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1349202 No.1349202 [Reply] [Original]

Wait, so these little fuckers AREN'T Bowser's kids?

>> No.1349209

>>1349202
Since when?

They're even reffered to as koopalings.

>> No.1349213

>>1349209
Then who is Morton sr?

>> No.1349214

>>1349209
Apparently, they were retconned into "minions" when Bowser Jr. showed up

>> No.1349215

>>1349213
Morton "Bowser" Koopa Sr.

>> No.1349218
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>>1349214
Actually they are clones with different genetic combinations.

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>>1349218
You forgot they pilot bi-pedal nuclear equipped tanks and their nanomachine injections.

>> No.1349290

>>1349202
>Larry and Ludwig Von
>Only ones with blue hair
>Morton Jr and Roy
Only bald ones (three hairs on Morton doesn't count) and only ones with weird "skin" coloring (Wendy not included, only the guys)
>Iggy and Lemmy
Only ones with multicolored hair, also pretty much twins except Iggy is wearing weird glasses

>> No.1349309

>>1349214
And that's why I'll always hate that stupid faggot. They're still Bowser's kids to me.

>> No.1349324
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1349324

>>1349215

No Morton Downey Jr.

>> No.1349327

>>1349324
When did Han solo wrestle?

>> No.1349437

>>1349309
I always thought of Bowser Jr. the youngest. The events of Mario Sunshine were a father-son vacation. The other kids were off doing their own thing back in the Koopa Kingdom.

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1349529

>>1349202

>> No.1349534
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1349534

>>1349529

>> No.1349552

>>1349437
So then Bowser Jr. is like 10 while the others are all late teens/20's or something?

>> No.1349561

>>1349529
>>1349534
So it actually was a retcon. Dammit, Nintendo.

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>>1349218
>>1349238
sounds alright.

>> No.1349653

>>1349529
So Wendy is actually a guy?

>> No.1349658

>>1349552
yeah, from bowser's 2nd wife.

>> No.1349676

>>1349653
It's pretty obvious that "she" is a tranny. Otherwise she's the most hideous girl I've ever seen.

>> No.1349689

>>1349653
At the top right of that spread it says "7兄弟" / "Nana Kyoudai", which means "7 Brothers". So I guess that means Wendy is canonically a transvestite...

>> No.1349690

>>1349676
Well, she is Bowser's offspring.

>> No.1349703

>>1349689
兄弟 can mean "siblings" too, it doesn't have to be brothers.

>> No.1349704

Well the US instructions said birdo was a guy who pretended he was a girl. It's not like trannies are unprecedented for the series.

>> No.1349707
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1349707

>>1349676
Talk shit get hit

>> No.1349783

>>1349202
My guess is that Bowser had a harem of Koopa bitches that he got pregnant at the same time.

>> No.1349836

>>1349202
>>1349202
Retcon since miyamoto went senile and out of touch, period.

>> No.1349938

funny, i always thought they were general minions only related in species.

what about Bowser's wife?

>> No.1349945

>>1349707

oh yeah, i remember when miyamoto drew that

>> No.1349957

>>1349938
I'm pretty sure the only way this entire thing could work is if he had more than one wife.

>> No.1349965

>>1349957
>Not knowing the breeding patterns of koopas
>Not knowing they have super short pregnancies and can have litters up to 12

Step it up senpai.

>> No.1349976
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1349976

>>1349945
Miyamoto never does the artwork. Everything official you see in this thread was drawn by Yōichi Kotabe. This is what Miyamoto's artwork looks like.

>> No.1349982

>>1349529
That Bowser really is an asshole. Not accepting the gender his daughter Wendy has chosen and still calling her his son.

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>>1349982
Bowser.....he had a hard life

>> No.1350004

>>1349965
This may be true but look at the kids. They seem to have similarities only between themselves and one other Koopa (blue hair, pink shell, etc). The trait might have been from their mother.

When you look at it close enough, everyone is twins with someone else except for Morton Jr.

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1350054

>>1349676
Not knowing most trans are more attractive than actual females

You must be new here

>> No.1350103

>>1350004
Morton must be a bastard son, or something. That's pretty likely.

>> No.1350141

>>1349938
>what about Bowser's wife?

Princess Peach is doing just fine. She was most likely giving birth during the events of SMB 1.

>> No.1350194

>>1350054
go back to /b/ with your trap threads
this is a straight, normal, family friendly board

>> No.1350207
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>>1350194
you must be new to this website!

>> No.1350231

Bowser's kids don't have a mom. They never did. You don't need parents to be born in Mario world.

You just get dropped off at someone's house by the stork.

>> No.1350235

>>1350231
princess Toadstool

>> No.1350293

>>1350141
>Princess Peach
Despite her evolutionary form. It's doubtful she has functioning genitals. Much less, Mammillian ovaries, a womb, and breasts.

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1350297

>>1350207

you must be on the wrong part of this website

>> No.1350302

>>1350207
fuck

off

>> No.1350339

>>1350207
Take your cancer back to /b/

>> No.1350426

>>1349202
I think all grown up Morton jr. would look most like bowser. Anyone got an age progression its been like 22 years since these were taken

>> No.1350831

>>1349202
This is old news. An interview with Shiggy announced they arent his kids. I counted once and there are like 17 references to them being his kids in the SMB3 NES manual.. oh well. Its retarded, I don't even like Bowser Jr.

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>>1350339
i will have fun killing you

>> No.1350919

didn't they all call him Uncle Bowser in the cartoon shows?

>> No.1350920

>>1350919
They called him King Dad.

>> No.1350945

>>1349703
gah, cursed japanese subtext

>> No.1351250

>>1349324
He was great in Ironman.

>> No.1351253

>>1349982
No, Japanese people don't recognize women as actual progeny. Women exist to pleasure men and to give sons. If you're lucky you can sell your daughter off for a small parcel of land if she's healthy enough to bear children to a lord.

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>>1350426
I have this.

>> No.1351315
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>>1351253
>ITT: we pretend that Japan is still ruled by the Shogunate or Emperor
Granted, Japan is still more sexist than Western countries, but they've come a long way from where they were at, like we have.

>> No.1351334

Ludwig best koopaling

>> No.1351416

>>1351334
That's a funny way of spelling "Iggy"

>> No.1352243

>>1351305
They really need to make a Mario game set in the future like this. Bowser's all old and lazy so he gets Ludwig to step up as in heir. That's a cool premise.

>> No.1352351
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1352351

WOAHAHAHOH OHHOHOHO

>> No.1352803

>>1352243
why weren't these bastards in Smash bros
1 character 7 skins

>> No.1353630

>>1350426
>Morton jr. would look most like bowser
Are you serious? He is the only nigger Koopa of the bunch.
He would look the *least* like Bowser out of all of them.
There are several with the right skin + shell color combination.

>> No.1353771

>>1352803
this would be awesome they can have the wand from mario 3 as one of their attacks

>> No.1354198

>>1349202
These guys had some really cool designs. You can tell the artists had fun making them. Though I can't believe after all this time I just now noticed Wendy is bald. That bow gives a really good illusion of having hair.

>> No.1354358

>>1351416
Anon, you spelled "Roy" wrong.

>> No.1354383

>>1354358
Fire Emblem>Mario

>> No.1354423

>>1349707
It's a trap then. Even better

>> No.1354459

>>1349976
>There will never be a 2D platformer Mario game with Miyamoto's art style

It looks so cute and 80's styled.