/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.1535530]

Why doesn't Kazooie do everything herself? Doesn't she do pretty much everything? She is super fast even when carrying Banjo, shoots eggs, flies and attacks with the beat. What does Banjo do?

Don't you think it would be cool if there was a game that just featured Kazooie?

[Anonymous No.1535894]

>>1535530
>Don't you think it would be cool if there was a game that just featured Kazooie?
- A platformer where you could fly anytime you wanted would suck
- A platformer where you're a bird but can't fly anytime you wanted would suck

[Anonymous No.1535910]

>>1535894
>- A platformer where you could fly anytime you wanted would suck
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.1535982]

>>1535910
I think he meant a 3D platformer. In which case, he's right.

[Anonymous No.1536028]

She needs Banjo for diplomacy and to use as a meatshield.

[Anonymous No.1536410]

>>1535530
Kazooie uses Banjo as a meat shield. And anyways, the point of the first game was to go save Banjo's sister, so of course he would come with.
A game with just Kazooie would be kind of strange, aside from the above comments, in the dialogue sense. Banjo and Kazooie has their two man comedy shtick. Remove that and it wouldn't feel the same, I feel.

[Anonymous No.1536420]

>>1535530
Banjo's job is supposed to be lugging her around everywhere, they just made the Talon Trot too good.

[Anonymous No.1536432]

>>1535910
>Kirby
>can fly anytime
>sucks

Nothing he said was wrong.

[Anonymous No.1536439]

>>1536432

[Anonymous No.1537064]

>>1535530

I dunno. Aside from basic diplomacy, I feel Kazooie needs Banjo as a sort of conscience. By herself, Kazooie seems somewhat morally corrupt, not necessarily evil, but definitely concerned mainly with her own life, and indifferent to the problems of others.

Like if Banjo was ever abducted and Kazooie had to go save him, I think it would be a much darker game, almost like a sort of Shadow the Hedgehog, she'd probably go full Conker in an attempt to rescue him and OMIGOD I WANT THIS GAME.

[Anonymous No.1537108]

>>1537064
>she'd probably go full Conker
Now you have my attention.
Its a shame that neither banjo or conker are going to make another game...

[Anonymous No.1537398]

>>1537108
Isn't Threeie in development for the Xbone?

[Anonymous No.1537425]

Banjo has hands and opposable thumbs, so he can pick things up. Kazooie just has wings and feet.

[Anonymous No.1537447]

>>1537064

Conker & Kazooie

Now that's a crossover I'd want to play.

[Anonymous No.1537530]

>>1537398
>implying that won't be an abomination worth forgetting

[Anonymous No.1537818]

I'm still trying to get over the fact that Kazooie is a female. A week ago I was redpilled about this character's gender on /v/.

[Anonymous No.1537820]

>>1537818
She's referred to as a female multiple times in both games, I don't know how you can miss it.

[Anonymous No.1537826]

I like how Banjo and Kazooie are just bros without even the slightest hint of any kind of romantic relationship. Just plain friendship between male and female characters is something very rare in fiction.

I understand they are a bear and a bird so it wasn't exactly going to work anyway, but still.

[Anonymous No.1537828]

>>1537818
and she's got girl eyes, bro.

[Anonymous No.1537830]

How about a game where all Rare Characters brawl it out in an arena?

Just take SSB and put rare characters in.

[Anonymous No.1537840]

>>1537826

I like how Kazooie isn't "feminine" at all, just a female bird.

[Anonymous No.1537864]

>>1537818
I was gonna make a joke about how the eggs shoot out her vagina instead of her ass, but google just informed be that most birds have an all-in-one orifice. Huh.

[Anonymous No.1537871]

>>1537864
Why do you think bird shit is like that anon?

[Anonymous No.1537876]

>>1537864
Yes. It is called a 'cloaca.' Reptiles also have cloacae. Possibly fish as well, but I'm not sure.

Did you know that many birds don't have proper penes (the plural of 'penis' is most properly 'penes') and engage sexually in what is called the 'cloacal kiss?' Basically, birds scissor to fuck.

[Anonymous No.1537880]

>>1537818

Well, english is not my native tongue, and when I played it I didn't understand most of the text.

[Anonymous No.1537881]

>>1537880 meant to >>1537820

[Anonymous No.1538376]

>>1537876
Most vertebrates have cloaca. Separating the intestinal opening from others is a mostly marsupial/placental mammalian innovation, but is also common in more advanced bony fish.

[Anonymous No.1538679]

>>1536028
this,came into the thread to say meat shield

[Anonymous No.1538707]

>>1537447
We'll just put it on the list of dreams we shall never live.

[Anonymous No.1539578]

>>1538679
Meat shield

[Anonymous No.1539734]

>>1535530
You didn't play Banjo-Tooie?

She couldn't do everything when you split up the chracters, especially carrying things or grabbing onto ledges when she's got no hands. She's also a lot more frail than Banjo is.

[Anonymous No.1539738]

>>1535530
Because kazooie as an autist who's savant skill is acrobats , and Banjo is simply his gaurdian who choses to take advantage of his skills

[Anonymous No.1539750]

Kazooie can't rock n sock niggas like Banjo can

you know, that swipe attack you learn when beating the shit out of living vegetable at the beginning of the game that you never really use again

fuck cauliflower

[Anonymous No.1539757]

>>1535530
Kazooie is the brains, Banjo is the muscle. They work much better when they're together.

[Anonymous No.1539774]

>>1539738
>his