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It doesn't get any more basic than this.

>> No.10848370

name a better game or food

>> No.10848371

>>10848370
sonic adventure
sonic

>> No.10848384

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I HATE MARIO! I HATE NINTENDO!
You done?

>> No.10848417

>>10848384
thank you, valiant warrior.

>> No.10848419

>>10848369
Come on anon, everybody has to start somewhere. For me it was SMW and DKC on the SNES. For somebody else maybe it was Halo or Ratchet & Clank.

>>10848371
I've never had Sonic actually

>> No.10848456

>>10848419
same

>> No.10848484

>>10848369
That's not Doom.

>> No.10848527

>>10848369
even if you gathered the top 5 of the world's foremost severely retarded idiots and gave them 10 years to make a game it still wouldn't be as bad as Mario 64

>> No.10848619
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10848619

>>10848384
Why would I hate Nintendo? they made the best Crash Bandicoot game.

>> No.10848621

>>10848369
god I hate nu/vr/ so goddamn much. fuck off to /v/

>> No.10849226

>>10848419
>For somebody else maybe it was Halo or Ratchet & Clank.
Grim.

>> No.10849270

>>10848621
It took 20 years too long but thankfully people are finally realizing that tendie garbage was never good.

>> No.10849274

Sorry that nobody has made a better 3d platformer yet. not even nintendo

>> No.10849284

>>10849274
What makes it better than Spyro or tomb rider?

>> No.10849289

>>10848370
You ever have Pop Tarts? They're bad for you, but they sure do taste a lot better than game cartridges do.

>> No.10849293

>>10849284
tomb raider is 90's coomslop cringe
Spyro is sovl and i wont dog on it but SM64 still mogs no cap

>> No.10849312

N64 isn't retro.

>> No.10849427

>>10848619
Still haven't rivaled this

>> No.10849554

>>10848369
If Mario 64 is the McDonalds, what's Sonic Adventure? They both get constant threads on /vr/.

>> No.10849559

>>10849554
burger king

>> No.10849560

>>10849559
Don't do Sonic Adventure dirty like that.

>> No.10849561

>>10848369
This sums up my feelings about post-SNES Nintendo as a whole.

>> No.10849696

>>10849559
oof

>> No.10849826

>>10848619
How is galaxy similar to Hugolikes?

>> No.10849858

>>10849561
Funny, it sums up my feelings about post-NES Nintendo. And, even then, a lot of NES shit is also very basic. They've just always been like this.

>> No.10849995

>>10848371
oh

>> No.10850004

It won't work

>> No.10850027

>>10849554
the local run fast food joint thats way to good to believably be fast food and its really expensive

>> No.10850156

Nah Mario games are like a top-tier Margherita pizza.
I can't even think of what the McDonalds of /vr/ is. Some people will say Mega Man but I disagree

>> No.10850163

>>10848419
The burgers are hit or miss, but everything else is 10/10

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>>10848371
Sonic as marketable curry

>> No.10850527

>>10848369
That's not Super Mario World

>> No.10850530

>>10848370
Sneak King
The Whopper

>> No.10850564

>>10848371
Comparing Sonic Adventure to SM64 is fucking heresy. You should be burned at the stake and I'm happy to carry it out.