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WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.11527432

>>11527353
He's persistent, I'll give him that.

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>mfw

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>> No.11527530

Crocomire did nothing wrong.

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>>11527573

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>> No.11527704

>>11527353
that shit fucking pissed me off when I saw it moterfucker

>> No.11527709

No really, how the fuck did he get there

>> No.11527712

>>11527695
heh

>> No.11527902

>lives around lava
>can't survive lava
Why did he do it?
Shouldn't he have made a home somewhere further up Zebes?

>> No.11527913

>>11527493
Kek

>> No.11527935

>>11527902
he wasn't expecting someone to come into his home and shoot him in the face 50 times until he fell in

>> No.11528040

>>11527902
Dude was just taking a shit and baking in the jenkem before Samus showed up and boiled him alive in his toilet. Fucked up bitch.

>> No.11528075

>>11527935
Crocomire is also not the aggressor.
He doesn't do shit to you if you don't shoot him, but you're locked in there.

Doors locking behind you in boss rooms is implied to be a space pirate designed defenses either performed by Mother Brain as part of a networked system, or by the pirate ranks.

Crocomire isn't known to be affiliated with the space pirates and is likely just Zebes fauna native to Norfair, so the implication is that the space pirates know that thing's in there and were satisfied to trap Samus in there and see who'll survive.

I was also just wondering if Crocomire was actually gendered, and the Super Metroid Players' Guide refers to Crocomire as "he", good enough really.

>> No.11528080

Anyone got the Lion King one?

>> No.11529806

>>11527902
Rookie mistake, Anon. That room is filled with acid, not lava.

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>>11527913

>> No.11530516

>>11527353
It's too bad they cut him from Zero Mission

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you save them all, right?

>> No.11530616

When the fuck did Crocomire become a meme?

>> No.11530671

>>11530616
Around the same time as Milhouse.

>> No.11530815

>>11527530
Survival of the Fittest. The Tomb Raider approach.

>> No.11530825

>>11527353
>OH GOD
>WHAT THE FUCK
This what Crocomire was thinking when Samus started murdering him for no reason.

>> No.11530827

>>11527530
cannot fucking stand crocomire apologists, unironically and sincerely kill yourself

>> No.11530828

>>11527902
>has a fireplace
>can’t live in fire

>> No.11530884

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>> No.11530894

I forgot where I learned this, but apparently if you hack in the Hyper Beam and use it once on Crocomire, he'll literally walk all the way back into the lava without needing to fire another shot.

>> No.11530979

>>11530894
I've also read this. Probably on the Metroid Fandom wikia, which unfortunately seems to have way more content than the non-Fandom one (holy hell I hate Fandom's shitty sites).

>> No.11532661 [SPOILER] 

>>11528075
>He doesn't do shit to you if you don't shoot him.
Damn, I didn't know that. That's kind of cool.

>> No.11532712

>>11527902
crocomire's room is acid, not lava

>> No.11532729

>>11530671
Milhouse is not a meme

>> No.11533042

>>11530894
it also happens if you skip him and come back with the plasma beam.

>> No.11533043

>>11527493
Do a Jeb Bush version.

>> No.11533045
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>>11533043
Here the template.

>> No.11533448

>>11533042
that's fucking bullshit you asshole

>> No.11533458

>>11533448
retard-kun...
https://youtu.be/BBF_sjFy5tM?feature=shared&t=3420

>> No.11533462

>>11533458
what does that prove?

>> No.11533463

>>11533462
that the plasma beam oneshots him? i mean you presumably need the other beans too but that was already implied.

>> No.11533485

>>11527353
The first time I beat him as a dumb babby I was on low health and an hero'd speedboosting into the wall of spikes.

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Speaking of, anyone have a version of this that's either 1) VP9 webm that's not shit quality like this or 2) a gif? This copy I have looks like trash.

>> No.11533526

>>11530894
>>11530979
>>11533042

iirc, he gets FUCKING PISSED if you hit him with the grapple beam

>> No.11533614

>>11533043
>>11533045
Do it yourself and make us laugh.

>> No.11533651

>>11533517
omg is he ok

>> No.11533683

>>11533463
no one asked bruh

>> No.11534052

>>11527902
>You live near a river, and yet you can't breathe water... curious

>> No.11534225

>>11534052
humans don't melt to the bone if they fall in water.

>> No.11534303

Someone at Nintendo had a "boiled alive" fetish

>> No.11534618

>>11527353
>Ermm ok, sooo we have giant skeletons now. Giant. Walking. Skeletons. Sooo, that's a thing. Okaaaaay, stranded on a strange planet, missing my upgrades, chased by space pirates...not to mention the freaking DRAGON after me. Yeeeeep, that's juuuuust what I need right now. OOOKAY.

>> No.11534638

>>11533517
I could honestly just spend an hour playing the game to capture some footage myself, it really doesn't take long to reach this point.

The way the flesh melts off has always been impressive, it's gruesome.

>> No.11534640

>>11533526
Crocomire is actually a grapple point like those grapple blocks, that's the weird fucking part about it.
It's normally impossible to do that, but if you're doing something like playing a randomiser or if you did the "world reset" glitch via murder beam shenanigans, you can take grapple beam into the Crocomire fight and see for yourself.

>> No.11534794

>>11528075
In more recent releases Nintendo have actually modified the scene so that Crocomire shoots first

>> No.11534864

>>11533526
No. He bugs out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx4Ac9T-xXk

>> No.11534921

>>11534864
>0:42
I swear I pulled this off in SM rando once, but I mid-air morphed and managed to pass through the 1-tile gap above Crocomire to get behind him.

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>>11533517
Here you go, recorded a clip.

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>>11533517
>>11535048
Double-scale version for easier viewing and better detail.

Making a GIF would be a pain because GIF timings don't make 60 FPS possible, it can do 100 or 50, converting 60 FPS video to 50 FPS gif will make it look choppy or slow.
I could record the PAL version to make a GIF but that's extra work.

>> No.11535809

>>11534225
that's not even always true you fuckign idiot