Quotable Games

[Anonymous No.1390101]

Let's have a quotable games thread. Games with dialogue, written or spoken, that sticks with you.

Pic extremely related.

[Anonymous No.1390106]

"Run. Run! Or you'll be well done!"

[Anonymous No.1390138]

DO A BARREL ROLL
LOL

[Anonymous No.1390151]

All your base are belong to us

[Anonymous No.1390159]

played the japanese version because i hate cheesy 90s pun writing

[Anonymous No.1390167]

>>1390101

Trust your instincts

You're becoming more like your father

[Anonymous No.1390205]

"I always wanted a thing called TUNA SASHIMI!"

"What a matter!! Was the whole mortal combat a dream"

[Anonymous No.1390219]

The entirety of House of the Dead, or any old zombie game really.

[Anonymous No.1390239]

I can quote over a dozen hilarious lines from the original Resident Evil, and I've never even played it. (I had RE2 instead.)

"I hope this isn't Chris's blood!"

[Anonymous No.1390246]

>>1390239

it's funny because of the weird intonation of the acting

just saying it alone isn't funny

[Anonymous No.1390295]

>>1390205
Here's penny arcade. The best game "Darius Gaiden" in penny arcade, all rounds have been cleared.

I'm champion!

[Anonymous No.1390312]

>>1390295

This quote is why only plebs choose V route over W route. Love that little change the ending gets when someone is there to take the P2 position.

"We're champion!"

[Anonymous No.1390315]

>>1390312
>you will never get a 2-player no-continue clear ending in the "We're champion!" message
Shame W has probably the worst final boss though. Vermillion Coronautus is so cheap. Pretty short stage too.

[Anonymous No.1390317]

"I'm gonna recycle you!"

[Anonymous No.1390325]

Welcome... to DIE!

[Anonymous No.1390334]

>>1390315

Eh, I don't find him to be as bad as people make him out to be, even if I had to use up every single bomb I had. I mean, Zone W was actually the first route I cleared.

Never again will I feel such strongly conflicting emotions

[Anonymous No.1390337]

>>1390334
Well yeah, you can bomb to deal with anything... What I don't like about Vermillion Coronautus is it has more than one attack that require precise training and basically foreknowledge to counter them exactly without getting hit. Lame design.

[Anonymous No.1390345]

>>1390334
Oh and it doesn't have very many attacks it cycles through. Hysteric Empress is the only one that's simpler I think.

[Anonymous No.1390357]

>>1390246
No shit; I've obviously seen/heard the lines in action but I never sat down and played RE1.

I love the mythos and the atmosphere but I can't get past those controls man

[Anonymous No.1390374]

"Leave it tuh me!"
"I'll be roit there!"
"Consider it done!"
"Fraid I can't DO that, sir!"
"Finally, some action!"
"Okie dokie!"
"Get on with it!"
"Dat's easy!"

[Anonymous No.1390378]

The last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.

[Dr. James Rod No.1390384]

Really?

http://youtu.be/Omq_LQsOokI?t=1m36s

[Anonymous No.1390397]

It is still embeded in my head after all these years.

[Anonymous No.1390414]

"Hey! Hey! What the-!"

"Don't worry! I'm HERCules!"

"Has anybody seen a cow?"

[Anonymous No.1390659]

>>1390414

[Anonymous No.1390690]

>>1390106

[Anonymous No.1390732]

"It's look like you choose the wrong party do craaaaash."

"MY MONEY! MY MONEY GWAAAAAH" "Your greed sickens me. I hope your death is a lesson to others."

"Please forgive my late arrival." "NO, NO, YOU HAVE DONE WELL. LORD GOHDA IS WAITING FOR YOU, COME."

Also, most of Onikage's quotes are very nice, specially the last one.

[Anonymous No.1390756]

>He may come from star.

[Anonymous No.1390784]

>>1390239
What a monster! I can't believe — What the hell is this place, anyway?

That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!

Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.

OH MY COD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVyOCssIXgQ

[Anonymous No.1390808]

"It's time to pay!"
"Bury me with my money"

[Anonymous No.1390810]

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

[Anonymous No.1390814]

>BURY ME WITH MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.1390817]

I wish I had a Limit Break.

[Anonymous No.1390820]

>you must gather your party before venturing forth.

[Anonymous No.1390818]

>>1390219
yes, from memory, HOD2:
>SEEMS MY ADVICE HAD NO EFFECT
>SUFFER LIKE G DID?
>MY GOD
>DOGS OF THE AMS, ITS TIME WE MADE A MOVE
>I DON'T WANNA DIE
>MY FRIENDS WENT INSIDE, THEY'RE NOT BACK YET. I TOLD THEM NOT TO GO
and i'll stop now

[Anonymous No.1390819]

AH LIFE GIVING WATER
NECTAR OF THE GODS

[Anonymous No.1390826]

>>1390808
>>1390814
Draw Pilgrim

[Anonymous No.1390980]

>>1390819
GRAHAM CAN NOW FEEL STRENGTH AND RENEWAL FLOWING THROUGH HIM

[Anonymous No.1390994]

>I found you! FAKER!

[Anonymous No.1390995]

any bullshit from star ocean the second story

"that's somewhere around 80 points!"

"unexpectedly weak!"

"muh strengf!"

"U think U can win over the hero of light?"

[Anonymous No.1391005]

>>1390101
Don't pahty just yet!

[Anonymous No.1391007]

>>1391005
COCKY LITTLE FREAKS

[Anonymous No.1391020]

HOLD YOUR FIRE; I'M A HUMAN

[Anonymous No.1391042]

>>1390994
>Faker?
>I THINK YOU'RE THE FAKE HEDGEHOG AROUND HERE!
>You're comparing yourself to me? HAH!
>You're not even good enough to be my fake.

[Anonymous No.1391039]

>>1391020
NO ONE'S GOING TO LEAVE MY TOWN!

EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE!

[Anonymous No.1391049]

DON'T SHOOT ME!

[Anonymous No.1391058]

I DON'T WANNA DIE

MY GOD

HOW COULD ANYONE DO THIS?

THERE'S NOTHING WE COULD DO

SUFFER LIKE G DID

G'S BLOOD STAINS...

[Anonymous No.1391070]

Blame yourself or God.

[Anonymous No.1391073]

"Tavern's closing. Best be on your way, stranger."
>"What? No mug of ale for a traveler from distant Coorhaven? I can reward you well for I am of noble blood."
"I stay open for no man in these dark times. Things come with the night that no sane man would welcome."
>"And so I left. Cold of heart, and soul. Forced...to the road. And the long, bitter night."

-

>"Their sneering faces were forever etched upon my memory. My mind was blank save one thought: I would kill."
-
>"There is no greater relief than that from vengeance. With my assassins dead, my quest was over."

[Anonymous No.1391074]

>Wubba, wubba! I'm in the pink today, boy!

still don't know what it means.

[Anonymous No.1391080]

>>1390819
>>1390980
- Uh, gentlemen? Please excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
- Da inn's full, ain't got no more rooms.
- Hey, boss. Dis guy looks like a real troublemaker. Whaddaya want me to do wid 'im?
- Rub 'im out!

[Anonymous No.1391085]

Most of winning quotes from SF2 are very funny. MY STRENGHT IS MUCH GREATER THAN YOURS

[Anonymous No.1391096]

Guess what? I've named a boil on my ass after. It too bothers me every time I sit down.

[Legion of Anon No.1391237]

MML2:
"I'm sorry Mega Man, but the Flutter needed repairs, so...I sold all your weapons! Please forgive me!"(paraphrased a bit, I'm sure)
"We may be pirates, but we're not barbarians! We'll let them keep the toilet paper!"

>>1391085

Weak, compared to the original.

"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!"
>and suddenly Japan was Sheng Long

Still cracks me up how out of control that joke went...

[Anonymous No.1391343]

>>1391085
Go home and be a family man.

[Anonymous No.1391509]

>>1390101
I can quote pretty much the entire script of this game, only while playing it of course as I remember which bits comes up. Literally the entire game is full of brilliant lines.

>Ahh, someone wants to play.

[Anonymous No.1391575]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

Everybody sing along

[Anonymous No.1391612]

>>1391005
It's time to try our new weapon

[Anonymous No.1391613]

>>1391509
Incoming enemy from the rear. Drop altitude!

[Anonymous No.1391627]

>>1391613
>Enemy shield analyzed
>Deploy all units CHARGE
>I got a present for ya!
>Who are you guys?
>We're star fox!
>You'll never defeat Androoooooosss

[Anonymous No.1391667]

>>1391509
MY EMPEROR! I'VE FAILED YOUUUUUU!

...I'm no match for you.
I admit defeat.
... IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!

FOOOOOOOOX!

[Anonymous No.1391708]

>>1390101

[Anonymous No.1391712]

>>1391007
EEEEUUUUUAAAAAAAR!

[Anonymous No.1391721]

ROW-KIT LAWN-CHAIR

[Anonymous No.1391797]

Time to get sewious.

[Anonymous No.1391803]

>''Step on the gas!''

[Anonymous No.1392181]

>>1391708
Lunar Silver Star, right? Is the rest of the game as interesting to read as this? Also, what version is the best (between original megaCD, ps1, gba and psp)?

[Anonymous No.1392282]

Boss 2: "Are you the chick from the world of evil? Can't let you through NOPE! Orders of the mighty Ramses"
Char (Cham): "Hey, just cut the conversation, and watch out for my whip!"

--from the Turbografx-CD version of Valis III (skip to the 9:00 mark for the above quote, but the entire clip below is full of awful voice acting):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kge6THYb4fk

[Anonymous No.1392291]

From the Turbografx-CD version of Valis III:
Boss 2 (if faced by Char): "Are you the chick from the world of evil? Can't let you through NOPE! Orders of the mighty Ramses".

Skip to the 9:00 mark on the clip below for the quote; the rest of the clip is also full of bad voice acting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kge6THYb4fk

[Anonymous No.1392292]

>>1391803

STEP ON THE G-G-GAS
STEP ON THE GAS

[Anonymous No.1392338]

>>1391058
This game so much. It's hands down the worst dialogue in video game history and I will never forget it. I still play HOTD 2 on my DC all the time.

[Anonymous No.1392345]

>>1391803
NO
NO
USE THE BRAAAAAAKES!

[Anonymous No.1392353]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0jHgcSQEY

>Why..me?!

[Anonymous No.1394076]

>>1390374
OOIM COOOMEN

[Anonymous No.1394082]

>>1391058
GO CAARL

it's also because of the hydra boss, that i can now recognise its stock-scream in any other movie/game immediately

[Anonymous No.1394723]

I'LL STAIN MY HOUNDS WITH YOUR BROOD

[Anonymous No.1394804]

>BEWARE I HUNGER
>BEWARE I LIVE
>RUN COWARD
>RUN RUN RUN
>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.1394919]

>>1390239

Jill sandwich

[Anonymous No.1394949]

>>1391058
>install Typing of The Dead
>realize that every single sound effect and line of dialogue is stored as a separate WAV file for easy exploitation

[Anonymous No.1394956]

>>1392345
I
CAN'T
STOP
IIITT!!

[Anonymous No.1394960]

>>1394956
HIT+50

[Anonymous No.1395006]

>>1390239
Wesker were have you bean

[Anonymous No.1395020]

>>1390995

CHAOS SWORD CHAOS SWORD CHAOS SWORD

[Anonymous No.1395024]

>>1391803
i forgot to close the door

[Anonymous No.1395041]

this guy foaming at the mouth

[Anonymous No.1395052]

>>1394960
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hq1ALWHFKb

[Anonymous No.1395061]

>>1394960
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hq1ALWHFKb

[Anonymous No.1395245]

>>1390138
I lost it

[Anonymous No.1395389]

O shi- I can't believe Teisel Bonne hasn't been mentioned yet! One of the few comic relief antagonists I truly like.

[Anonymous No.1395412]

WOLOLOWOLOLOWOLOLO

[Anonymous No.1395609]

>>1390101

"I'll bet you can't even kickflip!"

[Anonymous No.1395616]

>>1391042
>The great emeralds power allows me to feel"

[Anonymous No.1395637]

>>1395616
>>1391042
>>1390994
THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE FOR EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH!

[Anonymous No.1395743]

Alpha Centauri, Datalinks.

There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn, nonetheless, for the latter.

Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.

To map the very stuff of life; to look into the genetic mirror and watch a million generations march past. That, friends, is both our curse and our proudest achievement. For it is in reaching to our beginnings that we begin to learn who we truly are.

[Anonymous No.1395761]

Citan "I build mechs that shoot the pilot out in a bullet for no actual reason" Uzuki - Xenogears

"Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not."

[Anonymous No.1395825]

>>1390784
>I have a rope here
>OH DO YOU? Then I'll try to do down using the rope!

still gets me. The acting is like something out of a bad porno. It's brilliant

[Anonymous No.1395841]

>>1390818
>>1391058
>Hm hm hm, this is a present from me to you. LOOK AT YOUR LEFT!
>It's like they're inviting me in!
>TO PROTECT THE LOYFE CYCLE!

[Anonymous No.1396148]

"Hello."
"Hello."
"Follow me."
"B'okay"

[Anonymous No.1396167]

>>1395761
fuckin hell xenogears man

[Anonymous No.1396178]

>>1391049
SOMEBODY HELP ME
RELOAD RELOAD

[Anonymous No.1396184]

>>1396148
>Hello
>Hi
>Yewyewyewyewyewyew
>*boom*

[Anonymous No.1396194]

Toasty!

[Anonymous No.1396207]

>>1395761
>dat faraway promise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmTH7-nQUM

[Anonymous No.1396248]

when i was a kid playing sonic adventure 2 I set the menu voice to rouge and when you go to the voice changing menu with her on she says
"w-what? I'm not good enough for you?"
so I kept it on forever cause it made me feel bad

[Anonymous No.1396326]

Tell me what to do!

[Anonymous No.1397164]

WHERE'S THE LASER?

ASK THE POLICE.

[Anonymous No.1397454]

Gordon Freeman in the flesh... or, rather, in the hazard suit.

I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property.

[Anonymous No.1397463]

>Thaaaaank yooooou

[Anonymous No.1397631]

›the echoing OOURRAGH that KO'd fighters make in Street Fighter 2

I still imitate it to this day. Same with Super Punch Out's ¨HEH HEH HUU HUU huu¨ laugh.

[Anonymous No.1398145]

"Our bose will teach you what souvenirs you can bring back from here!!"

[Anonymous No.1398151]

Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!

[Anonymous No.1398261]

>>1395412

I fucking cracked up

[Anonymous No.1398798]

>>1390138
It's not even a barrel roll. The designers fucked up.

[Legion of Anon No.1399014]

>>1398798

Be fair though...'Do an aileron roll!' doesn't have anywhere near the catchiness to it.

[Anonymous No.1399253]

>>1399014
True, but it didn't have to be "Do an X." It could've been a pun with 'air' and 'on' in it. Though I agree the original is awesome. It's annoying when nobody believes you when you say it's technically not a barrel roll.