ITT: "Here's your controller bro" controllers

[Anonymous No.10835398]

[Anonymous No.10835408]

Goddamn that looks horrible.

[Anonymous No.10835453]

I had so many shitty 3rd party N64 controllers

[Anonymous No.10835472]

janky pc controllers will win this thread, no contest

[Anonymous No.10835728]

>>10835472
no, this concept requires a friend to whom the controller is being passed

[Anonymous No.10835758]

>>10835398
PROTECT YA NECK KID

[Anonymous No.10835816]

>>10835398
WHATS YA SECKRIT!

[Anonymous No.10835819]

[Anonymous No.10835821]

[Anonymous No.10835838]

not particularly weird or anything, but I wonder which one is funnier:
>player 1 has matching controller with the console while player 2 has some weird jank shit
>player 1 has super over engineered turbo shadoodle while player 2 has basic bitch controller

[Anonymous No.10835842]

>broken z button
just finger it bro

[Anonymous No.10837324]

>>10835472
How do you even use that thing?

[Anonymous No.10837334]

>don't cut yourself, bro

[Anonymous No.10837348]

>>10835842
I had two of these, one was translucent blue and the other translucent red. Both their sticks just broke the fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10837362]

>>10835472
why does this look AI generated? I know the Sidewinder Dual Strike exists IRL.
>>10837324
I think there's an ad on the Windows 98 CD that kinda shows you how it's supposed to be used.

[Anonymous No.10837386]

>>10837362
I pity people born after AI generated images.

[Anonymous No.10837412]

Here’s your controller, bro…

[Anonymous No.10837427]

>>10835472
Is this inspired by that weird Namco twist it bop it PS1 controller

[Anonymous No.10837454]

>>10837412
>analog capable
>left stick is a d-pad

lol what fucking console is this thing for

[Anonymous No.10837467]

>>10837454
Some AIslop console

[Anonymous No.10837469]

>>10837454
Anon, it's an AI image

[Anonymous No.10837496]

>>10837469
I think I had one exactly like this back in 2001.

[Anonymous No.10837945]

>>10835398
>Sweet thanks Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNY74nQ-ACk

[Anonymous No.10837957]

>>10835408
>doesn’t protect his neck

[Anonymous No.10838024]

>>10837957
Wu Tang Clan is for white people.

[Anonymous No.10838216]

>>10835398
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin ta fuck with

[Anonymous No.10838282]

>>10835398
Was that Wu-Tang game on Playstation any good?

[Anonymous No.10838303]

>>10838282
It was very cool and kinda good.
It was hard towards the end and I left it. I don't know if I will ever finish it, maybe using savestates.
The cool mixture of chinese kungfu and urban ghetto settings was very nice.
And I remember that any move could be made in both left and right-facing directions. The movements would follow the direction, so you had the same moves by moving forward and backward.
The control and the camera was much better than the first Yakuza, for example.

[Anonymous No.10838306]

>>10838024
"I don't know how y'all see it, but when it comes to the children: Wu-Tang is for the children. We teach the children know what I mean? Puffy is good but Wu-Tang is the best."
Old Dirty Bastard

[Anonymous No.10838314]

>>10838303
Cheers! I'll check it out.

[Anonymous No.10838386]

>>10835398
Discount Batarang.

[Anonymous No.10838394]

Here's your controller, bro.

[Anonymous No.10838480]

>>10838394
Do a stick mod and it becomes good.

[Anonymous No.10838508]

>>10838024
That's true, but it's better than most 'for black people' rap.

[Anonymous No.10838527]

>>10838508
I only listen to rap from 90s Houston.

[Anonymous No.10838582]

>>10838282
It was badass.

[Anonymous No.10838852]

>>10837386
you mean babies?

[Anonymous No.10838860]

>>10837412
it looks like a zoomer's sneaker

[Anonymous No.10838951]

It's actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.10838973]

>>10835838
>black one has a longer middle stick

[Anonymous No.10839256]

>>10835758
RAW JUST LIKE COCAINE FROM BOLIVIA

[Anonymous No.10840153]

>>10837454
It's not for a console, it's the controller Valve made for Steam a few years back.

[Anonymous No.10840196]

>>10837412
Wtf

[Anonymous No.10840247]

>>10835398
>proceeds to dominate you ingame and then bang your mom on your own bed

[Anonymous No.10840274]

>>10838303
wasnt it just a reskin of that banned ps1 game thrill kill or something

[Anonymous No.10840593]

[Anonymous No.10840595]

[Anonymous No.10840597]

[Anonymous No.10840605]

[Anonymous No.10840676]

>>10840605
i recognize those hands

[Anonymous No.10840679]

[Anonymous No.10840683]

[Anonymous No.10840696]

>>10840605
>>10840676
I actually kind of want one just for the novelty of it but all of the ones I can find are $70-$200

[Anonymous No.10840765]

[Anonymous No.10840774]

>>10840696
It's actually kind of retarded how cheap they are. I picked one up back when they first released and kept it sealed thinking it'd go up in value, but the price has been stagnant ever since. They must've made tens of millions of these things and nobody actually opened one.

[Anonymous No.10840805]

>>10840774
Only what coomlecting reseller scums deserve

[Anonymous No.10840812]

>>10840774
>meanwhile cheap store brand crts that have been dug out of a landfill they've been sitting in for 20 years are selling for thousands

[Anonymous No.10840871]

This is an official controller that came bundled with Puchi Charat

[Anonymous No.10840935]

>>10835398
This one I can't fuck with. Game was fun though. Same engine as Thrill Kill.

>>10840676
This one looks silly, but I've seen a few posts from different people throughout the years claiming it's actually quite comfy.

[Anonymous No.10840979]

>>10840595
8=====D

[Anonymous No.10841157]

[Anonymous No.10841172]

>>10840979
The ladies gonna love this
Too bad many "ladies" in retrogaming are biological males
We don't discriminate anyone, love has no race, borders, or genders
I wanted to buy a righty joypad though, it looks like this is gonna be it

[Anonymous No.10841235]

>>10840593
I really like this one

[Anonymous No.10841316]

>>10840676
These have become actually slimy with age because of the rubber breaking down.

[Anonymous No.10841785]

>>10840871
i wonder if it works with Tempest

[Anonymous No.10842242]

>>10841316
So have all generations of Playstation analog stick.

[Anonymous No.10842273]

>>10842242
Not my stock DualShock 2. Maybe you ate too many Doritos.

[Anonymous No.10842693]

>>10841157
I was just going to say I always wanted an arcade/fighting game equivalent of this with a D-pad and arcade buttons, but I did some googling and found that it already exists. Can't find it available for purchase anywhere. PS1 D-pad is kind of ew though.

[Anonymous No.10842861]

it's fun playing with a controller you can't pick up (-:

[Anonymous No.10842871]

>>10835398
You want to sit down, bro?

[Anonymous No.10843087]

>>10841316
I mean, I have one still in the package and it doesn't look like it's broken down. The analog sticks on all my actual PS2 controllers are disgusting though, not that it matters because the buttons are all dead because they did that retarded pressure sensitivity shit that's prone to oxidization that only like 3 games ever used.

[Anonymous No.10843112]

>>10840676
>its cheaper to buy one of these factory sealed than an authentic ds2

[Anonymous No.10843183]

>>10837334
Was a cool controller but everyone I knew who owned it just displayed it.

>>10840595
Guitar hero controller for ants?

>>10840605
Sneaky cunt heh

>>10840871
What's so funny about a spinner controller?

>>10841157
Used to own the ps3 keyboard version, it was great. This is probably pretty good for newer PC games.

>>10842693
You could make one, bit of a pain though.

>>10842861
There's one of these at the strong museum of play in Rochester NY.

>>10843087
F, hope it never happens to my dukes

[Anonymous No.10843383]

>>10840683
This was a solid controller for people with smaller hands. One of the few MadCatz controllers with decent build quality.

[Anonymous No.10843963]

>>10835398
>why yes, i only play Ninja Gaiden, Karate Kid and Shinobi, how could you tell.

[Anonymous No.10843976]

From Alps interactive, now in the Smithsonian museum.

[Anonymous No.10844069]

A clever way to move the spaceship at different speeds without an analog stick.

[Anonymous No.10844467]

>>10844069
that's half an analog stick

[Anonymous No.10844480]

>>10844467
An analog stick is an analog stick, you can't say it's only half.

[Anonymous No.10844527]

>>10844480
Then you can't say I have only half a dick, Erika. Why you keep comparing me to Tyrone?

[Anonymous No.10844530]

>>10844069
does it work with other games? Or even Arkanoid II?

How does it work?

[Anonymous No.10844556]

>>10844480
That is one potentiometer. Most analog sticks are two potentiometers. 1/2 = one half.

/vr/ seems to not know about Hall effect sticks and microswitch buttons

[Anonymous No.10844563]

>>10840774
Get fucked reseller faggot!!!

[Anonymous No.10844596]

>>10844556
Nobody tell him. Let him figure it out himself.

[Chud Anon No.10844604]

>>10838527
BLOWIN ON THAT INDO
GAMECUBE NINTENDO

[Anonymous No.10844643]

>>10840683
You know a brand is bad when even children notice

[Anonymous No.10844817]

>>10843976
Who thought a pair of dog dicks would make a good controller?

[Anonymous No.10845503]

>>10843112
A friend gave one DS2 factory sealed, and I don't have the courage to open it.

[Anonymous No.10845505]

>>10835842
How do you even hold that thing?

[Anonymous No.10846274]

>>10843383
That pic isn't the microcon version but I agree if you meant the microcon. I really liked mine back in the day. I used it pretty much exclusively until it inevitably developed issues. I took it apart to try and fix it and it never went back together.
If I could find a good condition microcon that still worked and wasn't massively expensive, I'd get one just for the lulz.
I do have a wireless microcon-clone that has GameStop branding but I'm not 100% sure if it literally ever worked.

[Anonymous No.10846335]

>>10845505
same as regular n64 controllers, i have one and aside from the Z button and the L button being kind of shitty its pretty good, the middle stick still works which is not something thing you can say bout the normal 64 ones