/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.1704762]

What shitty game did you dump hours and hours into when you were a kid simply because it was a game you had?

[Anonymous No.1704764]

I had to have gotten close to beating dennis the menace on snes
Lack of internet is what made games like this hard/fun. I couldn't just look up wtf to do, i had to waste a life guessing

[Anonymous No.1704765]

>>1704764
I had the game boy version of this and I wasted a bunch of time on it as a kid. I remember that I actually liked back in the day too.

[Anonymous No.1704771]

>See this game in the mall
>Please dad
>Sure how can this go wrong

[Anonymous No.1704772]

Bart vs. the Space Aliens
Batman Forever
Aerofighters Assault

[Anonymous No.1704774]

>"It'll be just like I'm playing the cartoon!"

[Anonymous No.1704775]

>>1704772
>Bart vs. the Space Aliens
I had this badboy
I sat in the backseat of the car from michigan to florida a couple of times and still could never get to the third minigame in this

[Anonymous No.1704776]

>>1704762
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGWMDwY8

[Anonymous No.1704782]

>>1704762
Spyro: A Hero's Tale. I distinctly playing this on a little TV in my room curled up next to the heater. I will never experience such comfort again.

[Anonymous No.1704795]

Dragon Warrior, spent forever looking for Erdrick's Shield. Fun fact, it doesn't fucking exist.

When I get bored of looking for the item that doesn't exist I sometimes play Zelda 2 until I touch the cart in such a way that it delete my save file which then I go back looking for the non-existing shield.

[Anonymous No.1704801]

>>1704795
kids these days will never know with their 500gb console harddrives

[Anonymous No.1704802]

poured hundreds of hours into this as a kid, don't know if I'd say it's shitty though because I had an absolute blast exploring the huge completely open-ended world and discovering all its mysteries, or at least trying too as I never beat the game until I was grown and I could look at a faq online

[Anonymous No.1704820]

>>1704795
>Erdrick's Shield
i made it in dq9

[Anonymous No.1704846]

I've prolly played through this game hundreds of times, dozens without even getting hit once.
even the robot levels

[Anonymous No.1704857]

[Anonymous No.1704873]

This game sucked and I knew it sucked but I played the living fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.1704874]

>>1704775
I had that too, and I couldn't stand how hard a time I had with it, but I could never stop playing.

Other than that, I had pic related. I tried so hard, and I kept hoping it would get easier, or I would get better. I just couldn't get through this game. I still think it looked good and sounded good for a Wolverine game.

I should go back to both some day, it's probably been at least fifteen years at least since I played either of those.

[Anonymous No.1704881]

>>1704874
I downloaded bart vs the juggernauts because of this thread.
I can still knock the bully off with the skateboard but that basketball level is still hard af.

I remember scoring twice when i was a kid and being so excited because i was finally going to move on, but i fucked up and didn't 1 shot the bully and was too poor for level 3.

[Anonymous No.1704887]

>>1704881
God I'm having uncomfortable feelings remembering playing the shock board. I would always fuck something up at the last minute.

I hated that god damn skateboard. I could usually knock the dude off, but the anxiety would build up so much playing that game I fear it may have caused permanent damage.

I should download and play it again.

[Anonymous No.1704891]

Well what do you know, most of this is licensed shit.

[Anonymous No.1704893]

>>1704887
>I fear it may have caused permanent damage.
>I should download and play it again.

[Anonymous No.1704927]

>>1704893
It's 4chan, we fuck ourselves up so we see how awful reality is.

[Anonymous No.1704934]

This fucking game right here. It was one of the few games I had back when I was a kid but my brother and I eventually ended up beating it only to find out that the ending was complete shit and after beating the boss the game just went back to the last save before the boss.

My heart was broken and even to today I pretty much won't play a game that after beating will send you back to your last save. Shit's gay, yo


Sidenote: what the fuck is up with Google Capcha, it's only showing fucking house numbers and not the other half of the captcha that I actually need to type in to post. ;_;

[Anonymous No.1704937]

This fucking game right here. It was one of the few games I had back when I was a kid but my brother and I eventually ended up beating it only to find out that the ending was complete shit and after beating the boss the game just went back to the last save before the boss.

My heart was broken and even to today I pretty much won't play a game that after beating will send you back to your last save. Shit's gay, yo


Sidenote: what the fuck is up with Google Capcha, it's only showing fucking house numbers and not the other half of the captcha that I actually need to type in to post. ;_;

[Anonymous No.1704939]

>>1704937
just type in the house number and hit enter, works every time

[Anonymous No.1704942]

>>1704939
Nope nope nope, not helping google on that one. I still type in Nigger for the easy to read capchas. Might be the reason why they're giving me these gay ones.

[Anonymous No.1704951]

>>1704942
It's most likely for google maps which i use
so i just let them have it

[Anonymous No.1704958]

>>1704937
Having that same problem with captchas
I'm having to hit the sound option to actually be able to post, and the sound gives me a completely different number from the captcha.
>>1704939
Does not work

To stay on topic, I wasted hours on fucking Rat Attack for the N64.

[Anonymous No.1704980]

[Anonymous No.1704989]

One of the worst sonic games ever made.

[Anonymous No.1704991]

>>1704989
i loved it lol, i begged my parents to buy it after playing it at a friends
I did have a massive boner for sonic though

[Anonymous No.1704994]

>>1704937
>>1704958

>not using 4chanX

[Anonymous No.1704995]

>>1704891
>most of this is licensed shit
That's about what I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.1704997]

>>1704994
I'm using 4chanX, is there something I'm missing?

[Anonymous No.1705006]

Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout, for the NES.

Something about the music and bonus rooms were comforting.

[Anonymous No.1705043]

>>1704989
Featuring some of the worst FM music in the history of ever.

[Anonymous No.1705047]

>>1705043

No way, that soundtrack is rad as hell.

[Anonymous No.1705237]

This piece of shit here. it has horribly slow and choppy gameplay, and you can't play as either dhalsim, E.Honda or Vega. Glad I got it fo free off a friend.

[Anonymous No.1705242]

>>1704846
The OP says
>shitty game

[Anonymous No.1705249]

TMNT, though I wouldn't really call it a shitty game despite its reputation. I played it so much I actually got good at it.

Suck at it now though.

[Anonymous No.1705251]

>>1705249
My copy was broken. Once I got to the water level with the electrified seaweed it would freeze every time. I enjoyed it up to that part though.

[Anonymous No.1705252]

>>1704989
>>1705043
Either straight trolling or the worst taste I've seen

[Anonymous No.1705253]

i thought this was pretty shitty when i was a kid, but i played it anyway. now i like it.

[Anonymous No.1705257]

>>1705043
no bossin the drossin

[Anonymous No.1705284]

>>1704857
seriously, fuck those.

[Anonymous No.1705285]

>Look Look
I made it to the third chapter on this game and got stuck. To this day I still remember how to find all the secret stuff in the first chapter.

Just typing that I feel compelled to go try it again.

[Anonymous No.1705291]

>>1704762

TMNT
Bart Vs Space Mutants.

shitty jumps in both games.

[Anonymous No.1705296]

One time, I forgot to take my bag of NES games to grandma's for summer vacation and was stuck playing The Legacy of the Wizard or some shit. It had awesome music and some of the bosses were pretty amazing.

[Anonymous No.1705306]

I was all about the James Ponds even though they're very laborious and boring.

[Anonymous No.1705307]

was pretty cool

[Anonymous No.1705313]

This game is really bland and painfully mediocre to the point where I am really surprised at how it managed to spawn an entire series of vastly superior sequels.

But back then it didn't take much to at least create an illusion of a big, open world, exploration, interesting characters and engaging combat. It was my Skyrim and I sank hundreds of hours into it, many to play it like an RPG in every sense of the world: to simply run around the world, get into every nook and cranny of it, fish and hunt at random places, eat fruit from the trees, settle down in an empty house in one of those towns. It was super silly, looking back at it, but back then I was hooked.

[Anonymous No.1705323]

>trying as hard as possible to remember any bad games I did so more than scratch
>still can't remember anything

Screw it. It was probably all for the better. Paying close attention to what was popular out of laziness I guess payed off.

[Anonymous No.1705346]

>>1704775
Yeah this game shat in my mouth as well

[Anonymous No.1705385]

Back To The Future III (MD)
also:
Hook (GB)
Simpsons: Escape From Camp Deadly (GB)
Dragonheart (GB)

[Anonymous No.1705386]

For quite a while I only had access to this book and a handful of computer magazines that also had some BASIC game listings. Had to type them all in, and then adapt a few things here and there to get the programs to run in my BASIC dialect.

They were all text mode games. By that I mean pure text mode, the kind that would actually work ok on an actual teletype machine (so nothing like ncurses, etc.) because the listings in this book are actually adaptations of BASIC programs that were first created on minicomputers (the hardware that was around before microcomputers).

A lot of these games were pretty boring after you played them a few times, but there were some cool ones. Eliza, Hunt the Wumpus, Seabattle, and Trucker (a simulation game) come to mind. Also a few strategy games like Blackjack, Gomoku, etc.

Anyway, this (and other similar books) can be found online here:
http://www.atariarchives.org/morebasicgames/
It's got the full BASIC listings along with printouts of actual play sessions, so you can get a good idea of what these games were like. The artwork used in this book was really evocative back then, and I still dig it to this day.

[Anonymous No.1705394]

>>1704989
>>1705043
You're pretty lucky if that's the worst retro Sonic game you've ever played.

[Anonymous No.1705395]

>>1705394
I enjoyed the PC version by myself

[Anonymous No.1705401]

>>1705313
Breath of fire is fucking awesome, what the hell are you smoking. BTW the Gameboy version is better cause you can run.

One is better than two imo, turning into a dragon is badass.

[Anonymous No.1705409]

You don't know pain.

It's actually alright.

[Anonymous No.1705414]

>>1705395
<spoiler>You aren't alone</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.1705429]

>>1705285

Wow, this game is good, man. How can you look to this gif and say this game is shitty?

[Anonymous No.1705436]

Well. I still like this game, I can name many worse fighting games. This is quite playable.

[Anonymous No.1705441]

[Anonymous No.1705443]

>>1704980
fuck that game

[Anonymous No.1705445]

I know this is going to rustle some jimmies but it was too hard for me when i was a kid. And since it was the game i progressed the least in i always felt obligated to play it. I know it's not shitty but it really pissed me off. The furthest i ever got was just past the waterfall cliff level. I always want to appreciate these games but they're just too hard for me.

[Anonymous No.1705446]

I don't even like puzzle games

[Anonymous No.1705460]

Honestly didn't have a lot of shitty games growing up. My library consisted of Mario/Duck Hunt, Mario 3, Double Dragon, POW, TMNT, Pokemon, Tetris, and this. It's probably the closest to shitty out of all of them.

[Anonymous No.1705474]

I actually liked this as a kid

[Anonymous No.1705476]

>>1704762
These fuckers are on the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.1705482]

You don't know pain. Until you've played poverty fighting games.
I beat it

[Anonymous No.1705483]

>>1705482
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.1705492]

I have no idea why I wanted this game. But I begged and I begged for it.

I mostly played Avalanche and Armadon.

[Anonymous No.1705497]

>>1705446
my Brother used to make me play this with him and I hated it.
Probably because I was 5 so not very smart

[Anonymous No.1705595]

For some reason, I loved the shit out of this game as a kid, I couldn't get enough. It's not necessarily bad, but it's definitely not that great, looking back on it.

[Anonymous No.1705596]

>>1705446
My parents played the hell out of that. My dad actually got up to level 99 or 100, whatever the max was, and played for over an hour, convinced there was some kind of ending to the game. There isn't.

[Anonymous No.1705639]

>>1704782
i dont consider that a shitty game, i never understood why people dislike it

[Anonymous No.1705686]

Probably Corporation for the Mega Drive. It's the first game I ever played that I knew, in a sense, was 'bad' but I kept at it because it was so strange to me, and I wanted to figure it out. I just went randomly between floors, walking into walls at 2fps, never really getting anywhere.

[Anonymous No.1705703]

My little sister and I were determined to beat Ren & Stimpy: Time Warp just because we owned it. Looking back on it, the game was poorly designed for an SNES title, but it was still playable enough for us to eventually beat it. It didn't feel very rewarding at the end, though.

[Anonymous No.1705709]

>>1705313
I was always pretty butthurt at that game because I needed guides to find any of the elemental sprite power-ups, and practically any secret the game had to offer outside optional bosses. The retarded places they were in reminds me of the retarded codes just to do a fatality in Mortal Kombat 3. There were so many things not to like about the game, but the mask of a good presentation lead me to eventually finishing it.

[Anonymous No.1705753]

>>1705409
i still have that game

[Anonymous No.1705762]

>>1704874
Fuck, that game's godawful theme is permanently burned into my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBwVsgLYP9Y&feature=kp

>WOLVERINE

[Anonymous No.1705782]

>>1705762
Bahaha, that song's so bad, it's good.

[Anonymous No.1705794]

>>1704762
The Simpsons Wrestling.

[Anonymous No.1705807]

Scooby-Doo! Classic Creep Capers for the GBC.

[Anonymous No.1705824]

i don't remember bothering with games i didn't like as a kid. to be honest i was rather lucky choosing games (zelda, zelda II, SMB 2, castlevania, rad racer, MM 3, ghosts 'n goblins, legacy of the wizard, metroid, double dragon).

i was, however, very disappointed when i got ultima III: exodus. i didn't know what the fuck an rpg game was before that. couldn't get into it so i never played it. i did, however, recall liking the music.

[Anonymous No.1705832]

Hard to say if this game was "shitty", but I know I never knew what the fuck I was doing in it. I never made any progress, I'd just walk around and shit for a while, play one of the minigames, get an F, restart.

[Anonymous No.1705838]

>>1705709
You're talking about BoF 2 right? The original is the same thing except worse in every way, it doesn't even have good presentation, it's bland and generic like shit. I still loved it.

[Anonymous No.1705841]

>>1705476
>Krusty's Fun House
> Shitty

[Anonymous No.1705846]

>>1705838
The original was just generic and nothing special. I beat both and liked both, but things about the 2nd game just irritated me when I was younger. How do I put it. If you play RPGs with a completionist mentality and the secrets they put in feel so obscure (and with no clues), they require a guide, it's very annoying. I know one of those elemental sprites was in this map that was underwater, on an invisible tile, and if I remember correctly, there were no NPCs that suggested to that fact. I'm pretty sure most of them were in bogus areas... and fishing for the ultimate equipment was a silly concept too.

[Anonymous No.1705876]

Lots of this

Played it again recently, had to quit after jumping through a glitched wall and ending up on the wrong level, making the game unwinnable

[Anonymous No.1705883]

Adams family values for Snes. No saving and a password function that was useless because the game never gave you a password. After the greenhouse you pretty much had to guess where to go and the difficulty was ramping up quickly. Still played because it had sone really cool segments and art. And I wouldnt get another game for 6 months.

[Anonymous No.1705904]

like 90% of all movie related games
>you like a movie
>game comes out
>epic boxart
>save all your money and finally buy it
>game sucks or is too damn hard
>finish it anyway

[Anonymous No.1705934]

B.O.B for the SNES.

From what I remember it had good points but largely bad - I think every single level had a time limit which is something I've always disliked - I tend to find they just make a game stressful rather than fun, and they're a bit of an artificial challenge in the same sort of vein as Tomb Raider's instant death traps you have no way of knowing until you've hit them. Liked all the different weapons, but by and large it was bit meh. Seem to remember it being ridiculously hard too, again largely thanks to the time limit. Still played it quite a lot.

[Anonymous No.1705970]

>>1704989
Anyone else notice eggman's arm outside the glass bubble that he's sitting inside of

[Anonymous No.1705976]

>>1705970
It's a windshield

[Anonymous No.1705978]

>>1704989
>>1705394
Both of these games are fun
You want a bad mascot game take a look at what Nintendo shat out for the CD-i

[Anonymous No.1705980]

>>1705970
Go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.1706001]

>>1705904
The NES version of that was actually pretty fun though, and had some kickass music

[Anonymous No.1706004]

>>1704846
That game is GOAT as fuck.

[Anonymous No.1706024]

Some Daffy Duck game for SNES where he's an astronaut, or someshit, and shoots things. I'm too lazy to look it up; but, it fucking pissed me off in addition to it sucking.

[Anonymous No.1706035]

>>1706024
>Some Daffy Duck game for SNES where he's an astronaut, or someshit, and shoots things.
That has to be Duck Dodgers. It's a long-running series of Buck Rogers/Flash Gordon parodies.

[Anonymous No.1706039]

>>1705429
I actually agree, It's not that bad, but for a game that bills itself as Pac-Man 2, it doesn't quite come off as a sequel and it gets a ton of hate for that. For console babbys like me, never having played a point-and-click adventure game before, it's pretty hard to get used to.

[Anonymous No.1706047]

I loved yugioh. This game is an abomination, thought. No rules, no logic, only pain. I couldn´t even get to the final boss. Seto was such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.1706049]

>>1706035
I'm aware of the cartoon and what it parodies, I just couldn't remember the name.

Also: fuck that game.

[Anonymous No.1706050]

>>1706047
Sorry, forgot pic

[Anonymous No.1706080]

The game pictured. I only had it and sonic 2 for the first 2 years of my console life. Played the shit out of it but those were dark times.

[Anonymous No.1706097]

>>1706001
>kickass music
You can thank Naoki Kodaka for that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naoki_Kodaka

[Anonymous No.1706107]

>>1706039

The original title is just "Hello Pac-Man" anyway.

[Anonymous No.1706195]

>>1706080
You find Subterrania shitty?

It's one of my favorite games for genesis.

[Anonymous No.1706208]

>Aztec Adventure for SMS
Thought it was a POS, way too hard.
>tfw it's one of the best games for SMS, I made a really good buy when I asked for it.
Fffuck

>Rented Alf once
Fuck you alf.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.1706216]

[Anonymous No.1706260]

I remember having fun with it but it's probably shit looking back. I must have put in about 60 hours

[Anonymous No.1706305]

>>1704802
That game was pretty fucking awful. Unless you're talking about the other version of the game that was for some computer. I heard that one's a lot better.

[Anonymous No.1706332]

>>1706050
Supposedly the game came out before the card game did. That's why the rules are all messed up.

The AI is completely broken bullshit too.

[Anonymous No.1706356]

>>1705285
>implying that it's not a fantastic game
Pac-Man 2 has to be one of my favorite games from that era, and I don't even really like adventure games.

[Anonymous No.1706360]

Spiderman, the animated series for Snes.

[Anonymous No.1706368]

this and Tarzan also for the GBC

[Anonymous No.1706369]

>>1705762
Wow I came in expecting shitty rock music and got like a complete 180.

[Anonymous No.1706382]

>>1704774
At least it wasn't Fire Dogs

[Anonymous No.1706383]

>>1705252
Nah man the game is pretty bad and runs really slow for a pinball game. It feels like I'm always in an underwater section due to how long it takes Sonic to finally land back near the paddles. It's a shame too because everything else about it is really well made but the slow speed just kills it.

[Anonymous No.1706440]

Monster Jam, for SNES

I can't tell you how many hours I dumped into it because the SNES was the only console we had, and that the only game for it back in 2003.

Due to reasons even I myself do not comprehend, I ended up with a Genesis in the sack in my basement and not a SNES but I distinctly remember having a SNES.

I miss it terribly. It was a launch model NTSC with almost no yellowing to the plastic, unlike lamost everything else from the 80's.

[Anonymous No.1706474]

>>1706050
I've never played it, but I always see people speak highly of this game despite its difficulty

[Anonymous No.1706478]

This game had some interesting aspects, but was mostly a glitch filled unfinished mess that was hard as nails. I always played it with cheats

[Anonymous No.1706491]

>>1706050
>>1706047
I'm with you 100%. Loved it because it was fucking Yugioh but hated damn near everything about that piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.1706723]

>>1706047
>>1706050
>>1706491

I still have the Yu-Gi-Oh disk. Literally three straight days of playtime and I can't get past the last battle with Seto.
And he's not even the last boss!
The cards every single player gives you are shit. The odds of getting a good card are like 1 in one fucking thousand.

That ain't hard. That's cheap.
I like it nonetheless.


I had some fairly shitty XX-in-1 games. Some very early famicom stuff.

In retrospective Robocop 2 wasn't good, but I liked it. The first stage theme is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR0pOd-9mRU

Other things were games like Front Line, Formation Z, Field Combat, Captain America and the Avengers, Silk Worm...

[Anonymous No.1707105]

>>1705934
Fuck you, B.O.B. is great.

[Anonymous No.1707107]

Jurassic Park on Genesis
Doom on 32X
Gex 3 on PS1

[Anonymous No.1707118]

>>1705595
came here to post the same game. fuck, it was awesome back then. i still have the game around here somewhere

[Anonymous No.1707130]

>>1705386
>Bible Quiz
Jesus...

[Anonymous No.1707154]

>>1706050
Fuck, there was something you had to do to win at this, but I can't remember. It makes the game much more balanced, I think it was you had to play against the NPC's in the non story mode, the versus match or whatever. It gives you the weird star currency so you can get better cards.

[Anonymous No.1707159]

This and AlteredBeast came free with my Genesis.

[Anonymous No.1707165]

As a kid I could never get past the toy levels, made me rage a lot.
I finally beat the game as an adult, and I still play it from time to time just for nostalgia purposes, it's pretty bad but the game is engraved into my memory

[Anonymous No.1707168]

>>1704762
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OwwWjdhsTI
It's the fist game I completed, must have been 8 or something. and it's not shitty at all

[Anonymous No.1707181]

The only game I had that wasn't that great was Dino City on the SNES. I could only ever beat it with the female dinosaur.

And a much lesser known game I had and played a lot, was Super Widget on the SNES. It's not bad at all. I've never known anyone in all my life that ever played it besides me. Kind of a shame, it was interesting.

Heh I guess I was pretty lucky to have never owned shitty games. But i've rented some shitty games...man there was no worse feeling than wasting a whole allowance on a shitty game.

[Anonymous No.1707189]

>>1704873
It's actually pretty decent.

HEAD'S UP

[Anonymous No.1707193]

[Anonymous No.1707194]

>>1705876
I just bought one of these for $5.00

[Anonymous No.1707203]

>>1705252
FM critic here, I do think that FM sound can be really amazing, especially drums, if it's programmed well. I think the soundtrack is good, but the voices used really sound like shit to me.

Opinions.

[Anonymous No.1707218]

>>1704764
What did you think of the Mike and James Monday the AVGN did?

[Anonymous No.1707229]

>>1707107
>Jurassic Park on Genesis
almost forgot about that game. even worse than back to the future 3

>>1707193
played it on the c64 and never made it past the first level. could't understand english back then, so it was pretty hard to figure out what to do.

[Anonymous No.1707253]

>>1705445
There are multiple endings too. One good one bad. I was so pissed off when I proudly boasted to my school chums that I beat the game only to have someone point out that I got the bad ending. I figured out you can use the high jump ninja magic to kill the end boss faster. This saves the girl.

[Anonymous No.1707279]

where in time is carmen fucking sandiego

christ what a shitty game

[Anonymous No.1707287]

>>1706216
That Spiderman game is pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.1707292]

>>1707229
>Jurassic Park on Genesis
>even worse than back to the future 3

the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.1707313]

>>1707292

Thank you for speaking up. I was wondering.

Jurassic Park genesis is considered to be one of the better JP games. Enemies that learn, difficult but possible patters, two wholly different modes of play, over a dozen levels... plus dinosaurs

I also like how they did the T-rex in that game.

[Category !.Jb7KRfgJg No.1707317]

>>1704997
>>1704937

Just type in the number, then it let's you post

[Anonymous No.1707339]

>>1707292

[Anonymous No.1707348]

>>1705307
Anon, I just woke up and you already made my day with this game. I may have forgotten that this game exists but you remembered me of it and all the nostalgia ran through me.

[Anonymous No.1707359]

OOH YEAH!

[Anonymous No.1707369]

The first couple of levels are okay, but after that...urgh this was shit

[Anonymous No.1707410]

>>1705446
>>1706260
He said shitty games

[Anonymous No.1707738]

>>1707229
i couldnt either, many many years later i learned that you had to paint all purple objects in red.

TOTAL BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.1707754]

>>1707359
Same here!

[Anonymous No.1707776]

>>1707738
Exactly.
I was running around for hours and days like a dumbass, spraying randomly around, bouncing on some objects and firing rockets.
I should really play it again and finally beat the first level.

[Anonymous No.1707804]

>>1705285
nigga, that's a good game right there, also genesis version has better music

[Anonymous No.1707824]

It did not aged well.
But damn if some part in the game aren't just scary the witch's house

[Anonymous No.1707831]

>>1706305
nope, good old NES version, and I admit it wasn't "good", but the open world was pretty unique for the time and that was enough for me, it's also alot better when you know the continue code (which I did as a kid)

[Anonymous No.1708531]

My very first game for my Gold/Silver edition Game Boy Color.

[Anonymous No.1708545]

>>1708531
I got this one shortly afterwards.

[Anonymous No.1708704]

>>1704762

[Anonymous No.1708764]

I had 2 CD's full of shareware DOS games, I played every single one of them, at least if they worked.

[Anonymous No.1708810]

This and Rocket- Robot on Wheels.
I'm surprised of how entertained I was with these games when I was a kid, even if I were kinda concious of they dubious quality.

[Anonymous No.1708815]

>>1705762
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBwVsgLYP9Y&feature=kp
It Kiiiind of sounds like early prodigy which isnt too bad

[Anonymous No.1708943]

It was not shitty, but repetitive.
I still have a bit of nostalgia for it but I know it was not "THAT" great.
Especially since the first two game my parents bought me was this + Duke Nukem 3D, you can easily imagine I played Duke 3D a lot !
And yes you read well, my parents bought me the uncensored version of Duke 3D on PlayStation when I was 7. One of the few times they did things the right way...

[Anonymous No.1708957]

I bought this because my dad was a boxer and he was my hero, so of course I needed a boxing game. Button mashing ensued. And who the fuck is Riddick Bowe?

[Anonymous No.1708958]

>>1706368
Shit, son.
Even the movies were shit. How could you fall for that?

[Anonymous No.1708969]

>>1707218
i don't know who or what any of that is

[Anonymous No.1709008]

>>1707339

Not that anon, but to be fair... Genesis JP wasn't actually bad.

I've heard worse from the SNES and NES versions.

Also it's interesting to see I wasn't the only one who wasted my childhood with Bart vs. the Space Mutants. As a Simpsons fan, it was quite an experience to learn most of their games were just terrible. The beat-em-up made up for everything though.

[Anonymous No.1709657]

I know not many are familiar with the PS1 version of Frogger, but holy shit was this game frustrating! Even to this day I still cannot finish this game. Those cave levels are some of the worst levels I have ever experienced in a video game.

[Anonymous No.1709667]

I never finished this game as a kid, but I remember playing it a lot. At least the music was kickass; I can still listen to it to this day.

>>1704771
Used to play a lot of this too, but on the Genesis.

[Anonymous No.1709670]

>>1709667
Fuck, I could never get the first level. Spiderman always smashed his face on the plank swinging from the rooftop to the other side of the level.

[Anonymous No.1709672]

>>1709657
i love the art on the cover. cool hand drawn font.

[Anonymous No.1709696]

Genesis has no colors.

[Anonymous No.1709697]

>>1707348
>remembered me of it
Not a native English-speaker, eh? That's okay. Nor am I. 'Remembered' isn't used that way in English. The proper word here would be 'reminded.'
>reminded me of it
There you go. No need to thank me, just helping out a fellow non-native Englisher. ^_^

[Anonymous No.1709745]

>>1709667
The only stages I could ever complete in that game were the intro Spider-Man stage and the Wolverine one.

[Anonymous No.1709909]

>>1709697
KVNT

[Anonymous No.1709934]

>>1704762

Krusty's funhouse (snes)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNZbTjucjSU

[Anonymous No.1709939]

>>1709697
>^_^

Now I'm not sure if you're a cool guy or a sarcastic dick.

[Anonymous No.1709941]

>>1709696

Genesis has no slowdowns.

[Anonymous No.1709946]

Ninja Gaiden.

All of those hours wasted. But I did develop muscle memory to kill all those flying birds. I think I delude myself into believing I beat the game, but I never really did.

[Anonymous No.1709947]

Best edutainment game ever.

[Anonymous No.1709967]

>>1705876
I always thought I was the only one who had that game.

I liked how true it stayed to the movies, especially the part with the giant spider that would send Kevin flying through the air when they hit him.

[Anonymous No.1709987]

>>1704762
Number Maze. It was terrible even for the learning genre.

[Anonymous No.1709992]

>>1704762
Speedy Gonzales for the Game Boy. It's like Sonic the Hedgehog with all the fun and joy sucked out of it. Awful music, bland enemies (all the enemies and bosses in the game do nothing but walk back and forth) , bland level design, confusing mechanics (there were signposts that would change the environment off-screen when you touched them), leaps of faith and some really disturbing looking enemies toward the end. I didn't have a ton of other games at the time, hence why I played it so much.

[Anonymous No.1710013]

>>1704762
>This fucker right here. Ugh.

[Anonymous No.1710038]

>>1708810
Bomberman hero wasnt amazing but it was entertaining

[Anonymous No.1710041]

>>1709992
Yup. Me too dude. Me too.

[Anonymous No.1710182]

Those Clayfighter games. I sure had shitty taste in fighters back in the day.

Also, Gex: Enter the Gecko. Probably one of the worst 3D platformers I've played.

[Anonymous No.1710185]

>>1710182
When I was a kid I was blown away by the singing in the intro of Clayfighters

[Anonymous No.1710191]

>>1710185
I always thought those claymation-esque graphics were the shit. They blew me away when I saw 'em for the first time.

It looked fun and had original characters, what could possibly go wrong? Wait, don't answer that.

[Anonymous No.1710227]

It definitely isn't the worst game I've ever played by far, but Christ I spent a lot of time playing this as a kid for no real reason other than I had no other games to play. The arcade game was simple fun, but this game had no clue what it really wanted to be and was kind of bullshit at times on the higher difficulties.

Game had a lot of weird, unsettling sprites with equally unsettling music at times.

This game is tied with Rad Racer 2 and Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle for games I inexplicably liked as a kid.

[Anonymous No.1710241]

>>1705686
I have this game! I've had it for a while now. How the fuck do you even play it? It doesn't make the slightest bit of fucking sense what so ever.

[Anonymous No.1710293]

Apparently the arcade version is supposed to be fair, but I never got past the stage where you get into an underwater base which I think is level 4, but I played this game constantly.

[Anonymous No.1710304]

>>1705492
I still play mine. When i was little I accidentally figured out how to make vertigo teleport and the noise scared me to death.

[Anonymous No.1710343]

>>1710293
Yeah, the arcade version is the best, the console ports were absolutely terrible.

>The Software Toolworks
Oh, so that's why.

[Anonymous No.1710369]

>>1709947
If this is the game i'm thinking of i always stuck spiders all over the fountain

[Anonymous No.1710378]

>>1710293
When I was a kid my best friend had this game, he always wanted me to play it with him. He had forever to practice and git good because it was one of the few games he had, he'd always get pissed at me running out of lives on the first level.

[Anonymous No.1710515]

this is the closest i had to a shitty game growing up and yet driving the open roads was so amazing i loved every second of it.
I dont know how you managed to play shitty games growing up, everygame i owned or rented its either in someones top ten list or it has every right to be and i started playing games in a sega genesis and i owned 40 games for it

[Anonymous No.1710524]

>>1704774
that game was great.
Everyone i knowed wanted to borrow it from me
you probably never got further than the zoo level

[Anonymous No.1710536]

>>1704776
looks amazing - dat backgrounds

[Anonymous No.1710554]

>>1704942
you're not fucking with e-books with those ones, google maps is actually useful, so bend over and take it already.

[Anonymous No.1710559]

>>1705445
you got disheartened and quit, you need to watch more GCCX

[Anonymous No.1710567]

>>1705596
did he not know it's an arcade game or something?

[Anonymous No.1710621]

>>1705386
>http://www.atariarchives.org/morebasicgames/
I had one of these. Well, not that exact book, but my country's equivalent. Was never able to try a single one, mostly because the code used a lot of fucking weird symbols that I never knew how to type, and even if I did, it was hard to find them on the keyboard anyways. Still fascinating anyways.

[Anonymous No.1710680]

My dad bought my SNES second hand at some flee market or some shit, came with this game.
I know it's technically not bad, but it was literally the only game I had to play for MONTHS, and didn't even have a second controller or willing friends to play against, so I was stuck with single player.
To make things worse, the game became obsolete like a couple months later with the Turbo version which actually had the cool bosses, and the SNES itself came in the original box, which was the Link To The Past bundle, it even had all the manuals and such. I remember reading the manual and fantasizing about the much more awesome game I could be playing instead, but I guess the reseller either sold it separately or went "No kid wants to play this elf gay shit, I bet it'll sell better with SFII, now THAT'S a manly game".

[Anonymous No.1710704]

Back to the Future 3 for Mega Drive/Genesis

My mum and dad bought it for me for Christmas and I hated it, it was the shittiest game ever and it was SUPER FUCKING HARD and I never passed the first level, but I didn't want to hurt my mum and dad so I played that game for 6 hours straight, hating every moment, but I felt so guilty about not liking my present that I was trying to force myself to like it :(

[Anonymous No.1710707]

I beat The Amazing Spiderman for gameboy like 10 times, according to The Very Angry Nerd, that game is unplayable.

[Anonymous No.1710728]

This and Clayfighter 63 1/3rd

I even owned Ocarina of Time and Mario Party 2 and Mario Kart but I still sunk hours into this

[Anonymous No.1710731]

>>1710524
You're thinking of Stimpys invention on Genesis dude, not veediots.

The SNES games aren't nearly as good.

[Anonymous No.1710735]

Flimbo's Quest for Amstrad CPC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPbuL8pTp1w
Not exactly a shitty game (it was playable for an Amstrad CPC game) but it was kinda boring and so fucking generic.

[Anonymous No.1710741]

Chester Cheetah's Wild Wild Quest.

I actually had fun though. Never got very far, but still had fun.

[Anonymous No.1710742]

>>1708810
Am I the only one who truly enjoyed Bomberman Hero? And I played it for the first time few months ago.

[Anonymous No.1710746]

>>1710742
I liked it when I played it.

some of the best oneplayer bomberman there is iirc.

[Anonymous No.1710749]

>>1707824
I played that recently, up to the bath level or so and I just couldn't tolerate any more.

[Anonymous No.1710771]

>>1710735
the C64 version was fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFyWrmCCStQ

>dem memories

[Anonymous No.1711083]

>>1710515

>doesn't work properly on an emulator

Kill me.

[Anonymous No.1711113]

Aquatic Games
Some of those events were fucking impossible.

>>1705595
Dat opening music.
>>1704764
Had this one to. I had the instruction book so I knew to look for the good coins... I just misunderstood the instructions and thought it meant ALL the coins. I actually somehow did manage when I was a kid to clear the first two levels collecting every little coin.

[Anonymous No.1711141]

>>1710731
Ren & Stimpy: Time Warp had a Zoo Level too.

[Anonymous No.1711148]

>>1711141
Neat.

did veediots?

[Anonymous No.1711164]

This, because no kid would ever fucking play with me back in the day. This was as close as I ever got without playing myself in my room. Fucking 90s kids (i was one of them, but I tried to be awesome)
>"i dont play, I just like to collect them."
fuck u!

[Anonymous No.1711190]

I regret everything. This game doesn't even know what it wants

[Anonymous No.1711195]

>>1710536
Donald McDonald (Ronald's name in Japan, pronounced "Donarudo MakkuDonarudo")

[Anonymous No.1711205]

when I was super young
>mario world 3
when I was around 7
>megaman x
when I was 10
>crash and spyro
when I got my ps2
>dragonquest 8
man those were good times

[Anonymous No.1711285]

>>1711190
Oh shit i forgot I had this for the genesis.
I actually liked crawling thru the claw machine

[Anonymous No.1711307]

>>1711113
>Had this one to. I had the instruction book so I knew to look for the good coins
My parents threw out the box and instruction manual to every snes game I got as soon as I opened it.

[Anonymous No.1711323]

bubsy 3d

[Anonymous No.1711337]

>>1710728

what's your beef with Rampage m8

that game is fuckin great unless the N64 version is somehow incredibly shitty

[Anonymous No.1711341]

This pile of goddamn shit.

I can still beat it easily. Doesn't make it good though. Which is why I hate people that use "BUT I CAN EASILY WIN THE GAME" as an excuse for liking a bad game.

[Anonymous No.1711343]

>>1711164
That game had some stellar music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgMHWxN2U_w

[Anonymous No.1711353]

>>1711164
>Playing Pokemon TCG
>At gym leader
>I'm two hits away from losing match, gym leader is one hit away from losing match
>gym leader hits and paralyzes my active pokemon
>shit
>draw card, let it be a full heal
>motherfucking Imakuni?
>wait, a pokemon can only have one status effect at a time
>play Imakuni?
>confused is better than paralyzed
>attack
>coin flip is heads
>win match

[Anonymous No.1711362]

>>1711341
I lived down the street from a kid who had this.
I remember being at his place like fuck yeah we're playing et.
He was like no no no, but I insisted.
he was right

[Anonymous No.1711443]

>>1711205
>What shitty game did you dump hours and hours into
>shitty game

[Anonymous No.1711487]

>>1705483
At least it had good music. The JP version was actually released on the Sega CD! (Sega Mega CD)

[Anonymous No.1711494]

Revolution X for the Super NES. It's one of those games that's so bad, it's good. But when I recently beat it with a friend, I remembered it being a very BORING game.

[Anonymous No.1711523]

>>1711494
I pumped so many quarters into this

[Anonymous No.1711549]

I played it again a few months ago and it's not all that bad.

[Anonymous No.1711552]

>>1711164
This game was my absolute favorite and I still play it. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.1711678]

I honestly can't remember if i beat it.
I remember I reliably made it to the giant dinner table every single time I turned it on tho.

[Anonymous No.1711694]

>>1711678
>mickey mania
>shitty game

nigga that game was legit

[Anonymous No.1711824]

>>1704776
>15:03 - bomb-throwing sand niggers
they knew...

[Anonymous No.1711861]

>>1704776
i had this as well.
actually liked the bgms, especially stage 1 and that forest stage.

[Anonymous No.1712363]

This game sucks.

[Anonymous No.1712413]

>>1706024
>>1706035
>>1706049
there was a daffy duck game for snes that was cleary duck doders but they just called it "daffy duck."

maybe they thought it was less confusing to parents that way.

[Anonymous No.1712415]

>>1712413
and now all i can hear is the noise he makes when he gets hit

and the music for the first fat boss dudes


WHOOHOOOOO

[Anonymous No.1712417]

>>1705762
i think that one inspired lil jon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7IlF8BLnM

[Anonymous No.1712420]

>>1712413
I misread the box for a second as Daffu Duck...

[Anonymous No.1712429]

>>1711337
the n64 version was awesome

[Anonymous No.1712483]

I had so many shitty GameBoy games that were given to me by friends that broke their GameBoys that I have lost count.

Star Wars, for instance. Such a crappy and impossibly difficult game.

[Anonymous No.1712523]

>>1711190
I used to wake up early on school days so I could play about an hour of this fucker. I practically aced every level. the awkward racecar, the claw machine.. but I always died at the same part. fucking baby head attacking you and buzz's karate chop does not do shit to stop it. utterly impossible. SO MANY HOURS

[Anonymous No.1712526]

>>1712523
I know your pain. I did manage to finish the game though.

[Anonymous No.1712528]

Kirby's Adventure

[Anonymous No.1712629]

>>1712528
EPIC TROLL!!!! :))))

[Anonymous No.1712703]

>>1704782
I rented it from Blockbuster once and it was pretty fun, why does everyone hate it?
Well, I know what Xbox game I'm going to pirate.
that is the only spyro game i have played

[Anonymous No.1712720]

sh'yeah

[None !CptFAlCOno No.1714935]

>>1705436
I absolutely loved Virtua Fighter growing up. It's what first got me into fighting games as a kid. It's really too bad there's no real community for the newer games.

[Anonymous No.1715267]

>>1705460
I love Kwirk, although I only played it recently because I heard it was a good puzzler. As a kid I probably wouldn't have liked it.

[Anonymous No.1715337]

>>1710741
The boss theme will be burned in my head forever
http://youtu.be/mGcvfWSN0T4?t=2m7s

[Anonymous No.1715361]

This game is fucking weird man, it makes no sense

Apparently it was meant to be a TV series as well? Because it sure as hell seems like something was meant to fill in the gaps

[Anonymous No.1715364]

For me it was Double Dragon on the NES. I was very disappointed that it was so different from the arcade and there was no co-op. A lot of people like it, but I couldn't get past those flaws. Still played it a ton though.

[Anonymous No.1715503]

>>1704937
Just write the first number again, for example if you got: 3568 then write 3568 3

1234 > 1234 1
839 > 839 8

I hope it helps.
Captcha: 120, I wrote 120 1

[Anonymous No.1715526]

>>1705291
>Bart Vs Space Muntants

I had this game as a kid, It took me months to realize how to beat the first level, never got to beat the second level because of a stupid plataform that I could never reach.

Last year I was playing it on my Wii and discovered that if you pressed A + B while jumping you could do a larger leap, it took me almost 15 years to realize this, how the hell did I never tried that?.

Same thing when I found out that you dont need to alternate between A and B to run on Track & Field, just had to press A.

Man I was pretty dense on those years, I hope I'm not anymore.

[Anonymous No.1715581]

>>1715503
Just pressing the space bar twice after the number usually works.

[Anonymous No.1715612]

>>1715581
>>1715503
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
I just write the number and that's it, where did this misconception of at least a minimum of two words being required?

[Anonymous No.1715649]

>>1715612
It doesn't always work. For a long time, back when there were two words, one being the known control and one being the unknown, you had to type the known control correctly but could type absolutely anything for the unknown.

You just had to separate them with a space, so the easiest thing to do was to type a second space for the unknown. They later changed it so that you had to type a bit more for the unknown.

If you only see one word or number and can't get it to accept what you're entering, try typing two spaces after it.

[Anonymous No.1715652]

>>1710728
I didn't have a memory card and the game was impossible to beat in one sitting without codes.

[Anonymous No.1715661]

this is one of the most boring games I have ever played.

[Anonymous No.1715671]

>>1715661
also I remember wasting all of time on Battle Clash. and before anyone tells me Battle Clash is a good game, I wouldn't know. I got it without a Superscope and so I would spend hours trying to get it to work.

[Anonymous No.1715676]

also I remember wasting a lot of time on Battle Clash and before anyone tells me Battle Clash is a good game, I wouldn't know. I got it without a Superscope and so I would spend hours trying to get it to work.

[Anonymous No.1715807]

>>1709667
man i was gonna put this game, good choice. The thing I really hated about that game was the spiderman intro stage where you had to collect the orbs, it wasnt hard in the slightest but it was boring as fuck and took like 25 minutes to do, and then I would get destroyed on the xmen stages everytime. The other anon who mentioned the Wolverine stage being the easiest had it right, though I dont think I ever even beat that one. The storm stage was pretty hard

[Anonymous No.1715856]

It wasn't the worst thing, the final battle with Scar was alright and there was a good end and a bad end

[Anonymous No.1716319]

>>1711148
Veediots has four levels, one based on "The boy who cried rat", one army based one, one based on stimpy's invention and one based on Space marooned.

I thought the army levels were actually pretty fun and the stimpy's invention levels do something different by having you mix chemicals to pass certain parts, but the rat and marooned levels are both long and bland. Plus I've never managed to figure out how to get stimpy's mouth to stay open in the last part of the first stage. It just seems to happen randomly.

[Anonymous No.1716759]

>>1710182
The Clayfighter games were pretty bad, but I think Claymates actually turned out well.

[Anonymous No.1716804]

>>1715676
Battle Clash is actually awesome, as is its sequel Metal Combat: Falcon's Revenge. Play it with an emulator or a Wiimote and enjoy the glory, I don't know why Nintendo didn't revive this franchise for the Wii.

[Anonymous No.1716816]

"It'll be like the X-Men arcade game!"

God damn it.

So here's the story; I never got good enough to actually beat more than 2, maybe 3 of the stages. I remember being able to beat Gambit, Beast and sometimes Wolverine's levels, but the hoverbikes in Cyclops' level always confused the fuck out of me and Psylocke was too shitty to do anything

Fast forward to when I'm an adult, I haven't played the game in literally a fucking decade, I finally boot it up and manage to get past all 5 stages, and assume that I'm about to come up to maybe 2 boss levels. I fight and fight but I fucking get stuck again

So I figure, fuck it, this game has passwords, I'm going to look them up and at least see all the other levels

It turns out there's like 5 levels after that and THEN there's another section where everyone has an individual level again. Fucking ridiculous bullshit, man. Fuck that. I shut it off and I'm probably never going to play it again.

The music was amazing though. Classics Capcom.

[Anonymous No.1716818]

I wasn't really a kid when I had this game but this is the first single game I have truly sunk massive amounts of time into, I completely maxed out the time played and I don't remember a single thing other then l i t t l e m o n e y

[Anonymous No.1716819]

>>1716818
>FFT
>shitty
You what.

[Anonymous No.1716863]

Hover. Fucking Hover. This and Gunmetal were for a while the only games I had on my fist pc. Hours and hours gone on those two.

[Anonymous No.1717420]

>>1710704
You poor bastard.
I discovered this game my senior year of high school on a set of Genesis roms I downloaded. I remember feeling sorry for the kids who got this game for their birthday

[Anonymous No.1717478]

>>1705441
The SNES version of this was shit, but I got the PC version later on and loved it. It had a decent Puyo Puyo clone the SNES version lacked.

[Anonymous No.1717483]

Back to the Future 2 and 3 for the NES.

I remember I would run around in this game for hours and not know what to do or where to go. Run, something hits me, Marty pops out of the car, run again, something hits me, etc.

Fuck that game.

[Anonymous No.1717497]

Fucking Terror of the Catacombs

This game was awful, but I played it for fucking hours and hours because I was too poor to have a PC that could play Doom.

[Anonymous No.1717498]

Cobra Triangle. It was all i had besides Mario and duck hunt as a 6 year old. I was to retarded to understand the mechanics so i dont think i ever beat it. I must go back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYPG2YmXNso

[Anonymous No.1717509]

I liked Rascal when I was a kid, but I guess I liked pretty much every game. It was frustratingly hard and nearly impossible for me to fucking play, I never made it past the second level.

Honorable mention goes to Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time, if that counts as a shit game. I personally have re-played it years later and I think it has some bad camera controls/floaty platforming but otherwise it's a fun game.

The ending was such bullshit

i remember the excitement when i finally beat the game ten years later oozing out of me as i witnessed a five second final cutscene

[Anonymous No.1717512]

>>1717497
that game isn't awful it's pretty fun imo

[Anonymous No.1717581]

>>1717497
it was just magic doom anyway
pickin up keys and shit

[Anonymous No.1717656]

Rambo for MSX

[Anonymous No.1717678]

>>1704762
always had enough games to choose from, to play whatever i fancied at the moment and not force myself to play one game

[Anonymous No.1717684]

Not so much a game, and not really that shit, but for long stretches between the occasional weekend game rental all I had to play was a pair of demo discs. Over time some of the demos would become unplayable due to disc scratches as well.

[Anonymous No.1717861]

Often times, as a kd, when I would get a new system, I could only afford one game for the longest time. And I usually ended up just buying the cheapest used game the store had.

For the Game Boy it was A Bug's Life.

For the N64 is was Super Man 64.

And for the Genesis it was Paws of Fury.

[Anonymous No.1717864]

>>1717861

My God man, I assume you've had therapy to get over it?

[Anonymous No.1717890]

>>1717864
I had Super Man 64 for 3 months before I could afford a new game, and I played it at least 3 times a week, mostly when I had nothing better to do. And only once did I ever make it past level 1.

[Anonymous No.1717905]

[Anonymous No.1717916]

>>1708969
You like retro games and you don't fucking know who the Angry Video Game Nerd is? You are one of a kind in the entire world, buddy.

[Anonymous No.1717919]

I'm sure the game was good, but god damn did it fucking frustrate me.

[Anonymous No.1717949]

>>1717861
why!

[Anonymous No.1718001]

>>1716816
I remember renting this several times. Since you get no manual, I didn't know how to do the special moves, I gradually discovered all of them but Gambit's upward card throw evaded me for a long time, as such, I wasn't able to clear the boss in his stage.

I eventually discovered it by accident, after like the 4th time I rented it or something, I don't hold it against the game though, it was very satisfying being able to move out and reach those stages where you can just pick any character you want, and the game itself is awesome, I had fun even when replaying the initial 5 stages over and over.

[Anonymous No.1718009]

Was the only thing I had on my computer. I never managed to kill a single deer.

[Anonymous No.1718031]

>>1704776
>DONALD MCDONALD

You must be in therapy from playing this game.... poor thing.

[Anonymous No.1718037]

>>1706050
FUCK THIS GAME.

WASN'T EVEN CURRENT GEN WHEN IT CAME OUT

[Anonymous No.1718039]

>>1706080
This game ruled but was hard as fuck.
I don't think I ever got past the 2nd stage and had it for years.

[Anonymous No.1718069]

>>1717916
I assure you that there are plenty of people in their thirties or older who like retro games and don't know AVGN.

[Anonymous No.1718094]

Mom won it at a raffle. It was free so hey, why the fuck not, right? I also didn't have that many other NES games, so I ended up sinking a lot of time into this.

It's not a bad game mechanically speaking, but it does require a lot of exploration and finding cryptically hidden things, doesn't help that the game was obscure as shit so not a single one of my magazines had any guides or tips for it.

As a kid I could never beat it, I came pretty close but I was missing an item (Apollo's Sword) which is the only way to kill a certain boss and go on to the last part of the game. I beat it as an adult out of morbid curiosity, while playing on an emulator.

Also, it amuses me that such a shitty obscure game is now some sort of pop culture thing, thanks to Scott Pilgrim.

[Anonymous No.1718123]

>>1704762
Super black bass. I never understood how the game truly worked, and never got very far at all.

I also had Jepordy for the SNES, and that game was shit too, but I played the hell out of it because it was one of the few games I had before I started mowing lawns.

[Anonymous No.1718183]

>>1716818
Not sure if troll, or actually this plebian

[Anonymous No.1718224]

>>1705474

That was a great little platformer. I had it on import

>>1705832

Bart's Nightmare was one of those "shitty" games that was strangely addictive and playable. Surreal as fuck, I loved it. Preferred it to higher rated Simpsons titles like Krusty Super Funhouse

>>1706478

Loved Phantom Menace, especially talking to random aliens in Mos Eisley

[Anonymous No.1718229]

Completed it

No, honestly

[Anonymous No.1718267]

>>1715361
I had it.
I remember liking it.

[Anonymous No.1718278]

>>1704989
>>1705043
You guys are faggots.

[Anonymous No.1718286]

Rugrats in Paris for N64. I never had a memory pack thing so never could save a replayed the first area over and over and over. Its awful and I never beat it.

[Anonymous No.1718292]

>>1718229
the robocop games aren't terrible.

its like a run and gun with no running or jumping.

[Anonymous No.1718317]

[Anonymous No.1718404]

>>1710515
How the fuck do you beat this game?

[Anonymous No.1718520]

>>1712363

The SNES game is awesome. Is something Shitty about the gameboy one or,do you just not like puzzle games?

[Anonymous No.1718525]

I bought this thinking it was going to be sweet as fuck.

It turned out to be OK, but nothing great.

[Anonymous No.1718535]

>>1704995
Its not so much the licensing, its the fact that it was made by a no talent hack publisher, LJN

[Anonymous No.1718653]

>>1718535
LJN was actually just a publisher. They weren't involved in the development process of any games, but they sure did slap their name on a bunch of crappy titles.

[Anonymous No.1718668]

I played a lot of Batman Forever for the SNES. I had a lot of other classics, but BF was just difficult and interesting.

[Anonymous No.1718689]

>>1718668
>Batman Forever for the SNES
You poor soul. I absolutely despised that game, especially after Batman Returns was so much fun.

[Anonymous No.1718718]

>>1718009
I let my friend talk me into buying this turd because he wouldn't shut up about playing the one on the computer.

Thankfully I didn't actually waste that much time playing it cause it's boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.1718730]

>>1718668
It took me forever to figure out the controls in that.
I wonder how much time altogether i'd spent in the first level.

[Anonymous No.1718762]

PGA tour gold on the Master System.

I was sick of Sonic and Tom & Jerry was too damn hard.

[Anonymous No.1718865]

>>1711323
>Bubsy

You have spaketh the game which hath no name!
You have summoned him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0

[Anonymous No.1718870]

>>1712720
OH fuck!
Poor little childhood anon!

[Anonymous No.1718880]

[Anonymous No.1718882]

[Anonymous No.1718885]

>>1718094
>Clash at Demonhead

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/clash-at-demonhead/10/

[Anonymous No.1718886]

>>1718882
>Tecmo Secret of the Stars(...).jpg

>That text box for the title, taking up a third of the cover

Nice box design there Tecmo.
Because it would be impossible to place the text over the art right?

[Anonymous No.1719009]

>>1709670
i tried that a dozen times...you just have to push "up" on the controller

[Anonymous No.1719016]

>>1709745
i was able to complete the wolverine phase once and i dont know how the hell i did it

[Anonymous No.1719034]

>>1715526
its in the manual

[Anonymous No.1719042]

This fucking piece of shit.
All I remember was that you couldn't save and there was one level with a double jump section where the last jump was nigh on impossible.

[Anonymous No.1719047]

>>1719042
This isn't even retro, am I really that young?

[Anonymous No.1719053]

>>1718668
i liked batman forever on pc, so i thought you were saying shit...i search for batman forever on google and it looks a lot worse

[Anonymous No.1719079]

>>1719053
SNES Batman Forever is truly an abomination.

[Anonymous No.1719103]

>>1704937
I had the Cyber Chase game too. Never completed it though. I guess I should count my blessings.

Also had this. I'm not sure how I ended up with it since it's damn obscure and I very rarely got new games. It was extremely strange.

What I wouldn't give to be one of those kids who grew up with Mega Man X, or something.

[Anonymous No.1719132]

I didn't remember this being so bad and remembered some of the music pretty fondly, but I never got very far as a kid. I tried it again recently and now I know why. It's fucking awful. It's actually alarming how slippery the controls are. As a child I had no frame of reference for a GOOD platformer so I didn't know how bad it was.

Music's okay though.

[Anonymous No.1719174]

>>1709657
I grew up with the PC version of this, saw the PS version at a store a few years ago and grabbed it for nostalgia's sake. I always remembered it being kinda hard on PC, but man, the PS1 version can be a real pain.
I always liked the music in this game though.

[Anonymous No.1719209]

>>1719103
I played the demo on a magazine disc, it looked like it might be somewhat stupid fun.

Until I was doing the same thing every single level.

[Anonymous No.1719219]

>>1718292
So it was just... gun?

[Anonymous No.1719594]

>>1718229
Didn't know about the Robocop 3 on the SNES, looked up what it is and found out it was a different game from the PC Robocop 3.

Welp, I thought it was the same game cause it is rather shitty as well, though probably not as bad as many in this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JhCTBjBbOY

Major issue comes with the controls and slowdowns due to hardware, but it still has some charm to it (mostly in the art, and the fact that the control is clunky actually makes you feel just like Robocop) that I played it a lot.

[Anonymous No.1719608]

>>1718229
Didn't know about the Robocop 3 on the SNES, looked up what it is and found out it was a different game from the PC Robocop 3.

Welp, I thought it was the same game cause it is rather shitty as well, though probably not as bad as many in this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JhCTBjBbOY [Embed]

Major issue comes with the controls and slowdowns due to hardware, but it still has some charm to it (probably because the control is so clunky it actually makes you feel just like Robocop) that I played it a lot.

[Anonymous No.1719670]

Probably this.

Metal gear chicken

[Anonymous No.1719678]

>>1719174

>those crocodiles

PS1 multiplayer was an instant rage inducer.

[Anonymous No.1719727]

I used to play hard Last Battle (Hokuto no ken) on Megadrive. Shitty game but I enjoyed game's music and also the anime.

[Anonymous No.1719735]

>>1718880
I actually rank this as one of the best PS1 Strat rpgs! Just not a fan of srpgs?

[Anonymous No.1719745]

Super Mario World

[Anonymous No.1720379]

>>1719745
Those are some big, red balls Mario has.

[Anonymous No.1720393]

>>1706216

That's a pretty disturbing health meter.

[Anonymous No.1720693]

>>1705285
This.

I was never able to get all of the keycards to get to the final boss because I couldn't figure out how to get out of that one cave. Pac-Man kept getting too depressed and hopeless. I also should have written down some of those passcodes so I wouldn't have to get milk over and over.

[Anonymous No.1720694]

>>1719745
lol u shur told thos nintendrones br0!

[Anonymous No.1720703]

It's far worse than you would imagine.

[Anonymous No.1721168]

Ecco the dolphin or Monster World 4, I couldn't muster my fears enough to beat Ecco, fucking Vortexes made me cry... And Monster World 4? I think the language barrier was too great for me at that time.

>>1711343
This Pokemon TCG had great music but the second has the best theme in any game of the franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpR-d6Xk9fg&src_vid=X_5bolC_W9A&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_63861

[Anonymous No.1723485]

>>1710227
I dumped many hours into Crazy Castle. It made me fucking hate Loony Tunes characters.

[Anonymous No.1723636]

>>1720703
What the fuck. Are you me?

[Anonymous No.1723643]

>>1710227

But Rad Racer 2 is a pretty decent game.

[Anonymous No.1723647]

>>1704762

>Pocky & Rocky

My parents got it for me without asking me what I wanted. I had to pour hours upon hours practicing that shit game because we had a rule that to get a new game, I had to finish what I already had. I wanted The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past so bad, but I got stiffed with that shitty ADD simulator instead.

>inb4 some weab faggot from /a/ starts crying about how Pocky & Rocky is somehow not shit

[Anonymous No.1723662]

>>1723647
I enjoyed Pocky & Rocky quite a lot, but I can understand how it would be disappointing if LttP was what you really wanted.

[Anonymous No.1723776]

>Awwr

[Anonymous No.1723913]

>>1723647
>inb4 some weab faggot from /a/ starts crying about how Pocky & Rocky is somehow not shit

it owns, actually

[small child No.1723921]

I played through this game more times than I probably needed to.

[Anonymous No.1723940]

>>1723776
>calling Chakan shitty

You aren't hardcore enough for this game.

[Anonymous No.1723967]

>>1704989
No surprise, all sonic games are terrible.

[Anonymous No.1724018]

>>1710515
Wow, the PAL box art was poor for this game but this is considerably worse. I had this game too, it was tough as nails and I never finished it, yet I loved it. It was shocking for pop up and fogging though, even by n64 standards.

[Anonymous No.1724021]

This didn't age well at all.

>it will never get a fan re-translation.

[Anonymous No.1724027]

>>1711113
Shit nigga - Me and my friend who was the first person I never knew with a console used to plow hours into Aquatic Games, though I always wished we could just be playing Sonic 2 instead. Didnt it have James Pond in it too?

[Anonymous No.1724032]

>>1724021
That would be great and I think the two Lennus games are still pretty unique DQ clones.

[Anonymous No.1724114]

>>1706050

Oh hey, I remember that.

Too bad I used a fucking Gameshark to give myself the powerful cards like the cheating fuck I am, so any sense of accomplishment in beating this game is pretty much shot.

>>1709946
I don't want to call Ninja Gaiden shit, but it's not exactly a walk in the park either. It's like a dominatrix who constantly stomps on your balls, yet you keep coming back for more, sure you'll be able to take the punishment and beat the game. Still have yet to beat ANY of the series.

[Anonymous No.1724462]

>>1705249
>>1705251
i never understood why people had so much trouble with the electric weed. sure it's hard to pass without getting hit and it is irritating, specially if you are a kid (to be fair i never got through it without getting hit at least once) but you should EVENTUALLY git gud enough to be there at a high health. [hide]switching turtles is tech[/hide]

>>1705313
it wasn't THAT bad to be fair though it sure was cryptic at times.

>>1705401
ryu transforms into a dragon in all games but if you mean the original's dragon system was better then i agree.

[Anonymous No.1724472]

>>1705249
>>1705251
i never understood why people had so much trouble with the electric weed. sure it's hard to pass without getting hit and it is irritating, specially if you are a kid (to be fair i never got through it without getting hit at least once) but you should EVENTUALLY git gud enough to be there at a high health. switching turtles is tech.

>>1705313
it wasn't THAT bad to be fair though it sure was cryptic at times.

>>1705401
ryu transforms into a dragon in all games but if you mean the original's dragon system was better then i agree.

[Anonymous No.1724482]

>>1724114
>Still have yet to beat ANY of the series.

Even 2? 2 is the easiest one, entirely possible to beat if you're decent at video games.

[Anonymous No.1725236]

>>1723643
It had great music (which I didn't know was composed by Nobuo Uematsu until recently) but most old racing games were pretty terrible in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-c7ZPnHSdY

[Anonymous No.1725254]

>>1724472
Those and the alien porcupine things were pure bullshit. But your right about the general difficulty-- this was probably the first game I played that I ever wanted to git gud at. I still consider it to be one of the best titles that represented "NES hard"-- the difficulty wasn't artificial or bullshit in my opinion since character, item and health management (plus memorization and a little luck) was clearly central to beating the game.

Like most kids in in he mid-80s, TMNT was a damn obsession for me. So when I got the NES game, I instantly loved it and was hooked. The feeling of beating each level was so rewarding because of how unforgiving and difficult the game was at times.

[Anonymous No.1725267]

>>1704762
Bart Simspons vs The Space Mutants

I only got to level 2 a few times, as well.


I would rage so fucking hard at that game.

[Anonymous No.1725282]

>>1704762
I had a ton of games so probably a lot. But I also played quite a bit of E.T. and Deadly towers as a kid. I don't recall if I ever beat Deadly Towers, probably not though. I did beat E.T.
Neither game are as bad as people make them out. They aren't great games, but they're nowhere near the worst games.

[Anonymous No.1725585]

Fuck this game.
I could only ever beat this with an infinite lives code. Every single fucking thing in this game will kill you and you have 10 lives to get to the end.

If you forget to pick up a single of the lifestones on the MASSIVE map, you`re fucked because you can`t wake up the knight and you can`t go back once you`re at the knight.

[Anonymous No.1725597]

Newfag here, can we talk about GBA games?

This, regardless. I used to love this shit when I was a kid. It's really not even that bad, but I downloaded the rom and it's just so SLOW. I don't remember if it was ever that bad on the original hardware.

[Anonymous No.1725632]

>>1725597
>Newfag here, can we talk about GBA games?
Read the sticky >>1392415 GBA was released in 2001, so no.
You can sometimes slip it in on the side if it's relevant to an actual /vr/ subject.

[Anonymous No.1725887]

>>1725254
oh fuck those porcupines. at least they are cake once you get that crescent-shaped weapon thing.

>>1725597
if there ever a game that started interesting and rewarding and spiraled down into a pile of repetitive, unchallenging bullshit, it was that one. god damn.

[Anonymous No.1725910]

>>1725597

Tried playing this again on VisualBoy Advance. The lag is heartbreaking. If you wanna emulate it, use BGB instead.

[Anonymous No.1725991]

>>1725597

>GBA
>GBC game

wut

[Anonymous No.1725993]

>>1716816
No actually this game is awesome. As a kid though I remember seeing Psylocke's ass for the first time and only being able to be the wolverine stage. I beat this game not too long ago.

[Anonymous No.1726025]

I also didn't have a memory card for the first year I had a playstation, so I had to start the entire fucking game over every single day

Good times...

[Anonymous No.1726058]

>>1705386
>Hunt the Wumpus
Oh god yes, I forgot about that game. I used to play it for hours on my TI-99

[Anonymous No.1726073]

>>1724472
>i never understood why people had so much trouble with the electric weed.

So did I. At first it's pretty hard, but after a few tries, it's basically a walk in the park.

[Anonymous No.1726740]

>>1704846
The Genesis version was way better. Almost two completely different games. But still...

[Anonymous No.1726784]

>>1726025
I used to leave mine on all the time because I didn't have a memory card. The worst part was that I don't remember turning the TV off either.
I'm still not sure how that TV doesn't have serious burn in or color problems. It's in this very room with me and it works great.

[Pen No.1726787]

>>1725991
I've had a couple shitty games. I figured I'd start with the one that wouldn't get me banned.

[Anonymous No.1727080]

>>1704762
fuck this annoying shitty game. and horrible music!

[Anonymous No.1727205]

>>1706368
TITS

That note

[Anonymous No.1727591]

>>1727080

That game was impossible for me as a kid. I could not for the life of me save all the little assholes floating in the water