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>Launches Gameboy service with Super Mario Land 2
>No other Mario games for over a year
>MAR10 day happens, releases these
Why is Miyamoto so against Super Mario Land? These 3 games combined aren't even half as fun as Super Mario Land.

>> No.10764889

>>10764867
Land is like a 15 minute game with entire screens being copy and pasted at times.

>> No.10764891

>>10764867
>Why is Miyamoto so against Super Mario Land?
Because he wasn't involved with it.

>> No.10764894

>>10764891
this, he's a bitter fuck and a sad little man

>> No.10764905

>>10764889
And knowing that that is better than any of these 3 shows his disdain for the game

>> No.10764985

>>10764867
>Mario Tennis
A great game AND Motoi Sakuraba music is nice.

>> No.10764995

>>10764905
The tennis and golf rpgs are cool

>> No.10765002

>>10764891
He wasn’t involved with Mario Land 2 either

>> No.10765006

>>10764905
You've got to be kidding, GBC Golf and Tennis are way better.

>> No.10765019

>>10764867
Some of the stuff in Super Mario Land was used in future Super Mario Games. Nintendo has always grabbed generously from their own treasury.

Mario Wonder and Super Mario 3D World had some stuff in it that came straight from there. It had good music too, they could've recycled a bit more from that already.

>> No.10765210

>>10764867
>>10764891
So we all agree "miyamoto has a vendetta for Mario Land" is some boogeyman/victim complex made by Landfags and there's no actual evidence to support it, right?
>he doesn't do too much with a game
>that means he must HATE IT
>still releases Land 2 for switch
>b-but he didn't do it for 1!
Meanwhile OP is the one who has a grudge on mario tennis LOL

>> No.10765213

>>10765210
Just a corpse.

>> No.10765251
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10765251

Because he wants everyone to see him as le mister single source of Mario and SML not only dispels that LIE, it is also better than most of the games he was involved with.

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>>10765210

>> No.10765273

I love shiggy rumours.

>> No.10765281

Maybe Nintendo thinks the stereotypical China music in world 4 is offensive or something.

>> No.10765449

>>10765273
My friends looked at me like I was telling shit from Mars when I told them Nintendo had its origins in brothels and trading cards.
>This dude is stoned. Discarded.
Ffs, no. I'm sure I read it somewhere.

>> No.10765452

>>10765449
Yeah that's common knowledge though.
They even re-releases their ancient hanafuda cards for some anniversary or something.

>> No.10765453
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>>10764867
>Mario Tennis GBC
If you've been sleeping on this game so far you have no excuse anymore. Get on this shit.

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>>10765263

>> No.10765474

>>10765449
>trading cards
not trading cards
cards
like for casinos, where you need fresh decks constantly otherwise everyone would think your place is a cheat
nintendo was literally just a yakuza front back in ye olde days

>> No.10765531

>>10764889
This
But still, the Switch VC offering is weird as fuck and I can't believe Nintendo is still slow trickling this shit. They probably test the games a bunch too
I just don't understand, the whole thing has been a lame mess. At least this is on the basic tier

>> No.10766226

>>10765531
I'm still under the impression that a lot of 3rd Party companies realized how much money they could make if they just released their retro stuff on their own after Nintendo made bank with the original Virtual Console on the Wii. That and they don't want people double dipping; the Wii U and 3DS eShops were still open up until a year ago and Nintendo could barely convince them to give up their licenses again for those services.

So Nintendo has to lean heavily on its own library and it's not about to showcase the cheapest looking Mario game they ever published headline their Game Boy service. If SML1 ever gets on there, it'll be with the other GB launch titles.

>> No.10766228

>>10764889
Kirby's Dream Land is already there and nobody complains about that one.

>> No.10766271

>>10764889
all the more reason to add it in an update like this. i'm convince they're either remaking it and turning it into a switch game for some godforsaken reason, or they think it's already on there because why would it not be on there already

>> No.10766308

>>10766228
Kirby has a second loop with actual cosmetic changes and change in enemy behavior, though.

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>>10766308

>> No.10766346

>>10766337
damn imagine being outed as a scrub who can't even beat super mario land

>> No.10766442

>>10766228
Dream Land is indeed short, but it's also more challenging on the second run with more variety - and doesn't literally repeat screens within seconds of you seeing it last.
I'm not telling anyone they can't like Super Mario Land and I'm not saying it shouldn't be on the service, I just think saying those three games aren't "half as fun" as it is certifiably insane.

>> No.10766516

>>10766442
Dr. Mario is genuinely pointless, though. We've already got the NES version and the Game Boy version is just that in four shades of green/gray.

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>>10764867
What stats should I put points in when playing Tennis?

>> No.10766563

>>10764985
it's the best Mario sports game imo, shame the sequel is such garbage

>> No.10766614

Land 2 is the one that has soul so who cares

>> No.10766652

>>10766614
land 2 doesn't have chai kingdom though

>> No.10766721

>>10764889
nothing wrong with super mario land, if anything they should've added land 1 for the heck of it but they didnt cause their nintendo.

>> No.10766727

>>10764867
Why didn't you by SML for the 3DS virtual console?

>> No.10766730

They didn't add it because the chinese world could be considered racist by retards.

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>>10764867
SML 1 is very short and rough around the edges for sure, but, silly that nintendo deems it unreleasable lol. the game sold millions of copies.

>> No.10766806

>>10766730
uh, chinese people can't be racist against chinese people, they're all chinese

>> No.10766807

>>10764867
SML1 is the best game in the entire Mario series and Shiggy seethes about it to this day.

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>>10766807
>gameboy got the best mario AND the best zelda
gameboy chads... we won

>> No.10766824

>>10766820
We also got the best Metroid and the best Final Fantasy.

>> No.10767413

>>10766337
You're given codes to access DL1's second loop, sound test, and options menu, though. You don't have to bother playing the first loop if you don't want to.

>> No.10767439

>>10766730
Thanks to the stupid clownworld that the internet has turned into, THOSE idiots would be met with an equal amount of retards claiming that it should be added BECAUSE Chai Land is racist.

At the end of day, it's not getting added for the same reason why Wario Land 1 or 2 haven't been added: they just want the most polished games in the franchise on to represent the series. Hell, I'm sure the only reason why Kirby 1 is on there is because Kirby is essentially Nintendo's portable console mascot after Pikachu.

>> No.10767454

somehow I doubt that Miyamoto is personally handpicking the library

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>>10764867
>Imagine caring about what ROMs Nintendo adds for their paid subscription service when they're easy to download and run on almost anything you can think of for absolutely free.

Really?

>> No.10767790

>>10767780
Yes, but you have to delete them after 24 hours unless you own the original cartridge.

>> No.10768310

>>10767790
I kek'd.

>> No.10768440

>>10764867
Isn't the NES version of Dr. Mario already there? Why would you want the Game Boy one?

>> No.10768773

>>10764867
Redpill me on the GBC Mario Sports RPGs. Are they closer to sports games, or RPGs? Are they worth playing if I fucking hate golf but am perfectly fine with Tennis?

>> No.10769597

>>10766228
Dream Land is an actually good game tho.

Both it and Mario Land are really short, but Mario Land plays a terrible tech demo (because it is) whereas Dream Land was Sakurai squeezing as much juice as he could out of a tiny cartridge and it shows.

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Should have added this

>> No.10770797

>>10770736
Damn I used to play this every time I took a shit and eventually 100%ed it

>> No.10770837

>>10764894
So basically he’s Japanese

>> No.10770967

>>10768773
they're like 50% jrpg, 50% the most arcadey version of that sport imaginable. Dont know if the golf one will sway you but tennis is worth a try

>> No.10771045

>>10764867
Miyamoto doesn't want to offend Coptic people

>> No.10771057

>>10765210
This has as much merit to Sakurai barely giving a shit about Kirby outside what he made in Smash