he should stick to.

Natural Pat is way, way better than scripted Pat.

>> No.1744635
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FUGG'N SEGA GENESIS

>> No.1744643

>>1740891
Yeah I noticed that... is he balding? He needs to shave his sideburns, too. He just looks better without them.

Also the extreme frown he's been doing the past several videos is just plain too forced and fake.

I mean, James, I love ya buddy, but don't do this to yourself.

>> No.1744646

>>1744625

No. AVGN is just a character. Mouthbreather Mike is actually like that. Neither of them are funny but at least Jame Rolfe's videos have some redeeming qualities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2yW8NRXQuE

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>>1741317
I so desperately want the movie to be good but I'm so afraid it will end up being an unwatchable shitty b-movie

>> No.1744657

>>1744626
>How come Pat is so awkward when he's doing scripted things like this?

because he's a terrible actor.

Frank's creepy

>> No.1744661

>>1744646
>commentary of commentary
what, did Mike do a commentary on his video?

>> No.1744671

>>1744661

Wrong video. The assholes in that first video are as bad as him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JWaXvNPXM8

>> No.1744674

>>1742897
based Mark
he's just a guy flying through space on an intergalactic arcade reviewing more content than you knew existed
#1 comfy retro vidya YouTube sho

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>>1744671
>it's the same picture of Tiger Woods holding a trophy
>did he get that trophy from pffFUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS
jesus fucking christ

>> No.1744834 [DELETED] 

>2014
>gossiping about Youtube attention-whores instead of discussing RETRO VIDEO-GAMES, what this board is surprisingly about
Remember to sage and report for off-topic meta threads and advertising. You too can help keep /vr/ clean of shills and e-celeb Jews!

>>>/tv/
>>>/b/
>>>/out/
>>>/r/AVGN

>> No.1745191

>>1744834
>2014
>being this anal

>> No.1745219

>>1741997
>Instead of that, support /vr/ core youtubers like Patthe NES Punk, Teddy Rubskin, Parker Peters Plays, and CGR.

Parker please, you don't need to pretend you're another person to promote yourself. I'm about to watch your latest video to see if you got anything cool.

>> No.1745274

>>1744834
who cares
>>1744834
who cares
>>1744834
who cares

>> No.1745314
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>not watching classic game room

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>>1744671
>haha yeah tiger woods fuckin' his girlfriend in the ass lmao
>haha elmo fucking piece of shit blow his brains out lmao
>haha cookie monster catches that dude eating his wifes pussy and is like "i'll show u how 2 eat cookie!" LMAO

Mike please fucking die holy shit.
Holy fucking shit please die.

>> No.1745731

>>1745704
>>1744679

you know the worst part about Mike is that we all knew a kid like him.

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>>1745731
>tfw used to be the Mike of my group of friends
>tfw remembering all the embarrassing shit I did and said

>> No.1745745 [DELETED] 

>>1740851
He's looking old. Hopefully he fucking dies soon.

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>>1745745
No, he will soon making Wii games review

>> No.1746010

>>1741915
Completely agree.
Ian is Pat's version of Mike Matei

>> No.1746184

I can't stop watching gamesack and I don't know why

The videos are like 40 minutes long, and both the dudes are super awkward. They do know their shit though

>> No.1746203

>>1742327
Nah, my hairline is strong as fuck, I'll have hair on my 90s.

It'll be grey in 2 years or so, though, I'm not even 21

>> No.1746515

Come on, guys. You're being ridiculous. There's really nothing wrong with thinning hair. Right?

r-right?

guys?

;_;

>> No.1746545

>>1740851

Just watched james's video about books and i'm surprised.
For someone that almost idolater B-movies and horror flicks he read almost only non-fictional books, what not surprise me it's the lack of quality in the fictional genre though.

>> No.1746648

>>1744648
>An unwatchable shitty B-Movie
So Rolfe's normal movie output then?

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>>1746203
>Nah, my hairline is strong as fuck, I'll have hair on my 90s.

I remember thinking that, too.

>> No.1747019

Pat the NES Punk? That guy is a terrible actor and his reviews are horrendous. His Alisia Dragoon review was just grossly pandering.

>> No.1747037

>>1740851

bullshit, it was great. pat made me cringe some, but the one with loyd kaufman will always be the worst.

>> No.1747042

I checked out Pat's website after watching that video and listened to his podcast. His podcast is really good as far as retro podcasts go. Covers a myriad of topics and has a relaxed attitude with no schtick.

I suppose this cross-over served its purpose.

>> No.1747061

>>1746806
Don't jinx me bro

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>>1744671
>>1744679
>>1745704
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro

>> No.1747097

>>1747070

he should have played up how psychotic that situation looked.

>> No.1747107

>>1746806

Ive made peace with my hair line and discovered I look really good bald

>> No.1747193

>>1746806
Both my father and mother still have a hairdo well in their 60s and all my grandparents and grandparent-uncles do as well.

It's just in my generic. Strong thick white hair.

>> No.1747261

>>1742897
I FIND him PRETTY unwatchable due to the WEIRD emphasis he places on CERTAIN words.

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>>1747037
>The worst one
>Not shit pickle

>> No.1747304

>>1747037
Totally the opposite in my opinion but shitpickle takes the cake. Even the nerdy turd one with the Magnavox Odyssey was better.

>> No.1747308

>>1747287
This.

Shit Pickle was fucking dreadful.

>> No.1747310

AVGN's obsession with feces is unsettling. He doesn't look Jewish, so I'm guessing he's of German descent. Those disgusting Krauts are obsessed with excrement.

>> No.1747351

>>1742586
Big fan of Kinaman, but what the fuck is up with his neck??
Palsy?

>> No.1747375

>>1747310
Why are jews so depraved? I have a jew friend who would always tell me about the messed up stuff they would do at jew camp.

>>1747287
I would watch the Kaufman episode a thousand times before I ever suffered through shit pickle again.

>> No.1747443

>>>/vg/

>> No.1747832

>>1747375
>I have a jew friend who would always tell me about the messed up stuff they would do at jew camp.
Such as...?

>> No.1748095

>>1747832
Oh just typical teenage boy shit but at their religious camp, he told me they made a giant collage from porno mags once though. I don't know if thats more to him being russian than a jew though. This camp was in russia too he was talking about

>> No.1748140

>>1748095
>destroying porn to make a collage

madness...

>> No.1748508

>>1742118
>>1742168
I hope you guys are enjoying them they definitely deserve more subs. Might get their ass in gear to start putting out videos more regularly again. Generation 16 is just so great though because he goes so in depth about everything relevant to the game at the time. When he speaks about moonwalker he goes really in depth and gives a great perspective on michael jackson at that time. Dr. Sparkle in chrontendo is just relaxing to listen to although the presentation isn't as good, his opinions on games are kind of funny sometimes and he gives most games a fair assessment. He also throws in cool tidbits in his videos like the arcade roundup which showcases a bunch of arcade games that came out for the year he is talking about, talks about the history of adventure games.

>>1742090
Also wanted to share another master race show with everyone I can't believe I left him out. Chris does turbo grafx/pc engine reviews and they are the best on youtube. Guy has a real passion for the system I have been watching his videos since the early days and it would be great if he could get more subs too so he makes more turbo views.

http://www.turboviews.com/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcZq3_ZTPYB9ansiPiM7MiQ
I know I sound like a shill but these guys really do deserve more subs because I want more content. They all have good production value and are all interesting

>> No.1748516

>>1747443
If this goes away, we might as well do away with those Doom Generals and Rollercoaster Tycoon Generals, because that shit also belongs in /vg

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>>1747310
He does pronounce German well, but that may have been once when a fan asked him to say a German sentence in the Deadly Towers review. What kind of last name is Rolfe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spmKC2g6KhQ

>> No.1748532

>>1748520
The unusual English surname Rolfe derives ultimately from the Old Scandinavian and Germanic pre 5th century personal name "Hrodwulf". This was composed of the elements "hrod", meaning "renown", and "wulf", a wolf. In Norse the contracted form was "Hrolfr", in Danish and Swedish "Rolf", and it is said that these personal names reached England first through their popularity with Scandinavian settlers before the Norman Conquest of 1066. The Normans thereafter introduced their own form of the name, generally found as "Rou" or "Roul" and often Latinised as "Rollo"

from wiki

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>tfw I want to talk about retro games on the internet and can't because I'll be the 5th or 6th person to look at Snatcher or Ballblazer

>> No.1750371

>>1749480
Plus you're probably completely uninteresting and a terrible writer.

>> No.1750451

>>1741302
His videos are truly amazing, the Mario ones are full of interesting trivia and marvelous details of how life in Russia was during the 90s. That trivia about Pepsi, shit, mang, really cool. Plus he's a calm, serious reviewer, I think he tries too hard when he does the "I've been drinking too much" thing, but he only did it once. I trust this guy knowledge, he really knows his shit.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with him? Is he Marfan? not that it matters, i'm just curious.

>> No.1750456

The AVGN hasn't been good for along time because it feels like he is never confident with his own jokes, and pat's humor is always a disaster.

>> No.1750457

>>1750451
>truly amazing
lol.
just, lol

>> No.1750463

>>1750457
Just an opinion, bro. I can emphasize with him because in my third world country we actually had something akin to Dendy, called "Nichiman", but even then, kids would call any other 8-bit console "Atari". It wasn't until the SNES came out that people started calling ALL CONSOLES "Nintendo". Shit changed when the PSOne came out.

>> No.1750465

>>1750463
Let's stop killing the meaning of words like "amazing." Amazing would be if he invented an FTL engine, not making jokes on the internet.

>> No.1750473

>>1750465
I'm just amazed at how some aspects of living as a child in my third world country are really similar to those of people living in Russia, a place far, far, away with a different language and a different alphabet. Goes to show how powerful globalization really is.

Nice to know we still argue semantics on 4chan, means the intent to rage incoherently persists, even on the newest boards.

>> No.1750875

What did you guys think of this week's James & Mike Play?

playing Double Dragon on NES:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECXJG7U0M70

>> No.1750883

>>1750875
>Mike

nope.jpg

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>>1740893
>Pat
>funny
His skits truly are the worst.

>> No.1750895

>>1742370
Youth is showing.
>>>/v/

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The thing about Rolfe is not that he's funny but that he's endearing for making cheesy videos and being an out of touch relic from the Ghostbusters/Back to the Future/TMNT generation.

>>1740891
He's lucky for it to happen in his mid-30s.

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>>1742327
>TFW baldness does not run in my family
>Both sides
>Ancestors had a full head of hair all the way to the bitter end

>> No.1751321

>>1740893
I think they got zero chemistry. Like James mostly doesn't give a shit while Pat gives way too much of a shit. Mike is more on James' wavelength with some mischievousness thrown in.

>> No.1751390

>>1742370
Totalbiscuit is a giant douchbag. I have no idea how he has any following.
>implying Egoraptor isn't great
Do you even remember 2006-8 Newgrounds?

>> No.1751394

>>1751390
>2006-8 Newgrounds
I'm gonna hurl.

>> No.1751410

>>1751394
>shitting on Newgrounds
how young are you?

>> No.1751414

>>1751410
Dude, 2006 was way, way, way past Newgrounds' prime from 1999-2004 or so.

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>>1744671
Let me play Doubles Advocate here. The beginning sequence where Bert and Ernie 'address the crowd' would be compromised for the home video release, since this would be seen by even fewer people, and even fewer people who would wear a cardigan casually. It would work perfectly in a movie theater, however.

Secondly, I do find it odd that he has a poster and a photograph of Tiger Woods, not to mention they look identical. Considering the time the video was made, a reference to the Tiger Woods incident (how a random car crash led to him fucking behind his wife's back) wouldn't be out of place.

The Muppet characters (aside from Big Bird) are given very few seconds of full body screenshots, to compromise for how awkward and uncanny the legs are animated. Likewise, the plot of the movie is kinda dumb, like really dumb. The whole reason the movie even happens is because Zoey grabbed Elmo's blanket and wouldn't give it back to him, and then it ripped in half due to them arguing.

A movie with musical numbers one after another is just grating, whether it's for kids or adults. Kids don't care about musical numbers, they just want to see Elmo and how he is going to find his blanket. And as he said, not many kids would have the attention span to watch this movie without Bert and Ernie cutting in to explain the situation to break up the monotony.

Elmo is a legit annoying character. I cannot stand how he speaks in third person, I cannot stand children, and I cannot stand how he looks. The "ultimate challenge" forcing the entire audience to blow raspberries isn't exactly smart. Kids aren't smart to begin with, so if they can imitate something they see on TV, they will do it.

That said, this review was awful. It's so awful, it's actually kinda funny in a post-4chan meta-ironic sorta way.

>> No.1752218

>>1750875
James seemed to be really enjoying himself. Made me happy for him.

>> No.1752624

>>1752203
Doubles advocate?
For all intensive purposes, I believe that what you mean to say is "Devil's Advocate".

>> No.1752770

>>1740851
i think it was much better than most of the stuff he did recently, though.

>> No.1752787

>>1740851
AVGN did a good review, I heard. I haven't found it yet, but it's in there somewhere supposedly.

>> No.1753278

>q and a video
>shows the audience every now and again
>all that sperg and neckbeard
>mfw I'm like that too
>AVGN fan base

Also there's a random old woman there. Poor Mom.

>> No.1753350

>>1742897
He's pretty fun but I wouldn't consider what he does "reviews"
He basically just talks about how awesome something is over and over and how much he enjoys it. It's fun to listen to someone so enthusiastic about old video games but he is completely subjective in every way and doesn't even attempt a "review".

>> No.1753376

>>1752624
>intensive puropses
it's "intents and purposes"

>probs b8 tho

>> No.1753380

>>1751390
Wow, shitty newgrounds animations that are barely watchable today, so amazing.
You are aware your internet nostalgia doesn't mean anything to other people?

>> No.1753385

>>1744648
Isn't that what he's going for though? Just checking off all the B-movie tropes he can think of?

>> No.1753392

>>1753385
Yeah, and there's an audience for that who are going to enjoy the movie, anyone expecting something like a legit motion picture should not watch this. I'm just going to enjoy all the practical effects they are going to do.

>> No.1753414

James Mike and Bootsy Q&A at TooManyGames on June 29.
(Just uploaded.):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5uvYhYlzS8

Holy SHIT Mike is a fag-goat. But Bootsy seems like a pretty cool dude, I like him.

>> No.1754281

>>1753414
Bootsy is always great.

>> No.1754286

>>1754281
Bootsy is good in Board James, other than that he feels tacked on and is fucking boring.

It feels like he's sitting there thinking "I'm 40 years old playing video games with these fucking nerds".

He just seems too mature to be sitting next to james and mike.

>> No.1754315

>>1754286
>>1754281
>>1753414
Who is Bootsy to them, anyway? He's always just ... there

>> No.1754326

>>1754315
He made his debut in The Board James episodes years back.

Ever since then, they let him play some vidya with them sometimes.

They all went to college together.

>> No.1754529

>>1754326
>They all went to college together.
Aah okay

>> No.1754560

>>1754529
The classic story of how many men got stuck with dumbass shitheel buddies.

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He's gonna be full bald in a few years.

>> No.1754604

>>1754601
:(

>> No.1754609

>>1754601
He will switch to full baseball cap mode by then.
Never taking it off. He'll probably find some nintendo themed one so it looks like it's part of his AVGN costume.

Why do you think the nostalgia critic wears a hat?

>> No.1754623

>>1754609
>Why do you think the nostalgia critic wears a hat?

Because he's a fucking faggot.

>> No.1754632

>>1754623
You sound upset.

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>>1754601
>[

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>>1754668
He might no look so bad if he went full on bald.

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>>1754678
I can't wait for when he looks like this

>> No.1754969

>>1754668
>>1754678
>>1754791
no
guys
stahp

>> No.1755259

>>1754601
>tfw 23 and thinning hair
No one else in my family has ever had a problem with hair loss. Doctor says it's probably from some long lost relative I never met. Thanks a lot asshole.

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Guile will donate his retro pixel hair

>> No.1755392

>>1753376
It was intentional.
captcha: mfess GEORGE

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>nost posting the tierlist

>> No.1755487

>>1755470
Tiers are just forced opinions.

Seriously though, Bugs Bunny and ROB were just full of boring live-action gags with barely any gameplay / criticism. Roger Rabbit was one of the better early episodes while Master Chu and Wally Bear were so bad even the Nerd himself said so in one of the "Revisited" episodes. Also, most of the hardware episodes were equally great, but why such difference in tiers (eg. Power Glove vs. Virtual Boy)?
Finally, I can't think any other reason to put AVGN games in the worst tier than "hurr durr I can't accept advertising". Can you really say it was as bad as Toxic Crusaders with a straight face?

About the only thing I agree is the "Forgettable Tier" and even there Schwarzenegger and Rocky feel out of place.

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>>1754969

>> No.1756574

>>1755506
anon why do you do this
=(

>> No.1756576

>>1755470
I can't even disagree with this

Whoever made this is a bro tier anon

>> No.1756635

James and Mike Play is great every week. I like to watch it every monday. Something about the gebuine chemistry and humor is awesome

>> No.1756643

>>1756635
They are too immature together.
Not in a good way.
Just really grade school type humor that isn't really funny.

I prefer james alone, or with anyone else really.

>> No.1758147

>>1742016
CGR is too jokey? I disagree, I find him to be one of the few channels left with a good balance of both humor and information.

>> No.1758153

>>1742492
Brutalmoose does the whole JonTron humor thing pretty well. He's more dialed back, though, and it's more enjoyable as a result. Does a good mix of retro and modern vidya. I highly recommend checking him out.

>> No.1758169

>>1758153

is Jontron supposed to sound like an over caffeinated Lou Costello.

>> No.1758170

>>1758169
I've never heard that before, but I guess it fits.

>> No.1758364

>>1755470
Toxic Crusaders deserve its own tier.

>> No.1758553

>>1758364
Ultimate Bestest tier of all time tier.
If you dislike that episode, you have shit taste.

They had such great on screen chemistry and comedic timing on that episode. shit was legit.

Watch this episode, then watch the most recent scripted episode with pat the nes punk.


see the difference.

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>AVGN makes a video
>/vr/ sucks his dick
>any other person makes a video
>YOUTUBE CELEBRITIES ARE CANCER GB2/v/

>> No.1758627

>>1758617
Most of /vr/ is here because of him.

>> No.1758629

Kind of wish he'd get away from Mike "Castle my Asshole" Mattei, but somehow they're best buds. Like, you can tell when a joke in an AVGN episode was written by Mike.

>> No.1758631

>>1742610
>Liking FF7

>> No.1758634

>>1758627
ew don't say that

>> No.1758728

>>1758634
You know it's true

>> No.1758747

>>1758728
You're giving that James Rolfe faggot too much credit if you think classic gaming isn't strong enough to support itself.

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>>1742610
>liking Final Fantasy VII.

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This is Youtube /vr/ general now? Alright.

I was recently linked to these Clanofthegraywolf dudes, and they seem legit. Their 16-bit gems series is pretty good.

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Myasshasworms is only channel I watch, man

>> No.1759319

>>1758819

some episodes are better than others, In one of the DQ games he spends too much time trying to explain the Japanese L R thing as if anyone who would even watch him didn't already know

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>>1755470
>Bugs Bunny episodes
>god tier
I don't need to see the rest.

>> No.1759373

>>1758752
YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

>> No.1759385

>>1750875
It was fun. Better when it's just them and not one of their boring friends.

>> No.1759387

>>1753414
Mike seemed hungover or something, not usually how he acts.

>> No.1759412

anyone watch lazygame reviews?

>> No.1759415

>>1759412

I think everyone here on /vr watches him

>> No.1759417

>>1759415
I don't.

>> No.1759424

I thought it was alright. The James' responce to pats lousy jokes was spot on. Though real unscripted interaction would have been better.

>> No.1759460

>>1742492

Necroscope, plus Tietmarduk and Aarava. They are pretty much essential if you're into F1 or racing games at all.

>> No.1759464

Myasshasworms is the only dude on youtube worth watching.

>> No.1759671

Do you guys watch Weird Videogames?
Some of the videos are fun,
new ones are pretty shit though.

>> No.1759732

>>1740878
Yes it was. And 10/10 music

>> No.1759746
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>>1742414
>mfw in southern indiana

it hurts to live

>> No.1762069

>>1752624
>intensive purposes
I believe what you meant to say was "Intents and purposes". Mistakes like those are diamond dozen these days.

>> No.1762124

>>1762069
>Mistakes like those are diamond dozen

*Mistakes like those are a diamond a dozen

>> No.1762129

>>1759464
>Not thinking Kinaman is worth watching

>> No.1762146

>>1758819
I think clanofthegreywolf is ok but what really impresses me is the fact that Roo has a hot wife.

He's featured on The Game Chasers occasionally and on one episode they asked his wife how she felt about him getting more games and she goes "Great, more boxes of useless shit!". Despite her poor attitude towards his game collecting, she's definitely a QT 3.14. It makes me respect him more, knowing his nerdy ass could land an attractive wife.

>> No.1762149

>>1762146
He looks like a white ray romano.
I want to punch his face.
He does good reviews though.

>> No.1762168

>>1762149
>white Ray Romano
>implying Ray Romano isn't white

Stormfront pls go

>> No.1762195

>>1759746
Where in Indiana exactly?
And what do you look like?

>> No.1762221

>>1762129
Ill check him out.

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>>1742897

>> No.1762913

>>1762124
Why is /vr/ suddenly a doggy dog board?

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>>1762146
>roo's wife
hghghhhhhhhh

>> No.1764545

>>1742210
Parker has less than 200 subs so why should I care? I don't even know who parker is but you're a fucking idiot, and one of the biggest reason these pieces of shit like pewedpit or whoever get popular. You only watch something that has followers because you are a follower.

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>>1759412
I hate his voice. He sounds like he's constantly trying to sound like a failed radio presenter.

>> No.1764557

>>1764481
>SNES marathons every year
>She's there with him on the chat
>People on the chat say they want to cum inside Roo instead of her

I don't know if it's respect or they're gay, they all end up being banned anyway. The marathons are cool though.

>> No.1764560

>>1764557
>Chat
I mean sofa, seeing him and his friends play games.

>> No.1764631

>>1764551
Does a good Dook job, though.

Besides, he did a review of A-Train, which gives him automatic cool factor.

>> No.1764652

>>1764551
It's probably mainly because you hate yourself.

>> No.1764747

>>1742492
Retsupurae, Fitzthistlewits, thesodapopboys and Jon Tron are decent.

>> No.1764750

>>1764652
>implying there's anyone on this board that doesn't hate themselves

>> No.1764874

IT'S HAPPENING
SEPTEMBER 2
GET FUCKING HYPED

https://twitter.com/cinemassacre/status/488366865995943936

Looks pretty good to be honest.
Is cinemassacre.com really filtered?

>> No.1764894

>>1764874
Getting hype is the last thing you want to do for this movie.

What you want to do is stay unhype, so that if it sucks, you aren't dissapointed, and if it doesn't suck, you have the greatest of times.

>> No.1764947

>>1764894
That applies to anything, really.

That's why /v/ hates all games.

>> No.1764978

>>1764947
True

>> No.1765047

The worst reviewer is JonTron. I hope he trips on a dildo and falls into a wheat thresher.

>> No.1765683

>>1758728
Can't speak for other anons, but definitely not true for me. When the GCN was relevant, I was still buying NES/SNES games because I appreciated them and had grown up with them. This appreciation never went away for me, /vr/ was made one day, and now here I am.

>> No.1765685

>>1759412
>>1759415
Never heard of him

>> No.1765708

>>1765047
Today's wheat threshers have a safety bar to stop people from falling into them. Plus I'm fairly sure he'd be too fat to fit in one anyways. I'd be more realistic to hope he trips on a dildo and falls into a turbine engine.

>> No.1765735

Anyone watch retrogametech? Scottish guy with an awesome accent. I like his repair and ebay find videos.

>> No.1765853

>>1765735
yeah I watched a couple of his videos his accent is so soothing and amazing. I am not too fond of british accents but scottish on the other hand is amazing.

>> No.1765872

>>1765735
Yeah, his videos are great. I can't believe some of the deals that he finds.

>> No.1766237

>>1762195
Next to Illinois and i look like a shaggy ripoff.

>> No.1766592

>>1764551
This. As much as I like LGR, that shit had to really grow on me.

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>this new trailer

Jesus Christ, this is gonna be so bad...

>> No.1766654

>>1766625
haven't seen
link?

>> No.1766668

>>1766654
Go to cinemassacre.

>> No.1766674

>>1764874
>Looks pretty good to be honest.

Please be kidding. I realize this is one of those direct-to-video self published "because I went to filmschool so what else am I going to do" type things, but holy shit that trailer is some of the worst garbage possible. The plot and script appear to be lower quality than an actual nerd episode for Youtube. I can't even imagine a 5 year old being able to enjoy this.

>> No.1766676

>>1766625
I hope he doesn't kill himself when he goes backrupt and has to sell his kid. ;_;

>> No.1766684

>>1764874
>>1766625
Well hey, at least he's realizing his goal. Most people also tend to forget that this is one of the few kickstarters/indiegogo projects where the creator actually kept his promise.

>> No.1766798

>>1764747
those are all fucking trash and you should be ashamed

>> No.1766807

>>1764747
>Retsupurae

Please, next thing you're gonna say is you think VoidBurger is funny.

>> No.1766874

>>1766676
if you saw how many sold out shows it has on his website, you'd know he's making bank just off of that

I also like how everyone on /vr/ can't wait to see how bad it is. that's kind of the point of a b-movie

>> No.1766881

>>1766674

Exaggeration. You typed that as if you were expecting a million dollar movie. Take it down a notch, champ.

>> No.1766948

At least Mike Matei wasn't in that episode. I can't stand that fucking guy

>> No.1767385

>>1755470

Crazy Castle is one of his worst. Also, those three minute episodes in the beginning aren't very good. Friday The 13th is very it started getting great.

>> No.1767387

>>1767385

when, not very

>> No.1767550

What was the last good AVGN episode ?

>> No.1767561

>>1759412
I just got around to watching his thrift store videos, turns out he lives in the same town as me. He bought a NES bundle that I looked at and passed on myself. That was neat.

>> No.1767568

>>1767550
I liked the Schwarzenegger games episode. He was being sarcastic and cynic about the games (like in the older episodes) instead of randomly putting wear words together.

"You can ride the red scorpions"
"You can't ride the green scorpions, are you crazy?"
"A tyrannosaurus rex of sex... like me"

Those cracked me up.

>> No.1767569

>>1767561
beat the shit out of him

>> No.1767612

>>1767569
why? seems like a nice enough guy.

>> No.1767626

>>1767550

Wish List

>> No.1767694

>>1742352
i just watched the plumbers dont wear ties episode and i thought it was funny both from his reaction and the game

>> No.1767710

>>1742352

I'm 30 and I love his videos. His videos are entertaining and informative, and it's fun to see him wreck all the shitty games I grew up playing.

Of course, the "I'd rather [insert something about shit and piss and an animal here] rants are never funny. I'm glad he doesn't do that so much any more.

>> No.1767809

>>1767612
so? Once he is defeated in battle his collection will become yours!

>> No.1767839

>>1767809
meh, he collects mostly old PC stuff. not really my thing.

>> No.1767871

>>1740851
pat was really funny when he was sat on the couch doing improv

prerecorded he was shit

>> No.1767876

>>1766674
It's going to be a b-movie, we all should have known this from the get go.

I've seen some pretty terrible b-movies and this seems pretty alright and enjoyable.

However what I really don't like is that James opted for having a token black friend and a token girl gamer. Most likely the movie won't turn out 100% as good as it could have been.

>> No.1768059

>>1767876
Pretty much this. The side characters seem bad, but I thoroughly think this will be a fun movie. Yes, it's going to be bad, but it really looks like it will just be fun to watch. Wish they were coming to my state...

>> No.1768070

>>1768059
>>1767876
I expect that they sidecharacters will be killed off in the first half, honestly.

>> No.1768103

>>1767876
>>1768059
Oh please, because AVGN's main attraction is the deep dialogues.

>> No.1768248

He's just such an awful wooden actor

>> No.1768304

>>1758627
I'm only here because of the Nerd and I say that with embarrassment and the sincere belief that I should've been born earlier.

Instead I'll forever be raised on the PSwun.

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>>1766625
>mfw the movie was funded with "donations"
you know Lordkat is a piece of shit but goddamn if he wasn't right about the scumbaggery that is asking for "donations", fuck all the assholes who practice that shit

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>>1758153
Decided to watch brutalmoose because of this post, already love it. Thanks

Captcha: Stepup Bhudists

>> No.1768932

>>1768496
it's completely legal man. Just cause your a lazy fucker who would never start his own business, don't hate on others for using their fans to further their own. You're just jelly

>> No.1768934

I own Bayou Billy.
Price going up to $500 when?

>> No.1768945

>>1768934
This Thursday at 11 am

>> No.1768947

>>1768945
Be there be square

>> No.1769074

>>1768304
At least you admit it.
Good job anon.

>> No.1769097

>>1768947
Mate I already bought 20 copies off Craigslist
Let the gold rush begin

>> No.1769119

>>1768304
>Instead I'll forever be raised on the PSwun.

but Pswun was amazing

>> No.1769142

>>1767876
There's a difference between being a b-movie and being shit.

>> No.1769224

>>1767876
>muh diversity
Yeah.. that ruined it for me too.

>not just making a vidya Wayne's World movie

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Replay Retro does some good systems overviews. No fucking around or forced humor there:

https://www.youtube.com/user/ReplayRetro

>> No.1772263

>>1741302
Excellent vid, anon

>> No.1772530

>>1742996
He's crying about the coked up chicken. That only shows up every now and then. What a bitch

>> No.1772630

>>1772530
as much as I do love Mark, that character wore out it's welcome a long time ago.

Also Brandon is amazing and should be in the show more often.

And my god, I hate the undertow guy.

>> No.1772693

>>1772630
I'm listening to an undertow review (Gain Ground for what it's worth) in the background right now and holy shit you're right. This guys SOUNDS like he's wearing a fedora. The chicken is awful too. Otherwise yeah, Mark is great.

>> No.1772723

Undertow sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet. Absolutely horrible.

>> No.1772765

>>1772723
there is a bunch of undertoads and most of them suck but you're probably talking about derek and yeah he fucking sucks.

>> No.1772765,1 [INTERNAL] 

what about vexed gamer???