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1222112 No.1222112[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So what rules did you and your friends/enemies have when you were playing multiplayer together?

>> No.1222118

>this is my house you have to let me win!
>win
>you're not allowed to play any video games while you're here anymore!

>> No.1222130

>>1222118
I mean, I know children are stupid and petty and should be shot like dogs in the street, but that's pretty retarded.

>> No.1222131
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1222131

>Contra
>Waterfall level
>You have to wait for the other player to climb up with you
>everybody continues to kill each other by climbing faster than the other player

>> No.1222137

don't do the same move over and over in a fighting game if it can't be blocked or responded to

>> No.1222154

>>1222112
"IM YOSHI MOTHERFUCKER"

>> No.1222158

For GTA switch off between every completed mission or death, no free roaming unless trying to find hidden packages.

>> No.1222170
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1222170

Warcraft 2, no blizzard or death and decay when playing against eachother.

>> No.1222174

Spam the same move over and over and get punched.

Punch friend

You didnt think I meant it?

It fixed the problem and still works to this day.

>> No.1222175

>>1222154
Kick that kids ass with Bowser
"YOU FUCKING CHEAT"

>> No.1222178

>>1222175
Never lost against Bowser with Yoshi in any Mario game, sorry!

>> No.1222195

To try your hardest to never look on the other person's screen.

>> No.1222203

>>1222178
Would stomp you in any game that I can choose Bowser. Anything.

>> No.1222209

>>1222195

Lol me and my brother actually rigged a piece of poster board to our TV so you COULDN'T see the other person's screen.

>> No.1222218

>>1222174
Scrub.

>> No.1222220
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1222220

>mfw I screenpeeked anyway

>> No.1222221

If you use the same character over and over I get to hit your dick with a hammer

>> No.1222228

No fucking screenlooking and no edgehogging

>> No.1222242

starcraft, for playing with friends: no rush for 10 or 15 minutes

which this one asshole always broke. i never knew him in person, he was a friend of a friend.

for goldeneye: no oddjob

>> No.1222301

>>1222218
this is not /v/

>> No.1222335
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>>1222220
I oughta smack ya in the face.

>> No.1222358 [DELETED] 

>>1222158
>GTA
Sorry son, you seem to be lost. This is /vr/ -- the place you're looking for is >>>/v/ .

Now get the fuck off my board.

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>>1222358
Were you born retarded or were you dropped on your head?

>> No.1222398

>>1222358
Oh. And get the fuck off our board.
Assholes like you don't belong here.

>> No.1222407

>>1222301
If you can't stop a guy who can literally only HADOUKENHADOUKENHADOUKEN you deserve to lose.
No need to deal with your inadequacies.

>> No.1222414

>>1222407
That doesn't excuse the shitpost.

>> No.1222426

>>1222174
>>1222301
>>1222414
I'm sorry, not that guy but, if you punched your friend to get him to stop spamming attacks your a faggot for 2 reasons:

1. chill out dude it's just a video game

2. get gud faget

Maybe you're the /v/ here...

>> No.1222429

My brothers and I were huge into Goldeneye when it came out. We only had three rules: No short people, no chops, no shooting an unarmed man. And it worked - mostly because I was about 14 at the time and so was their equal in skill and could handle the occasional "accident". (and maybe make a few myself)

Fighting games (MK series and Soul Calibur, mostly): Random select only. If you get shit, learn to deal with it. Explains why we're aces with the Edge Master-type characters, I guess.

Mario Kart series: It's your job to watch the other's player's ass in GP mode. If you fire a Blue Shell, always give warning (usually the phrase "it's away!" would accompany the firing of a Blue).

Contra/Life Force: Life-stealing only allowed by request.

>> No.1222432

>>1222426
I don't think the punch was to stop the spamming. It was for breaking the rules.
House rules need to be enforced. And it;s better than "You can't play anymore! MOOOOOOOM"

>> No.1222440

"CHEAP!"

>> No.1222457

>>1222432
Meh, it was still pretty low of the guy, and the other dude wasn't shit posting he was just calling him out. I just felt like I needed to call him out too.

>> No.1222702
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1222702

>This motherfucker is banned. The only way you earn the privilege to play as him is if you get him from a random selection.

Every Power Stone 2 match since, all 4 of us chose random.

>> No.1222752

>>1222170
why not? To encourage ballista/catapult use?

>> No.1223075
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>>1222752
You know I'm not really sure. Oddly enough, my buddy that purposed the rule used map hacks on me all the time. I guess he just wanted an edge.

>> No.1223154

>>1222414
Get good you pathetic scrub. Only reason I'd not have punched you back is I'm the guest in your house. I'd leave immediately.

>> No.1223158

No Screen-peeking. Failure to comply will result in a "screen perv" and I get to do it once too.

Share the power ups. (This was more for me because my brothers weren't great at games.)

No button mashing or abuse of the controllers of any kind. I get to mash and abuse you too, I paid for that.

No Oddjob, later evolved into no Monkey for Timesplitters 2.

No getting mad at Mario Party, of course it fucking cheats.

When it comes down to last lives, a player can call "fair duel" and the other player must comply if they have not already said "no fair duel". If you comply, you must get down to that player's damage/lives and weapons/powerups.

Don't yell "WAVE RACE" in Wave Race 64 like the announcer because Mom thinks it's a bad word in Spanish. I still got grounded for that and I was like fourteen.

An unspoken rule was to get silent and not make eye contact if anything sexy ever happened on screen.

>> No.1223224

>>1223158
>Don't yell "WAVE RACE" in Wave Race 64 like the announcer because Mom thinks it's a bad word in Spanish.
...What?

>> No.1223231

>>1223224
She thought we were saying guey, which is actually not so bad. It means punk, dumbass, or even friend.

It was weird trying to explain it.

>> No.1223519

No France

>> No.1223587

>>1222429
Damn officially jealous, you and your friends were much more civilized than the savages I had the unfortunate pleasure of gaming with...

>> No.1225963

The usual no screen-looking.
No Penta in CTR. Clock power up banned.
No Eddy in Tekken 3. No Whore-ang either, because spamming X-X-X-X or O-O-O-O kick combos sucks balls.

>> No.1225979

The only thing I can think of in Super Smash Bros (and also in melee) was :

>link only
>hyrule only

and that was really really fun. We weren't even Zelda fanboys at all, but playing with the same character mean that you mastered his moves and that you also knew perfectly the moves of your adversary, so a lot more mind play was in the game. Also Hyrule is the biggest stage in smash bros, so the least random one, and the one in which a life would last the longest, thus allowing for more unexpected turn overs

>> No.1225984

Fighters Megamix -

You could pick Janet, but only fire her gun...3 times I think. It did waaayyyyy too much damage.

>> No.1226024
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>>1222112
Gauntlet II:
"Don't pick up those damn potions you stupid warrior. I'm the wizard and I can use them better."

>> No.1226034

Mario Party 1

No "rotate the stick" minigames