Retro Advertising Thread

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Retro Advertising Thread Anonymous Fri May 23 23:43:07 2014 No.1642340 [Reply] [Original]

Retro Ad Thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:44:55 2014 No.1642353 File: 116 KB, 664x960, 1399080019637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:47:38 2014 No.1642360 File: 75 KB, 512x800, 1378382074465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:48:06 2014 No.1642364 File: 44 KB, 500x358, Sega Ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:48:38 2014 No.1642365 File: 48 KB, 375x508, 1386695102155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:49:44 2014 No.1642369 File: 489 KB, 1280x1771, OfficialSegaSaturnMagazine001-002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:50:50 2014 No.1642371 File: 617 KB, 1280x1707, atari_2600_ad_mario_bros_germany.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:52:01 2014 No.1642375 File: 1.01 MB, 1200x1600, 1380283314497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 23 23:52:45 2014 No.1642379

>>1642364
>>1642340
what the hell sega? they really ramped up the sexual connotations with their ads, eh? sega does with nintendont, no shit.

>>1642369
it's amazing that they still managed to fail despite all this awesome marketing. nothing was smarter than 'blast processing'

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:53:03 2014 No.1642380 File: 289 KB, 1290x850, 222006501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:54:03 2014 No.1642384 File: 265 KB, 850x1202, 14001101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:55:09 2014 No.1642386 File: 531 KB, 700x948, Action-52-Mail-Order.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:56:24 2014 No.1642391 File: 1.43 MB, 1263x1738, and finally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 23 23:57:16 2014 No.1642394
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>>1642379
It's not just Sega that did stuff like that, but I think they're kind of known for it.

Not /vr/, but some of the PS2 and PSP ads Sony's done were also both pretty disturbing, and also quite baffling as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:04:24 2014 No.1642415 File: 113 KB, 1034x696, 1356129199211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:08:31 2014 No.1642437 >>1642375 I remember this excruciatingly '90s ad. That controller was excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:12:11 2014 No.1642451 File: 479 KB, 1600x1202, 1354200413332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat May 24 00:13:47 2014 No.1642457
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>>1642394
>It's not just Sega that did stuff like that, but I think they're kind of known for it.
True this, everybody's done the whole 'sexy, dark and edgy' routine at some point, but Sega did it SO HARD AND LONG for hardware that ended up losing to "Nintendont's" that they will never live it down.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:14:00 2014 No.1642458 >>1642391 that's not even an ad?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:18:16 2014 No.1642464 File: 502 KB, 1113x1482, Gameboy Ad 2 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1642458 It's from the official Sega Saturn magazine, about a game for the Sega Saturn. I suppose the point is arguable, but personally I call it an ad.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:19:36 2014 No.1642469 File: 1.99 MB, 1875x3012, 1378869297401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:30:39 2014 No.1642491 >>1642353 Oh Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:31:34 2014 No.1642494 >>1642491 It's not real.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:34:34 2014 No.1642505 >>1642491 Yeah, I can't read that without either cringing or feeling like shit for laughing. >>1642494 I feel slightly less bad now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:37:00 2014 No.1642508 File: 132 KB, 640x480, 1378869945411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:37:00 2014 No.1642509 >>1642464 I want one of those for my 2DS

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 00:39:52 2014 No.1642512 >>1642394 >the more you play with it, the harder it gets okay that's pretty damn tasteless for a company advertising to kids. I'm not a prude but jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 01:15:36 2014 No.1642594 File: 87 KB, 800x847, desmond kekker and the lelces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >That OP image I must post this. >>1642512 Pretty sure that ad was meant for lad mags and not for children.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 01:23:16 2014 No.1642614 >>1642360 I dunno what's better, the guy orgasming in the foreground, or the guy orgasming in the background.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:04:31 2014 No.1642691 >>1642369 >63 wins

Anonymous Sat May 24 02:09:33 2014 No.1642696
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>>1642391
>Exposed to an experimental serum a normal 15-year-old Japanese girl was turned into a rampant brawling maniac with near-superhuman strength and potent fireball throwing capabilities.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:11:11 2014 No.1642701 File: 884 KB, 1440x1919, Saturn Bomberman ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:12:21 2014 No.1642703 File: 15 KB, 175x231, 1400907280513[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This image is from a retro game ad. Please post the full thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:12:58 2014 No.1642705 >>1642365 People who have seen breasts...on their computers

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:17:02 2014 No.1642715 File: 157 KB, 590x321, 4[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1642703

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:23:50 2014 No.1642729 >>1642701 SEGA did 9/11.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:30:39 2014 No.1642740 File: 129 KB, 371x231, actionfiftycool.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1642703 >mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 03:22:53 2014 No.1642832 >>1642701 So few games they had to list Bomberman twice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 03:29:19 2014 No.1642841 >>1642512 Not only are you a prude faggot, but most of these ads you see never even appeared in gaming magazines.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 10:01:22 2014 No.1643117 File: 520 KB, 900x1232, 1400940082122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spoilered for realistic Major League Baseball GORE.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 10:37:10 2014 No.1643130 >>1642512 That was in the British adult humor comic (given a very loose definition of humor) Viz.

Anonymous Sat May 24 10:42:15 2014 No.1643134
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Man, I was just thinking before coming on here today I wanted to start a retro ad campaign thread. /vr/ you know me even better than myself.

I really do wonder whose bright idea it was to start an ad campaign based on some optional boss from near the end of the game. Square even had a newsletter called the Ogopogo Examiner.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 10:55:00 2014 No.1643136 >>1642369 >dat graphics on VF 32x

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 13:11:58 2014 No.1643296 >>1642391 Oh boy, this ad >those proto screenshots of Sakura

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 13:27:45 2014 No.1643330 >>1642364 Does masturbation make you blind?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 13:42:44 2014 No.1643347 >>1642415 wat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 14:24:21 2014 No.1643407 >>1643347 Klonoa sounds like a kind of VD. I have no idea why they made an ad pointing that out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 14:40:26 2014 No.1643451 File: 381 KB, 661x2451, masturbation kills.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1643330 It'll put hair on your paws too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 20:50:00 2014 No.1644246 >>1643451 >Yes, young men, be filled with gloom, masturbation will be your doom! >Lying with whores all night and day will keep these wretched ailments at bay!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 21:26:32 2014 No.1644342 File: 1.46 MB, 2000x1376, gameboy_tongues_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 21:27:48 2014 No.1644346 File: 99 KB, 500x718, dd51c8594c92ff4463d0224044bdcb70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 21:30:14 2014 No.1644351 File: 155 KB, 570x885, 7134511321d26b137803b6451e0ba1c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 21:35:40 2014 No.1644362 >>1644342 dat yellow tongue...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 21:45:40 2014 No.1644383 File: 94 KB, 594x800, tumblr_m307f0QOkH1qe1x8qo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEEEEEY MACARENA

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 21:48:07 2014 No.1644390 File: 357 KB, 800x1124, GB ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1642703 >>1642715

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 22:45:11 2014 No.1644482 >>1644383 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0B7bQf12Q&feature=kp

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 22:45:15 2014 No.1644483 >>1642375 I have that controller, yet I am nowhere near that fabulous. I feel cheated.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 05:32:55 2014 No.1644961 File: 488 KB, 1267x1707, Judge Dread - GameGear 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 05:34:10 2014 No.1644964 File: 169 KB, 1200x1760, Judge Dread - GameGear 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 05:35:15 2014 No.1644968 File: 1.42 MB, 1600x2170, 1384437558477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 05:49:35 2014 No.1644984 >>1642340 >They´re making a company go bankrupt, dear.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 06:02:30 2014 No.1644991 >>1644984 You're not my real mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 15:22:35 2014 No.1645654 File: 763 KB, 1221x1600, Teenage-Mutant-Hero-Turtles-IV-Turtles-in-Time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember the teenage mutant hero turtles?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 15:38:33 2014 No.1645693 >>1644346 Samus looks fat in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 17:17:32 2014 No.1645926 Are modern vidya ads as good/cool as the retro ones ? I ask because I've never seen one ....

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 18:25:58 2014 No.1646092 File: 69 KB, 300x100, Learning 4Chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1642360 Expecting the day to see this as a banner

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 18:30:36 2014 No.1646098 File: 109 KB, 490x693, jt1-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 18:32:18 2014 No.1646104 >>1645926 Oh, hell no. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kJpB-Udso0

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 18:32:40 2014 No.1646105 File: 125 KB, 490x693, jt1-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1646098

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 18:33:44 2014 No.1646106 File: 129 KB, 490x693, jt1-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1646105

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 18:34:45 2014 No.1646108 File: 119 KB, 490x693, jt1-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1646106

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 21:39:26 2014 No.1646471 File: 336 KB, 1000x1393, Neo-Geo-Hotdog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 21:54:48 2014 No.1646506 File: 123 KB, 418x318, tumblr_lv19d8SpZF1qc5w6io2_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1642457 >SO HARD AND LONG

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 02:52:51 2014 No.1647081 >>1644964 >>1644961 judge anon is that you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 02:56:50 2014 No.1647086 >>1642391 >knickers lol, those smibbly bibbly brits

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 03:04:33 2014 No.1647102 >>1645693 Metroid: Deviantart search results edition

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 03:05:36 2014 No.1647106 >>1647081 does he still post? haven't been to /co/ in forever. also is internet man still alive

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 03:05:45 2014 No.1647107 >>1647086 Most of the really, really edgy ads in this thread are from britland. I guess they didn't consider kids as the market there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 10:24:04 2014 No.1647502 >>1646104 Woah .. that ad makes the gmae look super boring

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 10:29:20 2014 No.1647505 >>1642353 That is horrible, but funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 10:36:50 2014 No.1647514 >>1642832 Saturn Bomberman is just that awesome, that's why.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 10:37:05 2014 No.1647515 >>1646098 >>1646105 >>1646106 >>1646108 Johnny Turbo is the most pathetic mascot of all time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 10:38:39 2014 No.1647517 >>1647086 >>1642391 They're aren't even panties, they're gym shorts. Good enough for me tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 10:54:06 2014 No.1647534 >>1642508 During the massive Cicuit City clearance sale I bought this instead of Valkyrie Profile and Dragon Warrior 7. I still have it and the great sense of shame that comes with it.

Anonymous Mon May 26 11:15:05 2014 No.1647558

>>1643451
Those translations are really, really inaccurate. Good enough, I guess, but as it's my job to sit about translating to and from French to and from several other languages (and among and between those other languages, as well) I would be embarrassed to turn in such poor quality translation.
Especially the last cell of the penultimate row which should read
>He's delirious. He braces himself against death. But death is stronger [than him]...
The translation leaves out an entire segment, that 'death is stronger' bit. It translates "roidit" literally as "stiffens" rather than figuratively as "braces" and adds "anticipation" where there is none.
2/10. Shitty translation work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 23:01:28 2014 No.1649071 >>1644964 did they cut out the panel where the futuremen replace the caps with a broken batch to stop the game gear making it to the year 2014 without repairs?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 27 05:53:16 2014 No.1649648 >>1644390 I miss my green Game Boy :(

>>	Anonymous Tue May 27 06:07:28 2014 No.1649652 >>1642340 leeeeeeeeeeeewd

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