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Worst game ever made.

>> No.1552495
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>>1552487

>> No.1552501

>>1552487
>>1552495
Haven't played either one, but there's no way in hell they're worse than Action 52.

>> No.1552503

Action 52

>> No.1552508

>>1552501
>>1552503
B-But muh Catmen!

>> No.1552516

>>1552508
I think the Cheetahmen music is literally the only good thing to come out of Active Enterprises.

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>>1552495
To think Tommy Talarico worked on that peice of shit. According to an interview in Nintendo Power, he was just given the assignment out of the blue and told her had 24 hours to make all the music for it. Sounds about right.

>> No.1553105
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>>1552487
That's not even the worst racing game on the NES (Knight Rider and Road Fighter comes to mind) and I can think of much worse games like pic related.

>> No.1553114

SMS Zool, that game is trash. Worst thing I've ever played

>> No.1553118

Super Mario Bros. 3

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Really getting interpretive with the word "game"
I rented this shit

>> No.1553137
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This

>> No.1553141

>>1553127
I would've been pissed as hell if I rented it. A fortune telling game? Really?

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>>1553127
At least we can ask this piece of shit if it's the worst game ever.

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>>1553243
Well, I can't make anything out of that conclusion. For a game whose only function is to answer questions it certainly did a shitty job.

>> No.1553307
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This game. Oh god, this game is awful and it shouldn't be called "game". And the DOS version is worse, if it can be possible.

>> No.1553689

>>1553105
Man, Hi-Tech Expressions made some shitty games.

I'll never forget the horrors that are Mega Man and Mega Man 3 on DOS. Shit's too real.

>> No.1554472

>>1552487
I had that game. I don't think I ever finished a race, let alone won one.

>> No.1556557

>>1553689
I'm glad they never got around to the Twin Peaks NES game they licensed

>> No.1556591
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This is not even up for debate. In terms of retro games, Action 52 on the NES is the worst.

>Cost over 199$ when it first came out
>Is even more expensive now
>52 games, not a single one of them even remotely playable. Each and every one is literally unfinished and glitchy beyond comparison. A good chunk of them don't even work.
>Defective carts that overheat while in use.

All other games mentioned here are exceedingly better than Action 52. Literally the only good thing that came from it was a pretty catchy song.

>> No.1556750

>>1553689
I think Beam Software, Micronics and the Japanese contract developers that Bandai usually used were worse. One thing they all had in common was that they never hired a single good sound programmer.

>> No.1556752

>>1556591
>People paying out the ass for these pieces of shit just so they can have a complete collection
I understand the Little Samson craze but this?

>> No.1556769

>>1556750
Actually Beam software was probably the developer for Hunt for Red October. It's still more like a game than Big Bird's Hide and Speak, anyway.

>> No.1556928
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Big Rigs Over the Road Racing. There's a lot of trash in discount bins for the PC but nothing beats releasing a game where they just stopped developing it halfway through.