/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.11551951]

>saves the gamecube

[Anonymous No.11551954]

>no radio edition

[Anonymous No.11551973]

Why does everyone act like Nintendo never had violent games? Goldeneye Perfect Dark Resident Evil games Eternal Darkness exist

[Anonymous No.11552103]

>>11551951
oops wrong pic

[Anonymous No.11552104]

>>11551973
there is no profanity in any of these games
in RE4 when Leon calls Saddler ''son of a bitch'' it was censored kek what a PG kiddy toddler oriented console the shitcube was, the PS2 would never.....

[Anonymous No.11552110]

Game kinda sucks.
Nintendo should have taken the offer to have Yakuza as an exclusive series, if anything.

[Anonymous No.11552115]

>>11552104
Did Leon said Son of a Bitch in Japanese?

[Anonymous No.11552141]

>>11552115
What's the equivalent of 'son of a bitch' in Japanese? Isn't it like 'son of a turtle' or something?

[Anonymous No.11552279]

>>11552141
"Kuso yaro", which in a really literal sense would translate to "asshole guy" or maybe "shit bastard."

[Anonymous No.11552291]

>>11552104
He calls him a bastard and no it wasn't censored

[Anonymous No.11552303]

>>11552110
Vice City indeed sucks but it was very popular. Gamecube had like zero multiplats which was the cause of its downfall. Even Dreamcast had more multiplats.

[Anonymous No.11552310]

>>11551951
Gamecube kiddies could not handle a hardcore game like gta

[Anonymous No.11552316]

>>11552310
GTA is kinda lame compared to Geist and Resident Evil 4

[Anonymous No.11552318]

>>11551951
everyone who wanted to play gta had a ps2 or a pc at that point

[Anonymous No.11552319]

>11552104
Lying on the internet should be a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.11552331]

>>11552316
They where not allowed to play RE4

[Anonymous No.11552336]

>>11551954
Just make super short edits like N64 THPS - and don't forget the joker

[Anonymous No.11552340]

>>11552336
It would certainly improve songs like "peace sells"
Megadeth sucks
Megadeth SUCKS

[Anonymous No.11552343]

>popular game SUCKS
>it never would have helped a struggling console

[Anonymous No.11552357]

>>11551951
This would require Nintendo to see the talent and potential in other developers which has never been their wheel house. It requires a level of straight forward thinking and honesty to see what another developer is doing and appreciate it, Nintendo can never do that. In their minds they are the best even if the universe disagrees with them.

[Anonymous No.11552360]

>>11552343
I bought every single GTA trilogy game on its release date and consider 3 and SA to be some of the best games ever made.
Vice City is absolutely awful and is clearly a half finished, rushed game with terrible design choices that were given no thought in their implementation

[Anonymous No.11552364]

>>11552360
vice city isn't unfinished. it wasn't meant to be a slog like 3, or bloated like SA became. unfortunately, rockstar took everyone's complaint seriously and made larger games that have nothing in them, like 4 and 5. shorter and succinct is just fine, and vice city was the most self contained and entertaining of the 3D versions.

[Anonymous No.11552374]

>>11552291
it was you fucking

https://youtu.be/Z1mFZnqS_UU?t=146

typing the word ''bastard'' in a tendie video game is a big no no

[Anonymous No.11552381]

>>11552364
Vice City is blatantly unfinished and the last 1/3rd of the game doesn't even exist. They took all the side missions they had implemented and called that the end game. They rushed it and piecemealed it so much that they didn't even write in any segments telling you what the fuck is going on, or what is required to progress. You're just told to "buy property" and they don't even mark the required one on the map.

[Anonymous No.11552383]

>>11552364
>it wasn't meant to be a slog like 3 or bloated like SA became
yet it was, Reddit City is nothing more than an inferior side DLC to GTA 3
SA was the real follow up to 3

[Anonymous No.11552402]

>>11552303
I mean, the GC had several GTA alternatives, like True Crime, and GUN. I also was not playing those.

[Anonymous No.11552404]

>>11552310
>heh, you gotta be pretty hardcore for my atonal Scottish pastiche of Scarface!
Who even cares though? It's lame.

[Anonymous No.11552406]

>>11552404
Lame ass shit like GTA will never compare to rolling watermelons down hills with a spray gun

[Anonymous No.11552407]

>>11552381
>Vice City is blatantly unfinished
it didn't need all that extra stuff. it was cut because the game was complete without it. I don't like end game garbage, when I'm done with the game it's a better experience.
>>11552383
>durr reddit
side DLC doesn't give you an entirely new map, (or disregards the old one) and they don't have the amount of new content VC does.
>SA was the real follow up to 3
VC is literally a gimmick where they go back and recreate scarface and miami vice. it wasn't meant to be an epic open world quest like some ubishit, filled with end game cycles that are boring and redundant, which is really what plagues moldern games.

[Anonymous No.11552420]

>>11552407
Vice City requires you to do a bunch of meaningless odd jobs as busywork bloat simply to complete the game, and the entire second half of the city is entirely optional missions.
Have you ever even played the fucking game?

[Anonymous No.11552431]

>>11552406
Unironically true.

[Anonymous No.11552443]

>>11552420
nah it was fine. people loved it and it had just the right amount of side missions and content. only after people playing SA did they think it was too short of a game. the biggest complaint is it's unoriginal and some missions were too tough for people. complaining about the game length where first 'they cut too much!' to 'they made us do too much!' is retarded.

[Anonymous No.11552505]

>>11552402
>True Crime
calling that awful slop a GTA alternative is the true crime
>GUN
that slop was so boring and bland, no soul whatsoever

[Anonymous No.11552519]

>>11552443
You've clearly never played the game and are just trying to be a contrarian lmao

[Anonymous No.11552526]

>>11552505
Low quality post. Try it again without buzzwords

[Anonymous No.11552527]

>>11552407
>a gimmick where they go back and recreate scarface and miami vice
another reason why it fucking sucked
Redditface is overrated shitty movie and am sure you already know that no need to go into full detail
and no one gives a fuck about Reddit Vice, sure it's aesthetic is iconic 80's pop culture but as a TV show it's forgotten slop no one fucking watches it and you won't find someone younger than 40 who can even name the two main characters
at least 3 and SA ripped off good kinos thats why they were great games unlike Reddit City

[Anonymous No.11552534]

>>11552519
youre complaining about people liking a popular game because it was too short, and then you said it had you doing too much. the contrarian is (you) but youve spent so much time here you forgot about logic

[Anonymous No.11552539]

>>11552527
>scarface and miami vice isnt GUD KINO
okay, guy. enjoy your depressing gta 3 mutie boy slop (literally unfinished, censored and broken at times), and SA, the bloated snoop dogg story of video games.

[Anonymous No.11552557]

>>11552539
>depressing gta 3 mutie boy
>nooooo where is the colors?! where is the muh whoelsome big chungus?! why the protagonis not giving sarcastic irony remarks every 5 seconds?! this is hurting my mental health save me niggerman!
stick to your marvel slops, cinema kinos are not for you
>(literally unfinished, censored and broken at times)
but enough speaking about Reddit City
>snoop dogg story of video games
you say it like it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.11552568]

>>11552557
>>nooooo where is the colors?! where is the muh whoelsome big chungus?! why the protagonis not giving sarcastic irony remarks every 5 seconds?! this is hurting my mental health save me niggerman!
youre sperging out something fierce. not my fault people liked vice city, the sights, the sounds, the missions. its almost like it was fun and gta 3 was just new and later mogged by everything after it
>(literally unfinished, censored and broken at times)
but enough about gta 3
>>snoop dogg story of video games
>you say it like it's a bad thing
it was. its for nig nogs and the simple minded. scarface is for the patricians who didnt want to be jerome buying baggy jeans and getting pegged by his dominatrix gf

[Anonymous No.11552589]

>>11552568
>not my fault people liked vice city
everyone went back to playing 3 after the Reddit City honeymoon phase ended, then they moved to SA later on
this ''Reddit City nostalgia'' is an internet phenomenon popularized by posers, SA and V (Online) are the only two GTA games people still play today no one plays Reddit City it's an obsolete slop
>its for nig nogs and the simple minded
>simple minded
says the bigoted racist cunt
Menace II Society >>> Cuckface (a movie about a cuck who was fucking around in Cuba while his sister was the public toilet for the local disco and when he comes back he simps for a blond prostitute lmao a bonafide cuck-core movie)

[Anonymous No.11552750]

>>11552534
I never said it was too short I said it was unfinished and they masked that by throwing all the side missions they had created by that point together and making a bunch of busy work.
Try not being a dumb fucking illiterate mong and you may be able to follow conversations about games you've never played.

[Anonymous No.11552770]

>>11552750
>they took away too much content that was going to be end game slop
>they had too much content in the game like side missions in it and it dragged
shut up, retard. youre not getting out of this with your second sperg out ITT just because you want to be mad

[Anonymous No.11552775]

>>11552770
Your IQ is two digits.

[Anonymous No.11552785]

>>11552775
>dont expose my weak talking points!
your argument is in poor faith and your only resort is a school yard insult. eat shit, go outside, do something else besides be a baby.

[Anonymous No.11552815]

>>11552785
You literally can't read. You think someone saying a game is unfinished means its too short because you're a dumb ESL mong who has no idea what words mean.

[Anonymous No.11552897]

>>11552775
o-oh yeah? w-well they're both the BIGGEST digits!!

[Anonymous No.11552905]

>>11551973
They've had GTA since the GBC

[Anonymous No.11552976]

>>11551954
Install size on PC is 1.47GB.

[Anonymous No.11553039]

>>11551973
this is the worst one

[Anonymous No.11553208]

>>11551973
There isn't a single game on that console where you play a criminal. Why is this so hard for tendies to understand?

[Anonymous No.11553212]

>>11552976
>>11551954
They'd probably have to cut like 15 20 percent of songs. They'd definitely have a radio tho

[Anonymous No.11553245]

>>11552303
vc is the best grand theft auto

[Anonymous No.11553281]

>>11553208
You play as a criminal in Resident Evil 0.

[Anonymous No.11553308]

>>11552976
>>11551954
>>11553212
Hot take, but I'd be fine with the songs being cut down to mono if that meant keeping all of them. It's not like it'd be especially noticeable during gameplay. Plus, it'd free up bandwidth for streaming other assets too.

[Anonymous No.11553419]

>>11553281
Are you tendies really this autistic? You seriously don't understand the difference?

[Anonymous No.11554497]

>>11552110
>Nintendo should have taken the offer to have Yakuza as an exclusive series
Wait what? Was that actually something that was proposed?

[Anonymous No.11554512]

>saves the gamecube

[Anonymous No.11555857]

bamp

[Anonymous No.11556034]

>>11551954
downsample that shit. nobody can tell the difference

[Anonymous No.11556038]

>>11553308
Would be that much of a data saving tho?

[Anonymous No.11556086]

>>11556038
Literally half

[Anonymous No.11556107]

>>11552374
I heard him say it.

[Anonymous No.11556109]

>>11553208
>There isn't a single game on that console where you play a criminal.
True Crime.

[Anonymous No.11556134]

>>11553245
VC is the worst retro GTA. It's a weak ass expansion pack to III. People only like it because of the 80s larp. Nobody mentions gameplay when praising VC.

[Anonymous No.11556137]

>>11556134
>fast cars
>kino missions
>short and replayable
won't play slog andreas ever again

[Anonymous No.11556153]

>>11556137
>fast cars
an so is in every other GTA game
>kino missions
garbage compared to 3 and SA ludokino missions
>short and replayable
that's 3
R*ddit City keeps dragging with the awful third part (doing all those asset missions) and it's the least replayable game in the series no reason to go back to R*ddit City if you've seen it once you've seen it all

[Anonymous No.11556160]

>>11551951
In your alternate history Nintendo goes on to... make a bunch of money and continues into the future of making video games to this day? Hard to imagine that scenario.

[Anonymous No.11556168]

>>11556137
>fast cars
The handling was much worse than III but
thankfully not as awful as SA. You are right that SA is a slog.

[Anonymous No.11556170]

>>11556153
SA was only fun for free roaming and rampaging. The missions were usually awful.

[Anonymous No.11556182]

>>11556160
If the GameCube succeeded, Nintendo would have kept making proper consoles with powerful hardware and games targeted at core gamers. Rather than in our timeline, where they spent years releasing underpowered shitboxes with forced waggleshit and endless shovelware.

Seriously imagine if there had been a GameCube 2, that’d be a glorious timeline.

[Anonymous No.11556186]

>>11553208
>555-Come-On-Now

[Anonymous No.11556190]

>>11556182
>Seriously imagine if there had been a GameCube 2

There literally (and figuratively) is...

[Anonymous No.11556201]

>>11556190
No, retard. That’s just two GameCubes taped together as the famous saying goes, and with terrible waggleshit controls forced in.

I mean a real GameCube 2. A true 7th gen HD machine to compete with the Xbox 360 and PS3. With a standard controller that builds on the GameCube controller design and simply adds a few new buttons and features.

The sad thing is it was revealed in the big Nintendo leak a few years ago that they actually had plans for an HD console (code named “Tako”) to release in 2005, but it was scrapped and replaced with the Wii concept. Seriously fuck Iwata, he ruined Nintendo forever.

[Anonymous No.11556360]

>>11556201
I think the shareholders would disagree

[Anonymous No.11556460]

>>11553208
That's not true, because Def Jam exists, but also who cares?
Why is playing as a criminal some necessity of a good game? I couldn't think of anything less relevant.

[Anonymous No.11556464]

>>11552505
>boring and bland, no soul whatsoever
So, a GTA game.

[Anonymous No.11556496]

>>11552104

[Anonymous No.11556502]

>>11551951
Wouldn't this actually be possible now that the reverse engineered GTA code exists? It'd be more doable than a Dreamcast port, at least.

[Anonymous No.11556504]

>>11556502
Yeah, the GTA III Dreamcast port is cool and all, but I'd be much more interested to see someone try and port III and VC to GameCube. Just to prove it can be done.

[Anonymous No.11556519]

>>11556504
Yeah and there's already plenty of Gamecube games that use Renderware

[Anonymous No.11556610]

>>11552374
That's not REALLY censorship now is it.

[Anonymous No.11556631]

Uh...
https://youtu.be/RJkc5uohMrs?si=5_HKvVapGlW12Z-3&t=2220

[Anonymous No.11556672]

>>11556460
I forgot that there was a game where you could play as Ice-T. I should try it.

[Anonymous No.11556774]

>>11552519
While I agree that the other anon is a retard, they idea of Vice City being the best is hardly contrarian and fairly common belief. A lot of people like the way the game is structured and don't consider the property missions to be side mission but rather a free form way of approaching mission you would have done anyways in the other games.
Personally I don't care that much for VC but I definitely don't find it to be unfinished or shitty. It's just rushed and buggy, but so was 3 and I love 3.

[Anonymous No.11557107]

>>11551951
I can't understand why they didn't at least release GTA 3 on it

[Anonymous No.11557310]

>>11557107
Too scary.

[Anonymous No.11557457]

It wouldn’t have saved it

[Anonymous No.11558663]

>>11557457
it might have

[Anonymous No.11559637]

>>11554512
You mean plunging it down?

[Anonymous No.11559745]

>>11551951
>Saves the Dreamcast

[Anonymous No.11559764]

>>11556460
Did you already forget what the op post is?

[Anonymous No.11559806]

>>11551951
I would've bought this day one.

[Anonymous No.11560378]

>>11551951
Hooray!

[Anonymous No.11560604]

Too hard to port

[Anonymous No.11560639]

>>11552357
DMA Design literally made exclusive games for Nintendo between Lemmings and GTA3. Body Harvest and SSSV are predecessors to GTA3 as much as GTA 1 and 2.

[Anonymous No.11560645]

>>11552775
You're right. It's in hex and starts with a letter.

[Anonymous No.11560653]

I think III and VC are about on par. Music and atmosphere are a question of taste (although VC's radio is much less satirical and more celebratory of pop culture), but driving is much better in III - wide roads, all districts are well connected, fast cars. VC has narrow streets and tons of crappy cars, the street layout is also pretty obnoxious and it's just not very fun to go around the city. Conversely, I found VC's shooting/fighting to be much more responsive that III's.

[Anonymous No.11560807]

>>11560653
>narrow streets bad
>slow cars bad
>cant navigate vice city properly
git fucking gud

[Anonymous No.11560843]

>>11560807
Don't worry about my abilities, I can navigate VC masterfully. Doesn't make it any more fun, but I applaud them for placing an entry level pizza delivery mission right in the middle of the most crucial region of the first island so that new players can get a hang of the street layout. I don't like the fact that getting from Washington Beach to Vice Point requires going one of two roads, both of them one lane, curved and with busy traffic. It's even worse the other way around, having to turn into a barely visible road right before Malibu. Downtown to Vice Port is one long strip, but at least it goes straight when going in that direction. It's pretty obvious that VC was designed for bikes first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.11561325]

>>11557107
There's speculation that Rockstar saw the Smuggler's Run 2 port did poorly and the sales of the 'Cube compared to the PS2 and Xbox, decided that the Gamecube wasn't worth the time and investment for