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Why are you so hard??

>> No.10806594 [DELETED] 

Here comes the annoying dumbass /pol/ tards complaining about how

>This movie wasn't supposed to be a documentary hurr durr I'm a victim

>> No.10806612
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>>10806589
Play Terminator instead OP. Not as difficult and a better game in general

Of you want another fun platformer go for Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure or something, totally different style but still a very fun game

>> No.10806615

>>10806589
Hey Puke Skywalker use the force

>> No.10806786

>>10806589
>Why are you so hard??
Because I beat the game with over 1 million points and unlocked sex with young Sandra Bullock.
https://youtu.be/My7OSA7YivU

>> No.10806802

>>10806589
Because Stallone and Snipes kicking ass on screen always gives me a boner

>> No.10806805

>>10806786
This is the 3DO version, right? It looks surprisingly good

>> No.10806863

>>10806805
No that's the snes version

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>>10806594

>> No.10807027

>>10806589
It's not my fault! The Sega CD strip just gets my cock solid like a rock okay?!

>> No.10807071

>>10806786
I thought you were joking lmao of course the 3DO just had to have something sexual related. What's the point? You don't even get to see her naked

>> No.10807074

>>10806802
>>10807027
These anons definitely used to jerk off to the 3DO's porn games

>> No.10807089

>>10806786
can you play it with a light gun?

>> No.10807097

>>10807071
It's the same joke from the movie.

>> No.10807993

>>10807089
With your penis? Why yes you can

>> No.10808002 [DELETED] 

>>10806594
Legitimate mental illness

>> No.10808007 [DELETED] 

>>10808002
Mental illness is falling for such typical bait... oh wait I meant mental retardation. Man, /pol/ users are the most pitiful anons on this site

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This film wasn’t supposed to be a blueprint!

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>>10808019
>/pol/ tards actually view themselves like this


Kek now I see the extent of how disillusional you really are. Just fyi that girl that keeps looking at you isn't attracted to you, she just finds you extremely creepy and weird lol

Figure I should tell you before you hurt yourself

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Round house kick trannies, niggers, and kikes in the back of the skull

Clean it up janny like the personal whore you are

I'll be back to put you back in your place again, slut

>> No.10808051 [DELETED] 

Great, I can't for /pol/ to ruin the thread trying to pretend that this movie "predicted" the current year.