Your childhood abominations

[Anonymous No.1226469]

Don't be shy /vr/ we all had em. That one game idea we thought would be so cool if it were real, but was complete and utter shit.

Bonus points for bad fandoms.

I dug up this old gem on kidpix of all things on an old mac in the garage. I remember spending like two years of my childhood trying to write this thing, (not code mind you, write on paper) And I had tons of "Art" to go with it.

Got any stories alike to share /vr/?

[Anonymous No.1226481]

i have JUST the thing--discovered it whilst moving this past summer. i hope it's still on my phone....

[Anonymous No.1226483]

I once tried to create my own RPG in a multimedia program called Death Sunder. Only managed to finish a basic random stat rolling chargen screen. Was gonna be part of my game company called Nightfall Publishing.

[Anonymous No.1226528]

http://s263.photobucket.com/user/Waterwind222/media/clip0030.mp4.html

RPGmaker is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.1226540]

>>1226528
>you will never play a full-fledged tails of symphonia

[Anonymous No.1226558]

>>1226528
>All tails recolors with one silver and one dyke cream

Why do you people do this?

[Anonymous No.1226569]

I actually started making a pretty fun SMW hack about htree years back, but the person playtesting for me went fucking crazy because she's a fat chick with major abandonment issues. She has good taste, but her boyfriend tried to leave her and that just ruined her shit and made her difficult to talk to.

[Anonymous No.1226573]

Does gen /vp/ count?

[Anonymous No.1226575]

>>1226558
Think of it like kids colouring Mario green in their colouring book, except they have MS Paint with access to the Internet to share it with everyone.

[Anonymous No.1226581]

>>1226575

Well, if the anon made it as a kid, I forgive them. We all made silly things when we were younger.

My fanfiction...the horror.

[Anonymous No.1226582]

I've got a 120 chapter pokemon fanfic on the romance of OCdonutstealgirl and Giratina if that counts for anything.

[Anonymous No.1226727]

Back in 3rd~4th grade I wrote I horrid Kirby starfox mario crossover comic. Would upload pics but I think I lost them things awhile back somewhere

[Anonymous No.1226729]

>>1226582
Post it.

[Anonymous No.1226746]

>recalling my original character do not steal sonic recolor from middle school
Time to end myself out of shame.

[Anonymous No.1226743]

>7th grade or something
>had to write an essay about an adventure
>I literally just copied the plot of Final Fantasy VI except I just replaced all the characters with me, my friends, and my crush
>even wrote out shit like "I attacked the monster and did 63 damage, it only has 19 health left now."
>actually have to balls read that thing to my class, thinking I'm a clever romantic badass
>blank stares the whole time
>teacher had to stop me because I was going on too long

just thinking about this makes me feel suicidal.

[Anonymous No.1226747]

>>1226743
>"I attacked the monster and did 63 damage, it only has 19 health left now."
>read that thing to my class
My sides.

[Anonymous No.1226750]

>>1226743

[Anonymous No.1226753]

I have a very cringe-tastic fanfiction comic crossover. For now, here's a bump, and I'll go see if I can find that embarrassing son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.1226758]

>>1226743
Don't feel suicidal. It was in the past.

Also, it makes me laugh out loud.

[Anonymous No.1226770]

I always hoped there would be something like a Pokemon MMO when I was younger.

[Anonymous No.1226773]

>>1226743
You should read pic related

[Anonymous No.1226775]

>>1226753
I'm having trouble finding it, but it was essentially Dragon Ball Z with Togepi as the main character. I'll post it if I find it.

[Anonymous No.1226781]

>A Sonic game where Shadow and Sonic are lawyers and you have to play through each person's story or whatever
I used to run with my arms behind my back, too.

[Anonymous No.1226789]

>>1226781
Sounds like Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.

[Anonymous No.1226790]

>>1226743

>be in elementary school
>read a story about a dog race in the alps
>had to write a sequel
>wrote something where Pokemon fell from the sky and everyone got one
>realize, in a sudden twinge of horror, I wrote absolute shit
>had to read it aloud despite my protests

I truly lived in a horrific time.

[Anonymous No.1226806]

>>1226573
Is that a Fakemon? Cuz it's a well-made one.

[Anonymous No.1226813]

>>1226727
That was before or after Super Smash Bros release?

[Anonymous No.1226817]

>>1226743

[Anonymous No.1226818]

>>1226743
At least you have something funny to laugh about.

[Anonymous No.1226824]

>Me in english language lesson while I was in early elementary school
>A exercise where I had to draw a hat
>Draw Super Mario's hat
>Teacher and classmate's reactions: "What's this? It looks like a sausage or something."

[Anonymous No.1226857]

I don't actually have them anymore, but I spent an embarrassing amount of time drawing nWo shirts on Pokémon in mspaint.

[Anonymous No.1226870]

>>1226528
I'm coming for you Anthony Irvin

[Anonymous No.1226938]

>>1226817
This sums up how I feel right now.

[Anonymous No.1226951]

No idea what the shit I was smoking when I was 9.

[Anonymous No.1226963]

I did pixel art, up until about 1998 or so. I don't have any of the MS Paint ones anymore, but I do have some of the old Springboard NewsRoom files, just can't get it running in DOSBOX.

[Anonymous No.1226991]

>>1226951
Who's Darky? And which game did it inspire you for that drawing?

[Anonymous No.1227000]

I wrote a number of stories set in a Master of Magic themed universe for my 6th grade writing assignments. Some got good grades, some got shitty ones, but overall I enjoyed them.


I've been thinking of collating them into a real novel, (I've written some new drafts of old stories, and changed a LOT along the way), but I never seem to have the energy anymore.

[Anonymous No.1227015]

>Have to write a "children's story" for school with illustration
>Decide to just rip off Pokemon
>Monkey named Mankey, Rat named Ratata
>They go on adventures
>Teacher corrects Ratata's name to "Rat-a-tat-tat" in final draft
>Tell her that's not his name
>She tells me it's better this way

[Anonymous No.1227030]

Found one of my stories, inspired by SWOTL and other early WWII flight sims.

[Anonymous No.1227046]

>>1227015
> I spent hours Larping starfox Mashups with my little bro.
> The starfox team (represented by legos) took down Godzilla (represented by a stuffed cheetah).
>Flash forward and I'm a professional ghostwriter while he is a furry who married a guy twice his age.

Thanks (?) Starfox.

[Anonymous No.1227056]

>>1226469
What does the title beneath Zelda say? I can't read it.

Anyway, I don't have anything embarrassing that I can remember that's technically /vr/, just a Pokémon RP (written after 2000 using post-RSE Pokémon) that I looked at years later and immediately deleted the entire thing.

My younger brother, oddly enough but understandable due to him only being able to play the old Pokémon games that I and my sister didn't have a file on, does have /vr/ cringe material; he drew on paper the schematics for a "Pokémon: Brown Version" (no relation to the ROMhack) starring Meowth as your starter, similar to Yellow but in a new region.

[Anonymous No.1227062]

> I spent hours Larping starfox Mashups with my little bro.
> The starfox team (with starships made of legos) took down Godzilla (represented by a stuffed cheetah).
>Flash forward and I'm a professional ghostwriter while he is a furry who married a guy twice his age.

Thanks (?) Starfox.

[Anonymous No.1227081]

>>1226781
>I used to run with my arms behind my back, too.

Fuck I did this too.

[Anonymous No.1227089]

>>1227062

>professional ghostwriter

Can we network? I'm currently looking for a job as a business writer or copywriter.

[Anonymous No.1227261]

>>1226870
2008 was a very dark time. we dare not speak of it.

[Anonymous No.1227284]

>>1226790
I have no idea what that book was called but I had to read it too when I was 7. I didn't comprehend a thing of it at the time.
>what is snow
>7 years old in an area with no snow

[Anonymous No.1227325]

When I was in high school my best friend made an RPG Maker game based off of Sybon Action, that Cat Mario game that's really hard. He called it Sybon Strategy.... It's stupidly hard and broken, like all his shitty RPG Maker games... He made a few others, "Acid Plus" and "Halo 4".

He wanted to go to college and work for VIDEOGAMES, but all he could really make were cynical parody games. Rooming with the guy was like Welcome to the NHK.

I don't talk to him anymore, but I have a disc Sybon Strategy somewhere if you guys want to play it. It's absolute shit though.

[Anonymous No.1227358]

i saw an ad in an issue of nintendo power and tried my best

[Anonymous No.1227369]

Damn it! I must find some Kirby comics I made when i was 10 years old.

In every comic, someone died, even Kirby (to be revived in the next issue) until the permadeath of Kirby on the last number.

[Anonymous No.1227385]

>>1227358
I think the detailing is good enough, just the perspective is fucked.

[Anonymous No.1227401]

When I was a kid I used to draw lots and lots of mechs and various weaponry. ED-209, Metal Gear 1, and the tank from Blaster Master were favorite designs I'd go to and base a bunch of iterations on. I'd draw on blank printer paper and I remember being obsessed with keeping my pencil as sharp as possible for adding lots of detail. From what I remember a lot of them were more like schematics than doodles, with front and side views with flavor text pointing at various components, and sometimes individual components separated and measured. I also drew mock level layouts for some kind of 2D side-scrolling action game I'd dream up in my head. These sometimes spanned a half dozen or more sheets of paper taped together. These were also filled with a ton of small details like huge futuristic AA guns shooting into the sky in the background of outdoor areas, done with a sharpened pencil applied with light pressure so it looked faded and in the background.

I was like some kind of 9 year old Bob Ross of vidya style carnage.

[Anonymous No.1227642]

For some reason I just always liked drawing stages. I have tons of Super Mario World and Yoshi's Story level designs under my bed.

[Anonymous No.1227656]

>>1226743
That's hilarious.

At least you grew out of it.

[Anonymous No.1227697]

I actually made a choose your own adventure fighting game comic. Like, you would choose attacks to do and it would branch the fight. Then there would be tokens for the hp of both of you, and as the boss got weaker it would use different moves. It was surprisingly fun. Lost it in this move though... but I wouldn't have the means to get it on here anyway.

I also drew up WAY too much stuff on the DK64 sequel I've always dreamed of. Characters, stages, shops, bosses, moves, overworld, animal helpers, EVERYTHING. Fuck, I even started to write out the text the NPC's would give.

[Anonymous No.1227714]

>>1226743
Don't feel too bad. Aside from the HP thing I knew a guy who did that in high school. Granted, he was a turbonerd but that's besides the point.

[Anonymous No.1227715]

>>1226781
I probably would have but luckily I mained Ganondorf in Melee so I just ran normally.

But in my mind I was off to conquer Hyrule.

[Anonymous No.1227719]

>>1227642
I did that too, but with Sonic games. My level designs were really terrible.

[Anonymous No.1227726]

>>1226857
Holy shit that picture just about sums up the late 90s/early 2000s. Red NwO for life.

[Anonymous No.1227740]

>>1227719

I did this too. So many spikes. So many inescapable traps. I just wanted Robotnik to win.

[Anonymous No.1227749]

>>1227740
One of my levels was almost entirely underwater. I have no idea why I thought that was a good idea.

[Anonymous No.1227873]

>>1227740
>>1227749

So you guys designed romhacks?

[Anonymous No.1227890]

Several years ago I nearly filled a legal pad with ideas and sketches for a sequel to Final Fantasy IV. Then The After Years was announced and I realized I still didn't have anything resembling a coherent plot for my fangame, just a bunch of character sketches, snippets of ideas for scenes, and a bunch of skills/class abilities for the characters.

I don't know what happened to that pad. I don't really feel too bad about it because The After Years showed that Square had no Goddamned idea what an FFIV-2 should have been, either.

[Anonymous No.1227946]

>>1227890
>>1227873
>>1227749
>>1227740
>>1227726
>>1227719
>>1227715
>>1227714
>>1227697
>>1227656
>>1227642
>>1227401
>>1227385
>>1227369
>>1227358
>>1227325
>>1227284
>>1227261
>>1227089
>>1227081
>>1227062
>>1227056
>>1227030
>>1227015
>>1227000
>>1226991
>>1226963
>>1226951
>>1226938
>>1226870
>>1226857
>>1226824
>>1226818
>>1226817
>>1226813
>>1226806
>>1226790
>>1226789
>>1226781
>>1226775
>>1226773
>>1226770
>>1226758
>>1226753
>>1226750
>>1226747
>>1226746
>>1226743
>>1226729
>>1226727
>>1226582
>>1226581
>>1226575
>>1226573
>>1226569
>>1226558
>>1226540
>>1226528
>>1226483
>>1226481
>>1226469
Threads like these are why /vr/ is my favorite board.
Threads like these are also why /vr/ is one of the best boards.

[Anonymous No.1227976]

>Doodling Pokemon in class during elementary school
>Tried to draw my very own Pokemon comic
>Wrote down ideas for video games and sent them in to companies

[Anonymous No.1227993]

>>1227325
I'd like to play it.

[Anonymous No.1227995]

>>1227401
That actually sounds pretty cool anon. You wouldn't happen to have any of those designs left, would you?

[Anonymous No.1227996]

[Anonymous No.1228004]

I just fucking remembered something just because of this thread, fuck you.

There was a thread on some old forum with an endless cheat where people posted the continuation of it, endless that is.

I printed it out and read some out loud in class because i thought it was hilarious.
Nobody else did apparently.

[Anonymous No.1228012]

I did what every other kid did, their own fakemon dex. I can't find the old thing but heres a crappy MS paint representation of it.

I thought it would be so cool to have a starter trio based on emotions.

[Anonymous No.1228032]

>2000 or so
>Pokemon is huge over here in the UK
>The Anime has been airing for some time.
>Be in year 3
>Have to make a story up for an English lesson
>"I know I'll make a story about Ash, Pikachu, Brock and Misty"
>My friend thought that was a cool idea and he did it as well
>He finished it before mine
>Went to the teacher with it
>He came back a minute later and said that he can't copy a cartoon
>Literally cross out two entire pages of my work since it was about Pokemon
>Start a new story about Sonic the Hedgehog but only get about 2 lines in before the lesson ends.
>mfw remembering that

Looking back, my teacher must've though I was retarded or something, I remember she was really annoyed since I pretty much did no work, and tried to mark the original work which I crossed out.

[Anonymous No.1228038]

>>1227946

And then you come and make a gigantic autistic spampost.

Way to give something back you faggot retard

[Anonymous No.1228043]

>>1228012
>Chill
>Coolguy
>Daddio

[Anonymous No.1228045]

I dug this up from age 10 or so, looks like a collection of 'screenshots' of Skies of Arcadia-inspired special moves.

I'm sure they all made perfect sense back then.

[Anonymous No.1228070]

>>1228012
>Super Evolutions
I assume you work at GF now?

[Anonymous No.1228075]

I think this is all that I have left about an ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL and an excellent parody character called "Monty the Python" from who knows how long ago exactly. Also wrote some stupid stuff around him. Went with the character's name as a handle for a long time until around 2011 or so, even years after dropping this shit. I still want to write stupid stuff with actually decent characters, but still.

[Anonymous No.1228083]

>>1228075
>forum archive where I could probably dig up more of this shit has been down for a while and admins have hardly been assed to fix it
>said community is still active

[Anonymous No.1228085]

All these people saying they wrote fanfiction make me feel really lucky.

When I was a kid, I always thought what I was writing was so good that I may one day develop it into my own series of products, So I always swapped the names and locations and mixed series-stuff together. Reading it, a lot of it does come across as OC, or at the very least merely "inspired" instead of "fanfiction"

Still shit though.

[Anonymous No.1228093]

>>1228012
>Chill
>Coolguy
>Daddio

GOD DAMMIT I WANT THIS SHIT NOW

[Anonymous No.1228115]

>>1227030
>radar guided fighter missiles in ww2

I feel bad for this making me uneasy considering how old it is.

[Anonymous No.1228236]

I used to make game "books" with a friend of mine. We folded a bunch of A4 paper sheets and stapled them together to make a book, then drew the cover art on the front, a main menu on the inside, and several levels on the remaining pages. Some of the games even had several hand-drawn "cutscenes" and character select screens. The platformers usually had a cut out paper character with it, essentially making the game "playable". The one game that had the most sequels was a blatant Tekken rip-off called "POWER Champ." I made dozens of those. The most elaborate examples even had cut-outs for every character, sometimes as many as 20-30.

I cringe when I think about it, but it may have helped me improve my drawing skills significantly. I draw all the time. I also like layouts and magazines, and I will probably have some kind of design related job in the future if everything works out. My shitty paper games may have had a bigger influence on my life than I thought.

[Anonymous No.1228258]

>>1228012
I gotta name every pokemon Daddio now.

[Anonymous No.1228347]

When I was ten I wanted to write a movie script based on Ocarina of Time.

Here were some of the ideas I was going to incorporate into this masterpiece:

>Link would talk and be based on the cartoon version (he would say the line)
>It was going to be a comedy
>There was going to be a subplot of Zelda being in love with Link and desperately trying to get him to notice, including a Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene
>It was going to be a musical, including a rap song by the Gorons about the Dodongos
>There was going to be a love triangle between Link, Zelda, and an OC do not steal girl
>The Triforce was going to talk and be voiced by William Shatner
>Navi was going to have a human form
>Zelda was going to die at the end

I desperately wish I was making this shit up.

[Anonymous No.1228350]

>>1227995
Sadly no. I have a feeling if I looked at them today, I probably wouldn't cringe at all. They were that fun to draw.

[Anonymous No.1228356]

>>1228347
>It was going to be a musical, including a rap song by the Gorons about the Dodongos
>The Triforce was going to talk and be voiced by William Shatner

[Anonymous No.1228360]

>>1228350
Also, now that I think about it, those mock levels probably wouldn't have been possible with the consoles I had back when I drew them. Maybe the PS1 which came out a few years later could handle all the sprites.

[NESfag No.1228373]

>>1228032
When I was 11 or 12 in "creative writing" at school I wrote a story based on FF8. Got me the mark of 18/20, the teacher said it was excellent and read it out loud in front of everybody in class.

That actually got me to write 2 horrible fanfics for FF8 later on.

Can't post them, they're in french. I wonder if that website still exists and has them...

[Anonymous No.1228371]

>>1228347

>The Triforce was going to talk and be voiced by William Shatner

I don't even care about the rest, I want to see that happen just because of this.

[Anonymous No.1228384]

>your friends find that piece of Bomberman fanfiction you thought was gone forever
>for some reason you signed it with your name, eliminating plausible deniability

[Anonymous No.1228390]

Okay... here we go guys.

When I was 9 years old I started drawing these flip books called Pac and Pika. Basically, it was about these two guys (Pacman and Pikachu) who escaped out of Nintendo cartridges in order to live together. Apparently, Nintendo took over the US Government and banned videogames. They used a gameshark to kill videogame characters out of the cartridges, but Pac and Pika survived because their owner hid their Game Boy Color games.

In one series of flipbooks, they travel to Pokemon Crater to prevent it from being shut down by the government.

[Anonymous No.1228389]

>>1228347

Save for the last little detail I would have loved to see that happen and that is no joke.

[Anonymous No.1228409]

>>1228384
>bomberman fanfiction

[Anonymous No.1228416]

>>1228384
fuck yeah, I'm not the only one that wrote fanfiction for bomberman!

I always wrote about them being space aliens who came to earth to blow up bad guys with their bomb dogs.

[Anonymous No.1228412]

I remember doing a book report on that Ninja Gaiden novelization. That was a fucking riot.

[Anonymous No.1228417]

>>1228412
Also, the teacher seemed to be a major weeabo, and I remember she loved the shit out of the cover art of the book that I just traced over.

[Anonymous No.1228419]

>>1228412
>8th grade
>do a book report on Fruits Basket Volume 13 or some shit like that
>"so and so ends up having sex with so and so because blah blah.."
>"EW, they had SEX?"
>"uhm well, it wasn't shown, it was implied..."
>"EWWWWW."

[Anonymous No.1228418]

>>1228384
>Bomberman fanfiction

I'm not judging, since I wrote a shit-ton of fan fiction as well, but with Bomberman, what the hell kind of material is even there to work with?

[Anonymous No.1228420]

>>1228418
Then you obviously have never played any of the N64 bomberman games.

[Bored Person No.1228423]

>>1228347
Reminds me of these videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6WP5GQ6iFo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYhRYwYhlM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_CtKEjoMfI

[Anonymous No.1228431]

>>1228423
You know, I realized exactly when I was writing out that post that "holy shit, I am no different from Joe Cracker."

At least I was a child when I wrote that and I currently regret it.

[Anonymous No.1228473]

Can't believe i'm actually gonna post this...it was destined for the depths of hell, but it must be seen

Backstory- In 6-8th grade, a few friends and I would LARP several of our favorite game characters and give them our own qualities:

>Link was an immature mental child who preferred slacking off over adventure
>Kirby was referred to as a marshmallow and his greatest enemy was Mr. Campfire
>Squall was a cynical bipolar douche easily susceptible to betrayal
>Yugi (me) was a mechanical engineer/inventor and died a lot
>OC do not steal character named ShotBot who had access to every weapon and no emotion

Made this back around 03 or 04 not sure (it sucks, bad), was too lazy to draw ShotBot (didn't have a scanner either, so that's why I just used MC)

Me and my friends' sincerest aspologies...

[Anonymous No.1228483]

>>1228473
Funny, me and my friends did something very similar with Code Lyoko...

[Anonymous No.1228548]

>>1228012
>Daddio
My sides are in orbit

[Anonymous No.1228863]

>>1228473
>03-04
>I was in High School those years.

Holy Shit!

[Anonymous No.1228884]

>>1228863
... What? Seems like a pretty common age around here.

I always wanted to be sucked into the world of Fallout. Yeah it's bleak and I wouldn't have central air if I didn't live in a vault (I wouldn't), but the thought of living in a society like that has always been very appealing to me.

[Anonymous No.1229013]

Back when my parents were conferencing with a teacher when I was ready to be enrolled for kindergarten in elementary school, I told the teacher I was Mario and acted like I was Mario to everyone. I had been doing that since I was four (I was five then). When I was eleven years old, every time I had to walk off of our porch, which was on a very very short hill, I jumped down the steps yelling "HYEAHT! HEHHT!" like Link in the then-recently released OOT.

[Anonymous No.1229052]

>be me
>4th grade
>obsessed with some old schmup called demonstar
>shit was badass
>receive writing prompt in class
>"write to a friend inviting them to to the beach"
>see "write to a friend.."
>FIGHTERS LAUNCHED
>HEY SAM, YOU WANNA PLAY DEMONSTAR TOMORROW?
>IT'S A REALLY FUN GAME
>YOU CAN GET 3 GUN UPGRADES
>THEY'RE COOL
>OK BYE
>-MATT

shit that was weird.

[Anonymous No.1229057]

>>1229052
also, I got a b

[Anonymous No.1229084]

OP here, This thread is amazing, love to see everything everyone did. /v/ would bottle this all up and never admit to any of it.

[Anonymous No.1229159]

This friend of mine had a folder of original characters for his game that were all traced pictures of Dragonball characters.

[Anonymous No.1229165]

>>1226743
>>even wrote out shit like "I attacked the monster and did 63 damage, it only has 19 health left now."

Ulill-to-the-llillia, never not feared
I'm a class 3 bug with a class 1 neckbeard

[Anonymous No.1229214]

>>1228347
Yo, take a seat and listen up Link,
cuz we're gonna tell you something that you're gonna think stinks
We're the goron-bros and we like to eat rocks
But our favorite snack had been as of late blocked
There's these dodongo guys who sit in our cave
And where we grab snacks they're holding a rave
Now we're gettin' hungry with no rocks left in stock
And the dodongo guys hold onto our rock
But we don't roll that way!
(tell him, goro-bros)
We don't roll that way
(rockin' roll that way)
We don't roll that way!
(no we don't roll that way)
We don't roll that way!

[Anonymous No.1229257]

>>1229214

[Anonymous No.1229325]

For a story assignment I copied the prologue from the official Ocarina of time strategy guide. Then attempted to write a log about the entire game, but gave up at dodongos cave. I just ended the story with Link defeating Dodongo and obtaining the Ruby. The teacher thought it was great and read it in front of the entire class. While she was reading it a friend who had played Zelda realized I had copied it, and was about to tell the teacher, I don't remember how but I somehow convinced him not to say anything.

In music class we had to do an assignment analysing a song or some shit and present it to the class. I recorded Bolero of Fire on a tape recorder with a cheap microphone directly from the tv speakers. I started a new game and played up to the Fire Cavern just to record the long version of the song. I even recorded the part where you played the Ocarina. All the other kids were presenting their favorite pop songs which were on CD's, and there I was being a faggot loading the tape and making everyone listen to my shitty recording of me playing Bolero of Fire.

thats not all! I would often pretend to be Squall at school, I don't know why but I even emulated the rigged movements of the character animations in the game.

[Anonymous No.1229343]

I made some dumb shitty games in Klik n' Play, but I didn't have real internet access until I was 16 so I managed to avoid that weird internet subculture of sprite comics, fanfics, fan art etc.

[Anonymous No.1229359]

I used to make powerpoint animations like kirby vs mega man etc with video game sprites back in the day. they're still on floppies somewhere in my closet

mfw kirby always won

[Anonymous No.1229367]

I had this really bad runescape flash game I made fo three of my best friends.

It told the story of the sandwich lady and how she was secretly a zarosian witch with more power then the three gods themselves, and it was up to these three heroes to defeat her.

[Anonymous No.1229374]

when I was like 8 I started writing vectorman fan fiction.
that's about as weird and obscure as it gets I think

[Anonymous No.1229615]

>>1227642
I used to go out into the middle of the road and draw dungeon maps (ones similar to maps in the N64 Zelda games) using stones. I used to get friends to join in and whenever we saw a car coming we'd call out to clear the road, then just resume as normal.

[Anonymous No.1229627]

>>1226743
I remember I did someting lke this in 6th grade. Except I tried to write the entire Wind Waker story, exactly as it was and didn't have to present it. Needless to say, I was never able to turn it in because I couldn't finish it and it came to be 15+ handwritten pages.

[Anonymous No.1229636]

>>1226781
>>1227081

Me too. I also use to do taunts from the Def Jam games and whistle overworld tunes from other games all the time.
I'm surprised I had as many friends as I did. But there were as many kids as I had friends telling me they thought I was actually retarded for doing all that shit, though.

[Anonymous No.1229704]

>>1226806
http://capx.wikia.com/wiki/CAPX_Wiki
Pokemon fangame by /vp/. I think it looks pretty good and considering its gone as far as it has I think it'll be finished eventually.

[Anonymous No.1229712]

>>1228012
>Daddio
I'm in tears

[Anonymous No.1229738]

>>1226743
For Writing Class in 9th grade I copied the plot of The Da Vinci Code, down to the retarded plot twists

Got 100/100

[Anonymous No.1229752]

I used to daydream every night that I got hurt in a fight in "Insert Universe Here" and the female lead from that universe would cuddle me and nurse me back to health.

Pokemon
Digimon
Yu-Gi-Oh
Sailor Moon

[Anonymous No.1229767]

/r/ing that one story where Link, among other things skateboards to "Elf School".

[Anonymous No.1229831]

I never wrote them, but when I was a kid, I always imagined scenarios where I would hang out with video game characters as I played the game or before sleep,

[Anonymous No.1229836]

>>1229752
In my head, I replaced Link with myself in both Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. It made me mad at all of those opportunities Link could have fucked many of those characters. I was a fucking kid thinking this shit that I feel sick knowing I had this mentality.

It was the point in which I started staying up late at night.

[Anonymous No.1229848]

>Those role-playing AOL chatrooms

[Anonymous No.1229852]

>>1228093

>Go, Daddio!

>I choose you, Coolguy!

>It's your turn, Chill!

[Anonymous No.1229869]

Does anyone else have this intense paranoia of someone finding out all the stupid crap you used to do online as a kid?
While I'm remembering funny things, the other things are killing me.

[Anonymous No.1229906]

mfw that one kid whose game ideas always involve virtual reality

[Anonymous No.1229918]

>>1229869
No, but I have a strong fear that people may find out all the stuff I do online now.

I roleplay as a pre-teen boy on omegle, and I spend far too much time on /d/. I don't think the rest of my family would ever look at me the same way again if they found out.

[Anonymous No.1229927]

>>1229869
If you're speaking about an Internet trail you may have left behind, stuff like that somewhat makes me glad I was an ultra-poorfag whose family didn't get a computer until later on in his life, and therefore remained too Internet-and-technologically-retarded until the age of self-image responsibility to know how to create anything traceable or even where to post it.

[Anonymous No.1229936]

>>1229918
>I roleplay as a pre-teen boy on omegle

[Anonymous No.1230163]

>I used to pretend I was in the Home Alone Genesis game in a doctors office
>I used to pretend I was mario, even going so far as making several people in 1st grade think that was my name
>I used to emulate the jump grunts harry potter made in the PS1 game
>I used to put a toy gun on my arm and pretend I was B.O.B
>I wrote out the entire plot of Final Fantasy Adventure and read it in front of class over the course of several weeks

I grew up to be a fairly well rounded human being somehow

I still emulate links idle animations without even thinking about it at times

[Shaithis !ceYOYlFZoU No.1230173]

>>1226743
took ages because i was laughing so hard

[Anonymous No.1230182]

>>1230173
Why did you take out "health left now?"

[Anonymous No.1230187]

>>1230182
He moved instead of copying.

[Shaithis !ceYOYlFZoU No.1230191]

>>1230182
i have no idea, im pretty drunk to be honest

fixed it (i think)

[Anonymous No.1230202]

>>1230191
There's still some white space left. Please fix it when you aren't so drunk.

[Shaithis !ceYOYlFZoU No.1230210]

>>1230202
done :)

i remember making a pen and paper version of pokemon with my mate when we were about 11, just copied the basic idea of pokemon and made our own monsters, maps items etc.... was pretty cringey now that i think i think about it but fuck it, we had a lot of fun with it.

Also made my own rpg with rpgmaker when i was around 14, wouldn't have said it was a bad game but it certainly didn't do anything that final fantasy/dragonquest hadn't done before. Come to think of it, i had a website for it, i'll see if i can find it. Probably long gone now though :(

[Anonymous No.1230225]

All I can recall is writing a letter to Nintendo of America, to the address they gave with the original NES, (something about if you have complaints about performance), in which my brother and I designed a beat-em-up. We drew mountains of photos of characters, maps, etc. All I can really remember, is that I opened the letter with, "My nintendo isn't broken." Then 30-40 pages of drawings of characters performing fighting move and maps We used the old dot-matrix printer paper for map continuity. My mother claims she mailed it, but I am dubious of these claims,as I never heard back from Nintendo.

[Anonymous No.1230228]

>>1229906
What the fuck was up with virtual reality? IT was such a stupid fucking idea.

[Anonymous No.1230231]

>>1230228
It was for people who wanted to actually be in a video game.
I wonder if it will be possible in the future.

[Anonymous No.1230276]

>>1228473
>Kirby was referred to as a marshmallow and his greatest enemy was Mr. Campfire
now that's funny.

[Anonymous No.1230280]

>>1226469
Well before New Super Luigi U I used to have the idea for a Luigi game with the shittiest fandom in it.

Luigi saves Daisy, shit like that. It's been a long time since I've had the idea.

[Anonymous No.1230320]

I tried to make Paper Luigi off the side story in Thousand year door.

[Anonymous No.1230373]

>>1226469
I know this is a humor thread, but here's a different perspective.

I never wrote fan fiction. I never did sprite recolors. I never even drew bad imitations of video game characters. Needless to say, I was really boring and had no friends.

I did however create things. I remember bringing home schematics of actual buildings and building them in level editors. I also reverse engineered and modified games, learning more about computers on the way. The thing is that I was very rigorous with my work. I insisted that my game modifications and such had to match the production quality of the original product, so I kept most of my early work secret. Most people didn't. Those people disgusted me.

My serious attitude was not a good pair with poor communication skills in English, which was my second language. I was an elitist and really unfriendly at that. I verbally tore apart anyone who took pride in their amateur work. The few communities I was part of hated me to the day I left, unless I was banished before that. I didn't realize how destructive and pointless my behavior was until my involvement in a black hat group ended abruptly. Covering up the mess led me to giving up on all Internet communities.

Disregarding my public facing work, I only ever contribute anonymously these days.

[Anonymous No.1230379]

Not a /vr/ game but I have a story that fits in

>sophomore year in high school
>need to write a descriptive essay/story
>write about The Fall of Reach in Halo (Reach had just come out)
>get 100 on essay, feel very proud
>looking back, how fucking embarassing

The only essay I ever got a 100 on and it was about video games.

[Anonymous No.1230382]

>>1230379
Teacher figured you were retard for writing about Halo and upscaled your grade by 30 points.

[Anonymous No.1230383]

>>1230382
At least I'm original now.

[Anonymous No.1230441]

>>1229214
Original Zelda script guy here.

That was fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.1230531]

I don't know if this counts or not, but I once did a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's theme song about the underground railroad in English class, and had to perform it in front of the class. Got a standing ovation from the class, but fuck if it isn't embarrassing thinking back on it now.

[Anonymous No.1230565]

>>1228012
No lie, a starter trio based on emotions would be pretty cool. But, still
>Chill
>Coolguy
>Daddio
fucking genius

[Anonymous No.1230631]

>>1227358
Is this Solid Snake?

[Anonymous No.1230636]

>>1229615
Actually that sounds awesome. Today kids just make stuff in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.1230668]

>>1226857

totally understandable, since wrestling in the 90's was fucking big as hell

[Anonymous No.1230671]

>>1228420
Not him but I have played many Bomberman games (from N64 ones I have only played Bomberman Hero). Even thought Bomberman's universe is very original and likeable I can't imagine what kind of material can you use for Bomberman fanfictions.

Bomberman Jetters anime is another story since it's surprisingly good for anime based on video game. Also I wouldn't mind reading a fanfiction with Natia from Bomberman Hero (and I'm not even reading fanfictions generally).

[Anonymous No.1230680]

>>1229374
Vectorman had potentials for some nice comics. And of course great potentials for a new 2D game. The old Vectorman games had great graphics style, very smooth animation and nice action and gameplay but unfortunately the level design was so uninspiring and the soundtrack kinda dull.

[Anonymous No.1230702]

Since I first played Rival Schools - United by Fate (my favourite fighting game) my dream was to make a video game or manga which would be heavily inspirited by Rival Schools and Pokemon. Few years ago when I was bored me and a friend of mine on msn we shared some ideas for a high school action/comedy/slice of life manga with characters from greek mythology (mainly Olympus gods) as high school students and teachers. My main inspirations were Rival Schools and School Rumble and the personalities of the characters were faithful of the original greek mythology characters. But since I suck at writing stories (not to mention I'm lazy) I only wrote down the main story setting and the characters' profiles.

[Anonymous No.1230706]

>>1230702
Forgot to mention that in my high school we had a teacher which looked exactly like Hideo from Rival School. And a friend of mine (also a huge fan of Rival School, he was the one who first told me about this game) same the same thought that the teacher looks indeed like Hideo. He only missed the gloves.

[Anonymous No.1230708]

>>1230702
Forgot to mention that in my high school we had a teacher which looked exactly like Hideo from Rival School. And a friend of mine (also a huge fan of Rival School, he was the one who first told me about this game) agreed with me that the teacher looks indeed like Hideo. He only missed the gloves.

[Anonymous No.1230721]

Time to open Pandora's Binder...
I distinctly remember using the in-game PokeDex in Silver as reference for these.
1/8

[Anonymous No.1230725]

>>1230721
2/8
>Captcha: disastw consequence

[Anonymous No.1230727]

>>1230725
3/8

[Anonymous No.1230728]

>>1230727
4/8

[Anonymous No.1230729]

>>1230728
5/8

[Anonymous No.1230730]

>>1230729
6/8

[Anonymous No.1230736]

>>1230730
7/8

[Anonymous No.1230737]

>>1228012
>super evolutions
PAY THIS MAN, GAMEFREAK

[Anonymous No.1230739]

>>1230736
8/8

[Anonymous No.1230741]

>>1230739
9/8
And a bonus image.

[Anonymous No.1230742]

>>1230721
All these drawings are quite cute for a kid's doing. How old were you back then?

[Anonymous No.1230748]

>>1230742
I don't remember exactly...
5-to-8, likely.

[Anonymous No.1230750]

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?m=Ravens-Pet-Gardevoir
http://www.majhost.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?m=Ravens-Pet-Gardevoir
oh

[Anonymous No.1230753]

>>1230750
The link is broken.

[Shaithis !ceYOYlFZoU No.1230894]

>>1230750
sup Nep-nep

[Anonymous No.1230921]

I made terrible "games" with powerpoint using hyperlinks when I was in 6th to 8th grade. I had one where you shot zombies and they lit up with a gun sound effect and there was another one that was an "rpg" where you played rock paper scissors against monsters and your character was a mouse, and you navigated around a very plain overworld.

Actually a lot of fun to make

[Anonymous No.1230939]

>>1230736

[Anonymous No.1230942]

Someone here mentioned running everywhere with their arms behind them. A friend of mine told me about a kid that always did that, but also tried ducking into the shadows and trying to disappear like a ninja. One day this bully tries to start something and the kid throws his stuff down, assumes the "mule stance" and starts...powering up I guess. Just shouting at the top log his lungs "Aaaaaaaahhh!"

The other guy kicked him in the face.

>yfw this occurred in high school.

[Anonymous No.1230947]

>>1230921
I also used to do that.
Once I made a fucking windows 98 copy ussing powerpoint and paint, with a complete start menu.
But if you tried to open a program then it gave you a BSOD.

[Anonymous No.1230954]

>Trying to run in public like Sonic
>Not running and jumping around in public like Super Mario (still doing that once in a while with friends for the laugh)
Bitch please!

[Anonymous No.1230963]

>>1230921
Motherfucker I did the same thing

[Anonymous No.1230972]

>>1230963
I did this, but made choose your adventures out of folder paths and txt files.

[Anonymous No.1230976]

>>1229636
I oncebgot in a fight when I was like 8 and I used Def Jam Rise of New York or whatever it was calle as the basis for my moves in the fight.
I don't understand how I won if I was fighting like one of those stupid game characters.
I cringe every time I remember it because everyone that lived on my block saw it and even my girlfriend was there. (yes I had a girlfriend then, I know it's weird.)
>mfw

[Anonymous No.1230978]

>>1230671
holy shit i have never seen fanart for Natia

i've had such a huge boner for Natia ever since i played bomberman hero for the first time.

[Anonymous No.1230989]

>>1230978
Unfortunately there are not many fanarts of Natia (not even in e621 and furaffinity). And this one is the only good one.

[Anonymous No.1230990]

>>1230963
that's fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.1230991]

>i've had such a huge boner for Natia ever since i played bomberman hero for the first time.
Let me guess: you also loved the idea of Natia hitting you with her whip?

[Anonymous No.1230993]

>>1230947
wow I did EXACTLY what you're describing too.

[Anonymous No.1231002]

When I was small I made a sprite comic. I've lost the actual comics, but I still have the sprite sheet file, backgrounds and a couple of banners (I... never thought of a name, I assume I planned to add it once I did).

From what I remember X and Zero never turned up, and that purple Bass is from the 2-player-mode of MM7 because apparently that made him a legit character instead of a recolor, though they were still the exact same person and hung out together for that reason I guess. They were kind of dumb, "I like you" "I like me too" stuff. The grey bomberman was my author avatar (I distinctly remember making it grey because every other color was used in the actual bomberman games).

Honestly kinda sad that I lost the comics, so I make sure not to lose the rest of my shitty stuff. I was gonna make my own page with the comic, and fanfiction, and walkthroughs (they're the worst walkthroughs ever) and so on, but luckily I had no idea how to make a webpage so the world was spared.

[Anonymous No.1231020]

>>1230942
>be 11 or some shit
>at the natural museum
>some gimmick that tests your muscle strength and expresses it in wind intensity
>everyone in class tries it
>do bullshit power up meditation stances
>gimmick computer says I'm strong as a hurricane
>otherwise unathletic but and weak but others only got "strong breeze"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.1231030]

I was very big into RPG Maker when I was between 10-12, so there are a lot of abominations there.
The one that this thread made my remember is that when I was about 11 years old I was a member in the PokeCommunity forum for a short while and that conceived me to try and create my own Pokemon game in RM2K3.

It was called Pokemon: Green's Adventure, and from finding the archived thread now I can tell you that you were supposed to play Green and stop Brendan and May from R&S from ruling the world, that I intended to create a Fakemon namd Pyromaniac, and that I had shit English back then (not my first language etc.)
I can't seem to find the game itself on my computer right now, but I found this amazingly ugly title screen I made (I was infatuated with that ugly font back then for some reason).

[Anonymous No.1231031]

>>1230942
I tried to do that disappearing act when I was about 5 or 6 years old. I had a Batman costume and I went out into the street with it on and two girls saw me in it and said "where you going, Batman?" and I hesitated and said "err OVER THERE!" in my best batman voice and ran into a little dark area inbetween two garages and then just stood there waiting for them to go, and then I came out and they were gone.

[Anonymous No.1231043]

>>1231020
I once went to a bowling alley with a friend and it had a strength tester where you have to punch a soft pad and it measures your strength. My friend, who was stronger than me went first then it was my turn so I punched it and scored even higher than he did, to his astonishment and disbelief. The thing must have been broken or maybe it was revealing my TRUE HIDDEN POWER!

[Anonymous No.1231051]

>>1231030 here
this isn't really /vr/ related but I just found a boxart I made for the first game I worked on at about 10 y.o.
It was terrible. I just remember there was a chocobo in it somewhere and that I put a guy in there that when you talked to made you gain 99 levels. I don't even think I finished the first scene, but I can't get it to work. now where do I find a working RM2K link..?

[Anonymous No.1231052]

Holy shit, when I was 11 I made a godawful Pokemon sprite comic. I posted about 5 comics on a Freewebs site and abandoned it. Sadly the name escapes me, and the original files are long gone.

Do you guys know if Webs removes sites after they've been inactive for nearly a decade? Because if not, then that abomination is still out there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.1231060]

>>1228390
That actually sounds pretty cool. Wish I could've seen it.

[Anonymous No.1231078]

>>1226528
http://s263.photobucket.com/user/Waterwind222/media/SupportKeyboardCrab.mp4.html

So... is this you?

[Anonymous No.1231082]

>2000
>I'm 7
>have to do some creative project shit
>decide to make RPG maker game about Deltron 3030
>brother camcords fucking computer screen
>the game is just the character walking around a vaguely futuristic map and rapping
>got a D because of a line in the song that says "Raid your grave"
to this day I do not know what the hell was wrong with me

[Anonymous No.1231087]

>>1231082
that's a dope idea

[Anonymous No.1231089]

>>1231082
please tell me you have this video, this sounds hilarious/amazing

[Anonymous No.1231104]

>>1228390
Were you drinking beer instead of milk, anon?

[Anonymous No.1231113]

>>1231082
>Getting D because of a line in the song
Was your teacher a 60 years old spinster?

[Anonymous No.1231137]

>>1231134
damn is it really like this in america?
i went to a church of england school but really nobody minded

[Anonymous No.1231134]

>>1231113
It was a christian-dominated town and the faculty knew my parents were atheists

[Anonymous No.1231141]

Back when Toonami used to air Dragonball Z I made a bunch of comics with my cousin and sister that oddly enough looked exactly like CWCs Sonichu comics, and then I designed a bunch of videogame covers for it.

If I ever find those drawings, I will burn them to ash.

[Anonymous No.1231368]

>>1231137
It really is like this in america
Atheists are strongly hated

[Anonymous No.1231393]

I thought I had nothing to contribute, but now I remember this. It's a script of what happened between SF64 and SFA. Enjoy.


Fox: Cheers to another successful victory!

Star Fox: Cheers! *Drinks Champagne*

Falco: I say we go to the Club d’aime to celebrate

Slippy: What? You know how socially awkward I am!

Falco: And your voice still hasn’t changed after twenty years… Who will make sure the frog doesn’t blow up the ship?

Peppy: I’ll stay with him. I’m too old for clubs, with their loud music and random people.

Falco: Fox! You gotta be my wingman tonight.

Fox: Literally!

Falco: Fox, just no.

Fox: C’mon, who doesn’t like a good pun?

Falco: That was a bad pun though.

Fox: I beg to differ.

Falco: Are you comin or not?

Fox: Fine, I’ll go but I’m not going near the dance floor.

*Change Scene: the Club D’aime*

Falco: Fear not people, the party has arrived!

Fox: What was that for?

Falco: The women, stupid! They’d all explode from shock if I didn’t announce my prescense!

Fox: You’re so arrogant Falco, I don’t know why I still keep you around.

Falco: I’m not arrogant! I can pick up any chick I want! Pick one.

Fox: OK, blue fox right over there. Let’s see you “work your magic.”

Falco: (to the fox) Hey, girl. Do you know karate, ‘cause your body’s kickin!

*Scene change: Great Fox*
Slippy: Dude, Falco! You got beat up by a chick!

Falco: Just remember who you’re laughin’ at, toad! I could blast you into next year…

Fox: It’s not his fault his pickup line backfired! Who coul;d’ve known that that line could be responded by an actual kick in the face? (Laughs)

Falco: I would’ve responded, but it’s against my chivalrous code to
(1/2)

[Anonymous No.1231395]

*Scene Change: The Next Morning*

Peppy: We had some party last night. Who knew beer pong could be so fun?

Slippy: Yeah, too bad Falco had to miss it.

Fox: Speaking of Falco, where is he?

Peppy: We were up all night and he never came back!

Slippy: We need to split up and search!

Fox: Whoa, guys. Let’s not jump to conclusions, OK?

Slippy: OK, let’s just calm down and call his intercom. *picks up intercom* Where are you Falco? *waits* There’s no answer!

Fox: Just use the tracking chip in his blaster to locate him.

Peppy: It says he’s on the outer regions of Sector Z.

Fox: Let’s go find him.

*Scene Change: Sector Z*

Slippy: I see his blaster! It looks like he abandoned it.

Fox: There is a message it’s downloading on to my ship.

Peppy: What does it say?

Fox: …It says that he was tired of teammates that don’t respect him, so he is leaving the team.

Peppy: *gasps*

Slippy: No! Falco! What should we do?

Peppy: What can we do? We’ve lost him for good!

Fox: General Pepper is not going to like this.
(2/2)

I also have a short story on smash bros that I'm not sure I saved, but I'll keep looking.

[Anonymous No.1231412]

>>1231368
Yeah, though it varies. Generally, the further inward you go, the more conservative you get.

[Anonymous No.1231424]

>>1231082
My nigga.
If you would've stuck with the idea over the years and showed it to Del, he'd definitely like it.
Del is a MAJOR gamer y'know. He has an entire album where he sampled alot of video game shit in it. On that album (Both Sides of the Brain) he has an entire song dedicated lyrically and sample wise to games.
And this other song on it he used the unpacked drum elements from SOR2 heavily in the beat.
The first song is "Proto Culture" and the other is "If You Must".
I'm sorry for being so off topic I just get worked up when someone mentions my favorite rapper.

[Anonymous No.1231429]

>>1231137
Church of England is Atheism Lite. Or Christianity Lite.

[Anonymous No.1231461]

>>1231424
Hell yes. Will have to check that out.

[Anonymous No.1231560]

>>1231424
same here. Future Development is my favorite album though.

[Anonymous No.1231634]

This reminds me of this one guy (recently, around 2006-2007) who decided to rewrite the plot of "Of Mice and Men". That was the assignment, actually. What he did was replace the main characters with Earl and Randy from "My Name is Earl",and I thought "Oh, this is going to turn out well". Then suddenly, George Bush comes in, and apparently he was married to Gardevoir, whom Randy had a crush on. And the guy apparently wrote something like "Bush married her because she was popular on AGNPH", I swear. Then in the end, instead of killing Randy, Arnold Schwarzenegger picks them up in a helicopter.

[Anonymous No.1231680]

>>1229869
>Potential employer finds that old Smashboards account

[Anonymous No.1231770]

>>1231680
well now I'm worried about this too

[Anonymous No.1231818]

>>1231461
>>1231560
I like you guys.
Future Development is really underrated.
Del took a deeper look at lyrics than usual on that one.

[Anonymous No.1231835]

My brother made a game where you have to catch chickens and throw them into a pen and navigate treacherous mazes and other hazards. He'd have me playtest them. I remember there being lots of characters to choose from and he said they'd have different abilities. He gave up on it.
I don't know why, it was hilarious and well made for such a dumb concept.

[Anonymous No.1231842]

>>1231634

that guy was on some dank stuff

[Anonymous No.1231889]

>>1231835
Find and upload it somewhere!

[Anonymous No.1231928]

I have a full album of digimon-esque monster drawings. I used to take a different picture to school each day and pretended my fantasy world was real during break. It became some sort of ritual that continued until I was 15 and the class cheerleader queen made fun of me in front of everyone.

I also drew hentai and shared the pics with creeped out mates

[Anonymous No.1231941]

>>1231928
>I also drew hentai and shared the pics with creeped out mates

[Anonymous No.1231952]

>>1231928
Commit seppeku.

[Anonymous No.1231984]

I envisioned a Super Mario Bros. movie videogame adaptation. You'd pick up items like fireball guns and bob-ombs while stomping those large "goomba" dinomen, the graphics would be non-SD 2D and it would have have terrible jump controls.

I don't know why I envisioned it with bad controls but I did.

[Anonymous No.1232005]

When I was 14 I was making a Pokemon game in RPG Maker XP called Pokemon: Chocolate Rain Brown Version. It was literally the most cancerous thing on the fucking planet. It was an original Pokemon game that was just filled with shitty internet meme references and 8 bit versions of popular internet songs. I eventually just realized how retarded it was towards the end of me making it and just deleted it all from embarrassment. I remember I also made a pretty nice Batman RPG in RPGMXP as well, all the sprites and maps were custom and I used the music from the Tim Burton Batman movies and Batman TAS. Had a nice little original story and a good cast of characters. Sadly my laptop died along with it and I was too stupid to back up any of it.

I'd like to do more, but it's difficult when you're a 20 year old semi-successful aspiring actor/college student.

[Anonymous No.1232007]

Sadly the Tales of Forums are down now, but I remember I wrote this horrible fucking fan-fiction that was a crossover between Tales Of Symphonia and Zelda.

[Anonymous No.1232018]

In 7th grade (like 04ish) we had to write an original short story for my English class. I wrote out big sprawling epic about Sonic characters who get turned into humans and thrust into the World War 2 Germany and had to save the world from Nazi's (it turns out that Adolf Hitler was actually just Dr. Eggman all along who had also been turned into a real human form) with the power of friendship and the chaos emeralds. I fucking wish I was making this shit up but yeah... I was a huge fucking History and Sonic nerd and it got me so goddamn made fun of for the rest of that school-year.

[Anonymous No.1232026]

>>1229325
I fucking did this for Super Metroid. The teacher read it to the class and just raved over it. Made me feel really good actually.

[Anonymous No.1232034]

>>1231634
I want to read this.

[Anonymous No.1232035]

I used to draw Fake Neopets.
Think Fakemon but with fucking Neopets.
I was much more obsessed with that game than any 13 year old boy had a right to be.

[Anonymous No.1232048]

>be autistic for zelda games
>be 10 or 11-ish
>really good at drawing the title screen logo's
>draw them on index cards that we were supposed to use for english class
>few days later we're getting our boxes with the cards in them
>other kid with the same name as me decides that my box is now his box, despite the fact that they're different colors, and its half way through the school year.
>opens it
>chick standing next to him sees my drawings
>"I love zelda? Oh my god Anon why'd you write that on there?"
>everyone in class gives me a weird look

>same class, different occasion
>silent reading time
>start whistling
>its the fairy fountain theme
>go on for about a minute
>teacher: "Anon, would you please quit whistling"
>realize I've been whistling that gay ass song it as loud as I possibly could the whole time
>why cant I lower this seat

Luckily those are my only /vr/ related public sperg moments.
That teacher was a huge cunt too. You know how people always say that teachers never hate specific students, because they have so many of them that they dont have time to focus on just one kid.
They lied.

[Anonymous No.1232270]

Nintendo had a great effect on my childhood and caused much sperging:
>I had a wooden sword and went out into the fields and cut grass (Zelda)
>I pretended to be Kilik from Soul Calibur whenever I had a broom in my hand
>I put my hand through cereal boxes and pretended to be a Megaman character
>one time I jumped on my brother pretending to be able to stomp him like Mario
>during PE class' athletics I curled into a ball form and pretended to be Samus' brother
>also ran with my hands behind
>playing soccer I pretended to be able to do SUPER SHOTS
>I had a crush on a girl just because she was named Zelda
>I drew the Triforce on my books, table, back of my hand and even on a shirt

[Anonymous No.1232319]

Some shmup I tried to do on paper, probably based off game I played in arcade. Too bad I can't remember the rules.

>Mission complete Tokio is SAved From Russia!

[Anonymous No.1232367]

>>1231424
>Deltron 3030 and Del The Funky Homosapien are the same person
How the fuck have I not realized this yet

[Anonymous No.1232373]

>>1231634
>he was married to Gardevoir, whom Randy had a crush on

[Anonymous No.1232380]

>>1232035
>mfw I just remembered that my Neopets user page had a theme based on the dark fairy, and it had a midi version of Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine blasting on it

[Anonymous No.1232382]

>>1230730
here have a cleaner version of your childhood shame

[Anonymous No.1232385]

>>1230991
I don't know WHAT I was thinking when I was 10...

Thank god I no longer own the racy fanart.

[Anonymous No.1232387]

>>1232382
Hehehe, thanks.

[Anonymous No.1232397]

I used to draw my own original pokemon back in the day.

They we called K-mons and their names all began with the letter 'K'. Some of them were seriously bizarre due to my fertile childhood imagination.

[Anonymous No.1232428]

>>1226743

lel'd so hard just now

[Anonymous No.1232546]

>>1227385
are you kidding me

[Anonymous No.1232567]

>>1228012
Slowpoke, but man that is straight up comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.1232632]

When I was a kid I was a huge Spiderman fan, mostly because of the two PS1 games I played almost constantly. They're still awesome.

Anyway, I created a fan comic when I was 8 or 9. Story basically went:

>Accident at a lab in Seattle (I'm not American and knew very little about the place, why would a lab even be there, I think I set the story there because I saw the city in MVP 2, the chimp hockey movie)
>Huge kaboom
>Peter Parker has to go to Seattle to cover the disaster
>From the ashes a scientist who survived named Dr. Frank W rises as a mutant wolf-man/werewolf creature
>Wolf-man terrorizes Seattle
>I was supposed to put in a joke where Spiderman banters with the Wolf-man, saying "Frank W? The W stand for wolf?" but forgot lol
>Wolf and Spidey chase through Seattle
>Spidey lands on a building
>Wolfman kicks spidey into the river
>BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A DUMMY
>Spidey comes out right behind wolf-man and kicks him into the river
>Wolfman drowns and dies
>Sad epilogue, Spidey sad becus scientist had family.
>Shot of W's gravestone
>WOLF PAW STICKS RIGHT OUT OF GROUND
>ZOMBIE WOLFMAN OMG

I wonder if those comics are still around back in the old country (Canadafag now). I also had a non-vidya comic involving a rebel sneaking into a military-industrial-complex CIA HQ and blowing it up (but dying in the explosion, then coming back as a zombie after his grave gets struck by lightning). Also created a hammerspace bag called the "All-Bag". I tried selling my comics to friends...

[Anonymous No.1232654]

OP here again I can't believe I forgot about this!

Okay, so everyone knows handball? this was basically one sided tennis with a large wall where two people would hit it back and forth each bounce.

So in fourth grade, I created "Hyrule Handball"

I vaguely remember it, but I do remember it was created off the idea of sending energy balls back at phantom ganon.

I spent hours on kid pix like the OP image, thinking of powerups and ways that you could serve the ball to deal calculated points of damage.

Basically something like:

Arrow - Straight shot into the wall no bounce
Bomb - downward bounce, has to hit above the boundry line
Boomerang - 90 angle serve
Hookshot - serve then quickly serve again on first bounce to chain
Bug net - A literal 360 spin then swing
Cane of Somalia - Calls forth a block (person) to get infront and deflect the ball back
Fire/ice rod - normal serve, but will either burn the person who hits the ball, or freeze then, making them unable to hit the return and rely on a team member
Triforce - Had to hit three marked areas of the wall in three consecutive reflects, if hit, would gain a fairy (retry) if they missed an upcoming serve.

Something like that. I had a LOT of people interested in playing it.

[Anonymous No.1232681]

>>1228236
This is actually really cool, and not cringeworthy at all. Glad you felt free enough to do that kind of thing as a kid, AND improve beyond ripping off your favorite games.

[Anonymous No.1232708]

One of my friends in high school had this project that was scribbled all over his school notebooks called "Sega super slam" And was basically what battle royale became, a smash bros clone for sega characters.

But he spent so much time drawing crappy stages, and his own Sonic OC mary sue was the host girl for it all.

[Anonymous No.1232713]

>>1232654
That's actually pretty cool.
You seem like one of the guys that were less cringy and more artsy.
Kudos.

[Anonymous No.1232716]

I used to have a "Play pretend" group of friends back in second grade and we all used to just pretend we were characters from "insert new cool game here" and we'd switch control over ideas each week.

So one week my old friend alex wanted to do a sonic/neotokyo type crossover. and he put me in charge of designing outfits. he wanted six schemes for each.

I remember scribbling away with a gelpen these basic shapes that looked nothing like armor, but got the point across, and then getting asked to draw 6 giant sumo diapers for big.

It was odd.

[Anonymous No.1232726]

1995, I write a 96 page retelling of Link To The Past.

Fast forward to 1997, I write a 400 page retelling of Final Fantasy 6.

>Mom throws both of them in the garbage

[Anonymous No.1232731]

>>1232726
Of course, in the Link To The Past story I embellish a few details and add a few in from the "game" my best friend and I had with it,

We were using LttP to roleplay, the house in Kakariko Village that was the Thieves den for example was our school that we went to, we went deep into the Lost Woods to find reagents and it seemed so big to us back then...

After school I had a job as a smiths apprentice at the Dwarfs, and he lived in the northwest woods as a orphaned lumberjack.

[Anonymous No.1232783]

I remember having an old zelda OC that was just terrible.

She was known as the HY-RULER and had infinite knowledge and strength far beyond ganon and the one who created and dominated the land of Hyrule as her personal toybox.

[Anonymous No.1233230]

>>1228390
That would actually make a bretty cool Saturday morning show

[Anonymous No.1233303]

>>1232270

Heh, I did the same thing with the Broom. I thought I was Kilik taking out bad guys.

I also put empty Pringle cans on my arm and used them as an arm blaster and pretended I was Samus

I remember I got three of my friends to do that once back in Primary School. I put it on first, and pretended to shoot them, and they all did it afterwards. We were literally running around, rolling under tables and shit pretending we were killing each other.

Fun times.

[Anonymous No.1233370]

At 14 I hand-wrote a Final Fantasy X-2 sex fanfic. I wrote it in a notebook and covered the cover with white paper and drew my own ff-style logo on the front with the text 'Fine-al Fant-ass-y X-3'.

It was a highly detailed misadventure involving Yuna and Rikku touching down in the airship in that jungle area (it's been years since I touched those games, so I forget the names) and having lingering lesbian sex in the bushes. Meanwhile, Paine masturbates.

Just realised, not retro because PS2. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.1233389]

Age 5 to 10 used to fill out papers with many small drawings of my own Mario enemies. Also made a lot of map and level designs. Age 11 me and a friend tried to make a new resident evil game. We found our drawings many years later. Laughed our ducking asses off. No regrets

[Anonymous No.1233431]

>5th grade
>Discovered porn
>Draw pages and pages of giantess porn in my notebook
>The notebook that I keep in my desk
>One day the notebook is gone
>Teacher collected the notebooks to grade our notetaking
>Notebooks come back a day later
>Teacher says nothing
>Throw that shit away, go home, stare at the wall for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.1233452]

>ctrl+f
>fanfic-16 results
I expected no less.

Also guilty of it. Made weird Alundra fanfic about the white hair chick that's psychic or some shit. Glad I threw that out.

[Anonymous No.1233465]

I started writing a Sonic fan fiction when I was 12, some older kids I rode the bus to and from school with (middle school and high school shared the same bus) found out I was writing it on the way home and started making fun of me for it. When I got home I threw it away even though I had been working on it for a week or so. I'm glad they saved me.

[Anonymous No.1233467]

>>1233452
Also, not very /vr/ but I used to draw maps and shit of cool islands. It was right after I watched some movie. I think it was Odysseus. Made islands in those fashions. Guarded by Giants, made of a giant turtle, one island was just a giant tower stretching way into the sky. It led to a palace without floors and you had to scale the walls.

It was pretty cool and I wish there was a video game like that.

[Anonymous No.1233481]

>>1233389
>Laughed our ducking asses off

[Anonymous No.1233498]

>>1226469
>construct turn--based tabletop C&C game out of paper in anticipation of Tiberian dawn
>mfw

[Anonymous No.1233514]

For shits and giggles i tried to make a bipolar weaboo emo girl who had moved across the country think i was head over heels for her. I managed to convince everyone that, and they all probably still think that. She "somehow" came back to my state because "My mom wanted me back". I took her to prom one year of highschool, acted like a derp, with my arm around her (not hoverhand, would be discovered immediately), tried to kiss her nasty ass meth mouth (never did). And then the day after I deleted her from my contacts, blocked from facebook and psn, and deleted every post I made and sent her a message on my moms facebook that I had passed away. I have never been seen again by her, and if so, I will say that I am a demon who was summoned to tell her that she is lilith and must save the world.

[Anonymous No.1233516]

>>1233514
>you actually liked her

[Anonymous No.1233551]

>>1226781
I used to skate side to side like Shadow. I have played soccer since I was 6, and even though I was fairly skilled, I was cursed with an abundance of slow twitch muscle so I always wanted to be fast like sonic and shadow. Also I made this the other day.

[Anonymous No.1233583]

>>1233389
>Laughed our ducking asses off

[Anonymous No.1233723]

I made a generic Sonic OC and deviantart back when I was in middle school because my friends were doing it. It's cringe-worthy to think about now but at least I had fun at the time.

[Anonymous No.1233729]

>>1232270
>drew the triforce everywhere
>even on a shirt
step it up.

[Anonymous No.1233759]

Star Fox RTS where you command armies against Andross or maybe even rogue forces? Just thought it'd be cool to have the bosses as the enemy's highest tier forces, not sure how some like Macbeth's boss would work but I guess you could exclude him. Not sure what you could do for Corneria and the Lylat Alliance's forces but you'd probably have at least the Great Fox and maybe give General Pepper a special ship or something, and obviously there would be Bill, Kat, maybe even Rob would have some special ship or robot mech thing. You would have the fox team available as leaders of the units for various bonuses and abilities, likewise the Wolf team for the other side. Lots of planets in the Lylat system to do battle on. You could even bring back old characters like Fay and Miyu from Star Fox 2.

I think this is doable but will it ever be done? I really don't see it. A man can dream though.

[Anonymous No.1233763]

I once did two series of one-page Pokemon comics. The first series involved the adventures of a Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Rhyhorn. Because fuck yeah, Rhyhorn.

The second series was done when Gold and Silver was announced, and it involved me as a Pokemon trainer, with a Pikachu and a Togepi. This second one was more like an episodic serial about my fictional me's quest to go through Johto and routinely face off against Team Rocket. You know, James and Meowth only. No Jessie, because, to this day, I cannot draw women that well.

[Anonymous No.1233782]

>>1228012
my sides

[Anonymous No.1233789]

>>1228032
>english class, ten years old or so
>"write a story"
>write a story about pokemon snap, with myself and friends as photographers
>team rocket shows up and we race them in the rail thing
>mfw i remember people in my class reading parts of it

[Anonymous No.1233794]

>>1233729
anyone with a triforce tattoo belongs in a concentration camp. they already have the mark of a fag. I cringe everytime I see shitty Zelda tattoos.

[Anonymous No.1233809]

>>1231941
I made up a retarded race of people whose noses acted as their dicks. I drew a bunch of drawings of them sticking their noses up each other's asses. I'm not sure if they were laughing with me or at me, but laughs were had

[Anonymous No.1233821]

>>1232048
>sitting in class, daydreaming
>"anon, will you be quiet"
>realize I'm whistling the super mario bros theme song
>there is a reaper whose name is death, he reaps the grain at a weary breath, let him take me to the fire below, where i shall reap what i sow

[Anonymous No.1233827]

>>1232632
>BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A DUMMY

[Anonymous No.1233838]

>7th grade english
>Our assigned teacher gave birth over the summer and was on maternity leave all year so we had a sub
>She, like pretty much every teacher I've had for classes where I get to write, considers my work to be good in comparison to most other students, though she never said that
>I could just tell, and not just that she liked it, but that she loved my writing
>Eventually we have a short story contest
>I write what is literally the edgiest fucking thing ever, out of nowhere I might add since I wasn't all too very dark at that age
It was about a teenager who inexplicably time travels 10 years forward every 30 days and searches for answers in a world split between a polluted steampunk dystopia and a corrupt feudal monarchy filled with petty and sinister magic. He nonchalantly lights a circus tent on fire, starts a war between the two sides, and the story ends with him grabbing the leaders of both countries and jumping off a cliff right before he time travels again. He is suddenly on the ground with his hands around two skeletons' necks He takes the machine gun arm and magical rings from their corpses, sighing as he walks into the sunset.
>It should be noted that I ran everything in this story by my teacher beforehand, and she simultaneously wouldn't let some girl write about a girl bringing a knife to school

[Anonymous No.1233840]

>>1233838
>We were put into groups, and each group would vote on the best story in it to be in the running for best in the class (an automatic 100)
>In my group there was a girl who had just arrived from the Phillipines within the last year and I read her story
It was absolutely disorienting. It read like some sort of westernized kawaii girl slice of life anime pilot, but there were also solemn scenes involving visiting graves and one of the main characters having a breakdown in an attic. Plus everyone had these weird spirit animals with special attacks, and the way they were described made it feel like a weird unintentional mashup of Pokemon, Shaman King, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Not to mention it was written in absolutely broken english.
>I loved it
>teacher nominates 2 additional stories that weren't chosen by us (mine included) to be in the running for best story
>Also turns out that best in the class is decided by her and her alone
>I won
And so began the first of many times I wrote a story for class that tried too hard to be deep with and I hated after the fact that people constantly complimented me on. Though I have an even worse, more /vr/-related story to tell.

[Anonymous No.1233850]

I remember very adamantly liking Dixie Kong and writing a few fanfics including one where somehow she was transported into this world specifically my room. It lead to very vanilla kissing/hugging/etc stuff since I didn't know or care much about sex that much at the time.

I'm so glad that never survived but I'll never be able to live down the fact that I wasn't afraid to tell my friends and family about my crush on her. I was young enough they didn't think it was too weird.

Since then I still fap to her quite often. But, at least I keep it to myself outside of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.1233858]

>be ~10
>hanging out with friend
>neither of us can program or anything like that
>dude we should make a videogame
>what videogame, friend?
>mortal kombat 4!
>but... we can't, 3 just came out and they will probably make another one and call it that
>well we'll just change the K to a C! mortal combat 4!
>why do we need the 4 if it's the first one

[Anonymous No.1233863]

>>1229214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lhcNmpLs5D

There. Now someone sing with this.

[Anonymous No.1233935]

>>1231393
>>1231395

[Anonymous No.1233941]

>>1233838
Did you put your penis inside of her vagina?

[Anonymous No.1233965]

>>1233863
For the love of God, somebody do this.

[Anonymous No.1233968]

>>1233941
No, because
1. I was too young to want that at the time. I cared more about playing video games and shit. It wasn't until about my Freshman year of High School that I cared about sexual things.
2. She was a 6/10 at best anyway.

Anyway, my other more /vr/ story:
>6th grade english
>Final is actually a combined grade of 3 different assignments, one of which being a presentation on how to do something
>I have no idea what the fuck to do since I'm not actually exceptionally good at something that I can explain how to do
>Decide to do video game speedrunning even though I've never given a shit about speedruns in my life, just because I want to do something about video games
>decide to make my presentation me playing through a game and letting that mainly speak for itself after a few words
>I practice Metal Man's stage in Megaman 2 for an hour or so a day until I have it down pact
>The presentation day arrives
>I stutter through some absolutely basic partially wrong spiel about speedrunning since I didn't even look up actual facts about it
>Then I set up Megaman 2 in the classroom
>I die to the spike presses at the beginning of the level
>Then I fall down a pit
>I finally make it Metal Man
>He destroys me after I barely got him down to half his health
>"I-I can try to do Wood Man's stage instead."
>"I think you should sit down," said my teacher, who was a cool guy and I think said that so I wasn't embarrassed any further
>my face the entire rest of the day

[Anonymous No.1233973]

>>1229214
>Imagining this in RUN DMC's voices

Hilarious

[Anonymous No.1233974]

>>1227358
Allah Snaekbar

[Anonymous No.1233978]

>>1233968
>until I have it down pact
>down pact

Presentation aside, I sincerely hope he didn't give you a pass.

[Anonymous No.1233980]

>>1233794
I agree, if the point is to be "lolnerdy".
But I got mine because my uncle taught me how to play Zelda while I was growing up, we'd get together and take turns playing the new releases until he died in '05. So mine is more for him than Zelda.

[Anonymous No.1233983]

Semi related, but i remember hell and back in my teen years.

>on sonic fan forums
>meet cute girl who then becomes good friend
>another friend of ours "Typez like this tho"
>That friend suddenly has a girlfriend who shares his account
>We become friends with his girlfriend
>months pass by, he and said girlfriend get marriied allegedly
>We all give congrats
>3 months later babby is born
>Think nothing of it
>Girlfriend apparently has a sister who now shares the same account
>All of them "type lik thiz"
>STILL THINK NOTHING OF IT
>Shit happens over the next two years Male gets hunted down by the FBI, Looses his cellphone up in washington, goes to hawaii where he just so happens to convienintly miss meeting one of us who was there too. etc.
>by the fourth year we finally start to think theres something up
>We interrogate them on it
>They get offended and leave.
>Mysteriously cute girl from way back who was our friend and at the time my girlfriend leaves to.
>Realize they were all one in the same.


This guy played like 10 fucking people on the forum for 5 years, it was crazy.

[Anonymous No.1233986]

>>1233978
I think he gave me a very stringent barely-passing grade on it, which when averaged with the essay and the test that combined with it to make our final ended up being just fine.

Most english teachers I have just end up loving my writing, even when what I write is something I immediately regret shortly after I turn it in.

[Anonymous No.1233989]

>>1233980
I can agree with that I'm sorry for your loss anon a true gaming bro :(, but yeah lolnerdy can die

[Anonymous No.1233991]

All through seventh and eighth grade I wrote a totally fucking baller novel about being an Imperial TIE fighter pilot. I had just finished TIE Fighter, you see.

I actually got like two hundred pages in. I didn't fall into the usual student "put myself and my friends and girls I liked" pitfall I watched all my fellow losers fall into and I actually genuinely thought it was really good.

The container it was in was stolen from my storage facility though. I hope that guy posts it on the internet someday.

[Anonymous No.1233995]

>>1231393
>Falco: I say we go to the Club d’aime to celebrate

>Slippy: What? You know how socially awkward I am!

[Anonymous No.1234003]

>>1233838
I want to read this story

[Anonymous No.1234007]

>>1234003
I described it much better than it is, and the whole thing took up 5-6 pages typed, and double-spaced at that. If I seriously redid the premise I could probably make it good, but the story I wrote then was most certainly not.

[Anonymous No.1234018]

>>1233983
hahaha fuck how do you even get so trolled.

[Anonymous No.1234026]

>>1233838
So it's like Quantum Leap except a lot faster paced?

[Anonymous No.1234028]

>>1234026
Maybe, I guess. It's more like the sun sets on the final day, his eyes blink, and suddenly he's 10 years in the future in the same spot. He could be leaning against a tree and then suddenly be on top of a tall building.

[Anonymous No.1234083]

>>1233789
I wrote a story about duke nukem shooting up my teachers because they were secretly aliens. It was even posted on the wall in the hall way. Imagine if a kid wrote something like that now.

[Anonymous No.1234095]

>>1233303
>I also put empty Pringle cans on my arm and used them as an arm blaster and pretended I was Samus

I did the same thing but I was Mega Man.

[Anonymous No.1234119]

>>1234083
Now I want to see a kid from today write something like this

>kid writes Grand Theft Auto fanfic for school
>protagonist drives through the school wall
>starts shooting the staff members, lights school on fire with molotov
>the kid then writes 5-6 pages of the protagonist running people over and escaping the police
>kid gets expelled and media explodes about it

[Anonymous No.1234229]

>>1233827
Yes, my brilliant plan to kill off this one-issue villain involved the use of a decoy dummy planted by spiderman

[Anonymous No.1234396]

It was around fourth grade, my friends and I used to larp as many different characters at once near this Mexicans air conditioner and backyard. No character was safe though. I was Samus, I was Deadpool, I was Spiderman, I was Suicune, I was Daredevil; Anonymite was the dragon lord, the master of dragon mythology and geology; Anonymust was Black Widow (with romantic sub-plot with Deadpool), nothing else comes to mind, but they were both a lot of shit too. We were whatever came to mind at the time I suppose. We used to root through other peoples back yards looking for weapons and battling by ridiculously exaggerating as you may imagine. Built a small (unfinished) treehouse in someones backyard as our lair, explored the nearby forest and collected creatures from a small stream as pets. Almost dived into a sewer for fuck knows why, we opened the lid to the sewage line and everything, it was crazy. Ended up creating Pokemon parodies and Smash Bros. items, characters, and levels with so much heart and hope of it being used in official games. We used to look at pokemon posters and memorize them all for 'tests'. I don't look back on this time with malice though, in fact I long to realize again the potential of entertainment in imagination.

[Anonymous No.1234815]

>>1233551
>the other day

[Anonymous No.1235202]

>>1234396
OP again,

Not alone there buddy. My best friends and I did shit like this all the time, but more using our own custom built stuff/toys then raiding other people.

When pokemon mystery dungeon came out, it was the shit and all of us loved it so much, that I designed a ame off it. I got three lunch boxes, and drew together a checklist that was pasted on the inside of each with a red color pencil, that would show progress through the game, (Example, when we beat a boss, we'd cross it out)

The lunch box was our rescue pack, I filled it with fruits, berries, some rope, graveler rocks, I even made our rescue team rank badges but cutting plastic easter egss in half and glueing em with little wings

For dungeons we'd leave home and literally go anywhere, once it was a cave outside town, a decrepit old building, the mall, a crowded museum, etc.

I sometimes miss those days.

[Anonymous No.1235210]

>>1235202

That sounds pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.1235228]

I made a huge number of really shitty game-maker runescape clones. All of them were basically item collection simulators.

I also made an "Operating System" [if you clicked a box, it would change to display a MSpaint picture. Clicking "Internet" would display a drawing of runescape, etc.]

Later, I made a better "Operating system" using different rooms for different programs, unfortunately i deleted that version. It was slightly impressive, it actually looked quite good in its core GUI.

[Anonymous No.1235272]

>>1235202
How fucking old are you? PMD came out in late 2006.

[Anonymous No.1235342]

>>1235272
If he was like 11 in 2006, he'd be 18 now.

[Anonymous No.1235372]

>>1235228
20 actually, this all happened just before teenage years

[Anonymous No.1235409]

>>1226790
>read a story about a dog race in the alps
What. I had to read that same shitty book

[Anonymous No.1235468]

I made lots of fakemon cards, but I mostly made Zelda-related OCs, including a comic. Thus, I became a drawfag. I just thank God I didn't have a computer back then so none of that old shit will ever be found.

[Anonymous No.1235587]

>>1233863
Saved, nice music.

[Anonymous No.1236505]

>>1233431
I also start having giantess fetish in late elementary school when I also started doing my own giantess drawings (expecially since I didn't have internet at home and therefore I didn't know about macrophilia fandom). Sometimes I was feeling shameful for this weird fetish and so I would burn my drawings. I don't even know why I was burning them instead of just throwing them to the trash.

[Anonymous No.1236546]

>Me in mid in end of elementary school
>Street Fighter II craze era
>One time during break time me and a very good friend of mine were mimicking moves from Street Fighter II for the laugh
>One of the "cool", popular guys of our class (but overally a nice guy instead of the typical bully asshole) were making jokes on us like "I'm Kawasaki!" (obviously making fun of Honda)
>Never did again shit like that on school after that because I realised how stupid I looked (generally I wasn't a loud geek)

[Anonymous No.1236564]

Circa 1999, I have Super Smash Bros. 2's roster. I'm still waiting for Vegeta and Kenny for Smash U.

[Anonymous No.1236660]

>>1236564
At least you got Sonic at Brawl and he will be again at the new Smash Bros. Since they gave a chance to poor Megaman I hope they also give a chance to Bomberman.

[Anonymous No.1236672]

>>1236564

Pikablu always manages to get a chuckle out of me.

[Anonymous No.1236678]

>>1236564
>Sonic the Medelog

[Anonymous No.1236690]

>>1236678
>Not Sonic the Medgelig mustardrace

[Anonymous No.1236716]

>>1236564
You totally called megaman, so at least you got that going for you

[Anonymous No.1236746]

Not a game, but shortly after the GBA came out I designed my own successor to it, which I dubbed the "Game Boy Expert". I actually found the original drawing earlier this summer, but at the moment it's in a box on the other side of the country, so you'll have to deal with this crude reconstruction from memory.

Some of my ideas were clearly ahead of their time. I was pretty surprised when I first saw the DS using the same SNES-like ABXY buttons.

[Anonymous No.1236771]

>>1236746
I like how you could increase the screen size about 50% by removing the Z button.

[Anonymous No.1236783]

Didn't think I had anything to share, but then this repressed memory came back

>be 10
>be fat
>halloween is coming up
>mom sews me a bright green ass Link costume
>dad makes me a dinky sword out of wood
>love it, so proud
>go to the halloween dance at school and make everyone uncomfortable as fuck running around and going "HAAH"

[Anonymous No.1237267]

>>1236746
When I was a kid I would also do a ton of handheld game console designs.

I also don't have any designs right from childhood, but here's one I remember obsessing over and imagining games being made for them. For some reason as a kid I loved the idea of a round screen on a handheld console.

[Anonymous No.1237271]

>>1236783
You live in Roseville California don't you...?

[Anonymous No.1237320]

>>1236783
Haha I did that too.
Except my sword was a plastic one, and the highlite of my night was some girl about half my age (4 or 5-ish) saying "look mommy, its peter pan!"
little shit pissed me off.

>told my mom one year I wanted to be a kkk member for halloween because it's scary
>didnt understand why she wouldn't let me

[Anonymous No.1237331]

For a third grade creative writing project, I shamelessly plagiarized the first half hour of Skies of Arcadia: Legends, up until the end of the first boss. I even drew some crappy fanart of Vyse fighting the Valuan warbeast to go with it. Shame I lost it.

I also started writing what was going to be a massive self-insert crossover Zelda/SoA/Mario/everything else I was a fan of fanfic I had tons of ideas for, but I never got past the first chapter.

Later on I wrote tons of fangame ideas, mostly for Zelda, and never did anything with them.

[Anonymous No.1237709]

>>1230531
My god how I laughed. And at 6am thank you

[Anonymous No.1237807]

>>1230531

Reminds me of that Going Underground song parody that talked about the London Underground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UtUeToAsvE

[Anonymous No.1238142]

>>1237267

SPHERICAL

[Anonymous No.1239120]

When I was in elementary school, I made what was supposed to be a game in PowerPoint called Calvin & Hobbes Snowman Shootout (or Snowball Shootout; one of those titles).

In the game, you were supposed to click on a series of snowmen in order, so that you would throw snowballs at and destroy them. You had to click on the snowmen in order, because of the way I linked the slides.

There was also a two-player mode, which I think consisted of one player playing as Calvin and shooting a snowball, and the other as shooting another snowball as Hobbes afterwards. The two players took turns in this manner until all the snowmen were destroyed. Or did Calvin have to shoot all the snowmen before Hobbes could shoot any? I don't remember exactly.

I'm pretty sure Snowball Shootout is long gone now, so all I have to show for my efforts is this monologue.

[Anonymous No.1239156]

>>1238142
Not him, but one time, I got a Memorex stereo that looked exactly like the GameSphere from Drake & Josh. I doubt I still have it.

[Anonymous No.1239337]

>>1228347
If you don't delete that post, the nintendo interns who spam viral shit on the Chans will steal your idea.

I would fucking play that

[Anonymous No.1239349]

>>1230191
>i have no idea, im pretty drunk to be honest

Why did I laugh so hard

[Anonymous No.1239354]

>>1231052
Try the Internet Wayback Machine, sometimes you get lucky.

[Anonymous No.1239364]

I remember some issue of GamesTM talking about some gay zelda fanfiction, and said that writing homoerotic fanfiction between your favourite vidya characters was one thing you had to do before you died.

What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.1239821]

I don't know about you bros, but I went to a really lax elementary school. There was no structure whatsoever. Teachers gave us assignments related to whatever the fuck they wanted whenever the fuck they wanted. I'm surprised that I learned anything there.

Anyways:

>School assignment
>Make a poster to advertise the school's library
>Best posters will be posted around the school to encourage reading
>Copy this ad, but with a book instead of a game boy
>Teacher loves it, it gets posted outside of the library
>Other students recognize the ad from magazines
>Get called a nerd and a copycat the rest of the semester

I honestly thought it was a decent parody.

Welp.

[Anonymous No.1239898]

>>1226781

Even dumber than running with your arms behind you might be running with your arms sticking straight out. At least you were aerodynamic.

I ran like pic related when I was ~5 years old. Even had a beach towel with Cape Mario on it. Pulled two corners of the towel around my neck, fastened it with a clothespin and ran around the yard. Fuck I felt like a badass.

[Anonymous No.1239916]

>>1239821

It was. Your classmates were faggots.

[Anonymous No.1239938]

>>1226963
Can you at least post dem files somewhere? Really wanna use em, can't find em anywhere. pls. i want my childhood back.

[Anonymous No.1240102]

this thread is awesome

[Anonymous No.1240263]

When I was like 8 or 9, my friend and I made like 20 comics that were all fairly long about the legend of zelda. I remember stealing so many jokes from parodies of zelda and putting in curse words thinking we were so cool. I cringe so hard at the thought.

[Anonymous No.1240338]

>>1227000

>master of magic themed universe

You just touched my heart my African-American brother.

[Anonymous No.1240339]

>>1227000

Show us some of them

[Anonymous No.1240346]

>>1227030

>needs more RAF-style banter

[Anonymous No.1240354]

>>1228012

Are you Brad Neely?

[Anonymous No.1240370]

In sixth grade I made a TCG version of The Hobbit Book for a class project. This shit was before any of the movies had been made, so it was pretty much just my imagination.

You got to choose three characters to play the game with. The selectable characters were Bilbo, Gandalf, and all of the Dwarves. Gandalf was ridiculously OP because I really liked him. Bilbo sucked. For some reason all of the Dwarves looked like lawn Gnomes. After you picked your characters, you played through what basically amounted to JRPG boss battles where you had to keep track of your stats.

I got an A on the project because I put a lot of effort into it, but my teacher just looked at the game in confusion and let me "play" with a few of my friends to determine if it worked. I couldn't balance for shit and they died forever on the second encounter, which was like fucking wolves or something. It was the only time the game was ever played.

I didn't like that teacher. I always got really bored during the times where she'd read to class because half of the kids were too dumb to read books. She ended up taking away my Ocarina of Time strategy guide when she saw me reading it instead of listening to her read her dumb book about some girl who turned into a pirate.

I think it's funny in retrospect that this is literally all that I remember about reading class in grade six.

[Anonymous No.1240374]

>>1239354
>check out an account from a website I used to use when I was about 12
>some captures
>shame and embarrassment hit me full force
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Time to commit sudoku, I can't even laugh at this!

[Anonymous No.1240373]

>>1240370
Fuck, now all the stupid nerdy shit I did is coming back to me.

I did one of those office assistant jobs and my parter was this kid who had just moved to the US from China. I used to draw Zoids, and he was fascinated with them because he didn't have TV.

So I pretended that Zoids were something I invented. Not like the show, just the concept of mechanical animal robots.

[Anonymous No.1240375]

>>1228012
>people going crazy over Daddio
>not Flame X

[Anonymous No.1240450]

You complain about what you did when you were kids, at least you didn't have 20 years and probably you are the only one that remembers that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT00SVtLSwo

[Anonymous No.1240480]

>>1240450
>probably you are the only one that remembers that
Ugh, I sure hope so...

>2 hours and 51 minutes
How does one have the patience to make this?

[Anonymous No.1240575]

>>1226528
Oh god those recolors. I am dying.

[Anonymous No.1240581]

>>1230636
Can you really blame them? Thanks to the news making stranger danger sound like it's everyone in town out to get your kids most parents don't even let their kids play outside these days.

[Anonymous No.1240583]

>>1228347
Please tell me the rap was matched to this beat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zip3u016uXE

[Anonymous No.1240592]

I never did anything embarrassing as a kid that involved video games but there was this one time I wanted to impress a girl when I was like six. I got these totally rad Spider-Man underwear and thought she would think I am cool if she saw them so I stood out at her back door with my pants down. Sadly her dad saw me before she did and I got yelled at to never go near his daughter again.

[Anonymous No.1240598]

>>1240450
>at least you didn't have 20 years and probably you are the only one that remembers that
wat? how stoned are you man?

[Anonymous No.1240608]

>>1233729
>Implying having a triforce tattoo isn't gay and tacky

[Anonymous No.1240636]

>>1233838
Post that shit! I seriously want to read it!

[Anonymous No.1240839]

I printed out a list of all the moves, combos and fatalities etc from Mortal Kombat Trilogy for 64 and drew hilariously terrible pictures of some of the fatalities. It's somewhere in a draw at my parent's place, when I'm down next week I'll find it and upload pics

[Anonymous No.1240869]

>>1240839
Fuck, drawer* Thinking about drawing >.>

Related though, my best friend made a sword and bomb bag because we were obsessed with Ocarina of Time, he didn't have a shield though so I got my Grandpa to help make me one and we totally had a badass setup when we would catch up on weekends.

Also, when mm drove me to tennis on the weekends I used to hold the base of my racquet infront of me in the car and pretend I was in DOOM. Kinda surprised she just accepted what I was doing as I was making shooting noises and everything. Man I love my parents

[Anonymous No.1240950]

>>1240869
> >.>
>when mm

are you 16

[Anonymous No.1241176]

>>1240608
read the replies man

[Anonymous No.1241180]

>>1233989
thanks man, its cool, it wasn't a surprise or anything he was sick. I just don't feel like it's been almost 8 years.

[Anonymous No.1241336]

>>1233980

I had a really cool uncle who pretty much introduced me to PC gaming. He was the only other one in my family who even liked games. I'd watch him play Doom, Half Life, Dune, Need For Speed Hot Pursuit, Carnivores, Postal, and the list goes on. He'd let me play them too but I found it more fun to watch him because he was way better than me at the time.

Shot himself in 2004. No drugs or alcohol in his system, but our family has a history with depression. Apparently his wife was threatening to divorce him and move away with his 3 kids and probably also just got tired of dealing with her every day. I really wish he was still around because I know we'd be playing Doom mods or something now.

So the point to my story, I know your pain man. Just gotta keep rollin' with life. Good luck man.

[Anonymous No.1241442]

>>1240374
Provide fucker.
PROVIDE.

[Anonymous No.1241627]

I remember back in 6th grade I used to make fake Pokemon. The only one I really remember well was an evolution for Absol. Sketched this since I don't have the original pic, and I thought a modern version would be interesting.

>think his name was Miasmus or something

Also, I take no shame in drawing him again. I'm one of those people that enjoys digging through old pictures and drawing them again for fun.

[Anonymous No.1241659]

>>1239120
Were you on Digital Calvin and Hobbes? I remember that site used to have a huge PowerPoint section.

[Anonymous No.1241678]

>>1241336
>grass brush

seriously nigger

[Anonymous No.1241907]

>>1240950
20 actually

[Anonymous No.1241940]

So, what were the best fakemon you made?

I made a really good one called Mega Snake. It was a snake with arms, legs, and twin scimitars.

I also made another one called Omega Rex. It was a T-rex with a gatling gun strapped to its back.

[Anonymous No.1242039]

>>1241940

I made shit Pokemon. Merde, Scheiss, and Crapheap. Always intended to be a joke, but still.

[Anonymous No.1242448]

>>1238142
im dieing

[Anonymous No.1243248]

>>1229052
>Demonstar

Shit yeah, nigga, I loved that game.

[Anonymous No.1243268]

>>1226743
Did that in fourth grade, feels bad thinking about it but I laugh too much to actually feel the sad nerd in me

[Anonymous No.1243296]

>>1231928
I had one too. My favorite OC Digimon was the one who destroyed its own nervous system to suppress pain in combat
>edgy

[Anonymous No.1243298]

>>1229214
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

[Anonymous No.1243767]

>be in primary school
>own several plush toys that made sounds when pushed, including a bluebird and a Pikachu
>carry them into school occasionally and alternate between embracing them and throwing them high into the air
It's not much to read but fuck me if it doesn't bring me immense shame to remember

[Anonymous No.1243854]

>Be me
>Not so much ago, but I was a weabo in quite a few ways
>I write this fanfiction about terraria(Yes, you readed it, fucking terraria.) that is fucking autistic.
>Post it in a forum because I believe to be Shakespeare or something like that
>A guy asks me to do a sequel putting him as a villan
>Don't give a shit about it for a long time
>A week ago, searching somethng in that forum
>Read my fanfiction again
>Cringe like hell.

[Anonymous No.1243890]

>>1226773
I own this book and can confirm that it is glorious
>tfw uli accepts your friend request

[Anonymous No.1243903]

>>1226743
In year 9 we had to write a story in the first person. I wrote about a guy murdering his obese wife and dragging her to the top of a hill to bury her. I put in loads of dated references, then the teacher said I had to read it in class and I had to change them all on the fly because people would think I'm a faggot.

Also in year 11 I ripped off the plot of STALKER: SoC for some coursework and got an A. B-)

[Anonymous No.1243949]

>>1230320
What wast he deal with all those kids demanding credit for sprite rips?

This year I was following a blog where someone ripped PC88 videogame graphics and uploaded them. There was some really great and obscure stuff. He flipped his shit when someone "stole" his work and used it on their website. They were fucking videogame screenshots. What is wrong with people?

[Anonymous No.1243964]

>>1230750
I don't have anything actually /vr/ related but you did remind me that I still have this.

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=65886

[Anonymous No.1245339]

>this fucking thread

[Anonymous No.1245461]

>>1228012
Tornaminator and Huricade haha holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.1246239]

>>1226743
Oh god, this one made me cringe.

I felt embarassed just by reading this

[Anonymous No.1246265]

>>1231928
This reminds me, when Pokemon was huge in the late 90s and early 2000s, I was 15 and I used to write hentai / romance Pokemon fanfics with an original self-insert protagonist.

And not only vanilla sex, but lots of human - pokemon bestiality, like one where the MC and his female Charmeleon fall in love.

And I used to share this with my internet friends at the time. Who were not into anime or Pokemon. Some of them would actually compliment the story, but I think they actually thought I was an autist and were just being nice to me.

>mfw the biggest fan of my fanfics was a 40 year-old married woman

[Anonymous No.1246267]

>>1246265
cwc pls go

[Anonymous No.1246858]

>>1246267
Actually lots of stories in this thread, if not most of them, remind me of cwc.

That's his main problem I guess, dude didn't grow out of his chuuni phase.

[Anonymous No.1247657]

there were some stories in 3rd and 5th grade where I tried to combine zelda and megaman together and self inserted. I might still have them. If this thread is still up I'll scan them.

[Anonymous No.1249519]

>>1241659
Actually, I don't believe I was.

[Anonymous No.1249702]

I moved a lot. So unfortunately much of my art didn't survive. I also drew a lot of dragons and they were popular with the other kids so I ended up giving many of them away.

I do still have a Way of the Warrior logo that I drew on a piece of small notebook paper. My scanner died though and the old scan is on one of my flash drives. Or at least it should be.

I made a lot of sprites. But I didn't get the internet until I was 20. That was in 2000. so I never got to experience the joys of the interwebs as a kid. I was really into Phantasy Star and was always trying to make Nei or use her colors for webpage or blog layouts. I still do this even subconsciously.

I had a nice drawing of Link in the Temple of Time but I mailed it to a friend that wanted it. It wasn't spectacular but the color came out nice. I should have scanned it first. I've become super rusty at traditional art. It's a shame. I am ashamed since I come from a line of professional artists and my uncle is one. I think I was talented enough that I would have gotten a lot better had I kept at it.

Here's a Nei I made. It should blink but I think it's too slow. It's the first gif I made and I wasn't sure how to deal with animation frames at the time.

[Anonymous No.1249752]

>>1249702
Oh and these Kirbies I made. I have no idea what possessed me to make an evil undead Kirby with blood dripping from his mouth. I have a fascination with Kirby but I never played any Kirby games.

I saw a pixelated sprite in an anniversary issue of a game magazine. It might have been an EGM but I'm not sure. at the time I was just starting to make sprites and pixel art so I was copying pre-existing sprites as practice. So these are a copy but they may be a little off in color, shape or design by a bit.. I use the standing Kirby on a lot of custom designs in Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

I also wrote fanfiction. Mostly FF7 stuff. Most was parody or comedy. I wrote a couple of weird almost nonsensical comedic fanfics with Alucard, Maria and Richter throwing apples at each other and Maria lost in Hyrule with Bagu as some weirdo trying to get her to marry him or something. None of this stuff is meant to be taken seriously.

I have a lot of .hack art that didn't turn out so good back when I went to an oekaki community. By the time I got decent with the ap I stopped and now I am rather rusty with that too. It seems that pixels are the only thing I do well anymore.

[Anonymous No.1251317]

>>1243949
Ego
also bump

[Anonymous No.1251543]

>>1231002
oh man I tried to make a spritecomic after reading all of BnG when I was younger

thanks for reminding me

(I made like two actual strips)

[Anonymous No.1251601]

>>1228012

You wore world industries pants didn't you?

[Anonymous No.1251635]

I'm not proud of some of the fanfiction I wrote.

...

I'm okay with my more recent endeavors.

[Anonymous No.1252417]

I wish I had an adorkable story to share (or at least one that I could remember) all I've really got is your standard 'I tried to make my house in a 3D game' story (in this case it was for Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II using JkEdit and, of course I failed)

[Anonymous No.1252536]

>teacher separates class with boys and girls
>each group has to choose a song and sing/dance it
>girls decided to do some pop song I can't remember

>mfw we choose the fucking pokemon theme song

[Anonymous No.1252546]

>>1226528
Dear god
I'm dying

[Anonymous No.1252619]

>>1228390
I know this is nitpicking,but why would Nintendo ban video games?

[Anonymous No.1253180]

>>1252536
What's wrong with that? Pokemon was so fucking huge when it was brand new they actually played the theme on the radio where I lived.

[Anonymous No.1256304]

>>1253180
Even today we see students in colleges singing the first opening for the nostalgia. You know, students which used to watch the anime and play the game when Pokemon was the big thing.

[Anonymous No.1256307]

>>1252536

What the hell is wrong with you? You did fine. And it's not like you were the only one up there singing. If all of you thought it was a good idea, what are you embarrassed about?

It's not like you're that 63 damage guy up there.

[Anonymous No.1256316]

>>1256304
>implying pokemon still isn't big as fuck

[Anonymous No.1256321]

>>1256316

Fair point. Did you guys see the worldwide launch for X/Y? Ridiculous amount of people were out there at fucking midnight for pokemon. ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Singing about Pokemon in class is a little nerdy, but you were all kids, so who cares? Hell, you could probably get away with doing that in college nowadays. Don't.

[Anonymous No.1256335]

>>1256321

if someone cant enjoy pokemon for the gameplay then they're retards. it's the reason the franchise has lasted almost 20 years, it has a great formula and while it changes every so often the game mechanics are always going to be the same, those same game mechanics are what makes the series fun.

[Anonymous No.1256336]

>>1256335
>Pokemon turns 20 in 3 years
>The Playstation turns 20 next year

LTTP being 20 years old didn't fuck with me, but these two will. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.1257078]

>>1256335
Yeah no.

Some people aren't easily amused by grindable rock paper scissors with shit plots.

[Anonymous No.1257319]

>>1230163

Several weeks?!?

[Anonymous No.1257338]

>>1230373

damn dude

[Anonymous No.1257412]

>>1232005
Is it bad that this actually sounds fun to me?

[Anonymous No.1257417]

This was a comic I made for Nintendo Nsider forums about a decade ago when I was 11 or 12.

[Anonymous No.1257420]

>>1257417
Very embarrassing looking back at them.

[Anonymous No.1257421]

>>1257417
Hello dragonboy82
http://www.youtube.com/user/dragonboy82

[Anonymous No.1257430]

>>1257429
I see you have autism, that explains these comics
https://www.wrongplanet.net/forumssearch-search_author-dragonboy82.html

[Anonymous No.1257429]

>>1257420
I know I made more but these were the only 3 I could find

[Anonymous No.1257432]

>>1257421
Fucking god... I used to be so goddamned cancerous it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.1257436]

>>1257417
>>1257420
>>1257429
dawg what are you talking about these fuckin OWN

[Anonymous No.1257440]

>>1257430
I actually don't. I have Borderline Personality but was misdiagnosed with autism when I was a kid which is I was on those shitty forums.

[Anonymous No.1257445]

>>1257440
Lol yeah I can see why. Your comic keeps going from confident to self loathing over and over again. It's actually kinda cool.

[Anonymous No.1257454]

>>1257445
Heh... I actually work in the entertainment industry now so I guess I always had some kind of talent. Everybody sucks when they are 11 or 12 though.

[Anonymous No.1257461]

>>1257454
Ugh very true man. I'm still trying to turn my suckitude into radditude.

[Anonymous No.1257546]

>>1257417
>>1257420
>>1257429
Caleb Robertson?
fb/AaronCalebRobertson
Is that you?

[Anonymous No.1257553]

>>1257546
Who the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.1257581]

>>1240598

I think in some European languages you say "I have 20 years" to mean "I'm 20 years old", maybe this is just an ESL person

[Anonymous No.1257665]

>>1257429

this is the first one of the three that seemed cringeworthy to me (because it's trying too hard), the other two are just light kid-level absurdist humor, they're kind of charming

[Anonymous No.1257736]

Just dug up this gem. Pretty sure the submarine was from one of the cartoons. I was 7.

[Anonymous No.1257781]

>>1257736

[Anonymous No.1257829]

>>1228045

Chaos looks totally broken.

[Anonymous No.1257842]

>>1257454

C-Can we network? Been on the job hunt, seeing where my skills can apply.

[Anonymous No.1257887]

>>1257421
>read first thing I see
>wow! YOU FUCKING BOYFRIEND STEALER! YOU FUCKED HENRY MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND AND NOW YOU FUCKED THAT RETARD KYLE! YOU NEED HIGHER STANDARDS AND NEED TO STOP FUCKING EVERY DICK YOU SEE!

looks like you've upgraded from "crap" to "fuck" in about 5 years.

[Anonymous No.1257894]

>>1257887
That actually was from a shit-tier /b/ raid back when I used to associate with that shithole. They just tried to fuck with these random girls for some reason. I did a lot of embarrassing shit when I was associated with /b/.

[Anonymous No.1257929]

>>1257894
how old were you?

my partner tells me about /b/ raids they were involved with in highschool. Like the Habbo raid.

[Anonymous No.1257950]

>>1257929
I did that from 13-15.
So from 2006-2009ish. I quit that bored cold turkey when I began to grow up though. Now I'm solely /tv/ and sometimes come here.

[Anonymous No.1258018]

I did a book report in the 6th grade about one of the Resident Evil novels. Forget which one exactly, but it was the one based on 3. Got looked at like a serial killer, big surprise.

Unrelated to vidya but in the same year I was assigned a persuasive essay and somehow turned it into an essay about bigfoot and ghosts and why they're real.

[Anonymous No.1258610]

>>1226857
oh my god my sides
do you have more???

[Anonymous No.1258623]

>>1228012
the starmie evolution is fucking badass

[Anonymous No.1258645]

>>1233838
that sounds so fucking tight dude, I ain't gonna lie

[Anonymous No.1258737]

>>1258018

>bigfoot and ghosts and why they're real

Even in 6th grade I knew that shit was fake.

[Anonymous No.1259703]

>>1229052
TIME TO TAKE THIS BAD BOY DOWN

[Anonymous No.1259774]

>>1243949
Started as something from the days it actually required some effort (since there were no dumping tools and you had to do it screenshot per screenshot), then just kept on as a tradition.

[Anonymous No.1259804]

>>1257736
i can imagine that as a playable level. today's 3D kind of playable level
>dat water thwomp

[Anonymous No.1259831]

oldest thing i have from my...er...teenagehood. back when i thought having a webpage was the cool thing. also webcomics

http://www.angelfire.com/la3/laughingpuddle2/

[Anonymous No.1259872]

I used to draw naked ladies on construction paper with my crayons.

Until my parents found them and laughed at me.

I was like...4?

I genuinely can't think of anything game related though.

[Anonymous No.1259876]

>>1257421
>http://www.youtube.com/user/dragonboy82

This shit is GOLDEN. We need to help make this guy the king of youtube.