/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonomynonymous No.1675830]

>"Are you The Keymaster?"

When I was a kid I thought Zool from pic related and Zuul from GHOST-BUSTERS were the same thing

[Anonymous No.1675836]

I wanted to believe that Ryu from Street Fighter was Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden gone on to new things.

Hayabusa, while not as big as the street fighter Ryu, was still kinda buff.

Also, in the Garfield cartoon Garfield would always order from a place called 'Luigi's Lasagna' which I figured Mario's brother owned after plumbing.

[Anonymous No.1676135]

I imagined that Commander Keen is the son of the protagonist from Quake.

[Anonymous No.1676179]

>>1676135
Commander Keen is the grandson of B. J. Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein 3D. Close enough.

[Anonymous No.1676558]

I thought that the Mario Bro.s movie was good.

Also, doesn't Zool look like he could conceivably be related to the Goombas?

>green skin
>yellow eyes
>weird round head

I think I'm on to something here . . .

[Anonymous No.1676583]

>>1676558
>I thought that the Mario Bro.s movie was good.
Good.
It was a good movie, in fact it was "a blast".
Only spoiled children give this movie low scores on IMDB. They don't know shit about that the nineties where all about.

[Anonymous No.1676591]

>>1676583
Perhaps not, but I'm more than sure they very well might have a better grasp of English grammar than you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.1676594]

>>1676558
>>weird round head

...C-could it be?!?

[Anonymous No.1676601]

>>1676591
But what can I do?
I'm drunk and a Slav.
We are in the middle of countrywide students festivals "Juwenalia". It's so hard to give a fuck about grammar in that time.

Czyniąc długą historię krótką, pierdol się :).

[Anonymous No.1676605]

>>1676583
I agree, it is a really fun movie.

If you're in the mood for something silly and kind of "so bad it's good," and nostalgic, SMBMovie is a great choice.

Just kick back with your buddies, grab some popped corn, some Milk Duds, maybe?, a soda, maybe even roll a joint, and enjoy! :D

>>1676591
English isn't everyone's first language, you insular twat.

Come back when you can speak whatever language he/she speaks.

[Anonymous No.1676606]

>>1676558
>>1676583

The movie wasn't shit but it wasn't the Super Mario Brothers movie anyone wanted.

Give it a different name and it'd be regarded as a classic 90s kid fun movie with no complaints from anyone.

[Anonymous No.1676860]

>>1676606
It's the super mario bros movie I wanted

[Anonymous No.1676868]

>>1675830
I didn't think this at all because the Sumarian god in Ghostbusters name is "Zuul".

[Anonymous No.1676907]

>>1676605
It's not my first language, either. Or even my second or third. It's the fourth one I've ever picked up and, as is evident, I speak it really rather well, you pinheaded moron.

[Anonymous No.1676918]

>>1676907
Then you should understand that language acquisition is an arduous goal, and that not everyone is instantly proficient.
Some people struggle, and learning takes time.

I'm sure you made plenty of mistakes in your time, and wouldn't have liked it very much if some pedantic faggot pointed them out.

>>1676606
It wasn't the Mario movie we needed, but it was the Mario movie we deserved.

Maybe someone else will make one some day?

[Anonymous No.1676929]

>>1676918
I pointed out no mistakes. I simply asked for clarity.

Bitter much, Anon? My word, I believe you are.

[Anonymous No.1677347]

I thought that because Mario & Luigi were brothers that Princess Peach and Princess Daisy were sisters.

What happens if you marry your brother's wife's sister?
Isn't that incest or some shit?

[Anonymous No.1677962]

The Street Fighter movie was so bad that even as a 9 years old kid I apologized to my mother for making her watch it (she took me to the movies)

[Anonymous No.1677985]

For the longest time, I thought that Magmax was based on Mad Max.

[Anonymous No.1677994]

>>1677347
No, but up through the medieval period it was considered incestuous for a man to marry his brother's widow.

It was just such a marriage between Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon {she had been married to Henry's brother first} that led to World War Zero, the secret prequel World War that technically still isn't canon because it's in the Expanded Universe.

[Anonymous No.1678001]

>>1677994
Catholic's even nowadays aren't allowed to marry your deads brother widow.

[Anonymous No.1678848]

>>1675830
I had this game on my computer when I was a kid. It wasn't even an Amiga-- I am an Amerifat and I had the DOS version. I was like the only kid I knew that had heard of it.

[Anonymous No.1679002]

>>1676179
Damn, I didn't know about that. Wolf 3D has the deepest lore.

[Anonymous No.1679012]

When I was a kid I had no idea that Duke 3D one liners where all borrowed from other movies. You can only imagine my reaction when seeing They Live and Evil Dead for the first time after years of playing douk.

[Anonymous No.1679015]

>>1678001
What about my live brother's widow? Or my dead brother's wife?
A'lso,' I fu'ckin'g l'ove mi'spla'ced apo'strophe's.

[Anonymous No.1679020]

>>1679015
the irony is i didn't have to reread your 50 apostrophes like i did his sentance

[Anonymous No.1679031]

>>1679020
Well, now we know that the poster using misplaced apostrophes is also a janitor because his butthurtedness deleted muh post.
How precious.

[Anonymous No.1679123]

>>1679012
Yep, Duke Nukem kind of ruined Evil Dead and They Live for me too.

[Anonymous No.1679146]

>>1679015
>>1679020
>>1679031
That butthurt.

[Anonymous No.1680634]

When I was a kid, I thought Inspector Gadget was Inspector "JACKET"
because he always wore that wacky jacket where he kept all his shit.

Also, to my little kid ears "gadget" sounded like "jacket."

[Anonymous No.1680721]

>>1680634
Similar:

I thought that The "Loch Ness" Monster was The "Long Neck" Monster.