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/vr/, you have a rad sense of humor, right? Come on.

Images, videos, stories, things from games...anything.

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>> No.1508897


Obligatory Fine Game Bitches.

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>> No.1508939

Someone post the picture of Link drinking the red potion instead of giving it to the witch in Majoras Mask.

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It took me a while to realize the point of this game is NOT breaking people's windows when i rented this as a child.

Didn't matter; had fun

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My character's names as a kid.


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>> No.1509069

I always swap one Fighter for a Red Mage. Just for some variety.

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Every. Fucking. Time.

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>> No.1509232

b-boner, no... please don't...

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>> No.1509545

That wasn't funny. But I wonder if something like that ever happened irl.

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>> No.1509763

reminds me of that DYNG about removing Sonic 2 and inserting Revenge of Shinobi.

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>> No.1509782


If I'm not mistaken, that's Devilman. Heck if I can pinpoint the episode, seeing as I haven't actually seen the series.

>> No.1509787

yeah, I thought it looked like Devilman, but I didn't know if it was an OVA or some series. I figure it's like Mazinger and has a billion different series and iterations and google image search couldn't pinpoint it for me.

>> No.1509827

Devilman: The Birth.

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>> No.1509889

Fuck those goddamn Cthulhu-lookin' motherfuckers!

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>> No.1509939

Holy shit, why have I never heard of these videos before. Goddamn, I'm laughing my ass off.

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This groovy fucker has an extra finger

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>> No.1509986


god dammit

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A classic

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>> No.1510028

Oak pls you're drunk go back to bed

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>> No.1510090


I know. I'm shocked that their channel doesn't have more views.

Though, doesn't help that I think Youtube shut down their previous channel for having 'bitches' in its name.

>> No.1510115

This can't be real

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>> No.1510156

It's basically like "that kid" in magazine form

>> No.1510162

More like it's the magazine that gave birth to "that kid"

I wonder how many more magazines gave out faulty information and how many kids were scorned for sharing said information on the playground.

>> No.1510180

But a lot of is shit that is obviously not true to anyone that's played the game. Like Rocket grunts stealing your pokemon or finding the starting pokemon in the wild.

>> No.1510415

A Yummy Fish
Just a Fish
A Rotten Fish
A Stinking Putrid Cursed Demonic Fish of Death

>> No.1510418

>ultros slippers

Fuck saving Cid, though. That shit takes too much effort and too many resets.

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I unintentionally saved him my first play-through, thinking that's just the game script and how it's meant to go. Imagine my surprise in 1995 the second go-around when Cid died and a grief-stricken Celes attempts suicide. I was all like pic related.

>> No.1510483

its cliffy b's wife

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>> No.1510535


>Sonic 1

The fact that this bothers me makes me think I may be more autistic than th Sanic fanbase

>> No.1510536

He's always been called Eggman in the Japanese versions.

>> No.1510539


Oh man I remember having that issue!

>> No.1510567


Blah blah blah fuck you

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Do you happen to know the name of the magazine? I'm almost certain I had it as a kid and I'd love to try and buy another copy for muh nostalgia.

>> No.1510638

What game is this?

>> No.1510642

Avenues of Anger

>> No.1510656

>tape on the Mario Party 3 label

>> No.1510659

>conserve moves. If your enemy has only a small amount of HP left, don't waste a powerful attack like Swift. Instead, use a weaker move...

What's wrong with that advice? It seems like pretty basic resource management to me.

>> No.1510665

Pugnacious Parkways!

>> No.1510669

Probably because Swift isn't all that powerful in the first place, but more importantly, it never misses and is probably the perfect move to finish off opponents with.

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>> No.1510703

It may have been written while the game was in beta and those things were true. They all sound like things that are a great idea until you test them and find that they're not that fun, or things that might get cut for time (like the truck and the grass near Pallet Town).

>> No.1510732


>Wearing just an apron

Me gusta

>> No.1510738

Is the pocky just there for weeaboo reasons?

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This one always gets me.

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>> No.1510973

I do not get this one

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That's great.

>> No.1511076

He's playing monster rancher.

>> No.1511071

It's a fat kid being stupid.

>> No.1511162

I haven't played Pokemon since Gold and Silver were brand new games but doesn't the game tell you which Pokemon is in each ball before you pick them? Hell doesn't it even ask if you are sure that's the one you want?

>> No.1511168

this is a fucking classic

>> No.1511174

keked hard here

>> No.1511175

That's the joke, genius.

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>> No.1511249

I don't think anyone actually does this.

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>> No.1511256

Pretty sure that's from the official guide. I had it and I remember a lot of those.

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>> No.1511312

You should have said that to >>1510535 instead.

>> No.1511321

This is not humorous. I feel like /vr/ is not the board for you, luckily we have two other boards for video game discussion.

>> No.1511330

I'm not sure I follow your point.

>> No.1511337

That's King's Field 2 or 3 which is retro. If you're gonna act like an elitist user at least do it right.

>> No.1511338

Like I said you're more than welcome to visit our other boards dedicated to video games >>>/v/ and >>>/vg/
You missed my point entirely.

>> No.1511341

Honestly not a bad moral.

>> No.1511345

I'm not even the guy who posted that in the first place. I don't follow your point.

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No my brain just went retarded. For some reason when I read your post I thought I saw a bit saying it's not retro.

>> No.1511351

This one got me.

>> No.1511354

There's nothing humorous about a game claiming to have beautiful polygon graphics when it in fact did at release, even if it does not for today's standards, which is an unfair comparison obviously.

>> No.1511358

KF wasn't ever beautiful. Ever.

And telling someone to go to another board because they don't find KF good looking is retarded. Not only because it's ugly now, but because it's *always* been ugly.

Defense forces pop up over the stupidest shit on this board. It's not like anyone plays KF for graphics.

>> No.1511363

Just ignore him. He is one of those guys who views himself high and mighty because he doesn't browse /v/. Yeah /v/ is a shit board but the people who act smug about not going on it are even worse.

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This magazine article back from when it was released disagrees with you.
I do in fact browse /v/, if you think I'm being smug just because I believe some things do not belong on this board, and should be treated as such, then I'd please ask you as a fellow /v/-goer to see where accepting unfitting behavior has gotten that board hence why I don't want the same to happen to this one.

>> No.1511414

>This magazine article back from when it was released disagrees

Okay, so? The relevance of this is what exactly? I still don't think KF has ever been pretty.

Swear to God you people fucking get your panties in a knot over anything.

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I'll just save myself some trouble by quoting you:
>KF wasn't ever beautiful. Ever.
>Not only because it's ugly now, but because it's *always* been ugly.

From where I'm standing you're the one who seems to have his panties in a knot. If you disagree with me that's fine, but don't make claims that you can't back up such as those regarding the general opinion of the graphics then.

Furthermore I'm not part of any "defense force", I'm not even a huge fan of KF. You might want to remove your tinfoil while posting here, there are no organized groups of people blindly countering every criticism against a game here, I only did so because I had facts to back me up.

With all of that said there's no point in going on with this little feud, it will lead nowhere other than derailing an otherwise fine thread. So I'm sorry for even fueling it in the first place, have a nice day.

>> No.1511442

>If you disagree with me that's fine, but don't make claims that you can't back up such as those regarding the general opinion of the graphics then.

Are you one of those retards who thinks that every fucking opinion on the internet has to be followed by "in my opinion" because you're incapable of normal conversation with people?

>> No.1511448

Not to dog on KF. But even Bubsy 3D's gotten the "Gold X".

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The Gold X award doesn't exist. The cover of Bubsy 3D flat-out lied by saying it won that award.

The cover of Bubsy 3D also said it got a positive review from EGM when it didn't.

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>> No.1511473

What the fuck? No, seriously.

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How about some /vr/-tan humor?

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>> No.1511524

>implying /v/ beats anything other than his dick
He doesn't even beat games because the games he plays are never-ending cawadoodies.

>> No.1511530

thanks mate

>> No.1511532


Holy fuck, how is this mistake being made this often now? They don't even sound the same.

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Actually, /v/ pretty much despises Call of Duty.

/v/'s too busy jerking off all over Dark Souls 2 right now.

Also, being inflammatory of other boards isn't really funny or witty.

>> No.1511534



That comic is at least five years old.

>> No.1511553

Yeah, it always hits and does little damage. It's not at all the move you should save for powerful use.

>> No.1511610

maybe everyone else is missing a finger, did you ever consider that?

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Do these count as /vr/?

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>> No.1511663

You know PSX-Treme was a shill magazine like Nintendo Power only worse, right?

>> No.1511687

>/vr/-tan is grown up Zeke wearing a power glove
This pleases me

>> No.1511775

Boy those must be some fun showers.

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>> No.1511834

Oh my god I remember this.

>> No.1511965

I want his dad to invite him into their bedroom and play that music loudly while fucking his mom

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Well *I'M* a huge fan of King's Field and *I'M* the one who posted the damn box scan in the first place. I played King's Field in 1997 and compared to games like Tomb Raider and Resident Evil the graphics are gross as hell.
>Them enormous flat expanses of boring identical repeating textures
>Them faceless heads
>Them stiff, non mo-cap animations
As someone already said, the graphics are not why you play King's Field and you only sound like a tool for jumping to their defense, especially with your "git offa muh board" attitude.

>> No.1512009

Graphically it was still a masterpiece compared to the first one.

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hurr forgot pic

>> No.1512020

This has got to be the best ad ever. Like htye outright say "you're not getting a chance at buying this"

>> No.1512038


I remember this. So edgy, so sarcasm.

So fucking 90s. Will anyone ever idealize this shit decade in a way that isn't just laughing at how ridiculously shit it was?

>> No.1512051

Video game ads were (often) disgusting and (always) obnoxious IN the 90s, so I doubt it. Fucking hated that shit.

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>> No.1512060

What was the one for (I think) the Jaguar? "You gotta have a pair of these to have one of these" with a picture of two metal balls.

>> No.1512067

I love stupid humor like this. Fuckin'


>> No.1512084

The reason the ad had this tone was because it's indirectly referring to the retarded mandates handed down to SoA from SoJ. Like, "We're only pressing 250,000 copies of this game and they're instantly sold out everywhere yet you want us to write an ad copy for it that's going to appear on the back cover of every video game magazine for the entire fall... ooookay"

>> No.1512097

I'm starting to understand why Sega fell from grace

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>> No.1512137

is this b8 or something

>> No.1512149

Does anyone have that pic of Cyborg, where he was apparently slammed against a wall with the caption "Cyborg hit those showers hard"?

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I like to think of him as a combination of Zeke from Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Lucas from The Wizard, the Lee Brothers from Double Dragon Neon, and that one radical kid from that old NES Capcom ad.

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I thought this was the dumbest thing ever when I read it yesterday, but his goofy fucking grin popped into my mind during a boring meeting today and I nearly lost my shit.

Well played, good sir.

>> No.1512556

I like to think of him as Travis Touchdown.

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I approve of all those choices but he needs pegged acid washed jeans and high tops to be this rad. Maybe with holes in the knees

>> No.1512813

Damn he DOES look a lot like Travis Touchdown and Travis Touchdown aint /vr/

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In that one picture, it's the build coupled with the glasses.

The hairstyle is still more Double Dragon-ish.

>> No.1513798

That entire series was funny.

>> No.1514820
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>> No.1515023

I think it's mainly the clothes. I couldn't really place them in a retro game but they do look suspiciously similar to Travis Touchdown's.

>> No.1515028
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Well, he's been depicted with different outfits.

>> No.1515032

Yeah, I like that a lot better. I think the acid wash and high tops is practically a necessity but I realize it's gotta be hard to convey acid wash through line art illustration.

>> No.1515059

Damn that image was posted as early as March of last year. It didn't take long for /vr/'s character to get nailed down.

>> No.1515062

What game is this? I probally have seen it before.

>> No.1515067

Streets of Rage
Also known as Boulevards of Belligerence in some territories.

>> No.1515070
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Where is your god now

>> No.1515072

I don't get it

>> No.1515084

Never played Mario Party, I take it?

MP1 had some tortuous minigames that required you to rotate the stick really fast. The most efficient way to do this was to use the palm of your hands to rotate the stick. This, unfortunately, was also detrimental to the skin on your palms. It actually got so bad that Nintendo Power was giving out free Mario party gloves to players who provided proof of purchase to prevent players from drilling holes into their hands.

The joke from the comic is that the man is pretending to be Jesus because Jesus was nailed onto the cross (by his hands) and he shows his wounds as proof. The priest sees through his ruse and produces the Mario Part cart from his pocket.

>> No.1515110

That wasn't even the worst part. The worst part is that anyone who ever owned Mario Party now owns four broken N64 controllers.

Them sticks were never the same.

>> No.1515158

Anything sonic relating no matter what is so boring now.

It's like being surprised about how low furries can do.

>> No.1515180

I always thought that the game sucked so bad that no-one who played it can be actually that pure.

>> No.1515187

I remember someone posted a photo of the game with a bubble text that I can't remember what was writen on it.

>> No.1515203

So much /v/-tier bullshit in here.

>> No.1515209

Like your post you mean? Because that's the /v/ way: Bitch about everything, contribute nothing.

>> No.1515242

I'm just telling what i see. Also expecting a contribution from every user that complains on something is just meaningless.

>> No.1515248

>Also expecting a contribution from every user that complains on something is just meaningless.

If there's something wrong with this thread, you can either post some shit that you think is good, or shut the fuck up. That's the beauty of posting somewhere like 4chan. It's not hard to contribute.

What you're doing right now is shitting up the thread and providing nothing to it.

>> No.1515262 [DELETED] 

>you can either post some shit that you think is good, or shut the fuck up. That's the beauty of posting somewhere like 4chan. It's not hard to contribute.

I also have rights to not contribute and also bitch about faglord.
Deal with it.

>> No.1515267

>I have rights
>on 4chan
>also I have the right to shitpost
>on 4chan


>> No.1515453

I am pretty sure he may have been one of the few who wasn't a fan of polygonal graphics period. It is plenty /vr/ enough to go beyond that though. Many people prefer sprite graphics.

>> No.1515472

>Serial nimber

>> No.1515723
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>> No.1515734
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Dog show contestant.

>> No.1515758
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I'm not. I love the 3D revolution and I've already explained that I love King's Field, but not for the graphics. I clipped that image myself for a King's Field thread because it's funny. King's Field had mediocre graphics for the time (compare Tomb Raider 1) and they've aged poorly.

Since the release of Dark Souls 2 there's been some messiah treatment going on of the whole KF/ST/Souls line and as a fan since the US beginning I feel I have every right to poke fun at them. It's hilarious that I deeply and personally offended someone to the point their reaction about derailed the thread.

Posting more /vr/-de-har-har so as not to go further off topic.

>> No.1515784

I got so upset when my favourite franchises made their premature move to 3D. Wing Commander, Ultima, C&C, Mario, all terrible.

>> No.1515797

That is pretty good.

>> No.1515820

>implying /v/ isnt just as hipster about modern vidya as /vr/

>> No.1515840

>being old enough to have owned an NES when Nintendo was still releasing games for it makes /vr/ hipster
Isn't it past your bedtime?

>> No.1515852

what? i'm talking about opinions on modern games like cod. liking old games doesnt make you a hipster anyway

>> No.1515921

I can definitely see why you got upset with Ultima, but Mario?

>> No.1515928

It just wasn't a Mario game anymore.

>> No.1516041

no, it wasn't a 2D sidescroller, but it was a mario game

>> No.1516103

Also, Wing Commander was a pseudo 3D game all along.

>> No.1516117


It had Mario. The Princess. Bowser. Goombas. Bob-ombs. Koopas.

You played as Mario...and you jumped on things in varied landscapes.

Sounds like a Mario game to me.

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>> No.1516428

it was one of the first threads we had.
tans are serious business.

>> No.1516447

Not him, but don't get me fucking started on 3d Mario games. Holy fuck.

The controls and camera were so fucking bad. Got to play a demo unit at a toy store pre-launch and I absolutely believed that Nintendo had completely fucking lost it over the desperation around getting the fucking N64 out the door finally (remember, this was a system that saw tons of delays in the face of both the Saturn and PS1 enjoying success). To this day I cannot understand the reviews and the popularity of that goddamn game. I've tried to play it so many times since, even sitting down and forcing myself to play through the game to the end, and that was one of the most fucking frustrating, terrible gaming experiences I've ever had. And I just got bare minimum # of stars necessary to win. I think it's "popularity" was a bunch of kids that actually had nothing better to do than figure out its poor controls and camera and memorize its peculiarities, much as I did with E.T. back in the 2600 days. Difference is: I did, and still do, think ET sucks.

I honestly believe Nintendo brainwashed an entire generation of gamers into actually believing that Mario 64 was good.

>> No.1516449

>I honestly believe Nintendo brainwashed an entire generation of gamers into actually believing that Mario 64 was good.
Or... Or, and hear me out, you're the one who is wrong. Just an idea.

>> No.1516459

You know, it's really strange to me to hear people that honestly believe that Mario 64 is good. Gameplay isn't like how a particular food tastes, or whether or not someone likes a particular painting. It's a mechanical way of guiding a character in a videogame and is the exact fucking same for everyone. And I could load up the game and point out dozens of serious, game-breaking flaws in the design of the controls and gameplay of Mario 64, and people like you will still tell me I'm wrong because... why? I can't understand. This isn't a difference of opinion; this is a difference of gameplay quality.

I've been playing games all my life, since gaming itself was in its infancy. I like to think that I know something about how gaming works, how game controls work, and what makes a game's control and gameplay good and bad. And yet everyone seems to pour out and dismiss all these things and just say "BUT IT'S GOOD REALLY", without really dismissing any of the major control and camera issues (e.g. -- there are so many places where the camera cannot be set to any sane, straight angle to help you make a certain jump or navigate a tricky ledge, and it all comes down to trial and error which is just insanity for a platformer like Mario, whose gaming history was straightforward 2d platformers where something like that was NEVER an issue).

This is why I think there was a bit of brainwashing going on. Nintendo couldn't stand that they had lost out and spent so much time on a subpar platformer as their launch title with their major franchise, so they paid off reviewers and hyped up the game so much that you felt like you were not worth anything as a gamer to dare question its quality.

>> No.1516464

Yeah, I've never had any problems with the controls or the camera. I'm leaning towards the "it's just you" thing.

>> No.1516470

See, it's the simple, one-off dismissals like this while I try to actually describe the issue that makes me believe that you're just mentally fighting the programming done to you by Nintendo about Mario 64.

It's really sad, and that release actually marked a point in gaming history where gaming actually started declining. Yesterday's N64 owners with its poor games such as Mario 64 and GoldenEye became the XBox and modern Playstation (2+) gamers with their subpar console games, and began this terrible downward spiral into what modern gaming is today -- a clusterfuck of subpar games with terrible controls and laughable gameplay.

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Post the original version, dude.

>> No.1516490

There's definitely some camera issues, but not nearly as many as you make it sound, and I felt that the controls themselves were actually pretty damn good, especially compared to a lot of other 3d platformers.

Beyond all its issues, it was also a very early 3d platformer, and it also was one of the first 3d platformers to have a sort of free roaming hub level, with multiple challenges for each stage. Some of the tricks it did, like a level changing depending on where you entered the painting, were absolutely brilliant for the time, and if you have examples of 3d platforming games from the same time that handled the two issues you've mentioned better, I would love to hear about them because they're probably fun games.

You write off that post for being a "simple, one off dismissal", but the only actual points you've brought up in so many words for disliking the game is that "The controls and camera were so fucking bad". Beyond that you just call it frustrating and make odd accusations about Nintendo rushing the game out the door and brainwashing.

You say shit about how gameplay is a mechanical way of guiding a character and it's the exact fucking same and I'd have to strongly disagree. Even in the realm of 2d platformers only, there are wild difference in how characters control and interact with the game environment.

Give some specific examples of how it doesn't work, and stop pretending that walls of text mean you're view is better argued. Fag.

>> No.1516498

Here is your train of thought:
>Dislike a game
>Other people like it
>Conspiracy theory
You simply listed the most commonly overcriticized aspects of early 3D games then launched into a rant about how Nintendo spontaneously decided their new game was terrible and how modern gaming is terrible. Don't expect people to give detailed responses to pure bullshit.

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wheres the one where Robin checked to see if Raven was pregnant?

>> No.1516632

>that image
What if I just choose Hetero and sexual? Then what?

>> No.1516636

How is that funny?

>> No.1516641

MODS! Ban this fucknozzle.

Don't you dare try to trigger me because I'm Pony-abled.

>> No.1516667

goddamnit, why is this funny

Maybe it's the fucking Machoke ass-face he has.

>> No.1516672

the Devilman OVA was so fuckin cash

Lucifer is such a badass for a faggot

>> No.1516676

Arino's face like he's swishing the joke around in his mouth seals this.

>> No.1516712
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what she looks like

>> No.1516729

>Gameplay isn't like how a particular food tastes, or whether or not someone likes a particular painting. It's a mechanical way of guiding a character in a videogame and is the exact fucking same for everyone.

It's exactly like food or a painting. I can serve two people the same dish or show them the same painting and they'll respond to it differently.

>> No.1517472

I love how he shuts the fuck up when people give him actual reasons. What happened to your brainwashing theory? Where are better games from that time?

>> No.1517476

I'm sure Sonic loves black chicks.

>> No.1517640

But they're spelt similarly. This is what you get when your entire spelling system is mostly etymological.

>> No.1517783

More subtle.

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>> No.1518172

I don't fucking care
fuck Eggman, Robotnik forever

>> No.1518189

>ghost pimp

>> No.1518194

does he sell ADAM?

>> No.1518205

>didn't even get a guide
>saved cid the first try
>didn't even noticed that he could die until way later

same with Meryl and MGS

>> No.1518231

Oh god I'm having YTMND flashbacks

>> No.1518235

I wonder if anyone ever successfully defeated Giygas without praying?

>> No.1518241

It can only be done in the Game Boy version. You have to poison Giygas and he eventually dies.

>> No.1518303

its the OVA

>> No.1518353
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Nigga what? 2D Wing Commander was FUCKED. The hit detection was so weird, it was impossible to tell the actual orientation of things, capships were the stupidest thing ever, and the engine itself couldn't even control its own speed. You could either have a smooth framerate in normal flight and a slideshow in a dogfight, or a cracked-out spazfest in normal flight and dogfights rapidly varying between impossibly fast and just right.

Sure, it was groundbreaking when it released but once the polygons started flying those flying messes of pixels sliding around on their weird vectors and prerendered limitations made it lose its appeal REAL quicklike.

And I'm saying that as a big fan of the games, even though your post reeks of bait.

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So lately my latest obsession has been the DS port of SM64. I didn't have the game as a kid and I was only ever able to play it at friend's houses, so most of the game is fairly new to me.

The DS port has some issues. The N64 control was cromulent enough in my book, although the camera was pretty annoying at times. The DS version controls like dogshit because it was a launch game, they tried to force touchscreen control, and somebody somewhere along the line was a fucking idiot about it. The camera control is even more insufferable. Yet I STILL can't put it down. Yeah, it's flawed. But for me it's fun! It's not that I'm bored and don't have a LITERAL GORILLION other games to play.

And now you're trying to tell us that your SUBJECTIVE taste in gameplay is an objective construct. You think it's bad, so it's a terrible game. Open your mind, man.

>> No.1518396

That comic is glorious.

>> No.1518797

I tried to play the DS port after I acquired a flashcart, but forcing you to start with Yoshi and go through all sorts of bullshit before getting back to the actual game was just too much.

>> No.1518823
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So I'm just going to ask here, have retro internet threads been banned/removed by janitors, or has /vr/ at large just gotten bored with them?
I used to enjoy them, but I don't really have anything to contribute that would make a new one needed.

This is the closest image I have to thread-relevant, Sorry.

>> No.1518837

Fucking MAGFest, best con

>> No.1518847

Lost it at the rings

>> No.1518860

Is this from that one awesome Russian guy with the whatever it's called deformity?

>> No.1518863
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>tfw sadoromantic

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It is.
I miss those threads.

>> No.1518882

We need more of them. I'm going to have to watch Dendy Chronicles again now. God the poor Russians. I can't believe they really needed to lie about Joe and Mac or whatever being a pirated Mario game just to save face.

>> No.1518906


Nope. Not true for many reasons

>there's no proof that any of those things ever existed in Pokemon
>the first version of the game was released much earlier than in the red/blue in the US
>the magazine used an anime picture of oak. The anime came out after the games and certainly after any "beta " that existed

Don't feel like continuing

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>> No.1519478

>I'm going to have to watch Dendy Chronicles again now.
I was just thinking the same thing myself.

>> No.1519494

Ah man, beat em ups with shitty people... Streets of Rage was the fucking worst at this.

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>> No.1519681

Someone please dump this.

>> No.1521402

Looks like he got to the point

>> No.1521425
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I saved this from a thread which was about embarrased things related with retro games.

>> No.1521436
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>> No.1521442

oh fuck i forgot all about this post

i was laughing for like 3 hours straight

>> No.1521482


Twitterfags are the worst.

>> No.1521528

Where's the list dril?

>> No.1521631


>> No.1521670
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tfw grew up with the dendy

>> No.1521671

they just died as far as I know
I think if you check the foolz archive it'll say if it was deleted or not.

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>> No.1521727

I can't fucking unsee it.

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>> No.1522528
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This is the appropriate response.

>> No.1522610

streets of rage 1

>> No.1522618 [DELETED] 

lol I remember some guy said he gave an oral report about Megaman X4, and it was full of bad X games

Like "this is an X-tremely fun game, with X-ceptional graphics and X-haustingly difficult X-capades"

>> No.1522621

lol I remember some guy said he gave an oral report about Megaman X4, and it was full of bad X puns.

Like "this is an X-tremely fun game, with X-ceptional graphics and X-haustingly difficult X-capades"

>> No.1522639

>A Romantic
got that right :^)

>> No.1522696

I remember my first time playing through I didn't even know Cid was an old man until Celes started referring to him as "granddad".

The sprite is so vague-looking.

>> No.1522709


Mystical Ninja 64 is my GOAT

>> No.1524797


Thank you for being helpful on 4chan

>> No.1524821

my boner will never forget this.

>> No.1525552

The writing in that game was absolutely appalling.

>> No.1526172

This is true.

And i fucking loved it. That cliche dialog. That over the top acting. Even if we could go back in time and 'fix' it i would insist it be left just like that.

>> No.1526883
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Skate or Die 2: The Search For Bromance

>> No.1526898
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>[hearty laughter]

>> No.1527771
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>You loser!

>> No.1527826

This video and the single comment are baffling.

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god, i can just feel how awkward that must be for him while thinking back to that moment.

why do kids do things like this ? lol.

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>> No.1527865

The N64 had no games, and what few games were released are praised to hell and bacl as masterpieces. Rare's collectathons are examples of shoddy game design, with DK64 being the "this is what you shouldn't do" example. Even Banjo was guilty of this, the notes were laid out in a way that they serve no other purpose other than to guide the player. The fact so many N64 games forced the player to revisit areas to collect everything they can so that they can progress shows off the N64's glaring weakness; carts were small, so the games had to be small.

>> No.1527904

Castlevania has always been really campy. The stupid dialogue just adds to the charm.

>> No.1527906

Nobody cares. Fuck off.

>> No.1527932
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This is you.

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>> No.1527957


I would be shocked if more than ten good games were ever released for the console. My favorite is still Mischief Makers.

>> No.1527980

>hurr denial
No, I just don't care. This is not the time or place for consolear flamebait bullshit.

>> No.1527994

Ignoring Mischief Makers

Goemon's Great Adventure
Mystical Ninja
Super Mario 64
Mario Party 2
Perfect Dark
The World is Not Enough
F-Zero X
Pilotwings 64
Paper Mario
Blast Corps
Body Harvest
Space Station Silicon Valley
Vigilante 8
Doom 64
Sin and Punishment
Star Fox 64
Majora's Mask

Just off the top of my head. Not my favorite Nintendo system, but it's damn good.

>> No.1528070

Your tower is mighty.

>> No.1528097

Its Boulevard of Brawls

>> No.1528102

there was some magazine that came out before the gc was released that said if you removed the black disc from the center of the lid you'll release a deadly gas. kind of similar, think i still have it somewhere

>> No.1528153

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard. Thanks for that.

>> No.1528173
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Let's play some Kid Icci Dik!

>> No.1528198

I remember that level, what was it? Was that a glitch?

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here's that skater kid nowadays

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>implying that adventure stories aren't typically derivative of earlier adventure stories
>implying that quantification isn't a great way of helping the reader understand the extent of combat damage when dealing with unfamiliar fantasy beasts

>> No.1528693

AHH! It's the Baghuul! He's here!

>> No.1528698

so glad I gave up that black metal shit hahah, I still like some of the music but fuck are the fans ever fucking cringe.

>> No.1528853

Black metal is great music with one of the weirdest fanbases out of any genre.

>> No.1528874

metal fans in general are usually pretty autistic.

>> No.1528889

I love metal (especially late 80s death metal), but I can't stand metal fans.

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Got one similar.

>> No.1529112 [DELETED] 

>tfw did the same with a metal gear parody I read on a mag as a kid

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Are you this guy?

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>> No.1531732

I came so close to buying that when I saw it.

>> No.1531750


It's amazing.

Someone should write a creepypasta about it.

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>> No.1531758

Routes of Frenzy

>> No.1531762

Americans say "Say-Gah" as much as they say "Meh-ree-o" even though in the games there's soundbits that shows you specifically how they're pronounced

>> No.1531763

I don't think anyone says 'meh-ree-o' either.
Like, no one that has ever existed at any point.

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>> No.1531768

Shh, no more denial, only dreams now

>> No.1531769

We had a cartoon about it, even.
You're just discriminating now.

>> No.1531770

I don't see how's that relevant Anon

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thanks for awakening my sadoreligious nonnist identity, asshole

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I like this one better.

>> No.1531786


I don't care about the arugment. I just want to say that I love KF and you sound like a bro.

>> No.1531805


>Using a flaming Shoryuken

Nope. Soiled it.

>> No.1531808

That fucking guy.

>> No.1531813
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It means no one does it because we clearly know how it's pronounced you daft cunt.

>> No.1531820


>Maybe if I insist on it enough times it'll become true

>> No.1532505

>Americans say "Say-Gah"

Yeah, see when I was a kid I remember clear as day the little cartridges loading up and saying; "Say-Gah." So for the longest time that's how I've pronounced it. It wasn't until somewhere around, I don't know, '98 where I started saying it as; "Seh-gah."

So yeah, the goddamned cartridges would say; "Say-Gah"

>> No.1532518

They say sehhhh-gaaaa.
Also the "Sega Scream" was absolutely inescapable in 90s culture so there's no way you could be unfamiliar with it. Likewise. Mario 64 says "It's-a me! Mario!"

I'm sure that ignorant yokuls in all corners of the world mispronounce Japanese words in a myriad of ways. Implying all Americans do it is just random USA bashing.

Your rage is like candy to us.

>> No.1532519

Funny how Nintendo of America always went through such drastic lengths to remove every single instance of crosses (even when they had nothing to do with a church/Christianity) but they leave a giant Star of David like that

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>> No.1532545

I'm talking about Mario. They clearly pronounce it in both the show and cartridges.
However when it comes to Sega I'll bite. You seem to be hearing the startup Sega noise "Seh-gah" as せいが with a lot of emphasis on the い. I mean it's an easy mistake but it really does just have a long drawn out 'H' noise if anything.

>> No.1532674

America here, have never heard anyone say either that way.

>> No.1532792

I can't handle this im crying with laughter

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>> No.1532831

That's not what Anon was getting at. Good job missing the point.

>> No.1532860

There are a lot of typos. It's a typewriter.

>> No.1532920

American here. Everyone here pronounces Sega as intended. News anchors and older people who have never played a Mario game pronounce his name as:
>Mare-io (mare like a horse)

Everyone else says it correctly.

>> No.1532928

I've only ever heard that pronunciation of "Mario" from Brits, with the first syllable rhyming with "care" instead of "car."

>> No.1533026
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This guy.

>> No.1533043

Taco bell.jpg

>> No.1533050

It strictly seems to be a UK and northeast US (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, etc.) kind of thing.

And it's pronounced "Marry-o" over here, anyway, "Mare" has a totally different sound.

>> No.1533090

/vr/ stop bitching over the pronunciation of Mario and Sega and keep up with the funny.

>> No.1533132


This is incredibly stupid. The whole joke is 'This guy pronounces things differently, therefore he's stupid. Also, anti-Americanism is hilarious'.

Once you realize how diverse the world's languages and dialects are, you realize how petty and dumb something like this is.

That whole big display of people from different countries pronouncing it the exact same way? That doesn't exist. Every single one of those people would pronounce the word differently depending on their native language and dialect.


This is a French person says 'Mario', by the way.

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>> No.1533153


Is this so I can have a victory jack-off because I'm right?

>> No.1533159

Thread's over, everyone go home.

>> No.1533176
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Meanwhile at this guy's house:

>> No.1533184

What the hell is that kid doing?

>> No.1533197

Take a look and see just how far down the rabbithole goes. This is so on topic of the thread it is sad to see what happened to certain retro fandoms. http://youtu.be/qQhjJ0BLxT0?t=39s

>> No.1533214

Honestly, I've seen similar advice in other modern games ("hit it till it dies" "don't get hit"), and I genuinely believe it's good advice. It's in essence what you should do, the rest (learning attack patterns, timing your openings, minding your surroundings) comes as a result.

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>> No.1533263

what is the story of that cinderblock?

>> No.1533282


>Raul Julia the Video Game

Can someone please explain this to me? Is it just a thing someone made?

>> No.1533287

I feel that it better adds to the story of the Ruined World to let cid die, really clinches that hopeless attitude that is set up

>> No.1533297

It looks like some kinda Genesis homebrew that someone decided to stick inside an AES cart.

>> No.1533305

>Star of David

The six-pointed star, or hexagram, is used in other religions or systems, such as alchemy and occultism.

>> No.1533312

Raul Julia was in the live action Street Fighter movie playing M.Bison (Vega). For some reason a game was made based on that shit stain of a film.

>> No.1533324

American here, I'd never heard someone say "meh-ree-o" until /vr/ was created. seriously, where would you even get the idea that you pronounce it that way? Mario is an actual name. And the only places where the accent would make it sound like that (ie brooklyn, etc) are places where mario is a more common name, making it even more unlikely that you'd say his name like that on purpose.

and I dont see a difference in the pronunciation of "say-gah" or "seh-gah", or even "say-guh" and "seh-guh". its putting emphasis on different letters, but not changing the sound itself.

>> No.1533337

Apparently someone stuck an AES cart into a genesis, and then someone else Photoshopped that cover onto it. I got it off segaage.
my guess is that whatever game is in that cart fits into a genesis game genie as well. would make for a pretty cool tower of power.

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have some OC

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>> No.1536001


It's actually pronounced that way in the UK. I don't know if it's alright to spell it that way, but this is only the internet. Chill the fuck out.

In other news, who is the girl in that GIF? I feel like I recognize her.

>> No.1536069

She looks like Amy Jo Johnson to me, but that's just wishful thinking on my part.

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>> No.1536215

muh dick tfw overfap limpy

>> No.1536292

I want to do that but with your dad around my cock

>> No.1536301

Who's that?

>> No.1536490
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Even though many Pokemon pariody comics have been posted, I didn't see the best one.

>> No.1536508

>2001 – The United States passes the USA PATRIOT Act into law.
The horror

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>> No.1538067 [DELETED] 

You can't get past the second room without the full triforce. Fail.

>> No.1538149


Even at lv. 3 that oddish could level quite a bit in that dungeon from the geodudes

I would know because I always use oddish for that dungeon. It's life sucking attacks dominate

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>> No.1538819

>and I dont see a difference in the pronunciation of "say-gah" or "seh-gah"
It's an Ay sound and a Eh sound, it's completely different shit.Oh my god I'm so upset right now unbelievable goddamn

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A reminder that English subs for Dendy Memories #8 just came out.


Enjoy, /vr/os.

>> No.1539341

Why thank you.

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>> No.1539373

Can't you actually make it out of this alive?

>> No.1539376

I know some tool-assisted runs do jumps in 1 square big spaces and actually land on the enemies. It's probably about trying to jump at the very last frame or something.

>> No.1539398

This might be funny if the guy didn't sound like a Chris Tucker wannabe.

>> No.1539431

You can do it on real hardware if you have skills. It's possible to jump into the space between the top of the goomba and the bottom of the block but it's some single frame shit. Don't try to do that without a CRT.

>> No.1539437

He's actually trying to do Kat Williams, but he needs to spend about a thousand hours talking like that before his flow will sound natural.

>> No.1539459

Oh wow. Yeah, he needs practice. Katt grew up close to where I did, I'm surprised I didn't hear it in his voice.

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I don't see why the blurs it out. I've seen way worse on stuff YT, so I know he can get away with it on there.

Here it is unblurred (if anyone cares).
I'll spoiler it because /vr/ is SFW. I know you're not supposed to hide porn in spoilers, but I don't think pixelated boobs hardly count as porn.

>> No.1540135

What is this video? I mean seriously... What the frick?

>> No.1540325

Mario Kart
Diddy Kong
Blitz 99
Mario Tennis
Ogre Battle 64
Banjo Kazooie
Conkers BFD
Super Smash Bros.
Kirby 64
Pokemon Snap

>> No.1540445


Because Youtube has deleted a few of their videos and even locked their channel before, so they have to be extra careful.

>> No.1540608

Autism. And it gives us a bad name. We're not all like him.

>> No.1540928

Ah, ok I see now. I was thinking ay as in "say", and eh as in what Canadians add to the end of every sentence.
you know what I'm talking aboot eh?

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>controller evolution

>> No.1544505


They clearly said 'saaaay-guhhhhh'.

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>> No.1544652

I've always loved how /v/ has had this weird noseless mudokon face since 2007.

>> No.1544658

Yeah but the way Sega pronounce Sega it isn't the correct way to pronounce Sega.

>> No.1544768

how do you know? the word comes from service games, sea-gah isn't any more correct

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Only the dead can know peace from this autism

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>> No.1544847

>sammy goes full joker mode
how horrifying

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Another by the same artist.

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omg i fucking made that image! thanks for reposting it man !

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just to clarify, the editing is horrbile cause i was fucking wrecked at the time lol


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This reminds me of something I did in 6th or 7th grade.

>Group assignment
>Must write original story
>Get with the mates to write, no ideas coming out
>Suddenly I go "Hey here's this guy and his friends (...) betrayal (...) and the witch king (...) the spirits (...) final battle (...) the end."
>"Wow anon that's amazing"
>"Holy shit bro we got our story"
>It was the plot of Guardian Heroes

>mfw years later my high school A/V project (script/storyboard) was basically Snatcher's

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>A jester, a jester, and a jester join your party.
>They all stare at you.

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>> No.1549251

posting for all to see

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>> No.1550328

For my 3rd year medial (analogous to US 8th grade) final project, each student pulled random coordinates from a hat and had to create a fictional nation around those coordinates. The project had to create an encyclopaedia-like paper about this fictional country based on the coordinates you were given and using the cultures/languages/history of surrounding regions as inspiration. I got a patch of landless ocean just southeast of Japan, so I made Neo Kobe and used much of the same setting points as Snatcher omitting bioroids and all that crap.
My "article" discussed manned taxis, credit cards not being "accepted in some parts of the city," the nation's space programme recently launching its first exploratory shuttle (the Beagle Jerusalem) and more allusions to the Snatcherverse.

>> No.1550343

It should be something more like, "A jester, a jester and a jester seem like they want to join your party. They all stare at you"

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>> No.1553025

i hate you so fucking much

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jesus christ

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That always bothered me, that giant block you need push and then ride to reach the 2nd floor on the fire temple bothered me so much, you could literally let it float by just barely touching the ledge.

>> No.1555230

Why don't you give Dr. Wily a footrub? Them corns ain't never bit nobody.

>> No.1555258


That motherfucking Fly Guy minigame.


>> No.1555435

Weird, I played SM64, but only owned SM64DS. The controls weren't that good, but I somehow got used to them. (nearly impossible for me on an emulator, though) The variety of characters and abilities was nice, but starting with Yoshi was odd, and Wario was not worth playing unless necessary.